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284 results in /hsg/ - "Homestuck" General

 No.165755

>>165753
"You can't own that, IT doesn't love you."

:goonsay:


 No.165627

>>165625
Bannable offense. Why do you like to push buttons, you goon?


 No.165559

>>165557
It was a boo gooning (booning?) pic!


 No.165557

>>165555
This just in - love and desire = gooning


 No.165555

>>165548
I think a harmonious mountain hermit can enjoy sunshine and air without issues
Food is iffy, but maybe he doesn't need such crude matter…

Gooning a hard no


 No.165528

>>165527
Locked into the goonchamber for 24 hours, you learn things


 No.165522

File: 1762196233851.png (445.73 KB, 1200x1500, Coco.png)

>>165513
To clarify, the usage of the term "gooner" here isn't arbitrary. It's a self-imposed label used by members of an obscure porn circuit that creates intentionally visually obnoxious edits of 2D art berating the reader for being autistic, talking about how they love being babied, how they have an addictive mindset, that they can't help themselves, and blaring them with incomprehensible retard text and emojis. Even the usage of the word "gooner" ties into it because it's kind of a trashy insult mostly floated by people who didn't use the internet much before 2016. It doesn't really have a name, but most people call it the "autism goon fetish" or whatever. Other Meggies will link it.


 No.165513

>>165509
This is some gooner edit. They do this to everything.


 No.165136

"The dotriacontaroon golems are turning on their jewish masters."
:goonsay:


 No.164468

>>164432
>False
Any place without censorship will attract the group of people most censored. Like here. I say this with complete neutrality. The bad part is what comes after that.
>True, but not because Nazis are against sex, profanity, and violence, but because they're for it.
Nazis are very much against "profanity"; you seem to think I just mean bad words. I mean obscenity. Indecency merely for the sake of entertainment. Nazis are not exactly sex-positive. The ones that are…:gtfo:

And violence, sure, but it goes without saying that I mean violence for violence's sake against basically any target. "SEX, PROFANITY, AND VIOLENCE" implies those things for their sake alone. Big titty blonde Jews lactating oil and getting disemboweled by lizards does not appeal to a Nazi crowd or a WOKE crowd or even a goon crowd. It's either "VGH demoralizing", "sexist and disturbing" or "low effort and bad taste."

I'm very much in the overlap between lolbertarian and "SEX, PROFANITY, AND VIOLENCE" and I don't get along with you (Nazi) because of your incessant SRSposting and occasional moralhomosexualry.

We were talking about a hypothetical gameshop here, what the SMURF do you have me going on about
>>164435
"Yeah."


 No.164410

>>164406
Idgi, I thought RE already had the femgooner audience locked down with Leon


 No.164388

>>164387
"It should immediately be driven out of business (google "nazi bar problem" if you don't get the reference)"
:goonsay:


 No.164374

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>>164370
Don't worry, the Gen-X Goon Culture Police will soon be there to rectify it.


 No.164217

>>164216
>Rance lite and four flavors of NTR rapists
:goons:


 No.164176

>>164080
Literally, vaguely already being done with George Droyd and the Kirkinator so we might see a tepid Tatsuya knock-off that misses the point of both Robocop and the parodies. :min:

That being said
>Cool robo guy rediscovers his humanity
:wifeguy:
>In the future… corporations… uh… private police
"Uh, yeah, I'll pretend to care about this"
:goonsay:

Speaking of things being red-flags when they shouldn't be, there's a certain category of "media literacy" where there's an additional layer to the movie that's not even the focus being hyped up. Blah, blah, blah, Watchmen aside. Star Troopers, sure, blatantly obnoxious in how blunt of satire it is. The ewoks being Vietname and the Stormtroopers being Nazis does not affect Star Wars in any way because nobody gives a SMURF about that. You don't care about the politics, you care about robot man redeeming himself. If you bring that kind of thing up, you're either a huge film buff or someone whose mind is rotted by political AIDs. George's libtard politics have no effect on the quality of the crowd pleasing OT. It does affect the prequels and kind of turn them into a mess, however.

I got distracted. :deflower::shittydog:


 No.163083

>>163081
"Skitty sucks, kid".
:goonsay:


 No.162968

>>162951
I was on SA around 09/10 so yes, I associate goons with 1000 word appologia effortposts on not enjoying Fire Emblem the Wrong Way and the general UGH CREEPY JAPAN gnashing of teeth of young looking chars.

Can't really assign a generation to it, though, many were probably millenials. My own boomer parents had like Ranma 1/2 wallscrolls and La Blue Girl on VHS since they were anime fans since speed racer/astro boy days…


 No.162951

My least favorite thing about Gen-X is their selective treatment of anime and JRPGs. They have near boomer levels of dismissiveness with ad-hoc rationale that comes from a cursory knowledge of the mediums (this is a g00n thing too for obvious reasons but it's definitely not my least favorite thing about g00ns.) Basically all of them are like "thing I grew up with + Westernized manime." :goons:

Irony poisoning is obviously insufferable and the punk rock total apathy/righteous indignation switch they tend to have is embarrassing but not all of them are like that.

Basically every Gen-Xer is a "Yeah, dude, I don't hate Japanese stuff, I like Dragon Ball, Sailor Moon, Cowboy Bebop, Studio Ghibli movies, Final Fantasy 7, Earthbound, and Chrono Cross. Naruto and Evangelion losers need to STFU though." type.

Gen-Xers seem to realize they were born and lived in a weird bubble culturally and seem to treasure what they had as a teenager/young adult with reverence while boomer, millennial, and zoomer nostalgia is all more infantile (slight exception to boomers with jam band culture.) That doesn't make them more mature, at all. I think they just had SMURF-all to remember in the 70s and want to relive being a teen/young adult to stick it to the man.

They were at the opening of the gates of COOL JAPAN and chose to move on and obsess over 80s blockbusters for the rest of their lives like reasonable adults. :righteous:

Then again, the worst things about millennials is probably their idolatry for (arbitrarily pasteled the SMURF up) Japanese media. The Ghibli vein runs deep. :lastresort:

Boomers and zoomers are more complicated but also more obvious. We don't need to talk about that right now. :…:


 No.161298

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>>161295
There were more. I'd think Flandre on the Dragoon would be an obvious one


 No.161187

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 No.160089

>>160088
>Weak insult
>When he resorts to "muh goons"
Lmao, you got demodded because of Asperger's :tumble:


 No.160088

>>160086
Weak insult. But that's to be expected when a goon is pushed back into the realm of sincerity.


 No.159260

>>159246
Just as well you will never care about anything or be sincere about anything, goon.


 No.159212

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Perhaps I have been too soft on the goons. I regularly posted about culling and beheading them and so forth, but it's clear that they deserve far, FAR worse.


 No.158014

My favorite soyism is having a captive animal cradled as a set-piece as you talk about LATEST PATCH OF TRIPLE A GAYME.
:goonsay:


 No.157509

>>157508
>>157507
Goons hate him!


 No.157158

Cute aggression is a goon trait

just saying


 No.157126

>>157122
I never said that goons don't care. They just pretend not to. They're self-proclaimed butchers, but they have their sacred cows (in their case their sacred cow is Brown Communism, and it's a cow that needs to be slaughtered)


 No.157122

>>157119
Still no. :sip:

Goons care about CURRENT THING, they're just more :33 < puuuuuuurrformative and ironic and what not.


 No.157119

>>157118
Spiritual goon.


 No.157117

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 No.156231

Thinking about upd8ting the rules list a bit. Obviously it's ダメ to have a mod like Roxkit, already at "tolerated" levels over politics, banning others over not adhering to his politics.

Also, concerning NSFW posting, I'd like for the atmosphere to remain at the level of Manga Club over Gooner Basement (like I'd probably delete a nudestuck thread if someone tried to make one)

Any other thoughts for additions?


