▶ No.129800
YouTube Poop: Uncle Rick Schwifts In Heaven Again
▶ No.129802>>129811
>>129794 (OP)Lol, wait
She sucks


▶ No.129804
I found my old copy of Rayman 2
Schweet¹
▶ No.129810
>>129808THEY AREN'T BLOCKS
▶ No.129813>>129817
>>129794 (OP)grim edition.
▶ No.129814
>>129803Egypt theme is always good.
▶ No.129820
>>129818"I don't understand this spectrum."
▶ No.129823>>129824>>129847
I was getting hipster black metal vibes from this before I even clicked on it because of the cover. My Spidey senses did not do me wrong.
This is folk with some obligatory blackgaze interludes. This is really FUARKing gay. I listened to the majority of it but this shit isn't even going in the playlist. I'd rather forget about it entirely. Terrible.

▶ No.129826>>129827>>129829
Oh, yeah, I forgot to do my job.
Ominous emoji…

▶ No.129827
>>129826Zelda boss thread
▶ No.129831>>129832>>129835>>129837>>129838>>129839>>130081
>>129830"Great job"
Busy listening to another slopcast so I'll give the LIVE REACTION later.
▶ No.129836>>129837
>>129835Sorry, forgot to tag my J-Horror.

▶ No.129839
>>129831>>129835>>129837>>129838Funny noises, boring discussion. I guess that's worth something.
▶ No.129841
>>129840No, you.

▶ No.129847>>129849
>>129823I listened to and enjoyed one album of his, but it is indeed really gay music in a lot of ways.
▶ No.129848
Everything I don't like is a Hecking capitalism, fascism, terrorism, and anti-weird and anti-nerd.

▶ No.129850
The DIAPways.
▶ No.129852
DIAP Tales
▶ No.129857>>129859
>>129855Something is seriously FUARKing wrong with his face. Is it both coke bloat and gin nose?
▶ No.129858
>>129856That being said, Ross seems like he's been doing progressively less and less obscure games so he is also
d00med 
▶ No.129859>>129860
>>129857He's been eating lots of they/them high fats pussy

▶ No.129860>>129927
>>129859He looks legitimately unwell and as poorly groomed as ever.
▶ No.129863>>129864
>>129861>but I don't think he has much to fear beyond thatMotherFUARKer, look at his face. It's melting.
▶ No.129865>>129867
>>129864Regardless, it means he has more problems than male pattern baldness. His skin looks like it has the texture and consistency of sunbaked dough.
▶ No.129874
>>129867>I'd first suspect age, still.I'm thinking drugs since he did make Abusing Adderall: The Comic even though he NEVER, EVER did weed.
I would say that a problem with drinking is far from baseless conjecture with these recent years.
▶ No.129879>>129882
>>129868It is missing a lot of ASCII characters so I don't think it is worth it.
▶ No.129880>>129882
That being said I was planning on drawing the missing ASCII characters myself so maybe once I actually do that
▶ No.129881
>>129878Oh, boy, more

bait.
▶ No.129883
>>129882You forgot the trademark.

▶ No.129887>>129889
>>129885I want to kick a weeb in the balls
▶ No.129890
>>129888This feels ominous.
▶ No.129893
GUESS THEIR COMPETENCE WITH ENGLISH FUNNY GAME: Do they ACTUALLY mean cultural nihilism, as in "Nihilism in regards to culture" or do they just mean we have a nihilistic culture?

Or the secret third option, they meant the second one but they know the first one sounds better as a YouTube title.
cull yourself, you're part of the problem.

