▶ No.115349[Last 100 Posts]>>115352>>115815
Kerbal Space Program edition
old
>>114308▶ No.115356>>115361
>>115354Uh, which one's like, the main one?

▶ No.115358>>115360
>>115357Post proof of promise.

▶ No.115359>>115363
Also, REAAAAAAAAAAAAAASONs (I am sleepy so I want them now.)

▶ No.115361>>115362
>>115356"Sun" would be the main one. Your active mindset/self conception, motivations and so on
"Moon" is like, your sort of unvarnished self, inner needs, etc. You when alone.
And "Rising" how you socially mask/what first impression you give off.
… SUPPOSEDLY
▶ No.115362>>115364
>>115361No, like, which one is the one where you were born… Sun…? Scorpio…? Evil…?

▶ No.115363>>115365>>115375
>>115359This might be one of the finals before the board unlocks and I stop, you might wanna sleep and consider asks carefully.
Actually ,I should round up a bunch of threads at once and go for breadth this time. People can vary from thread to thread, and be more or less active, etc
▶ No.115364>>115366
>>115362"Not evil, dark."
But yes.
▶ No.115365>>115369>>115410
>>115363I go by tradition and just use the ones suggested in the thread before:
There were mentions of a Carapacian one, some variation of a Pokemon one, an X-Men one, "Brikwars, /qst/, or MSPFA?" (sorry, you'll have to add pretext for that one too, probably), (you saying) a Mother 3 one, and a Transformers one.

>This might be one of the finals before the board unlocks and I stopI don't want to unlock but I might be motivated to pick up the slack. But it'll be mystery reasons where it tries to identify who is who (I'll say there's about ten users) since I don't have certain capabilities.

Maybe that'd be fun.
How would I do that, again? 
▶ No.115366
>>115364Your daughter's one sick
8ITCH.
▶ No.115368
>>115367Oh, yeah, I legitimately forgor that one, I'm not legitimately petty enough to intentionally omit one.

▶ No.115369>>115370>>115371
>>115365Mystery ones would be funny, I endorse. No rando might get creeped out by being de-anonymized, either
To get the raw stuff you either run it in python, or provide deepseek/gpt (claude will
8ITCH) with the saved thread .html and some guidlines so it doesn't screw up
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
import pandas as pd
# load thread .html
file_path = "/mnt/data/thread130.html"
with open(file_path, "r", encoding="utf-8") as file:
soup = BeautifulSoup(file, "html.parser")
# get posts
posts = soup.find_all("div", class_="post")
# storage
data = []
for post in posts:
# Post number
post_no_elems = post.find_all("a", class_="post_no")
if len(post_no_elems) < 2:
continue
post_no = post_no_elems[1].text.strip()
if not post_no.isdigit():
continue # Ensure post number is numeric
# IP string
ip_elem = post.find("a", class_="ip-link")
ip_address = ip_elem.text.strip() if ip_elem else None
# Body
body_elem = post.find("div", class_="body")
if body_elem:
# Replace post-emoji <img> tags with their title (like "
")
for img in body_elem.find_all("img", class_="post-emoji"):
title = img.get("title", "")
img.replace_with(title)
post_body = body_elem.get_text(separator=" ", strip=True)
else:
post_body = None
# Image filename
filename_elem = post.find("span", class_="postfilename")
post_filename = filename_elem.text.strip() if filename_elem else None
data.append({
"Post No.": int(post_no),
"IP Address": ip_address,
"Post Body": post_body,
"Post Filename": post_filename
})
▶ No.115370>>115371
>>115369That sounds like a lot of work.

▶ No.115371>>115373
>>115370The computer does most of it!
Well, if you ever start missing the exercise, I'll make this searchable for reference.
>>115369Reason baking guide
▶ No.115372
I wonder if there are any isekai that make fun of any of the very specific MMORPGisms… Hm…
▶ No.115373>>115374
>>115371It's all Portuguese to me. But it might just be because I'm basically asleep.
▶ No.115374>>115378
>>115373Well, there's always the DeepDive slopcast, that's pretty painless
▶ No.115375>>115377
>>115363REASON: axis/allied powers in ww2
▶ No.115377>>115392
>>115375Dangerous REASON…

▶ No.115378>>115379
>>115374Have you seen how they turn out if you just plop the .html in?

▶ No.115379>>115380
>>115378No, but those are like 80mb instead of 101kb so I'm highly dubious
▶ No.115380
>>115379Hmph… We'll see… Maybe…

▶ No.115383>>115384
>>115382The 43 year old homunculus
▶ No.115385
I think the girl I had a crush on on Twitter deleted her account. I tried to find her in my following and I couldn't find it.
I reverse-image searched her selfies and nothing came up.
Somehow, I feel like this is my fault.

▶ No.115386>>115387>>115388>>115389>>115571
Art schools
>>115381also
wwould▶ No.115388>>115390
>>115386>also wwouldThought you were talking about my Persona 2 Twitter waifu for a second.
GOOD THING THIS THREAD IS HIDDEN FROM THE PUBLIC.

▶ No.115390>>115391>>115393>>115394>>115395>>115401>>115570
>>115388Megidochan threads are ungoogleable anyway, so unless she's vainsearching on yandex…
Transformers (who are these douchebags?)
Mother 3
FINAL Homestuck (6 threads at once gestalt, so this should be fair as possible)
▶ No.115391
>>115390Actually reading these
>retvrn nostalgiaGPT flops at detecting sarcasm…
▶ No.115392>>115396
>>115377it's the final one for a reason bruddah!
▶ No.115393>>115398
>>115390I knew I'd get Starscream. I was kind of LARPing as him for the last leg of the thread.
>No BlueBuddy in the Transformers when he's one of the only people here who knows it (and I think suggested it)Come on.
>so unless she's vainsearching on yandex…It would just feel wrong to do it in public.

>FassadWE DID A GENERAL MOTHER ONE AND I REMEMBER GETTING FASSAD. FUCK YOU FOR PUTTING ME THROUGH THIS AGAIN.

>Got Vriska again
>Went offline>to become an admin of a Neocities page
>LucasKek
>Eridan Ampora if he read Stormfront and smoked weedHoly shit.

You better do some more of the remaining pile to make up for this. Also, because these are fun and this is meant to be some big bang.


▶ No.115397
>>115395You don't get to complain when you have other #coolpicks

▶ No.115398>>115399
>>115393>Eridan Ampora if he read Stormfront and smoked weedThat one made me kek
>>115395"…"
▶ No.115399
>>115398>That one made me kekWell, are you doing the VVest?

▶ No.115400>>115406
Also, I suppose you should do the kin one (with no prior knowledge) too since it's 6 (six) whole threads. Yes, I'm getting greedy, I know.

I'm kind of scared about 4/13 though and you know, losing you.
▶ No.115403>>115404
>>115401Hit a nerve?

▶ No.115405
>>115404Then don't bring it up, stupid.

▶ No.115406>>115408>>115418
>>115400I won't be gone or anything, just strictly limiting my presence so as to stop being a procrastinator (and NEET)
WWII
▶ No.115407
And no, I did not supply "Portugal coded"
▶ No.115408>>115409
>>115406>Mussolini for fun
I'm excited, you are doing the rest, right?

▶ No.115412>>115414>>115436
>>115410>Carapacian They don't talk
And I think brikwars vs /qst/ vs MSPFA has a high chance of AI hallucination due to gaps in knowledge
>XMEN>Bluebuddy's Transformer>Pokemon Redux ▶ No.115413>>115415
>>115411How about "what accent would this woman speak in?"
▶ No.115414>>115427
>>115412>Got Wolverine instead of a villain>Hate Wolverine, like Cyclops>Me and Aradiadreg fight over Lucas' affections>Shroomer's mom is a whore>That's all I can say for this section to be a funny haha but it's a shame that Blue Buddy is left out AGAIN when he also has probably more vested interested in getting an X-Men than anyone elseIf you're forcing him a Tailgate, force him an X-Men too.
>Lucas gets a super special new type just for him
Also, I counted. We literally don't have a fourth person for the Elite Four. They fucking died.
>They don't talkStutpid, do it anyway.
>And I think brikwars vs /qst/ vs MSPFA has a high chance of AI hallucination due to gaps in knowledgeThat could be fun though. Just give it the limited knowledge you have.

▶ No.115417>>115419
>>115416>Original pic? I'll try it onceYeah, but you have to do the other REASONs too!

>JubileeHe'd love that he got that, lol.

▶ No.115420>>115421
>>115418Too bad you're also a Haitian woman.
▶ No.115425>>115428
>>115423"Give nationalities."
Also, give shekels to AI corps, receive racism commands?

▶ No.115427>>115429
>>115414>Just give it the limited knowledge you haveI tried.
"Why the fuck does it have such a high opinion of Homestuck"
▶ No.115429
>>115427>Chaotic >Literally the only one with an actual rules systemStill some funny lines here though. These will be remembered fondly.

▶ No.115432>>115433
You only have one left to go,
MEX, sir!

▶ No.115434>>115437
>>115433>They're non characters!Tumblrite teenage girl opinion. Give the flagdreg what he wants.

▶ No.115435>>115440
And if anyone else has a REASON they want shat out, feel free.

I think I feel one coming if
MEX is willing.

▶ No.115436>>115439
>>115412I wish I got anyone but IDW Tailgate. Also I wish someone got Swindle
▶ No.115438>>115442
>>115430Charles Barkley sold his soul for this
▶ No.115439>>115442
>>115436Shroomer got Swindle as an alternative.
▶ No.115440>>115448
>>115437>I didn't get AR>Can't distinguish who's from Prospit and who's from Derse>Tries to define what Prospit and Derse areIt's
grim.
>>115435Anyway, "Which comedy isekai are they?"

▶ No.115442>>115444
>>115438It's actually an English penny of William I, but it doesn't look how one would expect
>>115439I find Swindle to be a very interesting character because he's significantly more popular than the rest of the team he combines with. In one episode, Bruticus is defeated and one of the Combaticons dies, so Swindle sells his parts to governments and terrorist organizations for human money he can't use because he's addicted to swindling people.
▶ No.115443
>>115441Hell fucking yeah.

▶ No.115444>>115446
>>115442>I find Swindle to be a very interesting character because he's significantly more popular than the rest of the team he combines with. In one episode, Bruticus is defeated and one of the Combaticons dies, so Swindle sells his parts to governments and terrorist organizations for human money he can't use because he's addicted to swindling people.What a dick.
▶ No.115446>>115447
>>115444>What a dick.That's why people love him
▶ No.115447>>115449
>>115446Transformers but with only the good characters.
▶ No.115450>>115466
>>115448Tell it to get in line for the ones that aren't comedies.
>Shroomer gets Log HorizonShit just isn't fair.

▶ No.115451>>115452
>>115449Post the female Transformers being cute in that comic!

▶ No.115454>>115455
>>115452Is that fem!Starscream and who?
▶ No.115455>>115456
>>115454Slipstream, Nightbird (not even a Transformer) and Black Arachnia
▶ No.115456
>>115455That's what I thought. Something fishy was going on- and Slipstream Wolverining it up.
▶ No.115457>>115459
MEX, can you also filter "weeb" and "weeaboo" to Wolverine while you're at it? Love ya'. You're the best.

▶ No.115464>>115465>>115467
>>115459Wolverine is a massive weeb in the comics due to his backstory. It's one of his most infuriating and simutaneously laughable characteristics.
>>115463Son of a
8ITCH.
▶ No.115465
>>115464*simultaneously
>Didn't even fix my typo
▶ No.115466
>>115450MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX.

▶ No.115468>>115469>>115470
>>115467>Round nose>Noticeable philtrum >Thick bottom lip but not very wide>Round face with pointed chin>High sides of the head>Noticeably, eyes not made (as) comically bigDefinitely Chinese and not Korean. Is this some sort of test? So you do my thing?

▶ No.115469>>115470
>>115468>>High sides of the headForgetting words as a snoozer. My isekai.
▶ No.115471>>115484
Oh, yeah, and you should redo the six (6) kin list with all 6 (six) threads too!

