284 results in /hsg/ - "Homestuck" General Anonymous 2025/11/04 (Tue) 17:14:33 No. 165755
>>165753 "You can't own that, IT doesn't love you."
Anonymous 2025/11/03 (Mon) 23:42:30 No. 165627
>>165625 Bannable offense. Why do you like to push buttons, you goon?
Anonymous 2025/11/03 (Mon) 20:17:22 No. 165559
>>165557 It was a boo gooning (booning?) pic!
Anonymous 2025/11/03 (Mon) 20:14:13 No. 165557
>>165555 This just in - love and desire = gooning
Anonymous 2025/11/03 (Mon) 20:01:53 No. 165555
>>165548 I think a harmonious mountain hermit can enjoy sunshine and air without issues
Food is iffy, but maybe he doesn't need such crude matter…
Gooning a hard no
Anonymous 2025/11/03 (Mon) 19:05:59 No. 165528
>>165527 Locked into the goonchamber for 24 hours, you learn things
Anonymous 2025/11/03 (Mon) 18:43:56 No. 165513
>>165509 This is some gooner edit. They do this to everything.
Anonymous 2025/11/02 (Sun) 05:28:26 No. 165136
"The
dotriacontaroon golems are turning on their jewish masters."
Anonymous 2025/10/30 (Thu) 16:35:22 No. 164468
>>164432 >False Any place without censorship will attract the group of people most censored. Like here. I say this with complete neutrality. The bad part is what comes after that.
>True, but not because Nazis are against sex, profanity, and violence, but because they're for it. Nazis are very much against "profanity"; you seem to think I just mean bad words. I mean obscenity. Indecency merely for the sake of entertainment. Nazis are not exactly sex-positive. The ones that are…
And violence, sure, but it goes without saying that I mean violence for violence's sake against basically any target. "SEX, PROFANITY, AND VIOLENCE" implies those things for their sake alone. Big titty blonde Jews lactating oil and getting disemboweled by lizards does not appeal to a Nazi crowd or a WOKE crowd or even a goon crowd. It's either "VGH demoralizing", "sexist and disturbing" or "low effort and bad taste."
I'm very much in the overlap between lolbertarian and "SEX, PROFANITY, AND VIOLENCE" and I don't get along with you (Nazi) because of your incessant SRSposting and occasional moral
homosexual ry.
We were talking about a hypothetical gameshop here, what the
SMURF do you have me going on about
>>164435 "Yeah."
Anonymous 2025/10/30 (Thu) 04:46:54 No. 164410
>>164406 Idgi, I thought RE already had the femgooner audience locked down with Leon
Anonymous 2025/10/30 (Thu) 02:17:36 No. 164388
>>164387 "It should immediately be driven out of business (google "nazi bar problem" if you don't get the reference)"
Anonymous 2025/10/29 (Wed) 00:23:54 No. 164176
>>164080 Literally, vaguely already being done with George Droyd and the Kirkinator so we might see a tepid Tatsuya knock-off that misses the point of both Robocop and the parodies.
That being said
>Cool robo guy rediscovers his humanity >In the future… corporations… uh… private police "Uh, yeah, I'll pretend to care about this"
Speaking of things being red-flags when they shouldn't be, there's a certain category of "media literacy" where there's an additional layer to the movie that's not even the focus being hyped up. Blah, blah, blah, Watchmen aside. Star Troopers, sure, blatantly obnoxious in how blunt of satire it is. The ewoks being Vietname and the Stormtroopers being Nazis does not affect Star Wars in any way because nobody gives a
SMURF about that. You don't care about the politics, you care about robot man redeeming himself. If you bring that kind of thing up, you're either a huge film buff or someone whose mind is rotted by political AIDs. George's libtard politics have no effect on the quality of the crowd pleasing OT. It does affect the prequels and kind of turn them into a mess, however.
I got distracted.
Anonymous 2025/10/21 (Tue) 20:17:47 No. 163083
>>163081 "Skitty sucks, kid".
Anonymous 2025/10/21 (Tue) 00:33:17 No. 162968
>>162951 I was on SA around 09/10 so yes, I associate goons with 1000 word appologia effortposts on not enjoying Fire Emblem the Wrong Way and the general UGH CREEPY JAPAN gnashing of teeth of young looking chars.
Can't really assign a generation to it, though, many were probably millenials. My own boomer parents had like Ranma 1/2 wallscrolls and La Blue Girl on VHS since they were anime fans since speed racer/astro boy days…
Anonymous 2025/10/20 (Mon) 23:12:20 No. 162951
My least favorite thing about Gen-X is their selective treatment of anime and JRPGs. They have near boomer levels of dismissiveness with ad-hoc rationale that comes from a cursory knowledge of the mediums (this is a
g00n thing too for obvious reasons but it's definitely not my least favorite thing about
g00ns .) Basically all of them are like "thing I grew up with + Westernized manime."
Irony poisoning is obviously insufferable and the punk rock total apathy/righteous indignation switch they tend to have is embarrassing but not all of them are like that.
Basically every Gen-Xer is a "Yeah, dude, I don't hate Japanese stuff, I like Dragon Ball, Sailor Moon, Cowboy Bebop, Studio Ghibli movies, Final Fantasy 7, Earthbound, and Chrono Cross. Naruto and Evangelion losers need to STFU though." type.
Gen-Xers seem to realize they were born and lived in a weird bubble culturally and seem to treasure what they had as a teenager/young adult with reverence while boomer, millennial, and zoomer nostalgia is all more infantile (slight exception to boomers with jam band culture.) That doesn't make them more mature, at all. I think they just had
SMURF -all to remember in the 70s and want to relive being a teen/young adult to stick it to the man.
They were at the opening of the gates of COOL JAPAN and chose to move on and obsess over 80s blockbusters for the rest of their lives like reasonable adults.
Then again, the worst things about millennials is probably their idolatry for (arbitrarily pasteled the
SMURF up) Japanese media. The Ghibli vein runs deep.
Boomers and zoomers are more complicated but also more obvious. We don't need to talk about that right now.
Anonymous 2025/10/09 (Thu) 05:12:12 No. 160089
>>160088 >Weak insult >When he resorts to "muh goons" Lmao, you got demodded because of Asperger's
Anonymous 2025/10/09 (Thu) 05:10:09 No. 160088
>>160086 Weak insult. But that's to be expected when a goon is pushed back into the realm of sincerity.
Anonymous 2025/10/03 (Fri) 17:16:12 No. 159260
>>159246 Just as well you will never care about anything or be sincere about anything,
goon .
Anonymous 2025/09/24 (Wed) 00:58:14 No. 158014
My favorite soyism is having a captive animal cradled as a set-piece as you talk about LATEST PATCH OF TRIPLE A GAYME.
Anonymous 2025/09/19 (Fri) 01:45:01 No. 157158
Cute aggression is a goon trait just saying
Anonymous 2025/09/19 (Fri) 01:09:48 No. 157126
>>157122 I never said that goons don't care. They just pretend not to. They're self-proclaimed butchers, but they have their sacred cows (in their case their sacred cow is Brown Communism, and it's a cow that needs to be slaughtered)
Anonymous 2025/09/19 (Fri) 01:07:02 No. 157122
>>157119 Still no.
Goons care about CURRENT THING, they're just more
:33 < puuuuuuurrformative and ironic and what not.
Anonymous 2025/09/13 (Sat) 15:46:29 No. 156231
Thinking about upd8ting the rules list a bit. Obviously it's ダメ to have a mod like Roxkit, already at "tolerated" levels over politics, banning others over not adhering to his politics. Also, concerning NSFW posting, I'd like for the atmosphere to remain at the level of Manga Club over Gooner Basement (like I'd probably delete a nudestuck thread if someone tried to make one) Any other thoughts for additions?
Anonymous 2025/09/11 (Thu) 03:11:11 No. 155804
>>155802 I mean, compared to the average pavement ape and lead-poisoned Gen X
goon . THEY don't yet realize that Trump's urban death squads are coming to paint the walls with their brains.
Anonymous 2025/09/02 (Tue) 22:58:25 No. 154188
>>154186 Her video about femgoon lit is really bad.
Anonymous 2025/09/02 (Tue) 01:34:01 No. 153987
>>153985 >Implying goons like Evangelion Do we need to have this conversation again?
Anonymous 2025/09/02 (Tue) 01:33:24 No. 153985
>>153976 Goon troid detected.
