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 No.98890[Last 100 Posts]

chessboard alice edition
old >>97861

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>>98888
it just doesn't really seem like my thing. what do you like in particular about these ones?

 No.98892>>98897

>>98891
They're just fucking good, okay!??!?!?!

 No.98893

>MEX doesn't link the new thread immediately AGAIN
:demands:

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 No.98895

>>98894
Everyone should be bored of black people by now. :share:

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 No.98898>>98899>>98900

This has been my favorite hip-hop album recently. I think I’ve quoted a few lines from it here.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL84FE4D1DDE98B68C&si=sju5YZs4NxluFkIB

It is a little retarded at points and there are some bad conscious hip-hop politics, but otherwise it is very entertaining and contains levels of wordplay that make most rap look like a shitpost.

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>>98898
>bad conscious hip-hop politics
I wonder, whatever could he mean by this.

 No.98901>>98902

>>98899
Let the epic heckin niggo inside yourself experience Joy

 No.98902>>98903

>>98901
I do that whenever I sexually assault wwomen on the street. :fangirl:

 No.98903>>98905

>>98902
turkey?

 No.98904

You VVILL.

 No.98905

>>98903
Date DIAP is CLASSY and distinctly EASTERN™ (anything east of the Mediterranean sea is a FAR EAST country so a Turkey being a weeaboo is okay but American jokingly larping as a Chinaboo isn't)

 No.98906>>98907>>98911

>>98900
This album contains the phrases
>White nazis
>Racism
>Americanized
>Systems of hierarchy
>swagler

It does also have the line “I’ll turn Brokeback Mountain to Hamburger Hill”, though, so.

 No.98907>>98908>>98910

>>98906
> “I’ll turn Brokeback Mountain to Hamburger Hill”
That's pretty fucking gay too. Now if it was Hamburgler Hill, then we're fucking talking.

 No.98908

>>98907
*Hamburglar
It's not so clear when the lines get blurred.

 No.98909

>Get woken up from my nap because my parents are retarded and didn't realize they locked the cat in the attic
:yada::udone:

 No.98910>>98912

>>98907
Other highlights include:
>”Deepthroat my dick ‘till it singes in your stomach acid”
>”Fuck sexual diseases, my ejaculation leaves exit wounds”
>”It must be a bit hard to spit bars with my nuts in your mouth”
>”Advanced lifeforms found in my semen”

 No.98911>>98913>>98921

>>98906
>lyrics reference political issues
VGH

 No.98912>>98914>>98916

>>98910
It's so cool and funny how rappers can get away with writing embarrassing shit because they're black while if Eminem did it, it'd become a community-wide joke. :wow!:

Not I like Eminem. At all. But people need to realize how fucking corny and stupid 90% of rap bars are. Like just barely passing the bar for clever; group of preteens are equivalent.

But I get it, rapping and rhyming is hard. But. Whatever.

 No.98913>>98923

>>98911
White Nazis are everywhere these days. :auu:

 No.98914>>98915

>>98912
but people make fun of corny rap bars all the time, especially eminem
:huh:

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>>98914
"There's a cultural divide and if you don't see it, you're getting DIAPd."

 No.98916>>98918

>>98912
There’s only one black rapper on this album and he’s a feature on two tracks.

 No.98917>>98919

>>98915
no seriously though, people make fun of eminem all the time
also stupid corny bars are fun sometimes, it's humorous

 No.98918

>>98916
Oh no. Looks like you're the white Nazi now.

 No.98919>>98920

>>98917
>people make fun of eminem all the time
I said exactly as much, ESLpan.

 No.98920>>98922

>>98919
>while if Eminem did it, it'd become a community-wide joke
all sorts of rappers make silly rhymes and people laugh at all of them. you should know that, isn't graduation on your chart?

 No.98921>>98922>>98925

>>98911
This is one of those rap projects like Eminem or Insane Clown Posse that fudge left-wing ideology about racial abuse and rich white oppressors with commonly considered conservative opinions about things like homosexuality. Like, they’re working the “overlords are homopaedos who are racist because they’re jealous they can’t fuck kids as well as black people” or whatever.

 No.98922>>98924>>98927

>>98920
Yes, but for Eminem, it's a specific taint. Stop speaking to me for several years. :de?:
>>98921
>“overlords are homopaedos who are racist because they’re jealous they can’t fuck kids as well as black people”
w0t

 No.98923

>>98913
Yeah, but unfortunately Brown Nazis are increasing at a rapid pace too

 No.98924

>>98922
>Stop speaking to me for several years.
:sniffle:

 No.98925>>98926

>>98921
>left-wing ideology about racial abuse and rich white oppressors with commonly considered conservative opinions about things like homosexuality
That's just what Black Culture is

 No.98926>>98928

>>98925
AYO, WE FUCK KIDS SO GOOD, THE CRACKERS GOTTA' WEAR THE HOOD. :nite:

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>>98922
Muh dick > Epstein's

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>>98927
Look, it's me! :nipah:

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>>98929
Natto batto…

 No.98931

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Sprunki, edit an OC into this image to make a truly timeless meme.:mii:

 No.98932

>>98930
I regret to inform you that I don't speak Japanese.

 No.98933>>98934

Why Is It Called South Park When They Live In A Northern Land :perfect:

 No.98934

>>98933
Because the FUCKING JEWS were more likely to fund that SUBVERSIVE POISON if it was portrayed as making fun of southern whites!!
:argh::itovver::argh:

 No.98935>>98936>>98937

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Let's start with the obvious: Andrew Tate is dysgenic as fuck. I challenge you to watch a single video of this orcish freak without automatically wondering what bizarre genetic accident led him to be so fucking ugly. Seriously, look up Pierre Robins sequence, this guy has it. He is the embodiment of the Amerimutt meme, he looks like someone asked an AI to create a living example of the dangers of uncontrolled racemixing and fetal alcohol syndrome. The funniest thing about this guy is that he acts like some kind of perfect specimen of humanity, while unironically sporting the receding chin, bald godfather, goofy squeaking voice and cartoon ears of a bastard child born of incest.

That's not even the funniest thing though, because besides looking like a melted waxwork figure from an exhibition on the degenerate art of Weimar Germany, he's also just a fucking homosexual. If there is a war on masculinity, Andrew Tate is the crowning fucking achievement of that war. He preens constantly, everything he does is about his image, whether people are thinking about him, how many people are paying attention to him. He is effectively a male version of Kim Kardashian. Seriously, watch his videos and look for anything resembling actual masculinity, not the cheap, tawdry drag-queen masculinity that he sells. Where are his children? Where is his wife? Where is his homestead? Where are the things he has created with his hands? Where are the lands he has tamed? His videos show how he actually spends his time, shopping, dancing in tight shirts, plucking his eyebrows, getting massages and hanging out with other men. The only exception to these are the videos where he sticks a phallic symbol in his mouth and lisps angrily about how men aren't butch enough nowadays, about how no-one appreciates young men properly and how brotherly love is the greatest thing on earth. Pop a wig and a dress on the dreg and he'd fit right in at your local library.
Scamming is not hard work & pimping is not alpha or manly.

 No.98936>>98938

>>98935
Sweetie, you should learn from the best.


(Wait, where's :avohk2:, I thought I saw it last thread? :grr:)

 No.98937

>>98935
I was surprised he was only (32+6) when I looked it up the other day

 No.98938>>98939

>>98936
There's no 2, should I?

 No.98939>>98940>>98941

>>98938
Where is it?

 No.98940

>>98939
The white nazis took it.

 No.98941>>98943>>98946>>98953

>>98939
Bottom of MSPA, but you'll have to power refresh to make the button fetch the correct tag now

:avohk2:

 No.98942>>98944>>98945>>98953

Why is he bald?

 No.98943>>98949

>>98941
>Bottom of MSPA
"He shouldn't be there."

 No.98944

>>98942
Masks ontop of masks…

 No.98945

>>98942
improve solar efficiency

 No.98946>>98948

>>98941
Does Takanuva support the second amendment? Is Onu-Wahi a stand your ground state?

 No.98947>>98951

>Played Link To The Past as a kid
>Used the chicken to try and get over the bridge
>Probably spent a collective 6 hours trying to do that one thing
>Always failed so I assumed I was doing the wrong thing and so I gave up on that and eventually forgot about the game

>Played Ocarina of Time

>Got to the Deku Tree
>First couple of times, I didn't use the down-stab
>Then I started to do it
>It still didn't work (do you have to do it at the height of your jump?)
>Got convinced I was doing something wrong
>Wandered around and eventually forgot about the game

Man, what the Hell…? :done:

Anyway, spitball jokes about making Link and Zelda Indian in the new LoZ game because haha, rupees, and we have to crest off this new high of Indian hate.

 No.98948>>98960

>>98946
I hate how you know Bionicle shit.
>Is Onu-Wahi a stand your ground state?
No, castle doctrine state. Even better.

 No.98949>>98950>>98953

>>98943
Homestuck doll on a Homestuck website.
Where else, 4um?

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>>98949
>Where else, 4um?
Misc, duh.

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>>98947
The bridge over the ravine to Gerudo Valley? That one is OoT.

>Down stab

:huh:

 No.98952

>>98951
you can't up-tongue.

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>>98941
>>98942
>>98949
>>98951
Shrum, why you nao mammoth?

 No.98954>>98963

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>>98951
>The bridge over the ravine to Gerudo Valley? That one is OoT.
Are you telling me Bing is lying? :turnt:
>>Down stab
You stick your sword down while in the air. It was the DS remake. "Or something."
>>98953
He's 32.

 No.98955

>>98950
'Tis easily done

 No.98956>>98958>>98962

>>98953
I'm not actually, Shroomer. But maybe I could be?

 No.98957>>98962

>>98953
it's a reference to the animated film "ice age".

 No.98958>>98968

>>98956
>Enby MEX
:imagine:

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>>98948
>DUME TOOK THE GUNS
>PRIDAK TOOK THE GUNS
>AND IF YOU TRY TO TAKE OUR GUNS, NAMING DAY WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

 No.98961

>>98960
why is he bald?

 No.98962>>98965>>98967

>>98956
>But maybe I could be?
But there's already a Shrumer. He'll beat you for stealing his icon
>>98957
>it's a reference to the animated film "ice age".
:wwhat:
Why? He's been followed by insane nut creature?

 No.98963>>98966

>>98954
Oh, you meant Link's Awkening.
:ok!:
This AI is not a real person, treat everything it says as fiction.

 No.98964

>>98960
SOSHIRU RINK UPPU.

 No.98965>>98972>>98979

>>98962
>Why? He's been followed by insane nut creature?
Yes, it claims to be his daughter that wants to be impregnated by him.

 No.98966

>>98963
>Oh, you meant Link's Awkening.
No…..
>This AI is not a real person, treat everything it says as fiction.
But it taught me so much about cultivation and Chinese cooking?!?!?!?

 No.98967>>98969>>98974>>98979

>>98962
>Why? He's been followed by insane nut creature?
you shouldn't call MoM that.

 No.98968>>98971

>>98958
Some of my grimmest early memories involve being mistaken for a girl at summer camp

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>>98965
>Yes, it claims to be his daughter that wants to be impregnated by him.
Good time loop story hook :un:

 No.98973

>>98972
Deranged. :ugh:

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 No.98975

>>98970
Do Indians REALLY? :shutit:

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>>98974
>GWAR
Does he know?

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>>98977
That's the name of a band, you stupid fucking 怨霊. :hiii:

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>>98965
>Yes, it claims to be his daughter that wants to be impregnated by him.
:nyani:
SOunds like a bad joke
>>98967
>you shouldn't call MoM that.
Well, if MoM is actually someone's DAUGHTER

 No.98980

>>98979
>SOunds like a bad joke
That's just ojisan life.

 No.98981

>>98978
Google told me that much, thoght there might be more…

 No.98982>>98985>>98998

>>98979
>Well, if MoM is actually someone's DAUGHTER…
Do not post the doxx image. :uuu!:

 No.98983>>98984

It’s really fucked up that the pigs in our government waged the Toa-Dark Hunter War just to get at Iran’s supply of energized protodermis.

 No.98984>>98986

>>98983
I mean, you could have used another Bionicle thing instead of Iran but I'm not sure if it would have been funnier that way.

These are the questions that keep people up at night.

 No.98985

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>>98982
>post the doxx image.
Boo!

 No.98986>>98988>>99005

>>98984
I mean, I almost tried, but what would the Bionicle equivalent to Iran actually be? The Matoran universe isn’t structured like Earth and doesn’t have obvious analogues to real countries. You could make some hacky sand person joke about Bara Magna, but that’s it.

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 No.98988

>>98986
>You could make some hacky sand person joke about Bara Magna
:junior:

 No.98989>>98990

>>98987
GREEN Wears Apple Ring?
That's GREEN hand PoV? :bust:

 No.98990>>98992

>>98989
Why'd she pii22 on Dave's face after he OD'd on his own pii22?

