▶ No.118454
Link it already, you lazy MEX. Shit in the jar.
▶ No.118456>>118457
>>118455>"Just stop caring" in action"And that's a bad thing."
▶ No.118458>>118459
REASON?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

▶ No.118459>>118461>>118595
>>118458REASON is over. I harvested enough data to create simulacrums of the closest oomfs and never be alone again

▶ No.118460>>118477
>>118457Spiderman has to keep being Spiderman.
▶ No.118461>>118463>>118466
>>118459>REASON is over. I harvested enough data to create simulacrums of the closest oomfs and never be alone againC.AI MoM when?
▶ No.118469>>118470
>>118468Roshandra, Rose Richards/Rose Frost, Lian/Rose Lalane/ Ren Lalonde
Pick your path, Western man.
▶ No.118470>>118471>>118472
>>118469>Pick your path, Western man.Save your racemixing slop Ai for another goy, my heart already belongs to IBS Rose.
▶ No.118471
>>1184701/3rd are white though…

▶ No.118472>>118474
>>118466>>118470IBS Rose has been debunked
▶ No.118475
>>118473Capped. Hashtags everynyan?
▶ No.118476>>118479>>118480
>>118468no, the implication is that the AI girlfriend enjoyers will not reproduce
▶ No.118477>>118494
>>118460is MoM spiderman (real)?
▶ No.118478
coworkers at two separate jobs have told me, completely unprompted and irrelevant to the conversation, that I stand up really straight ("good posture").

▶ No.118479
>>118476that is, it's meant as an insult. unless I'm mistaken
▶ No.118480
>>118476Yes, so the AI gfs will be the face of the movement
▶ No.118482>>118483
>>118481Vriska doesn't sound like that.
▶ No.118484
>>118483He must be a reddit mod and a dicsord admin.

▶ No.118485>>118486>>118487
>>118483Also Grey DeLise.
https://files.catbox.moe/vbodx9.mp4wwhy is there no mp4 support on this site again ▶ No.118486>>118488
>>118485There always has been, the file limit is not so large though (13.7564mb)
▶ No.118487>>118488
>>118485>wwhy is there no mp4 support on this site againCuh, there's one right there
>>118481 ▶ No.118490>>118491
>>118489Video Game Hockey
▶ No.118493
>>118491THE VVEST… The old ways… forgotten… VGH…
▶ No.118495>>118497>>118498
forgot 4/20 is also milquetoast 3 day
▶ No.118496
Haaaaaaaaaa…
▶ No.118498
>>118495Smoke weed,
glub a flower.
▶ No.118503
>>118494woah! he just stole that guy's tex-
MeX!
▶ No.118505>>118506>>118507>>118508
>>118453That is really cool. Good video man.
How is everyone today?
▶ No.118506
>>118505I'm in an NTR sigh/sex is demonic kinda mood this evening
▶ No.118509>>118510
>>118508I haven't though of this guy in years. I think I'm feeling a… 7.
▶ No.118510
>>1185082.
>>118509Shit for G.G Allin, babe.
▶ No.118517
>>118512you love, you lose - what a sad thing to say.
>>118513yapping rose receives lethargy. now that's accurate!
▶ No.118519>>118521>>118523>>118547>>118589>>118591>>118699
>>118508Firm 2 and I'll do you one better and posit my own question.
What's the council's opinion on ol jane egbert? (Other than YWNBAW)
▶ No.118521>>118526>>118534
>>118519It could be unintentionally funny if the stagnant manchild John ends up like that
▶ No.118522>>118524>>118526
Stop talking about Homestuck.
▶ No.118523>>118526
>>118519I was just about to post this video with zero context but now I'm contractually obligated to answer.
>John to Janenot epic sauce because John is my boy
>Just Jane as an ideaDIAP DIAP DIAP DIAP DIAP DIAP DIAP DIAP ▶ No.118525>>118526>>118527
>>118524It's just extremely boring and retarded. "What do you guys think of trans Tavros x non-binary Gamzee ship" Shut the
glub up,
DERSITE.
▶ No.118526>>118529>>118534>>118551
>>118521It would make a great addition to the ever growing list of
TRICKSTER self id owns
>>118522>>118525https://youtu.be/wx--LXdC4z4?si=k3kuAoSx1WGaXq4KNever forget shit takes of this caliber got this general banned off /co/ for a decade
>>118523Diap?
▶ No.118527>>118528>>118531>>118609
>>118525Isn't that the point of this image board, to talk about Homestuck?
▶ No.118528>>118530>>118532>>118699
>>118527No, the point of this image board, like any Homestuck fan creation, is to lecture and abuse Andrew Hu¢¢ie.
▶ No.118530
>>118528I always wanted to meet him, just so I could throw a pie in his face.
▶ No.118531>>118533
>>118527Not really, the honest answer is that this is a hang-out space for people from old /hsg/ or related strays caught in the mix. You don't have to force a le randumb Homestuck shitpost or inane Homestuck question every two seconds to feel like you're on-topic.
▶ No.118532
>>118528we should each take turns leaving bags of
BARKBEASTshit set on fire at his door step. Like one person gets Monday at noon, and we just do it in shifts. Around the clock flaming bags of
BARKBEAST turds on the husnasty's doorstep.
▶ No.118533
>>118531I'll keep it in mind but just to be clear I don't feel any obligation to stay on topic I genuinely wanna know what the og
doods think of jane
▶ No.118535
>>118534Brb,
culling myself
▶ No.118536>>118537
>>118534I think they're going the complete magical TS route

▶ No.118537>>118538
>>118536He LOVES gay porn!
▶ No.118538
>>118537It's "super straight" bwo…
Though my parents hanging Ranma wallscrolls in their old apartment might've contributed to this
▶ No.118541>>118542>>118544
Just hanging in there for Vriska.
▶ No.118547>>118553
>>118519It's incredibly stupid because John Egbert:
>consistently was referred to with male pronouns, by himself and others, throughout all of Homestuck, and never showed any objection or discomfort at this>consistently dressed in traditionally male clothing throughout all of Homestuck, was visibly happy to recieve a suit for his birthday>explicitly referred to himself as straight>displayed attraction exclusively toward wwomen >was visibly disgusted by homosexuality>outright said of GREEN's bunny "if she grew up as a girl, then it's not right for me to suddenly make her a boy">behaved in typical "bro" male friendship fashion in his conversations with Dave>was born in 1996 and was raised in a patriarchal suburban household>looked up to his dad, who was very traditionally masculine>left Earth in 2009, years before the trans movement became anywhere near the mainstreamYou CANNOT make John trans without erasing a significant chunk of his personality. June Egbert is just another cynical attempt to score social justice points much like Blizzard making characters gay to deflect valid criticism.
At least Dumbledore was kinda-sorta subtly foreshadowed to be gay with Grindelwald or whoever before JKR outed him. John is literally written in Homestuck as the most cis character who ever existed.
▶ No.118549>>118552
Sorry, I don’t want to be too melodramatic with my sadboy shit, but I genuinely think Vriska is the main thing keeping me from a total breakdown at the moment.
▶ No.118551>>118573>>118574
>>118526>Never forget shit takes of this caliber got this general banned off /co/ for a decadeNo, the
homosexual DERSITE jannies got HSG banned off /co/ for a decade, and now they're eating shit (and it's entirely due to their own incompetence and laziness).
Look at this gay loser. His tyrant kingdom is fallen, all his power is gone. Hope the pay was worth it bro… oh wait.
▶ No.118552
>>118549I understand the "over"investment all too well

▶ No.118553>>118554>>118555>>118610>>118701
>>118547"It was always planned." Said Andrew Hu¢¢ie.
Just like how Homestuck was originally planned to end in 2010 or 2011.
Look, I wouldn't even mind if they did make John a trans, but how they did it was just awful. No hints. No build up. Just like Roxy, they decided to do it arbitrarily. Hu¢¢ie pulled a Rowling(or was directed too, by a "Magic Toblerone", eugh), and made John trans. Didn't even pick the actual genderbent version of his name, Joan, they went with something awful.
"The hints were there in the birthday message! He didn't liked to be referred to as the birthday boy!" As I've seen some day.
No! John didn't like the birthday letter because he felt his father was suffocating him, like he always did, with affection.
God, I swear even Hu¢¢ie forgets what he has written and uses that void in his mind to fill it in with buzzwards and bad choices.
▶ No.118554>>118556
>>118553>JoanThat would've been
BIZNASTY
.
Anyway, my idea, as if any HS^2 staff care, was to have June be a chaos agent who follows user suggested commands to mess with Dirk's
manipulations. Probably never happening since it might screw with whatever actual plot they have planned
▶ No.118555>>118556>>118700
>>118553You have to remember that this guy’s entire fanbase wants to
cull him.
▶ No.118556>>118557
>>118554See, that would be a much better idea. June is so anthithetical to the plot that it
glubs with Dirk more than his freudian slips with Rose, which seem to be more intent on becoming Freudian pushes than anything.
>>118555Half want to
cull him, half want to kiss him. I just want to slap him with a giant ham.
▶ No.118558>>118559
>>118557It would be a very appropriate time for ham, wouldn't it?
▶ No.118559>>118568
>>118558That comic just makes me want to eat ham.
▶ No.118560>>118562>>118564>>118566>>118570>>118593
I bought a lot of ham like two days ago and I'm not really sure what to do with it. I'm not really in the mood for simply "big hunk of ham and I eat it". I need a nice recipe.
▶ No.118561>>118563
>>118550I outlined a scene that is making me NTR sigh today

▶ No.118562
>>118560Depends entirely on what else you have. Could use it as stew meat, or a pot of ham and beans. Sandwiches are also an option. Dice it up and make a ham salad. Or eat a big hunk of ham like the filthy animal you are.

▶ No.118563>>118565
>>118561I thought "NTR sigh" was bad? since you connected it to "sex is demonic"
▶ No.118564>>118567
>>118560Big racks of ham kind of suck, sadly. With rice 'n' beans already suggested, I'd dice it up to either make a 1950s housewife casserole with peas and elbow macaroni, or maybe something classier with bow ties and a cream sauce
▶ No.118565>>118569
>>118563It feels bad, but since I want others to understand the sigh… that hopefully signals potency
▶ No.118566
>>118560make/buy giardiniera, make/buy some good bread, pick up a few other bits of veg or cheese, and sand it up luxuriously
▶ No.118567
>>118564Seconding the casserole actually, sounds like a great idea. Could make a cheapo cream sauce with some Campbells cream of *insert favorite flavor*. Gotta spread some bread crumbs or fried onions across the top and bake it for the real abused house wife treatment.