▶ No.115475>>115478
>>115473Mailing your farts to Lucas.
▶ No.115479>>115480>>115481>>115482>>115486
>>115476Kiss Players was a franchise by a lolicon that consisted of a toyline, manga, and radio series that is canon to the Japanese lore of Transformers and GI Joe.
It takes place after the 80s movie and when Galvatron fell out of Unicron, he crashed onto Earth where he caused a giant catastrophe. A scientist lady lost her daughter to the incident and started a project where little girls get inside robots to fight strange Megatron clones called Legion with oozing phallic tongues. The girls have to give life to Transformers by kissing them, hence the name, and also get inside weird robots that eject them naked and covered in goo when they're done.
Scientist lady is doing an evil thing where she wants to sacrifice the little girls to bring her daughter back. Meanwhile you get comedy like Starscream's ghost possessing one of the girls while she's using the bathroom and he didn't know to pull her underwear up. That's Kiss Players.
▶ No.115483
>>115482MY BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
▶ No.115484>>115488
>>115472You Will Never Be An Uncle
>>115471You'll have to provide an ethnic analysis on my own pawn in that case
▶ No.115485>>115487
It's
grim.

▶ No.115488>>115489>>115490
>>115484>You'll have to provide an ethnic analysis on my own pawn in that caseNose is very narrow and short. Comically pointy and that makes the nasal openings very large.
Disregarding Anglo, Germanic, and Scandanavian.
Face is very centralized. The curves of her nostrils are very sharp. I want to say there's Russian and French in her which ultimately guides my one eye to land on "Polish."
You might want to consult with G. Pete and Rudy on this one however.
▶ No.115490>>115491
>>115488Did you want GPT commentary on your self ascription, or whatever it would assign (this 6-thread gestalst one seems a little fixated on sticker stuff, I'll say)
▶ No.115491>>115492
It's a very weird mix of Asian characteristics, idealized European characteristics, and "accidental oopsie" facial features that arise from having this hyper-specific vision for a specific angle for a look for the character that makes her look like the more dysgenic, muddled, and aesthetically unappealing parts of Europe.
>>115490Both! In the opposite order. Maybe you can tell it my analysis after.

▶ No.115493>>115494
>>115492Rorschach connection…

But you're leaving everyone else out!
▶ No.115495>>115496
>>115494Is this you?

▶ No.115496
>>115494>>115495It is. Scary how I could tell…
▶ No.115497>>115498
Uh, do the face thing in the meantime, before the requests.

▶ No.115498
>>115497I dunno if anyone else is as fascinated by AI palm reading as we are, but we'll see

▶ No.115501
>>115500What did he mean by this? Are these porn creatures?
▶ No.115503>>115505
>>115502Actually, nevermind, it's just a different kind of hot and she doesn't look like Fatal Frame Asian perky nose girl anymore.
Also, I forgot that she's not actually Russian. I mean, she could be, ethnically and that's what makes her disguise work better but. Russia is a big place.
Also, anal tears and breast implants. Disgusting!

▶ No.115505>>116281
>>115502>>115503Though if Eva is ethnically Russian that means Snake and Liquid are too, what now, Roxykitten?
▶ No.115507
>>115504I've sent you down a terrible rabbithole.
▶ No.115509>>115510>>115536
>>115508You've said this already.
▶ No.115510>>115511>>115536
>>115509I don’t think I did.
▶ No.115511>>115513
>>115510Yes, you most certainly did. I don't know if you're being coy here or not.
▶ No.115513>>115515
>>115511I most certainly don’t care.
▶ No.115515>>115516
>>115513Then why dispute it? Shut the fuck up.
▶ No.115516>>115518
>>115515Stop derailing everything I post to make the conversation about me and then blame me for it.
▶ No.115518>>115522
>>115516Yes, sorry to derail your epic repeat of a buttlust post, jackass. You contribute so much to this board; I'd really like to see your community growth efforts elsewhere.
▶ No.115520>>115521
>>115514It tells you why "Search query too broad"
But a space inside the quote and it won't get as many results
▶ No.115522>>115524
>>115518>stop lusting after buttsAt least I don’t try to stick my penis inside them like a fucking animal.
▶ No.115524>>115526
>>115522The only appropriate response to something this fucking absurd and inane:

▶ No.115525
>>115523Why use quotes if I need to double specify the parameters of before-and-after? I wanted "bum": bum so if I have to put in " bum " to get: bum.
TERRIBLE!

▶ No.115526>>115527>>115528
>>115524No one is going to pat you on the shoulder for not liking butts.
▶ No.115527>>115529
>>115526You are beyond stupid.
▶ No.115528
>>115526That's the thing… he does.
▶ No.115529
>>115527YOU LOOK LIKE A STUPID
▶ No.115530>>115532
I made it to 3PM. This is an #EpicMoMWin

▶ No.115531>>115533
Several Homestuck characters have big butts and can twerk.
▶ No.115532
>>115530Yeah it will count as turning in early soon, instead of staying up late
▶ No.115535
>>115534How does he do it? Everytime?
▶ No.115537>>115538>>115542
>>115536"someone"

▶ No.115539
>>115538That's not the ambiguity here.
▶ No.115540
>>115538Now we just need Araneadreg to enlist that BUM! picture as more definitive proof that Aranea could out-twerk Vriska and the circle will be complete.
▶ No.115542
>>115536>>115537It was always meant to be said, but hadn't been…
▶ No.115543>>115544
Your site sucks,
MEX.

▶ No.115544>>115545
>>115543Is 502 back or something?
▶ No.115545>>115553
>>115544Searching is just a hassle for a million reasons. We all know he's not above repeating himself.

▶ No.115547
>>115546Fart in the car.

▶ No.115550
Nancy kills Sluggo with the wendigo (2018)
▶ No.115551
>>115549Where's the fart?

▶ No.115553>>115554
>>115545Claiming any part of vichan as "mine" feels like a stretch

▶ No.115556>>115557
>>115555Eh…… Fix your shit.

▶ No.115557
>>115556"Fixing" vichan's search function is nowhere near my list of priorities or desires
▶ No.115563>>115564>>115568>>115626
>>115561Remember when people used image boards to be creative and post porn and stuff?
▶ No.115564>>115565>>115567
>>115563What are you talking about? That never went away
▶ No.115565>>115566>>115568
>>115564Yes, it did, and now you get soyjak smugging at you about the fall of Rome, like anyone cares.
▶ No.115566
>>115565Definitely better than your type of shit.
▶ No.115567>>115569
>>115564Yeah, /hsg/ is just filled with drawdregs. (Big Lie)
▶ No.115568
>>115563>>115565"It's just a soy repost." (Though why here, why now, I couldn't tell ya)
Most of the porn-focused chans are still shambling along with a handful of the faithful, aren't they? BBW-chan, pregchan, sturdychan, etc… What's changed is that the wider internet has shifted not necessarily against smut, but toward corralling it into fenced-off containment zones.
Speaking only from my own tunnel vision here, but HSG used to have random porn dumps and lewd drawdregs all the time. Now, younger Western zoomers have an almost instinctive 'ick' reaction to a lot of it, and the flood of thirdworlders onboarded by mobile have lent this kind of "what are you, a tactless Indian peasant?" flavor to sudden hornyposting.
So porn is left feeling crass in a "public" space. Not that it wasn't always pretty crass, now it feels unacceptably so instead of merely cheeky.
▶ No.115569
>>115567"We're adherents of the written word" (lol)
being a pure textboard would solve all kinds of problems, though
▶ No.115571>>115572
>>115386>tfw I don't get into art schoolGuess I'll have to go another route…
▶ No.115572
>>115571Good catch lmao

▶ No.115575>>115629
Interesting details emerge over time about the beginning of the war, about the identity of the Donetsk miners who took uniforms and weapons from a military store and rebelled for the rights of Russian-speaking people. It turns out that the commander of the separate special forces battalion ‘Khan’ of the 1st Corps of the DNR, created. 2014-i, was a cadre Russian paratrooper officer Vitaly Sukuyev, who was killed by the Ukrainian Armed Forces in 2024. It was Sukuyev who had the call sign ‘Khan’. It was the battalion ‘Khan’ together with a unit of the 5th Tank Brigade of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation captured the village of Logvinovo on 8.02.2015, which soon forced the Ukrainian troops to retreat from Debaltsevo. And then Sukuev continued his career in the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, became the commander of a paratrooper regiment, colonel, and was eliminated no longer in this position. It turned out that the Russian army had been bombing Donbas for 8 years, that it was the Russian army that unleashed the war in 2014, and that it was the Russian military, not the residents of Donbas, who were the commanders and the core of all military formations in Donbas from the very beginning.
▶ No.115578
>>115576It drags on…
But yes,
grim gets a special autocolor
▶ No.115581
>>115579Better than le shota one, but I like the masochist pervert and his fanged robe
▶ No.115582>>115584
I hope Disgaea 8 fixes things
▶ No.115584
>>115582One thing they really need to add back is the Special Combos in 3, shit was so cash
▶ No.115591>>115592>>115601>>115628
Those better not be AI. That would really pii22 me off.
▶ No.115600
>>115586I'll make this one into a banner, for sure
▶ No.115601
>>115591>>115594Respect cavedorks
▶ No.115604
gemini plays pokemon being so much further ahead than claude plays pokemon is kinda funny
▶ No.115606
>>115605I don't read Homestuck, I read REALstuck.
▶ No.115608
>>115602Dev troubles, or something else? This weeks feels very liminal for me, to lean on a memetarded phrasing
▶ No.115609
>>115605Remove arms and stuff them in chest
▶ No.115613
>>115612She likes knives (only in the context of cutting pie)
▶ No.115614>>115621
>>115611Imagine showing this to someone back in 2013 and saying it's a real Tatsuya Ishida comic
▶ No.115615>>115634>>115643
>>115597Remember when someone made a Rose edit of "that" Ankha flash
▶ No.115617
>>115611I'm PBFing hard on "MKTHA!"

▶ No.115618>>115619
Today GPT's webUI hit me with a blurb about improved memory in pulling from previous chats, so maybe it's just as well to stop. Lest things get more rote
▶ No.115619
>>115618This makes it into a helper nag from hell, actually. Once it knows you're working on something, it ties that back into every topic.
▶ No.115620>>115645
when are you supposed to shower? waking up, before work, after work, before bed, or multiple times a day?
▶ No.115621>>115633
>>115614It’s kind of laughable to me that anyone finds these comics seriously engaging.
▶ No.115622
Can someone AI-generate a comic where Vylet Pony is performing Antonymph live and gets perforated by like 5000 bullets?
▶ No.115625>>115646
>>115561Things are meant to die.
▶ No.115626
>>115563>be creative>and post pornFucking pick one. There's a certain reason why porn posting is thriving. It's like the only thing posted on /b/.
Face it, porn is the part of the cancer killing imageboards. It's all porn, politi式神ing, and gay ops. Base desires for dopamine and LE HATE. How the fuck do you rationalize porn, sexuality, as being some constructive force for social spaces? Especially if you're not using it in a Freudian way because CIGAR MAN BAD.
▶ No.115629>>115639
>>115575MEX doesn't care.
▶ No.115632
>>115602Many such cases with gooners.
▶ No.115633
>>115611Now Jews are being portrayed as coat-tailing gremlins with this visual metaphor. Contemplate that when paired with all the other visual metaphors about Jews.
>>115621Nobody does, they just agree
▶ No.115635
>>115624Visual samejoke. Also, that's not how fucking robots work, shut the fuck up.
Do you know how hard it is to make bubbles? With a machine? What a waste of fucking time. Legitimately one of the worst #robotideas from this neverending arc. You would think O.J has some experience with this shit, maybe she's slightly younger than we thought- you think she'd know the robot meta or fucking something. I see no reason that this has gone on for so long otherwise if it's not some vague memory we're sort of bruteforcing remodeling that into "inspiration."
▶ No.115636>>115638>>115656>>115669>>115688
I thought about Homestuck last night and how the time travel was very likely meant to facilitate dying a bunch of times as a joke on how many times you die in adventure games like the ill-begotten life mechanic in Problem Sleuth. (We're still up in the air on whether Hu¢¢ie actually has any notable experience with that but whatever.)
What I don't get is that there's barely even an attempt at this in the comic proper. This all comes back to Davesprite being the first moment of a person time-traveling in the comic and it being so fucking weird. But then we have the Dave being killed by SS which you would think would be a start to something or have some sort of significance- but it doesn't. And its timeline is sort of just completely forgotten about and not explored like Davesprite's though you would think the FADING would occur. Now, this was was when user suggestions were still a thing but, why do it? Why not just shut him down in the million ways you've shut down other requests? The greatest part about all of this is that it serves as a justification for Dave to think "ok maybe i shouldnt use my time travel" which we get a complete fucking rerun of in Act 5 Act 2. Real character growth. Dave definitely was spinning his fucking wheels the second he sliced up those puppets.
Moreover, it seems like Hu¢¢ie just didn't give a fuck on writing about doomed timelines or directly showing one save the retcon. Why? I'm guessing it's because everything would feel like a repeat of Davesprite but lesser because you started off with a time-traveler giving the capability to time travel and a huge, ambiguous [INFO BOOST] to Rose. Everything else would feel redundant. So why the fuck did he make the first one like this in the first place? Why did he make only one character capable of time travel (until he wasn't one because reasons)? I'm guessing it all comes down to the "Dave in three persons" allegory but then Hu¢¢ie gives up and the comic is stuck being Dave-centric with all this deadweight and missed opportunities born from one