 No.98991

File (hide): 1740970371437.jpg (33.42 KB, 307x109, ClipboardImage.jpg)

:hunger:

 No.98992>>98995

>>98990
The enchanted Apple Ring converts her pii22 to the sweetest of juice (still warm tho) :max:

 No.98993>>98994

>>98960
Can't wait for Trump to take the guns, and for Alex Jones to suck his balls and say it's to stop the deep swamp or something and anyone who disagrees is a TRICKSTER

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 No.98995

>>98992
Jar it first, you groggy h-game 8ITCH.

 No.98996>>98997

It's crazy how both William Shatner and Patrick Stewart turned out to be insufferable assholes.

 No.98997>>99001>>99003

>>98996
Tch, and we can't blame it squarely on the Jews…
:nailbiter:

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>>98994
No
Never meds again

 No.99000>>99004

>>98998
WHY'D YOU POST THE REAL ONE INSTEAD OF THE FAKE ONE? :usoda:

 No.99001>>99007

>>98997
Isn't Shatner a jew though?

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 No.99003

>>98997
What the fuck was her problem?

 No.99004


 No.99005

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>>98986
How about brown guy that literally kicks sandstone ball?

 No.99006

My actual reaction
:wut:

 No.99007

>>99001
So merely half. It's way easier to blame just them!

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 No.99010>>99017

Give Roxykit a subtab, I think it'd be funny and good practice for you. :up:

 No.99011

99999迫ってくる

 No.99012>>99013>>99014

wwho can it be noww

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Wall of meds

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>>99015
still not enough to fix this site

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>>99016
A-Ahahah:melo::guilt:

 No.99019


 No.99020

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>>99017
8ITCH, that's not a manicure, that's just a golfclap. :meangirl:

 No.99022>>99025

>>99021
I've hardly even been cutting my nails
:picker:

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 No.99024

>>99016
>>99018
That was excellent, though. I'm bleeding.
:yup:

 No.99025>>99033>>99040

>>99022
Grody 8ITCH. Doxxed by my friend, in pain, and he doesn't even cut his nails…

 No.99026>>99028>>99029>>99098

:up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up:

 No.99027

>>99023
You really can't blame literally anything for vomiting. Reminds me of that one .MP4 of a black kid vomiting and then his mom just starts smacking him in the side of his head. :meh:

 No.99028>>99030

>>99026
There's always one left out…

 No.99029

>>99026
Is there a :down: btw?

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 No.99031>>99034

>>99030
Don't worry, MEX will "play" with you. :guhe:

 No.99032

101 roxykittens

 No.99033>>99035

>>99025
It's okay, I didn't see anything. Should I naildoxx in recompense?

 No.99034

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>>99035
… Why? Do you need it? What even was it?

 No.99037>>99038

>>99036
Who the fuck are you? Are you high?

 No.99038


 No.99039

I love giving ChatGPT something gross and offensive and it rejecting it and then just toning it down slightly and it just going through with it.

I also love how it has to make every surreal and humiliating scenario presented for someone #empowering

 No.99040>>99043

>>99025
>Doxxed by my friend
:angel:

 No.99041>>99045

reason idea: funeral songs

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 No.99043

>>99040
You know what you did.

 No.99044>>99046>>99047

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It's enough to have a friend.

 No.99045

>>99041
They'd probably give me like, MCR or some shit, I'd rise from the grave and fucking EMP the entire globe.

 No.99046

>>99044
A crime loli is a friend to no one.

 No.99047>>99048>>99051

>>99044
it's too bad we're not on speaking terms

 No.99048

>>99047
*raping

 No.99049>>99050>>99133

Anyway, no REASON, MEX? Phoning it in as usual?

 No.99050>>99052

>>99049
Mmmbusy.
:nap:

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 No.99052

>>99050
With?

 No.99053>>99054>>99055

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I fixed her.

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 No.99056>>99057

Green existed only to suffer and make others suffer.

 No.99057

>>99056
So a natural fit.:ohyou:

 No.99058>>99059

Everything will return to the natural order once both GREEN and Dave are DAOoTS. :flip:

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 No.99060>>99061>>99062

>>99059
He chokes on the pipe while pretending it's a dick and ingests a bunch of fucking tobacco into his stomach while he's at it.

GREEN just gets shot with a blunderbuss by a senile Pop.

 No.99061>>99064

>>99060
>He chokes on the pipe while pretending it's a dick
:cigar:

 No.99062>>99063>>99064

>>99060
hehehe, you're so craazy!!
:ohu:

 No.99063


 No.99064

>>99061
Dave's a stupid homosexual who drinks pii22.
>>99062
>He added it
[EVERYONE DISLIKED THAT]

 No.99065>>99066

Though that's definitely something I'm going to derisively throw at Babyghost when he does "things." :rupture:

 No.99066>>99067>>99092

>>99065
Gauntlet thrown. A Zigger rant will have to be delivered in epic ironic nonchalant dave nerd rap bars

 No.99067>>99068

>>99066
Why do you like to make everything everywhere worse? :slap:

 No.99068>>99069

>>99067
I don't plan to, things just end up that way.
:douzo:

 No.99069>>99070

>>99068
>things just end up that way.
Maybe you should LISTEN to DEMANDS, perhaps. :grab2:

 No.99070>>99071

>>99069
What are you demanding? Fingernail doxx?

 No.99071>>99072

>>99070
Uuuuuuh, no, but that might sate my doxxlust for now. :slay:

 No.99072>>99073>>99074

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>>99071
Was it that bad?
Kyaa~, I've never shown my wrist before!

 No.99073>>99081

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>>99072
CLIP YOUR FUCKING NAILS. NOW. :shock:

 No.99075

Newn.

 No.99076>>99077>>99079

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 No.99078

Thinking about the time MoM and I compared hand sizes because we both have a Giant Rat Yu-Gi-Oh card

 No.99079>>99082

>>99076
>>99077
Let's see the other videos.

 No.99080>>99084

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>>99073
>>99074
Only Japanese steel can clip these, so allow two more weeks w/ shipping before they're cut…

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 No.99083

>>99082
Rose? Pixel Rose?

 No.99084

>>99080
It's like poetry, it rhymes.

 No.99085>>99086

>>99082
Oh, so it's shitty zoomer bait.

 No.99086>>99087

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>>99086
"Is this even the same channel, I can't see the name because JewTube is retarded"

 No.99088

Anyway, if you like 2 but not 1, you aren't smart enough to truly enjoy either. :mewke:

 No.99089>>99090


 No.99090>>99097

>>99089
Link the channel so I can trust you. :jape:

 No.99091>>99094

In Praise Of Shadows

 No.99092>>99093

File (hide): 1740975227943.jpg (159.72 KB, 468x696, dave7.jpg)

>>99066
jeet jeet
shits in street
all day long you beat your meat
like all brownoids worships BRICS
ni
ggers ziggers chinks and spics
all day long cries and 8ITCHes
while churkas die face down in ditches
shills for the jews and their man pynya
his larp wont get past this blond ninja
retard shitskin
stupid ni
gger
deepthroat a glock and pull the trigger

 No.99093>>99095

>>99092
Terrible.

 No.99094>>99101

>>99091
In Praise Of Diapers

 No.99095>>99096

>>99093
so IC

 No.99096

>>99095
Won't save you on The Day of The GDIAP. :hithere:

 No.99097>>99100


 No.99098>>99099>>99103

>>99026
>>99002
Asshole retard spammers flooding thread

 No.99099>>99103

>>99098
Sorry about your Russian Internet, bwo. :kyaha:

 No.99100>>99102


 No.99101

>>99094
In Praise Of DIAPists

 No.99102>>99104

File (hide): 1740975462948.jpg (15.93 KB, 521x102, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.99103

File (hide): 1740975545086.png (2.6 KB, 123x131, roxykittenazov.png)


 No.99104

>>99102
It's post-ironic bullshit.

 No.99105>>99107

(I think it might just be a bait title from the comments)

 No.99106>>99108>>99112

File (hide): 1740975594906.jpg (1.05 MB, 904x886, ClipboardImage.jpg)

The CHILLING and RELAXING of 09dev zoomers.

I can't imagine a more insufferable cunt than someone who makes ironic videos about Megaten. Just die already.

 No.99107

>>99105
Still doesn't exempt it from a "Stupid." :douzo:

 No.99108>>99110>>99111

>>99106
"Where's the irony?"

 No.99109

File (hide): 1740975671944.jpg (37.69 KB, 386x434, ClipboardImage.jpg)

:washout:

 No.99110

>>99108
Shut the fuck up, 8ITCH. I'll kick you across nine yards. :snooze:

 No.99111>>99114

>>99108
irony is when I don't like things

 No.99112

>>99106
What does chan culture even mean conceptually when terms like ‘kino’ and ‘:outy:BIZNASTY:outy:’ which were already astroturfed like fucking crazy have now reached people like this and are definitive of their OWN attempts to colonize and rework 4chan?

 No.99113>>99115>>99116

:hope:
:ohu:
:wwhat:
:lewd:
:itsovver:
:buckleup::hitormiss:

 No.99114>>99120

>>99111
Irony is when you play loosey-goosey with sincerity without it being actual jokes.

Shut the fuck up.

 No.99115>>99116

>>99113
This is art!

 No.99116>>99117>>99118>>99125

>>99113
>>99115
Director's Cut:
:wwhat:
:ohu:
:buckleup:
:lewd:
:itsovver:
:hope:
:washout:
:itsovver:

 No.99117>>99125

>>99116
Wait, edit it so it ends with:
:hitormiss:

 No.99118>>99119

>>99116
It's more of a producer's cut

 No.99119

>>99118
I AM NOT A JEW. :crack:

 No.99120>>99121

>>99114
Irony is fine. There’s no inherent risk to irony, just like sarcasm. The problem is that irony used to be used to mock lesser people, like SBAHJ was being used to mock Willard and similar types of people, but now polizealots have co-opted ironic humor and removed any contemptive edge from it because it’s a threat to them.

 No.99121

>>99120
Irony is annoying. Zoomer irony is annoying. I don't give a fuck about the macroculture. Just stupid, shitty kids on the Internet saying dumb shit about things I care about. Pisses me off. :crack:

 No.99122>>99123

I haven't watched the video, but my assumption is that it's an obviously bad-faith take, and it's a simple bait-and-switch joke, not "irony-poisoned humor". but who knows

 No.99123>>99124

>>99122
The comics are more clear. Also, zoomers are borderline incapable of being funny because their vocabulary and sense of humor is buzzwords on a string.

 No.99124

>>99123
*comments

 No.99125>>99126

>>99116
>>99117
*Remove the force its ovver and :hitormiss: after the second one

 No.99126

>>99125
*first
:milk:
THEY FUCKED WITH MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAIN.

 No.99127>>99128>>99129

I'm watching the V one and he's largely sidestepping story and going into detail on the failings of the magatsuhi skills/battle

 No.99128

>>99127
"Megaten ultimately isn't about writing after all." :irony:

 No.99129>>99130

>>99127
those were gud tho

 No.99130

>>99129
Listen to your master, srsly guise, YA RLY.

 No.99131>>99132>>99134

File (hide): 1740976775282.jpg (5.5 KB, 1061x32, ClipboardImage.jpg)

It really worries me how so many wikis have complete nonsense sentences like this lying around and the people writing them can't tell and no one ever does anything.

 No.99132>>99136

>>99131
The MSPAWiki is a great example of people just fucking rewriting the narrative of like, everything and everyone being either too apathetic to do anything about it or just as deep in the Kool Aid.

ESLisms and autismisms don't bother me as much in comparison. :rump:

 No.99133>>99135>>99137>>99140>>99270

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 No.99134>>99136

>>99131
Depends on page priority and who cares, I suppose:hexbungler:

 No.99135>>99141

File (hide): 1740977062528.gif (12.02 KB, 48x546, bounce.gif)

>>99133
>shrunki

 No.99136>>99138>>99144

>>99134
>>99132
what scares me is how the sentence just doesn't make sense on a fundamental level. it shouldn't be possible for a human to produce that.

 No.99137>>99139

File (hide): 1740977125018.gif (305.86 KB, 400x390, heehee4.gif)

>>99133
I like dandelions. But damn, flowers, dude? Not even "MVH NOSTALGIMIE"? You're getting gayer by the day.

>Poppy

 No.99138

>>99136
ESL + autism

 No.99139>>99143


 No.99140>>99142

>>99133
how the fuck did i manage to be the only flower without a japanese name

 No.99141

>>99135
Shrunki is the key to all of this… If we can get Shrunki working…

 No.99142

>>99140
Fake fan.

 No.99143>>99145


 No.99144>>99146>>99150

>>99136
have you never written a sentence, went back to edit part of it, and mistakenly left half of it broken?

 No.99145>>99147


 No.99146>>99150

>>99144
No like, the concept of "the first to have the most episodes" is insanity. "Most amount" is also pretty bad, but.