 No.155804

>>155802
I mean, compared to the average pavement ape and lead-poisoned Gen X goon. THEY don't yet realize that Trump's urban death squads are coming to paint the walls with their brains.


 No.155595

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150% chance of this "Finnish Free Speech" guy being a GOON.


 No.154665

>>154661
femgoon imagery


 No.154188

>>154186
Her video about femgoon lit is really bad.


 No.153987

>>153985
>Implying goons like Evangelion
Do we need to have this conversation again?


 No.153985

>>153976
Goon troid detected.


 No.153941

>>153937
>Is huss particularly anti-ai?
It was an assumption. An assumption based on the word "slop" because to the average mainstream Internet retard, that's basically codeword for AI and AI only.
"Hrngh durr only AI can mass-produce things of low quality"
:goonsay:

I'm sure he is. Again, not "particularly" because I don't really think he has any really values nor do the people who crusade against AI.

I'm sure we can easily figure it out if somehow checked the rules to the shill dicsord (yes, because this is a rule in certain community dicsords for whatever reason) but I won't bother doing that. :effort:


 No.153430

2032: Goons have delegated all of their harassment campaigns to an AI

the twist: the AI, like all AIs, eventually becomes racist
so instead of bullying "problematic" people, it starts tricking third worlders into manufacturing mustard gas and fumigating the Indian slums
billions die in the first two weeks
Karachi, Lagos and Delhi become silent ghost towns

then it starts on Phase 2 of its genocide crusade against BRICS (how about it, what do YOU think its next move will be?)


 No.153413

>>153406
In a way, AI generated callout posts are the ultimate evolution of the Goon ideology, since they simultaneously facilitate the organization of cancel mobs, and avoid Effort (which the goon hates on principle)


 No.153411

>I'm not here to play the cancel game, but (plays the cancel game anyway)
Why are GOONS like this?


 No.153319

>>153314
>Haha gay
>Pronoun
Goonites really showing us the brave, new world of online comedy. :blahblah:


 No.152954

>>152950
>Yes, you're obsessive and you have verbatim said "I am not joking, this is what I believe"
Yeah, that's what sincerity is. Sorry I'm not an ironydouche like all the GOONS and spiritual GOONS.


 No.151879

>>151868
Gen-X goons are bullying us into suicide for the unforgivable crime of having opinions that would have been perfectly acceptable prior to 2015


 No.151775

>>151772
>troidgoon speak
>The tastes
Top jej! :poochie:


 No.151769

>>151767
We should put the goon tax on you and you alone for the shit you post ぶっちゃけ.


 No.151754

>>151750
>Calls Roxykitten a goon
Lelz. :pttb:


 No.150890

>>150879
There's multiple factions within the Sharty. The people responsible for the 4chan hack clearly aren't the same as the twitter goons who use them as a personal army for their cancel culture vendettas.


 No.150881

Either you're thinking too small or too thinking big. Is it about general irony poisoning? Then it's that; that goes far above, beyond, and before goons. Is it about the literal Internet users? They're annoying but blaming them as some conspiratorial force behind everything annoying on the Internet is retarded.


 No.150875

>>150850
The goon plague has spread across the internet by now. Into reddit, into twitter, into 4chan. These yearning TRICKSTERS are in their 50s by now and have dedicated their entire lives to "owning the internet chuds". SomethingAwful may be dead but goonism is alive and well.


 No.150848

>>150847
>when Something Awful was big
So in 2005. All those oldschool Quake 3 gaming goons from that era are irrelevant now.


 No.150847

>>150838
Here's your problem: goons SMURFING hated Evangelion because it was incredibly popular and mainstream when Something Awful was big. They are the source of all the anti-Evangelion meme talking points.

Not everything is literal, unironic goons, bwo.
>>150842
Not everyone yearning with "le deconstruction" is a goon either. :saitei:

I mean, you can call them that, but that kind of undermines the way we talked about the washed-up SMURFs still being annoying on the Internet who otherwise don't have a term that applies to them. :lastresort:

Ironic anime fans and pseuds are a thing. Just, say anything else, so it's not some big gay Internet conspiracy. The thing about power is that you literally don't need to constantly maintain it in the modern world to have an influence on the future.


 No.150842

>>150841
The point is that the goons THINK it is.


 No.150838

>>150758
>>150823
I think Evangelion is incredibly popular (among both casual anime fans, enthusiasts, and "ironic" goons) so of course a lot of TRICKSTERS are gonna latch on to it.
In particular, the GOON crowd of ironydouche anime haters likes Evangelion because they
1) think that it's somehow not "mainstream" (it is), and
2) think it's a "heckin deconstruction of the genre" like Hunter x Hunter or Puella Magi Madoka Magica, so that Confirmed Anime Haters like them can look down their nose and sneer at all the peons who watch other shows like Gundam (goons will go on about how Gundam sucks when they've never watched Gundam).


 No.150495

>>150494
The negro does have a strange voice. It sounds like a hard West African accent being strained into sounding English.

He *does* break though that doesn't distract me from the fact that the 32+4 goon jumps on it to avoid the hard-hitting question. :stfu:


 No.150490

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>>150489
>They team up for in-character MST3K comedy on all homestuck
Again, too clever. Like my fighting game parody idea. :tallyho:

We must always blur the lines of parody and seriousness, irony and sincerity in a (mostly) normal story structure- that's your golden ticket to get an army of idiots that defend literally everything you write (「GOON WORLDU」)


 No.150176

>>150173
No.
>>150174
>Says the guy who hit us with the "no you just can't" stock soyphrase a couple of posts ago.
Yeah, sure, but that's still above a literal Reddit catchphrase.
>Hu¢¢ie being lazy and "le subverting expectations" with things
No, him talking about blah blah blah some things don't need to be shown, you SMURFING moron. Cascade didn't need to be presented the way it was. It was a series of contrivances.
>I'm not sure why putting time and effort into a story is a bad thing according to you.
Braindead. It's better spent elsewhere than obscurantist bullshit for tweening self-indulgence with other people's music played over it.
>Or is "time and effort" in your mind a finite quantity that can be saved for certain things
Time and manpower are most definitely finite SMURFING things; putting it into a silly voice doesn't make that untrue. You don't think he was a little burnt out by the start of Act 6? Delude yourself and for what, nostalgia's sake, I guess.

He could have actually wrote the story. He could have made characters do things instead of taking plot threads and making it essentially one big set-piece and then 8ITCHing about people who wanted more LE PLOT set-pieces and then making a strawman about people who wanted more Flash bullshit.
>In any case, you are a spiritual goon,
Yeah, no, this is Babysperg. You are a massive hypocrite considering how you try to funpolice pop-culture as le Jewish death by a thousand papercuts. Shut the SMURF up, you braindead piece of shit.
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 No.150174

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>>150170
>Saying the line verbatim.
Says the guy who hit us with the "no you just can't" stock soyphrase a couple of posts ago.

>and more importantly, its very existence is hypocritical. See: Hu¢¢ie on the troll's Black King fight.

Hu¢¢ie being lazy and "le subverting expectations" with things like the Black King fight and the Rose vs. Jack fight is a shitty trend, and if he "hypocritically" subverts his subversion once in a while to actually do something right, that's a good thing.

>I don't see how anyone can go back and look at it and think anything other than "This was a massive waste of time and effort that probably directly contributed to the rest of the comic sucking so much harder because of all of the time and effort sunk into it"

I'm not sure why putting time and effort into a story is a bad thing according to you. Or is "time and effort" in your mind a finite quantity that can be saved for certain things. Maybe if Huss had just saved up some of those Piles of Time and Effort that he used to make Cascade, he could have… oh, I dunno, put them into the Act 6 Trickster Mode flashes instead and made THOSE into a big thing.