▶ No.129895>>129896>>129928

Holy crap, what a terrible cover. It also looks familiar.
On the music front, we're getting more familiar sounds with the synthisms and guitars; it doesn't feel as empty (or as some might call it, "atmospheric" as before) which is a plus. We're getting into riffs but they're pretty crappy. I want what the album had but like, compressed and this is just more generic rifdrege with oohs and aahs and SYNTHHHSSSSSSSS. I guess this is where the "Symphonic black metal (later)" started and let me tell you, not a fan. None of it is very dissonant either (which I suppose you can assume from the "symphonic" part but it'd be cool if there were some actually dissonant, noisy symphonic black metal- that'd be something worth listening to.)
I have to say that there are two types of metalheads that leads to different types of metal and this is something that can barely be explained away by genres. There are people that like metal because it sounds "epic" and there are people who like metal because it's "intense." Now there are a whole variety of "epic" as seen in the genres of heavy metal, power metal, slam, whatever, they can keep those. And there are different kind of intense like raw black metal, brutal death metal, grindcore, etc. But then there's this overlap where genres (especially the kosher ones described by Metallum) don't do you justice. When I'm going into something just called black metal with a barely descriptive review sitting at some pretty 80 with unhelpful descriptions like "gnarly, head-banging riffs", do I know if I'm getting first wave black metal (cold) or second wave black metal (actually good

), or some third other thing? No. No, I FUARKing don't. And granted, on Metallum, epic is a tag and even though it covers 700 bands, I think it is woefully underutilized.
This is why I hate anti-label dregs because I need labels if you guys are going to archive everything under the sun but not (meaningfully) review it. There is a big divide in metal in the kinds of "extremity" (really, "excess" would be more fitting) in metal so that even the interpretations of the extreme genres of black, death, and doom metal can easily have like, clearly different origin points and you won't know what the FUARK it is until you read a review (which aren't always helpful) or actually listen to it.

Now I'd advocate throwing heavy/thrash fusion tags around to alleviate this but that'd get people up in arms. So let the community shit out more labels and throw them around. I really want "cold" or "dissonant" in somewhere other than reviews (FUARK it, give bands tags, it doesn't even have to be genres) so I can avoid shit I DO NOT want and get stuff I do want. Because, right now, with Metallum, symphonic metal could easily mean Sigh (which is awesome) or this (which is less awesome.) And that's not just a difference in quality. It's qualitative. Using specific bands on Metallum or ChatGPT as a recommender is useful to an extent but you're at the mercy of retard brains and shit-out-of-luck if it's an obscure band. I guess this is the part where a circlejerk could come in to help but I don't have that and trying to find "metal friends" sounds FUARKing gay and tedious.
And granted, this isn't the worst thing in the world. It's not even the least unique thing in the world. But this is very riff-heavy and doesn't play to what I think the band's strengths (though they are still present) in the previous album were. It just sounds like some generic thrash-y black metal. And I will say, it does grow on you- or maybe it just gets better as it goes along. But seeing the reviews and the genre shift, I was presented with the FUARKing coinflip of what "symphonic" sound was going to be produced.

The kind I like (using the actual instruments) or synth Hell. I was unironically unsure which one it would be and it ended up more or less being the latter.
Needless to say, though, the people who like metal because it's "epic" are the ones ruining it by tipping their toes into the "intensity" sphere and attracting a bunch of shoegazey hipsters that hate riffs and love navel-gazing gravitas. Then those hipsters will make music. They will then claim that "metal was always like this and the other stuff (which is probably more than 60% of, let's say, black metal) is just unoriginal rehashes. And almost everything remotely pop culture about metal is its "epic" side, I'm looking at you, nu-Doom. FUARKing Reddit as FUARK.

I'm grumpy. I didn't get enough sleep. Also, I was going to say that I liked the last song and then I realized it was a Bauhaus cover, lmao.

▶ No.129899>>129900
>>129898I can't even comprehend what the FUARK mine is meant to mean.

▶ No.129900
>>129898>>129899In fact, what the FUARK do any of these mean?

▶ No.129904>>129911
>>129901Can't you just make it a collage and then send it the picture?

▶ No.129907
>>129906>WatchmenLucas status:

▶ No.129908>>129909
>>129885"good boy" ruins it.
▶ No.129909>>129910
>>129908"Depends on the person, I guess." -

▶ No.129912>>129913
>>129911>a rewritten promptHuh?
What did it do, then?
>Listening to thrash
Also, big shades is objectively wrong?
▶ No.129914>>129915
>>129913Anyway, you're the serial
culler, bwo.

▶ No.129916>>129917
>>129915Actually, ask it to create personalities and backgrounds for them "
BIZNASTY
on Megidochan." Doesn't that sound like a fun AI thought experiment?