 No.99147>>99148

>>99145
DON'T BURP ON THE FLOWERS. :baw:

 No.99148>>99151


 No.99149>>99153>>99157

So is the dragons dogma 2 experience better on consoles, or is the performance just gigafucked in general? My xbox is collecting dust.

 No.99150

>>99144
:right:

>>99146
But is also right, mid-post edits usually result in a misalligned a/an or something minor

 No.99151>>99152>>99155

>>99148
What the fuck is this 8ITCH's problem?

 No.99152>>99154

File (hide): 1740977426843.jpg (117 KB, 690x681, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>>99151
science, onryou.

 No.99153

>>99149
I feel like I remember hearing it had problems because of whatever antipiracy stuff they used. Did it ever get taken out?

 No.99154

>>99152
>may
Who knows what your nasty anus has been eating? :shame:

 No.99155>>99160


 No.99156>>99159>>99165>>99170

Crazy how decades worth of nostalgiatard gaming has yet to produce a single game better than the thing it's nostalgic for. :pfft:

 No.99157>>99158

>>99149
>xbox
Still an ocean away…
But it can get pretty chuggy, yeah. On PS5 it wasn't too bad so long as I don't cast Maelstrom.

 No.99158>>99162

>>99157
>Still an ocean away…
GIRL?

 No.99159>>99161

>>99156
Reimu SMRPG?

 No.99160


 No.99161


 No.99162>>99164

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 No.99164>>99167

>>99162
Is this tarots for atheists or some shit?

 No.99165

>>99156
Almost all of these people are like as close to non-gamers as you can get, and they just go "WOW, REMEMBER VASTLY POPULAR THING?"

 No.99166>>99169

>>99163
GREEN is so mentally retarded that she laughs at jokes that literal toddlers tell.

 No.99167

>>99164
I have no idea, I saved it from some other altchan without reading the thread

 No.99168>>99172

WHAT IF IT WAS LIKE CHRONO TRIGGER
BUT ALSO STUDIO GHIBLI
:shock::shock::shock:

 No.99169>>99176

>>99166
they're playing, silly

 No.99170>>99171>>99173>>99174

>>99156
I've heard shovel knight is really good?

 No.99171>>99175

>>99170
It's also not extremely nostalgiatard. It has vague retro aesthetics, but it's not trying to be some kind of spiritual successor to something.

 No.99172

>>99168
Black Sigil was one of my dishonorable NDS resold without clearing games

 No.99173>>99175

>>99170
The managed to not make it a slavishly fannish 'MEMBER THAT megaman/ducktales/whatever

 No.99174

>>99170
>I've heard shovel knight is really good?
I've heard the Simpsons is really good, but that doesn't mean you're better off watching it over The Flintstones

 No.99175>>99177>>99178

>>99171
>>99173
so it sounds like really what you mean is "bad games are bad" :^p
if a game feels like 100% nostalgia it's probably because it doesn't have much leg to stand on

does la mulana count? that's pretty heavy on nostalgia and retro-influenced design, and it's also explicitly meant to be an imagining of what things might look like if game design had evolved in a different direction than it historically did (such that certain aspects of "retro" games are preserved)

 No.99176

>>99169
"oh you" implies the literal baby said something clever.

Unless GREEN is one of the few ones of us who still retains Baby Genius levels of intelligence and their secret language past the ripe age of 4 ((.83)√(32))

 No.99177>>99181

>>99175
*Strangles Marzipan with a garterbelt.* :up:

 No.99178>>99179

>>99175
Yeah, at the very least the original La Mulana does count. It was explicitly "wow i love maze of galious" and had tons of direct references to other MSX games.

 No.99179>>99180>>99187

>>99178
La Mulana 2 Switch port needs to be erased from existence. :piss8a8y:

 No.99180>>99184

>>99179
What's wrong with it

 No.99181>>99185>>99186>>99188

>>99177
>*Strangles Marzipan with a garterbelt.*
Marzipan really is the Almaz of the group. On the bright side, that means he's probably the only one of us getting married

 No.99182>>99183

I hate laundry. it's the worst chore for me

 No.99183>>99193

>>99182
>I hate laundry. it's the worst chore for me
Naw mang, laundry's the most relaxing chore. It's so zen

 No.99184>>99187>>99189

>>99180
"If you know, you know."

 No.99185

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 No.99186

File (hide): 1740978591827.jpg (15.8 KB, 314x316, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>>99181
>Marzipan really is the Almaz of the group.
I KNEW IT.

 No.99187>>99190

>>99184
>>99179
no spoilers please. still need to continue playing 1 eventually

 No.99188

>>99181
Blue Buddy will get married. But it'll be to a nice, dlombe Mormon lady that shits the bed and just sits in for the whole day. Not because she's braindead or anything. She's just a weird, dumb 8ITCH.

 No.99189>>99191

>>99184
Well I was planning on buying it on Switch, so…

 No.99190

>>99187
I love how you think it's literally anything substantiative at all. :h3h3:

 No.99191

>>99189
優しい人.

 No.99192>>99194>>99230

My head hurts. I'M MAD. :sucker:

 No.99193>>99198

>>99183
doing laundry involves so much waiting, it's something I have to do, and the only reward is "getting to wear clothes"

washing dishes is fast and the clean kitchen is immediately satisfying
that's how I feel anyway :^p

 No.99194>>99195

>>99192
He's got his babygear equipped

 No.99195>>99196

>>99194
Man In The High Gear.

 No.99196>>99197>>99199

>>99195
Not a high chair?

 No.99197


 No.99198>>99200

File (hide): 1740979034180.gif (370.04 KB, 650x450, 01251.gif)

>>99193
I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE. I HATE FOODWASTE.

 No.99199

>>99196
Too on-the-nose. Meant to be a mid-season twist.

 No.99200>>99201

>>99198
I'm pretty good at minimal foodwaste
:picker:

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 No.99202>>99203

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 No.99203


 No.99204>>99205

HERE'S WHERE I'D POST MY AMY.

IF I WASN'T 優しい人ED.

 No.99205>>99206

>>99204
Haaaa… Which?

 No.99206>>99207>>99210

>>99205

>>98623
>>98624
>>98627
You stupid prickwad. :NOW:

 No.99207>>99208

>>99206
this post is so funny
:sksk:

 No.99208>>99209

>>99207
No, it's not. :akanbe:

 No.99209>>99211


 No.99210>>99213

>>99206
It seemed potentially OOC
:pico:

 No.99211>>99212

>>99209
>GULD

 No.99212>>99214

>>99211
he hates us
:girlrot:

 No.99213>>99215

>>99210
It wasn't mean to be one sticker, you doof. You asked for 11. But maybe that would be a good sticker.

Isn't that a running gag in the animes and comics or whatever?

 No.99214

>>99212
EyeHateGuld, that's for sure.

 No.99215>>99216>>99217

>>99213
Yeah, but TROPE WAYS it would involve Sonic joking with an innuendo or teasing Amy with her retaliating.

He just seems ace and avoidant of her

 No.99216

>>99215
Are you stupid? Fuck you.

 No.99217

>>99215
>He just seems ace
How much does this DERSITE know about Amy Rose and the jokes? Do we need Tamers expert in here for the deets? :deets:

 No.99218>>99219>>99220

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 No.99219


 No.99220>>99221

>>99218
>Big Black wwomen, goyim

 No.99221>>99222

>>99220
MindDIAPd. Busty Blonde wwomen
Also, seems that Wilds lets you adjust the length of the pigtails. How nice!
:bob:

 No.99222>>99225

>>99221
>MindDIAPd. Busty Blonde wwomen
Never ever.
>Also, seems that Wilds lets you adjust the length of the pigtails.
YOU WHAT!?!???!!

 No.99223>>99224

I like to image Dave as one of these new, swarthy ironic Jew rappers like Lil' Dicky. I also like to imagine his flabby tanuki nutsack getting torn up by a paper shredder.

 No.99224

>>99223
*imagine

 No.99225>>99226>>99228

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 No.99226

>>99225
>Too short
vs.
>Full-metal ped
:neverever:

 No.99227

>specifically take care and select a non-"TOPPED" ben and jerry's flavor
>open pint
>tons of chocolate chunks and other toppings at the top instead of mixed in evenly
STOP
DOING THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:usoda:

 No.99228>>99229

>>99225
Marie? Marie Rose?

 No.99229

>>99228
There's no fucking oppai slider, so maybe that's what it'll have to be
:tch:

 No.99230>>99231

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 No.99231

>>99230
nooooo!!!
:baw:

 No.99232>>99235>>99281

File (hide): 1740981037746.jpg (1.1 MB, 843x980, ClipboardImage.jpg)

MoMs are asleep, post jenny

 No.99233>>99234

"I'll abstain."

 No.99234


 No.99235>>99236

>>99232
:up: *paws @ metalkini*
titty!

 No.99236>>99237>>99274

>>99235
In Disgaea 3, Mao mentally reverts to being a baby and grabs girl's skirts and a teacher's boobs. I assume this is pretty similar

 No.99237


 No.99238>>99239>>99240

will marzichan stay safe from raiders tonight?
:absolve:

:fortune:

 No.99239


 No.99240>>99241

>>99238
Man, you've got rotten luck

 No.99241>>99242

>>99240
…I'm accumulating karma for later, I'm sure
:gulp:

 No.99242>>99244

>>99241
I've been hoping the same for myself. I used to have really good luck, and now it's all upside down

 No.99243>>99245

:larp:

 No.99244>>99283

>>99242
I like the aesthetics of luck - I think they're fun, and tongue-in-cheek explanations that rely on luck can be a comfort.
but at the same time, I don't actually believe in luck, or karmic balance, or anything like that. I think it's best not to indulge in it too deeply and risk setting oneself up for disappointment or despair.

I figure it's better to try and secure small but guaranteed bits of happiness. to do what you can to limit significant uncertainties to things you can be happy without, and then "luck" can only deny or offer you cherries on top of your dessert, instead of your whole dinner.

not that I think I'm saying anything wise or novel here :^p
regardless, I'm wishing for your fortune
:prayer:

 No.99245>>99246


 No.99246

>>99245
Hello there.

 No.99247>>99250

Got to the Magicant. It's crazy how I have very vivid memories of later parts of the game (meeting Friend, going the factory "dungeon"…) but I've got like nothing on these parts. I completely forgot about Queen Mary and was genuinely wondering "I wonder what happened to Maria" after reading the intro

 No.99248

File (hide): 1740988415489.jpg (65.32 KB, 567x670, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>turns out I was getting dual-raided by that swedishwin spliner at the same time
>sounds like they're going to come back too
the beast has many heads
:man:

 No.99249>>99251

I really miss games just letting you fuckin figure shit out, man.

 No.99250>>99252

>>99247
I also remember the factory dungeon strongly, but magicant was up there just as strong for me, if not stronger
you were playing on a handheld, right?

 No.99251>>99253>>99284

>>99249
some of them still do that I'm pretty sure, you just need to find them.
there are more games being made and easily obtainable than ever before, which means as long as your particular niche doesn't depend on high production values, there are probably indie developers out there catering to it to some extent

I know exactly what you mean, though. my favorite part of mother 1

 No.99252

>>99250
1) Yeah, it just completely did not enter my mind. I got there and audibly went "oh yeah!!!" and remembered some other slight stuff. I guess maybe my subconscious associated it more with 2 or something.
2) Also yeah.

 No.99253>>99256

>>99251
There's some solid stuff but none of it is QUITE the same, or has other flaws (caves of qud is amazing, but a bit *too* open, moonring's author is uhh strange so i dont know if i trust his writing to be good).
Most "JRPG loveletter" games just want to be super linear storyfests. Adventure design just kinda vanished. The best I can hope is DQ11 is still good…

 No.99254>>99255>>99257>>99262>>99285

File (hide): 1740989166615.jpg (29.92 KB, 571x684, ClipboardImage.jpg)

HSG, if I'd suddenly possible decide to draw some HSG-related comic for HSG-related board, would HSG-related people prefer it in a square comic form, or in a long monostripe comic form?

 No.99255>>99285

>>99254
The latter probably

 No.99256>>99286

>>99253
>Most "JRPG loveletter" games just want to be super linear storyfests. Adventure design just kinda vanished.
you're right about that, weird how it was a big element of early RPGs and what ended up being taken away from those games were things like the combat design or the grand stories instead

I would suspect that it got pruned as part of the streamlining of unnecessarily obtuse or difficult puzzles/"WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO" moments that plagued retro kusoge.
it's VERY difficult to balance well, since the amount of potential frustration a player might experience is basically proportional to how much of an exploratory adventure it feels when they do figure it out (this is more of that zero-sum game design theory I've alluded to)

 No.99257>>99259

>>99254
if by "square comic" you mean one that has panels - I think panels are a crucial tool for timing/pacing (especially for comedy) that I wouldn't want to give up, personally

 No.99258>>99260

goodnight meggos
:zzz:

 No.99259>>99285

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>>99257
To avoid misunderstandings, by "square comic" I mean this type panel placing

 No.99260

>>99258
>goodnight meggos
Sleep tight, amigo

 No.99261>>99317

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ok, it's grim

 No.99262>>99285

>>99254
Do 4koma format

 No.99263>>99293

DQ9 didn't do map markers and it sold a gorillion copies… Why are they like this….