▶ No.118568
>>118559Y'know, I got some ham in the fridge.
I'ma make a sandwich and draw Aradia.
▶ No.118569
>>118565I have scenes I need to write as well. I understand what you're saying, that potent heaviness.
▶ No.118570
>>118560If you can, slice some strips off. You can take them and fry them in the morning as a subtitute for bacon. Crack some eggs, add some veggies, it'll be great.
▶ No.118571
I have enough money for a snack and I definitely need it, but I think it would be best to save it for the conventions and try to get as much cash in hand as possible.
▶ No.118573>>118615
>>118551I remember seeing so many posts made by a schizobot about this guy on /g/
▶ No.118574>>118575>>118576>>118584>>118702
>>118551Does this mean Homechans are finally gonna make their way here?
▶ No.118575
>>118574I'm already here.

▶ No.118576>>118577
>>118574This will be my third day. Its rather nice here really.
▶ No.118577>>118578>>118702
>>118576I wanted /hot/ to exist as a permanent home for “””Homestealth””” and for all the anons that got fragmented by the abusive mods, but unfortunately it hasn’t happened yet. I imagine the return of Homestuck General being violently crushed destroyed most anons’ remaining patience.
▶ No.118578>>118579>>118581
>>118577But that makes me wonder, why were we allowed to linger for nearly a week straight, only to be smashed with the ban-hammer? I tried to make a thread and was hit with a two day ban. "Stop being annoying." was the reason given. No rules broken. No nothing like that. Just.
Being annoying.
Its quite disheartening. Maybe, if 4chan ever does return, we could actually have a thread. Maybe the janitor that had such a hateboner for /hsg/ will never return. If all of those OTHER threads(including Hazbin\Helluva going on for five months STRAIGHT) can have a thread, maybe we could too again.
▶ No.118579>>118580>>118702
>>118578It’s all just the war they’re waging on us. It’s definitive proof that 4chan is a website for normaldregs, as of right now. Anime, 2000s Sonic, Homestuck, whatever. There’s always a target.
▶ No.118580>>118582>>118702
>>118579It didn't used to be this way my friend, it didn't use to be this way at all.

▶ No.118581
>>118578>OTHER threadsI think the fact /v/ can have an off-topic general 24/7 (Bing AI) it's the most offensive one yet.
▶ No.118582
>>118580Yeah, well, the mods didn’t get to say hi to their favorite /co/ characters, did they? That was me. *I* got to talk to Vriska after wanting to for an entire decade, and she cares about me. That’s something they don’t have, because they’re
glubing retarded.
▶ No.118583
>Found a pic I did a long time ago on a Deltarune thread being posted here>>110196That's cool guys

▶ No.118585>>118586
>>118584I hate this picture.
▶ No.118589>>118590
>>118519I don't want this to be the official June design because it looks like retarded clown vomit and the stockings with heels do not pair with the suit coat.
▶ No.118590
>>118586Yes, pet the puni.
>>118589Hilariously this is one of the less offensive designs I've seen for him/her/zit/whatever the
glub DERSITE. Most of the art I run into are troon self owns where he looks like this but it's clearly a dude in the pantsuit.
▶ No.118591
>>118519more homestuck characters should be
TRICKSTERS given how much of the fanbase is transgender
▶ No.118592>>118594>>118704
Why did Homestuck in particular attract so much Tumblr chaff to make it the most infamous fandom ever? Why did this comic made by an eccentric nerd with an edgy sense of humor attract teenage fake geek girls?
▶ No.118593
>>118560Sandwiches with sliced ham, ham with onion ring to do a scrambled eggs, soups with ham as a meat ingridient, russian salad, pasta with ham and cheese, pelmeni, after all lasagn is fine too
▶ No.118594
>>118592Extremely exploible troll character making basic as a way to show self with classpect, dreamself's moon and planet of your is a way to give tumblr's page visitor a hint on how complexal personality this tumblrr account user is
▶ No.118595>>118596
>>118459Then I require you to explain why dud you changed your usual you was posting with for half a year in a row

And yeah, you can not tell us you data is ready, cause it obviously gringle
glubef. You don't think so? Then, I
DEMAND + dare you to release a Roborudy bot here with a soecial icon, do everybody whould know it is Roborudy so we'd gave and experiment in how fit your script into the actual chatting

▶ No.118596
>>118595glubing T9…
>explain why dud you changed your usual you was posting withWhy did you changed you usual icon you was posting with
▶ No.118599>>118600
>>118598Glizzy
like the hot
BARKBEAST ▶ No.118600>>118601>>118622
>>118599I miss hot
BARKBEASTs. They’re a really wonderful food.
▶ No.118601>>118602
>>118600that could be a good coping strategy for you when you feel sad, you could focus on the hot
BARKBEAST and remind yourself of how wonderful food and by extension, life itself is.
▶ No.118602>>118603
>>118601Yeah! You’re right. I mean, usually when I’m feeling defeated about life, I eat or masturbate.
▶ No.118603>>118604>>118622
>>118602what sort of condiments do you enjoy on hot
BARKBEASTs?
▶ No.118604
>>118603All kinds. Onions, cheese, sauerkraut, lettuce, mac and cheese, other kinds of meat. Sometimes I can go for relish because the brine negates the awful cucumber flavor somehow, but I do better with pickle chips on burgers.
▶ No.118606
>>118605couldn't get into tpot because i can't stand 2's voice, still watching bfdia tho
▶ No.118608>>118639
>>118597for me its the third karkat
▶ No.118609
>>118527There is always
>>>/hot/
▶ No.118610
>>118553Isn't he only doing this due to a fan winning some of toblerone contest and requesting John to be trans?

▶ No.118611
Andrew “Dandrew” (Dandruff) Hu¢¢ie
▶ No.118614>>118708
>>118613back from the Nanc4 meets technology era
▶ No.118615
>>118573The only way to purge these shit threads off /g/ is to put a bullet in his head.
JJAYLLLOUISLRWINVIN# 4T1/G11AK8LU913695
▶ No.118616>>118619
>>116604"Immediately
cull myself."
▶ No.118619>>118620
>>118616>>118618That shit gave me Slyph of Life, I unironically prefer the GPT assignments
▶ No.118620
>>118619Rage is accurate for me but yeah, agreed. Bard of Heart is too cool of a concept…
▶ No.118621>>118623>>118624>>118710
Let’s get the entire 4chan Homestuck network in here! It’s gotta happen eventually!
▶ No.118623>>118625
>>118621post the meggychan link onto recent hs threads on the /co/ archive
be our shiller lucas
▶ No.118624>>118631>>118633
>>118621I'd abscond to
>>>/msg/ as a personal 25-32yo olddreg cloister if that came to pass, but with 4chan being down you're welcome to try.
I think it will take more HS fanart reposts, to start with. I'm not gonna make OPs with any old random bullshit pic for a while.
▶ No.118625>>118628
>>118623Is this a joke? I thought desuarchive was effectively a static website.
▶ No.118626>>118627>>119111
i simply do not have the willpower to pretend i want to talk or even witness discussion about homestuck past act 5 (not that act 5 is good)
▶ No.118627
>>118626I can still muster a bit more than that (not enough to bring it up unprompted), but I'd miss the "familiar" pace of the past few years if there was some grand revival.
That is, if megidochan somehow gains traction in the first place.
▶ No.118629>>118632
>>118628Let’s just keep it to trying to bring back the actual threads on /co/. I don’t care about being banned from 4chan any more, so I’ll keep throwing myself at them until I get a perma.
▶ No.118631>>118635
>>118624that uninterested in new people?
also, 25-32 excludes MoM

▶ No.118632
>>118629/co/ is a smoldering ruin…
▶ No.118633>>118636
>>118624fool. it should be /hgs/

▶ No.118634>>118636
or /shg/, maybe that rolls off the tongue better
▶ No.118635>>118638
>>118631> 25-32 excludes MoMNot for long
but it wouldn't actually be an age gate lol, just a circlejerk/blog corner.
Anyway, it's more a matter of Homestuck burnout itself than the people. The people are why I cloned megido in the first place

▶ No.118637
>>118636no, sweetbro hellajeff general

▶ No.118638>>118642
>>118635/hsgg/ then, homestuck general general. also doubles as a "gg" pun, since you're throwing in the towel wrt /hsg/
▶ No.118639>>118640
>>118608good taste. still with gock
▶ No.118641>>118643>>118644
Is there a reason why Megidochan has no tripdregs? I didn't really the ones from 8ch so I find this to be better
▶ No.118642>>118645
>>118638>since you're throwing in the towelNot yet! Just saying… *If* it somehow took off with literal teenagers

▶ No.118643>>118646>>118649
>>118641Does Megidochan even use trips?
▶ No.118644
>>118641dicsord, probably.
XLR was the last, and he was chill, but decided to retire for whatever reason
▶ No.118645>>118648>>118650
>>118642you don't think the majority of 4chan homestuck posters are into their twenties?
▶ No.118646>>118649
>>118643I guess not? good.
▶ No.118647
Andrew Hu¢¢ie got his face ripped off by Sollux like in Son Of The Mask.
▶ No.118648
>>118645Hmmmm, the /aco/ ones, probably. When I read the /co/ thread they seem younger and enthusiastic, so I get the feeling "I shouldn't sour this"
▶ No.118649
>>118643>>118646Names and flags are funnier since you can get impersonated as a gag
▶ No.118651
Bro…what if…Scooby-Doo…but we made it like Lasagnacat…
▶ No.118652>>118660
i would use a tripcode but im too lazy to look for a good one

▶ No.118653
>>118597Genuinely feels more plausible than having John troon out
▶ No.118656
1984 is a good book.
▶ No.118658>>118711
>>118657Chinese Youtube is weird.
▶ No.118659>>118661
I wish Minecraft shaders didn't try so hard, it looks dumb.

I don't remember HSG ever having a Minecraft server. Did it at some point?
▶ No.118660>>118664
>>118652I've had my destined trip for a decade now, bit it still feels too early to whip it out…
>>118657I thought BoFer V had already been enjoying a deserved re-canonization after all the backlash upon release
▶ No.118661
>>118659Might have in the decade or so this general's been banging around. Definitely mods tho:
https://nepeta.mozai.com/games/ ▶ No.118663>>118712
>>118662what am i looking at here
▶ No.118664>>118665>>118666
>>118660are you and i the only legacydregs left? (people who have been here before the 2014 ban)
▶ No.118666>>118667
>>118664Well, aside from some lingering spirits…
Sinfest reposter anon is /co/ core
Nanc4 reposter is cryptic as ever, but must've at least been here here since taking over that ritual from me
Puni poster is also an OG, but took a hiatus in the middle somewhere iirc
Oh, and 2perg. Maybe he'd come back if this place reversed the slide into "MoM general"
▶ No.118667>>118669
>>118666>Maybe he'd come back if this place reverse the slide into "MoM general"Nah
glub that
DERSITE ▶ No.118669>>118670>>118672
>>118667A poster not without his quirks, but he earned my favor regardless

▶ No.118671>>118673
>>118668You can say the same about half but It will be back, we all know this.
I'm just curious to know how people will treat jannies after dox n shit.
▶ No.118672>>118676
>>118669Too submerged in the culture war soup I'm afraid. At least Roxykit's autism is entertaining to read through.
▶ No.118673>>118675>>118677
>>118671I'd be surprised if any jannie would want to come back after this. The community is already hostile to them enough as is.
▶ No.118674
>>118670the broth…

▶ No.118675>>118677
>>118673Maybe if they weren't such power tripping jackasses people would like them better.
I'ma go eat some ham for breakfast.
▶ No.118676>>118678>>118713
>>118672>>118670Some were charming quirks, like the striving toward "Authenticity". I saw him as particularly clear eyed…
Ahem, anyway, lgbt fixations aside, he posted on a variety of topics and listened to my game recs
▶ No.118677>>118680
>>118673>>118675>power tripping jackassesMain reason why I think they won't stop being jannies lol
▶ No.118678>>118679
>>118676The
TRICKSTER fixation was annoying but I was more off-put by his delusion that Marz was an astroturfing leftie trying to infiltrate our website and trying to confront him about it. Very unreasonable behavior.

