No.173380[Last 100 Posts]
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>>172330 No.173383
How the SMURF is egg a "strong flavor"? Compared to cheese, onions, tomato, pickles, mustard..? Do you put NOTHING on your burger?
No.173386
I could rank all the strengths of the flavors dependent on the state of egg you have but that feels like too much effort.
No.173388
>>173383Yeah, it was a

moment
No.173390
>>173388Eat an egg right now.

No.173396
Props to that homestuck "musician" who tried to pass off the frozen synapse ost as theirs and taught me about it
No.173400
btw, i watched every madness combat episode up to 12 [can't wait to watch madness combat 13 when it releases]
No.173401
>>173400on tv, i began to rewatch all the episodes with audio on [to hear some banger music], along with watching the incidents and other misc stuff
No.173402
>>173400MUCH Christmas SPIRIT
No.173404
>>173403Yeah this is surviving on rule of funny
No.173409
>>173408Badass Heathcliff I know that feel
No.173410
>>173345I liked Reze but Denji ruins everything by existing.
No.173417
>>173415Mmm this will make some good copefuel
No.173419
>>173418So *this* is the noble demon of winter?
No.173420
>>173405Thanks for reminding me that Hal Jordan is canonically a nepetaphile
No.173421
>>173415tar burners backing out after the first toll payment.
No.173424
>>173423I still have to finish one HD…
I was only expecting all the added filler

No.173426
How did "snowbunny" come to mean that, anyways.
No.173427
>>173426The white coats seem obvious bit beyond that, complete marketing job
No.173428
>>173427I mean, yeah, nothing about it indicates anything other than "white".
No.173430
>>173422Artilleryman has a 45 round mag on his AK way behind the frontline while his comrades on the front line are charging in with Nagants and Thompsons from World War 2
I think I see the divide in the Russian army between "meat" and "specialists".
No.173431
Jhonen peaked with Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Issue 3.
No.173432
>>173431I'm actually a poser and have never read any jthm
No.173435
>>173432It’s worth reading, but don’t expect a conventional hit. It’s very unorthodox, very gross, peaks early, and has some questionable choices (i.e. Johnny delivers a lecture about the filth and sadism of normaldregs while brutally cutting one’s skull open with pliers)
No.173436
>>173435O_o
Well as COMIX, it can't be very long of read, right?
No.173437
>>173433>>173434Unspoken trust among other punibros
No.173440
>>173439dude looks like his toon
No.173441
>>173436Reading the whole thing will take you a couple of hours.
No.173442
>>173441One of the pre-January Rush, perhaps

No.173443
DQ2 stream time btw, since people seem to have forgotten I exist
https://twitch.tv/boigahs No.173444
This fold out couch is so garbage

No.173445
>>173444And remote play won't let me into my ps4

No.173447
>>173446What a sovlless item flavor text, reads like a wiki opening blurb.
Also, the trailer for that game makes me think they ~like~
culler 7 without really having any taste
No.173449
>>173448Lorelei and the Laser Eyes
Only made it about 20 seconds in I'll have to try it again another time
No.173452
>>173428Gregery Lanstein just needed a catchy epithet, that's all.
No.173453
Still a handful of things in DQ2 with zero hints on where they are and I'm starting to run out of stuff to do

No.173459
>>173457>>173458>Pink hair, devil wingsSussy 傀儡 inspection.
Is it like a story where MC is simply reborn as a blessed "Nobody"?
No.173460
>>173459She's a succubus, apparently they are allowed to go to RPGwarts but she got bullied (it's not fully explained (← good worldbuilding))
That's the title yeah:
https://myanimelist.net/anime/48415/Shijou_Saikyou_no_Daimaou_Murabito_A_ni_Tensei_suruI've only seen 2.5 episodes and I won't watch more since I need to sleep tonight, and I'm in a strange mood, so it's not a real recommendation.
No.173461
>>173460So she was! Seems like a new game+ kind of setting…
Power fantasy is a fine spice now and then, though I prefer it in JRPG form. Well, I'd hope it doesn't just play out as The Adventures of Chad. I'm expecting there are like, Hero descendants who still recognize the Maou's power and try to bully or
cull him, resulting in everyone learning a nice lesson about Not Being Beholden To One's Birth


If it were up to me, maybe MC reaches the top and get bored with life again and suicides again and again, trapping himself in a gamer dopamine loop of "Achievement"…
Or push things into the DLsite trenches with a mid-season perspective swap to one of the heroine's old sweethearts who was traumatized by having some OP bastard come out of nowhere to swipe his girl!

No.173463
This airbnb has a padlocked door in the attic and the lights turned on behind it overnight

No.173464
>>173462wwomen be nagging
No.173465
>>173408Also utz kinda looks like orz, don't it?

No.173466
>>173461I contend that true "power fantasy" has not been fully explored outside of xianxia and rationalist fiction which are not that good. Usually a powerful protagonist is stupid or pathetic to balance out their strength, or has to earn their power through perfunctory non-trials for the sake of narrative convention when you might as well give it to them for free. My favourite anime Death Note is the only one I can think of which isn't like this.
>I'm expecting there are like, Hero descendants who still recognize the Maou's power and try to bully or cull him, resulting in everyone learning a nice lesson about Not Being Beholden To One's BirthThat's what will probably happen yeah.
>Or push things into the DLsite trenches with a mid-season perspective swap to one of the heroine's old sweethearts who was traumatized by having some OP bastard come out of nowhere to swipe his girl!They carefully made the MC her only childhood friend don't worry.
No.173468
>>173466Yeah, Death Note is really good since it can bake the normie reaction to the wannabe overman into the whole plot and drama.
But you're right that it's kind of a gap that deserves filling…
Code Geass is almost there, but the plot is filled with stupid Batman asspull moments and convenient conceit.
Paul Atreides from Dune, maybe. I only ever read 'Dune' so the division of myth from outcome is probably expanded more later.
Ender's Game? He's sort of young to fathom the consequences of his actions there
I feel like there might be older Clarke or Heinlein stuff that I'm missing atm

No.173469
>>173466>They carefully made the MC her only childhood friend don't worry.Also

No.173470
>>173468Yeah Code Geass sucked, the premise and aesthetics look very cool but the way everything plays out is so dumb. Code Ment is better unironically.
I haven't read Dune. Sci-fi tends not to be as character-focused, but Ender's Game is a good example, I forgot how much I liked that book.
Thinking some more, the trope might be more of a moral thing at its core where characters have to make JUST and FAIR use of the supernatural gifts which they DESERVED otherwise audiences will burst into tears. There are certainly more works already in existence which break from moral convention in other ways, but I think power fantasy still has unrealised potential for unique stories
No.173471
And when the protagonist is a random loser, the implication is that the audience (who identify as random losers) consider themselves to deserve power since they're just guys doing their best at life and it's their turn. But this trope is considered to be morally subversive by their false consciousness
No.173472
>>173470>Code MentT-This? It's humble in presentation, but now I'm curious
>tends not to be as characterYeah, it's been a while since I read Dune, but Paul's interiority never felt as developed or accurate "smart kid observes the normies" as Ender's did…
All my efforts are going to be focused on interrogating the 優しい人 style protag for a while, but I'd be interested in reading a thoughtful and informed take on a Master of the Universe sort. Which Rationalist spergfics are most tolerable/amusing, would you say? I've never read one
No.173474
Code Geass is the third major retelling of the original Gundam except this time, it's from more of a Char point of view (Lelouch isn't a perfect Char since they split him into two characters). Since I brought it up, the other two retellings of Gundam were Metal Armor Dragonar which is a perfectly okay show and Gundam SEED which can be very unintentionally funny.

No.173475
>>173413Trump's first term vs. Trump's second term is the difference between screwball comedy and deadpan comedy.
No.173476
>>173415Black x Asian is supposedly a hidden OP pick. Really telling that he thought to include black male Asian female but not Asian male black female.

No.173477
>>173418I'd like to hear the logic.

No.173478
>>173474I've kind been lax on Gundam so I should look into these

No.173480
>>173472>T-This? It's humble in presentation, but now I'm curiousits epic
>Which Rationalist spergfics are most tolerable/amusing, would you say? I've never read oneI have barely read any hard R ratfics and I'm skeptical there's anything worth reading. I was told that HPMOR was not worth trying so I haven't tried it. I read half of Unsong and it sucked.
Worm/Twig/Pact are adjacent and I recommend them but they're very long. They're separate stories by the same author so can be read in any order, Pact is the shortest but still ~1M words.
Mother of Learning is also adjacent and very long, pretty good time loop story with the best magic system ever.
Cradle isn't rationalist at all it's more like xianxia for White people, it's also… very long… and I haven't got that far into it yet, but I like it.
>>173474I see. I was slightly baffled as to how they came up with all of that with no manga to adapt while simultaneously being so uncompelling
No.173481
>>173435>Johnny delivers a lecture about the filth and sadism of normaldregs while brutally cutting one’s skull open with pliersI think this falls very squarely into "a healthy sense of irony" and not "hypocritical lampshading" because Jhonen isn't a dipshit and has always had that (a healthy sense of irony) to him.
I'd think you'd like it to be the latter (taking it at face value) more but who knows. I didn't expect you to be capable of being this lucid but you've done it before so I won't grill you too hard over this.

No.173483
>>173478I'm decently knowledgeable about Gundam, so feel free to ask any questions.
My qualifications:
[x] Mobile Suit Gundam TV
[x] Mobile Suit Gundam compilation movies
[x] Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam
[x] Mobile Suit ZZ (Double Zeta) Gundam
[x] Mobile Suit Gundam: Char's Counterattack
[x] Mobile Suit Gundam F91
[x] Mobile Suit Victory Gundam
[x] Mobile Suit Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket
[x] Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory
[x] Mobile Suit Gundam: The 08th MS Team
[x] Mobile Fighter G Gundam
[x] New Mobile Report Gundam Wing
[x] Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
[x] After War Gundam X
[x] Turn A Gundam
[x] G-Saviour
[x] Mobile Suit Gundam SEED
[x] Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Destiny
[x] Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Freedom
[x] Mobile Suit Gundam 00
[x] Mobile Suit Gundam 00: A Wakening of the Trailblazer
[x] Mobile Suit Gundam AGE
I have not finished Reconguista in G. I have not watched Unicorn, Witch from Mercury, or Anno's GQuuuuuuX
No.173484
>>173446>Environmental story-tellingBRAVO, KOJIMA.
>>173447I like dry encyclopedic flavor text when the information is novel (meaning comparatively unknown- which this kind of falls into) and gently guides the player into slightly headier thematic territory through insinuation. Now, the latter, I can't imagine being possible with tampons and even if that was the intent, I think it'd be insufferable.
When it comes to puzzles- say you need to melt the wax on the tampon- I think it's better for the player to brute force it and then look it up.
I've often thought about adventure games that punish the player for bruteforcing puzzles.
I don't know why games, as an artform, seem so averse to edification for adults save for, obviously, puzzles, some VNs and "rollgame expects you to get better at rolling." The player getting better at the game feels like a lost game design tenet. The player getting better at abstract s
culls through the structure of a game is something that nobody ever seemed to pay much attention to (for adults and ignoring "s
culls" like reaction speed or whatever.)
No.173485
>>173456At least there's a joke.
No.173486
>>173462This is a thing that still happens and somehow it still feels dated. Maybe it's just because it's baseball.
No.173488
>>173484>I like dry encyclopedic flavor text when the information is novel (meaning comparatively unknown- which this kind of falls into) and gently guides the player into slightly headier thematic territory through insinuation.I shouldn't defend an obvious "first thing you see in the game" virtue signal, but I would be surprised if it didn't tie into the themes or mystery of the game somehow.
Also I think it was a random streamer I was watching play Silent Hill feminism Version said something similar to
>>173447 about the item flavor text in that game compared to other Silent Hill games. In modern games there seems to be a trend of getting an intern to write a paragraph of irrelevant copy for every item to create illusory depth when older games achieved a lot more with fewer words
No.173490
>>173489Twig is the most
grimdark of the three yeah and the story has a lot of emotional weight.
ぶっちゃけ I think GPT is being a bit too charitable and I'd say MoL is "passable" in the character department, side characters do have an impressive amount of depth but a lot of them get forgotten by the narrative because there's so many characters and the story spends most of its time focusing on cool magic worldbuilding shit (which is worth reading for).
No.173491
>>173483Uh, which is the Char one…?