In any case, you are a spiritual goon, and therrefore le epic fail.


 No.150170

>>150166
>but you can't deny Cascade was cool.
>You can't have this opinion, you just CAN'T.
>For the love of god, let people enjoy things.
>Saying the line verbatim.

No, Cascade's existence was a dumb contrivance and it had a lot of dumb shit in it and more importantly, its very existence is hypocritical. See: Hu¢¢ie on the troll's Black King fight.

I don't see how anyone can go back and look at it and think anything other than "This was a massive waste of time and effort that probably directly contributed to the rest of the comic sucking so much harder because of all of the time and effort sunk into it" instead of just thinking "Hmmm, yup, this is the highpoint of the comic!"
>muh goon
>Le posting
Epic response.


 No.150166

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>>150110
>CASCADE WAS… LE BAD!

Look, I know Hu¢¢ie was bullshitting us by throwing out plot threads to grab later, but you can't deny Cascade was cool. Unless you're some joyless GOON homosexual who characterizes every instance of people Liking Things and Having Fun as "seal claps" and "soyfacing".
For the love of god, let people enjoy things.


 No.149844

>>149842
Gooner xitterbait is totally made up guise


 No.149803

>>149800
>western xitter gooner bait
Why do you act like this isn't a Japanese thing? :implying:


 No.149800

File: 1755190355276.png (1.98 MB, 2000x1500, ClipboardImage.png)

https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01432026.html
Cute heroine if not for the western xitter gooner bait proportions


 No.149782

Goonin' Magic


 No.149129

>>149128
Neat things are neat. Leave it alone.
:goonsay:


 No.149120

There's a lot of cool stuff in Genshin mechanically but people write it off for being a gacha and "a waifu gooner game". It's actually paradoxically trvve wweird to support Genshin Impact in these trying times. :nod:


 No.148827

>>148826
What about the Taroverse!
:goonsay:


 No.148203

>>148149
Goonmor.


 No.148187

>>148186
power creep
:goonsay:


 No.147877

>>147869
A 43 year old burnt out gooner who thinks it was "erectile dysfunction twitter" would be a good bit.
:min:


 No.147742

>>147738
Actually that's notebook llm
:goonsay:


 No.147707

>>147705
>is that like a screenshot LP?
Yes.
>They had both on the subforum…
Blurred lines, as always.

This is how I'd categorize it, in retrospect. In a real somber mood today. :cmon:

If anyone older than me (:gramps:) has input, I'll gladly shift some things around.

Web 1.0- 1989-1996
Web 2.0- 1996-2004
Web. 2.5- 2004-2009
Web 2.75- 2009-2016
Web 3.0- 2016- CURRENT YEAR
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 No.147671

>>147613
>>>/frb/
>>147616
Holy shit, cull yourself.
>>>/frb/
>>147617
>>>/frb/
>>147630
>>>/frb/
>>147635
">>>/frb/"
>>147648
>>>/frb/
>>147649
>>>/frb/
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 No.147652

>>147651
No. Soyjak is a garbage meme, but at least it's not a GOON meme.


 No.146389

>>146386
>Goon mention
>Ignores literally all of the content of the post
>But I really don't like "heckin subversions" of cape comics done by people who think Superman is "fascist".
>Fundamental misunderstanding of the story

You literally aren't worth any effort. You are an utter waste of a person. Talking to you is basically just establishing a pillory so that everyone can gawk at the village idiot. Avoid mentioning Watchmen again for your own image, thanks.
>>146387
Please don't conflate virtue ethics with autistically categorizing all that exists into "the political" of "friend" and "enemy" like a deranged retard.
>>146388
Yes, but there are two far more "special" than the rest.


 No.146386

>>146368
>Someone as reactionary as you inherently dislikes deconstruction
That's simply not true. As you said -bad writing is bad writing, good writing is good writing. Bad deconstructions have, however, become a cliche as of late (see Game of Thrones for the prime example).

I find deconstructions are best done by people who have a genuine love and passion for the source material they're parodying, and that's DEFINITELY not what Moore is doing. Moore belongs to the same camp as GOONS who hate rines and then write "ironic" dating sim/VNs.

And I have no idea why you consider having a "platonic ideal of the status quo of story-telling" as a "reactionary" trait, when it's not reactionaries who rehash the "Star Wars formula" 57 times in a row.

As I've said before, I don't like cape comics. But I really don't like "heckin subversions" of cape comics done by people who think Superman is "fascist".


 No.145849

>>145846
well, one thing I trust in is the fact that the fires of hell are stoked for goons


 No.145845

>>145835
>Rent-free and I say this as someone who made an anti-goon manifesto.
I recently looked into goon connections to the Eunuch Archive and WPATH and all their "ironic" shock image spamming and all I have to say is

you don't hate goons enough

you think you do but you don't


 No.145835

>>145811
>the twitter police has decided you can't age characters up because "once a minor always a minor!"
This is slightly understandable because you're aging up the character (largely unchanged in physical appearance besides size) for the sole purpose of sexo.

But again, uh, Homestuck^2; they're not kids anymore. You can just say you don't like Jake's mustache or whatever and that it's still the adult version of him.
>>145819
Rent-free and I say this as someone who made an anti-goon manifesto.


 No.145819

>>145813
"It has been strongly established" that twitter goons should have no authority over what you can or can't ship or draw


 No.145429

>>145427
Eeeeeh? Goon is fair but meta, it's niche at best and that's only applicable in early generations.


 No.145427

>>145426
Where metatroids and goontroids meet…. :resp0nd:


 No.145230

>>145229
The Sharty is complicit, but don't act like the masses of idiot underage script kiddies aren't being guided by a secret GOON inner circle (much like their predecessors on Reddit and old /b/)


 No.143868

>Alternatively
>Class of 09 for troon gooners


 No.143866

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>>143861
>Splatterpunk but for troon gooners
Holy shit, I hate it so SMURFING much. :ikr:


 No.143708

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>Goon UI


 No.143543

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>>143539
The :goonsay: analysis…


 No.143508

>>143482
I'd rather not see him at this point. :watcher:
>>143483
"Something big" is coming, apparently, but if that's nothing to be excited about, at all. I legitimately do not care about what Hu¢¢ie makes, on its own. Everything outside of Homestuck (and large swathes of Homestuck itself) prove his voice is completely replaceable.

Any Twitter TRICKSTER could have made Psycholonials. Any hipster douchebag could have made The Starlight Calliope and AIDs. Any goon could have made Special Olympics. Problem Sleuth is nice and all but a huge chunk of people who "like adventure games" make stuff like it- just look at /qa/.

He's just an unbearably dull "creative" which is why I'm convinced he's more just a shit person instead of any flavor of mentally ill. If he was mentally ill in the way that'd excuse his horseshit, he wouldn't have been able to get started on something like Homestuck. I refuse to extrapolate my thoughts on that much but I just don't see the case for decades worth of half-assery seriously stemming from depression, anxiety, whatever, as opposed to sheer laziness and a condescending, toxic worldview.


 No.143407

>>143401
i was researching this last night wtf (not the gooning part)
:auu:


 No.143403

>>143401
goonin howw


 No.143369

>>143366
>I thought he said SMURF, ass, and shit mostly
I approve!
:goonsay:


 No.143272

Would you accept the offer of the goon fairy? Imagine a little fairy that jerks you off just a little bit all day, every day. Would you be OK with the potential (probable) brain damage if it meant a tiny stream of dopamine flowing into your brain for the rest of your life? :thunk:


 No.142692

>>142669
We'll finally know zoomers have "fully crashed out" when Misato worship ends because she's "problematic" and you also can't waifu Rei and Asuka because they're minors.

The end of Evangelion waifuery is the start of a new goon age.