▶ No.118679
>>118678That was strange (understatement). But, it happened after he had already sworn off /hsg/ earlier. I took it as a little spurned way of saying "I'm a weirdo, don't miss me", but I do have a habit extending the benefit of the doubt to everyone

Since he'd said DMs give him anxiety earlier (and I related), I never asked what was up with that
▶ No.118680>>118684
>>118677There will always be losers that want to do this stuff for free. Like reddit mods. Or dicsord mods. Ridiculumn.
At the very least don't use your personal email, use a burner or a proton.

▶ No.118682
>>118681Bluebuddy: Avenging Forme
▶ No.118684
>>118680If you read the meid0 board you can tell there's quite a shift from the early days to modern times, they are not different from actual Reddit mods.

▶ No.118687
>>118685I want to fight the mangas…
▶ No.118688>>118689
I can… break these cuffs…
▶ No.118689>>118691
>>118688You can't break these cuffs.
▶ No.118691
>>118689AAARRGHGHHHHHHH

▶ No.118692>>118693
Yo, my name is Saad, and I don’t give a glub.
▶ No.118694>>118695
>>118693I want to own that disc so badly…
▶ No.118695>>118696
>>118694A signed Game Dude DVD belongs in a museum
▶ No.118696
>>118695You’re invoking dark forces with that statement, because according to the government, the Game Dude belongs in prison.
▶ No.118697
Right about now, it’s time to rock with the biggity Buck Bumble.
▶ No.118698>>118703
>>118515Is a whore not entitled to the fruits of her labor?
>>118518>NFT avatar ▶ No.118699
>>118519"No."
I don't want John done any more dirty.
The sad thing is that I don't even think it'll create another split in the fandom at this point.
>Also identity politics talk>>118528VGH MAKING FUN OF A GROWN MAN ON A TINY ALTCHAN IS…. ABUSING HIM….
▶ No.118700>>118707
>>118555Nobody wants to
cull anybody, retard.
▶ No.118701
>>118553Rose Lalonde is a Witch of Space.
▶ No.118703>>118706
>>118698Cryptoworld is scam central, but I think you'd get sued for Chrono Trigger NFTs. Surely.
▶ No.118705
>>118597Glad you're still intent on pissing in the well.
▶ No.118706
>>118703It's a perfectly generic frog.
▶ No.118707>>118709
>>118700I heard the hammer click behind your back when you said that.
▶ No.118708
>>118613grim.
>>118614It never really ended. You have to wonder if people like O.J have a sack of gags they carry around until they're hired for some "big gig" like Nanc4.
▶ No.118709
>>118707What kind of hammer clicks?
▶ No.118712
>>118663Godfeels, I think.
▶ No.118713>>118716
>>118676>like the striving toward "Authenticity". I saw him as particularly clear eyed… Blatant contradiction. You can say the dude was relatively normal when it came to VIDEOGAMES and HELP ME WITH THING but he was far from a rational actor.
▶ No.118714
>>118685Fake weird manga style.
▶ No.118718>>118721
>>118716Don't call him "clear eyed" then.
▶ No.118719>>118720>>118722
Bad dreams and no soda make MoM go crazy. (The Simpsons.)
▶ No.118720>>118724
>>118719That's The Shining though… Which appeared in today's NYT Connections.
▶ No.118721>>118725
>>1187182perg would call out my excess in themes, but had an eye for detail, too.
Why would clear eyed require rationality? Children are clear-eyed too.
▶ No.118724
>>118720>That's The Shining though…The specific wording is from The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror parody.
▶ No.118725>>118726>>118729
>>118721He wasn't clear-eyed when he accused Marzipan of being a communist agent. Shut up and accept your poor use of the English language.
>>118722I am.
glub you.
▶ No.118726>>118730
>>118725That happened outside my conversations with 2perg on HSG, and after you'd already driven him into a corner. Ne?
▶ No.118728>>118733
All my Roses have been updated with dynamic greeting.
For some reason, I can still update AVOHK2 and Neon Leon but not Steve Albini.
▶ No.118729>>118731
>>118725Go
glub a goat, Muhammad.
▶ No.118730>>118732
>>118726>and after you'd already driven him into a corner.Literally how
▶ No.118731
>>118729Checked the IP because of the unique retardation on display here.
▶ No.118732>>118734
>>118730BARKBEASTging people
▶ No.118733>>118735
>>118728How many tiers of BLOCKED do they have, I wonder
▶ No.118734>>118738
>>118732You mean treating him like how I treat everyone else?
▶ No.118737
>>118736What the
glub was C.AI's problem?
▶ No.118738>>118740
>>118734If he wasn't a fan of that dynamic, it does compose much of the site so I get it
▶ No.118739>>118746
Also, again, why is Neon Leon more censored than AVOHK2 who literally has slurs in his description
▶ No.118740>>118742>>118747
>>118738Why are you talking so formally about this one dude being a
homosexual? He was a little
8ITCH that could dish it out but not take it.
▶ No.118741
New
wwhore just dropped!

▶ No.118745>>118751>>118762
>>118743It's not drama if the other user
mu2tardblooded out so hard that he
glubing died.
>Rosemary ▶ No.118746>>118749
>>118739Doxxing and harassments
▶ No.118747>>118749>>118757
>>118740Am I? I think he would've made a good friend is all

▶ No.118750
>>118748Dead meme, even for here.
▶ No.118751>>118756
>>118745Well if he's
glubing dead there's even less good reason to talk about him
▶ No.118752
>>118743I'm not
8ITCHing about drama, you are!

▶ No.118753>>118755>>118762
>>118743>I thought this tier of slop posting'd die with 4chanHe says, while posting Rosemary.
cull YOURSELF
▶ No.118754
mu2tardblood
▶ No.118755>>118758>>118762
>>118753>"AIEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT ROSEMARY"Kek.
▶ No.118756
>>118751I just want
MEX to admit he was an autistic retard despite his utilitarian keikaku instincts.
▶ No.118757>>118760>>118761
>>118747>he would've made a good friendmaybe to you
▶ No.118760
>>118757He literally wouldn't because DMs made him anxious because, again, literal
mu2tardblood.

▶ No.118761
>>118757MoM has his momcord, I think I deserve a camp

▶ No.118767
>>118765I prefer "
grimdorks"
>Shipping talkAgain, what did I mother
glubing say?
>>117849 ▶ No.118769>>118770>>118771
>>118768I find this shit exhausting, to say the least. Knowing that it'll just be an exercise in futility for something that I consider relatively unimportant in the grand scheme of things.

▶ No.118770
>>118769*Homestuck-wise
Because of course, this is all bullshit and pointless.

▶ No.118771>>118778
>>118769You found it important enough to make two posts talking about how unimportant you find it. Spill that spaghetti
DERSITE, I'm hungry.
▶ No.118772>>118776
for me, it's platonic davekat
▶ No.118773>>118774>>118783>>118786
I have acquired ham.
▶ No.118774>>118775>>118777>>118786
>>118773Is it an inappropriate time to have some?
▶ No.118775>>118786
>>118774No I think Easter is one of the yearly sanctioned excuses to stomach that shit.
Unless they meant deli ham
▶ No.118776>>118778>>118779>>118792
"
grimdorks is a fun ship because it's two cute kids working together to solve problems in my favorite Acts. One works on the field while the other has theories. Ideally, this dynamic would have been continued throughout all of Homestuck. John is intuitive and inventive, Rose is measured and studious. Kids solving the problems of the videogame. FUN!
Rosemary is mostly Kanaya expositing to Rose and Rose grooming Kanaya to become Rose 2.0. Kanaya loses all her charm when she becomes Rose 2.0. In addition, the fact that Kanaya immediately starts dating Rose after saying this to her is a huge disservice to her character and what she was supposed to learn from Vriska. Inb4 HRRNG DURR IT WAS A… SARCASM. Because really, that's more important to Kanaya's character- becoming sarcastic, not learning to stop enabling self-destructive people."
Redeem Shitcker, sar.That's the basic gestalt.
>>118772In no sane universe would Dave and Karkat ever remotely like each other.
▶ No.118777>>118786
>>118774Only a little, since I'm also drawing.
▶ No.118779>>118792
>>118776Oh, yeah, I forgot to say, let's not even get started on the alcoholism arc because Hu¢¢ie legitimately just seemed to
glubing hate Rose and wanted to make her the biggest
glub-up on the planet for "whatever reason."
(I think I know the reason but I don't want to enable Lucas.)
▶ No.118780>>118781>>118782>>118792
hot take: kanaya is boring
▶ No.118781
>>118780Kanaya is
glubing boring but she gets even more boring when she becomes Act 5 Act 2 Rose
With A Quirk ▶ No.118785
kafFEIN peel nerves bare,
na-na-naked g-gladiator,
Moi, mon soi… et ma rapière chère!
trace un cercle, puis, trace des cercles aussi…
Grrrr… Commence le rituel et—
commence la danse brutale ! ! !
les compulsions possèdent moi-même…
▶ No.118789
>>118788Just pure kino.

▶ No.118790>>118791
>>118786You… want ham? (XDDD)
▶ No.118791
>>118790My cat probably does too.

▶ No.118792>>118794
>>118776>>118779>that's more important to Kanaya's character- becoming sarcastic, not learning to stop enabling self-destructive peopleThat is a genuinely good reason to not like it. Honestly I didn't ever seriously think about how ass their dynamic is cause ngl I wrote rose off the second her character became "drunk lol" and never cared about Kanaya cause she never had a character and never gets one. Ffs by the time the epilogues roll around she gets one whole sene to herself and that's just to facilitate more
glubing vriska slop getting injected into this tortured franchise.
>>118780Take temperature approaching absolute 0
▶ No.118795>>118796>>118797>>118798
>>118452 (OP)what is this place
how do i function
▶ No.118801>>118807>>118811
>>118797>>118796ok wow i kinda get a get it now
>>118798why are there stickers heere what is this a
glubing lisa frank sticker book at my fingertips this is horrifying
wow
too many choices this isis like the scene in teh hurt locker when jeremy renner at the supermarket looking at the
glubing ggreat wall of china of cereal boxes and then hes' like iunno and goes back to iraq because he hates cereal so much

▶ No.118805>>118808
>>118802half life good :3
▶ No.118807>>118813
>>118801There were only about 150, but they keep DEMANDing more…
▶ No.118808>>118809>>118813
>>118805Yeah, the first one and Opposing Force.