 No.99264>>99314

NTR story where a man gets revenge on his former military commander by saving his and his mens' lives and helps them with their objective. By the end, the commander's men idolize him and the commander slowly loses their respect. Eventually, all of the men die, and the man takes his revenge on the commander, but not before he took everything from him. With the commander dead, our hero unleashes giant robots that eat people to ravage the planet so he has more things to fight

 No.99265>>99266>>99287

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 No.99266

>>99265
YIIKing out in the background

 No.99267

MEX is like SEX, but 1 letter wrong
Coincidence?

 No.99268

Maybe I'll play the 3DS version of 11????

 No.99269

I'm also seeing that the extra stories they added in 11S aren't optional, and they just cram them into the middle of the game, and that is making me unhappy too

 No.99270>>99278

>>99133
I lost all my snark and 8ecame diet MoM.

:itsovver:

 No.99271>>99288

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 No.99272>>99273

:triumph:
:shock:
:gulp:
:out:
:NO:
:bird:

 No.99273>>99289

>>99272
Directed by Quentin Tarantino.
Watch GREEN's feet close ups in director's cut version on DVD exclusively

 No.99274

File (hide): 1740995034335.png (150.57 KB, 854x900, roxy and hsgkitten.png)

>>99236
baby want milk, and hug, and change, and candy, and pony, etc.

 No.99275>>99276

File (hide): 1740999321483.jpg (290.06 KB, 1080x627, 1740998419829150.jpg)

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an iinfantry group of the 225th 2eparate a22ault regiiment under the command of hetman iivan volodymyrovych, call 2iign «2hlyakh» wa2 cleariing a buiildiing iin the pokrov2k diirectiion when they encountered a ba2ement full of occupiier2. the 2oldiier2 u2ed up all theiir grenade2, but the enemy contiinued two re2ii2t.

after 2ome tiime, two beehiive2 wiith ukraiiniian combat bee2 were dropped iintwo the ba2ement wiith the ru22iian2. the occupiier2 were eliimiinated.

perhap2 thii2 doe2 not meet nato 2tandard2. perhap2 the2e 2oldiier2 could have been weariing 2uiit2 and holdiing meetiing2 iin a warm offiice 2omewhere.

but iit’2 2025, and ru22iia ii2 2tiill tryiing two de2troy u2, 2pariing neiither the liive2 of iit2 own ciitiizen2 nor iit2 re2ource2—and iit certaiinly ha2 no iintentiion of 2toppiing.

when you 2ee ru22niigger2 you throw a beehiive at them, that2 what you do.

 No.99276>>99445

>>99275
Тебе скоро пизда :8lush:
Продолжай писать свою хуйню тут, на дваче и на форче
:cal:

 No.99277>>99288>>99298

File (hide): 1741005128261.jpg (189.58 KB, 411x335, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.99278

>>99270
Well, at least it’s not raining…

 No.99279>>99282

File (hide): 1741010011150.jpg (148.21 KB, 669x253, ClipboardImage.jpg)

look what i posted in soyjak.st

 No.99281

>>99232
>fapello.com

 No.99282

>>99279
Braver man than us all.

 No.99283

>>99244
>but at the same time, I don't actually believe in luck, or karmic balance
This is why you're going to Hell.

 No.99284>>99320

>>99251
Lies.

 No.99285

File (hide): 1741011348566.png (50.99 KB, 765x399, what im sure is a very goo….png)

>>99254
>>99255
Kill.
>>99259
Silly elf comic is better than Homestuck in its entirety.
>>99262
:outy:BIZNASTY:outy:.

 No.99286>>99323

>>99256
>it's VERY difficult to balance well, since the amount of potential frustration a player might experience is basically proportional to how much of an exploratory adventure it feels when they do figure it out (this is more of that zero-sum game design theory I've alluded to)
There is no balance. Either you appeal to people who like RPGs or you appeal to Videogamedunkey. There is no magical in-between that we can cleanly categorize. The rest of the spectrum is just illusory; biases with nothing substantial differentiating them from each other.

 No.99287

>>99265
Can we just see the child grievously injured for once

 No.99288>>99298


 No.99289

>>99273
I was going to say "Doesn't Quentin Tarantino have tastes" but then I remembered he's into black chicks, so. :2048:

 No.99290>>99291>>99292

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX.
:up::demands:

DEMANDS AND OTHER SUCH THINGS. WE HAD ONE REASON. A FLOWER REASON? UNACCEPTABLE? ALSO, WHERE IS YOUR TO-DO LIST?:nerves:

 No.99291

>>99290
That combo didn't work as well as I thought it would.

 No.99292>>99294>>99384

File (hide): 1741016031381.jpg (156.64 KB, 840x2823, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>>99290
>Irony, melancholy and sheer absurdity
WAOW megidochan is just like it takes place on Olathe!

 No.99293>>99295

>>99263
They were a permanent gyaru navi in exchange though

 No.99294>>99303

>>99292
>I get ASS-TO-ASS
>BlueBuddy steals my Pure Imagination
This isn't fair. :resp0nd:

You know, the REASONs weren't the real core of that post, you know. :crack:

I've got a broad list of themes in my idea that I had saved as "gifts" and a couple of other ones that you didn't comment on. Let me see yours. :innocent:

 No.99295

>>99293
>permanent gyaru navi
grim

 No.99296>>99297

File (hide): 1741016668633.jpg (664.69 KB, 581x581, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.99297

>>99296
Just plain badass.

 No.99298

>>99288
>>99277
>STILL declining
God damnit the last 50 react vlogs didn't turn things around?!?

 No.99299>>99300>>99378

I'm about to reach my fucking limit.

 No.99300>>99301


 No.99301>>99302


 No.99302

File (hide): 1741016880729.jpg (70.27 KB, 1258x253, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.99303>>99305>>99579

>>99294
Todo list Short term?
>Touhou stickers
>Work on fangame
>Ace Combat 3 and Ridge Racer 4 themes
>Change wwiz around
>Rising Sun and Zillyhoo themes
>Kirby and Prinny themes
>Zero escape and Silver case themes
>JSchan testing

I won't do many themes a month, though.

 No.99304>>99306

what does this sound like

 No.99305

>>99303
>Zillyhoo theme
:sigh:

 No.99306

>>99304
Street Fighter music.

 No.99307>>99308

what does this sound like, like what are the instruments heard on this song

 No.99308

>>99307
Synths and a synthesized drumset? A (synth) keytar, I think.

 No.99309>>99318>>99319

edmund mcmillen said it wwas time for a sequel to binding of isaac at least a spiritual one because of the bone man wwho basically plays like link and then he goes and makes a turn-:outy:BIZNASTY:outy: roguelite about cats

you either die a newwgrounder or livve long enough to see yourself become scenegirlcore

 No.99310>>99312

what does this sound like, only the instruments heard on the music

 No.99311>>99313

I'm tagging out, again. I had a rude awakening. :workingstiff:

SOMEBODY, HELP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.99312>>99313

>>99310
Big steel drums and Hoenn horns or something
Nice though

 No.99313


 No.99314>>99433

>>99264
That's interesting, but is it NTR? Is he bedding the troops?

 No.99315

File (hide): 1741017829735.jpg (114.48 KB, 427x170, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.99316

what does this sound like, the instruments only

 No.99317

>>99261
From what little I played of XI, the map design is very different than an "open" DQ
Maybe the other acts are different, I'll have to pick it back up sometime

 No.99318>>99319

File (hide): 1741018497351.jpg (41.53 KB, 596x595, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>>99309
>Coolcase in the description
Uh oh.

 No.99319>>99321

>>99318
>>99309
1980 DOB, he's in
#husscluster

 No.99320>>99322


 No.99321

>>99319
Still became a #dad which I doubt Hu¢¢ie will do.

 No.99322>>99324

>>99320
Be more negative.

 No.99323>>99325

>>99286
there is a balance, though. it's possible for a game to be too cryptic, too unhelpful, such that almost nobody can enjoy it. this was infamously a problem with many terrible retro games

 No.99324>>99325

>>99322
CAN'T CONTAIN MY SUNSHINE.
:nipah:

 No.99325

>>99323
>>99324
Shut up, saboteur. :sry:

 No.99326>>99327

I did get raided by swedishwin overnight btw, but it was only 2 or 3 IPs
one of the IPs is claiming I misbanned them though, and I didn’t ban directly from a post, so I had no way of verifying. makes me nervous, :outy:BIZNASTY:outy: on a screenshot from the raid thread, I think it's true, so I unbanned them. but I'm nervous I might have made other mistakes
:sniffle:

best to ban people for specific posts

 No.99327>>99328>>99330

>>99326
>GULD

 No.99328>>99329

>>99327
never ever never ever never ever never

I want hugs

 No.99329>>99337

>>99328
>I want hugs
Too bad, you shit almonds and that's weird.

 No.99330>>99331

>>99327
It's pretty clearly gulp

 No.99331>>99333

>>99330
GULD.

 No.99332>>99334>>99339

File (hide): 1741019723239.jpg (80.58 KB, 300x186, ClipboardImage.jpg)

Now I'm not fucking 80s years old so I can't say this with complete certainty but it feels like "LOL LANDLORDZ" is way more insufferable and oversaturated than "LOL YUPPIES" or whatever the fuck ojisan's generation's equivalent was.

 No.99333>>99335


 No.99334>>99336

>>99332
How many careers have been launched off that?

 No.99335

>>99333
LANDLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD. :accuse:

 No.99336>>99340

>>99334
Off of which one? :2hrug:

 No.99337>>99338


 No.99338>>99341

>>99337
Marzipan uses a catbox. :watcher:

 No.99339>>99342

>>99332
coincidentally, do you pay rent?
:jk:

 No.99340>>99342

>>99336
Landlording

 No.99341>>99343

File (hide): 1741020032021.gif (1.58 MB, 294x259, coin-stealing-cat-japanese….gif)


 No.99342>>99344>>99351

>>99339
"Rent-to-buy" so literally, yes.
>>99340
"Probably" but more importantly we can basically say that Matt Groening springboarded his career off "LOL YUPPIES." :rhorror:

 No.99343

>>99341
Ever the sneaky, literal Jew.

 No.99344>>99345>>99354

>>99342
>"Rent-to-buy" so literally, yes.
ah, I thought you might be staying with your mom (?) for free
anyway, yeah it's a little "we get it" in some circles but it's good for landlords as a class to get more hate

 No.99345>>99346

>>99344
>but it's good for landlords as a class to get more hate
No, fuck off, retard.

 No.99346>>99347


 No.99347>>99348

>>99346
:mexikit:
I will chokeslam you.

 No.99348>>99349

>>99347
landlord wrestling!
:nipah:

 No.99349>>99352

>>99348
Stop smiling. :snooze:

 No.99350>>99353

The pain is getting worse. :rhorror:

 No.99351>>99355

>>99342
Exactly who I was thinking off with the Yuppies. Where is the current year Life In Hell brewing?

 No.99352>>99357

>>99349
"is this better?"
:terse:

 No.99353

>>99350
:hug:
anything we can do, meggy?

 No.99354>>99356>>99359

>>99344
Redundant. Already covered more courageously by Boomer, immigrant or Jew hatred.

 No.99355

>>99351
>Where is the current year Life In Hell brewing?
CAROLINE FUCKING CASH!!!!!!!!! :shock:


Even fake "punk" is dead, IDK. We'll just get a swarm of moderately successful sell-out dipshits, I'd think. :2hrug:

 No.99356

>>99354
>immigrant or Jew hatred.
NOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU JUST CAN'T. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 No.99357>>99358

>>99352
Holding in almonds?

 No.99358>>99360

>>99357
what is with you and poop?
:tiff:

 No.99359>>99361>>99368

>>99354
mvh tribe

 No.99360

>>99358
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND YOUR TRIBE?

 No.99361>>99362

>>99359
White man took your land, lmao. :bs:

 No.99362>>99363

>>99361
what race am I again?

 No.99363>>99364

>>99362
Black Jewish femoid.

 No.99364


 No.99365

File (hide): 1741021802516.jpg (7.92 KB, 595x78, ClipboardImage.jpg)

:job4unc:

 No.99366>>99367>>99370

File (hide): 1741021923703.jpg (7.22 KB, 1874x23, ClipboardImage.jpg)

New pedo web referrer (giving prinnies a worse name)

 No.99367>>99375

File (hide): 1741022005957.ogg (2.27 MB, etandkatlikecorn.ogg)

>>99366
What the fuck was their problem? :hiii:

 No.99368>>99369

>>99359
I have no tribe

 No.99369>>99382

>>99368
t.jew

 No.99370>>99371>>99374

>>99366
jesus christ, I didn't know you meant actual pedos
:agony:

 No.99371>>99373

>>99370
>He went to the link
:gtfo:

 No.99372

ENDLESS.

