372 results in /hsg/ - "Homestuck" General ▶ Anonymous 2025/05/21 (Wed) 01:41:55 No. 129484
>>129483 Also, I'm drunk. I had a Piña Colada and some sake.
Even the local MEXicanx population seemed mixed on it and even though it did please my gorehound sadism to a reasonably sized… cup
(I don't know what this metaphor is trying to be), we, /ourpeople/, knew it was lacking. Two potato sacks of south North Americans (moid and femoid) gave it 8 and 6 respectively. That's pretty bad coming from Mexicans. Also, let me remind you that my BWC is literally built for Mexicans. I can handle dey spice, I'm into black metal and gothic rock, I love gory franchises that never end, I love to bicker with people, I have a weird amount of knowledge about Mexico from 1821 and 1853 and passion for its culture and history, I love Aztec-inspired designs because of Jack Kirby… I could go on.
Let it be known that I'm a catch in the sack for these beans…
Now something I forgot to bring up in my all-important babbypost which I will now "hold against the movie" since I was forced to go to a Thai restaurant with the world's most Junji Ito urinal placement, is my thoughts on talking to your baby beyond just the hypothetical of Daria not instantly slamming the
meizen button. I heard a baby say "I want to see the phone" and if one of your babbu's first words is "phone" then I think something is seriously wrong.
I think kids are at their best and learn their best when they're initiating conversation or just doing things on their own (NOISE POLLUTION: THE CULTURE, REEEEEEEEE.
) I'm sure (((studies))) say otherwise. But I think it's worth giving up the all-important (((verbal intelligence)) for stuff like spatial reasoning or intuition. I'm afraid that we're letting the associative relationships of fundamental
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. ▶ Anonymous 2025/05/18 (Sun) 20:39:28 No. 129144
>>129064 >a hipster that doesn't enjoy anything in earnest so, a
GOON ▶ Anonymous 2025/05/17 (Sat) 04:09:10 No. 128617
>>128561 Of course the
GOON mob edited this Wikipedia article.
▶ Anonymous 2025/05/17 (Sat) 02:58:57 No. 128572
>>128566 Byuu was the protagonist of Bahamut's Lagoon which he became famous for translating. Byuu starts with a girlfriend. Eventually they get separated by JRPG plot device and she ends up with another guy. She writes Byuu letters that say stuff like, "Riding on his dragon is so much different from yours. It's bigger and faster." and you never win her back. In fact, the guy who steals her joins your party or something. I only loosely remember this from an article talking about Japan's top 3 most hated Squaresoft heroines.
▶ Anonymous 2025/05/14 (Wed) 19:43:19 No. 128001
>>127999 Can we permaban anyone who says ‘goon’?
▶ Anonymous 2025/05/06 (Tue) 04:27:56 No. 126474
>>126473 Nope. Shorter response wins, bwo.
▶ Anonymous 2025/05/06 (Tue) 04:27:33 No. 126473
>>126472 oh but mentioning "gooncave" isn't also inherently horny?
▶ Anonymous 2025/05/06 (Tue) 04:25:39 No. 126472
>>126471 >Horny Again, gooncave.
▶ Anonymous 2025/05/06 (Tue) 04:24:14 No. 126470
>>126469 Oof, weaksauce. Go workshop the material in your gooncave, comrade.
▶ Anonymous 2025/05/06 (Tue) 00:04:14 No. 126324
All I've done is like stressgoon 5 times
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/25 (Fri) 21:44:48 No. 122984
>>122981 Dumbing of the Ages. An old but mold Something Awful + Bad Comics Wiki (goons who pretend to care about webcomics) classic.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/25 (Fri) 03:58:31 No. 122545
>>122544 why does
TRICKSTER get filtered but troon doesnt? do the transgender goons from SA get some privilege?
▶ Rudy 2025/04/22 (Tue) 15:31:42 No. 121498
"Goon" word is
BIZNASTY on "go on" + "goo" words?
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/22 (Tue) 02:06:37 No. 121258
>>121244 >>121245 >Fist In Fetus What the Hell was Marzipan's problem?
This is one of those exceptions (it's just an EP) personally curated by Daddy Satan himself.
They have the grindcore stuff down hard. They aren't as frantic (which is to be predicted) as you'd expect it to be (it's for a structural reason) but that doesn't make them loose their punchiness because of how well everything is mixed and the symphonic and, I want to say, jazzy bits are delicious flourishes. Even when you think it starts to get a bit too grandiose, there are some harsh or dissonant beats to ground it.
I know I usually harp on synths (though I'm not a
glub ing expert at identifying them) but again, it's an issue of mixing (and a lot of this album rides the line of electronica.) If these are synths, I can't tell- but it doesn't matter. The traditional instruments hear sound beautiful and crisp. Some of the parts remind me of a JRPG soundtrack (durr hurr nerd hears classical music and thinks JRPG - literally me-on-
M E X before.
)
I want to say it's really easy to take an idea like this and phone it in but this doesn't feel like it. It doesn't feel like a gimmick, it feels like they actually give a shit about the composition. Probably because one of the dudes involved in the project had experience with progressive metal.
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. ▶ Anonymous 2025/04/22 (Tue) 00:36:43 No. 121186
>>121183 What would we do in a world without Zinc?
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/20 (Sun) 20:19:54 No. 120572
>>120569 Northenlion is like a caricature of millennial Canadians for gen-Z. It's like a
glub ing minstrel show.
It's so weird watching him, though I've mostly did the Isaac ones. Man is the most inconsistent
glub er on the planet. I could do a whole little thesis on him. I guess it's good that he's getting a second-wind because he actually does have an interesting personality even if there is some goon (it's just xennialisms; xir're das goon) stink to it.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/20 (Sun) 17:02:50 No. 120530
>>120529 Yeah, they use the same "file" field on a post actually
It's beautiful, though
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/20 (Sun) 01:34:32 No. 119986
>>119612 >The Vocaloid inclusion makes it sound like comes from a goon shithead or some other type "like that" that's mad that their ape tapes don't get enough respect or "hahahaha just glub music lol" I think it's just a dragnet troll image that attempts to get a rise by insulting "Thing That Is Popular On The Site Where I Am Going To Post This"
Another example:
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/19 (Sat) 17:14:51 No. 119612
>>119501 I have over 100 albums on my list. This isn't how bingos work. You also can't catch me.
Don't know what the
glub The Beatles, Megadeath, and Bob Dylan are doing here unless
>Anything that's rated highly on RYM = RYMcore The Vocaloid inclusion makes it sound like comes from a goon shithead or some other type "like that" that's mad that their ape tapes don't get enough respect or "
hahahaha just glub music lol "
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/18 (Fri) 12:03:30 No. 118610
>>118553 Isn't he only doing this due to a fan winning some of toblerone contest and requesting John to be trans?
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/15 (Tue) 20:56:16 No. 117327
>>117325 Still not a complete sentence.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/15 (Tue) 17:38:39 No. 117192
>>117190 >Emeower type zoomer Zoomers are at a particularly insufferable intersection of "Hate people taking things too seriously" and "Have no sense of humor."
Even goons, maligned as they are, have more of a sense of humor that isn't so easy to
glub ing diffuse with anything out of their comfort zone. Yes, they may be mastubatory and smug but they know how to deal with things slightly out of their comfort zone better because they don't just completely break down and refuse to play.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/13 (Sun) 20:15:12 No. 116651
And… done. Our Queen!
"Her tail is black, though"
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/11 (Fri) 10:23:46 No. 115632
>>115602 Many such cases with gooners.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/09 (Wed) 15:07:22 No. 114901
>>114900 /g/ or sturdychan would know the rites.
"But why"
The only wholesome use I can think of for ahegao-ifying pics is weaponized awkwaaard. Discouraging camwhores by ratcheting up the creepy gooner-ness of their perceived audience one level higher.
Problem is, they’d probably just acclimate, lean in and monetize the mutation (They already do the face willingly)
Maybe this kind of stuff could make regular
wwomen more cautious about posting their faces online? That’d be a small blessing, at least.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/07 (Mon) 05:10:03 No. 114220
>>114215 Pardon me, but did you mean to say "those aren't LIMINAL"
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/07 (Mon) 01:24:14 No. 114115
>>114113 >It's fine to outgrow things t. troll's remorse goon
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/07 (Mon) 01:22:42 No. 114113
>>114111 Goons just blanket hate WEIRD JAPAN EWWWW
It's fine to outgrow things
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/07 (Mon) 01:18:30 No. 114111
>>114109 >These days I kinda feel "that shits's for teenagers I was thinking of it being spiced up if you included every media property so it doesn't get boring (Deadman Wonderland, Usogui, God's Will, Tomodachi Game, Liar Game)
Also, how goonish of you.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/07 (Mon) 01:01:45 No. 114103
>>114094 >What else is there besides Eva Miku, Death Note, Chainsaw Man, etc
But we all know that the eternal goon's one true fear is Eva.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/05 (Sat) 21:14:04 No. 113768
>>113767 The self-titled; I'm not sure where in-between the other two, it falls.
We get the typical sort of goonish "Eh, this shit sucks, whatever" half-assed paragraph and then the navel-gazing assmuncher. Which of these guides am I supposed to trust? They both suck ass. I'll just listen to the final album (self-titled… their second album) for completion's sake. I have no desire to listen to their last album (their last album) again.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/05 (Sat) 16:39:10 No. 113630
>>113595 AI has produced funny things. I don't give a fuck if it's a bubble because I'm busy looking at the rainbows created by its refractions.
People taking it seriously with either are silly and you'll come to see that's usually the case on most things.
It really isn't the goon ideology to think like this because the goon is quite self-serious. Let's nip that in the bud.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/05 (Sat) 16:33:59 No. 113624
>>113591 I always said "goons are the problem" but I never meant it quite so literally. Sure, the mod for /pol/ is shit but you're also the kind of person who'd make /pol/ insufferable pre-2015 anyway so.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/05 (Sat) 10:15:13 No. 113591
>>113588 I blame
GOON infiltrators and the jannies who were hired for the Gawker transition
GOON s have ruined so many websites, they're the people behind SRS and the Twitter mob
I would hope that they would age out of this crap and leave the internet alone, but seeing how that old fart
DIAP ape is still shitting up 4chan in his 50s, I doubt it
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/05 (Sat) 06:16:38 No. 113477
>>113476 A whole bunch of children were killed by a cluster bomb earlier today. I have a RIGHT to be angry,
goon .