▶ No.129918
>>129917>He had to shoehorn his gorowase in thereThis FUARKing guy.

Anyway, these are pretty fun, we have to think up 1, 3, 5, 6, and 8 though for a future project… Unless… You know…

(Have it give them designs too. If you haven't noticed, the running theme is that they're all chicks with unique lipstick colors.)
▶ No.129919>>129920
I think the fact that
MEX has no idea where these images come from is the most fun part.

▶ No.129921>>129922
>>129920Is this your way of saying you're not curious?

▶ No.129923>>129925
>>129922Not telling.

Just do the fun thing.

▶ No.129926>>129935
>>129925No interest? Come on, doesn't it sound fun?

▶ No.129927
>>129860Woah, he's literally me.
▶ No.129928>>129957
>>129884>>129895https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqgU6E3REWs&list=OLAK5uy_m5r3PqkL53X7ILnYn9tn0AGiRHP3hqtmwAnd so we've RETVRNED to the first album, and guess what, as you might predict, it's a lot more fuzzy and harsh than their later outings, and as you might predict, that makes me like it way FUARKing more. This is definitely a lot more metal and "intense" metal specifically than their other two albums. Like, holy shit, there's blastbeats. Some lovely dissonance too. The atmosphere is still here (and yet the tempo is unrelenting), there's no dead air, the voices are relatively low in the mix (for the better), the piano and organ are used in harmony (as opposed to taking over the harmony from the metal instruments.) The production also seems weirdly good, maybe better than the later ventures, because there seems to be a lot of care put into the mixing. And that mixing helps the folk elements blend with the usually overbearing synths seamlessly. Just an effective musical effort all around. I saw some guy say this was the best of their three and, I was skeptical because he seemed to enjoy all of them, which, I'm sad to say isn't exactly my position, but he's right on the mark. Diamond in the rough, but hey, I'm glad it's here. Good shit.
Of course it's the only one where the full album doesn't have a single upload on JewTube. It's fine though. #CHARTED
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL.

▶ No.129930
Aranea 's ass…
▶ No.129932>>129934
do stuff or watch awkwaaard content?
my answer of course is

▶ No.129937
>>129934>Is there a n00wanced take on conspiracy left?I'm sure it's been said but it's the natural result of the self-proclaimed "end of history" and the outgrowth of democracy. But I doubt Contra would say anything similar to that.

▶ No.129942>>129944
>>129941
on the left
▶ No.129946
Boorger
▶ No.129949
>>129948What did he mean by this?
▶ No.129954
>>129951>Musk>PetersonIf you're going to make fun of the manosphere, make fun of the manopshere.
And also, don't just take jokes that everyone else has already made.
▶ No.129956
I had Baja Blast for the first time yesterday. It tasted
GREEN.

▶ No.129960>>129961
Trying to find that "You can't be punk" image. Either that, or the Oi! edit. Help, Megidochan bwos?
▶ No.129962
>>129961Does as the ball says, bwo.

▶ No.129963
(I found both immediately by Googling it.)

▶ No.129966>>129976
>>129965Not intentional but whatever.

Let's see how bad this turns out.
▶ No.129967>>129972
How do we deal with the jock menace on Megidochan?
▶ No.129971>>129975
>>129969It has a watermark
▶ No.129973>>129974
I'm hungry and all I've got on hand are protein bars and hobnobs
▶ No.129977>>129980
>>129976I want a goth girlfriend now
▶ No.129978
>>129974I am a hobgoblin, ostracized by my peers for my hobbing tendencies
▶ No.129979>>129981
>>129975You can go to the link in the watermark to see if it's AI
▶ No.129980>>129982
>>129977"Do you? Or do you just want a girl who wears black?"

▶ No.129981
>>129979Or can you?

▶ No.129982>>129983
>>129980Considering my connection to death and
wwomen who read a lot, I think the answer is obvious
▶ No.129983
>>129982Curse of the booktubered moid…

▶ No.129986>>130000
>>129976I wanted to add a bit about tattoos and piercings not being "goth" but I ran out of space.