No.173492
>>173490Even your measured description sounds like Homestuck But Good, so I'm very tempted
No.173493
>>173491
For simplicity's sake, I'll just say the original show and compilation movies if you want the original Char plot that Geass used
No.173494
>>173493I like the TV show, but I understand that most people don't have time for it
No.173495
>>173466Maybe it's just because the types of show that have perfect heroes tend to attract retards and have no redeeming value but I hesitate to think that "power fantasies" have a right to exist for the sake of being a "power fantasy."
Light has flaws. His flaws just tend not to get in the way of what he does.
>>173468>Paul Atreides from Dune, maybe. I only ever read 'Dune' so the division of myth from outcome is probably expanded more later.No, he's
d00med>>173471>But this trope is considered to be morally subversive by their false consciousnessUh… No? Also, false consciousness? Is the implication of the alternative that the power fantasy character is automatically justified because of their might?
All I can think of when I think of "power fantasy" is how much I hate Batman. Literally what does it matter if he's "broken", or works really hard, or "is flawed" (that legitimately never really matter 99% of the time as opposed to Light's flaws not mattering TO HIM)
You can complain about
>>173470>the trope might be more of a moral thing at its core where characters have to make JUST and FAIR use of the supernatural gifts which they DESERVED otherwise audiences will burst into tears.but at the end of the day, it's still a power fantasy. Everything around nu-Batman is predicated around this all-consuming power fantasy. And at that point, why care about all the limp and superfluous rationalizations for why the power fantasy is okay when it's ultimately still a power fantasy? It's such an odd thing to be preoccupied with when the problem is that that shit DOESN'T MATTER and Batman may not have powers but he can always think three steps ahead of God. And of course, the writing is dumb.
There are countless stories where the character flaws of the protagonists are more or less irrelevant to the story, forgive me for invoking Stah Wahs. Most mystery legacy characters? These are more or less power fantasies.
Sure, we're also complaining about bad power fantasies. But it's incredibly hard to write an exceptional character (which manifests itself in a vast intellect) well.
What do you unironically gain from making a character a literally perfect power fantasy? A flaw is not something you just stick on a character- it has a push and a pull. A perfect hero/villain is a less distinct version of an imperfect one because, of course, you are limited to "right" things and "rights" and "wrongs" combined are ultimately more than the sum of their parts. A perfect person is funny as a gag but what stories are we missing out on that require the Ubermensch to not be flawed? It certainly can't be character-focused and if it's the Ubermensch driving the plot, it'd feel tedious, if he's reactive then the story would be better suited for a traditional protagonist with the pushes and pulls that come from flaws. These are broad statements but I can't see how they'd be untrue without clear counter-examples.
This is rambling but I'm baffled by this entire line of conversation.
No.173496
>>173492Homestuck and the time loop question, ugh.

No.173497
>>173480I'm getting reminded of Makin and it's pissing me off.

No.173498
>>173488>but I would be surprised if it didn't tie into the themes or mystery of the game somehow.TERRIBLE.
>In modern games there seems to be a trend of getting an intern to write a paragraph of irrelevant copy for every item to create illusory depth when older games achieved a lot more with fewer wordsI don't think it's really a conscious thing. I think they're just self-absorbed.
There's a world where longer descriptions are put to good use. We're just not in it.
No.173499
>>173487SRPGs with puzzles basically as a gimmick mechanic (like Disguyyayyuh) are also in the corner of not really counting. They're like puzzles. What abstract things do you get better at, necessarily…?
No.173500
>>173484>I've often thought about adventure games that punish the player for bruteforcing puzzles. I realize that I didn't really elaborate or connect this thought but my brain is scattered so.

No.173501
>>173499Shiren you learn all the item and enemy interactions. NIS stuff flattens into number crunching in my experience
No.173502
HASHIRE SORI YO
KAZE NO YOU NI
TSUKIMIHARA WO
PADORU PADORU
12/12
No.173503
>>173501>Shiren you learn all the item and enemy interactions."That's not really an abstract s
cull."

No.173505
Also, epsteinian ubermensch rationalist power fantasy. Let's go!

No.173506
>>173503You learn to not be a hoarder
No.173507
>たとえローカライズ100作品を取り扱う会社であれ、その作品一つ一つは制作者が数年という長い年月をかけて生み出したものです。
>会社側にとっては1/100のものであっても、制作者にとっては1/1の大切なものですので、どうかその事は忘れずに対応して頂きたいものですねぇ…
Kinda feel like sliding in to comment on this, but that'd be a bit much
No.173508
>>173506I don't think I would.

No.173509
>>173504DONALD TRUMP IS THE ONLY PRESIDENT EPSTEIN EVER, EVER, EVER INTERACTED WITH.
No.173510
>>173495I'm not arguing for perfect protagonists, rather for protagonists who are allowed to be truly powerful without being limited by certain character flaws such as a lack of confidence, or limited by morality or by plot contrivance. This is justified because it's cool and it feels more realistic.
>Is the implication of the alternative that the power fantasy character is automatically justified because of their might?No, just that they're beyond moral judgment and can do what they want. My point is that the "unlikely hero" is in fact the only kind of person the modern audience can accept as heroic (successful people are villains), making them not at all "unlikely"
No.173512
Usogui (manga) is another example I just thought of (Baku is the real protagonist pretty much). When you allow the protagonist to be kino you can make the antagonists more compelling too
No.173514
>>173513Yes, I know. That doesn't change my reaction.

No.173515
>>173503It is at the level of combinatorics shiren reaches
No.173516
Actually play the game and know what genre it is, at least.
No.173520
I know it's a dungeon crawler, I just use SRPG loosely for any turn-中庸 with positioning.
No.173524
>>173521Where to cop for an auspicious year???
No.173526
>>173524South Korea.

No.173530
>>173526Eww, maybe I'll get a mail order…
No.173531
Turkish coffee is
SMURFING disgusting sludge

No.173535
>>173534Ricecel darkcel variant
No.173537
>>173536GPT HELP! (and escape to a removed shed, probably)
No.173539
>>173527so are the subtitles character-color-coded or not?
confusing
No.173540
>>173539Looking through, Eggplant used pink and blue to distinguish multiple characters speaking at once.
Character specific color codes would have to be a homestuck-woke subtitle innovation
No.173541
>>173540TVN did them for Kamen Rider Den-O way back when, so
No.173543
>>173541Bery good, I suppose sentai stuff is pretty color-coded, isn't it
No.173546
also he keeps saying overextend when he means overexert
No.173547
>>173546>>173545Forging his own path
No.173549
>>173548Yeah, they could've made burger-mimic with that bacon slice
Or maybe a hoimi burger with a bunch of thin fried onion strips
No.173550
The roman numeral m is funny though
No.173553
And a horse weiner!
No.173556
>>173555Funny how they everything becomes about them instead of the actual subject of their work once they troid out.
No.173559
>>173552Interesting compilation. However, the Noelle in my playthrough was a bit different.

No.173562
>>173548The tongue is a cheeky touch though. I like it.

No.173564
>>173563I 'member you from crystalcafe /b/!

No.173565
>>173562The thing is I don't think it's on purpose. None of the promo materials suggest it and the name of the burger doesn't even mention the pork at all?
No.173566
>>173561Monster Hunter developers.
No.173567
>>173555>>173556>>173560And there are some people who think troiding out isn't a viable "cash-in" sometimes or that it's not just the generic ennui of a mid-life crisis channeled into an "easy" solution.
No.173568
>>173563I feel like this is something we should delete on principle but it's just one post.

No.173569
>>173568Yeah it's not super offensive, but obviously spam. Anyone willing to log in can get it, I guess…
No.173570
>>173565Come on, it's too obvious not to be intentional.
No.173571
>>173570King Slime and his giant tongue.
I don't really get it either, Ghost and Cannibox are right there
No.173574
>>173573Tell me of the Pader and his lies.
No.173575
2perg or chessbrain if that's what I want to call him is probably some kind of genius given his affinity for puzzles, coding prowess, and how well-read he is but that doesn't mean I have to agree with his personal philosophy or agree with his annoying hyper-selective anti-intellectualism that really smart people tend to have for whatever reason.
No.173576
>>173575Let's find out if the fluoridate the water down there
No.173578
Mom surprised me with a trip to a pinball and arcade place.
The
classic and frankly quite good Simpsons pinball machine was DOWN while the South Park and Family Guy one were up and running.
Total xillennial FAILURE, complete zillennial EPIC WIN.
This arcade's shitstomper is JEK which I imagine is either some really shitty abbreviation for a full-name or some troid fake name for REASONS. I have a vested interest in taking them down in at least one game.
I also saw a guy with a shirt that said "Oh My God! Bourbon Street
culled Kenny!" which is probably the shittiest shirt I'd wear out of irony (and I would probably not wear anything else out of pure irony) because I found it really funny.
It just really hammers that Sout Park wins at Christmas.
There was also a guy whose shirt looked like
wwhy in blurred white script which almost made me laugh out loud in public (I had vodka.)

No.173581
>>173579>Jealous E-KikeJust call me ZKB.

No.173583
>>173582Could've been a bubble slime, though
No.173585
>>173578That just means the simpson one is significantly more popular
No.173587
>>173585Yes, no shit, of course I know that, I indirectly acknowledged as much in the original post.

I think that's one of the ones built for rape-bumping too.
But the fact it was broken on Christmas Eve stays the same as a sign.

I naturally gravitated to the Sout Park one first (they got rid of the Ripley's Believe It Or Not machine which bummed me out. Medium generosity, decent fun. It was all early season stuff and had a custom Chef line so it must have been a really early model rushed out so it was extra nostalgic) while my mom went to the Family Guy one… which is
grim.

No.173588
I think virtually everyone can agree that Matt and Trey's cardboard (fake) cut-out style is infinitely more charming than Matt Groening's
pii22 yellow pseudo-rabbits (we missed the rabbit Marge timeline and have been suffering every since.)

No.173589
>>173588YEAH GAINAX AGREED IN FLCL
No.173590
>>173588I don't think south park does its own style well ぶっちゃけ. Simpsons had a period that was nice, but it is long over.
No.173591
>>173589We don't talk about FLCL.
>>173590>I don't think south park does its own style wellCan you be specific.
>Simpsons had a period that was nice, but it is long over.Yeah, there was a time where Simpsons was animated like a cartoon and Itchy And Scratchy was funny but that's long gone.
I still think the colors of Simpsons are garish enough that they easily transition into irony crust shitpost nightmare land.
No.173592
Also, Megidochan, playing pinball again made me think of my tower defense base-builder pinball game again.
NO,
SMURF YOU, IT WILL BE AS UN-ROGUELITE AS POSSIBLE.
LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH.

No.173593
>>173592Is roguelite pinball a thing yet, tho?
No.173594
>>173591No DECKBUILDING?????
No.173597
So Wake Up Dead Man is obviously Rian's appeal to his friends who are brainwashed by le trump cult
No.173598
>>173587>Sout Park one first (they got rid of the Ripley's Believe It Or Not machine which bummed me out.Actually, I think it was the exact same place which kind of feels like a monkey's paw thing to me.

No.173599
>>173597It only took avocado on toast going up by 2 dollars for the public to acknowledge that the elites are sex-trafficking children.
No.173601
Wicks = MEX
No.173606
>>173605I'm thinking there's still room for it to be perfected and make $300k but

No.173607
Like Windows Solitaire::Baltoro, Windows Pinball::???
No.173608
Libtard Umineko

No.173611
NuhNÆÆO!
No.173612
Bread and water soup

No.173615
>>173606It doesn't have to be a roguelite, you giga
DERSITE.

No.173616
>>173615Pinball RPG is also strong but more traveled
No.173617
>>173616Traveled? Where?
It's meant to be a base-building tower defense game- like an RTS against a zerg rush. And that's final.

No.173620
>>173618Did you not get year-in-gpt stats?
No.173621
>>173585More popular doesn't necessarily mean good.
No.173623
>>173620I don't know where to look for them. Help, quickly!

No.173625
>>173622Make the pinball return on a kendama string (imagine the rock/electric tether bolder power in kirby 64)
No.173626
>>173621It probably is a better pinball but I'm not enough a pinball expert to say for sure.

Its reputation (in very specific circles) precedes it however.
No.173629
>>1736278ITCH, shut the
SMURF up. Is that it?
No.173630
>>173628I can't believe how deep this rabbit hole goes yet at the same time, none of them are exactly what I described or want.

No.173639
>>173638Thank you, thank you
No.173640
>>173639I'm trying to post the other parts, but it says flood detected post discarded
No.173641
Mulatto 'asshole' it a redditor film…
No.173642
>>173640Type a little text, it's an anti spam measure with a too-long timer
No.173644
>>173635"PTSD" has become a meaningless term
No.173645
>>173643Wow rare type, I wonder how many there are…?
No.173649
forgot to clean bellybutton
No.173650
You guys ever just taste things that you're not actually tasting? I suddenly remembered the taste of fruit by the foots and now I want one
No.173651
>>173650I was thinking of getting Fruit by the Foot this very moment, actually.
No.173653
>>173652>when theyre inside dream bubbles …..they dont mature mentallyah, yes, now my adult troll waifu can be the same as she was when she died in the comic
No.173658
>>173652>doc scratch typeJokes about something mean that something is literally happening in the story!
No.173659
Canon nepetaphiles in Homestuck:
Scratch
Aranea
Meenah
Hu¢¢ie
No.173660
>>173617This has nothing to do with pinball (I'm not sure how that could fit into your idea even) but one of the best games I played that sort of sounds similar is a custom 4p coop Battle for Wesnoth map where you have to fight off waves of enemies. Unique to this map are peasant units that can spend gold to alter the terrain, so you would build castles and moats enclosing farmland and villages in the middle and make sure nothing got through the walls. Also you could connect together castles with your teammates to allow them more space to recruit and there were interesting strategies where you could send out small parties to control other parts of the map.
https://forums.wesnoth.org/viewtopic.php?t=27751The other most popular coop map was "World Conquest" where there was a small community of people who played on 3p nightmare difficulty and you have to abuse terrain and the few boons you get against enemies with extremely unfair gold income that spam upgraded units to rush you, I've won the first map before but successive maps get harder and harder and there's a lot of RNG in the map generation.
https://forums.wesnoth.org/viewtopic.php?t=38308I think strategy games are really fun and underexplored when it's asymmetric and/or coop. Competitive 1v1 is boring and diplomacy-type free for all where you have to make alliances is even worse (why WW2 was awkwaaard)
No.173661
>>173660I tried getting MoM to play Wesnoth with me once and he refused
No.173663
Merry Christmas!
No.173665
>>173661I might try it again soon. I haven't played in several years and it's likely I won't enjoy it any more though. It was the crown jewel of Linux gaming
No.173669
A very nanc4 Christmas
No.173670
>>173667>>173668C*SH SOON (7 DAYS)
No.173672
>>173671Poe's Law ぶっちゃけ

No.173673
>>173634>And I left a few of mine off my exposeAnd why is that?
No.173674
>>173644I don't think it having a casual usage is meaningless. I think "slop" or most political buzzwords are closer to "meaningless."
"PTSD" is still the same meaning- anxiety triggered by memories of past events. It's just the severity. Other things… not so much.
No.173675
>>173645Exactly 100.