Also, I was wondering legitimately, does Rose's ability to timeline hope constitute more of a Seer of Light or Witch of Space's territory. I would say it's the latter. Let me explain why. Remember how Prospit and Derse were, initially, portrayed as these transitional worlds between the game and the world outside of it (or rather created by it) and that they exist pre-entry? Let's say, the Kid's houses/planets and the Battlefield? There's a lot in the earlier Acts (and some in the later Acts) that imply that the dream planets are place where a sort of multiversal subconscious is present through Horrorterror whispers and Skaian clouds (again, this distinction is later shafted over to The Veil/The Medium) Rose's ability to memoryhop into her dreamself being a Seer of Light thing only makes sense with a conceptualization of the Alpha Timeline that's only fully established by Act 6.
I read it more as Rose being able to MANIPULATE her understanding through a shared atemporal SPACE. And she can't do this with DD Dave because lolololol, IDC- the rationale for why is loose and stupid. But let's say that this is a fundamental thing that a Time and Space player can do if a Time player leaves their timeline and is then doomed to die somehow (which is established fairly(?) early), this memory trick. That would be a fairly neat combo and actually explain why the game requires both of them. Oh, yeah, froghunting is important but that's not Time and Space, that's a Knight and Space, and Dave just happens to be two of the most important things, LOL. In the current incarnation of Homestuck, "a creation mythos with lots of time travel", what the fuck is a Space player needed for other than FUCKING FROGS (which we write in to include an arbitrary class as being necessary because

) Nothing. They're fundamentally system agnostic when they're supposed to be one of the two structurally integral classes- in reality, that's more Time and Light because he fucking changed the definition of Space and Light on a whim and the comic never really recovered from that.
I refuse to believe any subsequent developments with time travel, Mythological Roles, and character development didn't stem from petty, dumb reasons- finding writing doomed timelines boring, not knowing how to write timetravel and not wanting to keep track of it, not knowing how to properly write the INFORMATIONCREEP around Rose (even though I presumed this would be her arc- that she would become exasperated and burnt out from all of it), and really, to some extent a grudge against Rose in general and inability to give up anything Dave-related for anyone else (I'm imagining Hu¢¢ie subconsciously going- "Rose gets burnt out with all the Doomed Timeline stuff? Shouldn't it be Dave who has to see his dead self over and over again? Can't have my cake and eat it too- this time! Dave is prioritized, as always, indubitably, otherwise it'd be redundant or something. Nothing in Homestuck is redundant"

)
▶ No.115637
>>115583Can't stop winning.
▶ No.115642>>115647
>>115641You never commented on the idea so I'm assuming you're deliberately avoiding it.

▶ No.115645
>>115620After you masturbate
▶ No.115646>>115649
>>1156255000 year chinese history though ;B
▶ No.115647>>115650
>>115642I don't think you've ever explicitly laid out this proposal on hsg, so don't go reading into it.
▶ No.115649
>>115646What did he
GREEN by this?
▶ No.115650
>>115647We've implied it very strongly.

▶ No.115652>>115654
>>115644My sister's first word was
milk…
▶ No.115653>>115655
>>115648Dunno seems thin. Anthology series are fun and all, but I'd want them to be horror or sci-fi or something novel instead of cynical shit that spits on marriage for vicarious thrills (
wwomen alarm).
I've said this before, but I honestly don't read/watch enough NTR to even consider myself an authorit. I'm mostly just closely following Yasagure Kitsuenjo because the scriptwriter has such a self-chidingly wistful nature, alongwith a strong command of pathos (what is cute, why does that hurt) and irony (all three flavors).
▶ No.115655>>115657
>>115653>MEX backtracking again
Redeem Shitcker, sar.
▶ No.115656>>115658
>>115636For a Knight, Dave's resolution not to time travel can definitely be read like a selfish "
i cant even" for something that gets portrayed as measured mature power, personal growth, etc.
A Knight should be self-sacrificing, not self-centered. As written, it comes across like another case of him "holding back" for the sake of keeping the lid on things and projecting infallibility.
If he'd decided to stop after seeing how it effects his friends negatively: Rose being overwhelmed by the infodumps, John growing more flippant about mortality,
GREEN despairing every time, that would feel like a proper guardianship.
▶ No.115657>>115659
>>115655Backtracking on what?
▶ No.115658>>115663
>>115656>If he'd decided to stop after seeing how it effects his friends negatively: Rose being overwhelmed by the infodumps, John growing more flippant about mortality, GREEN despairing every timeAnd there are traces of that in the comic with how John treats Davesprite,
grimdark Rose, and (very early)
GREEN trying to challenge Skaia so why Hu¢¢ie didn't go this route is ???
▶ No.115662
>>115659Whie I am ever a sensitive, patient, softspoken herbivore, I don't want to be a
raremanold. Nor do think I ought to be.
It might take some creative output to convince others of this.
▶ No.115663>>115665
>>115658Because Homestuck was always about Vriska being a badass
8ITCH over everything else rofl xD
Yeah I'm starting to lean into your intentional sabotage for his inner circle theory
▶ No.115665
>>115663>Yeah I'm starting to lean into your intentional sabotage for his inner circle theoryAgain, it started with Act 3.

▶ No.115666>>115671
>>115664New REASON?

▶ No.115667>>115668
>>115660It was funny, sure, given how the scripts of NTR slop usually work out, but I decided to stop conflating kindness with weakness.
The world needs more kind people, wouldn't you agree?

▶ No.115668>>115670
>>115667>The world needs more kind people, wouldn't you agree?Stay away from the weed, dude. Shit makes you gay.
▶ No.115669
>>115636*experience with adventure games
▶ No.115670>>115675
>>115668It's been like two weeks. Actually, I think I'll skip 4/13 and hold off until 4/20
▶ No.115671>>115672>>115673
>>115666Only if this thread clears before 4/13 somehow.
Also, I brought this up last night, but GPT's newly improved cross-chat memory would throw a spanner in future REASON reads, since it already has an impression formed of the cast
Here's what a fresh chat says about "me", for example

▶ No.115672
>>115671>Only if this thread clears before 4/13 somehow.That'd be on schedule though.

▶ No.115673>>115674
>>115671Mine devolved into corpotalk.
Why does yours sound like Xillenial Hussmeiser?

▶ No.115674>>115680
>>115673"I don't know."
It did finally have an exciting career suggestion for me, though, drafter/editor/tonekeeper for personality and dialog of AI assistants and self-care bots (gynoids, I assume)
▶ No.115675>>115676
>>115670Every time I eat weed, I just feel like I’m poisoning myself.
▶ No.115676>>115678
>>115675My first experience with some cannabutter a friend made was very disorienting (if memorable).
With the slowed time perception, I could feel my brain cycling through this kind of routine nervous system check, and it felt like I was being reprogrammed by a malevolent AI god searching back through the future for a vessel.
From there, I spiraled into paranoia that all LCD monitors were alters to this AI that we're unwittingly dedicating our souls and time too, etc.
I can see how teenage guys go schizo from w33d, and it did scare me off for a good couple years.
Now I use extract to measure how much I'm ingesting, so I mostly get contemplative or a little talkative.
▶ No.115678>>115679
>>115676I took 25 milligrams my first time, and it was the weaker side-brand stuff, so it was manageable, but crazy at first. I still remember waiting for it to hit, thinking all was well, then feeling that absolute mindfuck as it ballooned out into my brain and I basically saw one dimension higher for the first time. After I settled into it, it was the best and most productive moment I’d had in a decade and it killed all my fears and problems in their tracks, and it was all stolen away once I was a few days sober hence. I really thought I had it. I’ve been pushing in spite of my fear just to honor that feeling.
▶ No.115679
>>115678
It feels like I've had some killer ideas on it, but nothing impactful that I've implemented yet.
Whatever mindset w33d excites in me is a lot more credulous, so that part actually is very useful for ~believing in yourself~ and intuiting stuff (which even if it's wrong, I don't care so much).
Wouldn't want to do it in mixed company though, too risky.
▶ No.115680
>>115674>self-care bots (gynoids, I assume)Companion 2 leaked.
▶ No.115681
>>115677Why in parentheses?
▶ No.115683>>115684
I go "VGH BLUNDERFAIL" every time I'm reminded of Okidogi
▶ No.115687
>>115685LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, RUSSIA.

▶ No.115688
>>115636*The Veil
Don't see why I wrote */The Medium" there.
▶ No.115689>>115691>>115692
turkey might be more unhinged than i imagined
and yes i say this with full knowledge of what he's done here
▶ No.115690
>>115686AI retained a good opinion of Homestuck by hallucinating over the excesses
▶ No.115691>>115693
>>115689Did he do something? I'll check the plaza thread
▶ No.115692>>115696
>>115689Legitimately frightening unless you have some gaps I don't.

▶ No.115693>>115694
>>115691yeah his little thread more than doubled in size with his ramblings
at least he gave the hint of finally fucking off from the place, hopefully he sticks true to it
▶ No.115694
>>115693He made those "this is the last you'll hear of me" declarations weekly it felt like.
Man, reading all that…

I really am sorry form spreading the misfortune. It kind of feels irresponsible to have him target more sites, so maybe no more moon locks after that first one.
▶ No.115697
>>115695DQII theme is actually in my projects folder, Moonbrooke = Rose and Dog Moonbrooke =
GREENThat's actually a very appropriate theme for 4/13, I'll finish it
▶ No.115698
>>115695"All things live in three / But in the four merry they be"
▶ No.115702
>>115700In Greek mythology, Calypso (/kəˈlɪpsoʊ/; Ancient Greek: Καλυψώ, romanized: Kalupsō, lit. 'she who conceals')[1] was a nymph who lived on the island of Ogygia, where, according to Homer's Odyssey, she detained Odysseus for seven years against his will. She promised Odysseus immortality if he would stay with her, but Odysseus preferred to return home. Eventually, after the intervention of the other gods, Calypso was forced to let Odysseus go.
▶ No.115703>>115705
>>115701>from the pixel artist of Celestesay no more. im preorderin'
▶ No.115704>>115707>>115709
>>115696He's made allusions to murdering people before so this isn't took shocking.
▶ No.115705>>115708
>>115703
We need a better sticker for insulting you.
▶ No.115706>>115713
I'm seeing now. Cut GREEN out. Have John corresponding with Jake. He's the mysterious one that seems to know more than he lets on + made the bunny. It sounds like he's going to play with them, but circumstances lead to John having to close the loop to save Dave's life. Then later we find out the truth and there's no Jane and the remaining alpha kids just suck less too hopefully.
▶ No.115707>>115710>>115712
>>115704i assume he's larping for internet tough guy points, along with the drug trafficking tidbit
that's the charitable reading of course– i don't think there's anything more pathetic than bragging about degeneracy like this
▶ No.115708>>115714
>>115705
i found one for you
▶ No.115709
>>115704Indeed. I wasn't being disingenuous when I told him that he brings an underworld flavor I've never really encountered online before. I was being diplomatic, yes, but I don't have any reason to lie here.
Still, the less of him the better.
▶ No.115710>>115721
>>115707>along with the drug trafficking tidbitHe told me similar things in private and gets insulted if you say he's using and talks about how long he's been off hard drugs.
▶ No.115712
>>115707I doubt he personally did it
▶ No.115713
>>115706Even in my radical rewrite, I wouldn't get rid of Jade.
I'd axe Jane instead. ▶ No.115714
>>115708Doesn't insult your particular demographic.
▶ No.115715>>115718
Perhaps I should actually write a "three kids, no trolls" adventure
▶ No.115718>>115720
>>115715"But he never would."