Eeeeh, this is going to haunt me for some reason…

▶ No.129988>>129989
>>129987>NECAAYO!!!!

▶ No.129989>>129990
>>129988Terrible company, but I thought it was funny
▶ No.129990>>129991
>>129989Wait, what the FUARK, why does one of the pieces of paper actually say "Ultimate"?

▶ No.129991>>129996
>>129990I don't know. You probably thought it was AI
BIZNASTY
on my prior figure posts
▶ No.129994>>129997
>>129992"I didn't save it as a project, FUARK you. Do it for me for free."

▶ No.129995>>129999
>>129993I thought that was Sollux
mu2tardblood.
>Also whinges about Newgrounds animatorsI wonder if it's more or less insufferable if Salad Fingers/Cyriak were his arbitrary exceptions or if those are too normalfag as well.
Then again, they're also too dark therefore they're ontologically evil and trying to make you
cull yourself.

Wonder what it could be! Truly a weird guy!
▶ No.129996
>>129991I just thought it was an edit for a Smash joke.
▶ No.129998>>130001
>>129997Because you don't care about goth beyond

But subcultures are like the religion of our day, so they should be treated with similar sanctity and levels of purity-testing.

▶ No.130000
On a similar note, it's always annoying to see people draw Rose and amp up the goth by 2000% like she wasn't goth before.
Gothradia is also annoying but for different reasons- it outright doesn't fit her character.
People just like to draw X subculture and kind of don't care who they throw it at even when it's the webcomic tenuously about Internet subculture.
Even worse when we lean into
>>129986▶ No.130002>>130003>>130005
>>130001YG fail but I've described it before as thus:
>>101652We can do the bullet points like so:
>Black lipstick ✅>Feminine ✅>Poetics ✅>Melodrama ✅>Macabre>Goth shit (forma de cosmic horror) ✅>Romancing the morbid or finding beauty in spite of it ❌ (More ambiguous; you can try to stretch this if you want.)>Fatalistic ✅>Stoic ✅ ▶ No.130003
>>130001>>130002Oh, yeah, it should be said that she romanticized wizards even when attempting to deconstruct them and calling them creepy.
Elektra complex. 
▶ No.130005>>130006
>>130002
>Black lipstick
More of a sprite constraint, Roxy shares the same lips. Baby Rose, too, was ectoborn with "lipstick" pre-applied (I don't remember a single mirror in her room, either… Hackssie?)
>Feminine
>Poetics
Applicable, but not exclusive
>Melodrama
Existential angst is there, but Rose is too guarded to do mopey B/W photoshoots over it. She shrugs, wallows, or speedruns self-destruction.
>Macabre, Goth shit (forma de cosmic horror)
Cosmic horror can overlap but is separate (REDDIT?)
>Romancing the morbid
You're right, she doesn’t romanticize the Horrorterrors so much as probe them with misinformed curiosity and functional nihilism
>Fatalistic
"Very", But that's from over-awareness
>Stoic
Yes, but this undercuts the theatricality goth melodrama
Anyway, my point is she’s not subculturally goth in the slightest. Rose wears handmade knits, not leather, lace and eyeshadow.
"Rose Lalonde has a timeless quality."
Victorian fart-huffer, self-aware chuuni Potterhead, and game glitch exploiter. Goth adjacent, perhaps ▶ No.130006>>130013
>>130005>Roxy shares the same lips.And John and Dave are born with their gelled up perms, shut the FUARK up, Roxy isn't even canon.
>Rose is too guarded to do mopey B/W photoshoots over it.Again, that's stereotypical. We have mommy angst.
>or speedruns self-destruction.Not canon.
>"Very", But that's from over-awarenessI'd argue that it's a very earl Act thing where John seems a little taken aback by the world ending and Rose just rushes in (though there is an element of panic to her.)
>Anyway, my point is she’s not subculturally goth in the slightest.Retard alert.
>Rose wears handmade knits, not leather, lace and eyeshadow.Holy shit, read the FUARKing slab, you drooling moron.
>Victorian fart-huffer, self-aware chuuni Potterhead, and game glitch exploiter. Goth adjacent, perhapsNo shit; she's goth but not a blatant stereotype. Just like John is a geek but he doesn't FUARKING LOVE STAR WARS. I made an informational about gothrot and you're still letting a subtype of it get to you.