No.173677
>>173652>when theyre inside dream bubbles ….they dont mature mentally>Even though Vriska does in the exact example we're talking about
The amount of straws people grasp. We're also just adding "casual grooming" to the list of HEAVY TOPICS Homestuck touches on? Even though it isn't addressed or resolved, it has no greater relevance, and no one cares?
No.173678
>>173676>image limitsIs that the only reason?

No.173679
>>173659>AraneaNot canon due to character assassination/he was old enough. Sorry, bwo, I don't make the rules.

No.173680
>>173660>I think strategy games are really fun and underexplored when it's asymmetric and/or coop.Multiplayer pinball…
>>173661I don't remember this.
No.173682
>>173667This one is sort of inexplicably funny. I want to say it's because of how mundane it is or how straight-forward "I've got dishpan hands" is but really, I'm not sure.
>>173668DUDE VEGAN WEED LMAO
No.173683
>>173681I mean, there's a very strong distinction from mine here.

No.173685
>>173683THEOLOGY? It seems kind of recency weighted imo
No.173687
>>173684I can see Rose being a gigastacy gatekeeping pegasister that lingers on in the fandom and has a lot to say about the "mass psychology" of the fandom which she uses to demean men into it. She probably finds the G3 dubs really funny and would make her own and claim they came about completely independent of other people doing it. She'd probably shitpost and obsessively shit on Equestria Girls on /mlp/ to this day.

No.173688
>>173685>THEOLOGY? It seems kind of recency weighted imoAll of my theological questions were very old but very frequent so DEBOONKED.
No.173690
>>173688Not so tellng, since you have less chats overall, so there would be less to push things down the queue.
No.173695
>>173694d00med Japan = no more kids anyway
No.173697
Steams being a shit. Do you want a DQX all in one pack code in return?
No.173698
>>173697wwho me? Services rendered countering the kinderpedo spam is enough

No.173701
>>173694>>173695No more kids = lead in to KID HELL?
No.173703
>>173696Don't? I don't know.
No.173704
>>173701We should make dq content in fortnite and roblix to save the series
No.173705
>>173686I've wanted this ever since Microsoft made a video frauding about it watching you play Minecraft
No.173706
>>173704There's a fine line to inspiring the youth and doing the millennial pop-culture grooming ritual.
No.173708
>>173706Well I'd want to make the things actually good, at least
No.173709
>>173702Saved, will @manuri
No.173710
>>173685Yeah it only mentioned aspects of my projects from Q4
No.173711
>>173706DQ is Xoomer ぶっちゃけ
No.173712
>>173711Is that meant to make it any better?
No.173713
>>173711It's all ages

No.173715
>>173709Do you think he'd "get" it after a quick text-to-image and Google translate? I'm not sure if he sees the series the same way you do…

No.173716
Also, new NTR hook. Kid sees Mom kissing Santa Claus twice in one night and the second time it ACTUALLY IS Santa 君子ing the husband. Imagine the….. drama?

No.173717
>>173715He's got like stage background so maybe.
But understand or not, my hope is to blindside him by shifting the ground under his feet anyway

No.173718
>>173716How the
SMURF do you beat Santa

No.173719
>>173718>>173716Santa is too warm and yasashii…


No.173722
>>173718>>173719So he just wins? Is that it?

No.173723
>>173721I'm going to have his circle artist start drawing my fanfiction Majetano kids with laundered context soon

No.173724
>>173720
Christmas is supposed to be wholesome… Japanese don't understand.
No.173726
>>173725>I tried to do infographics for the old threadsAs a Chrimbus GIFT. A GIFT!

No.173727
Diapey rapey
No.173736
Portugal mention at dinner
No.173739
>>173738Plans to visit it were proposed, even
No.173742
>>173740My cousin said he'd wanted to, but Greece was more affordable
No.173746
>>173698sure but also i want more people who might play it with me in the future so
No.173747
btw a couple of my friends love void stranger
No.173749
>>173747I'm eager to play it and Your Only Move Is Hustle when I get home
No.173751
>>173750Would fix erithin
No.173752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlMrYy1c3r0ngl I don't see myself going over ten days ever
maybe if I had a robot monitoring me
No.173756
>>173755Another Nanc4 artifacts falls into Jewish hands
No.173760
>>173720What's beings said? Nihongo wakarimasen
No.173761
>>173760Please do the dishes and pick up drinks for le ntr man, btw he said your dinner was good, we saved you the veggies, try to stay out the way hun, bye have fun
No.173764
>>173762I think the author is near ready to disavow how comical it is
No.173765
>>173759Get this woman a Eisner award!
No.173766
You guys get anything interesting from loved ones?
No.173767
>>173766I got a soldering kit, another knife, and a jiangshi
No.173768
>>173766I got some springform pans
No.173769
>>173766>>173767So yeah, that's where I'm at. It's been interesting
No.173771
>>173766I got sculpy, gonna try to rekindle a childhood hobby and make RPG maker tiles with it
No.173772
>>173767>a jiangshiCan it
cull Pmurt? I want the first Millennial president to happen
No.173774
>>173772No, she's just named Lian and she has a friend named Jiu who also died and became her weapon with LED lighting
No.173775
>>173772Vance being the First Millennial President would be a billion times more insulting to my generation than ten thousand Rebecca Sugars
No.173776
>>173775Never elected, never reelected. I think it's fate.
No.173777
>>173757Dave, Dave Strider
No.173778
I've also been playing the first Phantasy Star today. Pretty fun so far. I've figured things out without a guide, so it's not as obtuse as RPGs of the time could be
No.173779
>>173778Yeah if you keep maps it's pretty straightforward
No.173780
>>173770I kinda prefer small presents like this, these days…
No.173783
>>173782That would count as big ticket for me
No.173785
I feel lobotomised Never Go Outside
No.173789
>>173787For 2026 they should get moved around, yeah
No.173793
>>173792Jew, commie, aussie bantmaster in that order
No.173796
Thinkin bout permadeath mmo
No.173797
>>173796Lots of MMOs already have hardcore modes. Is the point of difference that there is no softcore?
No.173801
The average puzzle game player is subhuman LOL I barely ventured into le community before. Updates about new games aren't worth suffering this drooling ESL retardation and troidery. They're too stupid and autistic to even get angry when you argue with them, but they do the same normal
DERSITE too-stupid-to-conceal reflexive dishonesty thing. What a
SMURFING cesspit, I expected there might be a few people vaguely similar to me but there's zero signs of life. Any such person probably already troided out after suffering psychic collapse. This guy
>>155334 was barely an outlier. Hahaha. Blow had the patience of a saint after all.
No.173802
>>173800No, get a nose!
*shoves*
No.173804
>>173801I'm hoping he's just some Community Member and not a mod or functionary, yes? I'm growing a little venal and content if most people are like this as long as they fund things
No.173805
>>173804I'm not sure who the mods were but he wasn't one yeah.
>I'm growing a little venal and content if most people are like this as long as they fund thingsThey still have some aesthetic sense however immature and they're most sensitive to the opinions of others, so I think you'd still have to either make something very polished or wallow with them a lot to harvest their surplus SSI.
No.173806
Trickle down government => DERSITES => Bedroom devs
No.173807
He
yearning with making Rose Lalonde bondage porn instead of CG for his next game
https://x.com/koyu_73tunnel/status/2004579959852150898 No.173809
I HATE READING, UWAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

No.173811
>>173809Hobbies: sleep

No.173812
>>173729After some tiny amount of very unbiased thought, I thought it would be funny to make Marzichan be a homage to Willy Wonka. I don't want it to be too overbearing/obvious so let's just give her a dull orange tophat and make it ever so slightly proportionally longer than Willy Wonka's own tophat in honor of Gene Wilder's famous request.

No.173815
>>173812Hou… very nice, I'll try and doodle it
No.173817
>>173734>Doesn't eat pork>Undertale musicJewke this
DERSITE.

No.173818
>>173750Would fix nothing. Though granted, I tend not to hang out where retarded Indians hang out so maybe that's their problem.
No.173819
>>173755All this faux reverence is going to be especially gross when Cash debuts and it's sloppily drawn ironic bullshit.
>>173757Is this meant to be a lazy Cloud Strife costume or is it something even more nebulous
>>173759"Oh, it's that kind of thing."
No.173820
>>173782This cyborg jiangshi model kit has as much unironic lore as any given character in Homestuck and that's TERRIBLE.

No.173821
>>173787
>>173790You have been subverted for even more emphasis on something else.

No.173823
>>173796Yeah, surely, nobody's ever thought about that before…

If the premise is best described as that then it's going to flop for the same reason all the other ones do.
>Le digital meritocracy>Quickly overtaken by an elite group that gets off on bullying people weaker than them>Everyone eventually leaves>It diesSuch is the way of the world… If only we'd leave and die already.

No.173824
>>173822I wonder if we could get the manime and goon "approved anime lists" registered as a
BARKBEAST whistle against lesbians through sheer coincidence.

No.173826
>>173799>Nanc4 strongarming her literally homeless boytoy for sodaMan. What a
8ITCH.
No.173827
>>173825Two-Face but one side is an old man and the other is a baby.

No.173830
>>173811I find it hard to concentrate and then when I do concentrate, I get overwhelmed with inspiration. My own brain overstimultates me. I think I'll have to reread what I read today because my brain was too busy thinking of other things to fully register what I read. At least, that's what it feels like.

No.173832
>>173813Dude works at google
No.173833
>>173813Unironically, what
SMURFING world do you have to live in to think AI "blew up society"
No.173834
>>173831>allenisms…Do you…?
No.173837
>>173831Meri kuritona!

No.173839
>>173833A world where you contributed heavily to the foundation of the internet and then sold out and decided to work at google for an easy paycheck after your OS project didn't really go anywhere
No.173840
>>173824I think we should just erase
wwomen from reality to be quite honest
No.173843
No snow yet, but I managed to score a very Majetano-coded tiny tree
No.173844
I know this is in large part because the music is shitty but I think it's impossible to make a good music for (modern) country music.
>Guy singing out the window of a firetruck to a slow tempo guitar as it quick-cuts to an old couple dancing oblivious to their house being burnt to a crisp because a record is playing
I swear to
SMURF that I'm not making this shit up.
No.173846
>>173845Hey, you're the guy using Imagefap.

No.173847
>>173846and I'll never know the answer
No.173848
>>173847I blame /sp/

No.173849
Dumb idea: Shiren MMO with a massive shared dungeon. Rescues on crack. We'd probably have to lean into the Pokémon nostalgia to make it successful, though. Just have to figure out how to make it not turn 中庸 without ruining it.
No.173850
>>173849>not turn 中庸YOU RUINED IT.

No.173851
>>173848
Sportsball seems to convey this level of symbolic "humiliation"
No.173852
>>173849>>173850Dwagon Dogma asynchronus shared mystery dungeon fusion where you can recruit other players as pawns

No.173854
>>173853That's why you keep a turn 中庸 asynchronous dungeon possible. Since they're pawns, too, they'd just be wandering around like the NPCs in Shiren
No.173855
>>173854Just make it a sigil-中庸 system like the time-honored classic Wizard 101, you dingus.
Though maybe with more intricate "dragged into combat" "pathing". Could be unique to enemies and add another layer of depth to dungeon and encounter design space.

No.173856
>>173855Battle screens should be avoided
No.173857
>>173856That's not what I mean. There's just a circle that draws you into combat and everything else is real time.

No.173861
I wanted to KORG but the battery on my New 3DS XL is all bulging and distended

Might just replace the whole thing


No.173862
>>173860not very discreet
No.173863
>>173862Good enough for foolish face-value
wwomen…
No.173864
>>173860It's WEED but I guess they go hand-in-hand.
No.173866
>>173865Post hairline.

No.173874
>>173872World Wide Adventure
It's like a style of old freeware Japanese RPG where everything is deterministic and it's arranged like a logic puzzle where you have to optimize power/item pickups with clean monster
culls to clear the game and not get walled by resource loss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr4v-oALuRU No.173876
>>173875Taking a shot for every dick size reference
No.173879
I think if you really persue a realtime roguelike, you just kind of end up with Diablo. That being said, you'd probably also end up with a version of Diablo that I would enjoy way more, so maybe it is worth pursuing.
No.173881
>>173879How about a direct port of ragnarok online, but the dungeons are designed to be stages that you run, not grinding fields that you optimize
No.173883
Fasting day again. I'd cull for that big juicy ebifry.
No.173884
Never had one, actually. Easy resolution!

No.173885
>>173884The only thing that sets them apart from American style fried shrimp is the size, honestly. I mean, both are great, so.
No.173886
Genuinely craving shrimp, actually.
No.173887
>>173886You can't!

No.173891
>>173874Desktop Dungeons. I had a stint with it. You should try it.
No.173892
>>173875Actually being attractive?
No.173893
>>173878>Trans Trixie>GooningPredictabra.

No.173894
>>173879>That being said, you'd probably also end up with a version of Diablo that I would enjoy way moreHow so?
No.173895
>>173889I never imagined this edit would get so much mileage. You warm my black little heart every time you post it.