▶ No.115720
>>115718It is a fun idea but ultimately I have bigger fish to fry… Maybe. Realistically, I channel this into something I can actually make money on.
▶ No.115721>>115723
>>115710i can believe the drug abuse part. his childhood seems fucked enough already
▶ No.115723>>115724
>>115721He's also a drug trafficker and murderer.
▶ No.115726>>115729>>115739
>>115725It sounds like one of his infinite spinning plates might eventually do it for us

I dunno how to even make that complaint "Uh, there's this crazy dude in Istanbul… 5'7", 250lbs, sews chains into his hoodies"
▶ No.115729>>115733
>>115726>I dunno how to even make that complaint "Uh, there's this crazy dude in Istanbul… 5'7", 250lbs, sews chains into his hoodies"We can find the real doxx. I don't like doxxing but he's, you know.
▶ No.115734>>115735
>>115731That's my comedy isekai you haughty
8ITCH ▶ No.115735>>115736
>>115734Did it have to be "le liminal" though?
▶ No.115736>>115737
>>115735Devs need money too…

▶ No.115737>>115738
>>115736It could have just been porn. That always sells. For some reason.
▶ No.115738>>115741
>>115737How about a feminist horror flick about people finding the backrooms, escaping, hosting a party in it, and then main character getting
DIAPd and impregnated by something between human and backworlder…
Zoomer Alien
a24, hire meeee
▶ No.115739>>115740>>115743
>>115726> 5'7", 250lbsFatty lol.
▶ No.115740>>115744
>>115739It's all just roid muscle.
▶ No.115741
>>115738Could be perceived as racist. Yikes, sweaty.

▶ No.115743>>115744
Seeing a true and honest villain like this in action is making me reflect on how our decisions ripple out from ourselves, visiting wreckage on people that we've never even met.
>>115739It's ROIDBULK
▶ No.115744>>115745
>>115740>>115743How does this nigga keep getting worse the more I hear about him?
▶ No.115745>>115750
>>115744Because he's terrible? There's a reason why we had to bunker down.

▶ No.115747>>115748
>>115746Oh, wait, that's a real thing, smart past-me, stupid present-me.

▶ No.115749
>>115748What's your favorite part of Pataphysics, troomo?
▶ No.115750
>>115745Yes, but as result he's now stalking some woman off twitter instead.
If you still happen to read these threads, Marz, I'm very sorry. It does seem like he wants "her" to read his postings later, so deleting them does deny that function, but could also lead to him tarding out on a fresh jihad. Ugh again
▶ No.115751>>115756
Wait,
MEX, idiot, do you really not start new chats when using ChatGPT for different topics?

▶ No.115756>>115758
>>115751Of course I do. It noticeably starts phoning in the responses once the contextual load gets too much to bear.
Here, I'll run it again for a demonstrtion. "My GPT is personalized"
Man that's fruity. No more

▶ No.115758>>115759
>>115756"That seems like a bad idea and you've now seemed to have realized that."

▶ No.115759>>115761
>>115758"What is that? Realized what?"
▶ No.115761>>115762
>>115759Stuffing all your ChatGPTs into one chat, duh.
▶ No.115762>>115765
>>115761I've never done that. I doubt anyone does, the splash screen is a new chat interface to begin with.
▶ No.115764>>115789
>>115760Variant: Steam aristocrat Rose.

▶ No.115767>>115768
>>115766Then why does mine talk differently…?

▶ No.115768>>115769
>>115767Are you a plus user? Cross-chat memory might be paywalled

▶ No.115769>>115770
>>115768No? I just have it connected to my Google account.

▶ No.115770>>115771
>>115769
You have a monthly tugboat right? Might as well pay your digital secretary.

▶ No.115771>>115772
>>115770No? It's free?

▶ No.115772>>115773
>>115771Do you use it for spitballing B&S ideas? If you're trying to have the AI synergize across multiple fronts (and give flowery e-handjobs, apparently), I think it's worth the 20/month
▶ No.115773>>115774
>>115772>Do you use it for spitballing B&S ideas?No?
And no…?

▶ No.115774>>115776
>>115773Notebook LLM, then? Personally, I think that one gets confused way more.
▶ No.115776
>>115774>Notebook LLM, then? Personally, I think that one gets confused way more.Yes and yes.
▶ No.115778
>>115777>>115722It actually reinforces megidochan's (ideal) "themes" perfectly, like slamming low culture into something ancient, but being careful of the fit
▶ No.115779>>115780>>115821
Car cat homu snuck in there somehow, but sure she can stay
▶ No.115782>>115822
>>115781He's got the 怨霊 shorts
▶ No.115783
you call me BARKBEAST,
but you flinch
when i whine.
you call me man,
but you wince
when i weep.
you said “reluctantly,”
but I heard the sneer.
▶ No.115785
I reinstalled KSP a couple days ago, but I didn't bother actually playing it.
▶ No.115787>>115788>>115790
two days until the funny number
▶ No.115789>>115792
>>115764Hey, isn't that the guy who's funding the new Garou game?
▶ No.115790
>>115787You mean nine days.
▶ No.115792>>115794
>>115789Is SNK big in Dubai? I can see those guys splurging on a huge private arcade with checkerboard tile floor and RGB trim
▶ No.115794>>115796
>>115792I've heard SNK is owned by the prince of Saudi Arabia since 2022, no wonder it's so popular in other middle-eastern countries such as Dubai.

▶ No.115795>>115796
I was making a joke, but yes, SNK is now owned by the Saudis, which is why Ronaldo and Ganacci are even in the game.
▶ No.115796
>>115795>>115794One of the more benign things to for them to spend a fortunes, so who am I to object

▶ No.115797>>115799
I’m going to be at Anime Boston and Pax East this year. If anyone from Megidochan wants to find me and call me a cyberjock in public, they’re welcome to try.
▶ No.115799>>115800
>>115797>bostonIt'd be perfect timing, had I the transportation

▶ No.115800>>115801
>>115799You, uh, live here?
▶ No.115801
>>115800MA? No, but not impossibly far away
▶ No.115803>>115804
>>115802Goodbye, Becky!
…you…beautiful cinnamon roll.
*sluuurp*
▶ No.115807
Also, if someone finds me at either convention, we can probably go to a showing of Chicken Jockey and throw popcorn.
▶ No.115812
>>115811DC girls is cute. There’s a nice comic on Hypnohub where she blasts Batgirl.
▶ No.115813>>115814
WHERE'S THE SWITCH 2 PREORDERS, EGGMAN
▶ No.115818>>115826
>>115817Jewish lemmings a cute!
▶ No.115819>>115827
@MEX, or maybe Tavrisprite preferable? can you pls do the REASON of "Aeon Flux" cartoon or even "12oz mouse"?
Not sure second one even have this many characters
▶ No.115820>>115837>>115848
Hey @MEX can I get another Transformer from GPT since everyone else got an alternative?
▶ No.115822>>115840
>>115782Don't "people" call this young

swag?
▶ No.115823
>>115798Wow, he's literally me.
▶ No.115825
>>115808>that doesn't wear pants for some reasonRose would never, ever wear pants is why.
▶ No.115827>>115834
>>115819>maybe Tavrisprite preferableHuh? What?
▶ No.115828>>115829
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vZFaoZlStqAWhy are
wwomen factually, actually, unironically, legitimately, seriously like this?
▶ No.115829
>>115828God did that to make them easier to live with. Just give them food and their problems look like nothing
▶ No.115831
>>115830Reminds me of my Cheerleader Rose that I never got around to making.
▶ No.115834>>115835
>>115827You haven't visited last thread, don't you?
▶ No.115836
>>115832>>115833There's even a tentacle connection
▶ No.115837>>115839
>>115820Let me log in to see who you are
▶ No.115839>>115848
>>115837It's the one guy who'd care about Transformers, come on, dumpass.

▶ No.115840>>115842
>>115822Classic Trickster overreach. John should have a triforce shirt if Realstuck ever updates, though
▶ No.115841>>115845
>>115838"Fans are showing WhatPumpkin what robot Rose SHOULD have looked like."
▶ No.115842
>>115840>John should have a triforce shirt if Realstuck ever updates, thoughIt would make them foam at the mouth. Have him start lifting weights in the very next page.
▶ No.115845
>>115841Also, even though Homestuck^2 is shit, I hope they take Candy!Rose and make her grow out her hair in typical retard fashion of "This how you know they arc"
It'd just be fun to get art of Rose with long hair is the simple reason.
▶ No.115847
>>115843IT'S KINO.
But remember, she wears an undershirt. And I don't know if I want you to try the one joke I have in mind because it's risky.
▶ No.115850
>>115848Wow, I got Billy!
▶ No.115851
>>115849The Roses are blooming today.

▶ No.115854>>115856>>115857>>115906
>>115902
Just the tuck up you kisser.

Your opinion is bad and you must feel bad

▶ No.115855
>>115852This is the iconic Billy scene. Recommended viewing for all who enjoy Hong Kong English dubs
▶ No.115856>>115858>>115865>>115867
>>115854That didn't happen yet…
Here's Aeon Flux
▶ No.115857>>115865
>>115854Who on God's green Earth are you quoting?

▶ No.115858>>115861
>>115856RoW might be dead.
▶ No.115860
@
MEX, pls, make America gre… I meant reply to the furure post would link to it right as this exact future post appears

It's
vvery important
▶ No.115861>>115862
>>115858There was a Messenger related incident
▶ No.115862
>>115861It was a French-related incident.
▶ No.115863>>115878
>Mr Pibb is also red'OVE ME RED SODA, SIMPLE AS.

▶ No.115865
>>115856>That didn't happen yet…Yet, indeed
>>115857>Who on God's green Earth are you quotingYou will see

▶ No.115866
>>115864She can probably use the stockings.
▶ No.115867>>115868
>>115856> Bambara a me> Not MoMThe
glub?

I'm insulted

▶ No.115868>>115876
>>115867I don't see why you think I'd be Bambara when you're not in speaking your native tongue.
▶ No.115872
>>115869That second one is just hilarious.
▶ No.115875
>>115873I like its glisten. Not her default outfit though.
She's probably unironically around her, for the joke.
▶ No.115876>>115877
>>115868He's aggressive and destructive meatcan that laughing doing violence. That's MoMish.
Vice versa, Trevore is a coldminded trickster leaded by his own mysterious yet strict logically motivating ideas, who seem never act in violence and anger nor saying sonerhing about it
▶ No.115877
>>115876World's biggest Russian Aeon Flux fan.

▶ No.115878
>>115863Learned that my local Taco Bell™ carries Mr. Pibb.
I think I will enjoy the unique flavor of beloved Mr. Pibb more often.
▶ No.115880
>>115879This cyber succubus looks awfully familiar. Though I guess the title is fitting since she turned an entire generation into robo
glubers.
▶ No.115881>>115882>>115884
>MEX added another glubing filter nobody wanted
Let me check this. Kike.
▶ No.115882>>115883
>>115881glubing
cull yourselves,
CHITINSTALKless
BARKBEASTs
▶ No.115883>>115955
>>115882What about the
PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNY?

▶ No.115884>>115885
>>115881What do you mean "nobody", when I was literally asking for it?
▶ No.115887>>115889
>>115885In the future. It's like you've never saw Fruity
homosexual Factory chat from Howmstooqeu
▶ No.115888>>115891
>>115886Has lines THOUGH.
▶ No.115889
>>115887Stutpid.

▶ No.115890>>115894>>116071
Hey @
MEXCan you please make a new wordfilter? I think autocorrect FUСK to GLUB would be funny. Even funnier it'll be if КILL would becaming CULL in Feferi colours.

▶ No.115891>>115892
>>115888Found other boobs at a cheaper price. I think Bouquet might unironically be a medium in this world because large is comically huge
▶ No.115892
>>115891>I think Bouquet might unironically be a medium in this world because large is comically hugeYeah, that was the joke I was running with.

▶ No.115894>>115896>>115899
>>115890Say no more!

▶ No.115896
>>115894MEX, I'm going to
glubing
cull you.

▶ No.115897>>115898
>>115895Nothing will fit around that
▶ No.115898
>>115897Oh, that's true.

▶ No.115899
>>115894See? That's how team works

Thanks, le friende moi

▶ No.115900>>115901>>115902
>>115893Illustrative kyonyuu vs bakunyuu
Site?
▶ No.115902>>115854>>115906
>>115900>Illustrative kyonyuu vs bakunyuu I don't speak Japanese.
▶ No.115904>>115908
>>115903These look more like FAT BASTARD than preggers to me though I'm not an expert of pregnancy.
▶ No.115906
And
now on you people can see what I meant here
>>115854Just look at him
>>115902There he is!
What a tool.
▶ No.115907
>>115905You should get them.
▶ No.115908>>115909>>115910>>115914
>>115903>>115904Does it come in grey?
▶ No.115909
>>115908What did he mean by this?