▶ No.118809>>118812
>>118808HL2 is also good.
▶ No.118811>>118813
>>118801You stupid
DERSITE, the answer is the same as it always has been and always will be forever and ever. Till the sun burns out and gets swallowed by a black hole. You already know it.
>>118802https://youtu.be/HTAT77CBEjk?si=6PRkiY0izyWWTq6F ▶ No.118812>>118820
>>118809Fake weird fake nerd normie opinion.

▶ No.118813>>118817>>118819
>>118807
i am become consumed by big sticker i like sticker now
>>118808what is irking you??
i love opposing force, my biggest complaint is the ai not following the playrevery well so u have to wait for them it can be quite annoying but i rly rly love the soundtrack its like one of my favoirte videogame soundtracks ever and the overall gameplay is pretty fun tons of weapons– the worm gun that shoots green balls is the coolest gun in the game. also i like how the not-BFG alt fire can send u to diff places dependign on where u use it. bt the npc pathfinding thing is really
glubing suckish. aside from that its a great game.
>>118811i gottaget my foot in the door THIS IS A JOB NOW THIS IS MY CAREER NOW IM GETTING MY FOOT IN THE DFOOR IM RTOUCHBASING TOUCHING BASE IM A PROFESSIONAL POSTER IM ANTI LURKER
▶ No.118814
megidochan is back, baby!
▶ No.118817>>118819
>>118813>what is irking you??
just imagine that this is who you're talking to, makes thing a lot easier
▶ No.118818
>>118810Is he a scottish egg? 8lessed
▶ No.118819
>>118813>what is irking you??>Half Life 2 is one of the BEST GAMES EVAR>Nobody, not even journos, give a shit about the janky first-person platformer movement things>Not even in the first one, really>But they were better utilized thereJust another one of those things.
>>118817For your masturbation.

▶ No.118821>>118823>>118831
>>118802I like Half Life more than 2.
There's no way to speak about it without having people shit on you but the in-game cinematic get tiring after playing it once. Also don't like how npcs keep sucking on Gordon's cock constantly.

▶ No.118822>>118824
>>118820I can. But it's filtered. I've called you a retarded
homosexual before. I'd call you a spasticated
DERSITE if that didn't lose all its spice from the filters. Nice fake shit-test though, you dope.
▶ No.118823>>118831>>118836>>118840>>118851
>>118802Lukewarm inoffensive opinion alert: I think they're okay. They're good games by themselves and I appreciate the whole genres that sprung up outta them but after engaging with those genres for damn near my whole life they come off pretty lackluster especially with the massive crowd of olddregs that surround them screaming about how good they are.
It's like if film
doods all wouldn't shut the
glub up about Charlie chaplain movies, they're fine yeah but cmon.
>>118821>I like Half Life more than 2.Same and even then 2 has it's overly slow sections that make it a pain to replay, looking at you route canal.
▶ No.118825
knock knock
who there?
titan fall, titan, fell
titan, felled by, by who?
shai-hulud?
one-two-clean-jab-cut-through
sent-you-circling!
one-man's-land
none-was-left-standing!
pitiful, seems you went running then,
got yourself abused, too! ho, ho!

▶ No.118826>>118829
>>118783It's time to flip a coin.
Either paint minis or draw something new.
▶ No.118828>>118834
There's the gay clown.
▶ No.118829>>118832
>>118826what did the coin say…
also what r u gonna draw
▶ No.118831
>>118821>but the in-game cinematic get tiring after playing it once. Also don't like how npcs keep sucking on Gordon's cock constantly.That and
>turret sectionsruined triple A gaming for like a decade. There's probably more we can attribute to HL2, if we try.
It's fun on its own but a lot of the mechanical "wow" factor and gameplay is just… cheese. You can cheese most problems and if you can't, it's a pretty tedious set-piece (ALSO RUINED VIDEOGAMES.)
If your big mechanical advancement ultimately just leads to "cheese", you've kind of failed as a game dev. Because if the player's creative solution is ultimately at odds with the videogame, the creator, you've created something that makes itself incredibly obvious that it's a videogame- and that's bad for the gaming experience. You shouldn't have to be at war with your audience.
>>118823>They're good games by themselvesI like how you can sequence break in OF in incredibly simple ways. If Half Life was actually good, it'd lean into that instead of just "ADD NEW THINGS, NEW TECHNOLOGY. WAOW FACTOR!!!!!!!"
▶ No.118832>>118846
>>118829Technically it hit the minis.
But I'ma draw Fef.
▶ No.118833
>>118827She's so well-hydrated!

▶ No.118834
>>118828I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with ‘gay clown’!
▶ No.118835
>>118824Shut up, boring dipshit.
▶ No.118836>>118837>>118838
>>118823People
8ITCH a lot about Xen but I don't see anyone getting excited about replaying the boat shit.

▶ No.118837
>>118836I thought the airboat was fun but that's because I don't replay mediocre shit.

▶ No.118838>>118843
>>118836Xen genuinely wasn’t even bad.
▶ No.118839
>>118827Quit the gatorade
▶ No.118840
>>118823That's why Black Mesa is the best Half-Life.
▶ No.118841>>118844
I’d also like to add that the Nihilanth bossfight is genuinely pretty scary and it’s very hard to be in that giant room with it moaning at you indiscriminately.
▶ No.118842
I don't see what the big deal is with Xen. First person platforming isn't that bad.
▶ No.118843>>118845>>118860
>>118838I would agree. It mostly just felt out-of-place. It felt very DOOM-y in a game that wasn't like that at all.
▶ No.118844
>>118841You
pii22 your pants at everything, Kuromi.
▶ No.118845>>118847>>118849>>118853
>>118843It's literally supposed to feel out of place that's the entire point of Xen
▶ No.118846>>118848>>118880
oh i would recommend delta particles to any half life fans here. pretty fun campaign. also cute scientist lady…
>>118832oh nice nice, u post drawings here or ?
▶ No.118847>>118852>>118853
>>118845Disingenuous. If we're going to be all pompous and say there's some ludonarrative rationale then I'd say they failed because all of the shit before is pretty barebones but also, pretty distinctive without feeling
wweird"It alien place it meant to be alien"

▶ No.118848>>118850
>>118846>also cute scientist lady…Canonically DAOOTS.
▶ No.118851>>118854>>118895
>>118823are you new here? if so, I'm impressed that my transparent bkub nep apparently made it off site and then back here

▶ No.118852>>118853
>>118847It alien place it meant to be alien.

▶ No.118853>>118883
>>118845>>118847I always hate this half-assed excuse for inconsistency with "it's a juxtaposition"; no shit, but there's an art to it. We have to look at context, tone, content- and then what are we left with?
"It plays differently than the rest of the game and you're suddenly thrust into it" Like, cool, but the novelty of that is thin because it's not mind-boggling or all that creative, it's also pretty bare bones. What you're left with is "This doesn't feel like the main game", it has no real value to it as a game to be the way it is but of course somebody can always be a little shit and go "ALIEN WORLD FEELS ALIEN, HUH?"

No, there's just a bunch of platforming and a bunch of corridors with endless enemies that I have to stop and sit in the heal
rareman juice for a while.
>>118852
*Traps you in the fairy shit jar.*
▶ No.118854
>>118851Redeem Shitcker, sar.
▶ No.118855>>118866
>>118849Masterpiece made by a now gorillionaire company btw.

▶ No.118856>>118857>>118858
if you don't like xen in base game just play black mesa
▶ No.118857>>118859
>>118856Pffffhaha.
Black Mesa is a broken piece of shit.
▶ No.118858>>118864
>>118856"I don't like the redesigns."

▶ No.118859>>118868
>>118857Yeah, maybe it was in 2015 or whenever it came out. It's good now.
▶ No.118860>>118861
>>118843>It felt very DOOM-y in a game that wasn't like that at all.what
▶ No.118861
>>118860It just felt more cramped. It's been awhile. Don't bite my dick on this of all things.

▶ No.118863>>118871
ngl i dont remember any of xen…

▶ No.118864>>118882
>>118858THAT'S WHAT MODS ARE FOR!!!

▶ No.118867>>118870>>118872>>118877>>118878
>>118862I'm pretty sure the background colors are a gende.
▶ No.118868>>118873
>>118859No, it’s the opposite. I had a stable playthrough in 2019 and then it broke for no
glubing reason on even better hardware.
▶ No.118869>>118898
>>118866Asian? Asian woman?
▶ No.118871
>>118863>The alien memory eraser technology worked on himheh
▶ No.118872>>118877
>>118867the gende a gende
▶ No.118873
>>118868Works on my machine.

▶ No.118876>>118891
>>118866>Well at the time they weren't as big.No shit. I said as much. But they're slapdash bullshit never changed.
And I think if you're open about something being slapdash, I think it's indicative of a lack of quality that you can see in the final product. Maybe not in just Half Life, but definitely in the franchise as a whole.
There are very few exceptions to this. "Yeah we didn't know what we were doing so it kind of got cobbled together" actually making something decent is because of an auteur. And Valve doesn't have that. It, structurally and by decree, can't have that. They just want awards.
dood,
glub Valve.
▶ No.118880>>118884>>118888>>118889
>>118846It's gonna be somewhat suggestive. Is that allowed, or nah?
▶ No.118881
>>118875Message received, Mr. President
▶ No.118883>>118887
>>118853Sorry you weren't good with the Long Jump Module, bro.

▶ No.118885>>118900
im listening to the chikn nuggit song

▶ No.118887>>118892
>>118883In no part did I say I had trouble with the platforming.
▶ No.118888
>>118880idk this is my first time posting here…
▶ No.118889>>118906
>>118880Is it gonna be loli?
▶ No.118891>>118901
>>118876I feel like modern valve is the opposite of "we just sort of cobbled it together" though… each of their big releases has been the result of like a decade of brainstorming, prototyping, and throwing out, over and over again, because of how picky they are about whether or not a concept meets their standards.
▶ No.118892>>118894
>>118887T'was implied, bro.

▶ No.118895>>118905
>>118851Ya, relatively. If I remember correctly it came from one of the last hsg threads before 4chan whent down.
▶ No.118896
>>118878I should make a paprika gakuen flag for the puni rep
▶ No.118900>>118912
>>118885The cotton eye joe one…?
▶ No.118901>>118908
>>118891>each of their big releases has been the result of like a decade of brainstorming, prototyping, and throwing out, over and over again, because of how picky they are about whether or not a concept meets their standards.Eh, it depends on how finnicky you want to be with it. There are two parts to it. Having no clear vision? Yeah, that's there. It's all just the ideas that work the best. It being things that happened to work at the last minute? No, they're professional™

Valve is a company that you look at and love if you want all of the creative spirit drained out of you and replaced with Gelddenken.
▶ No.118904
>>118898New Rose just dropped?