 No.99373>>99377

>>99371
I thought it was gonna be an altchan or something
:sniffle:

 No.99374>>99385

>>99370
It was another loli vid pics poster. I used to assume they go through imageboards.net all the time, but there must be compiled lists of links to hit somewhere

 No.99375>>99380

>>99367
the groaning like 2 seconds in lmao

 No.99376>>99381

File (hide): 1741022211962.jpg (532.05 KB, 2360x1600, GXtXWOrbEAAmRIY.jpg)

>Watching the clock tick down because I'm looking forward to taking my medication because it's just something
Real "stuck in a fucking hospital" vibe. :drinky:

 No.99377

>>99373
Tell that to the cops, GULD.

 No.99378>>99379

File (hide): 1741022263380.jpg (975 B, 91x28, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.99379

>>99378
You VVILL.

 No.99380

>>99375
Spicy laxatives.

 No.99381


 No.99382>>99383

>>99369
the wwanderin jeww

 No.99383>>99387

>>99382
they no longer need
judaism because they havve soil the
real jeww is a wwanderer a nomad he
has no roots no attachments so he
univversalizes evverything he cant
hammer a nail ploww a field he can
only buy and sell invvest capital
manipulate markets he takes the life
of a people rooted in soil and turns
it into a cosmopolitan culture :outy:BIZNASTY:outy:
on books ideas numbers this is his
strength

 No.99384>>99386

File (hide): 1741022507931.jpg (55.25 KB, 736x414, f7c44ddd7b8ff18a126ee0f065….jpg)

>>99292
That settles it, I'm the local edgelord now, apparently.

 No.99385>>99394

>>99374
I figure there's nginx config to block access from certain referers? though I can't imagine they're always directly following links from those sites…

 No.99386>>99389

>>99384
You're sick, frankly. :apologies:

 No.99387>>99388


 No.99388

>>99387
Silence, bagelbottom. :foe:

 No.99389>>99391

>>99386
No, I'm very healthy right now, actually.

:smug:

 No.99390>>99392>>99396

hating jewws is not chuuni

 No.99391>>99393

>>99389
Take a scat, 8ITCH.

 No.99392>>99397


 No.99393>>99395


 No.99394>>99398

>>99385
I added doo*d and dinofvar to get 403'd.
Well, I feel a little bad for bluebuddies in this instance, but they've got an account registration and email system pre-posting.

 No.99395


 No.99396>>99397

>>99390
gosling in the flick was though

 No.99397

>>99392
It's perfectly sane to hate Jews.
>>99396
He just needed to blow himself up ぶっちゃけ.

 No.99398

>>99394
yeah, I think any site requiring registration is safe. I'll have to do the same when I get home

 No.99399>>99400

:mml:

 No.99400

>>99399
SMOKE BURP.

 No.99401>>99402

I want to go to sleep but I have MEDICAL PILL in 90 minutes. :workingstiff:

 No.99402>>99403


 No.99403>>99404

>>99402
Get your Christian sidehug off me, you floozy.

 No.99404>>99405

>>99403
I would give a real hug but you don't want it

 No.99405>>99406

>>99404
*Hiss.* :coof:

 No.99406>>99407

File (hide): 1741024423242.png (262.1 KB, 800x734, pet_nekojarashi-3264237674.png)


 No.99407>>99408


 No.99408>>99409

>>99407
kittens can't resist it
:guhe:

 No.99409>>99411

>>99408
Kuromi is a RABBIT doe.

 No.99410

SHALLOTS?!?!?!?!

 No.99411


 No.99412>>99413>>99471

File (hide): 1741025664519.webp (41.01 KB, 1000x733, Kuromi_frozen_as_a_statue.webp)

[CONTINUE?]

 No.99413

>>99412
GULDED.

 No.99414

It's sad when they go guld like that…

 No.99415>>99422

File (hide): 1741025926473.jpg (519.63 KB, 1031x391, ClipboardImage.jpg)

MEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :demands:

 No.99416>>99418

File (hide): 1741026130099.jpg (190.15 KB, 1500x1500, image0-4.jpg)

:hum:

 No.99417>>99418>>99420

File (hide): 1741026294058.jpg (123.43 KB, 1024x1024, th (5).jpg)

SOON™

 No.99418>>99419


 No.99419>>99421>>99467

>>99418
same girl in both pics?

 No.99420

File (hide): 1741026916995.jpg (637.24 KB, 1280x720, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>>99417
>SOON™

 No.99421>>99426

>>99419
>same girl in both pics?
Dude, you…

 No.99422>>99468

>>99415
Not interested for the sake of it.

 No.99423>>99424

File (hide): 1741027334641.jpg (190.69 KB, 1179x374, ClipboardImage.jpg)

:itsovver: or it it just a beginning of something beautiful [sticker for opposite to "it is over"-situation needed]

 No.99424>>99425

>>99423
strap in fellas wwevve only just begun
:buckleup:

 No.99425

>>99424
Hmmmm, nah :naw:
That sticker isn't that much of beginning

 No.99426>>99428


 No.99427>>99431>>99432>>99442

File (hide): 1741028708489.png (1.46 MB, 1080x1748, Screenshot_20250303-130431.png)

well, hsg? what ps2 games are you playing?

 No.99428>>99429>>99469

>>99426
You tell me
:tomerapt::dosh:
Same girl in both stickers?

 No.99429

>>99428
she grew up and dyed her hair as part of the clown trend

 No.99430

File (hide): 1741029537535.png (849.99 KB, 1000x563, 1000 (8).png)


 No.99431

>>99427
Monster Hunter 2, maybe

 No.99432

>>99427
I still have DDS2. 1 kinda sucked though

 No.99433

>>99314
It's M.D. Geist. I just always found it funny how the troops fall in love with him

 No.99435>>99436

File (hide): 1741031362102.jpg (7.29 KB, 364x292, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>>99434
Alice is lost.
Alice, where are you!?
MY ALLLLIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE

 No.99436


 No.99437>>99438>>99470

File (hide): 1741031734806.jpg (768.71 KB, 893x882, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.99438>>99470

>>99437
Blame GREEN

 No.99439>>99471

I've roasted GREEN so hard it became GOLDEN

 No.99440

File (hide): 1741032851989.jpg (665.93 KB, 1093x411, ClipboardImage.jpg)

"…"

 No.99441

if I spit in a bucket
aint nothin to it
homestuck made me do it

 No.99442>>99443>>99444>>99446

>>99427
>eating popcorn with chopsticks
Do Japanese really

 No.99443

>>99442
snoys do

 No.99444>>99472

>>99442
it works! for popcorn I use a spoon though, chopsticks are for chips or long stuff that doesn't fit on a spoon

 No.99445

File (hide): 1741035953520.jpg (51.47 KB, 736x804, Goyda!.jpg)

>>99276
*beep-boop*

 No.99446

>>99442
It sounds like a decent food hack for the preservation minded gamer

 No.99447>>99448

Just pick the popcorn up with your hands

 No.99448>>99449>>99472

>>99447
I don't want to get grease, powder, salt, etc on my keyboard/controller/mouse though

 No.99449>>99450

>>99448
Then don't put those things on your popcorn. It seems like a nonissue to me

 No.99450

>>99449
Those are what make it good :fatass:

 No.99451>>99452

Oh yeah, that's right. Some people enjoy food

 No.99452>>99453

>>99451
Man cannot survive on smurfberries alone

 No.99453>>99454

>>99452
My mom used to say something like that to me all the time

 No.99454>>99458

>>99453
Where you a chicken-only kid?

 No.99455


 No.99456>>99457>>99473

File (hide): 1741039520897.png (639.35 KB, 2000x1500, SPOILER_36f08d1b-81d9-4e37….png)


 No.99457

>>99456
Looks French! So refined :D:

 No.99458>>99459

>>99454
Things were weird growing up. Too weird to explain

 No.99459


 No.99460>>99461>>99462

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J2YmXVSfTo
The new canon is being recognized. DD2 alongside Dangan V3 :allears:

Are they sending Sakurai back to the Smash mines for Switch 2? He must have a brutal "fuck off" game in his head by now, right?

 No.99461>>99462

>>99460
>He must have a brutal "fuck off" game in his head by now, right?
After he finished his YouTube series, he revealed that it had all been filmed a year before and that he was already working on a new game

 No.99462

>>99460
Galleria might qualify as RESIGNATIONCORE, too, since Izumi left to found a independent studio afterwards. I didn't detect any harsh feelings for NIS in the message, despite now obviously budget constrained it was… Well, it's kind of long to replay with this perspective in mind.

>>99461
>Meteos (2005)
>KIU (2012)
Fingers crossed to see how "new" it ends up:kiddo:

 No.99463>>99474

File (hide): 1741041489595.png (1.31 MB, 1080x1899, Screenshot_20250303-163742.png)


 No.99464>>99465>>99466

My head hurts.

 No.99465

>>99464
headaches really are the worst

 No.99466

>>99464
Drink more snowmelt

 No.99467

>>99419
You have look around and realize that all these girls you see will very likely become your Oriental bridges in exactly seven years.

 No.99468

>>99422
That's what they all say. :feast:

 No.99469

>>99428
>Russians don't understand that clowns are people just like you and me.
Explains a lot about their society, really.

 No.99470


 No.99471


 No.99472>>99475>>99479>>99480

>>99444
>>99448
homosexual, homosexual, homosexual, homosexual.

 No.99473

>>99456
No, you're fugly.

 No.99474

>>99463
Chinese gay. :shame:

 No.99475>>99477

>>99472
Seaweed chip win

 No.99476>>99481

Guys, are black wwomen stronger than us?

 No.99477>>99485

>>99475
Just have handwipes and napkins, you sick freak.

 No.99478

File (hide): 1741048412214.mp4 (288.59 KB, 204x360, 29878-142n23k.mp4) [play once] [loop]

Because I mentioned it last thread.

 No.99479

File (hide): 1741048446377.mp4 (814.73 KB, 720x640, VID_25501006_211302_1812.mp4) [play once] [loop]

>>99472
>homosexual

 No.99480>>99482

>>99472
"let's see MoM's keyboard."

 No.99481>>99483

>>99476
On 100000 GET can defeat Olivia Jaimes!

 No.99482>>99485

>>99480
It has the gaymer lights. I never wanted gaymer lights.

 No.99483

>>99481
GULD.

 No.99484>>99486

I'm extremely mad at my mom for [KUROMI REASONS] :weh:

I don't know if this can be solved by game or other method.

 No.99485>>99488

>>99477
>just wet your hands and wipe them off after every chip bro
>just don't slowly enjoy a snack while at the computer bro
it works perfectly. there's no reason utensils shouldn't be allowed :^p

>>99482
:right:

 No.99486>>99487

>>99484
time for album game mayhappenchance?

 No.99487>>99489

>>99486
But I'm cranky, nigga. :abdl:

 No.99488>>99489

>>99485
>it works perfectly. there's no reason utensils shouldn't be allowed :^p
Let's see your fucking pedicure, next.

 No.99489>>99490

>>99487
:sry:

>>99488
you already have MEX's to look at
:tehepero:

 No.99490>>99501

>>99489
>you already have MEX's to look at
Maiden, mother, crone ぶっちゃけ. :spittake:

 No.99491>>99494

Where's a truly angry, Devilish Kuromi

 No.99492>>99505

Good evening, Aranea!

 No.99493>>99495

You Ever Think About How Chess Pieces Have Felt On The Bottom Of Them And Homestuck Has Booth Chess Piece Things And The Felt It Is Something To Think About Surely It Means Something Retard

 No.99494>>99497

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>>99493
>You Ever Think About How Chess Pieces Have Felt On The Bottom Of Them And Homestuck Has Booth Chess Piece Things And The Felt It Is Something To Think About Surely It Means Something Retard
:riff:
:mgmg:

 No.99496>>99497

Wow, she's literally me… :this:

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>>99494
>>99496
FUCK KIKES. TURN THEM INTO TRIKES. CLOWN DIAP.

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>>99498
Pictured: not a prinny.

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>>99497
-Zhen

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>>99490
who's who?

 No.99502

Confederate Takanuva knows you’re high at work.

 No.99503>>99506

>>99501
Maiden- too pure to care about such PURRRRRRRRRRFORMAAAAAAAAAATRIVE things, just clips them down
Mother- Has a look to maintain, traditionally beautiful
Crone- This one is obvious

 No.99504

>>99500
Kung Fu Panda.

 No.99505>>99508

>>99492
Hi, cannot stay up 8ecause I have shit to do in the morning, have a good one.

:consume:
Also you may succum8.