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/04 (Fri) 22:45:08 No. 113353
>>113352 I hate that everyone just associates every interesting urban legend with Wendigoon and Nightmare Expo now because they made shitty videos about them.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/03 (Thu) 19:04:37 No. 112936
>>112933 The Coordinated Smear Campaign Against GuyGilchrist (No one sees Nanc4 as an "exceedingly identifiable badass", you deranged goon)
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/01 (Tue) 03:35:31 No. 111722
>>111717 I thought goons fell out of cultural relevancy in 2005. Why can't they just fucking die already?
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/27 (Thu) 17:22:12 No. 110054
>>110007 >Right. You just wanna reward the people who started the war. No, I don't. Frankly, I don't believe there is a solution to problems like this in the modern world. But you're not actually interested in my perspective beyond
so why bother.
>You're spiritually a goon. No, fuck off.
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/27 (Thu) 09:20:20 No. 110007
>>109908 >It's just grim and there are no easy solutions. Letting Monke keep everything he's stolen is not a solution.
>I am very staunchly anti-war. Obviously, a lot more than you. Right. You just wanna reward the people who started the war.
>I'm not a goon, bwo. I fucking hate goons. You're spiritually a goon.
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/27 (Thu) 05:07:17 No. 109908
>>109768 >Stop projecting your own ignorance just because YOU "don't know what a ukraine is". At the very least most normies heard of the Yuschenko poisoning and Maidan. "Yeah, okay."
>Once again, projecting your own ignorance. He LOVES Ukrainian floak.
>My principles are that you, and people like you, deserve to be put in camps and chemically sterilized. Because you are both evil, and retarded. I'm not. I thought we were on amicable terms.
>Right. You JUST DON'T CAAARE, MAN about the biggest and bloodiest war in Europe in the last eighty years. Are you, by any chance, a GOON or a Gen X-er? It's just
grim and there are no easy solutions. I push the care down, I am very staunchly anti-war. Obviously, a lot more than you.
>>109769 I'm not a goon, bwo. I fucking hate goons.
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/26 (Wed) 08:30:10 No. 109769
Kill
goons . Behead
goons . Burn
goons .
DIAP goons . Gas
goons . Shoot
goons in the face. Stab
goons with a kitchen knife. Push pregnant
goons down the stairs. Run over
goons in the crosswalk with a Chevrolet Silverado. Break into
goon homes and steal
goon money. Mail a bomb to
goons . Gouge out
goons eyes. Use a blunt pocket knife to give
goons the Glasgow smile. Push
goons overboard into the ocean. Bury
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. ▶ Anonymous 2025/03/26 (Wed) 08:24:49 No. 109768
All right you fuck, you got me to respond:
>>109160 >It's just funny that people are outraged over a country they've never thought or or maybe even heard about before "CURRENT THING." Stop projecting your own ignorance just because YOU "don't know what a ukraine is". At the very least most normies heard of the Yuschenko poisoning and Maidan.
>Ukraine's unique culture worth preserving: Once again, projecting your own ignorance.
>>109169 >You can hardly call Babyshit principled when his virtue ethics don't apply to 90% of the world and he doesn't really talk about the 10%. My principles are that you, and people like you, deserve to be put in camps and chemically sterilized. Because you are both evil, and retarded.
>>109183 >No, I just don't care. War is wrong but it's everywhere. This is not my crusade. It's nobody's crusade. Right. You JUST DON'T CAAARE, MAN about the biggest and bloodiest war in Europe in the last eighty years. Are you, by any chance, a
GOON or a Gen X-er?
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/24 (Mon) 22:26:18 No. 108867
>>108860 Touhou's montly favor came a long time ago… These are like skulking goons trying to raid a quiet village
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/24 (Mon) 16:51:50 No. 108750
>>108749 No, it's literally peak fiction, bwo.
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/21 (Fri) 15:00:39 No. 107672
>>107664 Oh, wait, nobody even replied to the rollpost last thread so…
>>107669 >but the gotcha lands ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ No, it doesn't. It said "if." Obviously, it's not a government-mandated pizza, retard. That would never exist. It's a very goon-like instinct to take a joke and deflate it with autistic thinking to feel a smug sense of superiority. The whole thing is smarmy and disingenuous and Hbomerguy is a huge dregass in general.
Thanks for adding this one, M E X . It's certified KVLTVRE. ▶ Anonymous 2025/03/21 (Fri) 07:29:48 No. 107617
>>107615 Eh? I've always pegged them as e-girl obsessed gooners, not so much troons. If anyone can ID a camwhore, it would be them.
But anyway, found her looking through GIS
https://linktr.ee/bouncyclown ▶ Anonymous 2025/03/19 (Wed) 19:54:18 No. 107130
Shitlord doesn't really work as a filter because it's an unironic Twitter goon insult ぶっちゃけ.
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/19 (Wed) 17:13:41 No. 106964
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1VLBODeIHwo >Happy to see at least one person with the first game speaking up against nu-GoW >HUMANITY…. LE RESTORED… >Comments are a bunch of Redittors going "UM ACKSHULLY" >Lose faith and turn into sheer autistic rage Frankly, if you enjoy a single sad, bad game you should be shot in front of a firing squad.
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/14 (Fri) 02:10:02 No. 104943
>>104941 Ask
M E X .
>>104942 Technically, the usage of the term book or novel is fairly recent so "it is."
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/11 (Tue) 23:23:14 No. 103921
>>103918 Directed at who? Yourself? Hussler? Some new tiktok gooner bait?
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/11 (Tue) 07:19:25 No. 103696
>>103695 It got late… Goondight
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/09 (Sun) 00:15:26 No. 102092
>>101992 Yeah, they definitely don't call for mass-murder, especially not the creator of this very comic.
The alt-right is so disingenuous, it's embarrassing. The alt-lite is just embarrassing because their politics are fucking gay and retarded.
"Paleoconservatism with extra soy milk please."
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/06 (Thu) 09:00:59 No. 101016
>>101014 There he is.
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE RUNNING JOKES ON A PSEUDO-ANONYMOUS FORUM BECAUSE I DON'T GET THEM IMMEDIATELY >>101008 ▶ Anonymous 2025/03/06 (Thu) 07:35:13 No. 100966
>>100965 >"Worth the six hours." You gooned to the effective
優しい人 oldry the whole time.
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/03 (Mon) 01:39:09 No. 98889
>>98873 >when will it die already Never, because
The sharty is secretly run by the same GOONS who control the 4chan staff, in order to attack and kill altchans while disguising themselves as a cool anti-4chan-meid0 group ▶ Anonymous 2025/02/28 (Fri) 02:28:46 No. 97657
>>97651 >You don't have to shoot at them on the way out, you know. But it's funny to me.
>until someone gets upset enough to leave. He, literally, unironically would be better off not on here or on the Internet. There was no convincing him to get therapy or anything remotely psychological/psychiatric. If that's how he's going to be then he should just fuck off and like, work a quiet and live alone and stay off social media. We all know he's blatantly delusional, paranoid, and can be pushed to the point of complete incoherence.
I'd like to think this would ween him off fucking hypnosis gooning due to paranoia and I'd suggest that Araneadreg doesn't chase his tale but I don't have control over that.
I regret doing it and the only reason I did it was because I was angry. I do mean what I said- I wouldn't have said it if I knew it wasn't 2perg but that's more of a rationalization than anything.
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/27 (Thu) 01:06:58 No. 96892
"Sorry, bwo, sharing any personal information is PURRRRRRRRRRRFORMATIVE. I'm just here to insult people
BIZNASTY on the personal information they give up, have technical conversations about codes, and espouse radical political beliefs on this board that's barely in the double digits."
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/26 (Wed) 23:44:16 No. 96796
>>96795 >Er, goon much? Goons don't like violencia.
>wwas it DIAP? He looks Turkish.
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/26 (Wed) 23:38:53 No. 96795
>>96794 >shittyballs pii22 filled cumbubble Er, goon much?
Also, xitter synchronicity
wwas it DIAP ▶ Anonymous 2025/02/26 (Wed) 21:20:12 No. 96575
>>96574 >which is ironic, since Goons are somehow even lamer than the furries and weebs they attack You can't just say that. Just look at
!
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/26 (Wed) 21:18:52 No. 96574
>>96566 *for not being as
which is ironic, since Goons are somehow even lamer than the furries and weebs they attack
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/26 (Wed) 21:16:06 No. 96566
>>96557 Because whatever "problematic" justification they cook up when they're posting in public is just a pretense.
They just wanna do what
goons have always done - bully 12 year old girls into suicide for Internet Cool as them.
They just realized they could get away with it more if they disguised their bullying as "social justice".
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/26 (Wed) 01:40:24 No. 95977
>>95976 It's a gooner site
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/25 (Tue) 17:03:41 No. 95709
>>95708 They're a subform of the eternal goon so never without a purge.
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/24 (Mon) 21:25:05 No. 95425
>>95422 Stream it
>>95420 Warpig is obviously a wargamer pig, even the NV trenchcoat feels less gooney on a little cartoon pig. Jarpig would keep her pigtails of course, and it's elevated from being the typical /v/coomer lolibait.
Contentious brother and sister is much fodder for ideas and rapport than… whatever is on that booru. Is Wes supposed to be cool?
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/24 (Mon) 18:09:12 No. 95210
>>95207 >VGH, the vaguely experimental TV network is airing an indie animation that I THINK IS LAME. Oh, that's what your low-effort contrarian "negativity is bad unless it's ironic" bullshit reminds me of!
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/23 (Sun) 08:27:41 No. 94561
>>94548 I can't wait until that
GOON emoticon is retired and replaced with roxykittenpuke
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/22 (Sat) 20:33:52 No. 93997
>>93996 >femgooner dark Calliope and the kids are too oblivious to see the mirror This is the worst sentence I've ever read.
>Her likes are “gore, misery porn, and adult games” Meijjy? Meijjy Dokkan?
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/22 (Sat) 20:27:08 No. 93996
>>93626 >>93625 They even added femgooner dark Calliope and the kids are too oblivious to see the mirror
https://x.com/mahimahimeghan/status/1893004094907789370 ▶ Anonymous 2025/02/21 (Fri) 23:09:57 No. 93351
>>93331 A goon is a goon, HARD lefty or not.
>>93341 >I find vaguely leftist old person moralism inoffensive I do because it always amounts for "Rules for thee, not for me."