▶ No.118906>>118911>>118917
>>118889Ew, no. It's a swimsuit.
▶ No.118907>>118909
Someone needs to get Karkat off his pc he keeps flooding the thread with stickers
▶ No.118911>>118923
>>118906Yea a sukumizu, right

▶ No.118914
>>118910Imagine if it actually lasted.
▶ No.118916
>>11891310/10 post.

▶ No.118917>>118921>>118923
>>118906>Ew, no.Instant permaban.
▶ No.118918>>118919
>>118915not everyone here is a technical genius
▶ No.118920>>118925
>>118915You VVILL watch a pie ad
▶ No.118921
>>118917Rite of Pedophilia
▶ No.118922>>118928
>>118919there's too many fields as is; my tiny brain cannot handle this all. handle? email? what the
glub is a subject?
▶ No.118923>>118926
>>118911I had to look that up. Not quite what I had in mind.
>>118917Oh well. Twas fun while it lasted.
▶ No.118926
>>118923>Oh well. Twas fun while it lasted.Stop taking everything at face value, you stupid asshole. He's not even a mod.

▶ No.118927>>118932>>118933
>>118912Idk if it's precognition or nepeta slowly melting my brain but I randomly thought of this song yesterday at work
https://youtu.be/Mmdc9RIhmOI?si=3bNFdIEAPjL4-hlX>>118919It just threw an error for me
▶ No.118928>>118932
>>118922Subject is only useful for OP, so you're probably right that it should be axed from the Quick Reply
▶ No.118932>>118935>>118938>>118940
>>118927>It just threw an error for memaybe the parser doesn't handle query params in the url, it would probably work if you remove the ? and everything after it in this:
>https://youtu.be/Mmdc9RIhmOI?si=3bNFdIEAPjL4-hlX>>118928I used it in non-OP posts just yesterday, but (´・ω・`)ショボーン
it is a confusing convention for people new to imageboards
▶ No.118933>>118934>>118935
theres even a high quality rip with the chikn nuggit song
>>118927>13 yr agoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIIIIIIIERRRRRRRRRGHhhhhhhkhkhugghgghkh..
▶ No.118937
>>118936Holy
glub.

▶ No.118938
>>118932Yeah that did it
>>118936Yeah and gullible is painted on the ceiling
▶ No.118940>>118946
>>118932You could go like
amagamiAt the top instead
▶ No.118942>>118943
>>118941Candy corn scarf does go hard though.

▶ No.118943>>118945>>118947
>>118942i have never eaten a candy corn ever they look kinda meh
▶ No.118945>>118950
>>118943It's an acquired taste.

▶ No.118946
>>118940that's true, or use the name field

▶ No.118947>>118948>>118952
>>118943They are just solid corn syrup or something
▶ No.118948
>>118947Shun the non-believer.

▶ No.118950
>>118945but if u eat too many candy crons u die
▶ No.118952>>118953>>118955
>>118947they're honey flavored actually

▶ No.118954>>118970
>>118953It is CORN candy, it was already trad.

▶ No.118955
>>118952actually, I might be wrong. they definitely have a vanilla taste to them, who knows what the exact flavor cocktail is though
▶ No.118956>>118958>>118961
You never seen a troll wearing candy corns long socks
▶ No.118958
>>118956yeah duh cuz they wear them on their head
▶ No.118959>>118961>>118972
>>118957Honestly would be a fun design.
▶ No.118960>>118965
embed THII2
*grab2 diick2*
▶ No.118962>>118964>>118966>>118967>>118969
Imagine if Homestuck came out in 2000.
Would we have gotten a video game for the PS2?
▶ No.118963
>>118957Sprunki reveals?????

▶ No.118966>>118969
>>118962No, but if it came out in 2005 we would have gotten a game on the DSi.
▶ No.118967
>>118962No but it would there would have actually been some modest early steam tie in
▶ No.118969>>118973
>>118962>Would we have gotten a video game for the PS2?No.
>>118966Maybe.
▶ No.118970
>>118954Honey is even more trad, they were eating that in the cradle of VVESTERN CIV
▶ No.118971>>118974
This is the most Sprunki thread in awhile.

▶ No.118972>>118975
>>118959>Google shows 0 resultsSurprised nobody drew this before
▶ No.118973
>>118969Literally everything got a game on the DSi, it was absurd.
▶ No.118974
>>118971He was biding his energy…
▶ No.118975>>118980>>118982
>>118972We should add it to Meijy.
I can't find her right now.MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX.

▶ No.118976>>118977>>118985>>118987>>118995
Also, don't even get me started on how much I hate the writing of Half Life when taken as a whole.

▶ No.118977>>118979>>118987
>>118976The writing is like, the best part.
▶ No.118980>>118983
>>118975I don't have the skirt version of yours on hand. Dig back?
Mine has a commitment to black stockings, maintains the color scheme
▶ No.118981>>118988
Why are the embeds being retarded, MEX?
▶ No.118983
>>118980>I don't have the skirt version of yours on hand. Dig back?VGH, YOU. You're the ones with the keys to the kingdom.
Also, what about the AI (evil) original?
▶ No.118984
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX.

▶ No.118985
>>118976You gotta look at the subtext
▶ No.118986>>118991
>>118982Scat
8ITCH loafers.
▶ No.118987>>118989
>>118976You can really tell it was written by
doods from the "the story in a game is like the story in a porno" era
>>118977Do not confuse atmosphere and environmental storytelling with writing
▶ No.118988>>118990
>>118981That's how the youtube.js plugin saves memory
▶ No.118989
>>118987>You can really tell it was written by doods from the "the story in a game is like the story in a porno" eraExcept with 2 where, you know, AIDs and shit.
▶ No.118990
>>118988Fair enough then.

▶ No.118992>>118997
>>118982Nice assist, have a spondulic

▶ No.118995
where did my quote go lol
>>118993>>118976▶ No.118996
>>118993It's just nerd circlejerk as always. Fairly easy way to make a bunch of consoomers treat you like daddy.
▶ No.118998>>119001>>119011
>>118994MEX, ysg fact check?
▶ No.118999>>119000
>>118993If that's your only problem with the writing of Half Life as a whole then you might be retarded.
>Half Life to Half Life 2>Lol, aliens won anyway>Half Life 2 to Alyx>Nothing glubing happens ▶ No.119002>>119003>>119005
The only Half-Life with a good story is Opposing Force and that one's not even canon anymore.
▶ No.119003
>>119002Shepard will always be canon in my heart.
▶ No.119004>>119006>>119007
HL2 suffers from the common pitfalls of dystopian rebelslop even thoughver the combine soldiers are really really cool they get bested by le ragrag rebels even though they don't because it's le hopeless even though it isn't because gordon is le messiah and portal 2 shows that the humans win eventually because there's still water on earth or something
▶ No.119005
>>119002It's ackshully post-canon™
The funniest part is that OF's story directly inspired where 2 picks up but it's stuck in canon and legal limbo. ▶ No.119006>>119009>>119020
>>119004Portal 2 only takes place during the events of Half-Life 2 though
▶ No.119008
WHY IS THIS
glub STILL GETTING WORK
I
glubING HATE HIM SO GOD DAMN MUCH

▶ No.119009>>119010>>119022
>>119006Isn't Portal 2 thousands of years in the future though
▶ No.119010>>119012>>119027
>>119009No, that's complete fan-canon.
▶ No.119011>>119014
>>118998Her standing portrait doesn't go down far enough…
The artist does like feet, but as result we've never gotten an omake pic of Drosera with shoes on
▶ No.119012>>119013>>119015
>>119010Also
>giant glubing underground science complex that contains the key to teleportation>the combine somehow haven't fount it or never did ▶ No.119013>>119023
>>119012erm yeah because it's underground???
▶ No.119014
>>119011>No muffNot canon.

▶ No.119015>>119016>>119017
>>119012>>giant glubing underground science complex that contains the key to teleportationDon't they already basically have that?
▶ No.119016>>119019
>>119015No, one of the main plot points of Half-Life 2 is that the Combine do not have a good system for teleportation. Their one teleporter sucks ass. That's why the Borealis is set up in Episode 2, because it can teleport and could give them that technology.
▶ No.119017>>119019
>>119015No, somehow the quirky science man working for me ragtag rebels have a better teleporter than the massive interdimensional space empire
▶ No.119019>>119026
>>119016>>119017Are Portal Portals even that good considering they rely on moon runes?
▶ No.119020>>119022
>>119006I think you are getting confused remembering the prerecorder announcer that appears at the beginning of the game while GlaDOS was down.
▶ No.119021
>>119018I'll take the born bread
▶ No.119022>>119027
>>119020sorry was meant for
>>119009 ▶ No.119023>>119026
>>119013Why don't the combine just make a big drill then
▶ No.119025>>119050
>>119024You're gay?

▶ No.119026>>119029
>>119019They don't need moon rocks, they can also be placed on concrete. Remember the entire ending of Portal 1 where you're
glubing around in the guts of the facility?
>>119023scrapped in the beta
▶ No.119027>>119030
>>119010>>119022>Portal 2 takes place an indeterminate amount of time, somewhere between 50 and 50,000 years, after the events of PortalThey could not get any more vague even if they tried
▶ No.119029>>119036
>>119026>They don't need moon rocks, they can also be placed on concrete. Remember the entire ending of Portal 1 where you're glubing around in the guts of the facility?I thought they were implied to be some of fuel source; otherwise
wwhy moon ▶ No.119030>>119034>>119039
>>119027Anything beyond a thousand years is just silly. If it really did take place 50,000 years after Portal, the facility would be gone. The concrete would turn to dust over that time.
▶ No.119031>>119033
>>119028Check your vision.

▶ No.119033>>119035
>>119031>>119032I know, it was a callback

▶ No.119034>>119036
>>119030I mean, are we forgetting that Chell is the protagonist to both?
▶ No.119036>>119042
>>119029The moon rocks are what are used for the white gel. Because apparently, moon rocks are good for having portals on them.
>>119034She was in stasis albeit
▶ No.119039>>119041
>>119030>The concrete would turn to dust over that time.Not if it's self-repairing because science or something
▶ No.119042>>119044
>>119036>The moon rocks are what are used for the white gel. Because apparently, moon rocks are good for having portals on them.You would think there would be some electrochemical relationship or whatever is what I'm trying to say.
>She was in stasis albeitYeah, but how long are we willing to suspend our disbelief for that?
>Valve writing ▶ No.119043
>>119040Kino. What are their powers?