 No.99506

>>99503
Kekeke:kora:

 No.99507

File (hide): 1741051755353.gif (202.58 KB, 498x374, etna fart.gif)


 No.99508

>>99505
Zzzzzzz…

 No.99509>>99510

>see obvious bug in vichan that seems to have been there for years
>takes ~15 minutes of investigation, dev, and testing to fix
:whyme:

I'm gonna start making PRs, someone has to maintain this piece of shit. I hate the fact that I probably have to make a new account and do it on there for opsec, though :grr:

 No.99510>>99511>>99512>>99515

>>99509
Why won’t people just leave 4chan?

 No.99511>>99513

>>99510
Joy Jakers. :melo:

 No.99512

>>99510
I'm not sure I understand the connection
:huh:

 No.99513>>99514>>99517

>>99511
4chan sucks, is full of censorship, mod abuse, and anti-user features. There are a million other image boards the genpop could migrate to. Why?

 No.99514

>>99513
>There are a million other image boards the genpop could migrate to.
I just said but let say it again; coordinated spam efforts.

 No.99515

>>99510
He wants the mass shootings to start again!

 No.99516

>4chan finally dies
>Moot goes on a killing spree
:saywhat:

 No.99517

>>99513
>Why?
my take? it's mostly just classic network effect
4chan has users (speed) and prestige, altchans don't. people won't move until that changes, but that doesn't change until people move.
I see the point about spam, but I think the main reason spam is rarely an issue on 4chan is because it's so thoroughly moderated (lots of users = lots of mods).

look at xitter - that site is way more broadly hated by its users, but the average user (not just of xitter, but almost anywhere) is terrible at "taking control of their network destiny", so to speak.

 No.99518>>99519>>99520

Apparently the intended way to communicate/pray to Hypnos or any other Greek god is to build a shrine and sacrifice bone/animal fat. Maybe it’s more of a pagan thing specifically. I still lack the resources to know what I’m talking about.

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 No.99520>>99521>>99524

>>99518
>animal fat
EVEN GREEK GODS KNOW. THE OIL MUST FLOW
:fun:

 No.99521

>>99520
Flow down your thighs, you greased up asshole.

 No.99522>>99523

そ、そこダメだって!!
:fssh:

 No.99523>>99525

>>99522
What am I thinking of where it's some shit with wwomen/gays where they eat something and then they don't properly digest it so just grease leaks out of their asshole.

I think it's some kind of diet pill. Very funny to think about.

 No.99524>>99527

>>99520
TBQH, it’s going to pain my foodlust ass burning animal fat for my god, because I *really* love eating the fatty parts of meat and I love fat and oil and whatever, but I can always get more for myself, I guess.

 No.99525>>99526>>99528

>>99523
>Very funny to think about.
:ohu::tehepero:

 No.99526>>99528>>99530

>>99525
You wouldn't get, you leftist retard. The common thread about wwomen/dregs going to extremely gross and asinine measures to maintain some superficial sense of health and beauty. And it often backfires. It's very ironic on a cosmic level. Makes you think.

Sout Park had an episode about this. Granted, it wasn't the perfect encapsulation of this idea but it was funny enough. It also had wwomen shitting themselves. :picker:

 No.99527>>99532

>>99524
in the grand tree of splitting timelines, I'm glad to be in the timeline where most fatty cuts of meat are cheaper and less popular than the prestigious lean cuts.
:yum:

 No.99528>>99529

>>99525
>>99526
But, not, frankly, I think grease leaking out of someone's anus is extremely disgusting but also funny given the context.

 No.99529

>>99528
Clearly you don't own an air fryer

 No.99530>>99531

>>99526
why do you assume I didn't "get it"? I just thought your deadpan delivery of "Very funny to think about" was amusing :^p
I think I saw that episode of south park

now go punch yourself once for being a meanie

 No.99531>>99533

>>99530
>now go punch yourself once for being a meanie
Who's the REAL villain? :shieldup:

 No.99532>>99534

>>99527
Meat is amazing, but you have to season it. People who don’t season meat make me insane.

 No.99533>>99535

>>99531
you. next question
:picker:

 No.99534>>99536

>>99532
salt & fat
best friends forever <3 <3 <3
:fangirl:

 No.99535>>99540

>>99533
Where's all this GREASE coming from? :scum:

 No.99536>>99537>>99538>>99542

>>99534
Thoughts on fatty bacon? So many people I know online think it's weird, but that's just how we make it over here

 No.99537>>99539

>>99536
>CANADIAN
:shieldup::shieldup::shieldup:

 No.99538>>99543

>>99536
is that a specific variety or something? or just bacon made from especially fatty parts of the belly?
I don't eat a ton of bacon usually, I mostly buy pork shoulder and occasionally untreated pork belly

 No.99539

>>99537
they said something with UK spelling the other day (earlier today?) so I figured they weren't american. can't remember the word

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 No.99541

>>99540
CHILLING and RELAXING and slipping in DIET PILLS with ROOFIES?

 No.99542>>99544>>99545>>99549

>>99536
Anyone who doesn’t prefer fatty bacon is mental. I was literally convinced bacon was a C-tier food because my idiot father always prepared it like a log of firewood and crisped it to the point of sourness with no fat present. Fatty bacon genuinely tastes great and warranted all the cringy memes.

 No.99543

>>99538
>is that a specific variety or something?
No, it's just bacon where you don't cook all the fat away. It should be firm, but not crispy. Thick cut is recommended

 No.99544

>>99542
>my idiot father always prepared it like a log of firewood and crisped it to the point of sourness with no fat present
oh, so you mean just cooking bacon without rendering all the fat out? yeah, that's real nice

 No.99545


 No.99546>>99551

I'm very angry at wwomen right now. :hope:

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>>99547
shavve your thighs hoe

 No.99549>>99550

>>99542
when I was a kid, I thought I didn't care much for pork because my only exposure was my mom's porkchops, which were already lean cuts cooked cooked to a leathery texture, and unseasoned to boot (sorry mom).
well, she lived through the trichinosis fearmongering, so I guess she was just trying to protect us.

never ever forget how american pork was ruined by a cycle of user error and producer pandering.
:ghk:

 No.99550

>>99549
>unseasoned
well, UNDERseasoned, I should say.

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 No.99553

shut up

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>>99551
It's a sticker, you don't need to post the file.

 No.99555>>99557

>>99554
Click on it

 No.99556

Frankly, for all the janitors in the thread, I don't know know which is better blackmail? The traditional "haha, you soiled/wet yourself" (after I DIAPd you) or "oil came out your asshole"

Expert analysis? :cryptic:

 No.99557

>>99555
Should be a new, secret sticker.

 No.99558

:pico::ohno:
Did MEX add these after the kurfuffle or am I confused?

 No.99559>>99560

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>>99559
Black people are the new forever 21 (young teen) while wwomen take up the mantle of forever 32.

Modernist arrested development is a Hell of a drug. :pico:

 No.99561>>99566

>>99560
all this talk of oil and anal leakage has me remembering

 No.99562

:ohno:
Woah, Sonic.

 No.99563>>99564>>99565>>99575

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Did you guys see this?

 No.99564>>99568

>>99563
Link so I can disrupt the natural flow of Japanese conversation. :proper:

 No.99565>>99568

>>99563
yeah, some of the megidozens were rather dismayed

 No.99566>>99569

>>99561
Do you think Kojima or Rocco leaks more oil out of their anus?

 No.99567>>99572

Turkmen: Cumming 2 America

 No.99568>>99570>>99571>>99585

>>99565
Explain her taste in music.

>>99564
It's already a couple of days old.

 No.99569

>>99566
Rocco because of the restaurant story

 No.99570>>99573

>>99568
*Explains

 No.99571

>>99568
>It's already a couple of days old.
Japanese time is dilated.

 No.99572>>99574

>>99567
Primate Waitress is SHOCKED When White Human Orders Banana In Flawless Ape

 No.99573

>>99570
What if Rocco came oil?

 No.99574>>99585

>>99572
Cap it. :proper:

 No.99575


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Slowly but surely, I'm gaining my power back.

 No.99578

>>99576
"Steam: the number one seller of porn to girls."

 No.99579>>99582

>>99303
Also, wasn't there a H*R theme planned too?

 No.99580>>99583

:agony::agony::agony::agony::agony::agony::agony::agony::agony::agony::agony::agony::agony::agony::agony::agony::agony::agony::agony:

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>>99579
Teen girls?

 No.99583>>99589

>>99580
mondays, eh?

 No.99584

>>99582
Yeah, or Strong Badia. You kind of weren't clear… in a way very untypical of you. :gemralds:

 No.99585>>99586

>>99568
>>98154

>>99574
You commented on it DERSITE

 No.99586>>99587

>>99585
Yeah, I realized when I looked back to check. Why upset?

 No.99587


 No.99588

>Jenny doing freelance work

 No.99589

>>99583
Not that.

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:rrl:

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>>99590
Posted it again!

 No.99593

>>99592
awward

 No.99594>>99595

>>99591
Shameful.

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 No.99596

>>99592
>Posted it again!
>again!
:huh:

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>>99597
wwheres the fart

 No.99599

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Marge?

 No.99600>>99602

music sounds so good on the ears

 No.99601>>99836

>>99581
>>99597
Wow, look at those bazonkers

 No.99602>>99604

>>99600
PURRFORMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIVE.

 No.99603>>99605

>>99598
>wwheres the fart
It's Assstuck

 No.99604


 No.99605>>99606

>>99603
Then get someone to pull it out. :proud:

 No.99606>>99608

>>99605
>Then get someone to pull it out.
:turnt:
It's your fart, you pull it out

 No.99607>>99609

I love my cat. I like how happy I can make my cat just by petting it. :gm::nipah:

 No.99608>>99611

>>99606
It's not mine, you IDIOT. IT'S HERS FOR ME TO KEEP.:usoda:

 No.99609>>99610

>>99607
>I love my cat. I like how happy I can make my cat just by petting it.
when I was a kid, we had a cat that would sit on my lap sometimes, and liked playing. when they passed away, we got another cat, but they must've not been socialized to humans very well, because they don't like being pet or touched at all. not in a violent or defensive way, they just wwalk (or dash) away if you try to touch them
:girlrot:

 No.99610>>99612

>>99609
All cats take time. You CAN pet every cat.

 No.99611>>99613

>>99608
So you fart 優しい人old?

 No.99612>>99614

>>99610
my family has had this cat for over a decade now. I don't think it's a matter of time. I've heard before that the way kittens are socialized to human interaction in the first several months can be really important :(

 No.99613>>99616

>>99611
>So you fart 優しい人old?
If someone cums inside you, does that make you a cum 優しい人old? :mii:

 No.99614

>>99612
It is but there's secret cat magic.

 No.99615>>99617>>99619>>99623

>Random sharp pain in an extremely particular part of my body
Just like the good old days. But why? :buh:

 No.99616>>99618

>>99613
No one cums inside me: i'm pitcher, not a catcher.
But if someone A, farted inside someone B so someone C could later get it holded, like a seconadhand fart, it's sounds kinda 優しい人
:beatmeatbag:
You know what? We are dangerously sliding into philosophical discussion
:consume::consume::consume:

 No.99617>>99621

>>99615
A cramp?
Might be lack of K or Mn or even Zn in your body

 No.99618>>99636

>>99616
What if someone cam inside of you? What if girl pii22 got into your dick? :receipts:

 No.99619>>99622

>>99615
you're unlocking your super powers.

 No.99620>>99624

Is this what Euronymous wanted to do with Varg as the ultimate evil act?

 No.99621>>99638

>>99617
>A cramp?
"It is too sharp to be a cramp."

It's on a seemingly random part of my arm above my elbow.

 No.99622>>99626

>>99619
My superpower has and always will be inexplicable pain.

 No.99623

>>99615
This is a post for :job4unc:

 No.99624>>99625>>99628

>>99620
pii22 inside Varg's dick?

 No.99625

>>99624
"thulean pisscatcher."

 No.99626

>>99622
Whenever my stress levels drop low enough, I can feel pain and other things again. Maybe it's similar to that

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God fucking damn it, XLR.

 No.99628>>99631

>>99624
No, farting cum. Euronymous wanted Varg to have sex with him, which is evil because men aren't supposed to do that, and then pooping out the cum and flushing it is extra evil because you're not supposed to spill your seed on the ground, and putting it in the sewer with poop is beyond evil

 No.99629>>99632

>>99627
rook rike shit

 No.99630>>99635

The potential universe where Marge was confirmed to have bunny ears in the season 1 finale of the Simpsons and Itchy And Scratchy got its own spin-off has came and went. :disdain:

 No.99631>>99633

>>99628
Leaving cum in your asshole is even more evil because it just gets rancid in there. Let the man flush his cum.

 No.99632

>>99629
Chinese furries are of a higher caste than Western furries.

 No.99633>>99634

>>99631
We need a black metal goblin in the chat to confirm this for us

 No.99634

>>99633
Dialing up Turkmenistan.

 No.99635

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>>99630
sounds like a job for d-mail!

 No.99636>>99637

>>99618
>What if girl pii22 got into your dick?
:notcanon:
What if you'll try to speak into headphones?