"I paid my debt to society (by getting rich off being transgressive), what you're doing is ACTIVELY HURTING PEOPLE SO I MUST BROWBEAT YOU."
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/21 (Fri) 19:07:13 No. 93112
>>93110 >He's an old internet shitkicker, so I assume he'd be curious about edgier ones No, he wouldn't because he went full troll's remorse like every fucking goon. He'd dismiss anything remotely outside the MSPFA/Reddit circlejerk sphere as "a Hecking alt-right culture jam"
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/21 (Fri) 18:39:11 No. 93074
>>93072 Yeah, that's the main value of it. He's alive and can be reached, somehow.
… Even if he is kind of the same goonish asshole as ever, even that is reassuring.
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/21 (Fri) 15:58:21 No. 92874
Insufferably arrogant and insincere asshole can't even show even an iota of sincere good faith after how many years?
It has the appearance of good faith; it might motivate someone but where it's coming from is a prevailing sense of indifference to what he made and what YOU'LL make. If you're legitimately sated by this kind of shit, you're probably 500% more likely to join a literal cult or get into an abusive relationship.
>>92871 >>Critiques: Irony How can you legitimately give a fuck about the comic if you hate irony autism? It's all it is at the end.
>>Critiques: R Word >>Critiques: Aracial >>Critiques: Yiffy THE REAL HARD-HITTING ISSUES.
Reminder that these are the critical thinking skills of the people that "like" Homestuck.
>>92872 Just goons gonna' goon.
>>92873 You know how I feel about Megaten and yet I'd still much prefer you use LAW/CHAOS instead of MEAT/CANDY. MEAT and CANDY legitimately makes me fucking awkwaaard. Please, I'm fucking begging you.
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/21 (Fri) 02:51:54 No. 92564
>>92562 He is a goon that lies and uses deceit.
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/21 (Fri) 02:49:58 No. 92557
>>92554 Goon Using Lies & Deceit?
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/19 (Wed) 17:12:49 No. 91589
>>91586 >curious use of goonsay Ironic ebonics is goony.
But that wasn't my real reason. ▶ Anonymous 2025/02/19 (Wed) 17:11:20 No. 91586
>>91581 curious use of goonsay
>>91582 >gave up on the server too quickly this is a real problem for sure. every time my friends try and get a server going these days, it ends up being a week or two of playing nonstop before it fizzles out almost instantly
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/19 (Wed) 17:08:44 No. 91581
>>91579 They are not shitty. Step off my
8ITCH , homie.
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/19 (Wed) 12:46:46 No. 91471
ultimate goon cave
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/18 (Tue) 17:45:38 No. 90884
>>90881 Goons would be all "Muh CIA"
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/18 (Tue) 17:45:08 No. 90881
>>90878 Goons, classic fighters of the well-known "Mind control is real" narrative supported by real gamers.
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/18 (Tue) 13:01:26 No. 90641
>>90629 >Politics are fucking gay and have no place in nerd communities Then you should be against
goons pushing THEIR politics in nerd communities.
>>90633 >You'd be laughed out of the room with the way you talk. No I wouldn't, and I was there so I know from experience.
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/18 (Tue) 08:57:58 No. 90564
>>90550 At maximum only a quarter of posters on /pol/ in 2017 had been around in 2014
a lot of
goons came to 4chan then after the Hillary toxx bans
and that's even before the massive brown jeet flood hit
/pol/ has become its own antithesis
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/17 (Mon) 23:57:40 No. 90465
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/32510570/ I miss the days when doxing and threatening a 12 year old for making a tweet was considered abnormal.
Total goon death.
▶ Rudy The Namefriend 2025/02/16 (Sun) 18:33:30 No. 89695
>>89656 >Goonspeed Goosepend
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/09 (Sun) 23:02:06 No. 86677
>>86676 Usually tricksters use goon lowercaps
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/05 (Wed) 01:30:19 No. 83590
>>83589 Needs more of the gooner sturdychan spirit
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/02 (Sun) 06:43:45 No. 82283
>>82281 since you mentioned that, I've updated my chronicMasturbator to chronicGooner
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/01 (Sat) 06:47:38 No. 81857
>>81853 It's Hu¢¢ie, so I'm going with option goonsay.
We'll give him credit for the admittedly clever reference to the MSPA character introductions with their room and VARIOUS INTERESTS
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/01 (Sat) 06:24:24 No. 81853
>>81841 >>81843 Is it agreement, or
"i've acknowledged my flaws using irony, time to continue on without fixing them"
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/30 (Thu) 04:24:33 No. 80848
>>80846 Are we talking the 2011 or 2021 usage of Goonette?
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/30 (Thu) 04:22:32 No. 80846
i think porrim would be a feminist goonette
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/26 (Sun) 11:53:27 No. 78859
>>78858 >Surely, I'd want to associate with those goon fucks. Respect the tradition…
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/26 (Sun) 11:49:30 No. 78858
>>78853 >Dumbgarbage Ah, the pinnacle of the OLD GUARD. Surely, I'd want to associate with those goon fucks.
I don't like the idea, as a lover of babies, so I'm executive producer ex-naying it. Show some restraint. Something, something, the human ego.
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/26 (Sun) 00:15:41 No. 78588
>>78585 It's the general trend of you making the dichotomy of
>WHOLESOME 100 THING BAD >CHUD THING GOOD Like I'm not allowed to speak my mind or have biases or that these encapsulate my thoughts in full. I know your mythological role (you should take the test, I forgot what I gave you) is Knight of Girlcock but stop half-assedly defending things
BIZNASTY on optics.
I vent about shit that annoys me, I'm sure you don't get nearly as much catharsis in playing Devil's advocate, so, just stop. Roll with the punches and try to make jokes instead.
I Am Most Often Very Up For Jokes ▶ Anonymous 2025/01/25 (Sat) 05:34:57 No. 78206
>>78204 i get it you just wanna goon to them…
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/22 (Wed) 20:18:44 No. 77302
I think that /co/ HS thread has attracted the /aco/ contingent so they already have their comfy and undisturbed gooner circlejerk
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/16 (Thu) 08:52:54 No. 75401
>>75400 > It ruined the movie for me. Can you not
>The only parts of the movie that are good is how there are two jokes in the movie that are basically just "haha, black people." Which is so fucking funny. ▶ Anonymous 2025/01/15 (Wed) 05:34:19 No. 74775
"Ironic islam" is a goon trait. It is NOT the GWOT era where putting Yakety Sax over footage of 9/11 will "heckin scare the squares". Your Al-Aqsa forum signature does not make you cool or edgy. You paid ten US dollars for NOTHING.
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/12 (Sun) 19:31:53 No. 73602
>>73601 "Doesn't count as selling out unless it's NFT!"
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/12 (Sun) 00:01:50 No. 73501
>>73499 >>73500 >Gooner is quite the generous word for "ped" you guys need to warn me if there's CP on a site before i type it into my search bar, fucksakes. i don't want to get the FBI at me door
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/12 (Sun) 00:01:00 No. 73500
>>73499 Gooner is quite the generous word for "ped"
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/11 (Sat) 23:59:52 No. 73499
>>73496 Thank god we don't get that, but…
StVrdychan proper (not sturdy co, the gooner boards) is rip-roaringly fast
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/10 (Fri) 23:52:44 No. 73224
>>73222 You drag in the Puni posters and then you expose them to the nigs and fags and eventually you widdle them down into all you have are the most radicalized Jewish gooners to ever cum with a vengeance.
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/07 (Tue) 22:55:47 No. 71385
Are Vaporeon and Espeon still the most viable?
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/07 (Tue) 20:57:35 No. 71231
>>71228 What are they then, goon-san?
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/07 (Tue) 20:56:50 No. 71228
>>71226 "Those ain't ya bros homie"
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/07 (Tue) 07:59:20 No. 71018
this reeks of goonerisms
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/07 (Tue) 02:30:09 No. 70540
>>70538 "It's more of a slice of life game so far, and…"
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/06 (Mon) 00:54:55 No. 69504
>>69498 Notably anti-trans goons.
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/05 (Sun) 20:58:52 No. 69042
>>69039 >I meant it in more of a "enlightened nerd who acts superior to everyone" way, but. That's goon. But a goon is something specific. Something dreadful.
>consider also that you just notice sfw less because it doesn't stand out to you I think SFW stuff that's just doodles is kind of depressing too. People aren't really expressing themselves to their full capacity if they're just drawing shipping art or whatever. Silly, little comics, sure, that's a past-time.
But I feel like the ratio is way off.
This mostly ties into the rather dreary view I have of the world of comics.
>I liked your style in the little doodle you made. it was cute and you should do more <3 "I can't draw when I have something in mind"
Improvised nonsense or the abstract always comes out a lot better. I have a bad problem with the pressure I exert with my utensil- if I was classically trained, it'd probably be one of the first things addressed. My loosey-goosey drawings have me making very light strokes which have a wide variety of textures and can make more swift movements. When I try to draw seriously, the lines are very thick and angular, like the Caliborn maymay. I wonder if that exact line of thought came from Hu¢¢ie's early experience as a sped kid learning to draw (I still use a static tripod grip which is again, part of why I use a specially thick mechanical pencil)
>now please compliment yourself so I can be free You need rest.
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/05 (Sun) 20:52:51 No. 69039
>>69030 >Goons, notably anti-porn. I meant it in more of a "enlightened nerd who acts superior to everyone" way, but.
>Don't you want to tell a story or at least someone else express theirs? some people do for sure! others, probably not. there's a lot of porn because it pays well/gets attention in a way that only the most successful sfw art does, and also just because plenty of artists enjoy drawing nsfw (it's practically a stereotype; see also: disney artists and other famous pro animators drawing furry art and other lewds on the side)
consider also that you just notice sfw less because it doesn't stand out to you
I liked your style in the little doodle you made. it was cute and you should do more <3
now please compliment yourself so I can be free
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/05 (Sun) 20:40:59 No. 69030
>>69028 Goons, notably anti-porn. I mean, I guess that's closer to other GOON'Ds I've gotten but think about it, you waste your talent on just drawing chicks with
diick2 for pay? Don't you want to tell a story or at least someone else express theirs?
>>69027 On that topic, I like to draw but I'm not very good at it and I don't have a tablet.
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/05 (Sun) 17:34:35 No. 68746
>>68743 Ugh, again with the redundancy.