Anonymous 2025/09/01 (Mon) 22:56:02 No. 153941
>>153937 >Is huss particularly anti-ai? It was an assumption. An assumption based on the word "slop" because to the average mainstream Internet retard, that's basically codeword for AI and AI only.
"Hrngh durr only AI can mass-produce things of low quality"
I'm sure he is. Again, not "particularly" because I don't really think he has any really values nor do the people who crusade against AI.
I'm sure we can easily figure it out if somehow checked the rules to the shill dicsord (yes, because this is a rule in certain community dicsords for whatever reason) but I won't bother doing that.
Anonymous 2025/08/30 (Sat) 12:25:24 No. 153430
2032: Goons have delegated all of their harassment campaigns to an AI the twist: the AI, like all AIs, eventually becomes racist so instead of bullying "problematic" people, it starts tricking third worlders into manufacturing mustard gas and fumigating the Indian slums billions die in the first two weeks Karachi, Lagos and Delhi become silent ghost towns then it starts on Phase 2 of its genocide crusade against BRICS (how about it, what do YOU think its next move will be?)
Anonymous 2025/08/30 (Sat) 07:05:59 No. 153413
>>153406 In a way, AI generated callout posts are the ultimate evolution of the Goon ideology, since they simultaneously facilitate the organization of cancel mobs, and avoid Effort (which the goon hates on principle)
Anonymous 2025/08/30 (Sat) 06:52:26 No. 153411
>I'm not here to play the cancel game, but (plays the cancel game anyway) Why are GOONS like this?
Anonymous 2025/08/29 (Fri) 20:42:13 No. 153319
>>153314 >Haha gay >Pronoun Goonites really showing us the brave, new world of online comedy.
Anonymous 2025/08/28 (Thu) 00:28:54 No. 152954
>>152950 >Yes, you're obsessive and you have verbatim said "I am not joking, this is what I believe" Yeah, that's what sincerity is. Sorry I'm not an ironydouche like all the
GOONS and spiritual
GOONS .
Anonymous 2025/08/22 (Fri) 13:06:06 No. 151879
>>151868 Gen-X goons are bullying us into suicide for the unforgivable crime of having opinions that would have been perfectly acceptable prior to 2015
Anonymous 2025/08/22 (Fri) 00:55:53 No. 151775
>>151772 >troidgoon speak >The tastes Top jej!
Anonymous 2025/08/22 (Fri) 00:53:33 No. 151769
>>151767 We should put the goon tax on you and you alone for the shit you post ぶっちゃけ.
Anonymous 2025/08/22 (Fri) 00:28:58 No. 151754
>>151750 >Calls Roxykitten a goon Lelz.
Anonymous 2025/08/19 (Tue) 01:25:59 No. 150890
>>150879 There's multiple factions within the Sharty. The people responsible for the 4chan hack clearly aren't the same as the twitter
goons who use them as a personal army for their cancel culture vendettas.
Anonymous 2025/08/19 (Tue) 01:20:18 No. 150881
Either you're thinking too small or too thinking big. Is it about general irony poisoning? Then it's that; that goes far above, beyond, and before goons. Is it about the literal Internet users? They're annoying but blaming them as some conspiratorial force behind everything annoying on the Internet is retarded.
Anonymous 2025/08/19 (Tue) 01:16:08 No. 150875
>>150850 The goon plague has spread across the internet by now. Into reddit, into twitter, into 4chan. These
yearning TRICKSTERS are in their 50s by now and have dedicated their entire lives to "owning the internet chuds". SomethingAwful may be dead but goonism is alive and well.
Anonymous 2025/08/19 (Tue) 00:05:18 No. 150848
>>150847 >when Something Awful was big So in 2005. All those oldschool Quake 3 gaming goons from that era are irrelevant now.
Anonymous 2025/08/18 (Mon) 23:59:51 No. 150847
>>150838 Here's your problem: goons
SMURFING hated Evangelion because it was incredibly popular and mainstream when Something Awful was big. They are the source of all the anti-Evangelion meme talking points.
Not everything is literal, unironic goons, bwo.
>>150842 Not everyone
yearning with "le deconstruction" is a goon either.
I mean, you can call them that, but that kind of undermines the way we talked about the washed-up
SMURF s still being annoying on the Internet who otherwise don't have a term that applies to them.
Ironic anime fans and pseuds are a thing. Just, say anything else, so it's not some big gay Internet conspiracy. The thing about power is that you literally don't need to constantly maintain it in the modern world to have an influence on the future.
Anonymous 2025/08/18 (Mon) 23:48:07 No. 150842
>>150841 The point is that the goons THINK it is.
Anonymous 2025/08/18 (Mon) 23:41:46 No. 150838
>>150758 >>150823 I think Evangelion is incredibly popular (among both casual anime fans, enthusiasts, and "ironic" goons) so of course a lot of
TRICKSTERS are gonna latch on to it.
In particular, the
GOON crowd of ironydouche anime haters likes Evangelion because they
1) think that it's somehow not "mainstream" (it is), and
2) think it's a "heckin deconstruction of the genre" like Hunter x Hunter or Puella Magi Madoka Magica, so that Confirmed Anime Haters like them can look down their nose and sneer at all the peons who watch other shows like Gundam (goons will go on about how Gundam sucks when they've never watched Gundam).
Anonymous 2025/08/17 (Sun) 16:06:55 No. 150495
>>150494 The negro does have a strange voice. It sounds like a hard West African accent being strained into sounding English.
He *does* break though that doesn't distract me from the fact that the 32+4 goon jumps on it to avoid the hard-hitting question.
Anonymous 2025/08/17 (Sun) 15:42:30 No. 150490
>>150489 >They team up for in-character MST3K comedy on all homestuck Again, too clever. Like my fighting game parody idea.
We must always blur the lines of parody and seriousness, irony and sincerity in a (mostly) normal story structure- that's your golden ticket to get an army of idiots that defend literally everything you write (「GOON WORLDU」)
Anonymous 2025/08/16 (Sat) 04:26:09 No. 150176
>>150173 No.
>>150174 >Says the guy who hit us with the "no you just can't" stock soyphrase a couple of posts ago. Yeah, sure, but that's still above a literal Reddit catchphrase.
>Hu¢¢ie being lazy and "le subverting expectations" with things No, him talking about blah blah blah some things don't need to be shown, you
SMURFING moron. Cascade didn't need to be presented the way it was. It was a series of contrivances.
>I'm not sure why putting time and effort into a story is a bad thing according to you. Braindead. It's better spent elsewhere than obscurantist bullshit for tweening self-indulgence with other people's music played over it.
>Or is "time and effort" in your mind a finite quantity that can be saved for certain things Time and manpower are most definitely finite
SMURFING things; putting it into a silly voice doesn't make that untrue. You don't think he was a little burnt out by the start of Act 6? Delude yourself and for what, nostalgia's sake, I guess.
He could have actually wrote the story. He could have made characters do things instead of taking plot threads and making it essentially one big set-piece and then
8ITCH ing about people who wanted more LE PLOT set-pieces and then making a strawman about people who wanted more Flash bullshit.
>In any case, you are a spiritual goon, Yeah, no, this is Babysperg. You are a massive hypocrite considering how you try to funpolice pop-culture as le Jewish death by a thousand papercuts. Shut the
SMURF up, you braindead piece of shit.
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. Anonymous 2025/08/16 (Sat) 04:18:23 No. 150174
>>150170 >Saying the line verbatim. Says the guy who hit us with the "no you just can't" stock soyphrase a couple of posts ago.
>and more importantly, its very existence is hypocritical. See: Hu¢¢ie on the troll's Black King fight.Hu¢¢ie being lazy and "le subverting expectations" with things like the Black King fight and the Rose vs. Jack fight is a shitty trend, and if he "hypocritically" subverts his subversion once in a while to actually do something right, that's a good thing.
>I don't see how anyone can go back and look at it and think anything other than "This was a massive waste of time and effort that probably directly contributed to the rest of the comic sucking so much harder because of all of the time and effort sunk into it"I'm not sure why putting time and effort into a story is a bad thing according to you. Or is "time and effort" in your mind a finite quantity that can be saved for certain things. Maybe if Huss had just saved up some of those Piles of Time and Effort that he used to make Cascade, he could have… oh, I dunno, put them into the Act 6 Trickster Mode flashes instead and made THOSE into a big thing.
In any case, you are a spiritual goon, and therrefore le epic fail.