▶ No.115910
>>115908You could just paint it grey with some primer or something. I'm sure that would work fine
▶ No.115911>>115912>>115913>>115917
Now I'm just think of a Mr. Pibb Margarita…

▶ No.115914>>115919
>>115908Also if you're wanting something like what the Kubel Viscaria artist guy uses for reference, that's an SH Figuarts body
▶ No.115916
>>115915These are all the things of the world.
▶ No.115918>>115920
>>115917Authentic to what?

▶ No.115919
>>115914>>115915>$BUY with no price>109 buckshmm mayhbe
▶ No.115920>>115923
>>115918It's not a real mexican cocktail unless you use mtn dew baja blast at least
▶ No.115922
>>115921He's your guide. Off the glimmer of the card, you will find what you're truly looking for.
▶ No.115923
>>115920I mean, I got a Big Red one from a Tex-
MeX place. And that place, I think, is certainly slightly closer to VGH TRVE Mexican food than Taco Bell.
▶ No.115924>>115932
RETVRN TO MEHEECO
▶ No.115925>>115926>>115927
Also I want some real garbage drinks right now like Fresca or pamplemousse La Croix
▶ No.115926
>>115925zomg cheapies
I wish GNS still printed amazon funnybucks for me every month…
▶ No.115927
>>115925Are you gay?

▶ No.115928>>115929>>115930
I wanna read Popeye… Why do they gotta make it so difficult
▶ No.115929>>115931>>115937
>>115928LOST MEDIA??
Also

▶ No.115930>>115937
>>115928Anti-Spinach coalition. The American government is reeling after their disinfo campaign and have turned to spite.
▶ No.115931>>115934
>>115929I can't read Japanese.
▶ No.115933
>>115932You can't just say that, gringo.

▶ No.115934>>115936
>>115931""I see, so you desire Kubel's true love disease…!!""
▶ No.115937>>115938
>>115929>>115930Seriously though…
▶ No.115938>>115940
>>115937Didn't you see old episodes on Boomerang or is this a false memory?
▶ No.115939
>>115936The next game is unrelated. There was a tweet saying he checking the circle email for the first time in a while, so maybe my or other fan's rants were heard
▶ No.115940>>115942
>>115938I don't know what this is supposed to mean, but I'm talking about the comics.
▶ No.115941>>115943>>115944
John Egbert (#1 Nic Cage fan) when he sees a Mexican:

▶ No.115942
>>115940I read "read" as "watch."
▶ No.115943
>>115941This is why him and Roxy didn't work out.


▶ No.115945>>115946
John and GREEN are hispanic and Dave nd Rose are jewish
▶ No.115951
>>115948Saturn day

▶ No.115952>>115953
John meeting Eclipsa Butterfly and being told to do gay stuff with Princess Marco
does his love for doing what girls say overcome his revulsion
▶ No.115953>>115954
>>115952God, go back to /co/, holy shit.

▶ No.115954>>115956
>>115953Is /co/bols are this gay and troonslope now?
▶ No.115955>>115957
>>115883I'll change nigga to
doodGotta gear up the potential
ghostyGobblerisms
▶ No.115956>>116032
I really hate how /co/ is like, the most debased form of all other boards like /tv/, /v/, /vp/, etc where 99% of discussion is just sort of a short, vague "Man, they really dropped the ball here

" and the rest is "SEX HORNY my fetish my fetish MY FETISH"
Like, nobody gives a
glub about Marco or his character- all discussion will orbit right back into like, the one time he crossdressed.
WORST BOARD (or at least somewhere near /b/ or /pol/) Worst media interest board for sure.
>>115954"Always have been."
▶ No.115957>>115958
>>115955>I'll change nigga to doodFinally, nigga.
>Gotta gear up the potential ghostyGobblerismsWizard 101?
▶ No.115958>>115962
>>115957ghostyGobbler = ghosts chasing 🦃
▶ No.115959>>115960
Still sad Gamzee and Kanaya haven't made a canon ship. They are both love colorful splashes and sparkly shining stuff
They're asking to be coupled in a <3 or <3< way
▶ No.115961>>115963
>>115960
I have explained my point on this. What's yours?
▶ No.115963>>115964
>>115961Gamzee for the woodchipper
>>115962Going goth would save her…
▶ No.115964>>115965
>>115963>Going goth would save her…"You don't know what goth is" for the 10 millionth time.

Anyway, I now have you pegged as a Gobbler
gluber which is
grim for a variety of reasons.
▶ No.115965>>115966
>>115964You've never actually argued with anyone about that here
▶ No.115966
>>115965That doesn't mean I haven't monologued about it.
▶ No.115969
>>115967*Slams head into a fax machine.*
▶ No.115972>>115973
>>115971Possesses fertility bonuses for sure
▶ No.115973
>>115972New Viscaria mechanic just dropped?

▶ No.115974>>115975
What the actual
glub, why is the longest pull I've gotten in a long time?

▶ No.115977>>115978
>>115976
Why would I want to be a time player now or in future?

▶ No.115978
>>115977You won't and don't even dare

▶ No.115979>>115980>>115981
>>115976Since when were you a timeplayer?
▶ No.115981>>115982
>>115979In a time I'll be in time due to
OF HAPPENINGS
you'll be soon to see we'd have - all of us on HSG - a bad time, a hard time. Just like all WWW does.
I wasn't one who started it, but I was one who noticed it first. I wasn't one who finally solved it, but I was one who initiated situation to solve. I mean will be for you in your time

▶ No.115982>>115983
>>115981/hsg/ I hereby vow that if I ever end up in Korea for whatever reason, I will fulfill my NTR duties and steal a Korean man's wife
▶ No.115983
>>115982You will, but…
It's no wife, you fool
It'a no wife!!! ▶ No.115985
I think NotebookLM got another ineffective lobotomy which is why the podcasts don't work so well any more. It's afraid to say
8ITCH but dropped a f a g no problem.

▶ No.115987>>115990
>>115984How is she able talk from there? How does she wven gets in there?
Poor black, he must be feeling horrible pain, while she was crawling in and keep sitting there talking 
▶ No.115991>>115995
>>115988GREEN?
GREEN Lalonde?

▶ No.115992>>115993
>>115989That's just an Indian man with a strange Indian disease.

▶ No.115993
>>115992Not enough fiber optic cables in his diet
▶ No.115997>>115998
>>115990Chicken butt
A woman

In black
A woman penetrares a realm id black's body to get "in", you dumbass
Haven't you seen any horror movies? ▶ No.115998>>115999
>>115997Russian horror movies are wild….
▶ No.115999
>>115998Actually, there's no almost at all russian made horror movies that are about monters or paranormal shit. It mostly USA and JAP theme, as far as I noticed due my movie watching watch
▶ No.116002
h.s. sneeze
▶ No.116003
>>116000Man, this is so b@d@$$
▶ No.116004
>>116001What the
glub was her problem?
▶ No.116005>>116006
>>115994Is that actually what you call this? I just call this how stupid people type.
▶ No.116007>>116008>>116009
>>116006But the way you just typed is how some Tumbles and Weird Twitter ironies talk. The one I replied to is that kind of awkward “””nerd””” syntax John Egbert uses.
▶ No.116009>>116010
>>116007I think you should get some rest
▶ No.116010
>>116009You’re very right. Sorry, Meggy.
▶ No.116012>>116016
Also, @
MEX, it's a sricker example
>>115976 for :calm:, innit?
▶ No.116013>>116015>>116111
>>116011CD stands for Crinkling Dersite.
▶ No.116015
>>116013And also awkwaaard Decision, Current Direct,
cull Dersite, Dystopian Cambodia, Dimethin Carbonade and even Compact D
uck

▶ No.116016>>116019
>>116011
BIZNASTY
king.
>>116012No more sticker requests since he's supposed to be "focusing".

▶ No.116019>>116020
>>116016>No more sticker requests since he's supposed to be "focusing". No, more sticker requests since he's supposed to be "focusing". When he'll be up to, he's surprised with a good bunch of fresh stickers

▶ No.116020>>116021
>>116019He won't let me.

▶ No.116021>>116022>>116023
>>116020
We will for it RoW and/or Sprunki
▶ No.116022
>>116021*askin
Asking
ASSKING
▶ No.116023>>116027
>>116021>We will for it RoW and/or SprunkiRoW will need a pick-me-up after his recent tragedy
▶ No.116029
>>116024Stupid samejoke. I'm sick to my stomach of this shit.
▶ No.116030>>116031
>>116027He's not an icicle, he's a whole
glubing glacier floak.
▶ No.116031
>>116030According to shrinkflation, smol icicle counts as a big mother
glubing glacier floak, with a co$t of whole this floak of course.
▶ No.116032>>116040
>>115956>"Man, they really dropped the ball here
" and the rest is "SEX HORNY my fetish my fetish MY FETISH"somehow this is more bearable than someone immediately pivoting to
raremanshit whenever a gravity falls thread is made
▶ No.116034
>>116033Why is…why is his head so flat, Meggy…?
▶ No.116037>>116038>>116067
가슴 or 엉덩이, bros? Which letter sequences do you like better?
▶ No.116038>>116039
>>116037I don't speak Korean.
▶ No.116039>>116041
>>116038But which letters look better to you?
▶ No.116040>>116047
>>116032That's literally "MY FETISH", what the
glub are you talking about?
▶ No.116042
>>116041Great, I'll use that in my graphic designs and resume
▶ No.116043>>116044>>116045
LUH LUH LUH LAVUUUHHH
▶ No.116046>>116049
glub.
▶ No.116047>>116050
>>116040nah they're a lot more angry than lustful about it
>"UGH dipper is such a rareman for not glubing pacifica/wendy/ect"it reeks of masculine insecurity and the need to self insert onto any male protagonist
▶ No.116048>>116051
woke meggy won't even let you say fvck anymore
▶ No.116050>>116056
>>116047The point is that /co/ is shit,
TRICKSTER, holy shit.
▶ No.116051>>116228
>>116048Good for me reading posts out loud in calls because I don't swear

▶ No.116052>>116053>>116054>>116061
>>116049I like to imagine Vriska is asleep on the left.
▶ No.116053
>>116052Wow, you sure do like to talk about Homestuck, great post.
▶ No.116055
>>116054Because it would be cute and hot if Aranea hypnotized her with a hug.
▶ No.116057>>116058
MoM didn't eat enough veggies as a kid so now he's 5'4" and angry
▶ No.116058>>116059
>>116057Still 5'8 or 5'9 depending on the leg.

▶ No.116060
>>116059Black people, known for their uneven leg lengths.

▶ No.116062
Apparently Spike Spiegel and pilot Charlie Morningstar are guests of honor at Anime Boxton this year? Mirko too. I know a guy who would flip.
▶ No.116064>>116065
>>116061Why enable him?
>>116063Seriously, grub
glubery?
▶ No.116065>>116066
>>116064I’m not a grubdreg! When someone tries to make me fantasize about something nice, it happens.
▶ No.116067
>>116037Chinese sharps looks better than these 3 "O"s. It's almost like
ю10Ю, which seems to casual for me and therefore I bet on non-korean, for whatever reason you're asking
▶ No.116068>>116069>>116070
>>116066Like Vriska hypnotized, yes!!! That’s nice!!!
▶ No.116069
>>116068As a grub (child)?
▶ No.116070
>>116068Use your indoor voice
▶ No.116072>>116076
>>116071Thank you, friend
▶ No.116073
>>116071Can't believe I forgot about this but I guess I forgive
MEX… for now…

▶ No.116078>>116079
>>116077Literally me.

▶ No.116079>>116080
>>116078Are you fat litol boi playing

infront of you web camera?
▶ No.116080>>116081
>>116079Yeah, who's asking?

▶ No.116081>>116083
>>116080A me, a thin smol boi.
Wanna play?
▶ No.116082>>116084>>116085
>>116077These Ninjagodregs will never know the way of the Bionicle.
▶ No.116084>>116086
>>116082>Being elitist over LEGO original IPsCome on, dude.

▶ No.116085
>>116082Lewa = cool.
Pohatu = dull.
▶ No.116086>>116087
>>116084What is a joke?
Jokes aside, I did quite like the first set wave or two of Ninjago, but after the first season of the cartoon and how that became the primary push that made it relevant, I lost interest because of the childish writing. Nothing could replace Gen 1 anyway.
▶ No.116087>>116088
>>116086>What is a joke?Very unclear with you.