>>68745 >My Doppleganger, my Shadow. >He has a detestable aura of goon. And he reminds me of myself. ▶ Anonymous 2025/01/03 (Fri) 04:55:31 No. 66818
>>66805 Something that you overlook, and that most KF users also aren't willing to admit, is the degree of kayfabe present in the cycle.
Out of all the millions of people who spend lots of time on the internet, for someone to cross the threshold of being identified as a "lolcow" they need to be continuously feeding the haters things they can talk about. A lolcow could easily delete their social media presence and move on, yet none of the ones you see do this. Many of them read their own threads, and some interact with them. There are also more cases than you expect of "lolcows" acting stupid intentionally to bait attention. They do get a lot of free attention, and sometimes profit financially from this. Lolcows are closer to internet jesters than victims of bullying, although being in that position is surely not good for them in the long term and I object to the whole spectacle. The whole thing is deeply unserious, and you shouldn't take it seriously because that's what Kiwifarms wants you to do so they can feel morally righteous and culturally relevant.
Weird/awkwaaard/ugly/gross people minding their own business don't become lolcows. What you said about KF users engaging in sadistic circlejerking rather than staying on-topic is true, but it's not the kind of one-sided bullying you imagine. Lolcows actively and purposefully invite bullying. If a prospective lolcow isn't either already a widely known public figure (attention whore) or having a public meltdown (for attention), no one will care enough to let you create a thread on them in the first place. They will also make up outright lies about the lolcows because there's no need for any of this to be true in the first place. KF users are easily trolled, but they don't care so long as the kayfabe stays in place and they can pretend the guy they were diagnosing with mental illnesses and wishing death on was totally a real <insert category>.
lolcow.farm is more like what you describe, since it's a bunch of
wwomen 8ITCH ing about random other
wwomen doing/saying mundane things who ironical
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. ▶ Anonymous 2025/01/03 (Fri) 00:25:27 No. 66589
>>66587 Goons, known critics of globalism.
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/01 (Wed) 23:44:11 No. 65717
>>65716 I know, but I wasn't even considering the clown archtype at the time. Just that CAI addicts femgoon to him (and a hundred variants)
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/01 (Wed) 21:26:53 No. 65495
"I like water."
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/01 (Wed) 05:12:31 No. 64900
I know that was our control study or whatever but frankly he broken the unspoken anti-goon rule by writing something that pompous and fucking gay.
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/01 (Wed) 04:51:58 No. 64883
>>64881 That is Splatoon Three
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/31 (Tue) 07:52:59 No. 64380
>>64350 The new goon
riteofwint
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/30 (Mon) 17:54:32 No. 63980
>>63979 Hu¢¢ie is a goon who sneers at the animes
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/30 (Mon) 01:00:17 No. 63599
>>63594 I've been reading his game reviews since around the same time as Homestuck. Icy's cadence and obsessively surly breadth of books read and games played tickled me just right
Funny enough it was SA goons who led me there, I googled the fyad username "eat shit sexhavers" and found the Internet Reacts to Icycalm thread on his culture.vg forum
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/29 (Sun) 03:10:31 No. 62765
>>62763 > I hope he’s reading this and knows that there’s a retarded crazy person battling schizophrenia just so he can step up to the plate and carry on where he left off because he brought that much into my life Get a grip.
>I hope he understands not to differentiate between people like you and the people that dragged his ass off to Funland for a socialist clown roleplay session just because you’re pushing opposite points. I hope he does because I actually care about writing and comicbooks and not fucking around and ruining shit people have faith in just so you can laugh with your circlejerk of goons.
Also, when is ever "not differentiating between people" a good thing? GET A GRIP.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/28 (Sat) 02:16:37 No. 62108
>>62095 > like all goons wait he was a goon?
what was his username?
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/28 (Sat) 02:06:25 No. 62095
>>62089 That wasn't me, you fucking moron. Talk about irony.
>you and your fuckbuddies keep talking about how much you want him to die and how disgusting he is and laughing at him, and it makes me feel unsettled LMAO
>I feel a lot of creative connection to him >>62010 >Unironically buying into the Psycholonials narrative He exploited and stepped on a ton of people to make Homestuck. He literally got married to a cosplayer. He spent most of his adulthood shitting on other people like all goons. Hu¢¢ie is a bully.
>You are a bully. Call your mommy.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/27 (Fri) 03:06:26 No. 61596
>>61592 >You needs to dig through mountains of metal trash to find something similar enough to Drag-on Dragoon lol I've literally enjoyed the last three albums to varying extents.
>Since god forbid channer randos awkwaaard at you Retarded because that's not a reason to look for music.
>It's me, not Hypnocrossie you dense tard. You're still a fucking
homosexual .
>There was an entire thread demonstrating this. Sorry I forgot to write down which one got autistic about music and which got autistic about jokeposts and which one gets autistic about insulting Homestuck or sweet, precious innocent Hu¢¢ie.
Kill yourself.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/27 (Fri) 03:03:35 No. 61592
>>61585 >>61585 You needs to dig through mountains of metal trash to find something similar enough to Drag-on Dragoon lol
Since god forbid channer randos awkwaaard at you
Y O U A R E G A Y
>>61587 It's me, not Hypnocrossie you dense tard. There was an entire thread demonstrating this.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/24 (Tue) 17:03:18 No. 60555
>>60553 She won't get the memo until trvmpian goonsquads haul her to libbycamp
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/23 (Mon) 22:09:09 No. 59843
What *is* this thing
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/23 (Mon) 09:39:17 No. 59576
>>59575 The goon backslide!
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/22 (Sun) 21:17:01 No. 58910
>>58908 Not really, it's all you need because naming is the goon is uncouth to say the least.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/22 (Sun) 21:08:41 No. 58902
JUST/HEROIC is proof the HS universe operates on Goon morality
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/21 (Sat) 23:06:15 No. 58651
>>58650 We are many things but any variation of "goon", we are not.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/21 (Sat) 22:59:42 No. 58648
>>58647 There is some New Age stuff floating around but it's mostly dominated by gooning culture and in-fighting.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/19 (Thu) 16:24:45 No. 57490
>>57488 >The goon must connect all COOL JAPAN to the one Japanese thing they're legally allowed to like. you're doing it again… you're too blinded by rage at a strawman to admit when something is true (because it sounds like something that could be said by someone you don't like)
given that I can actually read japanese and have played all the MOTHER games in japanese, I think I'm well past the "COOL JAPAN" poser stage you think I'm falling into
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/19 (Thu) 16:19:57 No. 57488
>>57487 > I said MOTHER because it's rather reminiscent of it, particularly some of its marketing material. you're doing that "I HATE THING BECAUSE IT IS POPULAR AND PEOPLE I THINK ARE ANNOYING LIKE IT" thing again No, I'm not. Weird Japanese things are weird Japanese things. We can say this is a specific subgenre but I'd hate to get into the specifics because fuck you. The goon must connect all COOL JAPAN to the one Japanese thing they're legally allowed to like.
>>My balls hurt. No proof I said that.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/19 (Thu) 00:42:31 No. 57270
>>57267 >I could get romantic with you, if you'd like You mean take them down in detail?
Maybe entertaining, but they're just one more gooner in the sea
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/18 (Wed) 22:38:52 No. 57155
>>57154 He's protecting chan culture from goons like you.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/18 (Wed) 18:07:18 No. 56717
>>56716 You have a soft spot of them overlook the second-string goonery
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/18 (Wed) 02:21:52 No. 56532
>>56528 >I’m not a goon. I didn't say you were. I said I'm not AKA someone who'd doxx you.
>Speaking from personal inference, if Andrew used SA, He literally did. We know this for a fact. How little Andy Jr. lore do you actually know, dude?
>>56529 >>56530 I live in Texas. I've shared my exact city here before accidentally. Fuck you, post your timezone, hypnofag.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/18 (Wed) 02:19:59 No. 56528
>>56525 I’m not a goon. I don’t belong to the subculture that produced Shaun, thanks very much. Speaking from personal inference, if Andrew used SA, it’s probably because he was using it as a catalogue of potential money routes and fap material, like Penny Arcade.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/18 (Wed) 02:17:43 No. 56525
>>56522 DERSITE , I wouldn't doxx you. Are you retarded? Do you have any idea of what I want? Have you even been reading my posts?
>>56523 Don't side with him. I'm not a psycho goon.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/17 (Tue) 23:31:44 No. 56330
>>56329 > Another devious wrinkle added to justify laughing at ebonics "Plausible goon deniability"
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/17 (Tue) 20:51:33 No. 56175
>>56174 >I'm not into anime or K-shit any more Goon mentality.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/17 (Tue) 18:17:13 No. 56010
>>56009 >goon-adjacent We just call that goon.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/17 (Tue) 18:16:45 No. 56009
>>56008 >>56007 It does sound like a goon or goon-adjacent
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/17 (Tue) 18:15:48 No. 56008
>>56007 Still not sure if this is Kawaiidesunigga or not.
>bonafide goon We use it pejoratively. It doesn't have to be literal. It's a spiritual state of non-Being.
>trajn, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trajan ▶ Anonymous 2024/12/17 (Tue) 18:14:02 No. 56007
>>55998 Weedhitler has been the main social alias of the guy that kicked off the Soundclown subculture back in 2011 since he got bored of it and decided to try having a public presence on Twitter. I don't know if he's a bonafide goon, but he has gone under a million different names and attempted rebrands: his Soundcloud was
diick2 oak, his twitter was weedhitler, he eventually tried to rebrand his Soundcloud to a more sturdy music project under the name chk/dsk, and he larped as an early 2000s Flash rabbit girl that he created as his mascot named Momo for a while as well because he's a trajn, so you could be right. His Soundcloud was in a friend group with Nick Smalley, who was in [S] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/17 (Tue) 18:04:47 No. 55998
>>55996 > If you don't know who Weedhitler is, you can move on. Goons change names and brands like a girl changes clothes. Is it Mac The Mulatto with the Sisyphean chip on his shoulder or not?
Or is it his one friend that trooned out.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/16 (Mon) 19:39:44 No. 55415
>>55414 A combination of stickers only use in tandem to express admiration for the true pinnacles of videogame writing and story-telling (as told by goons.)
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/15 (Sun) 19:43:28 No. 54660
>>54657 >But also, where's locker-pregger Meijjy Dokkan. I'll do it today, barring any extreme circumstances
I already post here more than is healthy for me. that's not happening. maybe ask AvsA anon?