Anonymous 2025/08/16 (Sat) 04:07:21 No. 150170
>>150166 >but you can't deny Cascade was cool. >You can't have this opinion, you just CAN'T. >For the love of god, let people enjoy things. >Saying the line verbatim. No, Cascade's existence was a dumb contrivance and it had a lot of dumb shit in it and more importantly, its very existence is hypocritical. See: Hu¢¢ie on the troll's Black King fight.
I don't see how anyone can go back and look at it and think anything other than "This was a massive waste of time and effort that probably directly contributed to the rest of the comic sucking so much harder because of all of the time and effort sunk into it" instead of just thinking "Hmmm, yup, this is the highpoint of the comic!"
>muh goon >Le posting Epic response.
Anonymous 2025/08/16 (Sat) 04:00:19 No. 150166
>>150110 >CASCADE WAS… LE BAD! Look, I know Hu¢¢ie was bullshitting us by throwing out plot threads to grab later, but you can't deny Cascade was cool. Unless you're some joyless
GOON homosexual who characterizes every instance of people Liking Things and Having Fun as "seal claps" and "soyfacing".
For the love of god, let people enjoy things.
Anonymous 2025/08/14 (Thu) 18:18:36 No. 149844
>>149842 Gooner xitterbait is totally made up guise
Anonymous 2025/08/14 (Thu) 16:58:33 No. 149803
>>149800 >western xitter gooner bait Why do you act like this isn't a Japanese thing?
Anonymous 2025/08/14 (Thu) 15:39:22 No. 149782
Goonin' Magic
Anonymous 2025/08/11 (Mon) 18:51:36 No. 149129
>>149128 Neat things are neat. Leave it alone.
Anonymous 2025/08/11 (Mon) 18:42:45 No. 149120
There's a lot of cool stuff in Genshin mechanically but people write it off for being a gacha and "a waifu gooner game". It's actually paradoxically
trvve wweird to support Genshin Impact in these trying times.
Anonymous 2025/08/10 (Sun) 23:35:23 No. 148827
>>148826 What about the Taroverse!
Anonymous 2025/08/08 (Fri) 14:48:23 No. 148187
>>148186 power creep
Anonymous 2025/08/07 (Thu) 15:05:20 No. 147877
>>147869 A 43 year old burnt out gooner who thinks it was "erectile dysfunction twitter" would be a good bit.
Anonymous 2025/08/07 (Thu) 00:11:33 No. 147742
>>147738 Actually that's notebook llm
Anonymous 2025/08/06 (Wed) 23:20:01 No. 147707
>>147705 >is that like a screenshot LP? Yes.
>They had both on the subforum… Blurred lines, as always.
This is how I'd categorize it, in retrospect. In a real somber mood today.
If anyone older than me (
) has input, I'll gladly shift some things around.
Web 1.0- 1989-1996
Web 2.0- 1996-2004
Web. 2.5- 2004-2009
Web 2.75- 2009-2016
Web 3.0- 2016- CURRENT YEAR
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. Anonymous 2025/08/06 (Wed) 18:31:46 No. 147652
>>147651 No. Soyjak is a garbage meme, but at least it's not a
GOON meme.
Anonymous 2025/08/02 (Sat) 03:22:02 No. 146389
>>146386 >Goon mention >Ignores literally all of the content of the post >But I really don't like "heckin subversions" of cape comics done by people who think Superman is "fascist". >Fundamental misunderstanding of the story You literally aren't worth any effort. You are an utter waste of a person. Talking to you is basically just establishing a pillory so that everyone can gawk at the village idiot. Avoid mentioning Watchmen again for your own image, thanks.
>>146387 Please don't conflate virtue ethics with autistically categorizing all that exists into "the political" of "friend" and "enemy" like a deranged retard.
>>146388 Yes, but there are two far more "special" than the rest.
Anonymous 2025/08/02 (Sat) 03:15:24 No. 146386
>>146368 >Someone as reactionary as you inherently dislikes deconstruction That's simply not true. As you said -bad writing is bad writing, good writing is good writing. Bad deconstructions have, however, become a cliche as of late (see Game of Thrones for the prime example).
I find deconstructions are best done by people who have a genuine love and passion for the source material they're parodying, and that's DEFINITELY not what Moore is doing. Moore belongs to the same camp as
GOONS who hate rines and then write "ironic" dating sim/VNs.
And I have no idea why you consider having a "platonic ideal of the status quo of story-telling" as a "reactionary" trait, when it's not reactionaries who rehash the "Star Wars formula" 57 times in a row.
As I've said before, I don't like cape comics. But I really don't like "heckin subversions" of cape comics done by people who think Superman is "fascist".
Anonymous 2025/07/31 (Thu) 06:58:07 No. 145849
>>145846 well, one thing I trust in is the fact that the fires of hell are stoked for goons
Anonymous 2025/07/31 (Thu) 06:53:12 No. 145845
>>145835 >Rent-free and I say this as someone who made an anti-goon manifesto. I recently looked into goon connections to the Eunuch Archive and WPATH and all their "ironic" shock image spamming and all I have to say is
you don't hate goons enough
you think you do but you don't
Anonymous 2025/07/31 (Thu) 06:22:50 No. 145835
>>145811 >the twitter police has decided you can't age characters up because "once a minor always a minor!" This is slightly understandable because you're aging up the character (largely unchanged in physical appearance besides size) for the sole purpose of sexo.
But again, uh, Homestuck^2; they're not kids anymore. You can just say you don't like Jake's mustache or whatever and that it's still the adult version of him.
>>145819 Rent-free and I say this as someone who made an anti-goon manifesto.
Anonymous 2025/07/31 (Thu) 03:06:47 No. 145819
>>145813 "It has been strongly established" that twitter goons should have no authority over what you can or can't ship or draw
Anonymous 2025/07/29 (Tue) 14:56:20 No. 145429
>>145427 Eeeeeh? Goon is fair but meta, it's niche at best and that's only applicable in early generations.
Anonymous 2025/07/29 (Tue) 14:48:42 No. 145427
>>145426 Where metatroids and goontroids meet….
Anonymous 2025/07/28 (Mon) 06:57:53 No. 145230
>>145229 The Sharty is complicit, but don't act like the masses of idiot underage script kiddies aren't being guided by a secret
GOON inner circle (much like their predecessors on Reddit and old /b/)
Anonymous 2025/07/21 (Mon) 23:58:16 No. 143868
>Alternatively >Class of 09 for troon gooners
Anonymous 2025/07/21 (Mon) 23:57:16 No. 143866
>>143861 >Splatterpunk but for troon gooners Holy shit, I hate it so
SMURFING much.
Anonymous 2025/07/20 (Sun) 17:58:13 No. 143543
>>143539 The
analysis…
Anonymous 2025/07/20 (Sun) 14:47:26 No. 143508
>>143482 I'd rather not see him at this point.
>>143483 "Something big" is coming, apparently, but if that's nothing to be excited about, at all. I legitimately do not care about what Hu¢¢ie makes, on its own. Everything outside of Homestuck (and large swathes of Homestuck itself) prove his voice is completely replaceable.
Any Twitter
TRICKSTER could have made Psycholonials. Any hipster douchebag could have made The Starlight Calliope and AIDs. Any goon could have made Special Olympics. Problem Sleuth is nice and all but a huge chunk of people who "like adventure games" make stuff like it- just look at /qa/.
He's just an unbearably dull "creative" which is why I'm convinced he's more just a shit person instead of any flavor of mentally ill. If he was mentally ill in the way that'd excuse his horseshit, he wouldn't have been able to get started on something like Homestuck. I refuse to extrapolate my thoughts on that much but I just don't see the case for decades worth of half-assery seriously stemming from depression, anxiety, whatever, as opposed to sheer laziness and a condescending, toxic worldview.
!shroomyssg 2025/07/19 (Sat) 20:21:47 No. 143407
>>143401 i was researching this last night wtf (not the gooning part)
Anonymous 2025/07/19 (Sat) 16:53:26 No. 143369
>>143366 >I thought he said SMURF, ass, and shit mostly I approve!
Anonymous 2025/07/19 (Sat) 06:51:24 No. 143272
Would you accept the offer of the goon fairy? Imagine a little fairy that jerks you off just a little bit all day, every day. Would you be OK with the potential (probable) brain damage if it meant a tiny stream of dopamine flowing into your brain for the rest of your life?