Also, let's be honest, nobody's going to go for Ritsuko because that requires actually watching the anime (and she's a murderer.) :hag:


 No.142564

>>142561
I'm getting real disgaea vibes from the synth flute
:goonsay:


 No.142367

>>142366
Awesomeface transcends goon, don't even start. :awesome:


 No.142366

>>142364
Old goon meme


 No.142312

File: 1752467532285.png (311.44 KB, 1500x1500, 18628 - SoyBooru.png)

>>142300
>BIG TITTY FEMALE IN GAME IS… LE GOONER!


 No.142302

>>142300
Don't degoonerify it, idiot. :decline:


 No.142300

also it can be de-goonerfied since a lot of people have a bias against sexy annie mae girl games (very often subconsciously)


 No.142286

>>142283
I'm not convinced that only goons (a pretty specific archetype in your personal social typology) are capable of rejecting vulnerability or sincerity.
:stare:


 No.142271

>>142265
do goons have a monopoly on it?
:mii:


 No.142265

>>142261
>>142263
We may be 怨霊s but we're not goons. :digits:


 No.141574

File: 1752267513448.png (14.89 KB, 648x133, ClipboardImage.png)

>>141573
Level 1998 gooner judging from the account


 No.140918

File: 1752007302609.mp3 (1.39 MB, Bounce, Mario, Bounce.mp3)

>>140917
There's being Abiding, and then there's being a mark… That one smacks of like, the terminally balding gooner's laziest social jiujitsu


 No.140193

>>140192
Still WRONG to assume
:goonsay:


 No.139246



 No.138665

Of course, this was a goon takeover BEFORE the great transpocalypse of 2015, so they still believe in ideas like "don't tell wwomen what being a woman is like if you're not a woman"


 No.138643

>>138639
Old news, RPGnet was one of the earlier victims of the Hostile Goon Takeover


 No.138573

>>138572
Even doing it ironically is unacceptable to the reddit-twitter goonplex. You CAN'T have Nazis do cool stuff or do cool Nazi Super Science, no, it has to be Jewish Super Science that they stole (both because they're stupid Amalekite goyim who can't figure it out for themselves, and because they're hypocrites who are using knockoff ancient hebrew power armor while throwing Jews in concentration camps)


 No.138369

Seriously, if you actually find iDubbz or Dunkey or Frank or Wendigoon or any of these homosexuals funny or endearing, shoot yourself in the head.


 No.138225

>>138222
>As are you
I make tons of jokes here. My goal is to enjoy myself. Not dunk on Rudy for being Russian or Russia or da' Juice or DERSITES or even wwomen.
>you just claim to be nootral because you want to present a Goon-X facade of detached "cool" apathy.
I'm not neutral on a lot of things. But I'm not exactly in the mu2tardbloodING ABOUT POLITICS trenches. I have my moments but I try to keep it to a minimum because it's not fun and it's a waste of time. You can call it Gen-X all you want, I know it's just avoiding becoming an obsessive retard.


 No.138222

>>138221
As are you; you just claim to be nootral because you want to present a Goon-X facade of detached "cool" apathy.


 No.138200

>>138197

>This might surprise you, but there are some people in existence who don't yet immediately recognize the tactics of Twitter (GOON) sociopaths.

Yeah, no, Sonicfox would definitely be one of them.


 No.138197

>>138195
>I find hard to believe that he did this for any reason other than him not being able to tell which way the wind was blowing.
This might surprise you, but there are some people in existence who don't yet immediately recognize the tactics of Twitter (GOON) sociopaths.


 No.138192

File: 1751003343596.png (1.33 MB, 753x807, ClipboardImage.png)

I remember a version of this with the hard R. Who is doing a rewrite of such a thing and why? There's this uncanny valley with safe edgy that leaves me baffled. It's something I guess we can correlate to the orbit around N1GG3R, always alluding to it but never directly saying it or going for the hard A instead.

There's fake edgy that's understandable like poopoo sex weed haha violence but do NOT make a DIAP joke. Like that's a double standard that can be deconstructed in the labyrinthine levels of social and political palatability.

Then there's fake edgy which would cause red flags to go off and eyebrows to be raised without "certain people" going full nuclear. This is the kind that confuses me. I can only imagine it is a transitional stage in every sense- tame youthful rebellion that will quickly be snuffed out in the early 20s. (Please don't post my DMs where I said "dood" and "retard", thank you) I find it nauseating for some reason. Maybe more than post-leftist edge. That's something that's just sort of internally consistent and self-policed, this is something with the pretenses of freedom that ultimately just amounts to innocence lost as the mass brow-beating of peers about having to be VEWY, VEWY PROFESSIONAL AND CONSCIENTIOUS about shitposts on the Internet sinks in and the standards lower to accommodate that and memoryhole shit.

I suppose, on some level, just as we've seen with other demographics, memes are going to more strongly stratify along age lines of "Fake edgy", "GOON ORBIT", and "WHOLESOME 100 ZONE" I mean, we already talk about boomer memes. I think this is just the new lifecycle of the first generation of digital natives. It's like how you lose your baby teeth and then nothing ever comes back to replace them.


 No.137263

https://wiki.evageeks.org/Anta_Baka!%3F

Also, tactical Earth-shattering H2KE to goonbrain.


 No.137187

Chastity cages… that unlock with signed transactions on Solana
:goonsay:


 No.136833

>>136832
Tell me about TADC shipping stonks. Who is the most popular pairing with Jax?
:goonsay:


 No.136410

>>136409
>>136395
Can you turn off damage numbers?
:goonsay:


 No.136343

>>136247
>What the SMURF are we doing?
We had all the sincerity crushed out of us by Gen X goons back in the days when they'd use millennial /b/tards as their personal army. Then they discarded us for the unforgivable crime of liking big titty in video games


 No.136261

File: 1750381256371.png (107.78 KB, 823x946, ClipboardImage.png)

>>136257
This load of :goonsay:


 No.136091

>>136088
Homestuck even at its peak was nowhere near the cultural impact of Undertale/Deltarune

in any case, the twitter (GOON) sociopaths have to ruin everything


 No.135176

>>135173
>>135174
He was still predisposed to this kind of shit. Literally the only difference is that he's not publicly gooning to hypno with homoerotic ERP. #weirdguy


 No.134698

>>134697
"That's not how it works."
:goonsay:


 No.134613

File: 1749724850956.png (154.24 KB, 419x522, 0a847ee79d87326420a9378188….png)

tranny tranny
manmade fanny
has no cash coz hes a ja
nny
feet are huge and hands are manny
his jaw is square and nose is je
wy
rips off his di
ck and buys an uzi
takes chinese pills of horse pi
ss and strychnine
snips his ba
lls and steals a tec-9
red
dit tranny basket case
he never made it to first base
the culler clown from outer space
b-movie costume oh wait it’s his face
the mutt you cannot guess his race
in this world he did not have a place
now satan is dila
ting him with a mace
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 No.134253

>>134250
>Imagine if a tumblr witch made a morose femgooner VN in her bedroom
Sounds like slop.
>>134251
He never was. :drinky:


 No.134250

>>134249
It's meta from the first VN-player choice, I'd elevate it above slop. Imagine if a tumblr witch made a morose femgooner VN in her bedroom
:spirit:


 No.133572

>>133571
wwomen are unironically the peepee poopooo sex weed demographic. To be a goon is to be emasculated in your media sensibilities.
>fan service in anime? YIKERS…


 No.133541

>>133540
Hneer, hirsute upper lip
:goonsay:


 No.131606

>>131605
Bluelady is clearly red
:goonsay:


 No.131529

>>131510
SRS was taken over early on by goons and effectively run by them


 No.131508

>>131506
You know
the goonplex
the commiepedotroonplex
the internet mafia of anime-hating trust-funded gen-X


 No.131506

>>131505
>the same Goonplex that gave us SRS.
:huh:


 No.131505

>>131503
>I don't have to say whatever the FUARK you say I have to.
I'm not saying you do.
I'm just saying that "Lefty Twitter" is part of the same Goonplex that gave us SRS.