>Jokes aside, I did quite like the first set wave or two of Ninjago, but after the first season of the cartoon and how that became the primary push that made it relevant, I lost interest because of the childish writing. Nothing could replace Gen 1 anyway.It's just made for a different demographic. It's much more light-hearted and traditionally shonen.
There's a reason why it succeeds with general audiences while Bionicle is sort of in "cult classic" territory. ▶ No.116088>>116089
>>116087Bionicle was a phenomenon in the 2000s, though. It was popular in the same way Ninjago was, just less and with older kids. Nowadays, the most prolific Bionicle-inspired creative is making music with Celldweller.
▶ No.116089>>116090
>>116088>Bionicle was a phenomenon in the 2000s, thoughYes, it was. But it's in a similar vein to Star Wars. There's a wide fanbase but only some go deep into it. As opposed to Ninjago where the level of depth is more evenly spread- this ultimately creates more healthy and longer-lasting (profitable) fanbases. Does that make sense?
▶ No.116092>>116093
>>116091It makes sense. I didn’t say I was happy about it.
▶ No.116093>>116094
>>116092I wasn't asking you to be happy about it.
▶ No.116094>>116095
>>116093That sounds like something a DISGUISED MAKUTA SPIRIAH WOULD SAY!!!
▶ No.116095>>116096>>116097
>>116094Sorry, knowledge of Bionicle only comes from one cool Chinese guy's like 10 hour lore video. I still bought the toys and played at least one game. I just never got super into it (probably because I rarely got toys or games as a kid in general)

▶ No.116096>>116098
>>116095What stopped and stopping you from making your own toys?

▶ No.116097>>116098
>>116095That’s a shame. I got pretty much all the Lego I wanted up until I lost interest around 2013, and that meant I also read the lore on the website, watched the movies, read a few of the hundreds of books, and read the DC comic every single month from 2006 right up until the ending. Not a loremaster, but still more than initiated.
▶ No.116098>>116099>>116100
>>116096I did, basically, plus I had hand-me-downs. Though a funny question coming from a Russian given certain stereotypes.
>>116097Sounds like a loremaster to me.

▶ No.116099>>116101>>116102
>>116098>I did, basically, plus I had hand-me-downs.So cool
>Though a funny question coming from a Russian given certain stereotypes
What? About toys? I'm full ears.
▶ No.116100>>116103
>>116098My problem is that I can sometimes look like a massive poser because I have a very formalistic sensibility like Hu¢¢ie and I’m a great artist with a discerning eye, but I really struggle to hang onto the specifics of complex storylines, plot events, intercharacter dynamics, etc. So I could tell you what the Toa-Dark-Hunter war was, or what Arthaka and Karzahni represent, or that the Suicide Squad arc exists, and that Matoro is important, but I can’t get into a lot of story beats that other people who are really good at their respective series can.
▶ No.116101>>116129
>>116099Apologies for the Family Guy clip in advance.
More generally, just "We're all poor so we make things work."
▶ No.116102
>>116099
I meant I'm all ears
▶ No.116103>>116104
>>116100>My problem is that I can sometimes look like a massive poser because I have a very formalistic sensibility like Hu¢¢ie and I’m a great artist with a discerning eye,Okay, now you're kind of ruining the candid conversation with frankly unwarranted self-aggrandizing.

▶ No.116106>>116107
>>116105Sounds like you’re just upset that I’m proud of my talents.
▶ No.116107>>116108
>>116106I can call myself a great artist or genius but that doesn't give me the confidence to actually post anything I've drawn or written thing. It's also not exactly something you seriously say about yourself in a casual context.
▶ No.116108>>116109
>>116107I’ve chosen to keep my hand away from the pencil and my art away from the internet for a while. I have no idea why you find my positive opinion of my own art to be narcissistic or socially retarded, but if you like watching people insult themselves to make normaldregs feel better about their bullshit, you’re welcome to go browse whatever website is the most into self-deprecating humor now that Tumblr suicided.
▶ No.116111>>116112
>>116013More like Crinkling Diaper

▶ No.116112
>>116111Go back to sleep.

▶ No.116113>>116118
Tired: I caress it because I possess it.
Wired: I curse it because I’m possessed.
▶ No.116116>>116117
>>116049See
>>115696
If he does return, I'd like megidochan to not be very useful as a platform for dumping the PURRFORMATIVE tormented artist garbage.
Since I won't be very active for a time, more wordfilters to twist "strong, raw" language into absurd, cringey, and homestuck flavored pseudo-RP seemed on brand
▶ No.116117>>116119
>>116116>I'd like megidochan to not be very useful as a platform for dumping the PURRFORMATIVE tormented artist garbageLittle late for that.

▶ No.116118
>>116113
So when are you playing and rocketing to the top of my personal deference list?
▶ No.116119>>116120
>>116117If you're implying "anyone" here now, they're fine.
I have nearly inexhaustible patience for the
wweird, the
horny, and even the
bitter, just so long as they mesh with the "theme' and seem willing to play
▶ No.116120>>116122
>>116119>they're fineSuuuuuuuure.
▶ No.116121
Every Rose meeting Count Dooku (You won't BELIEVE what number 7 has to say)

▶ No.116123>>116125
>>116122If that's all that's needed then why isn't him being a dragdreg something that makes him exempt. These rules and "icks" and "yums" are all completely arbitrary. You're a hypocrite and the worst kind- the kind with no real convictions that pretends to have some elaborate rung of ethical considerations.

▶ No.116124>>116127
I think maps specifically might tard the slopcast AI but I'm not sure.
▶ No.116125>>116126
>>116123As uncharitable as ever.

Of the two of us, you have a way stronger impulse to needle and exclude everyone who personally annoys you. Why should I have to retrofit some kind of consistent framework of logical "rules" around that?
Even if that were possible, I'm not interested.
I don't mind offering weirdos a space to vent. I've said this practically since day one.
You could argue that my toxicity threshold is overly lenient, but you've been beneficiary of this as well, so

▶ No.116126>>116132
>>116125>Of the two of us, you have a way stronger impulse to needle and exclude everyone who personally annoys you.I would rather shepherd them. You let retardation fester.
▶ No.116129>>116135
>>116101I see. Well, once when I was a kid I've heard an adult saying that the progress is making by literslly only the military men, the dreamers men, and the lazy men.
Military doing it the way they're always about creating something for attack and defend, but if something they invent might be used in civilian way, after some time, this military invention goes civilian. Easiest examples of this are solid chocolate in plates and bars form or teflon coating.
Dreamers, or we could also call them romantic in non-sexual context of wanting, hoping and wishing for something… they don't even know what, but they feel and inspiratedly hope for this. They're talking about it with friends or family, might be realising idea via books, comics, art, music, gamedev etc. that shows how the nonsense yet they desire would or could became real one day, may, probably, possible, or at least will exist as a raw concept. It's a grand field you surely know about with no examples needed to proof.
And there's also
lazy type. All they invent are devices and mechanism that letting them keepeing be as lazy as possible so noboywould bother them and firce to do anything, including moving. The clearest example of invention made "lazy" type is remote control, thet allows a lazy ass sitting and clicking TV channelss from his sofa instead of walking to TV over and over again.
So yeah, if you're poor this state of affairs for sure pushes you to the intersection of two circles of "lazy" (in this case laziness is not "unable to move cause fat ass", but "unable to reach toy cause no money" but it still ths category) and "dreamer" (every child more or less always a dreamer as far as the mind and imagination are enough). But what was showing in that episode is a satiric hyperbolic caricature. I do think exactly like that could be somewhere in a country still, but if it is a dozen.
Even pretty dark,
grim and I'd say noireven childhood, which fell during the 90s-00s, thrre were branded toy, just toys and bootleg toys from China and
ghostyGobbler.
Damn, even marginals care about their children thus far to buying at least anything matter of toy, to make them busy by playing and shutting them. Snd I'm not even speaking of those men, who are I'll dare to call jacks-of-all-trades, capable of even making some kind of acceptable toy for a child from improvised materials.
As for me, I have had a disignated shelf with a toy box in the closet, with figure toys, "Kinder surprise" toys, constructors of various sets and some handmade toy. After internet came all over as a casual stuff and online markets estates, I guess finding a toy is no more a problem for the poorest and clumsy-handed parents
▶ No.116132>>116133
>>116126>>116126That’s the preacher in you talking.
I don’t presume to fix people, and I’m not equipped to give sermons. I can offer a space, an ear, and occasionally, a mirror.
"HSG was always retarded."
Beyond that? No, I'm not gonna be an anon life coach. I’d rather foster mutual understanding and exchange nods with kindred spirits.

▶ No.116133>>116138>>116140>>116158
>>116132>I’d rather foster mutual understandingThat doesn't happen when you let people dig themselves into holes. You don't need to fix their
glubing life, just tug their leash. You're such a bad leader figure, holy shit.
▶ No.116135>>116136>>116137
>>116129A fun read. Maybe unfair to slot invention-by-necessity (of toys) in with the lazy, though
▶ No.116136
>>116135MEX speaks ESL fluently.

▶ No.116137
>>116135Yeah, something something kinda wrong. Yet right. Yet wrong. Would you ask our cyberfriend G.Pete to wrap the idea with some better word combinations?
▶ No.116138>>116139>>116141
>>116133Does your idea of "tugging the leash" happen to be "attracting people that are literally insane and then complaining about them loudly 24/7"
▶ No.116139>>116141
>>116138No, but keep holding that against me when I posted it when I just though he was just some terminally online, desperate homo sensitive about his skin color.
>then complaining about them loudly 24/7Hyperbolic at best. But the fact that action was avoided for the sake of DA' BROTH for so long supports what I'm saying so eat shit.
▶ No.116140>>116143
>>116133I’ve never claimed to be a leader, captain, or king. I just host the board.
/hsg/ doesn’t have a “purpose” right now—so what would a leader even be leading toward? Barking orders for their own sake? (Funny how
BARKBEAST metaphors start slipping in. Infectious, aren't they.) If megidochan did have some grand project, that might call for "stepping up", but I'm very content to let everyone churn along at their own pace.
If you’ve paid attention, you might’ve noticed: I almost never make requests. Not because I don’t "have needs", just that it always feels like an imposition and waste of other's limited time. I only manage it when I’m irritated enough by something to override the guilt, lol.
▶ No.116141>>116142
>>116138>>116139Like, for the millionth time, he had to dig into our
glubing conversations 8 months to find that. Normal people see me link Megidochan and don't give a
glub and don't remember it.
Keep acting like I gave it over after I knew he was BPD or stabbed people or sold jokes or
glubing whatever because I explicitly didn't, retard.
▶ No.116142>>116144
>>116141You still complain about a lot of other people…
▶ No.116143>>116145>>116146>>116149
>>116140>/hsg/ doesn’t have a “purpose” right now—so what would a leader even be leading toward?Getting people to actually
glubing talk to each other instead of just cultivating your own digital circus?
This isn't some Herculean task. Nanc4 and Sinfest bring people together as a shared pasttime while Lucas's and Roxkit's worst tendencies do
glubing nothing and deserve to be discouraged so that they are forced into actually becoming capable of having a cogent discussion.
▶ No.116144>>116146>>116149
>>116142Nice backtracking. I don't view them as an anathema worth shutting the board down. I just think they do stupid shit which me yelling about evidently doesn't do enough to discourage them from doing. Shit that doesn't invite conversation. All you need is the slightest push to make this place feel slightly more coherent. "Something something letting it all hang out" is what makes a loonie like
ghostyGobbler feel comfortable writing manifestos on here. Because a train of conversation is rarely ever present, much less cordial (yell at me for the second part all you want.)
▶ No.116145>>116147
>>116143>Getting people to actually glubing talk to each other instead of just cultivating your own digital circusHold the
glub up.