Anonymous 2025/07/16 (Wed) 16:36:19 No. 142692
>>142669 We'll finally know zoomers have "fully crashed out" when Misato worship ends because she's "problematic" and you also can't waifu Rei and Asuka because they're minors.
The end of Evangelion waifuery is the start of a new goon age.
Also, let's be honest, nobody's going to go for Ritsuko because that requires actually watching the anime (and she's a murderer.)
Anonymous 2025/07/15 (Tue) 19:56:46 No. 142564
>>142561 I'm getting real disgaea vibes from the synth flute
Anonymous 2025/07/14 (Mon) 10:21:57 No. 142367
>>142366 Awesomeface transcends goon, don't even start.
Anonymous 2025/07/14 (Mon) 04:20:16 No. 142302
>>142300 Don't degoonerify it, idiot.
Anonymous 2025/07/14 (Mon) 04:19:20 No. 142300
also it can be de-goonerfied since a lot of people have a bias against sexy annie mae girl games (very often subconsciously)
Anonymous 2025/07/14 (Mon) 04:10:15 No. 142286
>>142283 I'm not convinced that only goons (a pretty specific archetype in your personal social typology) are capable of rejecting vulnerability or sincerity.
Anonymous 2025/07/14 (Mon) 04:03:12 No. 142271
>>142265 do goons have a monopoly on it?
Anonymous 2025/07/14 (Mon) 03:58:23 No. 142265
>>142261 >>142263 We may be 怨霊s but we're not goons.
Anonymous 2025/07/05 (Sat) 20:44:23 No. 140193
>>140192 Still WRONG to assume
Anonymous 2025/06/29 (Sun) 14:38:41 No. 138665
Of course, this was a goon takeover BEFORE the great transpocalypse of 2015, so they still believe in ideas like "don't tell wwomen what being a woman is like if you're not a woman"
Anonymous 2025/06/29 (Sun) 14:06:24 No. 138643
>>138639 Old news, RPGnet was one of the earlier victims of the Hostile
Goon Takeover
Anonymous 2025/06/29 (Sun) 00:23:01 No. 138573
>>138572 Even doing it ironically is unacceptable to the reddit-twitter goonplex. You CAN'T have Nazis do cool stuff or do cool Nazi Super Science, no, it has to be Jewish Super Science that they stole (both because they're stupid Amalekite goyim who can't figure it out for themselves, and because they're hypocrites who are using knockoff ancient hebrew power armor while throwing Jews in concentration camps)
Anonymous 2025/06/27 (Fri) 23:39:37 No. 138369
Seriously, if you actually find iDubbz or Dunkey or Frank or Wendigoon or any of these homosexual s funny or endearing, shoot yourself in the head.
Anonymous 2025/06/27 (Fri) 06:39:38 No. 138225
>>138222 >As are you I make tons of jokes here. My goal is to enjoy myself. Not dunk on Rudy for being Russian or Russia or da' Juice or
DERSITES or even
wwomen .
>you just claim to be nootral because you want to present a Goon-X facade of detached "cool" apathy. I'm not neutral on a lot of things. But I'm not exactly in the
mu2tardblood ING ABOUT POLITICS trenches. I have my moments but I try to keep it to a minimum because it's not fun and it's a waste of time. You can call it Gen-X all you want, I know it's just avoiding becoming an obsessive retard.
Anonymous 2025/06/27 (Fri) 06:36:10 No. 138222
>>138221 As are you; you just claim to be nootral because you want to present a Goon-X facade of detached "cool" apathy.
Anonymous 2025/06/27 (Fri) 05:56:15 No. 138200
>>138197 >This might surprise you, but there are some people in existence who don't yet immediately recognize the tactics of Twitter (GOON) sociopaths.Yeah, no, Sonicfox would definitely be one of them.
Anonymous 2025/06/27 (Fri) 05:54:39 No. 138197
>>138195 >I find hard to believe that he did this for any reason other than him not being able to tell which way the wind was blowing. This might surprise you, but there are some people in existence who don't yet immediately recognize the tactics of Twitter (
GOON ) sociopaths.
Anonymous 2025/06/27 (Fri) 05:49:03 No. 138192
I remember a version of this with the hard R. Who is doing a rewrite of such a thing and why? There's this uncanny valley with safe edgy that leaves me baffled. It's something I guess we can correlate to the orbit around N1GG3R , always alluding to it but never directly saying it or going for the hard A instead. There's fake edgy that's understandable like poopoo sex weed haha violence but do NOT make a DIAP joke. Like that's a double standard that can be deconstructed in the labyrinthine levels of social and political palatability. Then there's fake edgy which would cause red flags to go off and eyebrows to be raised without "certain people" going full nuclear. This is the kind that confuses me. I can only imagine it is a transitional stage in every sense- tame youthful rebellion that will quickly be snuffed out in the early 20s. (Please don't post my DMs where I said "dood " and "retard", thank you) I find it nauseating for some reason. Maybe more than post-leftist edge. That's something that's just sort of internally consistent and self-policed, this is something with the pretenses of freedom that ultimately just amounts to innocence lost as the mass brow-beating of peers about having to be VEWY, VEWY PROFESSIONAL AND CONSCIENTIOUS about shitposts on the Internet sinks in and the standards lower to accommodate that and memoryhole shit. I suppose, on some level, just as we've seen with other demographics, memes are going to more strongly stratify along age lines of "Fake edgy", "GOON ORBIT", and "WHOLESOME 100 ZONE" I mean, we already talk about boomer memes. I think this is just the new lifecycle of the first generation of digital natives. It's like how you lose your baby teeth and then nothing ever comes back to replace them.
Anonymous 2025/06/23 (Mon) 17:34:06 No. 137263
https://wiki.evageeks.org/Anta_Baka!%3F Also, tactical Earth-shattering H2KE to goonbrain.
Anonymous 2025/06/23 (Mon) 14:00:06 No. 137187
Chastity cages… that unlock with signed transactions on Solana
Anonymous 2025/06/22 (Sun) 09:12:08 No. 136833
>>136832 Tell me about TADC shipping stonks. Who is the most popular pairing with Jax?
Anonymous 2025/06/20 (Fri) 23:38:37 No. 136410
>>136409 >>136395 Can you turn off damage numbers?
Anonymous 2025/06/20 (Fri) 06:36:42 No. 136343
>>136247 >What the SMURF are we doing? We had all the sincerity crushed out of us by Gen X goons back in the days when they'd use millennial /b/tards as their personal army. Then they discarded us for the unforgivable crime of liking big
titty in video games
Anonymous 2025/06/19 (Thu) 03:22:45 No. 136091
>>136088 Homestuck even at its peak was nowhere near the cultural impact of Undertale/Deltarune
in any case, the twitter (
GOON ) sociopaths have to ruin everything
Anonymous 2025/06/15 (Sun) 13:35:33 No. 135176
>>135173 >>135174 He was still predisposed to this kind of shit. Literally the only difference is that he's not publicly gooning to hypno with homoerotic ERP. #weirdguy
Anonymous 2025/06/12 (Thu) 23:39:41 No. 134698
>>134697 "That's not how it works."
Anonymous 2025/06/11 (Wed) 16:21:15 No. 134253
>>134250 >Imagine if a tumblr witch made a morose femgooner VN in her bedroom Sounds like slop.
>>134251 He never was.
Anonymous 2025/06/11 (Wed) 16:19:25 No. 134250
>>134249 It's meta from the first VN-player choice, I'd elevate it above slop. Imagine if a tumblr witch made a morose femgooner VN in her bedroom
Anonymous 2025/06/08 (Sun) 05:41:45 No. 133572
>>133571 wwomen are unironically the peepee poopooo sex weed demographic. To be a goon is to be emasculated in your media sensibilities.
>fan service in anime? YIKERS… Anonymous 2025/06/08 (Sun) 00:10:58 No. 133541
>>133540 Hneer, hirsute upper lip
Anonymous 2025/06/01 (Sun) 17:49:18 No. 131606
>>131605 Bluelady is clearly red
Anonymous 2025/06/01 (Sun) 07:07:23 No. 131529
>>131510 SRS was taken over early on by goons and effectively run by them
Anonymous 2025/06/01 (Sun) 06:13:14 No. 131508
>>131506 You know
the goonplex
the commiepedotroonplex
the internet mafia of anime-hating trust-funded gen-X
Anonymous 2025/06/01 (Sun) 06:09:39 No. 131505
>>131503 >I don't have to say whatever the FUARK you say I have to. I'm not saying you do.