>>54658 >It's goon self-flagellating nihilism. I actually don't think so, it's something different, much younger than that typically. I think the strongest example that comes to mind first is the danganronpa fanbase, where it feels like the majority of vocal fans are like "omg it's so trashy I love it!!!"
bias disclosure: I have played danganronpa 1 and 2 and it's a regret of mine; I seriously view it as a significant waste of time that I wish I had spent on better media (particularly 2). I didn't have the conviction to quit and let the games string me along while I was groaning the whole way. sorry MEX <3
the character designer seems Biznasty ▶ Anonymous 2024/12/15 (Sun) 19:39:01 No. 54658
>>54648 >one thing I can't understand is the whole "I love it, it's trash" sentiment. It's goon self-flagellating nihilism.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/14 (Sat) 18:10:59 No. 53795
>>53793 >care to take a break from gooning to IBS fetish scenarios I do neither of those things.
>explain https://megidochan.de/search.php?search=scat+ 8ITCH &board=hsg
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/14 (Sat) 18:09:20 No. 53793
>>53791 care to take a break from gooning to IBS fetish scenarios and explain?
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/13 (Fri) 22:06:30 No. 53403
>>53397 I care about you whining; doing nothing but whining. You're annoying and have rotted your brain with caveman politics. If you wore a trip, I'd filter you immediately because you have nothing of value to ever say and are obsessed with fighting the shadow of your own cock.
>You're something even worse than a zigger, you're a GOON. Kill yourself, mouthbreathing shitsucker.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/13 (Fri) 22:05:49 No. 53400
>>53398 That's what a goon would say.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/13 (Fri) 22:03:58 No. 53397
>>53388 >I've told you a million times that I don't give a fuck about Russia. So you don't care, and you'll respond over and over again to tell me how much you don't care.
You're something even worse than a zigger, you're a
GOON .
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/12 (Thu) 00:29:43 No. 52658
>>52656 Need a ex-goon jewish kween to run the site…
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/12 (Thu) 00:27:40 No. 52656
Actually, we're even more anti-goon and anti-millennial (well, me) than we are anti-woman or anti-Jew.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/11 (Wed) 06:41:38 No. 52128
>>52117 > high-water mark of goonery? Not the Kamala Harris thing?
Here's how she can still win. ▶ Anonymous 2024/12/11 (Wed) 06:40:44 No. 52126
>>52110 >Xir's this goon Yikes…
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/11 (Wed) 03:05:25 No. 52117
>>52116 And let's not leave out dril! 2018, perhaps the high-water mark of goonery?
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/10 (Tue) 22:41:51 No. 52053
>>52051 >Metokur taking the shitty goon stance Disappointing.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/10 (Tue) 13:00:42 No. 51750
The first sign of RLM's goonish faux apathy regarding comicbooks and actual good writing for "Uuuuh, I guess it's kind of novel that it was a subversion" was them defending the Mandarin (a character who's been shit on and forgotten for the longest time) not being the Mandarin like it isn't a huge slap in the face. Prove me wrong, /tv/
I know I'm the only person to "care" about this here but let me reiterate that I don't actually like the MCU, Marvel, or comicbooks (the accuracy of that strong negation going in order of most-to-least accurate.)
That being said, I do think the strong, fine lines between nerd, geek, and dork have been eroded over the years but that's probably something even less people are interested in hearing about. As always, I blame goons.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/09 (Mon) 06:03:13 No. 51400
>>51398 >who hates AA, anywhere? Me.
Also, goons because "ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH VISUAL NOVEL JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!
"
>I can only assume it was related to screeching over the existence of this one (sticker material) Why? Because loli?
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/09 (Mon) 05:49:49 No. 51386
>>51385 >This is not how people talk How do people talk, then, goontoon?
ayo you niggas came to help sum shit goin on wit felix that what it about dood aight im tight you good YA RLY >>The friend who doesn't like ANYTHING Goons are worse. Their hate is built on lies. And also, they like Simpsons and
TRICKSTER cock.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/09 (Mon) 05:35:20 No. 51380
>>51379 Generic JRPG hate circlejerk. I'm convinced goons don't actually like gameplay (but also hate Visual Novels because DROOL JAPAN)
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/09 (Mon) 04:59:15 No. 51355
>>51354 No Jenny Nicholson or fart or diapers or 32 or goon…
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/09 (Mon) 04:08:30 No. 51307
>>51306 > "talking like Sephiroth" is a xittergoon meme deployed when they encounter punctuation and 10th grade vocab. Never heard of it.
>… Asshole! Hmph! Ellipses are fucking gay and embarrassing though. Especially in writing. Especially in Western writing. Especially in sad, bad dad indie JRPGS. *Cough.*
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/09 (Mon) 04:06:12 No. 51306
>>51301 Don't say that, "talking like Sephiroth" is a xittergoon meme deployed when they encounter punctuation and 10th grade vocab.
… Asshole! Hmph!
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/08 (Sun) 09:47:36 No. 51097
>>51096 >I know any design hosted here must avoid the "goes hard bra" trends And how would we? I forget what we've suggested before… I'm sure someone could take a goon microscope to it.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/08 (Sun) 08:02:13 No. 51029
>>51027 No, because I've watched her videos before.
>>51028 >goon NEVER goon.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/08 (Sun) 08:00:44 No. 51028
>>51026 he's been in the nicholgoon chamber too long, pull him out!!!
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/08 (Sun) 02:47:43 No. 50765
Everything will be ruined in time by Wendigoon and Papa Meat.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/07 (Sat) 04:03:32 No. 50438
>>50433 >I've noticed that people who use "theater kid" as a pejorative the most are basically also theater kids. Quite the funny trend. I've noticed the same thing with "terminally online". It's a favorite among goons.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/07 (Sat) 03:08:22 No. 50398
>>50395 Circlejerk though this may be, the obsessions are entirely real.
My personal yardstick: most HSG posts in
coolkid case are mere drive by shitposts, not faux-detached goon argumentation
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/07 (Sat) 01:49:36 No. 50351
>>50290 >Yes, I have LGBTQ friends, which makes it more difficult to tolerate chud spew. What a surprise. I do too.
>some chud busting out their phrenology calipers to analyze how "the heckin TRICKSTERS are gross and ruined x"!!! It's funny how my deliberate, pervasive misuse of the word tricked you into doing the same thing.
>I was dangerously close to becoming a (less overtly offensive) type of chud like 6 years ago, before I encountered arguments that changed my mind and led me down the path of challenging the rest of my beliefs. This meme again.
>>50338 >Unironically posting studies I hope you don't this is me. Also, how fucking gay, holy shit.
>Most chuds I see talking like this are people who got swept up in gamergate and let their annoyance with tumblr SJWs or the creative bankruptcy of the AAA industry define their entire ideology. You have been equally swept up. You got tired of
8ITCH ing and moaning and swapped sides. I was equally exhausted by Goobergate 24/7 rage cycle but I didn't let that completely invert my convictions because the whole thing made me cynical towards the alt-right and the left. And I just retained and evolved the beliefs I had instead of swapping to whichever side is whining less at the moment. (They are both perpetually whining.)
>But I find any obsessive negativity to be exhausting, even from my leftist friends. It's the obsession with seeking out things to get upset, disgusted, or cynical about that makes it even more exhausting than incidental bigotry. I mean, confirming you're some in kind of leftie group isn't the best look. I was hoping you were more of a 0°
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. ▶ Anonymous 2024/12/06 (Fri) 10:50:21 No. 50260
>>50259 >Like one time I visited hgoon booru because some homestuck poster did a bunch of captions there, but I don't have an account there to spread the word of TZD You should. So you can maybe spend even 1% less time doing it here.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/06 (Fri) 10:49:23 No. 50259
>>50257 I don't actually encounter fortnite sissy infographics that often
Like one time I visited hgoon booru because some homestuck poster did a bunch of captions there, but I don't have an account there to spread the word of TZD
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/06 (Fri) 04:31:57 No. 50077
>>50075 I don't recognize what anime that is so that makes me angry.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/05 (Thu) 23:07:44 No. 49847
>>49845 >Painfully accurate Of course, you'd say that, "Marzipan".
>>49846 Certain people don't understand the artistry in calling out the digital
TRICKSTER . It's just as important as calling out the digital Jew; troon goons are the vanguard.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/05 (Thu) 06:20:51 No. 49705
>>49704 At least Fritzi isn't wearing a low-cut country tee shirt
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/04 (Wed) 07:16:04 No. 49256
>>49255 >>49239 "Mine is an HGAME parody doe"
>I will kidnap them and force them to play amagami for the playstation 2 before murdering them Are you both a pervert weeb degenerate and a sensitive babby rattle or is this someone else? Awful combo if not.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/04 (Wed) 06:51:24 No. 49239
My friend has had to deal with like two consecutive hours of my Jenny Nicholson gooning so pray for him.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/04 (Wed) 06:18:07 No. 49219
>>49215 >There's lots of cool stuff happening elsewhere! There really isn't. The Internet fucking sucks which is why I'm here. You have to actively fucking fight to make a place worth orbiting and Megidochan isn't even really succeeding at that. I'm just dedicated to making a place that I can call home, that's actually web 2.0 and anti-goon.
I sound spastic but it's because I am.
>>49217 >>49218 They were legitimately subhuman, don't worry.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/04 (Wed) 05:50:36 No. 49191
>>49188 >Hu¢¢ie was a lot less interested in "subverting all expectations" than he was in maintaining a coherent, albeit somewhat twisted and goonish, moral framework in which villains are evil and heroes are good. "Not really."
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/04 (Wed) 00:06:55 No. 48957
>>48954 Any other questions to be asked?
I guess I'll leave this notebook art since we have to start with a new mass summary starting with this thread.
>>48955 Er, 49th, if that picture is
Biznasty on the last thread.
>>48956 WELL, ISN'T THAT CUTE. BUT IT'S WRONG. ▶ Anonymous 2024/12/03 (Tue) 14:38:02 No. 48818
Some potential themein from my fugue:
"Holmes Otaku" - either
Biznasty on a fat pedgoon in a milky holmes t-shirt, or "Herlock's" office from dai gyakuten saiban
Bloodbath - Remakework 'Amakunai' fully so it features cascading rainshowers of (sweetly saturated) troll blood, rainbow borders etc
Mother W - The MOTHER boxart redone with colors and imagery from Rose's house
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/03 (Tue) 14:12:32 No. 48807
>>48516 Not the greatest example but online circlejerks and memes will begin to completely mold all media eventually and that's fucking terrifying and terrible.