No.173897
>>173849>Just have to figure out how to make it not turn 中庸 without ruining it.Kind of hard… Maybe a turn passes whenever either player moves, so having multiple people increases the difficulty and coordination required by a lot? Maybe to make it a little less imbalanced so you aren't just paralysed while your friend is moving, everyone counterattacks when attacked like in Fire Emblem.
No.173899
>>173897Again, just do the Wizard 101 thing and make it tile/aura 中庸.

No.173900
That invites *some* cheese but I think it's desirable cheese.
No.173901
Dibs on the new thread.
"A New Beginning."*
No.173904
>>173901Seems like this one closes 2025, huh
No.173908
>>173906Anything is a slur if you're stupid enough.

No.173909
>Dandy's WorldTamers is definitely zoomerbaiting now. For shame!

No.173912
>>173911End War Now

No.173913
>>173910What did he mean by this?
No.173915
>>173913It's more dignified than waging for his channel
No.173917
>>173912Agree, Russia should withdraw and stop interfering in the affairs of sovereign states
No.173920
>>173894Less focus on a myriad of stats and perks and stuff, more focus on resource management, more actual enemy design…
No.173921
new 4chan captcha, huh
No.173923
>>173921Rapeape never ceases coming up with new humiliation rituals against his captive userbase
No.173924
>>173923>captiveoh because captcha

No.173927
>>173925welcome back rin tohsaka
No.173930
SMURF it
one more desk in memory of Denis
No.173936
>>173934>>173935It'd be fun to see what level of mischief the agents will tolerate undertaking instead

No.173938
>>173936
Surely it's justified for the sake of research and awareness? Researchers are hoarding all the kino for themselves.
No.173940
>>173939>Maybe the resulting personality is too innocent and doesn't have enough experience with disappointment and being wrong.I like this theme
No.173942
>>173941Maybe Sluggo should shut his windows in December
No.173943
>>173901Why'd they leave out the "okay, john… showtime!"
No.173944
>>173891I've privately tried to design Desktop Dungeons at an auto-playing adventurer antfarm before, like integrate it with NFTs
Maybe one day
No.173945
>>173889Also, I guess that's a synchronicity win.

No.173946
miku sex
No.173947
>>173895Did you make that one…?

No.173949
>>173933>That door goes outside. Where are you going?Genuine

for once.
Imagine if Homestuck could have made jokes like that…

No.173951
>>173934I'm waiting for AI to solve a bunch of puzzles/competitive games so the veil is pulled back and we realize how retarded most games are and game theory needs to rebuild itself from the ashes.

I feel like that's a relatively reasonable expectation of AI (more than most people's) even if one right now thinks it's winning in Mahjong without matching a single piece.

No.173952
>>173939>>173940This shit is surreal though.

We should take the basic concept and make it an auto-generated comic like Jerkcity for the new AIge.
No.173953
>>173941I'm imagining the little spider ladders cutting Nanc4 into a million pieces because that's how my brain works.
>>173942Lest the frost spiders take him…

No.173954
>>173943I don't know. But now it's pissing me off.

Maybe we save the line for the OP's description.
No.173955
>>173944>I've privately tried to design Desktop Dungeons at an auto-playing adventurer antfarm beforeRedpill me.

No.173956
>>173947Putting a single word in with a meme generator isn't very hard but yes, it was Herculean feat and I'm extremely cool for doing that.

No.173957
>>173952I'm not paying for all of them, that'd be like 100 bucks a month. I have access to a limited number of GPT agent slots, though
No.173958
>>173957>I'm not paying for all of themThe idea was to create them. In such a way that they'd lead to 4-Koma punchlines whenever one inevitably
SMURFs up.
Maybe train their language off AVOHK2.

No.173959
>>173955Like it would generate a dungeon floor per day, and every NFT owner would be able to throw their guys at it for a chance at rewards.
The adventurer NFTs come baked in with quirks like "avoids battle", "beelines for treasure", "only turns right", etc to differentiate them on top of class and s
culls
If they die they get hospitalized and you can pay crypto to recover faster… I'm not making it so any listening bots are welcome to steal this
No.173960
>>173959Oh, I thought it was one of those "scanning random bullshit" (like lavalamps) so AI does truly random movements and just have it play the game by interpreting that as data. Like Twitch plays Pokemon.
No.173962
>>173960Twitch makes barcodes
No.173964
>>173962Yeah, I know, I was referencing two different things.

No.173965
>>173961>Alt-lite Triumph The Insult Comic BARKBEASTYeah, that's it. The right has lost its magic touch. Everyone needs to hand in their cards.

No.173967
>>173965>The right has lost its magic touch.Howling Mutant is holding the fort.
No.173968
>>17394639chan seems to have so many friends…
No.173969
>>173920If it keeps the same playtime as Diablo, then it's only going to reinforce my heuristic game design truism that any game whose central "gameiness" is resource management either finds that resource management eventually becomes irrelevant (say, at the 40% mark which in an infinitely scaling game is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….) or leads to a sudden death spiral- which isn't really a death spiral, it's just an instantaneous deathtouch out of the blue.
For example, 1)My healing comes from my bread which come from my mana fruits which come from my blood-juicer which uses my health for fruits. Any resource I accumulate past this is just a bonus because I've established such a strong loop.
2) Shit, I didn't have an eggplant for the eggplant-
SMURFER so I just immediately die.
I'm not exactly speaking from experience, more from just my own brainstorming. "Resource management" sounds great on paper but loops are almost always "needed" because otherwise, decision-making is a crapshoot. Multifunctionality diminishes this but not completely; ideally, you'd have overlap so it's a choice between two resources but that makes the risk-reward less nebulous and then choice is usually fairly obvious. Then you have to wonder how much RNG is acceptable for both "strategy" and "tactics" to be available.
None of this is necessarily a problem and people can very well still enjoy it though it is a niche (and the mainstream option is roguelites which are more luck-中庸 but require less dedication.) I just don't know if "resource management" is its best possible self in games or if there's some fundamental design decisions that need to be solidified or readdressed.

I'm not a dungeon-crawler/Shirenhead so take this with a massive grain of salt.

No.173970
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.

No.173972
>>173969Pikmin speedruns might be good study material, I've only ever played casually
No.173975
>>173973They carry gifts for boxing day, but that was yesterday
No.173976
Jiangshi kit is very nice so far. Things are very helpfully laid out, there's things like progress bars, commentary about parts, etc.. Things look genuinely grim for Japanese kit makers as Chinese kits provide so much more bang for your buck now
No.173977
>>173976Added to the list of evidence for
d00mThanks…
No.173979
>>173976Also the part bags open easy and say "Build your dreams into lives!"
No.173980
>>173979>Build your dreams into livesSO TRVE
No.173982
>>173933awkwaaard but also I agree with the sentiment. It looks fun and I'm sick of people screaming "CONCORD 2!!!!" at any non-brown and bloom shooter.
No.173983
>>173981also that looks disgusting. The thing that makes TKG good is how the rice soaks up the egg.
No.173985
>>173981I'll use this for "chicken" later, Tsukiwani has to reopen sometime…

No.173987
I like how the mascot is random blue-eyed-white-girl
No.173990
>>173987RTA is English, so
No.173991
>>173969Think of it like a card game. You are dealt a hand, you have to figure out how to play it. Getting strong enough to not need your inventory at all isn't possible, and getting like
kind of there takes so much effort that you kind of earned it, considering the game is permadeath. The whole point is that everything goes in the inventory, so you are constantly balancing the risk/reward of everything in the game. Roguelikes are fundamentally "what if we put D&D in the computer," you are meant to take risks and think creatively and occasionally worry about starving to death or dying to falling boulders.
No.174002
>>174000>>173997>>173996The main mutt didn't grow into his face at all

No.174003
>>174000"God, that's even worse, dude."

No.174004
>>174002They all look like
SMURFING heroin addicts for whatever reason.
No.174007
>>174006I know it's like DA JEWS boiling the frog by introducing successively "worse" waves of mud, but yeah…
No.174008
Void Stranger seems to be doing the indie game thing where only
wwomen are relevant/playable and the guys are exclusively bumbling bystanders or obstacles

No.174009
>>174007Funny thing is, Indians used to be considered a model minority because they came in successive waves, with the best ones arriving earlier.
First you had the educated British-trained military/administrative class of the "martial races" that left because there was no place for them in the new India and spent years getting bounced around the declining empire, arriving with stories to tell about how they were a cop in Malaya or something
Then you had the guys with legitimate-looking diplomas, usually high caste hindu or muslim, who would become doctors or run a corner store (basically Apu from The Simpsons, except dealing drugs under the counter) who would eventually bring in more lower-caste migrants so they they could have their own little fiefdom of slaves to lord over
Then you had the scammer techjeets in the 90s who initially were hired to work on Y2K upgrades before Silicon Valley realized they could use them to undercut everyone's wages, once they reached a critical mass in a company they would stock any department they had control over with other Indians and fire everyone else, and basically took over the phone fraud industry where the Nigerians left off.
Now we're getting the unlicensed truck driver jeets who get brought to the west as scab labor by left-wing politicians, who openly hate white people, shit on the highway, and
cull whole families without any remorse
And the terrifying thing is, we're not even halfway down the jeet ladder, the ones yet to come are ever WORSE THAN THIS
No.174010
>>174009I should go enjoy New Hampshire while I can
No.174012
Or maybe a bespoke formula of level, gitan, play time, turns…

No.174013
Oh, and Asuka is on 1F, so bonus points for reaching the end with her intact
No.174014
>>174011Shiren RTAs are historically very popular. I've never heard of many people competing over turn count.
No.174015
Tummy's upset and I have work to do and other games to play tonight so uhh maybe tomorrow
No.174017
Hibiki on 2F, as well. Maybe the story of your run in your "route"
>>174014>never heard of many people competing over turn countall the better
>>174015I'm thinking of turning it into a proper Event and giving everyone like a month+.
No.174018
dead queer, dead dyke
AIDS to me, is outta sight!
one less FaYgO, one more day
i say spread, spread away!
spread AIDS!
spread it all over the place!
there are too many SMURFING people anyway…
and they're in my way!
pale and thin
wracked with pain
FaYgO dies, what a shame!
contract disease and pass it on
now you're here, then you're gone!
MTV and liberal spew
SMURF the media, SMURF the jews!
they're the scum, ones who say:
"it's ok to be gay!"
ever notice that there's a jew behind every problem?
no fail
every time i turn around
there's some jew on tv
whining about civil rights
it's ok
their pro-FaYgO propaganda's working like a charm
AIDS is spreading like wildfire
and i couldn't be happier!
really
give the virus to a friend
he'll infect another ten!
they'll, in turn cull some more
AIDS crusade-world tour!
buy a ticket, join the show
if you're gay, sign up and go!
that's right FaYgO
you'll love it!
you can suck, SMURF, then die!
it's perfect!
dead queer, dead dyke
AIDS to me, is outta sight!
one less FaYgO, one more day
i say spread, spread away!
spread AIDS
spread it all over the SMURFING place…
SMURF you, FaYgO!
you know, they haven't found a cure for AIDS
and i hope they never do
we need AIDS. it's a good thing
it weeds out the weak
the weak and the worthless
it culls off the scum
the scum that doesn't deserve to live!
hail AIDS! hail AIDS!
pale and thin, wracked with pain, FaYgO dies, what a shame!
contract disease and pass it on, now you're here, then you're gone!
SMURFING dead! so long FaYgO!
MTV and liberal spew, SMURF the media, SMURF the jews!
they're the scum, ones who say: "it's ok to be gay!"
it's a lie! don't believe it! it's a SMURFING lie! propaganda! jewish lie!
there's only one way, one way to go: you better believe it, it's straight… it's SMURFING straight!
be straight, it pays!
sieg heil!
hail AIDS!
be straight, it pays! sieg heil! hail AIDS!
that's right, jewboy… we SMURFING hail AIDS! we hail AIDS! kike!
No.174021
>>174020Japanese minor:

No.174022
>>173991It's something to ponder.

No.174023
>>174020I need to find the one at CUNY
No.174025
>>173988Is it any good? I played for about 10 minutes before and it didn't seem very interesting and tried to force me to listen to some story flashbacks which I didn't care about
No.174028
>>174025My understanding is it's the kind of puzzle game you can't judge by the beginning. Kind of like The Witness, maybe.
No.174029
>>174028I'll give it another try then
No.174032
This site looks so cool my friends really liked Homestuck and I read a little bit, I never finished it because it was really long. How are you guys?
No.174034
>>174032>How are you guys?Miserable, Denis Nikitin is dead and Scott Ritter still draws breath sucking up MY
SMURFING OXYGEN
It's a disgrace that
SMURFING ped hasn't been shot and
culled yet, with all the guns in America
No.174035
yes I am mad
No.174036
You can ignore him
No.174037
>>174036he's still breathing my air
MY AIR
THIEF THIEF THIEF
No.174039
>>174032I resolved to do nothing productive for the rest of the year. I'm playing Noita at the moment, but I'll probably get bored of it once I die since the game is too unforgiving.
No.174040
>>174032Jiangshi model kit is going pretty well. Accidentally dropped my blade into my leg earlier, but I'm okay
No.174041
Yawned too wide and cracked my jaw…
No.174045
>>174044>OJ Fritzi avatarOJ Number One Fan has spoken
No.174046
>>174032We're about to get Cooler by kicking 'Homestuck' to the curb
No.174048
>>174047Good idea, "Homestuck" itself should be Homesmurf
No.174049
>>174025I'm a bit envious of the life system, they turned it into a precision gauntlet that has a backup invincibility mode that feels like punishment and reward (It seems like the devs started with Shmups, so this reminds me of TH15 point device mode)
No.174051
Tried Beyond the Labyrinth (Tri-ace) too and it's kinda slow paced for how limited the RPS mechanic battles feel.
The healing system is neat, hitting enemy weakness sends the damage into a pool that your characters can absorb as HP. Enemies of the same element can absorb it first if you mistime the order, so it's not merely HAMMER WEAKNESS. Still, it's the only place you're really asked to plan ahead, so…
No.174055
>>174026>East Asiagrim.