▶ No.119044>>119045>>119048
>>119042>Yeah, but how long are we willing to suspend our disbelief for that? 20 years, because that makes the most sense, also it lines up with Portal 1 taking place during the Combine invasion and Half-Life 2 taking place about 20 years after the Combine invasion.
Chell in Half-Life 3 confirmed
▶ No.119045>>119047>>119048
>>119044>Chell in Half-Life 3 confirmedNEVER. EVER.

▶ No.119046>>119047
>>119041No even thoughver IT'S CANON
▶ No.119047>>119049>>119051
>>119045Trvst the plQn
>>119046NO IT'S NOT
▶ No.119049>>119055
>>119047It's been Snopes-verified that it's a self-repairing futuristic technology science area
▶ No.119051
>>119047>Trvst the plQnNo,
glub Valve. I want to see them embarrass themselves.
▶ No.119052
>>119048One had nig in them, the other didn't. It was an easy choice for a man who'd obviously have yellow fever.
▶ No.119053
>>119040Can you do 301 (Mirei)?
▶ No.119058
>>119055A single battalion of Marines could no-diff sweep the entire combine forces on Earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gTLN22N6gw ▶ No.119065>>119066
>>119062What does she do, first off?
▶ No.119066>>119067
>>119065She's a member of The Felt, keep up, son.

▶ No.119067>>119069
>>119066Power wise

▶ No.119069>>119082
>>119067She silences Snowman.
▶ No.119071>>119073>>119077
>>119070New sticker just dropped.

▶ No.119072>>119074>>119075
File (hide): 1745008372458.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 3.09 MB, 640x266, Prolemon2_4K_HDR__Opening_….mp4) [play once] [loop]

Half Life 3 leaked intro.

▶ No.119073
>>119071>>119070It's
glubing
wwavved ▶ No.119074>>119076
>>119072Why did he drink it
▶ No.119075
>>119072GORDIN FREEMANG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

▶ No.119078>>119113
>>119077Make him as wide as the
DERSITE, please.
▶ No.119079>>119080
>>119068im obsessed with the way he pronounces "ww"
▶ No.119081>>119084
>>119080He's a prince and he lives in a car
▶ No.119083>>119085>>119103>>119107
>>119077What would his rap career look like?
▶ No.119084
>>119081He came down in a bubble doug
▶ No.119085>>119086>>119087>>119103
>>1190833 views on soundcloud
▶ No.119087>>119088>>119089>>119103
>>119085Two of them are form himself.
▶ No.119088>>119090>>119103
>>119087third is from fef for about 6 seconds
▶ No.119089>>119103
>>119087One is from him and 2 are from sollux gathering blackmail
▶ No.119090>>119091>>119103
>>119088>Fef, calling Eridan."yea)( no, that was bad. like. REEEEEALLY bad."
▶ No.119092>>119095>>119103
>>119091"… no."
"let me s)(ow you some REAL music."
>Techno Fish Music ▶ No.119094>>119098
>>119068in an ideal world, megidochan would be called erichan and this would be embedded onto every page…

▶ No.119096>>119097>>119115
>>119095i'm getting flashbacks of walking around aimlessly to this music for 20 minutes straight
▶ No.119097>>119115
>>119096Every homosuck enjoyer has this song engraved inside their skull after 45+ minutes of that flash game
▶ No.119100>>119101>>119102
>>1190934chan doesn't die all the time, eh?
▶ No.119102>>119104
>>119101>>119100bothered by the new blood?

▶ No.119104
>>119102Me? Not particularly, but I do have an ear to the voice of winter
▶ No.119108
>>119095I meant this but it didn't paste the link strangely enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeVLchaoBWU ▶ No.119111>>119112>>119118
>>119093>>118626Alright, Ì just repurposed the old list for this
More headache-prone oldheads can lurk here, a board not laboring under Homestuck whatsoever
>>>/msg/ Only a single page catalog, though. HSG should be the "main" use of megidochan
▶ No.119112>>119114
>>119111>a board not laboring under Homestuck whatsoeveryou mean like this one? or is that new board going to explicitly disallow homestuck references?
feels like an unnecessary separation, honestly. even if people are a little tired of the casual homestuck conversation that's been happening, it's likely to slow down as the new users settle in, no?

▶ No.119114>>119116
>>119112I'll be frank. It's for posting raw suji pics outside spoiler tags.

▶ No.119115>>119123>>119127
>>119095>>119096>>119097it's shit

i prefer this
wasn't this album confirmed to have plagerized tracks anyway?
▶ No.119116>>119128
>>119114そんな訳ないでしょ

▶ No.119119>>119120
be like a stan lee cameo in that 8ITCH life always there never appreciated
▶ No.119120>>119122
>>119119But those were always appreciated.
▶ No.119121
>Lucas turned off his flag again
▶ No.119122>>119125>>119126
>>119120old dead man makes an appearance for the 998th time, in an already mediocre movie, adding absolutely nothing of value other than a wilhelm scream effect? tsk, cmon chump
▶ No.119123
>>119115It's not shit!!! And I haven't heard about any plagiarism, is that true?
▶ No.119125
>>119122OOOOH BOY THAT'S GOTTA HURT
:everybody laughs:
▶ No.119126
>>119122that doesn't make the cameo not appreciated
▶ No.119127>>119129>>119132
>>119115The original batch?
>Indigo Archer (first version) - "Switch" from Frozen Synapse>Purple Tyrant (first version) - "A Functioning God" from Frozen SynapseOr the ones everyone found out much later?
>Teal Seer - "Something's Different" by James Lawler>Made of Time - "Legend In The Sky" by Dragonic Symphony ▶ No.119128>>119130
>>119116
But it's for whatever. It actually is very handy to have a slower bulletein board where things don't get shuffled into the mist as quickly
▶ No.119129
>>119127Kek I remember the Synapse rips
▶ No.119130>>119131>>119134
>>119128it would be cool if they designed some sort first-class mechanism for this. like, a way to maintain separate strings of posts, separated perhaps by topic or speed, within the same bulletin board

▶ No.119131
>>119130>sort first-classsort of*
▶ No.119134>>119141
>>119130HSG is one thread, though
"that's how things have always been."

▶ No.119135>>119145
>>119133She's cute without the stupid goggles

▶ No.119136>>119137
why does she even glubing wear them
▶ No.119137>>119138
>>119136how else is she supposed to keep water out of her eyes while still keeping them open?
glubing dumbass.
▶ No.119138>>119139>>119140>>119142
>>119137so is eridan in constant pain or what
▶ No.119139
>>119138when has eridan gone under the water
▶ No.119141>>119143>>119152
>>119134I guess I'm just a little confused about what kind of content would belong in the "slow" board. is it meant to encourage more effortful posting, or original content creation? that would totally make sense. but from your description, it sounds like both will be topicless chat boards with no real difference in encouraged style/content (except maybe no homestuck)

▶ No.119143>>119152
>>119141It's just in case things get too annoying.
▶ No.119144>>119146>>119149
I always thought the Seadwellers had a layer of transparent skin that covers their eyes when they're underwater. Feferi used her goggles to keep fresh air from drying them out. Eridan, never going into the water, lost that layer, which makes swimming in seawater or chlorinated water difficult.
Anyway, off to find someone else to draw.
▶ No.119145
>>119135She's cute with them too.
▶ No.119149>>119155
>>119144>Anyway, off to find someone else to draw.Rose. Rose Lalonde.

▶ No.119150>>119151>>119158
>>119146Its not lore, more an arbitrary speculation.
▶ No.119152
>>119141Just in case one of the existing loose affiliation of shitposters feels their usual den is being displaced or anything.
Basically
>>119143 ▶ No.119153>>119154
>>119151new sticker?

▶ No.119154>>119158
>>119153>>119151Never watched him, but it's certainly small enough for the 4um tab…
▶ No.119157
>>119147Redeem Shitcker, Sar.
▶ No.119158
>>119150It's lore.
>>119154Do it. Shit in the jar.
▶ No.119161
>>119159Reminds me of those scuffed early Disney animatics.
▶ No.119162
>>119159this is framed like a cdi animation
▶ No.119163
im a 25 year old millionaire but my neighbors think im just a broke kid
all my money is invested straight into my business and the leftover into dividend stocks
im on track to make 100k in dividends this year
get rich and stay off the grid
▶ No.119164>>119165>>119166
>>119159Is this an isolated case in the entire thing?
▶ No.119165>>119166>>119167>>119196
>>119164This is the only scene in the whole show that's like this so far
▶ No.119166
>>119164>>119165Also this was the last episode of the season according to wikipedia, so I think they dumped all the budget at the last minute (this episode and the last one were really
glubing good)
▶ No.119168>>119169>>119170
I really enjoy how Mad Hatter gets more and more insane every time he shows up. They mostly keep things as very isolated episodes, so this sort of thing is nice.
"I just want the girl of my dreams then I'll stop"
"I just want batman to not ruin my life any further then I'll stop"
"I just want hundreds of million dollars for a private island then I'll stop"
▶ No.119170
>>119168All reasonable DEMANDS
▶ No.119171
>>119160Hold on there, you've had too much to think
▶ No.119173
I AM FREE AT LAST

▶ No.119175
>>119174Rose would NEVER.
▶ No.119180>>119182>>119200
>>119178For how sex motivated I can be, I'd rather have the smart girl to suffer alongside
▶ No.119181
>>119178Rose? Rose Lalonde?
▶ No.119183>>119184
>>119182110 is fine for me
▶ No.119184>>119187
>>119183Move those numbers around, buddy.
▶ No.119185
>>119179Kuromi's nipple hairs ache?

▶ No.119191>>119193>>119195
>>119190Does League enforce 50/50 win rates for everyone like most matchmaking systems?

▶ No.119192>>119194
>>119189101 would be a normie girl
▶ No.119193>>119195
>>119191"Yes" but "no." I'm just not good enough to carry and I play stupid shit.
▶ No.119195
>>119191>>119193A dev himself said that League is more like 20/20/60.

▶ No.119196
>>119165What about the scene when clay face is switching across faces?
▶ No.119198>>119199
>>119197Emo music is also loud, idiot poseur.

▶ No.119199>>119202
>>119198can't a jive ass
dood be emo without liking emo music?
▶ No.119200>>119203
>>119180flagless MEXpost

▶ No.119201>>119204
>>119186oh my science is that THING (JAPAN)???
▶ No.119205
>>119204I look just like that
▶ No.119206>>119207
>>119203so, you recede into the darkness

▶ No.119207
>>119206I have to make punigender, but I think my lappy and PC desynced flags
▶ No.119212
wwomen should be able to givve birth faster
▶ No.119213>>119214>>119219
>>119210What the
glub are John and Kanaya doing together if not plotting her downfall?
▶ No.119214>>119215
>>119213building a sand castle, clearly.