▶ No.130007>>130013>>130275
Like, again, how much do I need to emphasize that the Beta kids being "Geek, goth, hipster, furry" was a very clear and deliberate thing

▶ No.130010
Let's also be crystal clear that:
John = Geek
Jake = Dork
Sollux = Nerd
Tavros = Dweeb
▶ No.130011
>>130009>Gamertube demands more finesse to the pandering.…Does it? We literally added QTEs to DOOM and the mainstream gaming community seemed largely

with that
>I thought the newest Dvvm was going for self-parody "Yeah, sure."

▶ No.130013>>130014>>130015
>>130006>>130007Don't whine at me, the coding is the flattening.
John can't rise to Geek. A true dork. He doesn’t know anything with depth, so he parrots what media he’s absorbed, or the last girl who gave him instructions.
Dave gets tagged “hipster” (a popular 2010s pejorative), but beyond “irony” and playing a synth, what’s there? He could just as easily be the group’s token Wigger, lol
Jad is a silly 13yo girl with pets, crushes, and sparkly dreams. The “furry” angle is (or, was…) a flavor nugget of her own unique brand of internet poisoning, not some Grand Archetype.
Rose is no more goth than John is a geek. None of these kids ever left their bedrooms long enough to earn a clique. (Just like Hu¢¢ie… or perhaps anyone overinvested Homestuck
) ) ▶ No.130014>>130032>>130034
>>130013>Don't whine at me, the coding is the flattening.
>John can't rise to Geek. A true dork. He doesn’t know anything with depth, so he parrots what media he’s absorbed, or the last girl who gave him instructions.That's what makes him a geek and not a nerd, idiot. Geek is because he's deep into a couple of really specific movies and is tech-lite literate.
Dork is more evenly spread ("genre fans") and has zero connotations to tech or anything intellectual unless you're a "(something intellectual) dork."
>Dave gets tagged “hipster” (a popular 2010s pejorative), but beyond “irony”MotherFUARKer, what is Dave beyond the irony?
>and playing a synth, what’s there?Polaroids, for one.
>Site is still downFUARK you, I'm not changing the archive.
>Jad is a silly 13yo girl with pets, crushes, and sparkly dreams. The “furry” angle is (or, was…) a flavor nugget of her own unique brand of internet poisoningYou call it unique but you identify it as a pattern. We all know
GREEN is the type of
8ITCH to make OCs for adoption on Deviantart but if you say she's meant to be the furry representation of the group,
MEX throws up his arms for some. FUARKing. reason.
>not some Grand Archetype.No, they're pretty clearly
BIZNASTY
on general "types of kids" on the Internet. I think Hu¢¢ie said as much, for John, once.
>Rose is no more goth than John is a geek.They are both… both.
>None of these kids ever left their bedrooms long enough to earn a clique.Irrelevant. You can be a complete shut-in and still be identified as belonging to one of these subcultures.
>Just like Hu¢¢ie…He himself is best identified as a hipster asshole because of what Homestuck is. Even if Hu¢¢ie never had any real friends (which he shouldn't have- and maybe that's still true, depending on your definition of "real"

), he'd still be a hipster dipshit because he made a hipster asshole comic.

▶ No.130015>>130017
>>130013>a flavor nugget of her own unique brand of internet poisoning, not some Grand Archetype.I'd argue against this but Homestuck.com is still down. Kekyleedeedledee!
▶ No.130017>>130018
>>130015You, check the offline archives. Not me. I'm…. "busy"

▶ No.130018>>130019>>130022
>>130017I can't be FUARKed to download it. My interest in the comic is next to none.
▶ No.130019
>>130018>My interest in the comic is next to none.Join the club.

▶ No.130020
>>130016I like how he cries like a little
8ITCH.

▶ No.130030
>>130027Bill Cypher from Gay Cops Fall.
▶ No.130031
>>130029>BE REDUCTIVE IN EXACTLY MY WAY Pattern formation is the opposite of reductive; there is no counter-evidence, there is only a lack of evidence.