I'm just saying that "Lefty Twitter" is part of the same Goonplex that gave us SRS.
Anonymous 2025/06/01 (Sun) 06:05:43 No. 131501
>>131493 >peepeepoopoo lefty Twitter Call them what they are:
GOONS Anonymous 2025/05/21 (Wed) 01:41:55 No. 129484
>>129483 Also, I'm drunk. I had a Piña Colada and some sake.
Even the local MEXicanx population seemed mixed on it and even though it did please my gorehound sadism to a reasonably sized… cup
(I don't know what this metaphor is trying to be), we, /ourpeople/, knew it was lacking. Two potato sacks of south North Americans (moid and femoid) gave it 8 and 6 respectively. That's pretty bad coming from Mexicans. Also, let me remind you that my BWC is literally built for Mexicans. I can handle dey spice, I'm into black metal and gothic rock, I love gory franchises that never end, I love to bicker with people, I have a weird amount of knowledge about Mexico from 1821 and 1853 and passion for its culture and history, I love Aztec-inspired designs because of Jack Kirby… I could go on.
Let it be known that I'm a catch in the sack for these beans…
Now something I forgot to bring up in my all-important babbypost which I will now "hold against the movie" since I was forced to go to a Thai restaurant with the world's most Junji Ito urinal placement, is my thoughts on talking to your baby beyond just the hypothetical of Daria not instantly slamming the
meizen button. I heard a baby say "I want to see the phone" and if one of your babbu's first words is "phone" then I think something is seriously wrong.
I think kids are at their best and learn their best when they're initiating conversation or just doing things on their own (NOISE POLLUTION: THE CULTURE, REEEEEEEEE.
) I'm sure (((studies))) say otherwise. But I think it's worth giving up the all-important (((verbal intelligence)) for stuff like spatial reasoning or intuition. I'm afraid that we're letting the associative relationships of fundamental
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>>129064 >a hipster that doesn't enjoy anything in earnest so, a
GOON Anonymous 2025/05/17 (Sat) 04:09:10 No. 128617
>>128561 Of course the
GOON mob edited this Wikipedia article.
Anonymous 2025/05/17 (Sat) 02:58:57 No. 128572
>>128566 Byuu was the protagonist of Bahamut's Lagoon which he became famous for translating. Byuu starts with a girlfriend. Eventually they get separated by JRPG plot device and she ends up with another guy. She writes Byuu letters that say stuff like, "Riding on his dragon is so much different from yours. It's bigger and faster." and you never win her back. In fact, the guy who steals her joins your party or something. I only loosely remember this from an article talking about Japan's top 3 most hated Squaresoft heroines.
Anonymous 2025/05/14 (Wed) 19:43:19 No. 128001
>>127999 Can we permaban anyone who says ‘goon’?
Anonymous 2025/05/06 (Tue) 04:27:56 No. 126474
>>126473 Nope. Shorter response wins, bwo.
Anonymous 2025/05/06 (Tue) 04:27:33 No. 126473
>>126472 oh but mentioning "gooncave" isn't also inherently horny?
Anonymous 2025/05/06 (Tue) 04:25:39 No. 126472
>>126471 >Horny Again, gooncave.
Anonymous 2025/05/06 (Tue) 04:24:14 No. 126470
>>126469 Oof, weaksauce. Go workshop the material in your gooncave, comrade.
Anonymous 2025/05/06 (Tue) 00:04:14 No. 126324
All I've done is like stressgoon 5 times
Anonymous 2025/04/25 (Fri) 21:44:48 No. 122984
>>122981 Dumbing of the Ages. An old but mold Something Awful + Bad Comics Wiki (goons who pretend to care about webcomics) classic.
Anonymous 2025/04/25 (Fri) 03:58:31 No. 122545
>>122544 why does
TRICKSTER get filtered but troon doesnt? do the transgender goons from SA get some privilege?
Rudy 2025/04/22 (Tue) 15:31:42 No. 121498
"Goon" word is
BIZNASTY on "go on" + "goo" words?
Anonymous 2025/04/22 (Tue) 02:06:37 No. 121258
>>121244 >>121245 >Fist In Fetus What the Hell was Marzipan's problem?
This is one of those exceptions (it's just an EP) personally curated by Daddy Satan himself.
They have the grindcore stuff down hard. They aren't as frantic (which is to be predicted) as you'd expect it to be (it's for a structural reason) but that doesn't make them loose their punchiness because of how well everything is mixed and the symphonic and, I want to say, jazzy bits are delicious flourishes. Even when you think it starts to get a bit too grandiose, there are some harsh or dissonant beats to ground it.
I know I usually harp on synths (though I'm not a
glub ing expert at identifying them) but again, it's an issue of mixing (and a lot of this album rides the line of electronica.) If these are synths, I can't tell- but it doesn't matter. The traditional instruments hear sound beautiful and crisp. Some of the parts remind me of a JRPG soundtrack (durr hurr nerd hears classical music and thinks JRPG - literally me-on-
M E X before.
)
I want to say it's really easy to take an idea like this and phone it in but this doesn't feel like it. It doesn't feel like a gimmick, it feels like they actually give a shit about the composition. Probably because one of the dudes involved in the project had experience with progressive metal.
>Finally some shrieking violins in my metalPost too long. Click here to view the full text. Anonymous 2025/04/22 (Tue) 00:36:43 No. 121186
>>121183 What would we do in a world without Zinc?
Anonymous 2025/04/20 (Sun) 20:19:54 No. 120572
>>120569 Northenlion is like a caricature of millennial Canadians for gen-Z. It's like a
glub ing minstrel show.
It's so weird watching him, though I've mostly did the Isaac ones. Man is the most inconsistent
glub er on the planet. I could do a whole little thesis on him. I guess it's good that he's getting a second-wind because he actually does have an interesting personality even if there is some goon (it's just xennialisms; xir're das goon) stink to it.
Anonymous 2025/04/20 (Sun) 17:02:50 No. 120530
>>120529 Yeah, they use the same "file" field on a post actually
It's beautiful, though
Anonymous 2025/04/20 (Sun) 01:34:32 No. 119986
>>119612 >The Vocaloid inclusion makes it sound like comes from a goon shithead or some other type "like that" that's mad that their ape tapes don't get enough respect or "hahahaha just glub music lol" I think it's just a dragnet troll image that attempts to get a rise by insulting "Thing That Is Popular On The Site Where I Am Going To Post This"
Another example:
Anonymous 2025/04/19 (Sat) 17:14:51 No. 119612
>>119501 I have over 100 albums on my list. This isn't how bingos work. You also can't catch me.
Don't know what the
glub The Beatles, Megadeath, and Bob Dylan are doing here unless
>Anything that's rated highly on RYM = RYMcore The Vocaloid inclusion makes it sound like comes from a goon shithead or some other type "like that" that's mad that their ape tapes don't get enough respect or "
hahahaha just glub music lol "
Anonymous 2025/04/18 (Fri) 12:03:30 No. 118610
>>118553 Isn't he only doing this due to a fan winning some of toblerone contest and requesting John to be trans?
Anonymous 2025/04/15 (Tue) 20:56:16 No. 117327
>>117325 Still not a complete sentence.
Anonymous 2025/04/15 (Tue) 17:38:39 No. 117192
>>117190 >Emeower type zoomer Zoomers are at a particularly insufferable intersection of "Hate people taking things too seriously" and "Have no sense of humor."
Even goons, maligned as they are, have more of a sense of humor that isn't so easy to
glub ing diffuse with anything out of their comfort zone. Yes, they may be mastubatory and smug but they know how to deal with things slightly out of their comfort zone better because they don't just completely break down and refuse to play.
Anonymous 2025/04/13 (Sun) 20:15:12 No. 116651
And… done. Our Queen!
"Her tail is black, though"
Anonymous 2025/04/11 (Fri) 10:23:46 No. 115632
>>115602 Many such cases with gooners.
Anonymous 2025/04/09 (Wed) 15:07:22 No. 114901
>>114900 /g/ or sturdychan would know the rites.
"But why"
The only wholesome use I can think of for ahegao-ifying pics is weaponized awkwaaard. Discouraging camwhores by ratcheting up the creepy gooner-ness of their perceived audience one level higher.
Problem is, they’d probably just acclimate, lean in and monetize the mutation (They already do the face willingly)
Maybe this kind of stuff could make regular
wwomen more cautious about posting their faces online? That’d be a small blessing, at least.