 No.99637>>99871

>>99636
Ancient Russian proverb.

 No.99638>>99640

>>99621
>It's on a seemingly random part of my arm above my elbow.
Feeled like hot dot pain? Might be nerve was hurted with something

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 No.99640>>99643

>>99638
"No, I'm just kind of like this." :bounce:

 No.99641

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>>99639
ragebait is for girls too!
:b:

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>>99639
This is a metaredflag but for the most part, it's 0k

We aren't really getting to the heart of the whore here, exactly.

 No.99643>>99645

>>99640
>"No, I'm just kind of like this."
:meh: Keep on reporting the situation
:popcorn:

 No.99644

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>>99643
Chronic pain is a wild ride. I'm not going to deny that a big part of it is my fault. I'm also not going to hesitate to chew your throat out if you think I'm exaggerating or making shit up. :aaaa:

 No.99646


 No.99647>>99648

>>99642
It's supposed to be slightly innocuous stuff like the ick list for guys

 No.99648>>99650

>>99647
Then all leggings must go. :strain:

 No.99649


 No.99650>>99652

>>99648
I thought a farthuffer would like leggings?

 No.99651>>99653>>99655

You now realize that furries' weird, undisputed monopoly over online EDM music has lead directly to the TRICKSTER invasion of "breakcore" and invention of hyperpop.

 No.99652>>99656

>>99650
What did he mean by this? Also, are you stupid? :whip:

 No.99653

>>99651
Idk I only listen to M3 releases

 No.99654

:triumph:
back where i come from, we dance to egbertcore.

 No.99655>>99657

>>99651
>and invention of hyperpop
do you even PC music?

 No.99656


 No.99657>>99659

>>99655
No, fuck PoopCore. :overrule:

 No.99658

"Fart leggings" :ween:

 No.99659


 No.99660>>99662

>>99645
>Chronic pain is a wild ride. I'm not going to deny that a big part of it is my fault. I'm also not going to hesitate to chew your throat out if you think I'm exaggerating or making shit up.
Neither I was going to deny it for whatever reason nor you'd succeed if we'd met if you' tried

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>>99660
> nor you'd succeed if we'd met if you' tried
I'm literally possessed by a ghost. :aaaa:

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 No.99664

>>99661
Diaperquest 2056.

 No.99665>>99666

>>99663
Why is it called Emotional Support Human when they're both angels? Was he stupid?

 No.99666>>99667>>99669

>>99665
>Was he stupid?
didn't receive enough farts in the womb. his mother was probably selling to get her fix
:mml:

 No.99667

>>99666
His mom should have eaten a bunch of fast food. He would have turned out better

 No.99668>>99673

>>99663
Jokes?

>Bend the knee

Now I'm think of an angel George Floyd getting KNEE'D after trying to take the black card too far.

That's the worst thing about Sinfest. It's not even blatantly offensive enough. It's just boring. Fucking Scott Adams has publicly said/done more controversial shit than Tatsuya. Ishida, there's just no place for you in this world.

Just bite the bullet and pay a girlfriend service already.

 No.99669>>99671

>>99666
Do you think Ritsuko did cigarette burps into every infant Rei clone's mouth and that's why they all turned out to be autistic?

 No.99670

>>99662
>I'm literally possessed by a ghost.
STANDUSEEEEEER! :argh:

Anyway, gotta go.
Pchoooooo'ing to work

 No.99671>>99672

>>99669
"oh no, gendo, another failed clone… guess we'll just have to ki- I mean, recycle this one, like all the others…"

 No.99672

>>99671
But autistic pilots make some of the best pilots. It's almost a mecha staple.

 No.99673

>>99668
The answer is obvious. Tatsuya needs to marry some lady with a kid and let his stepson die before he can kill someone else

 No.99674>>99675

/hsgg/

 No.99675>>99676>>99699

>>99674
Stands for?

 No.99676>>99678

>>99675
homestuck general general

 No.99677

/hhsgregg/

 No.99678>>99679>>99682

>>99676
Explain the leggings and farts comment for me, please. :bounce:

 No.99679>>99681

>>99678
that's not me
:tsk:

 No.99680

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 No.99681>>99683

>>99679
THEN WHO WAS ME? :whip:

 No.99682>>99684>>99686

>>99678
Of course, my friend, since you asked so nicely. wwomen who wear leggings instead of pants are more likely to eat fast food and similar bowel irritating foods

 No.99683

>>99681
me me
:adorbs:

 No.99684>>99685

>>99682
>wwomen who wear leggings instead of pants are more likely to eat fast food and similar bowel irritating foods
Proof? :slam:

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 No.99686>>99687

>>99682
I wasn't even thinking on that level, to be honest. flatulence fans like butts, leggings show off butts. I'm sure a survey of art would show that leggings are disproportionately represented compared to other legwear
:receipts:

 No.99687>>99688>>99690

>>99685
>>99686
Do YOU like leggings? :bzzt:

 No.99688>>99692

>>99687
>Do YOU like leggings?
I don't really like much anymore, but I DO like saying things

 No.99689

>>99685
the guy sounds so excited when he says "CHERRY BERRY SWIIIRLS!" at 0:19. I like imagining how all the different takes must've sounded

 No.99690>>99692

>>99687
leggings are okay. butts are great and all. I don't think I particularly love leggings though

 No.99691

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怨霊jak.

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 No.99693>>99694

>>99692
indeed you were, huffer.

 No.99694>>99695

>>99693
Says the fellow leggings enjoyers. :receipts:

 No.99695>>99696

>>99694
>leggings are okay
:mistaken:

 No.99696

>>99695
That means you like them, you prick.

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 No.99698>>99701>>99702

I think one of my neighbors mistakenly took my package.
:mml:

 No.99699

>>99675
As opposed to /mdg/

 No.99700

>>99697
Leggings. Next REASON: lolita outfits (tell it to get very specific and individualistic.)

For no reason. :gay:

 No.99701

>>99698
That sucks, man

 No.99702>>99703

>>99698
Multimommy Loans.

 No.99703>>99704

>>99702
I always assumed it was "making me laugh"/"made me laugh", for use either ironically or to poke fun at how phrases like lol don't usually involve actually laughing out loud

 No.99704>>99705

>>99703
No, its true meaning is lost. :meangirl:

 No.99705>>99706

>>99704
"MoM milks leggings" (to extract fart essence)

 No.99706>>99707

>>99705
wwomen don't fart into their leggings, virgin. :meh:

 No.99707>>99708

>>99706
you're the one who didn't understand what wiping back to front was
:shikari:

 No.99708>>99709

>>99707
You are literally a woman and a perverse one, at that.

 No.99709>>99710


 No.99710>>99711

>>99709
Fill up your stockings like a sausage package. :cigar:

 No.99711>>99712

>>99710
stocking stuffer, legging huffer.

 No.99712

>>99711
MEX, cap :this:

Truly deranged post.

 No.99713


 No.99714>>99715

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 No.99715

>>99714
A24 Slowburn.

 No.99716>>99717

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Rose? Rose Lalonde?

 No.99717>>99719

>>99716
ghost lalonde
:kuku:

 No.99718

Woman.

 No.99719

>>99717
Never got around to that one. And yes, that is MY one. :scum:

 No.99720>>99722>>99724

I'm sad but now I don't want to go to bed. :stone:

 No.99721>>99723

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Maybe a scene where Majetano tries spicy street food…

 No.99722


 No.99723>>99725

>>99721
AND THEN LOOK AT YOU, YOU SNAKE FUCK. YOU TURN AROUND.

 No.99724>>99726

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 No.99725>>99727


 No.99726>>99728

>>99724
Is this literally just pii22

 No.99727>>99729

>>99725
YOU SAID THE THREAD WAS SHIT. :weh:

 No.99728

>>99726
No, we call that "snake water"

 No.99729>>99730

>>99727
It was grim

 No.99730>>99733

>>99729
Give me a Chat GPT essay on why. :tryagain:

 No.99731>>99732>>99738

huh? where did MEX say the thread was bad? I've been trying my best
:shobon:

 No.99732>>99734

>>99731
>I've been trying my best
You've been failing big hard evidently.

 No.99733>>99736

>>99730
Remember the /jp/ daily ratings from 2015? I always wondered what criteria they were judged on.
If GPT had a rubric, it could probably judge

 No.99734>>99735

>>99732
makes hates us
:baw:

 No.99735>>99737

>>99734
>makes
MEX
:baw::washout:

 No.99736

>>99733
"No."

 No.99737

>>99735
Expert of masks, maker of pain… :stone:

 No.99738>>99740>>99741

>>99731
No accounting for taste and all that.
Crude material tonight is all, you made some excellent mutli-layered jabs in the first half

 No.99739

>where did MEX say the thread
He LEAKS and SUBVERTS

 No.99740>>99742

>>99738
>you made some excellent mutli-layed jabs in the first half
Just him? :sweats:

 No.99741>>99743

>>99738
given your NTR jokes, I didn't think you minded this kind of humor :^p

 No.99742

>>99740
I'm not even positive which posts he's referring to
:slacker:

 No.99743>>99744

>>99741
Where is farting referred to as the thinking man's fetish, though

 No.99744>>99750

>>99743
/lit/

 No.99745

>Accidentally slip hand while brushing my teeth
>Send self into excruciating pain

 No.99746>>99747>>99748

NEED DADDY MEX'S APPROVAL. NOW. NOW. NOW. :demands: :weh:

 No.99747>>99749


 No.99748

>>99746
I'm sure you had some funny moments.
maybe MEX thinks you took the huffing too far, but that's just his bias. I bet if a yasagure kitsuenjyo game had a multiple-hours long sequence about farting mishaps instead of pissing mishaps, he would be able to intellectualize it into the corruption/NTR dynamics with no issues
:faito:

 No.99749>>99751>>99752

>>99747
That was last thread thooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. :baw:

 No.99750>>99752

>>99744
I haven't ever finished the essential /lit/core list…

 No.99751>>99752

>>99749
Scroll up

 No.99752>>99753>>99755>>99811>>99816>>99822>>99824>>99832>>99834

>>99749
Oh no, wait, just early this thread.
>>99751
Not either of my CAP demands (which weren't me.) :baw:
>>99750
I might have made more progress than you. Maybe. I've yet to read from Dr. Fart. :sry:

 No.99753>>99754

>>99752
>I've yet to read from Dr. Fart.
what about "the invisible fart"?

 No.99754

>>99753
>"the invisible fart"

 No.99755>>99756

>>99752
>Dr.
Joyce was a doctor?

 No.99756>>99757

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>>99755
>Joyce was a doctor?
The "joke" (only readily apparent to my brain) is that with the eyepatch, he looks like some kind of superspy villain. :douzo:

 No.99757>>99758

>>99756
>Evil Genius was 21 years ago
:gobald:

 No.99758

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>>99757
>Average 2039 Megidochanner

 No.99759>>99760>>99761

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:thewall:

 No.99760>>99761


 No.99761>>99762

>>99759
>>99760
:wifeguy:< NEED MORE BLURPLE

 No.99762>>99763

>>99761
Epic wifeguy rage when he doesn't get his blurple and sees too much fartposting in his wholesome 100 NTR thread.

 No.99763>>99764

>>99762
"What would Grant do?"

 No.99764>>99765

>>99763
Morrison?

 No.99765>>99766

>>99764
That was the inspiration for his Grant Moronson, yeah…
But for how he was an HSG figure, I never gleaned his opinion on other /co/ stuff.

 No.99766>>99767>>99768

>>99765
I'm incredibly confused. :buh:

 No.99767>>99769

>>99766
pablo picasso never got called an asshole. not like you.

 No.99768>>99769

>>99766
Y'know, Grant?
"homosuck is shit, i wish autism was terminal"
Ebin olddreg, loved tf2, came into money, stewarded homosuck, etc?

 No.99769>>99770>>99772

>>99767
:de?:
>>99768
Yes, but how does it relate :usoda:

 No.99770>>99771

>>99769
become an avocado, 8ITCH.

 No.99771>>99773

>>99770
PROLAPSE. INSTANTANEOUSLY. :usoda:

 No.99772>>99775

>>99769
He was a total wifeguy. Imo.

 No.99773>>99774>>99776

>>99771
when I get out, of the hospital

 No.99774

>>99773
and by I, I mean you.

 No.99775>>99777

>>99772
XLR….

 No.99776>>99778

>>99773
:letmein: It's easier to be DIAPd when you're in the hospital than when out.

 No.99777>>99779

>>99775
That's a guywife, totally different beast.

 No.99778>>99780

>>99776
Good long-covidian horror pitch
:notes:

 No.99779

>>99777
Don't enable his delusions. :mii:

 No.99780>>99784

>>99778
DIAP isn't horrifying to wwomen though, 怨霊.

 No.99781>>99782

I'm straight, and I want, to take his place

 No.99782>>99783>>99788

>>99781
As a gay DERSITE?