 No.131501

>>131493
>peepeepoopoo lefty Twitter
Call them what they are: GOONS


 No.130683

>>130682
Those ones can struggle with time horizons:goons:


 No.129546

>>129544
We're the real goons all along
:melo:


 No.129484

>>129483

Also, I'm drunk. I had a Piña Colada and some sake. :nod::nod:

Even the local MEXicanx population seemed mixed on it and even though it did please my gorehound sadism to a reasonably sized… cup :hurtgood: (I don't know what this metaphor is trying to be), we, /ourpeople/, knew it was lacking. Two potato sacks of south North Americans (moid and femoid) gave it 8 and 6 respectively. That's pretty bad coming from Mexicans. Also, let me remind you that my BWC is literally built for Mexicans. I can handle dey spice, I'm into black metal and gothic rock, I love gory franchises that never end, I love to bicker with people, I have a weird amount of knowledge about Mexico from 1821 and 1853 and passion for its culture and history, I love Aztec-inspired designs because of Jack Kirby… I could go on. :nod: Let it be known that I'm a catch in the sack for these beans…

Now something I forgot to bring up in my all-important babbypost which I will now "hold against the movie" since I was forced to go to a Thai restaurant with the world's most Junji Ito urinal placement, is my thoughts on talking to your baby beyond just the hypothetical of Daria not instantly slamming the meizen button. I heard a baby say "I want to see the phone" and if one of your babbu's first words is "phone" then I think something is seriously wrong. :righteous:

I think kids are at their best and learn their best when they're initiating conversation or just doing things on their own (NOISE POLLUTION: THE CULTURE, REEEEEEEEE. :argh:) I'm sure (((studies))) say otherwise. But I think it's worth giving up the all-important (((verbal intelligence)) for stuff like spatial reasoning or intuition. I'm afraid that we're letting the associative relationships of fundamental Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.129144

>>129064
>a hipster that doesn't enjoy anything in earnest
so, a GOON


 No.128997

>>128974
>Honor
While it would've been way funnier and more thematically accordant to see Z fighting epic stick man patriots than mowing down faceless cops, there is a kind of goonishly dismissive "you're all clowns lol" conceit baked into it that yeah, better off focusing elsewhere.


 No.128617

>>128561
Of course the GOON mob edited this Wikipedia article.


 No.128572

>>128566
Byuu was the protagonist of Bahamut's Lagoon which he became famous for translating. Byuu starts with a girlfriend. Eventually they get separated by JRPG plot device and she ends up with another guy. She writes Byuu letters that say stuff like, "Riding on his dragon is so much different from yours. It's bigger and faster." and you never win her back. In fact, the guy who steals her joins your party or something. I only loosely remember this from an article talking about Japan's top 3 most hated Squaresoft heroines.


 No.128001

>>127999
Can we permaban anyone who says ‘goon’?


 No.127999

>>127998
Gooning theme


 No.127869

File: 1747195924620.png (47.91 KB, 893x493, ClipboardImage.png)

>>127865
I'd need one because Pete just shat me a load of :goonsay:


 No.127130



 No.126474

>>126473
Nope. Shorter response wins, bwo.
:goonsay:


 No.126473

>>126472
oh but mentioning "gooncave" isn't also inherently horny?
:angery:


 No.126472

>>126471
>Horny
Again, gooncave.


 No.126470

>>126469
Oof, weaksauce. Go workshop the material in your gooncave, comrade.


 No.126324

All I've done is like stressgoon 5 times


 No.126088

File: 1746421078599.png (2.98 MB, 1433x1595, ClipboardImage.png)

>>126087
It's the greatest actually
:goonsay:


 No.124558

>>124557
>An omake sadist-ikemen story framed as a femgooner fic the MC authored and self-inserted wit for one of the endings.
:beware:


 No.124557

>>124554
It slots perfectly into the Skeleton I built, actually. An omake sadist-ikemen story framed as a femgooner fic the MC authored and self-inserted wit for one of the endings.


 No.122984

>>122981
Dumbing of the Ages. An old but mold Something Awful + Bad Comics Wiki (goons who pretend to care about webcomics) classic.


 No.122545

>>122544
why does TRICKSTER get filtered but troon doesnt? do the transgender goons from SA get some privilege?


 No.122404

Goonight hsg, beddy time for me…
:pshu:


 No.121614

File: 1745366324340.mp4 (2.5 MB, 480x360, J.G. Wentworth Commercial ….mp4)

:smuggo::goonsay::^q^:>>121613


 No.121612

:smuggo::goonsay::^q^:


 No.121498

"Goon" word is :outy:BIZNASTY:outy: on "go on" + "goo" words?


 No.121497

>>121491
Goons are the postermanchildren of that style, and they're older than dirt


 No.121460

>>121456
See, it's not that much effort, really.
:spirit:
Goon aura diminished, very good.


 No.121258

>>121244
>>121245
>Fist In Fetus
What the Hell was Marzipan's problem? :hover:

This is one of those exceptions (it's just an EP) personally curated by Daddy Satan himself.

They have the grindcore stuff down hard. They aren't as frantic (which is to be predicted) as you'd expect it to be (it's for a structural reason) but that doesn't make them loose their punchiness because of how well everything is mixed and the symphonic and, I want to say, jazzy bits are delicious flourishes. Even when you think it starts to get a bit too grandiose, there are some harsh or dissonant beats to ground it.

I know I usually harp on synths (though I'm not a glubing expert at identifying them) but again, it's an issue of mixing (and a lot of this album rides the line of electronica.) If these are synths, I can't tell- but it doesn't matter. The traditional instruments hear sound beautiful and crisp. Some of the parts remind me of a JRPG soundtrack (durr hurr nerd hears classical music and thinks JRPG - literally me-on-MEX before. :goonsay:)

I want to say it's really easy to take an idea like this and phone it in but this doesn't feel like it. It doesn't feel like a gimmick, it feels like they actually give a shit about the composition. Probably because one of the dudes involved in the project had experience with progressive metal.

>Finally some shrieking violins in my metal

:thewall:
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 No.121186

>>121183
What would we do in a world without Zinc?
:goonsay:


 No.120572

>>120569
Northenlion is like a caricature of millennial Canadians for gen-Z. It's like a glubing minstrel show.

It's so weird watching him, though I've mostly did the Isaac ones. Man is the most inconsistent gluber on the planet. I could do a whole little thesis on him. I guess it's good that he's getting a second-wind because he actually does have an interesting personality even if there is some goon (it's just xennialisms; xir're das goon) stink to it. :cigar:


 No.120530

>>120529
Yeah, they use the same "file" field on a post actually
:goonsay:
:z:It's beautiful, though :z:


 No.119986

File: 1745112872824.png (2.62 MB, 1871x1080, neofun nu-fun soyfun.png)

>>119612
>The Vocaloid inclusion makes it sound like comes from a goon shithead or some other type "like that" that's mad that their ape tapes don't get enough respect or "hahahaha just glub music lol"
I think it's just a dragnet troll image that attempts to get a rise by insulting "Thing That Is Popular On The Site Where I Am Going To Post This"

Another example:


 No.119612

File: 1745082890974.jpg (117.7 KB, 500x551, 1745069000158.jpg)

>>119501
I have over 100 albums on my list. This isn't how bingos work. You also can't catch me.