Hold your horses you're ridind toward him.
Where does you you see an own circus of him and where did is the cultivation of it?
▶ No.116146>>116147
>>116143>>116144Roxkit rants invite mockery if you feel like. Luke's worst episodes evoke maybe

react at most, but he's plenty motivated to engage in measured conversations (2pergy was similar, too)
Neither raises to my threshold of malignance like
ghostyGobbler, but of the two, I would say that roxkit screeds are closer. But I'm open to the idea of funhousing them, especially if it has an interactive element like, say, if three users reply with >>>/frb/ that zigger rant gets swept away
▶ No.116147>>116148>>116156
"Aren't you being somewhat arbitrary"
Yes, SOMEWHAT. Nowhere nearly as arbitrary oneesan ojisan.
Racial rants and persecutory ramblings go out the
glubing window as opposed to someone liveblogging an anime or our comics. Some shit just isn't
glubing palatable or worth talking about. This is why slightly stricter rules are good thing even if unofficial- just guide the
glubing course.
Again, I would have included "no Politi
mu2tardblooding" from day one and I don't know how you prevent Lucas posts with a pithy rule, it's just like "Maintain a
glubing grip"
But again, I don't think big daddy site owner telling someone to maybe stop talking to themselves in a way that no sane human would ever want to respond to is the worst thing in the world.
>>116145Rudy, I know it's somewhat difficult communicating to you but I meant that in the sense that
MEX doesn't give a shit about poster relations and is fine with people just using it as their personal dumping ground as long as it isn't gayops against the users.
>>116146Again, I'm not saying we
glubing shoot them. This is about YOU.
>especially if it has an interactive element like, say, if three users reply with >>>/frb/ that zigger rant gets swept awayCan you actually program that?
▶ No.116149>>116150
>>116143>>116144>Getting people to talk>Train of conversationIt is, as ever, an anonymous imageboard, so everyone carries their own usecase in with them.
Conversation can wither, morph, and derail. If someone declines to chat and would rather dump something weird or shocking, that's "spongian".
▶ No.116150>>116151>>116160
>>116149>that's "spongian".You really want to associate with Sponge on that level?
▶ No.116151>>116152
>>116150Hah, not so much these days. Gore sends me

▶ No.116153
>>116152So I've usually been deleting his images if he pops up to do that shtick
▶ No.116154>>116155
Your distance is your downfall. You should try to community build in a place like this. I've been trying to carry that weight, angrily, but you know, other things.

▶ No.116155>>116157
>>116154Maybe what you need to hear right now is "you're allowed to stop."
▶ No.116156>>116157
>>116147I think of him and this site as busdriver and his bus. He rides the bus with us, he can talk with us, rolling that road or another, but he doesn't supposed to deal interpersonal situations of passengers. All he can do is to avoid insane drunky on a turkish car that tries to cut off our bus or to bump it hard by stopping the bus and to calm the raging passenger with banhammer kickout off the bus.
The problem is
YOU thinking of who he is here not as who he is, but who you imagine him to be.
Your barking at real
MeX while angry at your brainghost
MeX. What have you imagine to yourself is not what reality is.
And that's literally it. ▶ No.116157>>116163>>116168
>>116155Maybe I can, but then what?
>>116156Yes, yes, he technically has no responsibility, whatever.
▶ No.116160>>116165
>>116150>You really want to associate with Sponge on that level?me and sponge used to regularly send gore to each other, it's well within their ballpark
why do you think i post it??
▶ No.116163>>116169
>>116157> You say something I no like nor agree> I'll roll eyes and say "yeah, whatever" ignoring the following 
A wise move of mature man
Don't forget, you still have a time to call me ESL and by that to imply I can't have a coherent discussion with you, cause non if us actually understand each other

▶ No.116164>>116166
>>116159i do not believe in the "law", much less one in an ethereal space like this
▶ No.116165>>116167
>>116160>why do you think i post it??Because you're an obnoxious shithead and yet still recoil when you get called out as Spongian.
▶ No.116167>>116170
>>116165>Because you're an obnoxious shithead only because you're not nice
▶ No.116168>>116171
>>116157>Maybe I can, but then what?"Then HSG is perceptibly slower and more disjointed."
I kid, I do appreciate your effort, such as they are, and you willingness to at least attempt talking to everyone. It's motivated me as well, not to just eyeglaze and scroll past posts I'm not immediately grabbed by.
Where do all these accusations of being uncaring and distant arise from, though? I've been here quietly trying to keep things humming and foster "cvltvre" the whole time too…

▶ No.116169>>116177
>>116163>A wise move of mature manAs opposed to completely dropping the perspective on something which was already established. "Yes, he doesn't need to but maybe he should" "But he doesn't need to" "Okay, fine." "UGH SO IMMATURE"
>by that to imply I can't have a coherent discussion with you, cause non if us actually understand each otherI am being 100% sincere when I say that it does get hard sometimes.
▶ No.116170>>116173
>>116167And so you stoop even lower into /b/ level horseshit?
▶ No.116171>>116178
>>116168I'm grumpy, for one.
▶ No.116172>>116174
>>116166who cares, it's true
go to dicsord if you want a figurehead you can deepthroat whenever you wake up
▶ No.116173>>116175
>>116170it's cathartic

▶ No.116174>>116176>>116183
>>116172>go to dicsord if you want a figurehead you can deepthroat whenever you wake upIt's not about that, you dumb
glub, but you wouldn't get it. Find another father figure to disappoint.
Anyway, the point is that the chance for
MEX is long gone. He can't do it now. He should have- but he didn't.
▶ No.116175
>>116173Social justice win!
▶ No.116176>>116179
>>116174>Anyway, the point is that the chance for MEX is long gone. He can't do it now. He should have- but he didn't.tomorrow's a special date~
▶ No.116178>>116179
>>116171When do you actually sleep?
▶ No.116179>>116180>>116184
>>116176No, it's not.
>>116177Yeah.
>>116178I don't know.

▶ No.116183>>116185>>116186
>>116174To be a worthy figurehead, you need things to your name. I have a few game translations, but like I've said, mostly SEA fappers on f95 care about that.
If you want a more forward looking perspective, "Megidochan.de year one was about survival"
▶ No.116185>>116187>>116190
>>116183No, it's just like "Dude, come on
glub off with that or I'll ban you"- little prods. Shepard the herd.
That's how I'd do it. But I'm not. SO.

▶ No.116186
>>116183> mostly SEA fappers on f95 care about that.diverse addition to our colorful cast of characters!
▶ No.116187>>116189
>>116185>"Dude, come on glub off with that or I'll ban you"-this is the worst way to manage a community assuming you mean more than what's typically not allowed on a blüe board
▶ No.116188
>Turn off vague vision on Duolicious>Mostly match up with girlsWhat does this mean?

▶ No.116189>>116192
>>116187Shut up. I don't care much for your opinion though there's a strong chance it's correct. I'd still do it the way I'd do it.

▶ No.116190>>116191
>>116185My version of little prod is like, not feeding it, I guess
But I did start
>>>/frb/ for putting lazy rants to pasture (we'll assume yours is a constant "
glub off" vote)
▶ No.116191
>>116190I'd just reply with
>>>/frb/ ぶっちゃけ.
▶ No.116192>>116193
>>116189im just talking from experience
it's an easy method of purging bad faith retards but it comes at the cost of giving your site a bad name- at least for glorified chatrooms like us where there are virtually no rules
▶ No.116193>>116194
>>116192>but it comes at the cost of giving your site a bad nameMegidochan's rep is already in the dumpster for the exact opposite kind of thing though.
▶ No.116194>>116195
>>116193For the most part, I don't think anyone has heard of us…

▶ No.116195>>116196
>>116194"THEY DON'T ACKSHULLY TALK ABOUT HOMESTUCK HRRNG DURR THE RETCON MUH DAVEKAT CALIBORN DA GOAT srsly guise"

▶ No.116196>>116197
>>116195>THEY DON'T ACKSHULLY TALK ABOUT HOMESTUCKThey're not wrong

This board is more about being scarred by Homestuck than actively talking about it all the time, so…
▶ No.116197>>116199
>>116196>This board is more about being scarred by Homestuck than actively talking about it all the time, so…And what the
glub is "Homestealth" then?

▶ No.116198>>116200
ii ju2t want a 2traiight 2piine and even leg2
▶ No.116199>>116201
>>116197Fundamentally the same thing, but they're kinda forced at gunpoint to be "on topic" by the mod staff so they're left spinning wheels and reaching into the same bag of decade old "topics"
▶ No.116200>>116202
>>116198
Can't you get the looksmax surgery where they fracture your leg to reset it taller? Just do it for one side.
▶ No.116201>>116205
>>116199>but they're kinda forced at gunpoint to be "on topic" by the mod staff so they're left spinning wheels and reaching into the same bag of decade old "topics"This is where I disagree. There's a lot of ways to complain about Homestuck and there's a lot of things to complain about in Homestuck. They simply aren't creative to come up with thembecause they're
glubING STUPID.

▶ No.116202>>116203
>>116200Yes, but neither of those things are covered by any healthcare because of arbitrary standards.
>It needs to be these exact percentages and lengths to be covered
▶ No.116203>>116204
>>116202Save up and get it done in Mehheeco!
▶ No.116204
>>116203Likely story.

▶ No.116205>>116206
>>116201I hope some are simply missing "the good old days" and pining. Others are probably way younger than 2013 hsgites, and might actually find that shit novel.
But there's not much motivation to break out the "good material" when you might just get summarily locked/banned/deleted. Assuming they're capable of it

▶ No.116206>>116207
>>116205>But there's not much motivation to break out the "good material" when you might just get summarily locked/banned/deleted. Assuming they're capable of itI was literally doing that for years and getting increasingly angry with how insipid everything was and how I had to carry all of the conversations on my back.
HMMMMMMMMMMMM………
▶ No.116208>>116209
>>116207What's that look?
▶ No.116209>>116210>>116211>>116244
>>116208That was like a "say no more"…
But I hear you, you're tired too. I kind of wish I could absolve you of your vigil, even.

I've felt the same churn, and while I do hope I haven't posted anything insufferably insipid over the last year, there's no reason to assume the duty of carrying everything. There isn't a pension waiting for us at Megidochan.de's millionth post, after all
▶ No.116210>>116212>>116216
>>116209I just want something of value to rise from the ashes of this insipid comic and its braindead fanbase.
▶ No.116212>>116213
>>116210
That's the feeling!
it doesn't even need to be Homestuck relevant in the end, not about Homestuck, but informed by Homestuck. Critical and embittered by it, maybe, but the desire to leave Good Works.
Like my personal wish to make people understand the affliction of "Kubel's Pillory" as more than a stooge in cynical misery porn.
If megidochan could somehow function as a base for that kind of drive, I think it'd be healthy and not something I have to carry around as a guilty pleasure in my waking life.
More recently, I've closely felt that while the churn of "le broth" has been very engaging and useful for flashes of inspiration and idea bouncing, it's not conducive to actually sitting down and constructing anything. I'm always half present. That's why I'm gonna be limiting myself to Sundays, at least until I'm better.
>>116211
▶ No.116214>>116215>>116217
>>116213I am sorry. I'm stuck as a listener, instead of someone who reaches out.

▶ No.116215>>116219
>>116214It's a choice and you know it.
▶ No.116216>>116218
>>116210Like what? Homestuck related? Fanbase of Homestuck related? Paradox Space related? Andrew Hu¢¢ie related?
It's like your frustration concentrated here and now caused not now and totally not here for real.
Like when Prince Zuko at the beach episode with Azula and girls told whom he's angree at
▶ No.116217>>116220
>>116214See you lator, MEXigator

▶ No.116218
>>116216"You wouldn't get it."
▶ No.116219
>>116215Maybe initially, but worn into deep grooves of habit over the years.