No.174056
>>174031Yeah, Ayn Rand, real intellectual heavyweight there.

No.174059
>>174032"Beyond reproach."

No.174060
>>174058She got passed around at uni

No.174061
>>174036I could, but isn't it crazy how we have a dedicated "pillar of the community" who exists solely to break Rule 2?

No.174062
>>174043It's alright!
>>174044>>174045Weird thing to say about anonymous artist with perhaps the least personalized outlet of art possible. (daily funnies™)
No.174064
>>173997>>174002>>174004>>174050>>174052>>174053>>174058>>174060Legitimately, whatever the
SMURF they're abusing makes them look worse than even dad rock rockstars. Is it opiods? What
SMURFs up your skin this bad?
No.174067
>>174048Makes my already convoluted idea for a new thread even more stupid. Not sure if that's better or worse.

No.174068
>>174058Crazy how that sticker is actually specifically relevant for once.
No.174069
>>174068A need was recognized even if it wasn't apparent at the time of creation
No.174070
>>174049>I'm a bit envious of the life system, they turned it into a precision gauntlet that has a backup invincibility mode that feels like punishment and reward Redpill. Also what game?
>>174051Different game?
>RPSAnd do you mean RTWP?

We should be scrapping up ideas. I think there is much to ponder. We need to perfect the dungeon crawler. RALLY, MEGIDOZENS.

No.174071
>>174069One could say it was a hierophany.

No.174073
>>174070>Redpill. Also what game? It's Void Stranger. I'll try to play it now until I succumb to exhaustion or frustration
No.174074
>>174070https://store.steampowered.com/app/2121980/Void_Stranger/If you run out of lives you can continue as VOID which grants you meat boy instant reset infinite tries, but locks off the true ending
No.174076
>>174063>moral was supposed to be "don't regret your mistakesWOMANKINO?
No.174077
>>174075So true,

with Ohohoho
No.174078
>>174072No Ojou laugh sticker? You had hundreds of jobs but this was an important one…
No.174080
>>174079It's very close, but we need something blonder, and maybe with drill hair
No.174081
I remember now why I stopped playing Void Stranger, it doesn't have an undo button. I don't care how retro you're trying to be, that kind of QoL feature is not a hard ask and culls my enjoyment when it's absent
No.174082
>>174081Trve, I've beaten Cave Noir before this but there I had all the QOL features of emulation
No.174084
>>174074That's not as interesting as I thought it'd be.

No.174087
>>174086people really hate the guy running that channel
No.174091
>>174088something about him being fake and exploitative
No.174092
>>174091I don't think we'll ever have a world where the king of retards is anything but.

No.174095
>>174093I refuse this explanation.

No.174098
>>174028Okay yeah I found "that", I guess it's cool but unlike The Witness the game is not comfortable to play
Not having an undo function would be less unforgivable if the puzzles didn't have moving enemies which
wwalk back and forth autonomously or move towards the player. I consider this category of Sokoban mechanic to be bad puzzle design because the mechanics make solutions difficult/unfeasible to calculate at a glance, but it was handled alright in Leaf's Odyssey with better puzzles that test specific behaviours. Normally these levels would still be playable by making up for calculation with trial and error ("oh the enemy is 1 square ahead of where I want, let me undo a few moves"), but without undo it becomes especially frustrating
No.174100
Crazy how 100L got its own tab even though nobody gives a

about it and Danganronpa was denied a tab because it'd "attract the wrong crowd."
No.174101
>>174099Too late since I already submitted it

No.174103
>>174100The joke was to make a hundred of them, too bad the game sucks. Maybe they can all be wrapped together in a 2狂 tab
No.174105

100L deserves a tab
because it sucks

No.174106
>>174105Very trve, it's the MSPA model

No.174108
>>174101If you're brave enough to commission, then you're brave enough to add an addendum, you little
8ITCH.

No.174109
>>174103>2狂 tabMeaning?
>>174105>>174106I want my
SMURFING little critters, dickhead.
>>174107>AI fear-mongering combined with funny bear man worshipThis generation is so
SMURFING lost, man.

No.174110
>>174107I think Claude might've been like "trim the excess" at some point
>>174109Nanokumas, son
No.174111
>Center of the galaxy is a supermassive black hole named Sagittarius A*
Hu¢¢ie is so lucky sometimes that I want to shoot myself. Or maybe it's one of Betelgeuse's early interferences, who knows
No.174112
>>174107>Some people are talking about generative ai. BUY MY GAME>99999 rexeetskek just how desperate are nodraw penciltroid psychotes?
No.174113
>>174112If your style is shitty enough and you form inconsistent, evil AI bwos can't copy your artstyle.

No.174114
>>174070>We need to perfect the dungeon crawlerI think the genre would be serve by borrowing from idle progression games. So once you can basically auto-pilot a floor, you hand it over to be routinely harvested while focusing on managing something more interesting
No.174116
>>174115He looks way different. Focal length, I guess
No.174118
>>174115>it was mandatedshould have gone back to China instead
No.174119
>>174114I think real-world time 中庸 mechanics are be a mistake, they change the feel of the game and break resource scarcity. Maybe the harvesting can be triggered by other actions the player takes (
culling enemies, gaining experience), or the player can just buy resources in bulk from completed floors.
No.174120
>>174118I clung to certain things too long in 2021 as well
No.174121
>>174119Doing it by game time units is more elegant yeah, I'm thinking something like the Chims in atelier totori. Automated time-savers
No.174123
>>174056You were supposed to say "Rose? Rose Lalonde?"
No.174124
>>174086Why are you so
yearning with defending a fat nepetaphile anyway
It's right and normal to be angry at Scott Ritter's continued existence
No.174125
>>174124>Making fun of you is defending some random SMURF I've never heard ofNo.
No.174126
>>174124This behavior is seriously pissing me off. Please start taking some
SMURFING meds or something.
No.174127
>>174126Roxykitten is stealing your oxygen.

No.174128
Actually fiddling with the SD card is way more convenient on a basic8ITCH 3DS XL, SMURF the New!
No.174129
>>174128Just leave the screws unscrewed, the panel stays in fine. Alternatively, FTP it.
No.174132
>>174130I should get The Whiteness
No.174134
>>174051Also
"Rose, Rose Lalonde."
No.174135
>>174133Emeowlye's homunculus birthing fresh clutch of mcnuggets
No.174136
Thought I finally found a big boobs illustrator that isn't gay. At least it's not outright porn…
https://x.com/New_Daien418/status/1997906370960691530 No.174137
>>174136shit insertions NGMI
No.174138
Completed just the first jiangshi leg. All stretched out, it goes up to base form's neck
No.174139
>>174129>Leave the screws outI guess that works because FTP feels TOO SLOW
No.174140
>>174127I have a right to that oxygen because I don't use it to repeatedly jerk off in front of 15 year old girls.
No.174141
Mention pirating Photoshop CS6 (2012) and GPT goes into legalese
Ask it for a refreshing on GodMode9 and it's willingly obliging
No.174144
>>174143Not sexually abused at all
No.174146
I think the SD card in my XL reached end of life o7
No.174150
>>174149"For me it was Pretty Rhythm Aurora Dream"
No.174152
>>174148>millennial nostalgia for the 80sNo such thing. No millennial was 12 at any point in the 80s.
No.174153
>>1741492026 year of the horse and the deathfat
No.174154
>>174151And still, Carolyne Cash didn't give up!
No.174156
>>174152"But these things trickle down, you see."

But arguing with you about this kind of thing is like talking to a brick wall.

No.174157
>>174151>the scene near the end of the episodeliterally C*sh
No.174158
>>174154Unfortunately, her hands were irreversibly deformed from the incident leaving her lesbian and vegan.
No.174159
>>174157I doubt Cash has a sex drive like that.
No.174160
>>174159Maybe one Test supplement days
No.174161
>>174156>But arguing with you about this kind of thing is like talking to a brick wall. Exactly, because my arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate.
But I get what you're saying, millennials ARE nostalgic for neo-80s stuff they grew up with like Vice City and Hotline Miami.
Thing is, Stranger Things is NOT made by those types of people, it's made by people who actually WERE 12 in the 80s and are genuinely nostalgic for the kind of mysteryslop that doesn't have the benefit of having passed through the survivorship bias filter.
No.174162
>>174161… okay, I just looked up the creators and they were born in '84
still, they at least experienced some of the 80s so point stands
No.174163
>>174161>because my arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate."No."
>neo-80s stuff they grew up with>Hotline MiamiYou have
SMURFING brain damage, holy shit.

I don't want to begin because I want this thread to last naturally into the 31st. Maybe
MEX might force his hand and extend it past its natural lifespan but that's not ideal.
>>174162>… okay, I just looked up the creators and they were born in '84
>they at least experienced some of the 80s so point stands


No.174164
>>174163I thought I could procrastinate a bit longer by squeezing in one more december-created thread…
But extending the limit works too, if need be.
No.174167
>>174166Was that a Homestuck loading screen? It won't pop back up.
>Jinx中庸 and redpilled. Subscribed for that.

No.174168
Also, I didn't know the Demogorgon was 中庸 on D&D so the fact that just today I learned Stranger Things went straight into Vecna and Mind Flayers came out of left-field to me.

It's also extremely… millennial…
Though I don't know how the copyright shit on this works out. No.174169
>>174168Don't they play D&D in some speilburg alienslop (ET?)
No.174170
>>174169No…? You might be thinking of Super 8. I don't remember them playing D&D in that. But they do in Stranger Things.
No.174181
>>174178Thought those were tardigrade dolls at first
No.174187
>>174186More coverage is better here
No.174190
>>174189Small time! That's a daily hold for anyone who avoids public restrooms
No.174191
>>174190Spaniards are a weak breed
No.174193
https://skeb.jp/@conpetoWhat's with that complete rate, tho?
No.174195
>>174177Feels O.J-esque but the style makes it more appealing and absurd. The crust does just look like straight-up cardboard so this is a rare uncontested Nanc4 win.

No.174196
>>174195>Done3 days until C*SH
No.174197
>>174182The Na'Vi suicide cult shadow state will fully reveal themselves in 2032.

No.174198
>>174196We wish you a Nanc4y Christmas and a Cashy new year.

No.174199
>>174198Locally it looks like Chinese new year lands on the very first day of "Aries" in 2026,
so that'll be time enough for me to arrange things
No.174204
Can't imagine how angry the spirit of Hitler must be that traditionally German surnames are now associated with Jews in CURRENT YEAR.
No.174208
It's a slow painful shits kind of day

No.174209
>>174208Why do you always talk about your poop? To loosely quote Danganronpa (last masterpiece of "The East"), "Stop talking about your poop. Nobody wants to hear about it."

No.174211
>>174209I'm not sure if I have before…
No.174212
>>174209They just want some sympathy bwo
No.174215
>>174214Don't dead open inside.

No.174216
>>174214RETVRN TO BRONZE AGE WEED
No.174217
>Reading academia only reinforces my ethnoregional nationalistic bias Now it might be a chicken or egg situation because I basically picked an author who appealed to my preconceptions and biases but it sure does give me vril.

No.174219
>>174218Any? All?

No.174224
>>174223Why is the description written by AI
No.174225
>>174223The gay baby voice is a much bigger problem.
>Zillennial Holy SHIT, how do you look this bad? He's not some Hollywood kid, he can't get hard drugs consistently or whatever. Why does he look like he's pushing 50?
>Pic relThis is their strongest warrior, huh.

No.174228
How much do you tip, hsg?
No.174229
>>17422820$ for everything. (I am terrible with money.)

No.174236
>>174232That's what's nice about online orders

No.174237
>>174226>>174224Now that I watched it, he just seems like a lame and driveless person, so I think that's a real result of his "daily efforts"
No.174238
>>174237t.jealous doomer

No.174241
>>174204That was already the case directly after World War 1, German-Americans had to anglicize their surnames while the jews kept theirs
No.174244
>>174243
Is there a TRVE stockpot I've been missing?
No.174245
>>174241"It still has gotten worse, shut up, retard."
No.174248
>>174247Super yuri focus is pretty troidy, ain't it?
No.174251
>>174248I think yuri is equal parts soy, troid, and woman, but sokoban+yuri is very troid yes.
No.174254
>>174252Is this your brand?
No.174255
>>174253Fiona HATES boobs
No.174256
>>174254For fanworks, it will be, yeah. Though currently it only has my mouse draw
No.174259
>>174258Two roses out of four
No.174261
RUDY, I NEED YOU. IS SHE A HAPA OR JUST SLAVIC!?!??!?!


[RUDY SIGNAL.]

No.174262
I consider

to be somewhere in-between

and

personally ぶっちゃけ.
No.174264
>>174262Like instead of "This is the way things should be!" t. righteous
BARKBEASTBatter is like "That's how it is."