▶ No.130036>>130037
>>130034"Then you're just being autistic."
>>130035Or maybe stop your gay quirk.

▶ No.130040>>130043>>130044
ngl 'whitestuck' is a funny word
▶ No.130043
>>130040And an apt descriptor.

▶ No.130050>>130053
>>130046i grow tired of the delusional obsessions
▶ No.130051>>130052
If it will not work… we do.
▶ No.130057
you hate Rowling because she's a TERF
I hate her because of the F in TERF
we are not the same

▶ No.130067
>>130055My two favorite numbers.

▶ No.130072>>130073
>>130068Earwax doesn't even taste all that bad.

▶ No.130075>>130078
>>130073Cats eat earwax? I'm assuming not liking the taste of earwax is an Asian thing.
▶ No.130081>>130082
>>129831Who's talking? AI? Or you've hired somebody?
>>129855And who's this?
▶ No.130082
>>130081>Who's talking? AI? Or you've hired somebody?Me to AI, hypothetically.
>And who's this?
▶ No.130085
>>130084VGH THE WASTES CALL FOR ME
▶ No.130086>>130087>>130090>>130091
>>130084vinesauce type humor
▶ No.130089>>130092
>>130083You said cats love it and then said it wasn't for you personally…

▶ No.130090
>>130086Autistic type comment.
▶ No.130091
>>130086It's a good lorem ipsum
▶ No.130094
>>130092This also confirms that you've eaten earwax without a doubt, however.

▶ No.130097>>130099>>130100
Japanstuck
▶ No.130102>>130103>>130106>>130150
>>130095>On The BeachLiterally why
Literally why is it called that?
▶ No.130103>>130104
>>130102once you recognize the secret reason for the title, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds.
▶ No.130104
>>130103I remember the Peach but what is the actual significance

▶ No.130105>>130234
>Band is called The Beatles
>They don't sing about bugs even FUARKing once
▶ No.130108>>130150
>>130106Oh. Oh……

▶ No.130112>>130114>>130115
I frankly don't even know if I got the money back or not. Or if it was ever gone in the first place.

▶ No.130117
>>130115No, my bank account doesn't show that far back.
▶ No.130118
>>130114I did have the split-second instinct to Ubereats McDonald's to my house even though it's late, that shit costs a ton of money, and that place always FUARKs up my order so maybe it's right that I'm punished.

▶ No.130119>>130120
>>130116Allen will finally convince gamefreak to make a Jynx evo
▶ No.130120
>>130119If Dunsparce can get one, anything is possible!

▶ No.130121>>130122>>130192
>>130076>>130077>>130079This is a crapshoot so I'm picking the first album where it didn't seem like he was reusing songs and swapping them around for whatever the FUARK reason.
Not today though.

I had to give The Call of The Wood a relisten of approval and after like 3 times, I can say, yeah, it probably holds up.

But I've been tired as shit on this nothing day.
▶ No.130122>>130192
>>130121>This is a crapshoot so I'm picking the first album where it didn't seem like he was reusing songs and swapping them around for whatever the FUARK reason.Actually, I'm going to skip around because I realized even that had a reused song. I also refuse to listen to an album that features covers.

▶ No.130124
>>130123Man, what the FUARK were they doing with Sue's hair, it's
grim 
▶ No.130126>>130127
>>130125There is enough nepeta
▶ No.130129>>130130
>>130128Settle down, RoW.

▶ No.130133>>130134
>>130132>The boarder will be {{user}}, naturally.Eeeeh… Can you not?

▶ No.130135>>130136
>>130134"I was going in under the assumption we were going to either talk her out of her crush or just help her process her feelings because she is a child."