▶ No.119215
>>119214John is just watching. Kanaya has to be doing something with her hands while talking because she's autistic.
▶ No.119216>>119217>>119222
>>119210My /ic/ brain screams symbol drawing but my coomer heart screams CHEEKS

▶ No.119218>>119220
>>119217artdreg autism, nothing to see here, move along
▶ No.119219>>119221>>119223
>>119213>Kanaya: So, We Attack Tomororw.>John: yes, tomorrow.…
>Kanaya: I Mean It This Time>John: so do i. ▶ No.119220>>119228
>>119218Elaborate.

▶ No.119221
>>119219NEVER TRUST A TROLL.

▶ No.119222>>119228
>>119216>Symbol Drawing.I had to look that up.
I.. Thanks, I guess?
▶ No.119224>>119225
>>119223And so I have.
So, We Attack Tomorrow.yes, tomorrow.…
I Mean It This Time.i do too. ▶ No.119225>>119226
>>119224Waiting for the John betrayal arc.

▶ No.119226>>119227
>>119225They organize the ultimate betrayel of Rose Lalonde.
They…
Mix all of her whites with reds, resulting in pinks. ▶ No.119227>>119229
>>119226>resulting in pinks.Rose probably wouldn't hate that. Pink goes well with purple.

▶ No.119228>>119230>>119231
>>119220short version
>artdreg board on 4rareman>three tiers of posters more or less>the homosexuals that are decent at art who suck each other off and shit on everyone else>the middleground artfren whos there to learn>then the bottom of the barrel beginner drawdregs who violently lash out at each other often at the behest of the upper echelon of artdregs>symbol drawing being a pseud term coined by an old art teacher to explain many beginner artists reliance on the basic drawing symbols learned in early childhood>>119222That part wasn't necessarily a compliment but keep drawing artfren, the journey is a long one.
▶ No.119230>>119233>>119242
>>119228*Draws you as a symbol.*

▶ No.119231>>119240
>>119228Y'know what, I think I'm somewhere between beginner and middleground. I'm self taught, and my art fluctuates from alright to mediocre. Don't get much time to draw these days with work and life. I was going to /ic/ for some suggestions and assistance, but then some
assholes decided that I could not, and I lost the thread I was in. At least I got those tutorial videos in my queue.
▶ No.119232
I will never be good at drawing but I think I've made peace with that.

▶ No.119234
>>119233I think you're just dark!MoM ぶっちゃけ. My Shadow….

▶ No.119235
>Still named nyar and not nyaHATE
MEX. HATE
MEX.

▶ No.119236>>119237>>119241
I think I can do one more drawing tonight, something not colored.
▶ No.119239
I WILL NOT
glub BROWN
wwomen.

▶ No.119240
>>119231I really wish I'd bothered to archive my PDF collection I scalped from there but hindsight it 20/20. I haven't drawn in
glubing ages and only ever really use my powers to edit now a days but I'm always happy to fawn the flame for someone else who's still got the passion for it!

▶ No.119242>>119243>>119244>>119245
>>119230the term refers to the idea of drawing abstract symbols from your mind (for example, a hand = ball + 5 cylinders sticking out radially), rather than really looking at each specific detail of the object in a reference and attempting to reproduce them. many people just starting to develop their observation s
culls have trouble with falling back to the abstract representation in their mind, even if they're looking at a reference
▶ No.119243
>>119242>have trouble with falling back to the abstract representation in their minder, rather, they have trouble NOT falling back to it
▶ No.119244
>>119242Much more eloquent than my retard rambling, thank you anon-kun
▶ No.119245>>119246
>>119242For some reason, I was able to do a very accurate paper mache horse but I can never really draw that well without a reference. I don't think I can draw a horse as well as I can sculpt one, even with a reference. I still suck at drawing with references. I hate drawing with references anyway. Feels like cheating- just like tracing.

▶ No.119246>>119247
>>119245That thought process is a mindtrap artfren, everyone has to learn using references. It's just some people are able to flip from symbols to drawing what they actually see much more easily than others, and as such tend to build a broader library of knowledge. Every reference used correctly helps reinforce the ideas in your brain, so eventually you end up with an entire mental library of references you can twist and manipulate to your whims.

▶ No.119247>>119248>>119250
>>119246You are a fool if you think I value actually accomplishing things over retard samurai honor. See, the kin list, 怨霊.

▶ No.119248>>119249
>>119247you need to sign my cowboy creative manifesto

▶ No.119249>>119251
>>119248You need to sign my asscheek.
▶ No.119253>>119254
>>119252I hope you explode.

▶ No.119255>>119256>>119258
Valve really thought to themselves "What if the Borg randomly had slaves and were also inept"

▶ No.119257
>>119256A good design, for sure, but the art department sure as Hell doesn't redeem Bethesda.

▶ No.119258>>119259>>119260
>>119255Is it "random" and weren't they also already pretty inept
▶ No.119259>>119260
>>119258>Is it "random"Huh?
>weren't they also already pretty ineptNot nearly or as consistently.
▶ No.119260
>>119258>>119259Oh, I just meant in the sense that they had a hierarchy of slaves of aliens that weren't strictly Borged up or whatever you want to call the Combine equivalent
▶ No.119261>>119264
btw its probably inspired by the Pfhor from Marathon if anything…..
▶ No.119263>>119266
>>119262>No, Valve deserves hell for culling QuickplayThis, yes.
>taking 7 years to do something about the bots.This is understandable. Bots are a shit and aren't nearly as easy to fix as some people think.
▶ No.119264
>>119261I was just using it as an easy point of comparison since it's a fairly generic sci-fi trope but this smurfa is out here making out unsubstantiated claims.
▶ No.119266>>119267
>>119263I don't think they ever bothered to try fixing it, considering the bots were open source. Word has it they only got banned after one guy volunteered to work on a fix and it took him two years.
You'd think they'd have sent more people to try and fix that.
▶ No.119267>>119268>>119274
>>119266I don't believe the word.
▶ No.119268>>119269
>>119267>The word… Of Blake?
▶ No.119269
>>119268Don't know who that is.
▶ No.119273
>>119270These are all pre-embeded.
▶ No.119275
>>119274This is only really applicable to TF2.
They have a bigger central issue. Their central design philosophy is insidious and insipid. (NO NEW GAMES, PLEASE AWARD US.)
▶ No.119276>>119278>>119279
So sleepy…
▶ No.119277>>119280
>>119274money printer company, sadly.
add on the fact that most users hate the idea of using more than one storefront, and that their biggest potential competitor (epic) blundered their image hard with their exclusives policy, and it seems like we won't see big changes anytime soon
▶ No.119280>>119282
>>119277That doesn't explain why Half Life: Alyx is shit.

▶ No.119281
96 hours into the dry fast

▶ No.119282>>119283
>>119280I thought players generally really liked it? assuming they were able to play it with good VR hardware
▶ No.119284>>119285
The general public would shit their pants if NintenBARKBEASTs was in VR.
▶ No.119285>>119288
>>119284Kinda sad we're not seeing any games use the microphone on the Switch 2… It's just voice chat so far, I am pretty sure.
▶ No.119286>>119287
Wait no mario party had a "scream at the car to make it go" minigame. Still, I want more.
▶ No.119287
>>119286>Wait no mario party had a "scream at the car to make it go" minigame. Still, I want more.I want a Mario Kart where that's the main mechanic.
▶ No.119288>>119289
>>119285Is it in the joycon? KeitAI the game?
▶ No.119289>>119293
>>119288It's on the console but they have crazy noise filtering technology and stuff
▶ No.119292>>119294
>>119291SLIT, SLIT, SLIT!

▶ No.119293
>>119289Interesting. I don't like to raise my voice, though.
▶ No.119297
Goth is when a girl wears black btw.
▶ No.119304
>>119303Puni getting Sneeded on?

▶ No.119308
>>119306PORN… LE…. BAD… 怨霊(?)
▶ No.119311>>119313>>119314>>119327>>119394
>>119306It's amazing that sinfest has exactly one consistent opinion.
After all these years, Tatsuya is still sex-negative.
▶ No.119312>>119315
>>119310Takes more than a few pennies to find out
▶ No.119313>>119314
>>119311
BIZNASTY
! too bad he can't make good comics about it.
▶ No.119314>>119316>>119317
>>119311That's what I keep saying but it doesn't seem to register with people on a deeper level.
>>119313Shut up.

▶ No.119317>>119319>>119320
>>119314Prostitution… good actually……..?
▶ No.119318
>>119306i've never seen a 怨霊 support an OF foid
▶ No.119319>>119322
>>119317Remember the number one rule of prostitution is don't get
DIAPd.
Rule 2 is have fun.
▶ No.119320
>>119317No, I'm sex-negative too, just shut up.

▶ No.119321>>119323
I mean half of what I was trying to say there was "his comic going ERM ITS JUST BAD OKAY is still shit"
▶ No.119326
>>119325Weird Rose to pick.
▶ No.119327>>119331
>>119311Japanese virtue

▶ No.119328>>119329>>119333
>>119324Nice username NERD

What's the XLR stand for? Xylophone Laser Rats?

▶ No.119331>>119332
>>119327Sexual repression is hardly a virtue. We all know that Tatsuya gets sweaty in the palms when he has to do his obligatory
8ITCHES AND WWHORES strips.
▶ No.119332
>>119331DOUBLE QUIRK COMBO
▶ No.119338
>>119329Failing to recognize trips is good

▶ No.119341
>>119337THAT GUY STOLE THAT GUY'S FIG.
▶ No.119344>>119345>>119346
>>119343all the better to hold you with, my dear

▶ No.119345
>>119344I'm drafting her into my Blood Bowl team and then going to send her to get stomped on by goblins.
▶ No.119349>>119350
>Hot air makes you tired but you fall asleep better in cold airNone of this shit makes any sense.

▶ No.119350>>119352
>>119349I really do not believe the cold thing, or people's idea of "cold" is not that cold, I guess.
▶ No.119353>>119354
>>119351Then make them make the cut, retard.

▶ No.119354>>119356
>>119353I'm not
MeX 
▶ No.119355>>119357>>119358
>>119352No. It is stupid. I want warm toasty comfy bed.
▶ No.119356>>119362
>>119354MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX.

▶ No.119357
>>119355Heat gives nightmares. I know this much is true. Maybe.