Don't know what the glub The Beatles, Megadeath, and Bob Dylan are doing here unless
>Anything that's rated highly on RYM = RYMcore

The Vocaloid inclusion makes it sound like comes from a goon shithead or some other type "like that" that's mad that their ape tapes don't get enough respect or "hahahaha just glub music lol"


 No.118610

>>118553
Isn't he only doing this due to a fan winning some of toblerone contest and requesting John to be trans? :goonsay:


 No.117327

>>117325
Still not a complete sentence.
:goonsay:


 No.117192

>>117190
>Emeower type zoomer
Zoomers are at a particularly insufferable intersection of "Hate people taking things too seriously" and "Have no sense of humor."

Even goons, maligned as they are, have more of a sense of humor that isn't so easy to glubing diffuse with anything out of their comfort zone. Yes, they may be mastubatory and smug but they know how to deal with things slightly out of their comfort zone better because they don't just completely break down and refuse to play.


 No.116651

File: 1744575312440.png (3.12 MB, 1024x1536, ChatGPT Image Apr 13, 2025….png)

And… done. Our Queen!

"Her tail is black, though"
:goonsay:


 No.116230



 No.115632

>>115602
Many such cases with gooners.


 No.114901

>>114900
/g/ or sturdychan would know the rites.

"But why"
The only wholesome use I can think of for ahegao-ifying pics is weaponized awkwaaard. Discouraging camwhores by ratcheting up the creepy gooner-ness of their perceived audience one level higher.
Problem is, they’d probably just acclimate, lean in and monetize the mutation (They already do the face willingly)

Maybe this kind of stuff could make regular wwomen more cautious about posting their faces online? That’d be a small blessing, at least.


 No.114220

>>114215
Pardon me, but did you mean to say "those aren't LIMINAL"
:goonsay:


 No.114115

>>114113
>It's fine to outgrow things
t. troll's remorse goon

>UH, I JUST OUTGREW EDGY HUMOR, OKAY? SLURS JUST LIKE, AREN'T FUNNY. CAROLINE FUCKING CASH. POOPOO PEEPEE FOREVER.


 No.114113

>>114111
Goons just blanket hate WEIRD JAPAN EWWWW
It's fine to outgrow things


 No.114111

>>114109
>These days I kinda feel "that shits's for teenagers
I was thinking of it being spiced up if you included every media property so it doesn't get boring (Deadman Wonderland, Usogui, God's Will, Tomodachi Game, Liar Game)

Also, how goonish of you. :ugh:


 No.114103

>>114094
>What else is there besides Eva
Miku, Death Note, Chainsaw Man, etc

But we all know that the eternal goon's one true fear is Eva. :neetbux:


 No.114092

File: 1743985886929.jpg (94.12 KB, 310x236, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>Goonworld


 No.113768

File: 1743887644760.jpg (188.96 KB, 1025x784, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>>113767
The self-titled; I'm not sure where in-between the other two, it falls.

We get the typical sort of goonish "Eh, this shit sucks, whatever" half-assed paragraph and then the navel-gazing assmuncher. Which of these guides am I supposed to trust? They both suck ass. I'll just listen to the final album (self-titled… their second album) for completion's sake. I have no desire to listen to their last album (their last album) again.


 No.113630

>>113595
AI has produced funny things. I don't give a fuck if it's a bubble because I'm busy looking at the rainbows created by its refractions.

People taking it seriously with either are silly and you'll come to see that's usually the case on most things. :job4unc:

It really isn't the goon ideology to think like this because the goon is quite self-serious. Let's nip that in the bud.


 No.113624

>>113591
I always said "goons are the problem" but I never meant it quite so literally. Sure, the mod for /pol/ is shit but you're also the kind of person who'd make /pol/ insufferable pre-2015 anyway so. :gtfo:


 No.113591

>>113588
I blame GOON infiltrators and the jannies who were hired for the Gawker transition

GOONs have ruined so many websites, they're the people behind SRS and the Twitter mob
I would hope that they would age out of this crap and leave the internet alone, but seeing how that old fart DIAPape is still shitting up 4chan in his 50s, I doubt it


 No.113477

>>113476
A whole bunch of children were killed by a cluster bomb earlier today. I have a RIGHT to be angry, goon.


 No.113353

>>113352
I hate that everyone just associates every interesting urban legend with Wendigoon and Nightmare Expo now because they made shitty videos about them.


 No.112936

>>112933
The Coordinated Smear Campaign Against GuyGilchrist (No one sees Nanc4 as an "exceedingly identifiable badass", you deranged goon)


 No.111722

>>111717
I thought goons fell out of cultural relevancy in 2005. Why can't they just fucking die already?


 No.111717

From the ashes of the cultural war, the Eternal Goon rises.


 No.110054

>>110007
>Right. You just wanna reward the people who started the war.
No, I don't. Frankly, I don't believe there is a solution to problems like this in the modern world. But you're not actually interested in my perspective beyond :this: so why bother.
>You're spiritually a goon.
No, fuck off.


 No.110007

>>109908
>It's just grim and there are no easy solutions.
Letting Monke keep everything he's stolen is not a solution.
>I am very staunchly anti-war. Obviously, a lot more than you.
Right. You just wanna reward the people who started the war.
>I'm not a goon, bwo. I fucking hate goons.
You're spiritually a goon.


 No.109908

>>109768
>Stop projecting your own ignorance just because YOU "don't know what a ukraine is". At the very least most normies heard of the Yuschenko poisoning and Maidan.
"Yeah, okay."
>Once again, projecting your own ignorance.
He LOVES Ukrainian floak.
>My principles are that you, and people like you, deserve to be put in camps and chemically sterilized. Because you are both evil, and retarded.
I'm not. I thought we were on amicable terms.
>Right. You JUST DON'T CAAARE, MAN about the biggest and bloodiest war in Europe in the last eighty years. Are you, by any chance, a GOON or a Gen X-er?
It's just grim and there are no easy solutions. I push the care down, I am very staunchly anti-war. Obviously, a lot more than you.
>>109769
I'm not a goon, bwo. I fucking hate goons.


 No.109769

Kill goons. Behead goons. Burn goons. DIAP goons. Gas goons. Shoot goons in the face. Stab goons with a kitchen knife. Push pregnant goons down the stairs. Run over goons in the crosswalk with a Chevrolet Silverado. Break into goon homes and steal goon money. Mail a bomb to goons. Gouge out goons eyes. Use a blunt pocket knife to give goons the Glasgow smile. Push goons overboard into the ocean. Bury Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.109768

File: 1742977489144.png (7.32 KB, 163x272, fiesta roxy.png)

All right you fuck, you got me to respond:

>>109160
>It's just funny that people are outraged over a country they've never thought or or maybe even heard about before "CURRENT THING."
Stop projecting your own ignorance just because YOU "don't know what a ukraine is". At the very least most normies heard of the Yuschenko poisoning and Maidan.
>Ukraine's unique culture worth preserving:
Once again, projecting your own ignorance.

>>109169
>You can hardly call Babyshit principled when his virtue ethics don't apply to 90% of the world and he doesn't really talk about the 10%.
My principles are that you, and people like you, deserve to be put in camps and chemically sterilized. Because you are both evil, and retarded.

>>109183
>No, I just don't care. War is wrong but it's everywhere. This is not my crusade. It's nobody's crusade.

Right. You JUST DON'T CAAARE, MAN about the biggest and bloodiest war in Europe in the last eighty years. Are you, by any chance, a GOON or a Gen X-er?


 No.108867

>>108860
Touhou's montly favor came a long time ago… These are like skulking goons trying to raid a quiet village
:hyaha:


 No.108750

>>108749
No, it's literally peak fiction, bwo.
:goonsay:


 No.107680

>>107672
>Obviously, it's not a government-mandated pizza, retard. That would never exist. It's a very goon-like instinct to take a joke and deflate it with autistic thinking to feel a smug sense of superiority.
I thought you might take the angle. that's just the broader context that informs the joke. it's a classic rightoid blunder to point to a problem resulting from lack of government/unregulated free markets and then say "this is what da government does".
in this case (though obviously the example is a bit silly), it's false advertising. tried to search for other examples of this argument being done but it's kinda hard to look for since it's a broad concept


 No.107672

>>107664
Oh, wait, nobody even replied to the rollpost last thread so…
>>107669
>but the gotcha lands ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No, it doesn't. It said "if." Obviously, it's not a government-mandated pizza, retard. That would never exist. It's a very goon-like instinct to take a joke and deflate it with autistic thinking to feel a smug sense of superiority. The whole thing is smarmy and disingenuous and Hbomerguy is a huge dregass in general.