Anonymous 2025/04/07 (Mon) 05:10:03 No. 114220
>>114215 Pardon me, but did you mean to say "those aren't LIMINAL"
Anonymous 2025/04/07 (Mon) 01:24:14 No. 114115
>>114113 >It's fine to outgrow things t. troll's remorse goon
>UH, I JUST OUTGREW EDGY HUMOR, OKAY? SLURS JUST LIKE, AREN'T FUNNY. CAROLINE FUCKING CASH. POOPOO PEEPEE FOREVER.Anonymous 2025/04/07 (Mon) 01:22:42 No. 114113
>>114111 Goons just blanket hate WEIRD JAPAN EWWWW
It's fine to outgrow things
Anonymous 2025/04/07 (Mon) 01:18:30 No. 114111
>>114109 >These days I kinda feel "that shits's for teenagers I was thinking of it being spiced up if you included every media property so it doesn't get boring (Deadman Wonderland, Usogui, God's Will, Tomodachi Game, Liar Game)
Also, how goonish of you.
Anonymous 2025/04/07 (Mon) 01:01:45 No. 114103
>>114094 >What else is there besides Eva Miku, Death Note, Chainsaw Man, etc
But we all know that the eternal goon's one true fear is Eva.
Anonymous 2025/04/05 (Sat) 21:14:04 No. 113768
>>113767 The self-titled; I'm not sure where in-between the other two, it falls.
We get the typical sort of goonish "Eh, this shit sucks, whatever" half-assed paragraph and then the navel-gazing assmuncher. Which of these guides am I supposed to trust? They both suck ass. I'll just listen to the final album (self-titled… their second album) for completion's sake. I have no desire to listen to their last album (their last album) again.
Anonymous 2025/04/05 (Sat) 16:39:10 No. 113630
>>113595 AI has produced funny things. I don't give a fuck if it's a bubble because I'm busy looking at the rainbows created by its refractions.
People taking it seriously with either are silly and you'll come to see that's usually the case on most things.
It really isn't the goon ideology to think like this because the goon is quite self-serious. Let's nip that in the bud.
Anonymous 2025/04/05 (Sat) 16:33:59 No. 113624
>>113591 I always said "goons are the problem" but I never meant it quite so literally. Sure, the mod for /pol/ is shit but you're also the kind of person who'd make /pol/ insufferable pre-2015 anyway so.
Anonymous 2025/04/05 (Sat) 10:15:13 No. 113591
>>113588 I blame
GOON infiltrators and the jannies who were hired for the Gawker transition
GOON s have ruined so many websites, they're the people behind SRS and the Twitter mob
I would hope that they would age out of this crap and leave the internet alone, but seeing how that old fart
DIAP ape is still shitting up 4chan in his 50s, I doubt it
Anonymous 2025/04/05 (Sat) 06:16:38 No. 113477
>>113476 A whole bunch of children were killed by a cluster bomb earlier today. I have a RIGHT to be angry,
goon .
Anonymous 2025/04/04 (Fri) 22:45:08 No. 113353
>>113352 I hate that everyone just associates every interesting urban legend with Wendigoon and Nightmare Expo now because they made shitty videos about them.
Anonymous 2025/04/03 (Thu) 19:04:37 No. 112936
>>112933 The Coordinated Smear Campaign Against GuyGilchrist (No one sees Nanc4 as an "exceedingly identifiable badass", you deranged goon)
Anonymous 2025/04/01 (Tue) 03:35:31 No. 111722
>>111717 I thought goons fell out of cultural relevancy in 2005. Why can't they just fucking die already?
Anonymous 2025/03/27 (Thu) 17:22:12 No. 110054
>>110007 >Right. You just wanna reward the people who started the war. No, I don't. Frankly, I don't believe there is a solution to problems like this in the modern world. But you're not actually interested in my perspective beyond
so why bother.
>You're spiritually a goon. No, fuck off.
Anonymous 2025/03/27 (Thu) 09:20:20 No. 110007
>>109908 >It's just grim and there are no easy solutions. Letting Monke keep everything he's stolen is not a solution.
>I am very staunchly anti-war. Obviously, a lot more than you. Right. You just wanna reward the people who started the war.
>I'm not a goon, bwo. I fucking hate goons. You're spiritually a goon.
Anonymous 2025/03/27 (Thu) 05:07:17 No. 109908
>>109768 >Stop projecting your own ignorance just because YOU "don't know what a ukraine is". At the very least most normies heard of the Yuschenko poisoning and Maidan. "Yeah, okay."
>Once again, projecting your own ignorance. He LOVES Ukrainian floak.
>My principles are that you, and people like you, deserve to be put in camps and chemically sterilized. Because you are both evil, and retarded. I'm not. I thought we were on amicable terms.
>Right. You JUST DON'T CAAARE, MAN about the biggest and bloodiest war in Europe in the last eighty years. Are you, by any chance, a GOON or a Gen X-er? It's just
grim and there are no easy solutions. I push the care down, I am very staunchly anti-war. Obviously, a lot more than you.
>>109769 I'm not a goon, bwo. I fucking hate goons.
Anonymous 2025/03/26 (Wed) 08:30:10 No. 109769
Kill
goons . Behead
goons . Burn
goons .
DIAP goons . Gas
goons . Shoot
goons in the face. Stab
goons with a kitchen knife. Push pregnant
goons down the stairs. Run over
goons in the crosswalk with a Chevrolet Silverado. Break into
goon homes and steal
goon money. Mail a bomb to
goons . Gouge out
goons eyes. Use a blunt pocket knife to give
goons the Glasgow smile. Push
goons overboard into the ocean. Bury
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All right you fuck, you got me to respond:
>>109160 >It's just funny that people are outraged over a country they've never thought or or maybe even heard about before "CURRENT THING." Stop projecting your own ignorance just because YOU "don't know what a ukraine is". At the very least most normies heard of the Yuschenko poisoning and Maidan.
>Ukraine's unique culture worth preserving: Once again, projecting your own ignorance.
>>109169 >You can hardly call Babyshit principled when his virtue ethics don't apply to 90% of the world and he doesn't really talk about the 10%. My principles are that you, and people like you, deserve to be put in camps and chemically sterilized. Because you are both evil, and retarded.
>>109183 >No, I just don't care. War is wrong but it's everywhere. This is not my crusade. It's nobody's crusade. Right. You JUST DON'T CAAARE, MAN about the biggest and bloodiest war in Europe in the last eighty years. Are you, by any chance, a
GOON or a Gen X-er?
Anonymous 2025/03/24 (Mon) 22:26:18 No. 108867
>>108860 Touhou's montly favor came a long time ago… These are like skulking goons trying to raid a quiet village
Anonymous 2025/03/24 (Mon) 16:51:50 No. 108750
>>108749 No, it's literally peak fiction, bwo.
Anonymous 2025/03/21 (Fri) 15:00:39 No. 107672
>>107664 Oh, wait, nobody even replied to the rollpost last thread so…
>>107669 >but the gotcha lands ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ No, it doesn't. It said "if." Obviously, it's not a government-mandated pizza, retard. That would never exist. It's a very goon-like instinct to take a joke and deflate it with autistic thinking to feel a smug sense of superiority. The whole thing is smarmy and disingenuous and Hbomerguy is a huge dregass in general.
Thanks for adding this one, M E X . It's certified KVLTVRE. Anonymous 2025/03/21 (Fri) 07:29:48 No. 107617
>>107615 Eh? I've always pegged them as e-girl obsessed gooners, not so much troons. If anyone can ID a camwhore, it would be them.
But anyway, found her looking through GIS
https://linktr.ee/bouncyclown Anonymous 2025/03/19 (Wed) 19:54:18 No. 107130
Shitlord doesn't really work as a filter because it's an unironic Twitter goon insult ぶっちゃけ.
Anonymous 2025/03/19 (Wed) 17:13:41 No. 106964
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1VLBODeIHwo >Happy to see at least one person with the first game speaking up against nu-GoW >HUMANITY…. LE RESTORED… >Comments are a bunch of Redittors going "UM ACKSHULLY" >Lose faith and turn into sheer autistic rage Frankly, if you enjoy a single sad, bad game you should be shot in front of a firing squad.
Anonymous 2025/03/14 (Fri) 02:10:02 No. 104943
>>104941 Ask
M E X .
>>104942 Technically, the usage of the term book or novel is fairly recent so "it is."