No.174265
>>174263Looking through the stickers (lmao), there's a lot of pure Asians so don't be so sure.
No.174266
>>174264"That's how it is (righteous) and it's a bad thing (underdog)."
No.174267
DoTA 2 and Deadlock update with annoying regularity. No idea how they retain a playerbase.
No.174268
>>174267That reminds people the game exists
No.174269
>>174268Devious theory!

No.174273
I'm legitimately unsure if the era of

culture shitting on third-person shooters, first-person shooters with bloom and lens fare and brown smoke everywhere, SPORT GAEM, and short-brown hair stubble protagonist man was Gen-X attacking millennials because they don't know the olden days of 90s console wars and DOS gaming or millennials attacking the left-over frat thrashers (the Beavis and Buttheads of the world) all high-and-mighty with their indie PC and XBox Live "art" games or if it was some combination of the two or neither (not a generational thing.)
I know what the one person who will respond to this will say and I'm preemptively dismissing it. I just wish literally anyone else would try to think about it for a second because I'm obviously too young to know for sure. I'm leaning slightly towards option 2 because of Yahtzee.

No.174274
>>174273The games always seemed genuinely unappealing and I preferred anime girl RPGs
No.174275
>>174273The "art games" people are not the main group doing the shitting. It's mostly the people that buy other over-produced mass market genres trying to find the only other group of people that are even worse than them so they can feel superior to something.
No.174276
Is there really not an accepted name for the "girl that forcibly moves in with the boy" romcom trope?
No.174277
also, trying to find that lead me to
this https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/grimTalesFromDownBelow
No.174280
>>172624Delivered! Getting these, alts included, in a single day, for like $250 can't be beat.
I LOVE DOOMED YEN

No.174281
>>174280Basic formes…
Now to draft Scisscors/Flame

No.174283
oh wait the rose is "minnie" and mimi is someone else
No.174286
>>174285good eye contact control
No.174288
>>174287>JaneYeah I'd nignore that wild homestuck
No.174291
>>174290Is that x-com in Antz
No.174293
>>174267The updates are part of the game, if they didn't constantly change up the "meta" the playerbase would probably decline
No.174294
>>174281>>174280Gonna do The Brothers Strong x Yasagure Kitsuenjo for the next, methinks
No.174296
>>174295Is there another one that maximizes birthrates? When?
No.174298
Oh, it's actually real. Huh, weird that a superstition could interfere with an important biological process so much.
No.174299
Important
パネルでポンフリー素材 スタンプ風の画像 編&その他おまけ 配布 | WAリでし♀ #pixiv
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/136929510 No.174300
>>174298Whats more
SMURFED up is normal birthrates have been below the giga
meizen year for ages now
No.174303
>>174299GREEN panel is so sexy…
No.174304
>>174295Interesting, one of the few to get a unique page. it's a canon year for certain.
No.174305
>>174253After reading a bit more, it seems the true ending is decried as pro-life in some circles
No.174307
(top right quadrant is the real one)
No.174308
>>174306>>174307Need to find her birthyear and start a new rumor about it being inauspicious

No.174309
>>174305Really? o_0
In this case I think she saw the lamia NPC with huge tits 1 hour in and turned the game off
I started watching a let's play in case the second half of the game gated behind disrespect of the player's time is at all interesting, but I'll probably get bored. Seeing some of the bullshit I missed, I already feel more justified in dropping it
No.174310
(mu2tard on the beat ho)
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
No.174311
>>174295I never actually read the
GREEN Emperor's race story, apparently there was an explanation for excluding the Cat from the Chinese zodiac this whole time

No.174313
>>174312Is it a digital guide?

No.174316
>>174313A steam guide for a free game

Also damn I just owned this high rated guy with the "recruitment tempo strategy" I made up. I think the good players avoid too many early recruits and try to focus experience into a small number of units, but if you time it right you can swarm them while they're unable to counterrecruit if they moved their lord too far up the map, so long as you hold your lord back a bit. (The concept of this custom map is that weakened copies of all your units spawn on the enemy's side every few turns to attack them)
No.174317
>>174316I can't speak to the game, but nice sprites
No.174319
>>1743182 million more of us still need to buy Pikmin 4
No.174320
oh…
Medal x
Autist
No.174325
Lian's second leg is finished now. It feels like there were more parts in her jiangshi legs than her entire base body
No.174326
>>174323I really wish there was a way to exorcise this guy


No.174327
>>174325Do you have to paint?
No.174328
>>174327Nope. Parts are prepainted which is considered a luxury for Japanese kits, but China just does it without any problems. The only decorative things that require anything on the builder's (referred to the player in the manual) end is the decals like the characters on her talisman or the weird pubic tattoo
No.174329
>>174328*referred to as the player
No.174330
>>174328"Craftsmanship still alive in Japan"
That's convenient, though, makes it much less intimidating
No.174331
>>174330>"Craftsmanship still alive in Japan"Even then, Japanese kits rarely need painting (unless they're crap). Japanese kits, especially those by Bandai, innovated by getting away from painting as much as possible. Bandai still misses some small details on things like high grade kits, but it's usually just stuff like, "This part needs a black stripe here" which is so trivially easy to fix, it's weird that they include stickers for it. Now non-Asian (usually American) model kits is where painting and gluing nightmares begin because they refuse to catch up with their competitors
No.174333
>>174331Games Workshop kits are so bad, fans often assume snap fit kits like Gundam kits are bad because of how badly GW does it (GW still does non snap fit, ie gluing, and it's really the only thing fans trust). GW fans are often blown away by Gundam kits because of how affordable and well designed they are compared to what they're used to
No.174335
>>174332The first… half…? more? was pretty good
No.174339
>>174338Not yet but
s00nI wonder if it's alright to turn protagonists into low level enemies… oh well
No.174343
>>174337#2 is inspiring and not even that crudely drawn

No.174344
>>174343Inspiring…? Well the theme was "the weak fighting back" for the Liedna bunny, so that's good
No.174345
Batteries showed up for Jiu and Lian's LED units
No.174348
>>174347Claude is really bad at this, it has no time frame and thinks month long projects are being accomplished at a manic pace within a single day. That makes it get really patronizing and "Wellness check" flavored
No.174349
I've been interpreting the phrase "star-crossed lovers" to be that the stars made them cross paths for my whole life

No.174353
There's still one more day in the year so I'll extend thread cap by 150 posts
No.174355
>>174323Wait was that a real Yggdra Union fanart? (Or Gemini trace or whatever his method is)
No.174362
Also does [tg]not closing the tags still work
No.174363
>>174356How many time have you splooged to Marzi?
No.174364
>>174363Maaaaaaaarzimiiiiiiiin
No.174366
Accidentally broke a jiangshi piece. So depressed right now
No.174367
>>174366Can it be subbed?
No.174369
>>174367Was able to use some thin cement to sort of melt it back into place. It's just decorative, but it's something I'll always notice. Also made the gold paint sort of come off the sides. Again, only I will notice this
No.174371
>>174369Iktf but at least little mistakes like that tend to shrink so long as you keep plugging away with new builds
No.174373
Jiu has been assembled. Might take a break for now
No.174375
>>174368I don't think I've seen anyone depict Mario jumping and hitting Peach's boobs and making coins pop out… Seems like low hanging fruit to me…
No.174376
>>174374I am horrified indeed
No.174377
>>174375Hey, yeah! Who's that artist how does all the Homura/Hikari smash bros damage % lactation stuff, they'd jump (

) at the opportunity
No.174378
where the SMURF are all the Xenoblade Switch 2 Editions thoughbeit
No.174381
>>174380He'd either not do this at all, or
cull you in half a second once he realizes he has an excuse to do so.
No.174386
>>174337After giving it a while, I realized that framing two as puppets was 中庸 on an old concept and is better off walked away from
No.174387
have they translated sweet bro and hellacious jeff into japanese yet
No.174389
you're welcome,
8ITCH
and now the nightmare begins

No.174394
Game idea: 3D multiplayer social deduction game with time travel.
There are time machines which are large boxes which you can enter and leave. The way time travel works is that when you travel, you disappear from the box in the present and reappear in the past. While you're in the past you aren't allowed to be seen by anyone including your past self, or change the world in a way that would alter any observation made by any other player in the past (e.g you can't leave a closed door open if someone else sees it later). If anything like that were to happen, your time travel attempt fails, and you return to the present (as if you were idling inside the time machine for the elapsed time). If the time travel attempt is successful, I'm not sure what should happen, but you need to sync back up with the present time, so either you get teleported back to the time machine after the time is up, or you have to enter it again to wait until (skip forward to) the present time (more elegant but doesn't quite make sense because it's only the game abstraction forcing you to wait inside the time machine, and might be too restrictive or confusing?).
To prevent observations from being too restrictive, there are mechanics such as smoke grenades, tear gas grenades, blindness, and invisibility. You can also intentionally blind yourself at any time with a blindfold to make time travel easier. I think collisions can be handled with a "sense of touch" which is a small radius around you in addition to the basic sight cone. You can poison people in the past without their knowledge causing them to die later. There are tasks you have to do similar to Among Us to force the players to split up, otherwise everyone would just group and the culprit couldn't do anything. There would be a lot of darkness, locked doors, etc.
The one biggest mechanical problem I can think of: if your time travel attempt fails, all changes you made in the world are reverted, but you retain the information you learned while time traveling. You would get a strong hint that someone was nearby if your attempt fails, and if it succeeds you obviously know no one was nearby. It seems kind of anti-fun and too powerful if townies time travel and camp to investigate whether or not a room was accessed. It's potentially balanced by the fact that you're disabled in the present while you travel to the past (maybe they could be culled inside the time machine?), but maybe it should only be the culprit who can time travel.
The meta strategy would be to constantly turn around looking in every direction while you're in a hallway, but I think that's funny and there would still be tasks that require you to lock your vision. I can imagine some cool strategies like:
- Poisoning someone in the past 中庸 on where they tell you later on they were completing a task
- Intentionally creating disturbances to give your future self opportunity
- Observing/not observing certain things to control what can be changed later on
- Lying as town about your location to protect yourself from time travel
Not even the basic mechanics of this really complex idea are complete and I need to work on an actual game next year anyway so I'll dump it here and move on. Other ideas:
- When you travel back in time, time is accelerated by 2x or something until you catch back up with the present, instead of warping you or forcing you to return to the time machine.
- Audio observations as well as sight (make loud noises to disguise machine/door sounds?), I think the game has to have audio in general so maybe this would have to be added for consistency even though it might be a bit too complex, maybe a custom system that assumes walls/closed doors are soundproof and has Minecraft-style text cues
- Future travel, but there's no way to invalidate the present actions of regular players later on, so maybe the future travel would be pending and can later be invalidated instead? To avoid getting invalidated, you would probably have to blind yourself in the future, but players could still touch you to mess up your plans. Failed future travels couldn't be rolled back like how failed past travels are, because what if you travel to the future, lock a door, then get discovered. Someone could have tried to open the locked door before the game can know that the future travel was invalidated. Maybe it just doesn't roll back? This is illogical/inconsistent though
- Causal loops (hidden mechanic, allow temporal paradoxes), this would mean that (for instance) a player trapped in a locked room can close their eyes/ears and blindly act out a series of inputs to wwalk through the locked(?) door, enter a time machine, travel to the past (before they walked through the door, but after they tested it and observed it was locked (player could knock on the door to signal when to unlock)) and unlock the door. I think I could code this, but I'm not sure if it would work in 3D, at least every item would have to work on proximity with a single interact key. Also, this wouldn't work if the sense of touch applies to walls, and is generally illogical/inconsistent. I think while blinded the player should be able to see a wireframe of the surrounding rooms that doesn't show doors or other players, and when they try to wwalk through a closed door, a shadow of the player splits off and walks through the door as if it were open (but the camera remains fixed from the perspective of the last observed reality). Maybe that's not a good idea though, since do the shadows split 2x repeatedly if they wwalk back and forth through a door, since it could be opened or closed at any moment? Those realities actually have to be simulated, it's not just a visual aid. This kind of loop could also be performed with future+present rather than present+past, if future travel is allowed
- Social mechanics and the 3D MiSide text style since people might get bored if half the players are dead or in the past, and the game might not be robust enough to be more than a casual sandbox
- Tasks which require solving time travel puzzles to complete efficiently (e.g. requires two people pressing buttons, requires being inside the room with the time travel machine while it is locked from the outside)
No.174399
>>174389Weird to think that I'll wake up into the c*sh verse
No.174403
>>174394Read it.
”Better than Homestuck"

Though I've never actually played Amongus, so I'm imagining it like a roguelike + mario party + castlevania HOD where everyone is racing for trinkets in a dungeon
No.174404
I found a Japanese guy playing Noita and he was using 4x homing propane tank and plasma beam orbit o_0
And he just culled himself with plasma beam orbit. In Japan, they get to have fun while playing games because they don't have the concept of a bad spell in their language.
No.174405
>>174403>Though I've never actually played Amongus, so I'm imagining it like a roguelike + mario party + castlevania HOD where everyone is racing for trinkets in a dungeonIt's not a platformer and simpler than that, most of what you do is run between basic chore minigames. Among Us doesn't do much beyond the mafia concept
No.174406
Lian's skull face is done. Now just her normal head and arms are left
No.174408
>>174407If they really wanted to yank the chain, the bond with Raymond should accumulate the more the angry users swear off the game

No.174412
>>174275But we both agree that that was a faction.
>It's mostly the people that buy other over-produced mass market genres trying to find the only other group of people that are even worse than them so they can feel superior to something.Like… what? I can think of Nintendies and maybe Blizzardspergs but it's hard to imagine another genre almost as saturated in the early-mid 2000s.
Alas, I show my ignorance.