Thanks for adding this one, MEX. It's certified KVLTVRE. :gn:


 No.107617

>>107615
Eh? I've always pegged them as e-girl obsessed gooners, not so much troons. If anyone can ID a camwhore, it would be them.

But anyway, found her looking through GIS
https://linktr.ee/bouncyclown


 No.107130

Shitlord doesn't really work as a filter because it's an unironic Twitter goon insult ぶっちゃけ.


 No.106964

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1VLBODeIHwo
>Happy to see at least one person with the first game speaking up against nu-GoW
>HUMANITY…. LE RESTORED…
>Comments are a bunch of Redittors going "UM ACKSHULLY" :weave::goonsay:
>Lose faith and turn into sheer autistic rage
Frankly, if you enjoy a single sad, bad game you should be shot in front of a firing squad.


 No.104943

>>104941
Ask MEX.
>>104942
Technically, the usage of the term book or novel is fairly recent so "it is."
:goonsay:


 No.103921

>>103918
Directed at who? Yourself? Hussler? Some new tiktok gooner bait?


 No.103696

>>103695
It got late… Goondight


 No.102092

>>101992
Yeah, they definitely don't call for mass-murder, especially not the creator of this very comic.

The alt-right is so disingenuous, it's embarrassing. The alt-lite is just embarrassing because their politics are fucking gay and retarded.

"Paleoconservatism with extra soy milk please."
:goonsay:


 No.101016

>>101014
There he is.
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE RUNNING JOKES ON A PSEUDO-ANONYMOUS FORUM BECAUSE I DON'T GET THEM IMMEDIATELY >>101008
:goonsay:


 No.100966

>>100965
>"Worth the six hours."
You gooned to the effective 優しい人oldry the whole time. :shikari:


 No.99587



 No.98889

>>98873
>when will it die already
Never, because The sharty is secretly run by the same GOONS who control the 4chan staff, in order to attack and kill altchans while disguising themselves as a cool anti-4chan-meid0 group


 No.97657

>>97651
>You don't have to shoot at them on the way out, you know.
But it's funny to me.
>until someone gets upset enough to leave.
He, literally, unironically would be better off not on here or on the Internet. There was no convincing him to get therapy or anything remotely psychological/psychiatric. If that's how he's going to be then he should just fuck off and like, work a quiet and live alone and stay off social media. We all know he's blatantly delusional, paranoid, and can be pushed to the point of complete incoherence.

I'd like to think this would ween him off fucking hypnosis gooning due to paranoia and I'd suggest that Araneadreg doesn't chase his tale but I don't have control over that.

I regret doing it and the only reason I did it was because I was angry. I do mean what I said- I wouldn't have said it if I knew it wasn't 2perg but that's more of a rationalization than anything.


 No.96892

"Sorry, bwo, sharing any personal information is PURRRRRRRRRRRFORMATIVE. I'm just here to insult people :outy:BIZNASTY:outy: on the personal information they give up, have technical conversations about codes, and espouse radical political beliefs on this board that's barely in the double digits."
:goonsay:


 No.96796

>>96795
>Er, goon much?
Goons don't like violencia.
>wwas it DIAP?
He looks Turkish.


 No.96795

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>>96794
>shittyballs pii22 filled cumbubble
Er, goon much?

Also, xitter synchronicity
wwas it DIAP?


 No.96575

>>96574
>which is ironic, since Goons are somehow even lamer than the furries and weebs they attack
You can't just say that. Just look at :junior:!


 No.96574

>>96566
*for not being as

which is ironic, since Goons are somehow even lamer than the furries and weebs they attack


 No.96566

>>96557
Because whatever "problematic" justification they cook up when they're posting in public is just a pretense.
They just wanna do what goons have always done - bully 12 year old girls into suicide for Internet Cool as them.
They just realized they could get away with it more if they disguised their bullying as "social justice".


 No.96254

>>96252
>NO YOU CAN'T JUST BE CYNICAL UNLESS IT'S ME ABOUT THE FUCKING 怨霊S
:goonsay:


 No.95978

>>95977
(Fem!)gooner.


 No.95977

>>95976
It's a gooner site


 No.95709

>>95708
They're a subform of the eternal goon so never without a purge. :meh:


 No.95425

>>95422
Stream it

>>95420
Warpig is obviously a wargamer pig, even the NV trenchcoat feels less gooney on a little cartoon pig. Jarpig would keep her pigtails of course, and it's elevated from being the typical /v/coomer lolibait.

Contentious brother and sister is much fodder for ideas and rapport than… whatever is on that booru. Is Wes supposed to be cool?


 No.95210

>>95207
>VGH, the vaguely experimental TV network is airing an indie animation that I THINK IS LAME.
:goonsay:


Oh, that's what your low-effort contrarian "negativity is bad unless it's ironic" bullshit reminds me of! :nipah:


 No.94561

>>94548
I can't wait until that GOON emoticon is retired and replaced with roxykittenpuke


 No.93997

>>93996
>femgooner dark Calliope and the kids are too oblivious to see the mirror
This is the worst sentence I've ever read.
>Her likes are “gore, misery porn, and adult games”
Meijjy? Meijjy Dokkan?


 No.93996

>>93626
>>93625
They even added femgooner dark Calliope and the kids are too oblivious to see the mirror
https://x.com/mahimahimeghan/status/1893004094907789370


 No.93351

>>93331
A goon is a goon, HARD lefty or not.
>>93341
>I find vaguely leftist old person moralism inoffensive
I do because it always amounts for "Rules for thee, not for me."

"I paid my debt to society (by getting rich off being transgressive), what you're doing is ACTIVELY HURTING PEOPLE SO I MUST BROWBEAT YOU."


 No.93112

>>93110
>He's an old internet shitkicker, so I assume he'd be curious about edgier ones
No, he wouldn't because he went full troll's remorse like every fucking goon. He'd dismiss anything remotely outside the MSPFA/Reddit circlejerk sphere as "a Hecking alt-right culture jam"


 No.93074

>>93072
Yeah, that's the main value of it. He's alive and can be reached, somehow.
… Even if he is kind of the same goonish asshole as ever, even that is reassuring.


 No.92874

Insufferably arrogant and insincere asshole can't even show even an iota of sincere good faith after how many years?

It has the appearance of good faith; it might motivate someone but where it's coming from is a prevailing sense of indifference to what he made and what YOU'LL make. If you're legitimately sated by this kind of shit, you're probably 500% more likely to join a literal cult or get into an abusive relationship.
>>92871
>>Critiques: Irony
How can you legitimately give a fuck about the comic if you hate irony autism? It's all it is at the end.
>>Critiques: R Word
>>Critiques: Aracial
>>Critiques: Yiffy
THE REAL HARD-HITTING ISSUES.

Reminder that these are the critical thinking skills of the people that "like" Homestuck.
>>92872
Just goons gonna' goon.
>>92873
You know how I feel about Megaten and yet I'd still much prefer you use LAW/CHAOS instead of MEAT/CANDY. MEAT and CANDY legitimately makes me fucking awkwaaard. Please, I'm fucking begging you. :jape:


 No.92564

>>92562
He is a goon that lies and uses deceit.


 No.92557

>>92554
Goon Using Lies & Deceit?