 No.99783

>>99782
why always stoned? like hippie johnny

 No.99784>>99785

>>99780
:wifeguy:YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT:wifeguy:

 No.99785>>99787

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>>99784
wwomen would literally get DIAPd to death by this guy than have a fulfilling marriage with a proper Germanic man.

They really can't get any lower.

 No.99786

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 No.99787>>99789

>>99785
waluigi coded

 No.99788>>99790

>>99782
An HSG-wide Disneed trip might be fun, though…

 No.99789>>99791

>>99787
Except decrepit, 32, and filthy.

 No.99790>>99793

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>>99788
Wow, it's us. :)

 No.99791>>99792

>>99789
lost it all at the pinball hall

 No.99792

>>99791
He didn't even DIAP her ontop of a pinball machine. Romance is dead.

 No.99793>>99794

>>99790
I 8ITCHed out from going on that one as a kid

 No.99794>>99796>>99797

>>99793
And now you're paying for it by having become Contrapoints. :ugh:

 No.99795


 No.99796>>99798>>99799

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>>99794
bluebuddy and araneamon protecting shrunki from the scary ride

 No.99797

>>99794
>he found the voice uploads

 No.99798

>>99796
>araneamon
*araneamom

 No.99799

>>99796
Sprunki would make a good ride/disneed experience ぶっちゃけ

 No.99800>>99801>>99802

Also, I guess we're all just tubby <6/10 wwomen because it'd be weird for any of us to be Jenny and I already assigned the one guy Contra.

How goes the talks with Lolcow, again?

 No.99801>>99803

>>99800
REASON idea: percentage similarity to jenny

 No.99802>>99803

>>99800
Parley paused. BOYS CLUB anyway.

 No.99803>>99805>>99806

>>99801
I guess we're doubling down on the really gay ones next thread. I guess it's good to get it out of the way. :ugh:
>>99802
>BOYS CLUB anyway.
I think it'd be nice to bond. It'd be a unique niche. Kiwi Farms is the closest to NEETcels and femcels co-habituating and it's… you know…

 No.99804>>99807>>99808>>99877>>99880>>99881

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Help them id this blonde (dubious?)

 No.99805>>99809

>>99803
Femcel reaction when they figure out what meizen means

 No.99806>>99810

>>99803
>I guess it's good to get it out of the way.
before what?

 No.99807

>>99804
It looks like the Tony Zaret chick but is it…?

Looks like a nu-celeb; I mean most of them are besides epic Obama and redhaired hag.

 No.99808

>>99804
that's obviously miley cyrus

 No.99809

>>99805
Some femcels (maybe a soft majority?) are anti-meizen. :shutit:

 No.99810>>99812

>>99806
It's just good to keep the gay contained with the other gay. :pantywaist:

 No.99811>>99813

>>99752
>I've yet to read from Dr. Fart.
what about "the telltale fart"?

 No.99812>>99814>>99815

>>99810
who are the gays?

 No.99813

>>99811
>the telltale fart
All of these crappy puns are real things. How does that make you feel? :meh:

 No.99814

>>99812
1) Suggested lolita outfits
2) Similarity to Jenny Nicholson

Keep up with the program, ojisan.

 No.99815>>99818>>99819>>99868

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 No.99816>>99817

>>99752
>Maybe. I've yet to read from Dr. Fart.
the stinker in the rye?

 No.99817

>>99816
You've crossed a stupidity threshold that nobody else has.

 No.99818>>99820

>>99815
Why would you do this? :nyani:

 No.99819


 No.99820>>99821

>>99818
Now it won't haunt next thread

 No.99821

>>99820
Yeah, but those weren't either of the gay suggestions. You just invented a third. homosexual. :hithere:

 No.99822>>99823>>99825

>>99752
>Maybe. I've yet to read from Dr. Fart.
the great 8raaaaaaaapsby?

 No.99823


 No.99824>>99827

>>99752
>Maybe. I've yet to read from Dr. Fart.
war and beans?

 No.99825>>99826

>>99822
GPT, edit me "The Great Gyattsby" into ironic zoomer lingo and publish on kindle

 No.99826

>>99825
>GPT, edit me "The Great Gyattsby" into ironic zoomer lingo and publish on kindle
:guilt:

 No.99827

>>99824
STUPID.

PRIDE AND PRUNES, AHAHAHAHAHA.

 No.99828>>99829>>99830

what the fuck kind of word is parp

 No.99829

>>99828
Onomatopoeia.

 No.99830>>99831

>>99828
Sounds insurance related

 No.99831

>>99830
P44444444444444RP

1ND33D

 No.99832>>99833

>>99752
>Maybe. I've yet to read from Dr. Fart.
how the other half rips?

 No.99833

>>99832
Are you trying to kill me? :douzo:

 No.99834>>99835

>>99752
>Maybe. I've yet to read from Dr. Fart.
the bunghole, by upton sinclair?

 No.99835

>>99834
>upton sinclair
EXPLICITLY NOT DR. FART. :de:

 No.99836>>99839

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>>99601
Apologies if that was uncouth, I'm coping hard for the lack off chest slider in this character creator

 No.99837>>99838>>99878

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Everything about this thumbnail is wrong and retarded.
>Darkest public access show
>Literally just a mild-mannered goth chick getting calls and playing alt!rock

I did see a Rose, Rose Lalonde on the left though.

 No.99838

>>99837
Sorry,
*craziest
But also
>DARK STORY

 No.99839>>99841

>>99836
The Gir MMORPG character creator?

 No.99840

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 No.99841>>99842

>>99839
MonHunny

Really, if they release the CC beforehand I could've devoted the 30 hours I need

 No.99842>>99844

>>99841
I have no idea what you're talking about.

 No.99843>>99846

I didn't get my hugs

 No.99844>>99845

>>99842
monster hunter. character creator.

 No.99845

>>99844
WHO ELSE SAYS MONHUNNY? WHO ELSE?:shame:

 No.99846>>99849

>>99843
Free hugs
:heh:

 No.99847>>99848>>99850

Wilds is shit and you should feel bad for buying it tbqh

 No.99848

>>99847
Wild shits. :chigau:

 No.99849


 No.99850>>99865

>>99847
/vg/ sed it was a 4u tribute game :elf:

 No.99851>>99852>>99853>>99854

rolling for anything better
:fortune:

 No.99852>>99854


 No.99853>>99855

>>99851
Persistence is rewarded
:feast:

 No.99854


 No.99855>>99856


 No.99856>>99859

>>99855
Is it not encouraging? "In Due Time" is one of the positive responses
:cheer::faito:

 No.99857>>99862

MEX, what if asuka was fat?

 No.99858

I'm so fucking angry. :eggnap:

 No.99859

>>99856
I'm tired of enduring
:man:
I need to get ready for bed but I even feel too tired to do that. time to force it

 No.99860>>99861

odds of swinny strikes back?
:fortune:

 No.99861


 No.99862>>99863

>>99857
Second Child? More like second helping!
:tetrakarn:

 No.99863


 No.99864

He preorderd GTAVI for the weight gain

 No.99865>>99867

>>99850
It's a "does the vague story of 4 but a lot worse" game. Everything else is completely unrelated.

 No.99866

I want the things that I want.
:agony:

 No.99867

>>99865
It's been a decade since I played one, so call it grim curiosity. Not that I was ever an MH superfan, I've only played MHFU, 3U and 4U

 No.99868>>99869

>>99815
I haven't had dreams like those, but I did have a dream once where I was DIAPd by a family member and that was very depressing because it was the only family member I'm close to

 No.99869>>99870

>>99868
So NCNC?
0n0

 No.99870


 No.99871

>>99637
Rudy can you please explain what "the ass is in the ass" means

 No.99872>>99898

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 No.99873>>99874

>he isn’t excited by a goth with piercings

 No.99874>>99879

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 No.99875

i didn't think link/zelda needed a ship name. zelink???

 No.99876

File (hide): 1741082865507.mp4 (791.51 KB, 1052x566, 1stqn2.mp4) [play once] [loop]

MIGA IS REAL

 No.99877

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 No.99878

File (hide): 1741083535273.jpeg (260.97 KB, 1125x923, IMG_3253.jpeg)

>>99837
A TV show so dark and extreme.

 No.99879

>>99874
Aw, man, haven’t seen this artist in forever. Very pretty.

 No.99880

>>99804
I have to admit, even when he’s under multiple layers of leftist mind control, his character designs are great.

 No.99881>>99883>>99884

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>>99804
What is that pyramid even.
Not the first time I see it either, I'm guessing it's Psycholonials-rel8ed?

 No.99882

>>98384
I see…

 No.99883

>>99881
8itch give me 8ack my flair.
:notcanon:

 No.99884>>99885>>99886

>>99881
So you didn’t actually play it? You don’t have to, you just gave me the impression ya did. This is Zhen’s self-admitted quasi-ironic clown gender pyramid that’s frickin’ INTEGRAL to her juggalosocialist irony-damaged diaper pii22 8ITCH ideology that she wrote because she totally doesn’t want to commit suicide for being a worthless piece of shit.

 No.99885>>99888

>>99884
I can’t even talk about this bullshit in a way that’s entertaining any more. It just becomes stilted and gross no matter how hard I try. I can’t believe shit has gotten this bad. It’s like a permanent miasma of everything wrong with the world has descended on the entire internet.

 No.99886>>99887>>99894

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>>99884
>you just gave me the impression ya did
How, all I ever talk a8out is how shit the artstyle is.
>clown gender
Non-zero chance it's something nu-Hu¢¢ie 8elieves in unironically, I did see a few people say she's his self-insert or something.
8ut that's as far as my knowledge of it goes, I 8arely even acknowledge Hiveswap, let alone anything that came afterwards.

 No.99887>>99888>>99894

>>99886
Like I said, I don’t even acknowledge anything involving non-Hu¢¢ie assets as part of the original project, so Hiveswap and Pesterquest are fanworks as far as I’m concerned.

 No.99888

>>99887
I remem8er you mentioning it a few times, while I personally do like some of the fan stuff, I wholeheartedly agree with the rest.
>>99885
8uckle up, it's gonna get even worse.

:smug: :buckleup:

 No.99889>>99899

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 No.99890>>99891>>99893>>99901

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 No.99891>>99900

>>99890
Is this someone barfing again?

 No.99892


 No.99893

>>99890
Rage virus

 No.99894>>99897

>>99886
>>99887
Psychoclowns is all Hu¢¢ie outside the music, I thought?

 No.99895>>99896

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 No.99896

>>99895
Rose, Rose Lalonde

 No.99897>>99902

>>99894
Yeah, but Sickolonialz is about 2020 ex-Homestuck-“fan” /soc/ialists and isn’t a part of the main story.

 No.99898

>>99872
That lazybones, corner cutting Nancy, making scones on a whim

 No.99899

>>99889
cute!

 No.99900

>>99891
nah, just a wiggler

 No.99901>>99903

>>99890
Why are they all so VISCERALLY scared of him?

 No.99902

>>99897
Suicide is never something I've empathized with, so I didn't read much into that aspect of Psychos. Traditionally, suicide damns you. Fiji is a bit utterly empty and idyllic in the ending, is that Paradise?

I took the VN as a mythologized retelling of Hu¢¢ie's success making him more pressured and chained in, before deciding to bravely default on everyone's expectations and secure freedom.
I was thinking about "I QUIT!" video games yesterday, and I Psycholonials probably qualifies. Of course, Hu¢¢ie had no corporate yoke obligating him to produce hits, just hundreds of thousands of adoring fans (soured by realizing his fallibility)

 No.99903

>>99901
Footsniffing

 No.99904>>99906


 No.99905

File (hide): 1741105123516-0.jpg (166.04 KB, 1280x720, PlWcLAZjIzQ.jpg)

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what

 No.99906>>99907

>>99904
>この動画は、SSS合同会社 から著作権の申し立てがあったため削除されました
why are my youtube errors in japanese now

 No.99907>>99908

>>99906
You've finally done it! Bad news, now you're doomed.

 No.99908

>>99907
d00m'd!*

 No.99909

Napped out today

 No.99910>>99911

Who's 8aking next 8read?

 No.99911

File (hide): 1741114785900.ogg (1.21 MB, white-breath-winter.ogg)

>>99910
I could, when it's time.

 No.99912>>99913

Guys, you're gonna want to sit down for this
https://www.avclub.com/george-lowe-space-ghost-died-age-67

 No.99913>>99914

File (hide): 1741116367131.jpg (35.05 KB, 736x340, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>>99912
Still think the "Vaccine" is safe?

 No.99914


 No.99915>>99916

File (hide): 1741118104513.jpg (52.48 KB, 385x104, ClipboardImage.jpg)

wish these DERSITE youtuber "polyglots" would all die
:foe:

 No.99916

>>99915
Look, he learned PERFECT CHINESE, married a CHINESE WOMAN, had a CHINESE BABY with her, and SHOCKED EVERYONE

 No.99917

File (hide): 1741118465643.jpg (2.58 KB, 256x256, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.99920


 No.99923

lastn
:pshu:



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