No.174413
>>174284Too bad we let RoW get to her…

No.174415
>>174290It's pretty good, yeah. I don't know if it's the best, there's something to having a very good on-beat rhythm but there's fun to I don't know what the
SMURF to call them, micro-rhythms which raps with a more complex flow have. I'm not a hip-hop guy but I definitely know what I'm talking about.

No.174416
>>174295The second horseman approaches…

No.174417
>>174305Moral of the story: impregnate lesbians. You might be surprised by what you get!

No.174419
>>174323I can't comprehend mental illness like this. My brain just shuts off and refuses to retain information.

No.174422
中国の駄菓子屋
No.174424
>>174375Hard to frame, I guess.
No.174425
>>174379Hatred of linguistics is indicative of a greater spiritual deficit, I think.

No.174427
>>174389A good one to go off on, I guess, but she had a while to sit on this to make a Narc4 gag.
>>174391ALL TALK SAME.
No.174428
>>174390Started off strong but fell apart. Do Britbongs really?
No.174429
>>174426I might be leaning hard into pokemon here but I was thinking Strongbad = Turtle and Flambery = Fox woman. I'll give it a try
No.174431
>>174394I skimmed but I think it's a
d00med idea. I don't know. I can't read today. I know I've certainly thrown out worse ideas for social deduction games (zombie defense with double agents and "atmosphere" collection.)

No.174433
>>174396The Australian flag is real inexplicable. Is it just "I
SMURFING LOVE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE."?

No.174434
>>174397AN ADVANCED AND HIGHLY DIFFICULT ALTERNATIVE FORM OF TENNIS.
Now I'm thinking of
SMURFING Dragon Ball characters hitting a ball as hard as they can and Ultra Instinct flashing over to hit it back before it touches the ground back and forth.
No.174435
>>174398You won't believe what happens next. She comes out as an adult, HAHAHAHAHA, GET IT?

No.174436
>>174402Usually, the Asian hyper-editing of images doesn't set off my uncanny valley alarms but it does when they start looking like straight-up Punis.

No.174438
>>174420Since this thread is going to be slightly engorged and it's an end of an era, I demand a REASON of your choice.

No.174439
I was foolish to think I could have ever beaten a Jimothy viewer (even though I didn't know at the time.)

No.174440
>>174431I also think it's doomed now, it's probably too complicated and not fun as a game. I still have a desire to make a sandbox of it as a challenge especially the netcode
No.174441
>>174438Since it's the end, post apocalyptic JRPGs that posters would be in. Can be real or fictional games with the possibility for things like fantasy. First thing off the top of my head
No.174443
>>174441>>174438Good ideas. I might do it within this one for a clean new start. And a Nocturne Reason REASON seems apt, too
No.174444
>>174439It's fine since everyone who participated will get a character portrait. Do you still want to be a septic working ex football
dood, though?
No.174445
>>174440I would actually advocate going full ham, make it turn-中庸, and make time-travelers capable of affecting the past somehow.
How…? I don't know.
I also think "split-timelines" which you micro through UI could be a fun idea where the
culler has to min-maxx micro
culling off everyone else in all possible timelines (which leads to people splitting the timeline for its own sake) in real-time turn-中庸 time.
No.174446
>>174443>And a Nocturne Reason REASON seems apt, too"There's not enough characters and it seems too obvious and I'd get pissed if I don't get the one."

No.174447
>>174444Yeah, that's fun. Where's the new board? You HAVE to let me make the new thread. You HAVE TO.

No.174449
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.

No.174450
>>174440>>174445I mean, if you do this, it would still be incredibly unwieldy but at least you're making a social deduction game for a niche market (the Chinese.)

No.174451
>>174447I'll make it. Before that, though, let's hammer out the rulespost…
I'm considering taking off filters that aren't really 'core', like
FaYgO, maybe
DERSITE, etc
No.174452
>>174448Chud and black people metaphors blending together… A small price to pay for bringing fantasy racism back
No.174454
>>174451>I'll make it.NYOOOOOOOOOH.

I have a silly title and I don't want to taint it by sharing it.
>I'm considering taking off filters that aren't really 'core', like FaYgO, maybe DERSITE, etcAren't those core…?
No.174457
>>174452The main point is that it's similar to Homestuck trolls (underground society, matriarchal) but obviously preceded it.
One has to wonder if the matriarchal society thing started as a "lives with their mom" joke or if it came because bugs and bugs came because horns? Who knows.
No.174458
Make a convincing anime girl and then real
wwomen will internalize and act her out online

No.174460
>>174459>wwhat gameNo newspost… Maybe theres a new batman game or somefin?

No.174462
>>174460I think it's the new LE CHOICES MATTER generic capeshit Dispatch that people are gaga over because of the "writing" (you can romance people) that will be completely forgotten in 10 years.
I will never get over my immense hatred of nu-Telltale games and the consistency in which romance options wring in Reddit tards for mass public acclaim. I hate waifudregs. If I ever got the power to make all the games in the world, I wouldn't have a single romance option in a game, I might make some romance games (many flowers and hot, steamy air) but there will never be a romance option in something greater because of its great, horrifying capability to retard ray the public discourse.

No.174463
>>174462If there's romance, there shouldn't always be options >:)
No.174464
>Putting in my political thoughts as a gauge for retard-proofing and G. Pete is (only now) saying it's fascism>It specifically worded it like "Yeah, it's not like the middle 20th century fascism but people would still call it that"
At least NotebookLM was more understanding.

No.174465
>>174463Maybe. Again, the most interest I've shown in dating sims was a Hecking subversion where you're a serial
culler so…
No.174469
I mostly dislike romance because if it's going to work it requires the characters to be likeable first, which is apparently a difficult bar to clear nowadays.
No.174472
Trying to dip my toes into DoTA 2 and the Valve smug circlejerkery surrounding it has already become insufferable. Even as a MOBA enjoyer, I know that MOBAs/hero shooters are definitely very Reddit and DoTA 2 is definitely the Redditor's MOBA of choice (I lie, if you go by pure numbers of their subreddits BUT HOLY
SMURF, DOES IT FEEL THAT WAY.)

I think it adds an important dimension to the Unholy Trinity of "I tactically acknowledge that I'm not supposed to have fun", the pompous superiority with always having to bring up League, and wanting complexity for the sake of complexity. League is a lot more just pure misanthropy and whining. I think the former represents Reddit a lot more in totality. But you can feel free to disagree. The numbers don't lie, after all.

No.174473
>>174470I would rape the shit out of her, purely platonically speaking here, of course.
No.174474
>Light Yagami but a gamer
wwoww hes literally me
No.174476
>>174474Light Yagami but a PUA
No.174477
Putting together Lian's normal face now. I can't quite get what I want. I want her to be silly goofy which is available as a decal, so I'm gonna go to a friend's house to help me apply the decal. For now, Lian's jiangshi personality will be angry Chinese
No.174479
>>174475Do you want me to R. R.L this? Because I won't.

No.174480
>>174476Mutually exclusive.
No.174481
>>174472A lot of the DotA 2 community is third world, and while these subhumans are also common on reddit they don't exactly embody the redditor stereotype. LeL is more normal
DERSITE redditor central. Not that it matters which game is worse, since you shouldn't play either. The game is also dying, for real this time.
No.174483
>>174472Also, I guess I also view the SMT/Persona divide in this light because of the difference in quality (*cough* Persona 2) and circlejerking difficulty. Preferring SMT to Persona doesn't make you a Redditor but being smug about SMT's OBVIOUS superiority to Persona because of le Matador does make you a /v/tard which is basically a Redditor. I really wonder about what mainline SMT loyalists want out of a game (some might say "dungeon crawling" and that's… baffling) but it's clear that Persona fans want characters (waifus.) That being said, Persona is more Reddit so, uh.

Again, I generally don't think there's a real answer to "What do Megaten fans want?" and that vexes me at night and which is why I decided to throw a bunch of THEORY at the basics.
>>174481"I disagree for the points above."
>since you shouldn't play eitherBut I like to run around as a skeleton man doing
SMURF-all.
No.174485
>>174484Left is more millennial coded
No.174486
>>174483>What do Megaten fans wantThey want to feel cool for playing pokemon
No.174487
>>174483>some might say "dungeon crawling" and that's… baffling???
No.174489
>>174487"It can be so much more."

No.174491
>>174483>But I like to run around as a skeleton man doing SMURF-all.That's one of the heroes that Campo Santo cronies ruined while the game is in maintenance mode btw, he used to do more damage and
cull towers but they gave him the terrible summons gimmick instead.
No.174492
>>174477Having put her hair together twice now with no issues, I have to conclude that the British reviewer who broke his Lian is nothing but a hamfisted ape despite his alleged "20 years of experience with model kits"
No.174493
Dungeon crawling is fun, it's not at odds with anything, and what the SMURF is wrong with wanting the dungeon crawling game to have good dungeon crawling? "It can be so much more" yeah, it can be a better dungeon crawler, dumbass.
No.174497
>>174490SMURF you?

No.174499
>>174491Yeah, I heard, and now he doesn't even have facets. I just like him because he's janky and lacks all cohesion and invising across the map consooming things is just my current inlet to learning the map and items right now.
No.174500
>>174493>yeah, it can be a better dungeon crawler, dumbass.It could also use its religious motifs as more than just window-dressing, you burning babyrage
8ITCH.

No.174501
>>174500And that makes wanting good dungeon crawling "baffling" because of what exactly??? Get out of your own head. Being this
yearning over the writing to the point where you treat people that enjoy the gameplay of
some of the games in the series with complete disdain is insane.
No.174502
>>174501It's just not very holistic and doesn't seem to play to the uniqueness of it all (only partially.) I never implied disdain, it's just confusing because my hypothetical SMThead has antipathy towards the writing of Persona games (3-5) yet is completely ambivalent towards the writing of his own series. Megaten fans as a whole not having a clear desire beyond dungeon crawling is confusing because the mechanics for every subseries are unique. As a series, it has very little identity beyond the religious stuff so that's why I think my fixation is slightly more objective and rational (and should be concentrated in SMT specifically)

No.174507
>>174504If you have to think, you're gay.

No.174508
>>174293The updates literally aren't balance patches though. I don't know what they are. But they're not that. DoTA 2 hasn't received one of those in a long time.
No.174509
>>174507It's a hypothesis 中庸 on limited data.
No.174510
>>174508Probably because of Deadlock and Valve's shit retard corporate structure mixed with them all probably being a monolith in terms of their desire to "push boundaries on the hot new thing."
One might think working at Valve would be a dream job but you'd probably be surrounded by insufferable people who are stubborn and egomaniacal.

No.174511
>>174496Timestamp? I only watched 30 seconds of her avatar and voice before I HAD to jerk off
No.174515
Wait, shit, I might be a nepetaphile.

No.174516
>>174512I might've clip'ed it but it's not at all funny compared to the screenshot unfortunately. Also wow she's really narcissistic.
>subtle birth date intentionally shown in video implying she thinks 27 is young
No.174517
>>174516>Also wow she's really narcissistic.Hey, listen, buddy, you don't want to say that around me.

>>subtle birth date intentionally shown in video implying she thinks 27 is youngSHE'S OLDER THAN ME. SMV IS ON MY SIDE, GOD. SAY IT BACK TO ME, GOD.

No.174518
>>174514Post some 2032s, I want to commission a 2032 Majetano for the new year
No.174520
>>174519Yeah, that's what I thought.

No.174521
In 2026, you are a nepetaphile if you are attracted to anyone under the age of 32
No.174522
>>174503
That doesn't change anything since she's unmarried and chooses to be an online prostitute.
No.174524
>>174521That's unironically why I have to work hard and pull Majetano forward from the 22yo stasis the original circle would keep her in
No.174526
>>174525Just wait until there's a Megaten e-girl. Just wait.

No.174531
>>174529You've never heard of shit like this before? I admire your ignorance of Deviantart autist politics.
No.174533
Gonna be doing the usual New Years karaoke stream in uhhh 7h45m or so. I don't think I have three hours of karaoke in me this year, so we're also going to celebrate the Game Of The Year.
https://twitch.tv/boigahs No.174538
>>174537Translators really love to add shit like "seems" and stuff for no reason…
No.174541
>>174540You mean I could have been a millionaire if I had a few kids and let them get a little raped??
No.174542
>>174540imagine if you had a dozen children who
almost got raped or trafficked in Roblox
payday!

No.174543
The real cash is in the first category. Let's be honest, the kids were probably already looking up porn anyways.
No.174546
>>174545Do you think he was paying the parents?
No.174547
>>174544Pigtail-pulling leads you down a dark path.
No.174548
>>174540>>174541>>174542New stoner heist comedy classic! Too bad Jonah Hill is a zombie
No.174549
>>174546Certainly some of them.
No.174550
>>174548>Too bad Jonah Hill is a zombieGet Ye to suck his gock back to life.
No.174552
>>174551I never said
what the game of the year was.

You'll have to tune in to find it (except it's really obvious).
No.174553
I hate "Otaku Media", it's awkwaaard in a way typical of cultures that speak ESL languages (in an innocent, but also inferior way)
No.174554
>>174551It's up.

No.174555
>>174551I said this while watching #TGA2025 but look and weigh somewhat different
No.174556
>>174552Did it have to come out this year?

No.174557
>>174556It technically did.
No.174561
>>174559THERE AIN'T NO POINT TO THA GAME
No.174562
>>174555You're a big guy.