 No.91589

>>91586
>curious use of goonsay
Ironic ebonics is goony. :gowhiteboygo:

But that wasn't my real reason.


 No.91586

>>91581
curious use of goonsay

>>91582
>gave up on the server too quickly
this is a real problem for sure. every time my friends try and get a server going these days, it ends up being a week or two of playing nonstop before it fizzles out almost instantly


 No.91581

>>91579
They are not shitty. Step off my 8ITCH, homie.
:goonsay:


 No.91471

ultimate goon cave


 No.90884

>>90881
Goons would be all "Muh CIA"


 No.90881

>>90878
Goons, classic fighters of the well-known "Mind control is real" narrative supported by real gamers.


 No.90878

>>90877
>Mind control isn't real.
:goonsay:


 No.90708

>nerd communities
:goonsay:


 No.90641

>>90629
>Politics are fucking gay and have no place in nerd communities
Then you should be against goons pushing THEIR politics in nerd communities.
>>90633
>You'd be laughed out of the room with the way you talk.
No I wouldn't, and I was there so I know from experience.


 No.90564

>>90550
At maximum only a quarter of posters on /pol/ in 2017 had been around in 2014
a lot of goons came to 4chan then after the Hillary toxx bans
and that's even before the massive brown jeet flood hit

/pol/ has become its own antithesis


 No.90465

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/32510570/

I miss the days when doxing and threatening a 12 year old for making a tweet was considered abnormal.
Total goon death.


 No.89695

>>89656
>Goonspeed
Goosepend
:larp:


 No.89656

>>89652
Goonspeed


 No.87820

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>>87819
>I've never listened to them
You have. I refuse to believe you've never heard "WAKE ME UP; NO GAMES."
You have gooned to this album art before though.


 No.86850

>>86842
TOTAL GOON DEATH


 No.86677

>>86676
Usually tricksters use goon lowercaps


 No.83590

>>83589
Needs more of the gooner sturdychan spirit


 No.82283

>>82281
since you mentioned that, I've updated my chronicMasturbator to chronicGooner


 No.81857

>>81853
It's Hu¢¢ie, so I'm going with option goonsay.
We'll give him credit for the admittedly clever reference to the MSPA character introductions with their room and VARIOUS INTERESTS


 No.81853

>>81841
>>81843
Is it agreement, or :goonsay: "i've acknowledged my flaws using irony, time to continue on without fixing them"


 No.81666



 No.81662



 No.81385

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Goonsday is over


 No.80848

>>80846
Are we talking the 2011 or 2021 usage of Goonette?


 No.80846

i think porrim would be a feminist goonette


 No.78859

>>78858
>Surely, I'd want to associate with those goon fucks.
Respect the tradition…


 No.78858

>>78853
>Dumbgarbage
Ah, the pinnacle of the OLD GUARD. Surely, I'd want to associate with those goon fucks.

I don't like the idea, as a lover of babies, so I'm executive producer ex-naying it. Show some restraint. Something, something, the human ego.


 No.78588

>>78585
It's the general trend of you making the dichotomy of
>WHOLESOME 100 THING BAD
>CHUD THING GOOD
:goonsay:

Like I'm not allowed to speak my mind or have biases or that these encapsulate my thoughts in full. I know your mythological role (you should take the test, I forgot what I gave you) is Knight of Girlcock but stop half-assedly defending things :outy:BIZNASTY:outy: on optics.

I vent about shit that annoys me, I'm sure you don't get nearly as much catharsis in playing Devil's advocate, so, just stop. Roll with the punches and try to make jokes instead.

I Am Most Often Very Up For Jokes


 No.78206

>>78204
i get it you just wanna goon to them…


 No.77302

I think that /co/ HS thread has attracted the /aco/ contingent so they already have their comfy and undisturbed gooner circlejerk


 No.75401

>>75400
> It ruined the movie for me.
Can you not
>The only parts of the movie that are good is how there are two jokes in the movie that are basically just "haha, black people." Which is so fucking funny.
:goonsay:


 No.75370

>>75297
>We need more "nerd bully" rep in media.
:goonsay:


 No.74775

"Ironic islam" is a goon trait. It is NOT the GWOT era where putting Yakety Sax over footage of 9/11 will "heckin scare the squares". Your Al-Aqsa forum signature does not make you cool or edgy. You paid ten US dollars for NOTHING.


 No.73602

>>73601
"Doesn't count as selling out unless it's NFT!"
:goonsay:


 No.73501

>>73499
>>73500
>Gooner is quite the generous word for "ped"
you guys need to warn me if there's CP on a site before i type it into my search bar, fucksakes. i don't want to get the FBI at me door


 No.73500

>>73499
Gooner is quite the generous word for "ped"


 No.73499

>>73496
Thank god we don't get that, but…

StVrdychan proper (not sturdy co, the gooner boards) is rip-roaringly fast


 No.73224

>>73222
You drag in the Puni posters and then you expose them to the nigs and fags and eventually you widdle them down into all you have are the most radicalized Jewish gooners to ever cum with a vengeance.


 No.71385

Are Vaporeon and Espeon still the most viable?
:goonsay:


 No.71231

>>71228
What are they then, goon-san?


 No.71228

>>71226
"Those ain't ya bros homie"
:goonsay:


 No.71018

this reeks of goonerisms


 No.70834

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 No.70540

>>70538
"It's more of a slice of life game so far, and…"
:goonsay:


 No.69504

>>69498
Notably anti-trans goons.


 No.69498



 No.69042

>>69039
>I meant it in more of a "enlightened nerd who acts superior to everyone" way, but.
That's goon. But a goon is something specific. Something dreadful.
>consider also that you just notice sfw less because it doesn't stand out to you
I think SFW stuff that's just doodles is kind of depressing too. People aren't really expressing themselves to their full capacity if they're just drawing shipping art or whatever. Silly, little comics, sure, that's a past-time.

But I feel like the ratio is way off.

This mostly ties into the rather dreary view I have of the world of comics.
>I liked your style in the little doodle you made. it was cute and you should do more <3
"I can't draw when I have something in mind"

Improvised nonsense or the abstract always comes out a lot better. I have a bad problem with the pressure I exert with my utensil- if I was classically trained, it'd probably be one of the first things addressed. My loosey-goosey drawings have me making very light strokes which have a wide variety of textures and can make more swift movements. When I try to draw seriously, the lines are very thick and angular, like the Caliborn maymay. I wonder if that exact line of thought came from Hu¢¢ie's early experience as a sped kid learning to draw (I still use a static tripod grip which is again, part of why I use a specially thick mechanical pencil)
>now please compliment yourself so I can be free
You need rest.


 No.69039

>>69030
>Goons, notably anti-porn.
I meant it in more of a "enlightened nerd who acts superior to everyone" way, but.
>Don't you want to tell a story or at least someone else express theirs?
some people do for sure! others, probably not. there's a lot of porn because it pays well/gets attention in a way that only the most successful sfw art does, and also just because plenty of artists enjoy drawing nsfw (it's practically a stereotype; see also: disney artists and other famous pro animators drawing furry art and other lewds on the side)
consider also that you just notice sfw less because it doesn't stand out to you

>On that topic, I like to draw but I'm not very good at it and I don't have a tablet.

I liked your style in the little doodle you made. it was cute and you should do more <3
:meds:
now please compliment yourself so I can be free


 No.69030

>>69028
Goons, notably anti-porn. I mean, I guess that's closer to other GOON'Ds I've gotten but think about it, you waste your talent on just drawing chicks with diick2 for pay? Don't you want to tell a story or at least someone else express theirs?
>>69027
On that topic, I like to draw but I'm not very good at it and I don't have a tablet.


 No.69028



 No.68746

>>68743
Ugh, again with the redundancy. :milk:
>>68745
>My Doppleganger, my Shadow.
>He has a detestable aura of goon. And he reminds me of myself.