▶ No.130140>>130146
Crazy how all the "Sweden yes" posting seemed to die down once Drumpf was elected and Amerimutt posting sky-rocketed… Just a NOOTICE for today…

▶ No.130143>>130174
>>130142Ao Floydi: Origins
▶ No.130144>>130145
Problem: I want to stop working but I have not written a way to save the maps yet.
▶ No.130148>>130152
note to self: do not triple dip on edibles
▶ No.130152>>130153
>>130148
I've learned that one is really enough, over two will just speedrun it and leave me with a worse hangover
▶ No.130153
>>130152Yeah I forgot that lesson when I stopped doing edibles months ago. At least I know not to chase the dragon anymore
>>130151I meant the software

▶ No.130154>>130155
Fakeweird anime. cull yourself, Lucas.
▶ No.130157>>130159
Deborah Wilson In: Meth Stranding
▶ No.130159>>130160
>>130157Were you diddled as a kid?
▶ No.130160>>130188
>>130159No, but I’m sure everyone who complains about me was.
▶ No.130164
>>130163New wordfilter discovered
Ski
bidi = SHOOP
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Question: isn't Roxykitten (a character of a child Roxy with cat details) counts as furry

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>>130162Homestruck

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>>130167This reminds me of that time when I was hanging out with a chick and she talked about how people she's weird because she's got man hands and I said "aw, you don't have man hands"
then I took a look at them (being wise in the ways of Digit Ratios and seeing that she had a male one) and I said "Holy shit you DO have man hands"
I would have thought she was a
TRICKSTER if she wasn't literally on her period at the time
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(Ab)using my meido powers to spoiler that file because otherwise the thumbnail gives it away
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What would Roxy think of Arirals from Voices of the Void
▶ No.130176>>130191
>>129976DID YOU KNOW that the church in the background in this is Bebenhausen Abbey in Baden-Württemberg, Germany?
It was originally a Cistercian monastery. The prominent ornate steeple of the monastery church is atypical of Cistercian architecture and commissioned by the abbot Peter von Gomaringen, and built by Brother Georg, a Cistercian architect from Salem Monastery.
This particular image of the abbey was taken by someone named Kia Sebastian in 2006 and circulated for a while as a "gothic wallpaper" along with various edgy edits typical of the period, which is presumably where the author grabbed it from to use as a background.
Also from my experience goth is when you get sloshed innapark and listen to your friend rant about nazism and Thelema for an hour
▶ No.130177>>130179
>>130172Wasn't excepting to smile

▶ No.130181>>130182
I don't know why, but I listen to love themes from video games when I'm suicidal. There has to be some kind of psychological or wire crossing thing there.
▶ No.130185>>130201
>>130146And why is that?

▶ No.130187
>>130156"But Tatsuya, that's you."
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>>130160"Everyone who didn't like this videogame (certified real weird™) was FUARKing molested"
▶ No.130189
>>130169Suicide-worthy.

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>>130176"There is no church in that image."
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>>130121>>130122I jumped around so much that the first album I got was their (later) so I'm going to assume their industrial period was incredibly lazy and derivative since they were reusing tracks on every FUARKing album and also doing covers.
This is the gayest shit I've ever heard. Hard dropped.
▶ No.130195
>>130193>>130194>Get less than eight hours of sleep, mood and mind are completely shot.>>130076Not today, friend.

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>>130170Okay, furby

▶ No.130199
>>130197I thought it ended on 10/25
>>130180At $20 maybe
▶ No.130200
Cowlick is causing my hair to look like devil horns today. Not gonna do anything about it
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>>130201>Because it preceded BLURMPF, brexit, Wilders, etc. "Reaction" and none of that accomplished much of anything. And so…?
▶ No.130203
>>130196>>130197The evil is defeated. If I somehow end up being locked out of an account because of this, so be it. Current me is fine with that outcome.
However I could not help but awkwaaard looking at past me's YouTube comments and such. So much so that I overlooked reading mails I sent to myself just to get it all out of my face.

▶ No.130205>>130206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsrKo75HzO8&list=OLAK5uy_kzcd10uaHZw62iSsN2hULBes71adowhS0&index=1Yeah, FUARKing whatever, dude, I like a lot of these little flourishes. I really do. The problem is that they're stuck to riffs that suck ass and music that lacks harmony (or really, any sort of logical structure if you want to say a lack of harmony is a le good thing or whatever because METAL.) It doesn't have a flow, it kind of has a tempo of trudgy sludgy guitar noises but… that's it. This is supposed to be "melodious." It's just layered dissonance and breakdowns and blah blah blah. I listened to like, half of it but that was mostly because I was cleaning my emails. I would add it to the playlist but no… no, I don't really think it deserves to be there even though the playlist is full of a lot of music I don't exactly like. I'm pretty sure there are other things already there that display the kinds of mind-numbing shit you get from TECHNIKOOL metal (which may go under the name of "melodic" or "symphonic" depending on the moon cycle.)
I really don't think this is an opinion that'd change if I wasn't tired and grumpy, either. This sucks.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL.