Brave Goon World.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/03 (Tue) 12:51:20 No. 48785
Dutifully, dressed as a nun, I must remind you that "samejoke" is a globalized version of "Groeningism"
Thinks MoM screams about when no one is around: Xillennials, goons,
Les Schtroumpfs , Nirvana
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/02 (Mon) 20:49:19 No. 48607
>>48604 I don't want to chop off my penis and I'm relatively forthright.
>>48605 "Maybe the translation was wrong or something" but doubtful.
>>48606 Goon autism.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/02 (Mon) 05:21:22 No. 48360
>>48358 Stupid goon troon
homosexual opinion だろ.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/01 (Sun) 22:33:46 No. 48172
>>48171 Reformed goony ass name
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/01 (Sun) 19:58:58 No. 48064
>>48035 >It isn't actually goon-y. I mean, my description still is.
>Being an eroge, there's an intrinsic vulgarity in portraying scenes of masturbation, clitoris-stiffening curses, pissing in public, etc (though the early matrimonial lovemaking scene manages to be tooth-rottingly wholesome, imo.) >Since the character voices are quite distinctive, I tried to tailor the level of profanity to each: >Liedna, she's so sweet you could cry (I do). She internally berates herself over calling an entity as twisted as Drosera "freakish", and I think the harshest phrase she levels on another human being is "Jerk". >Flambery is happy to flirt, but retains a cute, feminine delicacy over the actual dirty business of FUCKING. Little vulgarity there, unless she's lost to anger or passion. >Hale is your straightforward and friendly nice guy hero sort. He gets fired up on a few occasions, but is more direct than nasty in his confrontational style. >Guska, the coarse and bitter old booze-n-whores bachelor uses all stripes of colorful language freely, usually in lonesome mopey binges. >Drosera is the cast’s biggest pervert, though her playful manner of speech cuts some of the edge. She'll tease Liedna as "Clitna", perhaps, but I only had her drop four letter words when deathly angry. Man, were you drunk when you wrote all this? What the Hell got into you?
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/01 (Sun) 09:38:02 No. 48035
But aside from that
>>47776 >>47781 Watch out, GPTtard deemed your naming sensibilites closer to the GOONSPECTRUM than mine! Heheh…
Though I think it ultimately doesn't matter and you should stick to your guns (because I want to use Bellnettle myself)
Now, I wanted to respond to this,
>profanity mixed with purple prose is very Huss which is very goon. You wrote something similar to that. It isn't actually goon-y.
Absolvement of Viscaria plays things straight as a sincere (or as /hgg2d/ has said, manipulative) character drama first and foremost. We critics can say this is intended to add the spice of irony to the coming depravity in the full game, but at that point, the direction the story takes is the player's choice.
Secondly, I didn't "write" any of it, Manuri did. The translation is simply my adaptation of the Japanese. Actually, if I had the balls to exercise editorial control, I'd cut a few of the more interminable H-scenes down to 200 lines or less, vgh.
Still, I did my best to respect the work. If some of the prose crosses in to
purple territory, I may be at fault. Composing sexy scenes is tricky enough, let alone trying to balance that with the perspective of a “zero-experience ingenue who’d blush to hear the word ‘cock.’, so, the Liedna-narrated ones took me a while.
Being an eroge, there's an intrinsic vulgarity in portraying scenes of masturbation, clitoris-stiffening curses, pissing in public, etc (though the early matrimonial lovemaking scene manages to be tooth-rottingly wholesome, imo.)
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. ▶ Anonymous 2024/11/30 (Sat) 19:53:04 No. 47830
>>47827 J-HORROR? MIDDLE SCHOOL Z-TIER GONZONGAS????
If I remember, it was mostly a goon thing. I don't know if many people still remember/talk about it.
Sometimes it seems like you know more about zoomer e-personalities than me.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/30 (Sat) 18:06:38 No. 47781
>>47780 >The erotic scenes are pretty damn longwinded and purple, maybe it was that Regardless, profanity mixed with purple prose is very Huss which is very goon. You wrote something similar to that.
I also want that to be one of the central gags of "it." Decisions, decisions…
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/30 (Sat) 17:47:02 No. 47776
Regrettably though, I did have Bouquet & Sauna thoughts in the shower…DIAPER 優しい人 oldry, and true love."
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/30 (Sat) 03:42:21 No. 47668
>>47448 First time looking at a /pol/ thread for more than 3s in a long time because le infinite captcha process but to the inverse of the blogchud who is
>DON'T THINK >JUST KILL JEWS AND REPROODUCE , the
>DO WHAT I SAY chud is always a hypocritical, lazy cash-in nihilist fuck that refuses to actually work on anything profound and just does quasi-goon shit.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/29 (Fri) 23:34:28 No. 47532
>>47529 >I was pretty dazzled about how piggerydiggery could "just talk" to Hu¢¢ie when I was a teenager, now I dunno. Granted, Hu¢¢ie lost a lot of respect since 2011. Hu¢¢ie was and is a reclusive asshole who had a goon cabal so I understand the feeling completely.
Even now, I wouldn't show an iota of admiration, but he's still someone that means a lot to me, I'd deliberate on my words so hard to make it clear how much I hate him and how much he disappointed me. I would try to be composed; I don't know what'd work. I think I'd still avoid it.
I guess I would still be starstruck and "couldn't just talk to him." I'd want to pick his brain and that's not something you can just do to people.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/29 (Fri) 22:57:31 No. 47503
We also don't use "goon" enough for NotebookLM to pick up on it alongside DERSITE and TRICKSTER . This is a BIG problem.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/29 (Fri) 22:56:24 No. 47501
>>47480 The path to goonery…
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/29 (Fri) 19:34:36 No. 47454
>>47453 The fuck is this
>How about a sentiment analysis bot that you put in text and it parses for goon troll's remorse howw ▶ Anonymous 2024/11/29 (Fri) 19:30:45 No. 47453
How about a sentiment analysis bot that you put in text and it parses for goon troll's remorse
http://tanasinn.info/ ▶ Anonymous 2024/11/29 (Fri) 11:42:49 No. 47233
>>47230 Sounds like goon behavior
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/27 (Wed) 17:21:47 No. 46453
>>46450 No. FYAD.
(You are the goon.)
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/26 (Tue) 13:01:17 No. 46015
Actually, isn't that what we should call Joy Jakers? Goon Brats?
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/26 (Tue) 12:34:04 No. 46001
>>45961 Beloved Goon Brat post.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/25 (Mon) 17:57:13 No. 45791
>>45788 >davejaders Davejaders aren't on the level of goons, let's be real. It's just that they're rather shallow and annoying and it's frustrating that Homestuck antifans have to deign themselves to their lot to even have the smallest space online.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/25 (Mon) 17:55:14 No. 45788
>>45155 Megidochan vampire survivors clone where you mow down goons and davejaders
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/25 (Mon) 12:16:01 No. 45632
>>45629 >Don't try to deny it. I deny it!
>Millennial hate is vogue because goon hate is vogue here. As if Xoons aren't constantly complaining about "millenials ruining Trve Fyad Culture".
SA = xoon cynicism pit that infects the rest of the internet (and twitter in particular)
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/25 (Mon) 12:13:25 No. 45629
>>45627 >I've noticed there's a concerted effort to portray millenials as The Soyjak You are, consistently, the soyjack thoughever.
Don't try to deny it.
I've seen what zoomers are turning into and it's something more gross than a soyjak (the "enbyjak") We let the truth all hang out here.
Millennial hate is vogue because goon hate is vogue here.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/24 (Sun) 08:10:46 No. 45177
>>45175 NO YOU CAN'T JUST CARE ABOUT THE HETERO ROMANCE OR SAILOR MOON ON SAILOR MOON IT'S THE HECKING TRANSBIAN INCEST SHOW AND SAILOR MOON IS LE MOST BORING ONE!
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/23 (Sat) 13:44:54 No. 44840
>>44839 Yes, I'm not exactly the stoic jailbait connoisseur type. Sorry for caring, bwo.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/22 (Fri) 12:34:28 No. 44590
>>44589 That is SO punk rock!
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/22 (Fri) 01:49:05 No. 44415
>>44414 Erm, but isn't having your species foa last name mroe of a Mobian thing?
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/21 (Thu) 06:13:37 No. 44243
>>44241 Goons don't hate everyone. They hate everyone™*
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/21 (Thu) 06:12:41 No. 44241
>>44240 Harlem subscribes to Total goon death
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/21 (Thu) 01:16:52 No. 44167
>>44166 It means the same thing, old goon meme
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/20 (Wed) 19:07:49 No. 44133
>>44077 I've thought a bit about
Homestuck , but with the internal Secrets window from
Viscaria at play.
Would be blunt, but you can glean insight into the motivations at the time of [arbitrary action x]. Plus, the presence alone would coerce the author into investing proper care into the private rationales behind the scenes.
>>44078 >That's what makes him a foil to Sollux; he's Sollux, but proactive- and that makes him dangerous "Erm, Prince isn't actually the foil to Mage, though."
Still, sou. Hu¢¢ie himself never devoted this much thought into Eridan and his mindset, like you said. As one of the trolls allowed to perma-die, there likely wasn't much planned for him beyond "zodiac slot filler" and "sex pest".
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/20 (Wed) 05:28:59 No. 43813
>>43810 "Alcoholics definitely make better parents than ninjas."
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/20 (Wed) 03:53:45 No. 43731
I know this is
but
TRICKSTERS are like Darth Vader saying "Yeah, I'm so much happier now"
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/20 (Wed) 01:27:15 No. 43653
>>43651 20s are young! Try juggling a happy wifey with a retro gaming backlog!
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/19 (Tue) 09:23:02 No. 43448
>>43447 Or a goon.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/19 (Tue) 06:26:28 No. 43346
>>43345 If you're being a counter to the counter-culture, you're just being the mainstream culture which is what I can gleam from zoomer Twitter in 10s. It's completely disposable. That is goon behavior. Fuck off with it.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/19 (Tue) 04:23:17 No. 43198
Goons be like "Anti-furryism is old hat, we don't do that anymore" (one of their top guys is secretly a babyfur and the mods knew)
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/19 (Tue) 04:21:23 No. 43195
>>43181 >It's explicitly banning hipster racism because this is a Gen-Z site and that goon shit does NOT fly anymore. Turning against your own old memes is goon behavior though
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/19 (Tue) 04:14:54 No. 43181
>>43177 No, the exact opposite, you ESL retard. It's explicitly banning hipster racism because this is a Gen-Z site and that goon shit does NOT fly anymore. Go back to Cum Town, you dirtbag leftist!!!!!!