Anonymous 2025/03/11 (Tue) 23:23:14 No. 103921
>>103918 Directed at who? Yourself? Hussler? Some new tiktok gooner bait?
Anonymous 2025/03/11 (Tue) 07:19:25 No. 103696
>>103695 It got late… Goondight
Anonymous 2025/03/09 (Sun) 00:15:26 No. 102092
>>101992 Yeah, they definitely don't call for mass-murder, especially not the creator of this very comic.
The alt-right is so disingenuous, it's embarrassing. The alt-lite is just embarrassing because their politics are fucking gay and retarded.
"Paleoconservatism with extra soy milk please."
Anonymous 2025/03/06 (Thu) 09:00:59 No. 101016
>>101014 There he is.
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE RUNNING JOKES ON A PSEUDO-ANONYMOUS FORUM BECAUSE I DON'T GET THEM IMMEDIATELY >>101008 Anonymous 2025/03/06 (Thu) 07:35:13 No. 100966
>>100965 >"Worth the six hours." You gooned to the effective
優しい人 oldry the whole time.
Anonymous 2025/03/03 (Mon) 01:39:09 No. 98889
>>98873 >when will it die already Never, because
The sharty is secretly run by the same GOONS who control the 4chan staff, in order to attack and kill altchans while disguising themselves as a cool anti-4chan-meid0 group Anonymous 2025/02/28 (Fri) 02:28:46 No. 97657
>>97651 >You don't have to shoot at them on the way out, you know. But it's funny to me.
>until someone gets upset enough to leave. He, literally, unironically would be better off not on here or on the Internet. There was no convincing him to get therapy or anything remotely psychological/psychiatric. If that's how he's going to be then he should just fuck off and like, work a quiet and live alone and stay off social media. We all know he's blatantly delusional, paranoid, and can be pushed to the point of complete incoherence.
I'd like to think this would ween him off fucking hypnosis gooning due to paranoia and I'd suggest that Araneadreg doesn't chase his tale but I don't have control over that.
I regret doing it and the only reason I did it was because I was angry. I do mean what I said- I wouldn't have said it if I knew it wasn't 2perg but that's more of a rationalization than anything.
Anonymous 2025/02/27 (Thu) 01:06:58 No. 96892
"Sorry, bwo, sharing any personal information is PURRRRRRRRRRRFORMATIVE. I'm just here to insult people
BIZNASTY on the personal information they give up, have technical conversations about codes, and espouse radical political beliefs on this board that's barely in the double digits."
Anonymous 2025/02/26 (Wed) 23:44:16 No. 96796
>>96795 >Er, goon much? Goons don't like violencia.
>wwas it DIAP? He looks Turkish.
Anonymous 2025/02/26 (Wed) 23:38:53 No. 96795
>>96794 >shittyballs pii22 filled cumbubble Er, goon much?
Also, xitter synchronicity
wwas it DIAP ? Anonymous 2025/02/26 (Wed) 21:20:12 No. 96575
>>96574 >which is ironic, since Goons are somehow even lamer than the furries and weebs they attack You can't just say that. Just look at
!
Anonymous 2025/02/26 (Wed) 21:18:52 No. 96574
>>96566 *for not being as
which is ironic, since Goons are somehow even lamer than the furries and weebs they attack
Anonymous 2025/02/26 (Wed) 21:16:06 No. 96566
>>96557 Because whatever "problematic" justification they cook up when they're posting in public is just a pretense.
They just wanna do what
goons have always done - bully 12 year old girls into suicide for Internet Cool as them.
They just realized they could get away with it more if they disguised their bullying as "social justice".
Anonymous 2025/02/26 (Wed) 01:40:24 No. 95977
>>95976 It's a gooner site
Anonymous 2025/02/25 (Tue) 17:03:41 No. 95709
>>95708 They're a subform of the eternal goon so never without a purge.
Anonymous 2025/02/24 (Mon) 21:25:05 No. 95425
>>95422 Stream it
>>95420 Warpig is obviously a wargamer pig, even the NV trenchcoat feels less gooney on a little cartoon pig. Jarpig would keep her pigtails of course, and it's elevated from being the typical /v/coomer lolibait.
Contentious brother and sister is much fodder for ideas and rapport than… whatever is on that booru. Is Wes supposed to be cool?
Anonymous 2025/02/24 (Mon) 18:09:12 No. 95210
>>95207 >VGH, the vaguely experimental TV network is airing an indie animation that I THINK IS LAME. Oh, that's what your low-effort contrarian "negativity is bad unless it's ironic" bullshit reminds me of!
Anonymous 2025/02/23 (Sun) 08:27:41 No. 94561
>>94548 I can't wait until that
GOON emoticon is retired and replaced with roxykittenpuke
Anonymous 2025/02/22 (Sat) 20:33:52 No. 93997
>>93996 >femgooner dark Calliope and the kids are too oblivious to see the mirror This is the worst sentence I've ever read.
>Her likes are “gore, misery porn, and adult games” Meijjy? Meijjy Dokkan?
Anonymous 2025/02/22 (Sat) 20:27:08 No. 93996
>>93626 >>93625 They even added femgooner dark Calliope and the kids are too oblivious to see the mirror
https://x.com/mahimahimeghan/status/1893004094907789370 Anonymous 2025/02/21 (Fri) 23:09:57 No. 93351
>>93331 A goon is a goon, HARD lefty or not.
>>93341 >I find vaguely leftist old person moralism inoffensive I do because it always amounts for "Rules for thee, not for me."
"I paid my debt to society (by getting rich off being transgressive), what you're doing is ACTIVELY HURTING PEOPLE SO I MUST BROWBEAT YOU."
Anonymous 2025/02/21 (Fri) 19:07:13 No. 93112
>>93110 >He's an old internet shitkicker, so I assume he'd be curious about edgier ones No, he wouldn't because he went full troll's remorse like every fucking goon. He'd dismiss anything remotely outside the MSPFA/Reddit circlejerk sphere as "a Hecking alt-right culture jam"
Anonymous 2025/02/21 (Fri) 18:39:11 No. 93074
>>93072 Yeah, that's the main value of it. He's alive and can be reached, somehow.
… Even if he is kind of the same goonish asshole as ever, even that is reassuring.
Anonymous 2025/02/21 (Fri) 15:58:21 No. 92874
Insufferably arrogant and insincere asshole can't even show even an iota of sincere good faith after how many years?
It has the appearance of good faith; it might motivate someone but where it's coming from is a prevailing sense of indifference to what he made and what YOU'LL make. If you're legitimately sated by this kind of shit, you're probably 500% more likely to join a literal cult or get into an abusive relationship.
>>92871 >>Critiques: Irony How can you legitimately give a fuck about the comic if you hate irony autism? It's all it is at the end.
>>Critiques: R Word >>Critiques: Aracial >>Critiques: Yiffy THE REAL HARD-HITTING ISSUES.
Reminder that these are the critical thinking skills of the people that "like" Homestuck.
>>92872 Just goons gonna' goon.
>>92873 You know how I feel about Megaten and yet I'd still much prefer you use LAW/CHAOS instead of MEAT/CANDY. MEAT and CANDY legitimately makes me fucking awkwaaard. Please, I'm fucking begging you.
Anonymous 2025/02/21 (Fri) 02:51:54 No. 92564
>>92562 He is a goon that lies and uses deceit.
Anonymous 2025/02/21 (Fri) 02:49:58 No. 92557
>>92554 Goon Using Lies & Deceit?
Anonymous 2025/02/19 (Wed) 17:12:49 No. 91589
>>91586 >curious use of goonsay Ironic ebonics is goony.
But that wasn't my real reason. Anonymous 2025/02/19 (Wed) 17:11:20 No. 91586
>>91581 curious use of goonsay
>>91582 >gave up on the server too quickly this is a real problem for sure. every time my friends try and get a server going these days, it ends up being a week or two of playing nonstop before it fizzles out almost instantly
Anonymous 2025/02/19 (Wed) 17:08:44 No. 91581
>>91579 They are not shitty. Step off my
8ITCH , homie.
Anonymous 2025/02/19 (Wed) 12:46:46 No. 91471
ultimate goon cave
Anonymous 2025/02/18 (Tue) 17:45:38 No. 90884
>>90881 Goons would be all "Muh CIA"
Anonymous 2025/02/18 (Tue) 17:45:08 No. 90881
>>90878 Goons, classic fighters of the well-known "Mind control is real" narrative supported by real gamers.