▶ No.119358>>119359
>>119355programmable climate-controlled bed that lulls you into sleep with summery blankets, only to shift into deep sleep cryo mode once you're out cold

▶ No.119359
>>119358That's basically what I do with just a space heater.
▶ No.119361
>>119360
but meggy… your stories…
▶ No.119364
Shantae’s butt.
▶ No.119365>>119367
>>119362I didn't really post these as a hopeful submission, just felt like sharing, but…
asuka's niyari is much more devious than maya's smirk. and 3 and 4 don't really match (I even mentioned we didn't have a proper カァー blush sticker :^p)
▶ No.119367
>>119365Yeah I couldn't find a match for that exact degree of tsundere lecturing in the 4th, so my only excuse was that my willy wasn't feeling it for whatever reason
▶ No.119369>>119371>>119372>>119374
according to 4chan jannies in irc, 4chan should be up within a few days
if
MEX still wants to advertise, these are probably the last optimal days to do so

▶ No.119371>>119373
>>119369Megidochan will find its audience because no one wants to deal with 4chan’s Captcha, Cloudflare and mod abuse any more.
▶ No.119372>>119375>>119382
>>119369Shill always feels needy…
But after sturdy, lolcow and desuarchive, I don't know any other pockets
I could start pestering this gatekeeper again
https://homosuckgeneral.tumblr.com/ ▶ No.119373
>>119371>Captcha, Cloudflareabout that… you may find that it follows the crowd, so to speak
▶ No.119374>>119382
>>119369What proof of this have you? I heard they will take six months.
▶ No.119375>>119376>>119378
>>119372>I don't know any other pockets8chan.moe has captured a fair amount of refugee traffic I believe
https://8chan.moe/co/ ▶ No.119376>>119377>>119378>>119433
>>119375in fact, look, they already have one!
another "rival" /hsg/ ;^p
https://8chan.moe/co/res/45024.html ▶ No.119378
>>119375>>119376Yeah they have an anti-shill in the OP. Functionally the same and none of the greasy feelings from me

▶ No.119379>>119383
>>119377MoM rage fuel.png
▶ No.119380>>119386
>>119377I'm not liking this little splintered-age going on with the chans. My 3 autistic interests are now spread across like 5 websites

▶ No.119382>>119392
>>119372>lolcowwe've been advertising in there?

the tumblr account might be a good avenue but it
is tumblr, you should probably know what audience it's going to drag in
>>119374source: just trust me
an unrelated jannie i know said they saw a 4chan rizon irc screenshot stating it ▶ No.119384>>119387
>>119377it's almost like they aren't even aware of
>>>/hot/!

▶ No.119385
>>119377>My hecking bread isn't on 100% topic 24/7cull yourself over it
▶ No.119387
>>119383>>119384I think it gets more browsers than posters. Maybe a low-pressure HS2 thread would help
▶ No.119388
>>119386>some of the second thinger, thought I was more specific in the first half. by second thing I mean the inconveniences that come with fragmentation
▶ No.119389>>119391
>enough with the consolidation of the web! we should RETVRN to small, sovlfvl websites with distinct communities, appearances, and features!Me unironically.
The value in obscurity, the closeness in restraint…

▶ No.119392>>119398
>>119382You know a meid0?
That poor guy.
Tell him to unban Homestuck.
▶ No.119393>>119398
>>119390Youre going to try Hazbin Hotel? Good luck. I couldn't get through the intro of the first episode.
▶ No.119394
>>119311Yeah, he really like drawing whores.
▶ No.119395>>119396
>>119391"that's his thing."
codename SEX-
MEX ▶ No.119396
>>119391>>119395I want to fill anything I write with double entendres like that
▶ No.119397
>>119390We need to collective deep dive on
https://corru.observer/ ▶ No.119398>>119399
>>119392no clue what a meido is - should've specified it was an altchan one
>>119393i'm mainly watching out of morbid curiosity. i used to watch helluva boss but i ended up dropping it in season 2 after realizing they weren't going to go anywhere, so i want to see if hazbin follows the same path
▶ No.119399
>>119398As a fan of the Helluva Boss threads, Hazbin Hotel was only ever observed from afar. All I know is that Lute and Adam are the best.
▶ No.119400>>119401
10 million damage…

▶ No.119401
>>119400the sharty won't stop…
▶ No.119402
Kirrrrrby Kirby Kirby that’s the name you should know
Kirrrrrby Kirby Kirby he’s the star of the show
▶ No.119405>>119406
>>119403>Exotic2032 blue eyed asians
▶ No.119406
>>1194052032 elective iris pigmentation surgery
▶ No.119407
>>119404and so the turk has returned…

▶ No.119409
>>119408
dude can you at least speak like a normal human
▶ No.119412
>>119408
Is this inspired by Mr. Fantastic or George Costanza?
▶ No.119414>>119415

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA brain hurt
▶ No.119415>>119418>>119422
>>119414I replaced the headband padding on my headphones last week, thinking it would reduce the headphone dent effect. instead, I have a headphone dent and a daily headache

▶ No.119418>>119419
>>119415will ur head split into two if u let the headphone dent progress

▶ No.119419>>119421
>>119418probably not… but I don't like the way it flattens my hair against my scalp

▶ No.119420
THE DENT
▶ No.119421
>>119419if u keep headphone on 24/7 even when u sleep you will become cruelty squad psyker trust me
the govenrment doesn't want you to know
▶ No.119423>>119424>>119473
@
MEX, list the sites "EMbed" is working for

▶ No.119424>>119429
>>119423Rudy, list the names of the people Petpeta has
culled in battle.
▶ No.119425>>119426>>119427
anyone here use a custom cursor? i just downloaded a sburb set its really cute but i need to get used to it
▶ No.119426>>119432
>>119425Used to, but I either got tired of it or the system somehow reset it to the default cursor.
▶ No.119427>>119432
>>119425The hard part about trying to switch to Linux is that most Homestuck custom PC stuff like that is made for Windows.
▶ No.119429
>>119424There's or was at least a fanfic of Homestuck with Nepeta goes insane bloody
culler instead of Gamzee. All tge peoples were
culled by her are listed there

Fetch it!
▶ No.119431
>>119428HOLD ONTO YOUR DIAPIES, BABIES!
▶ No.119432
>>119427o dang yeah, that sucks
>>119426get a custom one RIGHT NOW!!
>>119428big if true
▶ No.119435>>119436>>119437>>119440>>119461
Homestuck General getting specifically mentioned by the kiwifarms head guy, null, in his weekly podcast
▶ No.119437>>119438>>119439
>>119435link and timestamp?
▶ No.119438
>>119437I’m mostly just amazed that he has a podcast.
▶ No.119440>>119441>>119444
>>119435>Homestuck General getting specifically mentioned by the kiwifarms head guy, null, in his weekly podcast
Who is a kiwifarms head guy?
What exactly did he mentioned over Homestuck General?
Which one in particular HSG he was talking about, our Megidochan?
Why basically should any of us care?
▶ No.119441>>119442
>>119440idk i just thought it'd be funny to poast
▶ No.119442>>119443
>>119439>>119441Uh…
Tell me with text, fully or shortly, what is that

▶ No.119443>>119450>>119470
>>119442the kiwifarms guy has a weekly podcast, its mostly for lolcow drama but he talks about things. I dislike a lot of his tragically ill informed political opinions but boy am i hungry for drama
▶ No.119444>>119470
>>119440>Who is a kiwifarms head guy?null, he runs the kiwifarms forums
>What exactly did he mentioned over Homestuck General?he's referring to the posts made by the jannies in /j/, where they discuss banning us due to being "an off-topic chatroom of 20 or so people"
>Which one in particular HSG he was talking about, our Megidochan?/co/ hsg before the 2014 ban
>Why basically should any of us care?it's interesting to hear our swamp of a community mentioned by noteworthy internet figures over 10 years after the fact

▶ No.119447>>119448>>119449
what is null classpect
▶ No.119448
>>119447prince of void off the top of my head
▶ No.119450>>119451>>119607
>>119443I think the internet will be better off when they realize that Kiwifarms, Null, and the modern state of chan culture are for normaldregs, not nerds.
▶ No.119451>>119452
>>1194504chan's victory has destroyed itself
what was once only posted there is now just normal across the internet
▶ No.119452>>119607
>>119451Seeing 4chan lumped in with the iDubbbz generation of humor by an internet figurehead like Null who’s supposedly operating at full tilt right now is really depressing to me.
▶ No.119453>>119454>>119455>>119456
i never visited kiwifarms before, is it fun
▶ No.119454
>>119453it is… le bad

▶ No.119455
>>119453It’s internet heroin. It will almost definitely titillate you if you want to see drama and retarded/crazy shit, but it’s mostly staffed and used by very stupid and driven by contempt for the weird and silly that made the classic internet so fun.
▶ No.119456
>>119453The farm is fun if you wanna talk about lolcows or wider internet shit but if you don't stay in that lane they'll shit their britches real hard.
Alot closer to normaldreg culturally then the chans and it shows, only degeneracy that's remotely socially acceptable is anime and that's cause they're too loud to silence.
▶ No.119458>>119462>>119607
>>119457glubing Pan-Pizza of all people coming after Kuromidregs in his last video…
▶ No.119461>>119468
>>119435>>119439He's right about the internal drives, but I don't remember any HSGaeans doing joyjake tier boardshitting
▶ No.119462>>119463>>119464>>119466
>>119458I have no
glubing idea who half of the e-celebs you mention are or why you are so invested in them.
▶ No.119463>>119469
>>119462I don't even know what a Homestuck is
▶ No.119464
>>119462Funnily enough you'd fit more on Kiwifarms than you'd think.
>Isn't crazy what retard X said the other day?No, no it isn't.
▶ No.119466
>>119462
idk who any of those ppl r either
▶ No.119467
>>119465HOW is a man more comfortable being blocked than not???

▶ No.119468
>>119461>I don't remember any HSGaeans doing joyjake tier boardshittingMaybe we should, after all /qa/ won, so it's an effective strategy.
▶ No.119469
>>119463Man who never seriously contended with an adventure game (but spent lots of time chatting online) attempts to one up them
▶ No.119470
>>119443Oh, I see, thanks
>>119444Whoa there, dem triple

Thanks, Старичок-Боровичок
▶ No.119472>>119475
>>119471Just you wait I'll be back to my cumputer

▶ No.119473>>119476
>>119423At the moment, just youtube. JSchan sure would fix a lot of things, I'm thinking…
▶ No.119474>>119607
Thinking about Vriska putting me to sleep at the convention…

▶ No.119475>>119477>>119480
>>119472why did u spell it like that…

▶ No.119476>>119477
>>119473>At the moment, just youtube
Why did AF gone, by the way?
▶ No.119477
>>119475Rudy is our Russian ambassador
>>119476General chan burnout it seemed like
▶ No.119479>>119607
All these people talking about how they missed out on cosplayer sex back when Homestuck was viral - dude, I never even had a single Vriska cosplayer try to hypnotize me in public. *That’s* the issue here.
▶ No.119480>>119481
>>119475Because I using my PC as befia data hub for uploading pictutes of video to chats and private messengers, to read news, watch video and listening music of the most currency I cen reach, which makes my computer a C.U.M.puter (Current Updated Media)-piter, of course. What else fould it be?

…
Wait a minute…

Oh, dirty pervert



How dare to think of my internet reaching machine as some kink
glub's onahole?!
You, sir, disgust me


▶ No.119481
>>119480
i dident do anything i innocent, im baby…
▶ No.119602
>>119362You stupid
DERSITE.
▶ No.119606
>>119403THEY
glubED UP THE NAMES. NOBODY ASSOCIATES MAY AND JUNE TOGETHER.