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/19 (Tue) 04:11:36 No. 43175
>>43174 It's very long which makes it the funniest one.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/18 (Mon) 04:44:54 No. 42890
Always when seeing those "erm i was chud five years ago i was in a rough patch", they're either in the exact same life situation and are now just a transgirl and happier™ or they are legitimately in a "better" place and have adopted a normie life with relatively normie views but seemingly having not changed at all as a person despite being happier and are still the same stick-up-ass paragraphmouth-breathers as before.
That is to say that it's hard to escape your true self and most of the self-serious zoomers that got swept up into vaguely right-wing spheres due to the anti-SJW hype of the mid 2010s dipped out into cooler than thou (goon) or Reddit socialism and are also probably trans.
It's for the best, really, the last thing the right wing needs is super cereal autist pundits that make for easy punching bags (please snipe crypto Jew Peterson.)
Now if we could only shake off the schizoboomer equivalent that is people like Babysperg. I suggest reading less "facts to make you hate" or more actual philosophy.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/18 (Mon) 01:33:16 No. 42786
>>42783 It's pretty simple, if striking so I was considering just grab a hieroglyph font and pasting in a goonrant to make our own
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/15 (Fri) 02:45:41 No. 41783
>>41780 Ahem Anyway, yeah they could just be "new", it's been like a decade since HSG officially died and homestuck's 4chan presence was relegated to stick-up-the-ass HST and the goon pits of aco and trash
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/14 (Thu) 18:55:22 No. 41581
>>41579 Simpsons did Flanderization first, it's even the trope codifier.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/14 (Thu) 01:08:47 No. 41368
>>41367 Google and the retard robot seem to agree with me on this one
And check out the idolmaster wiki, they make no distinction
https://project-imas.wiki/THE_iDOLM@STER_Cinderella_Girls/Characters ▶ Anonymous 2024/11/13 (Wed) 22:42:01 No. 41286
>>41280 "i know its carelord to say this but sick"
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/13 (Wed) 22:41:51 No. 41284
>>41280 This is based though. What's awkwaaard is having one foot in, one foot out like certain people:
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/13 (Wed) 16:37:09 No. 41114
>>41110 Considering how John's arc with his Dad was undermined and forgotten whereas Andy Jr. decided to double down and say "UM ACTUALLY MOM WAS A REALLY REALLY GOOD PERSON AND A MUCH BETTER MOTHER THAN ROSE GAVE HER CREDIT FOR", it's unlikely.
In fact, all the neurosis surrounding Bro probably isn't even about his dad, it might unironically just be his big brother or some sort of goon elder.
But whatever. It's a wash.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/12 (Tue) 18:03:04 No. 40980
>>40978 "I have to be transgendered."
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/12 (Tue) 16:22:56 No. 40925
>>40850 *roxkit pointing gif*
goon! goon! ▶ Anonymous 2024/11/12 (Tue) 10:47:01 No. 40845
>>40822 >>40823 The latter. It's a goon move, those are moves that never last.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/11 (Mon) 10:46:42 No. 40744
>>40743 He's the janitor. His reasoning?
"I don't dislike making sushi. I just don't do it because I'm not Japanese"
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/10 (Sun) 14:53:24 No. 40386
>>40385 It IS better than those godawful goon comics about the blue and yellow lesbo
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/10 (Sun) 04:17:09 No. 40264
>>40261 I fucking hate goon emojis, they make me feel like I'm reading through r/SRS back in 2014
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/09 (Sat) 16:50:57 No. 40135
>>40131 With chuddery so ascendant, I'm starting to feel the pull of the ol' goon awkwaaard at anything right wing
Must be the contrarian in me. Someone slap me!
(Robo aradia slap sticker would, I think cover every version of her in the comic?)
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/09 (Sat) 14:53:40 No. 40051
It'll be interesting to see who comes out of the woodwork now not the obligatory screaming about Trump kind of has to come to a slow, screeching halt.
Hopefully not a RINO "Hm maybe I can get the ABORTMYN VOOT" type. Not that I care. Much.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/09 (Sat) 04:39:01 No. 39872
>>39871 Also, yeah, why aren't all flags stickers? That seems intuitive, doesn't it?
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/09 (Sat) 04:05:33 No. 39858
>>39857 >chintzy Nigga just said "chintzy"
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/07 (Thu) 13:44:28 No. 39402
I thought this was an autistic zoomer gooner but he has videos going back 13 years that look to be of decent quality.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/06 (Wed) 03:42:10 No. 38779
>>38776 It's still the anti-goon.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/06 (Wed) 03:39:52 No. 38773
Evangelion is the anti-goon so it deserves special treatment.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/05 (Tue) 04:05:38 No. 38542
>>38505 >Using the goon to convey how you feel with less scrutiny is ironically a very goon thing to do. It's just another form of soyjaking
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/05 (Tue) 03:18:33 No. 38533
>>38531 Noble take: The fujoshi has honed her taste in HOMOSEXUAL PORNOGRAPHY to such heights, that she has even begun to look down on the heads of the fags (for liking body hair or smthn)
Gooner take: The fujoshi is so enmeshed in her scene that she must openly display meta-awareness and self-deprecation toward it, in order to filter for fellow obsessives of a similar level.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/05 (Tue) 01:10:42 No. 38505
>>38502 Using the goon to convey how you feel with less scrutiny is ironically a very goon thing to do. KILL YOURSELF,
DERSITE .
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/05 (Tue) 01:07:52 No. 38502
>>38500 Erm, but you gotta be SECURE enough to cede control
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/05 (Tue) 01:06:40 No. 38501
>>38498 >Gotta set up more ~worldbuilding~ to subvert The crazy thing is that there's not even that much worldbuilding. There's just a lot of prosy bullshit. Homestuck is a comic where if you don't find the very act of the narrator talking entertaining, 90% of the wordcount completely goes to waste. And that's me. I DON'T FIND YOUR GOON RAMBLING INHERENTLY AMUSING ENOUGH TO JUSTIFY PARAGRAPHS.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/03 (Sun) 18:08:38 No. 38275
>>Don't have to be so Yeah, I don't like talking about things I'm uninformed about
>>38274 ▶ Anonymous 2024/11/03 (Sun) 18:01:51 No. 38273
>>38272 >And I'm saying I'd still abstain from playing it. I DON'T CARE.
>Wouldn't be surprised if those are utterly basic picks or whatever, since I'm not very invested. MF is the first and most vanilla sex appeal character (not that I dislike her) but Zilean is pretty niche and cool.
Don't have to be so
about it. You're starting to piss me off.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/02 (Sat) 04:09:07 No. 37944
>>37942 >B '09-10 - (chan disavowing goon, homestuck) Shocking and quite frankly revolting.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/02 (Sat) 04:05:07 No. 37942
>>37941 >a talker Maybe you'd be surprised then, because only among friends (HSG)
Back when the pesterchum client was new I got too ADHD in a group cha,t and a regular called me a spaz…
"There's always someone cooler and older."
But I think my haunts have gone
07-08 - /v/ (brawl, mother, and TOUHOU HIJACK)
B '09-10 - (chan disavowing goon, homestuck)
11-12 - HSG (The good ol' days)
13-14 - /jp/ and /vg/, though I did manage to catch the "Final" HSG and migrate
forever hence, I've stuck to HSG offshoots.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/02 (Sat) 03:30:55 No. 37941
>>37940 I know I'm the son of the era of the "angry reviewer" and Let's Players and let Christ forgive my soul for that.
I mostly kept to myself aside from my ventures kiddy MMORPGs. All forum activity was relegated (almost) solely to lurking due to intimidation until they became antiquated. I didn't even make YouTube comments with my account for the longest time because I didn't want to be called out for being underage. I was very much a consoomer. You seem more like a "goon", it makes since because you were older; "a talker."
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/31 (Thu) 23:23:45 No. 37735
>>37733 >They did seem a little conflicted on if Cartman was supposed to be badass or not I wouldn't put it like that.
>The Bartman effect And that's a weird connection to make. Do you think it's the self-deprecating goon? I can't think of many episodes from "Teh Golden Age" that depict Bart as a total loser.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/31 (Thu) 22:51:02 No. 37721
>>37719 >Worse than VGH ANIME That is the question.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/31 (Thu) 22:50:06 No. 37719
>>37718 >Catholic LARPers are the worst though. Maybe. Worse than VGH ANIME
performative goonchuddery?
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/31 (Thu) 22:47:44 No. 37718
>>37715 Catholic LARPers are the worst though.
>>37717 ▶ Anonymous 2024/10/30 (Wed) 17:57:55 No. 37613
>>37611 Woah, let's cool it with the dangerously edgy racist comedy there, kid.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/30 (Wed) 02:44:39 No. 37490
>>37486 No.
>>37488 And no.
One must imagine escaping the label of "goon" as the modern Sisyphean struggle.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/30 (Wed) 02:42:31 No. 37486
>>37484 >Also, if we're putting the bar that low then even Hu¢¢ie is above :goon: Yes. It's a narrow contest, though.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/30 (Wed) 02:41:00 No. 37484
>>37478 >>37481 >IIRC he was a fan of Lobo (which makes him better than a goon, since a goon would never be brave enough to openly state that he "Likes Something" lest he open himself up to ridicule) Also, if we're putting the bar that low then even Hu¢¢ie is above :goon:
But no, it's not the truth. Neither Maddox nor Hu¢¢ie pass that bar because their online persona is based on a farce*
That's enough for them not to pass the Test of Eternal Fire.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/30 (Wed) 02:37:19 No. 37478
>>37472 Maddox wasn't "gentlemanly", he was manly ninja pirate guy
IIRC he was a fan of Lobo (which makes him better than a goon, since a goon would never be brave enough to openly state that he "Likes Something" lest he open himself up to ridicule)
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/30 (Wed) 02:23:34 No. 37447
>>37443 >goon emoticon This means less than nothing to me. It is a signifier of your utter worthlessness.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/30 (Wed) 00:18:52 No. 37382
>>37374 Fuck, that's only nine. Was Laurelai actually a goon or was he just goon-adjacent?