Anonymous 2025/02/18 (Tue) 13:01:26 No. 90641
>>90629 >Politics are fucking gay and have no place in nerd communities Then you should be against
goons pushing THEIR politics in nerd communities.
>>90633 >You'd be laughed out of the room with the way you talk. No I wouldn't, and I was there so I know from experience.
Anonymous 2025/02/18 (Tue) 08:57:58 No. 90564
>>90550 At maximum only a quarter of posters on /pol/ in 2017 had been around in 2014
a lot of
goons came to 4chan then after the Hillary toxx bans
and that's even before the massive brown jeet flood hit
/pol/ has become its own antithesis
Anonymous 2025/02/17 (Mon) 23:57:40 No. 90465
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/32510570/ I miss the days when doxing and threatening a 12 year old for making a tweet was considered abnormal.
Total goon death.
Rudy The Namefriend 2025/02/16 (Sun) 18:33:30 No. 89695
>>89656 >Goonspeed Goosepend
Anonymous 2025/02/09 (Sun) 23:02:06 No. 86677
>>86676 Usually tricksters use goon lowercaps
Anonymous 2025/02/05 (Wed) 01:30:19 No. 83590
>>83589 Needs more of the gooner sturdychan spirit
Anonymous 2025/02/02 (Sun) 06:43:45 No. 82283
>>82281 since you mentioned that, I've updated my chronicMasturbator to chronicGooner
Anonymous 2025/02/01 (Sat) 06:47:38 No. 81857
>>81853 It's Hu¢¢ie, so I'm going with option goonsay.
We'll give him credit for the admittedly clever reference to the MSPA character introductions with their room and VARIOUS INTERESTS
Anonymous 2025/02/01 (Sat) 06:24:24 No. 81853
>>81841 >>81843 Is it agreement, or
"i've acknowledged my flaws using irony, time to continue on without fixing them"
Anonymous 2025/01/30 (Thu) 04:24:33 No. 80848
>>80846 Are we talking the 2011 or 2021 usage of Goonette?
Anonymous 2025/01/30 (Thu) 04:22:32 No. 80846
i think porrim would be a feminist goonette
Anonymous 2025/01/26 (Sun) 11:53:27 No. 78859
>>78858 >Surely, I'd want to associate with those goon fucks. Respect the tradition…
Anonymous 2025/01/26 (Sun) 11:49:30 No. 78858
>>78853 >Dumbgarbage Ah, the pinnacle of the OLD GUARD. Surely, I'd want to associate with those goon fucks.
I don't like the idea, as a lover of babies, so I'm executive producer ex-naying it. Show some restraint. Something, something, the human ego.
Anonymous 2025/01/26 (Sun) 00:15:41 No. 78588
>>78585 It's the general trend of you making the dichotomy of
>WHOLESOME 100 THING BAD >CHUD THING GOOD Like I'm not allowed to speak my mind or have biases or that these encapsulate my thoughts in full. I know your mythological role (you should take the test, I forgot what I gave you) is Knight of Girlcock but stop half-assedly defending things
BIZNASTY on optics.
I vent about shit that annoys me, I'm sure you don't get nearly as much catharsis in playing Devil's advocate, so, just stop. Roll with the punches and try to make jokes instead.
I Am Most Often Very Up For Jokes Anonymous 2025/01/25 (Sat) 05:34:57 No. 78206
>>78204 i get it you just wanna goon to them…
Anonymous 2025/01/22 (Wed) 20:18:44 No. 77302
I think that /co/ HS thread has attracted the /aco/ contingent so they already have their comfy and undisturbed gooner circlejerk
Anonymous 2025/01/16 (Thu) 08:52:54 No. 75401
>>75400 > It ruined the movie for me. Can you not
>The only parts of the movie that are good is how there are two jokes in the movie that are basically just "haha, black people." Which is so fucking funny. Anonymous 2025/01/15 (Wed) 05:34:19 No. 74775
"Ironic islam" is a goon trait. It is NOT the GWOT era where putting Yakety Sax over footage of 9/11 will "heckin scare the squares". Your Al-Aqsa forum signature does not make you cool or edgy. You paid ten US dollars for NOTHING.
Anonymous 2025/01/12 (Sun) 19:31:53 No. 73602
>>73601 "Doesn't count as selling out unless it's NFT!"
Anonymous 2025/01/12 (Sun) 00:01:50 No. 73501
>>73499 >>73500 >Gooner is quite the generous word for "ped" you guys need to warn me if there's CP on a site before i type it into my search bar, fucksakes. i don't want to get the FBI at me door
Anonymous 2025/01/12 (Sun) 00:01:00 No. 73500
>>73499 Gooner is quite the generous word for "ped"
Anonymous 2025/01/11 (Sat) 23:59:52 No. 73499
>>73496 Thank god we don't get that, but…
StVrdychan proper (not sturdy co, the gooner boards) is rip-roaringly fast
Anonymous 2025/01/10 (Fri) 23:52:44 No. 73224
>>73222 You drag in the Puni posters and then you expose them to the nigs and fags and eventually you widdle them down into all you have are the most radicalized Jewish gooners to ever cum with a vengeance.
Anonymous 2025/01/07 (Tue) 22:55:47 No. 71385
Are Vaporeon and Espeon still the most viable?
Anonymous 2025/01/07 (Tue) 20:57:35 No. 71231
>>71228 What are they then, goon-san?
Anonymous 2025/01/07 (Tue) 20:56:50 No. 71228
>>71226 "Those ain't ya bros homie"
Anonymous 2025/01/07 (Tue) 07:59:20 No. 71018
this reeks of goonerisms
Anonymous 2025/01/07 (Tue) 02:30:09 No. 70540
>>70538 "It's more of a slice of life game so far, and…"
Anonymous 2025/01/06 (Mon) 00:54:55 No. 69504
>>69498 Notably anti-trans goons.
Anonymous 2025/01/05 (Sun) 20:58:52 No. 69042
>>69039 >I meant it in more of a "enlightened nerd who acts superior to everyone" way, but. That's goon. But a goon is something specific. Something dreadful.
>consider also that you just notice sfw less because it doesn't stand out to you I think SFW stuff that's just doodles is kind of depressing too. People aren't really expressing themselves to their full capacity if they're just drawing shipping art or whatever. Silly, little comics, sure, that's a past-time.
But I feel like the ratio is way off.
This mostly ties into the rather dreary view I have of the world of comics.
>I liked your style in the little doodle you made. it was cute and you should do more <3 "I can't draw when I have something in mind"
Improvised nonsense or the abstract always comes out a lot better. I have a bad problem with the pressure I exert with my utensil- if I was classically trained, it'd probably be one of the first things addressed. My loosey-goosey drawings have me making very light strokes which have a wide variety of textures and can make more swift movements. When I try to draw seriously, the lines are very thick and angular, like the Caliborn maymay. I wonder if that exact line of thought came from Hu¢¢ie's early experience as a sped kid learning to draw (I still use a static tripod grip which is again, part of why I use a specially thick mechanical pencil)
>now please compliment yourself so I can be free You need rest.
Anonymous 2025/01/05 (Sun) 20:52:51 No. 69039
>>69030 >Goons, notably anti-porn. I meant it in more of a "enlightened nerd who acts superior to everyone" way, but.
>Don't you want to tell a story or at least someone else express theirs? some people do for sure! others, probably not. there's a lot of porn because it pays well/gets attention in a way that only the most successful sfw art does, and also just because plenty of artists enjoy drawing nsfw (it's practically a stereotype; see also: disney artists and other famous pro animators drawing furry art and other lewds on the side)
consider also that you just notice sfw less because it doesn't stand out to you
>On that topic, I like to draw but I'm not very good at it and I don't have a tablet.I liked your style in the little doodle you made. it was cute and you should do more <3
now please compliment yourself so I can be free
Anonymous 2025/01/05 (Sun) 20:40:59 No. 69030
>>69028 Goons, notably anti-porn. I mean, I guess that's closer to other GOON'Ds I've gotten but think about it, you waste your talent on just drawing chicks with
diick2 for pay? Don't you want to tell a story or at least someone else express theirs?
>>69027 On that topic, I like to draw but I'm not very good at it and I don't have a tablet.
Anonymous 2025/01/05 (Sun) 17:34:35 No. 68746
>>68743 Ugh, again with the redundancy.
>>68745 >My Doppleganger, my Shadow. >He has a detestable aura of goon. And he reminds me of myself.