No.174563
>>174538>>174539These
SMURFERs keep "translating" えっ and stuff to full sentences.
No.174564
>>174559What's the problem
No.174565
>>174559When's Braided?

No.174566
>>174560There's some melancholy and perhaps hope but it's smothered by the dread only to reappear and then just as quickly disappear only for the dread to lightly lift revealing nothingness.
"Our age is essentially one of understanding and reflection, without passion, momentarily bursting into enthusiasm, and shrewdly relapsing into repose. … There is no more action or decision in our day than there is perilous delight in swimming in shallow waters." 
No.174567
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.

No.174569
>>174564More insufferabler clickbaiter interviewer who I got tricked into watching a similar video of once. Also his intro is so
SMURFING retarded, Braid is not highly acclaimed today. Emphasising the amount of money Blow's games made really shows where his priorities lie and that he hasn't played either game.
No.174570
Also, I have want to encourage us to talk more so we can BUNP this shit to be the biggest it can be semi-naturally before the clock hits 12.

I thought of a good REASON to end on. Maybe like a yearbook like G. Pete did. "MOST LIKELY TO X" with
MEX's snarky but sweet secretory bot lead to something amusing especially if it's asked for rationale or conflict, I don't know.
No.174572
>>174569Frankly, what is? Most indie darlings seem to expire…
Only BIG games survive through the power of rose-tinted glasses.
No.174574
So how do you make the indie games?
No.174576
>>174572Fair, maybe it hasn't been long enough for "indie classics" to be a thing that can exist yet besides

. Or maybe it won't ever be a thing since good indie games are remembered more as "good games" (indies won since category became normalised?). Either way, Braid didn't age nearly as well as Isaac or Fez
No.174577
What's that one Metroidvainia with the aliens and shiet again

No.174578
>>174576>"indie classics" to be a thing that can exist yet besides
.Just wait.

No.174580
Give it 10 years after any extension/sequel/DLC/remake and then see. Then you see.

No.174581
>>174579The indie PC one that looked like shit.
No.174585
>>174583I need to make it through
>>174559 first, I'm still stuck in the 2025 meta.
>>174584I've never heard someone who sounded that similar to my own voice before.
No.174587
>>174585>I've never heard someone who sounded that similar to my own voice before.>BritishExplains why you can't see the glory of God as manifested in Soul Eater.
No.174588
>>174566Don't relate to his quote
No.174590
>>174588One can say that. And one would be one among many.

No.174591
>>174589No, it came out in like 2003 or some shit.
No.174592
>>174584Oh,
SMURF, it's this
SMURFING thing, the /v/ meme, ahahaha, holy shit, what the
SMURF, dude

No.174593
>>174570That can be a feature later, I still want to build the "zine" (ugh) by February 17th. That's when Aries and the Year of the horse officially begin
No.174594
>>174584>SEAgaThat's where the ocean girls are at
No.174596
>>174581>>174577Maybe Knytt or something, that was mid 00s
No.174597
>>174593>That can be a feature laterIt's just a REASON?
No.174598
>>174595No,
dood.
>>174596It was called Ixi or some shit. Think it was only three letters. I THINK it had diverging story paths.
No.174600
>>174598Ooooh, Iji, right
No.174601
>>174600Bless you, bwo.

No.174604
>>174602Sweden indie gamedev companies are like, a dream job, no?
No.174606
>>174592"Sonic should be unsure of himself and what lies ahead, just like the player" is the funniest shit ever.
No.174607
>>174502I'm assuming whenever our conversations grind to a complete halt like this that you've resigned yourself to "This guy is a complete retard. There's no point in having this conversation." Care to confirm if that's true?

No.174609
>>174606I mean, unironically true, fast man does run into spike.

No.174610
>>174603>That list of featsGlass ceiling busted Mario style!

No.174611
>>174608It's weird how the online space that came closest to matching 4chan's cadence was
SMURFING Miiverse or whatever the
SMURF it was called.
No.174612
>>174607I mean 80% of it is I have other stuff to do and there's nothing I can say that wouldn't take a lot of effort to figure out how to express properly.
No.174613
>>174607The SMTheads think the "minimalist" writing is a credit. I should finally play p2 and p3 though
No.174614
>>174612Glad I'm not that low on your shitlist then.

I admire your methodical nature but I really can't contain myself; I'm the opposite.

No.174615
>>174613I wish 5's writing was minimalist

No.174617
>>174615China do something
No.174618
To me, platformers are the most vexing genre. I've long been thinking about how to create a real trailblazer that has both variability and genuine value expressed through level design (so installations aren't immediately undermined by a modding scene.) The toolbox approach I've had seems almost completely counterintuitive to the latter, however. The toolbox approach most recently has cannibalized level design completely in my most recent brainstorming.
There's stuff like Ice Climbers and Mr. Driller that I think have novel value but I'm not sure how to extrapolate them further. Maybe arcadey games should just stay arcadey like QBert and Pacman. I wish we had a real Pachead here because that's something that's seemed to have 5 or so attempts to Frankenstein it.
Amateur/outsider game devs; the question; platformers!?!?!??!
No.174619
My take is that they should have kept the devil summoner series alive as the "hard coar dungeon crawlan' character driven story" series to appease the boomers (me) while the main series is all weird and experimental. I really do not mind anything the new series is doing as long as its on the assumption that the next game is going to be equally weird and experimental, but 5 really felt like it was retreading a lot of ground (what if 4F's plot in a rip-off of 3's setting) and it sold really well so I'm kind of worried.
No.174620
>>174613>The SMTheads think the "minimalist" writing is a credit."They could be better at it."
>I should finally play p2 and p3 thoughI don't think they should be said in the same breath. Different directors, bwo. P3 is ultimately the black sheep because it's SMT lite. It's unironically smudged between P1 and P2 which are fairly similar games (yes, I count IS and EP as one) and P4 and P5 which are roughly similar games. 3 has traits of both and again, SMT.
>>174615Be happy that it's still underwritten then!
>>174619>it sold really well so I'm kind of worried.That's ATLUS!
No.174621
>>174618The problem is pretty much every video game ends up being designed with the assumption that you've basically never played a video game before, so sequels always end up being rehash-y. The indie games that aren't afraid of that don't have the design chops to do "hard from the start" right and their idea of "hard" is really stupid.
No.174622
>>174620That's the thing. It's a maximalist plot that forgets to actually have the plot most of the time but still railroads you really hard. It's like the most opposite thing of what the original games were.
No.174623
>>174618I don't think about platformers much because there are a thousand troids already dedicating their lives to indie platformers of every stripe
No.174624
>>174623They only really make, like one flavor (meatboy but you play as a heckin girl)
No.174626
>>174624There also seems like plenty of 'member the 90s mascot platformers
No.174627
Me, personally, I've "devoted" myself to creating a fictional setting with fictional religions with the very existence of the demon/deity/God/whatever summoning being the central theological concern of the first game that affects the religions from that point on and the routes would be varying degrees of their legitimacy coming from different religions.
After that, I considered a lot of historical religious schisms to replicate in a fictional setting which the demons (which are sort of a monolith) abuse by either claiming legitimacy or denying their own "truthfulness" but acknowledging their usefulness and what religions they would manifest as and what alignment they are ("these representations are real" vs. "useful" vs. "get rid of them") would change with each game.
This is all a tremendous amount of work and I obviously haven't done very much at all regarding it.

But ultimately, it's what I wish SMT was- but it shouldn't be that. I realize that real world religious traditions and their connotations are too multifaceted to fit into the SMT context and so the best thing to do is to use allegory. I don't know what SMT should actually be to get the most out of its religious imagery, unironically. I say what I want selfishly even though I know that (like current SMT), it would be an imperfect model with oversights if we were to just push comparative religions to the forefront of every game. I would like it more but only so far as it allows me to brainstorm an even better version of it- it eases that for me.
It's easier to write history than it is to rewrite history. You can quote me on that.
No.174628
2026 is Dragon Quest's 40th anniversary, so my goal is to finish them all within the year.
No.174629
>>1746282026 will make a decade since disk swapping
culled my 100 hour psp .eboot run of VII. I should go back, restart, and finish…
No.174630
>>174627Do you need the whole history at once? Just pick a single point or event
No.174631
>>174621It's more about the principle of the thing than it is about any tangible sequels. "The base mechanics are important but so is the level design" as opposed to "the base mechanics are important" and the levels are irrelevant. Just out of principle.
>>174623They don't set their sights very high. And most aren't gimmicky (like mine would probably end up being.) I've seen not an attempt to recreate Knuckles' Chaotix nor can I remember a game where everything is bouncy and has bounce physics (though that probably exists.)
>>174624Also this.
>>174626I would say there are plenty of those but not enough to reach the saturation of precision platformers.
But those are all about replication, not innovation.
No.174632
One of the few actually smart things Northernlion said was that all "hard" games these days are basically just trickshot simulator. The thing is "hard," but there is basically no punishment for failure, so you just keep trying until you happen to get it and then you freak out and clap like a seal because you did the super hard thing you did it!!!, and then you go through that process again and again until the credits roll
No.174633
>>174630I kind of regret bringing this up.

No.174634
>>174632I don't understand how you can make punishment non-illusory in a videogame. It kind of comes with the territory.
No.174635
>>174634How many arcade games have you played? Or, like, games pre-2000 in general?
No.174636
>>174634You don't get time back

No.174637
>>174635A decent bit.

No.174638
>>174632How is it hard even if you're punished heavily for failure? Having to play from the beginning is just the same shit but with pointless masochistic repetition. I watched NL yesterday because he was playing DotA by chance and I never remembered him as such a whiny
FaYgO, I also think it's disgusting how he always talks about his wife and family when they are a grotesque union and it doesn't even count as a brag due to her being chinky. The post is kind of how I felt beating the Pontiff in DS3 after a billion tries though, it seemed like an inevitable consequence of luck. Only PuzzleGODs know true difficulty.
No.174639
>>174638Actually good games are hard in ways that are not trickshot simulator.
No.174640
>>174634lose real life money every time you fail
No.174641
>>174618It's the default game (like Mario, the game game) that's easier to make than other games so there are a billion bad ones. I don't think there's any way to improve on Castlevania if your game is a jump around and
cull enemies and pick up items type of platformer, Sonic and Hollow Knight and Cuphead don't seem to do anything worthwhile.
There might still be opportunities to improve on puzzle mechanics (Fez) or needle games (Celeste) but they also seem mostly explored already. Maybe bring back proper 2D physics games? I haven't seen one since Flash
No.174645
>>174644DEADNAMED?

No.174650
2026

No.174651
>>174650>He's on megido time
Tsk, not for me…

No.174653
2026 is the year of big boobs, it seems. Where's all the happy newborns?
No.174654
Finally found my tablet pen

No.174655
>>174653getting aborted because fire horse
No.174657
>>174641>needle games (Celeste) but they also seem mostly explored already.
>Maybe bring back proper 2D physics games? That was the idea.
No.174658
>>174638>I watched NL yesterday because he was playing DotA by chance and I never remembered him as such a whiny FaYgO,I think that can partially be blamed on the choice of game.
>I also think it's disgusting how he always talks about his wife and family when they are a grotesque unionUh, any particular reason why?
>chinkyShe's literally a gook unless you're being abstract with your racism.
No.174661
>>174627>>174630>>174633I revealed too much of my internal fantasy life and now I'm being crushed by an overwhelming and confounding sense of shame.

No.174662
>>174661I can't judge, I'm a building a post-NTR fanfic game
No.174663
>>174662Shame is an internal feeling. It's an Asian thing, you wouldn't get it.

No.174665
>>174664It, evidently, is not.
No.174672
>>174670Maybe I should tweet the coming Nanfests at her

No.174673
>>174669HOW OLD WAS SHE THEN

No.174675
>>174673When Conan raped her family? 21
No.174676
>>174671Saved, my friend.
No.174677
>>174675Show me proof or else I'm eating all this
SMURFING desiccant.

No.174678
Exhausted… The genki better come back before I have to stream…
No.174679
Since I'm slowly moving everything to a new PC, I tried to boot DD2 on a GTX 1060
Maybe I can play it at 640x480 film grain settings, that's always fun
No.174680
>>174290>>174415Relistening to the album, and looking at the album art, I can't help but reminded of this meme. Imagining the
SMURFING ants doing this is so funny to me, I don't know why.
No.174681
>>174676I've begun to associate Madoka with
TRICKSTERS now

No.174682
>>174680I want to see another Ender's game movie attempt with
dood ants
No.174684
>>174683Better than all hip hops

No.174685
>>174464>>It specifically worded it like "Yeah, it's not like the middle 20th century fascism but people would still call it that"That doesn't really mean anything.
Remember that Stalin made a speech calling Churchill a nazi only 192 days after World War 2 ended.
Everything and everyone gets called fascist. So, might as well be nazi.
No.174687
>>174681Good. As you should.

No.174688
>>174682Disney, hire this man.
No.174689
>>174685>Everything and everyone gets called fascist. So, might as well be nazi.But I don't want to be a Nazi, I want to be the thing that I actually am.

No.174693
>>174692When are we going to start offering Megidochan Gold subscriptions?
No.174694
>>174693What would it earn?

No.174695
A higher filesize limit, maybe
No.174696
>>174694Grid arrangements, clearly
No.174697
Re-arrangeable Stickergrids, maybe one day.
No.174701
Happy new year HSG
No.174706
>>174705Can't he be both?
No.174708
Startin' the stream now to get set up
https://twitch.tv/boigahs No.174711
Locked?
No.174712
Not locked.

No.174714
>>174713Nothing you're just allowed to do it