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/29 (Tue) 23:59:10 No. 37362
>>37360 >Spigot swore off astrology What is it with chuddishes and swearing off bullshit randomly? Just like goons, I swear.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/29 (Tue) 23:37:15 No. 37345
If you can make one within two days, it'll be a HIT with the kids.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/29 (Tue) 22:41:27 No. 37320
>>37318 Actually, the fat goon should be place underneath the statement
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/29 (Tue) 22:40:10 No. 37318
O BOI KEWL PAWNZ
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/29 (Tue) 21:40:16 No. 37282
>>37281 >goon ones truly and wholly Using goon emotes to own the goon is extremely powerful because it's using irony against them.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/29 (Tue) 21:38:29 No. 37281
>>37278 I actually learned of HS through an avatar on SA (john gaining a feather in his cap), so I gotta represent
>>37280 and
are goon ones truly and wholly
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/29 (Tue) 21:37:31 No. 37280
>>37278 >Retarded. There shoule be a rejection of goonism entirely. They didn't invent them, double retard. Most of them are generic web 1.5 forum web emotes.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/29 (Tue) 21:35:12 No. 37278
>>37274 >using goon emoticons to signify goon Retarded. There shoule be a rejection of goonism entirely.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/29 (Tue) 21:28:10 No. 37274
>>37272 At least one or maybe both of these should be some variation of "RUSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
And this should be :goon:
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/28 (Mon) 22:23:10 No. 37014
>>37012 I'd play one made from 'Goon, Channer, 'Tuber, Redditor' though
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/28 (Mon) 01:29:36 No. 36778
>>36768 Implying zoomer "antis" aren't just the latest generation of shock troops to be groomed by the Gen X Goons in their eternal War On Anime
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/27 (Sun) 23:14:57 No. 36709
>>36696 >Let's all settle down and reel in the goonhate for a little. NO! Kill goons. Behead goons. Burn goons. Rape goons. Gas goons. Shoot goons in the face. Stab goons with a kitchen knife. Push pregnant goons down the stairs. Run over goons in the crosswalk with a Chevrolet Silverado. Break into goon homes and steal goon money. Mail a bomb to goons. Gouge out goons eyes. Use a blunt pocket knife to give goons the Glasgow smile. Push goons overboard into the ocean. Bury goons up to their necks in sand and watch the tide come in. Set goons on fire. Eat a goon's liver with some Fava beans and a nice chianti. Upper decker a goon's toilet. Steal candy from goon children. Bite the nose off a goon's face. Dunk goons in radioactive waste. Lock goons in a rocket and shoot it at the sun. Expel goons from school. Roundhouse kick a goon in the face. Dip a goon's balls in bengay. Perform unlicensed surgery on goons. Send a bus of goons off a cliff. Kick goons in the nuts. Light a paper bag full of dog shit on a goon's doorstep. Beat goons to death with a hammer. Play frogger with goons on the interstate. Drag a goon's face across a concrete floor. Put goons in the guillotine. Force feed bleach to goons. Sic attack dogs on goons. Slam a door on a goon's hand. Overdose a goon on Tylenol. Pull out a goon's teeth with pliers. Toss goons in an industrial trash compactor. Force goons to watch Amy Schumer stand-up. Cut a goon's ears off. Throw goons out a plane at 30,000 feet with no parachute. Sell goon snuff films for money. Nuke goons. Bury goons alive. Round house a goons wife and kids off a bridge. Make goons fear for their lives. Use a goons head for a bowling ball. Poison goons. Mutilate goons. Set goons on fire. Blow goons up with explosives. Use a 50 cal and snipe goons bodies in half. Turn a goon into pink mist. Make a goon trip into a wood chipper. Break a goons legs and make him crawl away from you. Shoot a goon in the face with a small caliber and make fun of him while he is bleeding out immobilized. Put a goon into a coma. Throw a goon into a vat of acid.
Hate the Goon because he has nothing but hate in his black little heart for you.
TOTAL GOON DEATH NOW AND FOREVER. ▶ Anonymous 2024/10/27 (Sun) 23:01:16 No. 36696
>>36693 Let's all settle down and reel in the goonhate for a little.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/27 (Sun) 20:32:26 No. 36522
>>36518 You act like a goon. It doesn't matter if you're not a literal goon, "goon thought" has already got its grip on you.
Hey, here's a test. What's something that you LIKE?
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/27 (Sun) 20:29:36 No. 36516
>>36512 Very cool and aloof goon detachment post. I wonder if they'll read it out in court, or if they'll just take a look at your somethingawful account and send you straight to the firing squad.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/27 (Sun) 20:26:58 No. 36513
>>36508 >Goons reviewing H-Games Given enough time, the Goon will eventually reinvent the somethingawful front page
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/26 (Sat) 20:17:52 No. 36162
>DURR MEDIA LITERACY IS A COMMIE BUZZWORD - Pigshit
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/26 (Sat) 19:58:56 No. 36142
>>36131 It depends on who's saying it. Goons and Western xillenials or whatever I want to call goon-adjacents at the moment are obviously completely hypocritical. They want to pretend to live in their paradise (sex and weed) but can't shake the cognitive dissonance of apocalypse being right around the corner and "most things are shit because of le capitalism"
I can imagine more sincerity coming from a TRVLY Eastern perspective when and where nature circlejerk reaches its zenith, it feels good.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/25 (Fri) 20:10:27 No. 35982
>>35981 >You going Goon on me? There's a whole spectrum between "goon" and "porn addict."
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/25 (Fri) 20:07:51 No. 35981
>>35980 You going Goon on me? It won't have nipples or anything, but I think "body grafitti" on posts is too funny to overlook.
"Goon" is actually a pretty good one for the Zako stage, heh
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/25 (Fri) 19:43:14 No. 35972
>>35971 Kiwi, I don't read much, but I can see it falling into the goon pattern, yeah.
But I thought lolcow was just "like that" by design? That is 'nonna' approved.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/25 (Fri) 19:31:54 No. 35967
>>35964 >>35965 The shared thread between 9CL and Gilchrist Nanc4 is that the goons are probably gay or otherwise spiritual
wwomen engaged in trying to shame a man for drawing his MUSE
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/24 (Thu) 01:10:12 No. 35706
>>35704 >>35705 >I only nabbed goonposts, but included 'fappery' Don't make me say "Go on… Add the rest…"
At least what I said within this thread and the one thing about "scenebrains"
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/24 (Thu) 01:09:12 No. 35704
>>35701 tyty
>>35686 I only nabbed goonposts, but included 'fappery'
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/24 (Thu) 00:51:27 No. 35677
@MEX
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/24 (Thu) 00:42:46 No. 35669
>>35666 And yes, let me address this, I've previously talked about how "scene culture" was something deeply insincere due to its hyper-collectivism. But that's the funny thing about sincerity. Oftentimes, what's most sincere to us at the moment belies the gestalt of our true self.
That sense of vulnerability is lost but the community-building is still there. Ultimately, we can have no real form of sincerity on a "socially just", collective, and consolidated Internet.
This should all be considered in the anti-goon manifesto, by the by.
I'm in a very introspective mood today.
>anti-fappery MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/22 (Tue) 03:28:44 No. 35070
>>35041 Like Jews and goons?
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/22 (Tue) 02:50:02 No. 35056
>>35051 This is about goons, isn't it, Will?
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/21 (Mon) 22:43:27 No. 35040
Also, this is why I suspect goons are the "man behind the curtain" in Soy Culture and the sharty.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/21 (Mon) 22:40:15 No. 35038
>>34991 >The goon, ultimately, is a vehicle for hyper-modernity. "Enthusiasm, but not too much", spread it wide, not deep because "it's not that deep, bro." When's the last time you heard a goon call something a masterpiece? I guess it all begins and ends with End of Evangelion. Goons have a record of doing hostile takeovers of movements against them. This happened both on 4chan and Reddit.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/21 (Mon) 12:33:43 No. 34992
>>34985 >fappery Why did this retard filter goon ery? Doesn't he know the ultimate importance of this word? Especially as a verb like that?
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/21 (Mon) 12:32:41 No. 34991
>>34985 >>34987 I think we can say that the shift from Evangelion being a cultural touchstone to being "pretentious" and a walking punchline to being faux-obscure and then being repurposed as some positive nihilistic (false; Evangelion is humanist and anti-nihilism) and later mopecore for zoomers post-Netflix is a general microcosm for any sort of New Sincerity being eaten, spat out, and later shat out by the goon instinct against "too much enthusiasm."
The goon, ultimately, is a vehicle for hyper-modernity. "Enthusiasm, but not too much", spread it wide, not deep because "it's not that deep, bro." When's the last time you heard a goon call something a masterpiece? I guess it all begins and ends with End of Evangelion.
I wasn't there to see any of it firsthand but knowing the start of Web 2.0 is 1996 (EoE is 1997) and knowing the first Rebuild came in the middle of what I've dubbed Web 2.5 (like, EoE, one year after a significant date, this time, the middle and not the start- 2007; with a Web 2.75 following my definition of Web 2.5, because I think Web 2.0 has important and plentiful points to delineate. If we combine Web 2.5 and 2.75, the center-most year is 2009. Oft-touted by /v/tards as a big turning point so I remain convinced in my model.) I think Evangelion is generally a good casestudy for a fandom with which you can judge (at least Western) the evolving Internet paradigm now.
What we're at now is not designed obsolescence but rather "forced obsolescence", people trying to undermine media on one side so others can call it underrated on the other. Really, it's quite the pathetic discourse but it's also somewhat recursive. Evangelion used to be divisive, now people are only dismissive positively or negatively. Those who are passionate about it lay in a dull stupor of aestheticism and self-pity. The fire is dead and yet people are rushing to burn themselves on the embers.
This more or less seems to be the pop-cultural attitude. The New Sincerity heralded was a false idol, much like the Anti-Christ, it merely made the ironic detachment more abstract, suspension of disbelief now more of a requisite for metanarrative stipulations. Genuine passion is dying. Art is dying. The Internet is dead. Communication lays in the smoke signals long s
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. ▶ Anonymous 2024/10/19 (Sat) 04:35:09 No. 34431
>>34429 >MPC >Sam Hyde sucks >All are just goons-but-right-wing, with all that entails Yes and no.
Not sure how condescending I should be with this reply since we're quasi-anonymous so I'll end it here.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/19 (Sat) 04:32:42 No. 34429
>>34428 MPC sucks, TRS sucks, Sam Hyde sucks
All are just goons-but-right-wing, with all that entails