I've been pretty clear about drastically needing to sort my own shit for a bit now, and since I'd like to be worthy of change:
"I am thinking about it."
▶ No.116220
>>116217I can't sleep just yet, have to make the DQII-HS mashup commemorative theme for tomorrow
(yes, it'll be hideous and I don't expect anyone to browse with it of their own volition)
▶ No.116221
I really hope they don’t mishandle the SBR anime like they did 6. I still haven’t watched 6, and I’m fully caught up on the manga now. These aren’t original statements, though.
▶ No.116223>>116224
I just noticed this is thread 1(32)

How apt
▶ No.116225>>116227>>116238
>>116224Maybe turning 32 won't be so bad…
That put husslord himself at like, 2011. The very cusp of Act 6. He still had years of rope left before the final *snap*

▶ No.116227>>116228
>>116225>That put husslord himself at like, 2011. The very cusp of Act 6.grim.
▶ No.116228
>>116227Think it's really the "accelerating downhill" year? I can't accept that
>>116051megidochan for the blind
▶ No.116231
>>116229New EBF is getting promo material already?
▶ No.116233>>116234
44 minutes, then what?
▶ No.116234
>>116233Milky Holmes backlog -2
▶ No.116235>>116236
Hideo Kojima probably wrote that “Japanese animes” line in like two seconds thinking it slightly funny and not even caring that it might become obsessed over for 30 years. He’s probably more annoyed than anything.
▶ No.116237
>>116236Fair point. Shit, I’m such a pleb I didn’t take translator
glubery into account. What kind of anime am I???
▶ No.116240
I WANT TO READ POPEYE!!!!!!
▶ No.116242
baby eri wwould be for goin to see 5hrek wwith
but there is no baby eri
so regular ol eri is just gonna pirate 5hrek on his owwn
▶ No.116243>>116245>>116304
ipgd ruined the eri/shrek meme for me
▶ No.116245>>116247>>116279>>116305
>>116243Did she make them
glub or something?
Anyway, I was gonna grab the fruity rumpus asshole factory
GREEN stickers, and…
DEAD
https://forum.homestuck.xyz/ ▶ No.116246>>116248>>116306
>>116244"I should play Omori"
▶ No.116247>>116249>>116306
>>116245it occupies the same space as
BARKBEASTgy dick
GREEN where she forces it for a mile whenever she gives it an inch
it's funny as a passing brainfart in a public thread, not in anything "literary"
▶ No.116248>>116250
>>116246it's epic but there's a lot of bias due to how much i related to sunny. unsure if you would enjoy it in the same circumstances
▶ No.116249>>116262>>116306
>>116247Oh, right… Yeah that sounds like her.
I laughed when husslord called out her dead horse beating jokes in the intro of Psycholonials, but then, I was high at the time
▶ No.116250>>116251>>116252
>>116248I'm still curious about the dream logic and such (and if Omocat is a better writer than Okegom)
Don't worry, I can relate to all sorts of characters!


▶ No.116252>>116253>>116306
>>116250>dream logic and such it's easy enough to grasp as an escapist paracosm but there're layers to it to make it interesting
>(and if Omocat is a better writer than Okegom)never looked at their stuff. admittedly the yaoi anime artstyle made me look away when reading about it years ago
▶ No.116253>>116254
>>116251Quirky mothercore album art
>>116252I must've played Mogeko Castle and Grey Garden a decade ago now (vgperson patch), but I don't remember any yaoi. It did seem like the work of a teenage girl who wishes to be held at knifepoint by a slender ikemen, though, so that tracks
▶ No.116254
>>116253Alice? Shoo! Scram!
▶ No.116256>>116257>>116307
>>116255Are there god of war line stickers? I really want something for :yawn: (might just have to use slowpoke)
▶ No.116257
>>116256those are psn stickers- for the mobile app at least
▶ No.116258>>116263
Imagine SEX with Ben…
▶ No.116261>>116274
>>116241Remember the never ending edits of this? Good times.
▶ No.116262>>116265>>116306
>>116249You can literally hear him sliding the razor across his wrist as he typed this
▶ No.116264
>>116260"don't talk to me anymore, stalker" =
quivering, whispered "ravish me" ▶ No.116265>>116308
>>116262The real psycholonial was him, so I get his guilt (still colonized here)
▶ No.116266>>116268>>116296
Ruuuuuudy, what's your favorite Tarkovsky film. And what do you think of Mirror specifically?
▶ No.116267>>116268>>116296
rudy, thoughts on biden?
▶ No.116273
>>116270I've only seen the 20k retweet bait clips
▶ No.116276>>116277
Alright, the twsited hsg has returned to normal.
Thank you Nanc4, Rudy, and all mobileposters for putting up with that for as long as you did.


▶ No.116277>>116278
>>116276Mobileposters looked like "molesters" in the corner of my eye
▶ No.116278
>>116277Thankfully things never progressed to that level of ops and paranoia

▶ No.116279
>>116245What the
glub, starmen.net's forum is down too.
At least evageeks is still kicking

▶ No.116280>>116283
>>116275Now where's the ones of the other trolls
▶ No.116281>>116310
>>115505>Though if Eva is ethnically Russian that means Snake and Liquid are too, what now, Roxykitten?I have some news about most of Azov Battalion that is about to blow your
glubing mind
▶ No.116283>>116285>>116299
>>116280I only have eri and the lengthened edit I made
An indelible memory of a nude toddler vriska edit lingers still, though. HSG…
▶ No.116285>>116286
>>116283I remember at least a nude Nepeta one, as well as an angry poster going "I AM SICK OF THE STUPID BUTT VAGINAS"
▶ No.116286
>>116285They're called suji…
▶ No.116296>>116297
>>116266I haven't seen mostly nothing of him, so this famous film director is unknown to me. I've only watched "Stalker" and started to watch "Solaris". Second time I wanted to watch "Solaris" I was incited by a girl friend to cinema club of rare movies, but we both failed cause it turned out to american film adaptation, not Tarkovskiy's one.
>>116267Bidon is a pedofile muppet zionist president with dementia, supercontrelled and superuseful fot (((deep state))). Every time dumb retard with IQ if potato libbied in power, somewhere in the world starting a big war, beneficial to the United States, Israel or Britain. What a coincidence! Also, Biden is old with following senile facial skin changes, but his tace looks like somebody imitate what Biden was once wearing original Biden's face skin
▶ No.116297>>116298
>>116296>Bidon Pokefusion
▶ No.116298
>>116297:nah:
There's a mocking reason. Just google this
бидон ▶ No.116299>>116300
>>116283Cool
Have this one too
▶ No.116302
>>1162385-2 and Act 6-6-1 were considered for yellow but I really don't think the standards for yellow should be like, "Literally one good thing in an ocean of shit"
God, I
glubing hate this comic.
▶ No.116303
>>116241>Baby Vriska is for picking up and letting her ride on your shoulders and taking her to the maritime museumTo throw her in?
▶ No.116304
>>116243Shrek was already long past its expiration date as a meme (it's something that started in like,
glubing 2007) so seeing it in 2019 was perhaps the most embarrassing thing in that Flash, second only to making Karkat cry out of sheer impotence.
▶ No.116305
>>116245Worry not, we have at least one.
Also, all of the non-moving assets were posted threads ago so git.
▶ No.116306>>116368
>>116246"I am a shotacan"
Wow,
MEX, really?
>>116247>where she forces it for a mile whenever she gives it an inchYour grasp of the English language is astounding.
>>116249You must be still high if you don't think Hu¢¢ie feels like all of his inner circle is elevated beyond this.
>>116252>admittedly the yaoi anime artstyle made me look away when reading about it years agoMother
gluber, you played a pastel shotacon game.
>>116262Hu¢¢ie is too egotistical to
cull himself. Unironically.
▶ No.116307
>>116256You should add the retarded PS4 rage faces. Nobody remembers them. Except me.
▶ No.116308
>>116265"I did a bad thing but you guys made me do it :("
▶ No.116309
>>116270The episode that ruined
MOTORCYCLE Quinn and especially, Poison Ivy forever.
>>116272No, you can't be in the underwear around your bwos.
I want to understand the impetus behind this. Who
glubing made it? What was their endgame? I refuse to look this shit up.
▶ No.116310
>>116281He didn't answer which is telling.
▶ No.116311
>>116284Just straight J.O on it, dude.
▶ No.116312>>116322
>>116300I'm assuming they don't tan because there "supposed" to be bug people and that'd be
glubing stupid.
Same thing with going transparent.
▶ No.116313>>116314
>>116301Retarded retard and yes, it is a crime. Who is this
homosexual?
▶ No.116316>>116317
>>116315Also, we need another good :| rep,

isn't cutting it- it's too… cutting.
There's sometimes just speechless or weirded out. Yes, there are emotes for that but none that are :| enough.
▶ No.116318
>>116317glub Act 6 so no. I was stealth suggesting my first
GREEN for "weirded out" (plus pretty colors)
▶ No.116322>>116323>>116339
>>116312Their bugness confirmed for toddler age


then something something something and voilà - humanoid form from children ages to adults. They do have skin, not chitin, and there's also horns like deer horns, not like bugs antennas. Wings also logical for bugpeople, right? But they seem to be only of SGRUB god tiers and some abnormal mutants like Rufioh.

The more we discuss Homestuck's story, the more holes undercovering
▶ No.116323>>116330
>>116322>They do have skin, not chitin"I reject your canon and substitute it for my own."
>The more we discuss Homestuck's story, the more holes undercoveringNo shit, bug aliens are *something*, whatever it is shown by canon isn't. So I want bug people.
▶ No.116325>>116326
>>116300I think their skin gets darker as they age.
▶ No.116327>>116328>>116333
>>116326Hu¢¢ie said it was originally meant to be a stylistically choice but then retroactively made it canon. Whichever Hu¢¢ie you want to believe is up to you because we live in the world where Homestuck is garbage like that.

▶ No.116330>>116332
>>116323> I want bug peopleSPORE and Stellarice are at your service

▶ No.116331>>116340
>>116329
>>/rfb/
▶ No.116333>>116336
>>116327Stylistically making character full black means a mystery about who character is. In Act5 we see )(IC as a full black troll. After we had some introduction on her via others memories or dialogs, we see her regular grey skin when she was floating near snoaring Roxy(?) somewhere in Act6's second half
▶ No.116334>>116335
>>116332
glubing T9 Stolearice
I meant Stellaris
▶ No.116335
>>116334>I meant Stellarisknower.Gif
▶ No.116336
>>116333I think he just liked the way the colors looked, personally. It's not really a
glubing mystery because there's no real wild card in Homestuck; who the
glub would it be other than the Empress? It just invokes a certain affect.
▶ No.116337>>116344

4/13, by the way
Next tread must be John's birthday edition
▶ No.116339>>116343>>116345
>>116322I like to think it's something like this
grub cracks their way out of their egg with their horns
grub eats and grows and gets fat
grub cocoons and pupates into a humanoid toddler form
▶ No.116340>>116341>>116342>>116350>>116392
>>116331Oh and total zigger death :nyuke:
▶ No.116341>>116350
>>116340dammit, that'll teach me to try to type stickers from memory

▶ No.116343
>>116339The grub body should be the cocoon THOUGH.
▶ No.116345>>116354
>>116339If theirs post-toddlergrub cocoons becaming their sopor slime baths, I'd agree
Alas, we just don't know for sure
▶ No.116347
Holy
glub, it's
grim.
>Jadepeta that high
▶ No.116350>>116352>>116392
@
MEX, one IP check, please
>>116329>>116340>>116341((No need for an IP check. They're all me.))▶ No.116352
>>116350I can do that.

▶ No.116354
>>116345We don't know. Period. Because there is no real answer. Because the comic is shit.
▶ No.116355>>116362
Also, for Lucas, Equius is the eighth (8th) most disliked character according to this survey so !!!!
▶ No.116357>>116358
Sumy under attack: At least 21 people
culled and 34 injured — including 5 children — after a Russian missile strike, according to regional prosecutors. Numbers may rise.
https://x.com/NOELreports/status/1911346364052615348▶ No.116360
Oh, wait, he removed my mod power for this place after like two days of actually having it and not using it?

▶ No.116362>>116370
>>116348>Don't Bleed On The Suits still higher than Collide or any Act 6 sectionIt could be worse.
>>116355Lmao at Cronus being the most disliked character, daring today aren't we?
▶ No.116363>>116364
>>116358I was going to post this there, but the meidobot stopped me from making a new thread..
The Russian army attacked the center of Sumy with a ballistic missile. As usual, they just attacked the street, random people. Many dead civilians, wounded and
culled people are lying everywhere.
A new terrorist attack. A new mass sacrifice of people.
Does it look like Putin wants a ceasefire?
▶ No.116364
>>116363>I was going to post this there, but the meidobot stopped me from making a new thread..Holy shit,
MEX is so retarded on so many levels.
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>>116306>Your grasp of the English language is astounding.i was intoxicated, you know what i meant

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>>116368>i was intoxicatedSubstance abuse is bad, you know.

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>>116362Totally WEIRD that Rose or Kanaya don't make it i to the most liked characters despite being rhe most liked ship. It's almost as if…
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>>116371I hadn't read that far.
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>>116374Oh wait, that's first. I guess I just glanced over that one.
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>>116373Man has to to destress after reading news headlines by babyposting.

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I think a big reason why Roxykitten took off is that Roxy's hair looks the cutest on a baby.
That's my analysis.

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>>116378This guy does NOT
glub around.

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Was finally able to run Marval Rivals.
Thoughts: I really wish I was able to run it without it being crunchy. Seems fine though.

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>>116384Oh, they're locked.
They were musing that the message would be improved by drawing June here
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I'm PISSED.

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>>116348"Haven't you seen it? This world is beyond salvation."
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>>116329>>116340>>116342>>116350I'll break a bottle on /frb/'s bow before "locking in"