▶ No.130207
>>130204Aaaaaand now you made it

▶ No.130209>>130210
>>130208I'm glad we're all on the same page here.
▶ No.130212>>130214
>>130206You were very close.
"It's speed metal." Last song kind of sounds like a Residents song so that's something.
▶ No.130218>>130219
There's someone watching a Metal Baby Rosalina ryona video where they just keep driving into stage hazards
▶ No.130225>>130226
>>130224Why are you yearning with pornography?
▶ No.130227
>>130226You understand the implication you were throwing out.

▶ No.130228>>130230
Mario needs revenge. Fans have been pushing him around like he's some kind of safe boring guy. No! You honestly think a guy like that in fireball fatigues who's littered the battlefield up to his knees in corpses is going to stand for this any longer? A lone Mario stands, face hidden by cap, ready to plow any woman in his path. This is the righteous fury of an Italian denied his true purpose, and it's devastating.
▶ No.130229
"Maybe I should relisten to Lurker of the Chalice's self-titled. Maybe it's deserving of a place on the chart. I'm not even sure if I had the chart back then."

▶ No.130230
>>130228Franchise Wars: Episode 3 - Revenge of the Mario
▶ No.130232>>130233
Opinion:
"The Bloody Beetroots" were better at their earlier albums
Fact:
"War Planets' Shadow Riders" was a cool show
▶ No.130233>>130246
>>130232Is Lucas a weird™ enough guy to know what these are AND enjoy them?
▶ No.130235
>>130234>THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BUGS CALLED BEATLESWHAT IS THIS ABSOLUTE HORSESHIT?

▶ No.130240>>130241
>>130239>I assume a clickbait chan reposter would steak for 10x the impressions thoughI don't understand this sentence.

▶ No.130242
>>130241As long as the message gets out.

▶ No.130245
>>130244Glad you remembered.

▶ No.130246
>>130233We can ask him if he aware of these.
@Lucas, are you?I bet WP:SR have more chances to be known for him as TV show runned early 2000s with reruns, which seem to be Luke's post-toddler days and by that could be something he saw in person. On the other hand we have italian electro band witj original, but not that rare tho stage image of Spiderman's black masks. It's kinda too specific and niche so if he wasn't a fan of modern (by ~2010 year) italian music, it's more than just possible he didn't even met any notice of this band in his entire life untill now in particular

▶ No.130247
Haaaaaa…
▶ No.130248>>130249
GDIAP candy sounds really good right now
▶ No.130252
>>130251Is this New Age woowoo or are AI techbwos legitimately just looping around into animism to rationalize their overuse of technology and futile attempts to make it ethical?
▶ No.130254
>>130253NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

▶ No.130256>>130258>>130274
Also, I thought of a new Rose type: "Goth Elitist Rose Lalonde" (to add to the first endless backlog.)
"Smart, wittty, and obsessively gatekeepy about what a true goth is"
One of her dialogue examples should be pulling out the tombstone slab with the manifesto on it.
Thoughts; is it
grim or does it have a right to exist beyond this short-lived, manic uptick in "productivity"?

▶ No.130257
>>130253I CAN'T SURVIVE THAT
▶ No.130259>>130260
>>130258What's your elevator pitch?
▶ No.130260>>130261
>>130259you put your
BARKBEAST down and then you go to brothers house but it mansion
▶ No.130261>>130262
>>130260Gothic Rose Lalonde lives in a gothic mansion she won in the mail and it's full of ghosts like a baby ghost
▶ No.130262>>130263>>130266>>130270
>>130261>Gothic Rose Lalonde lives in a gothic mansion Oh, yeah, another thing proving
MEX is a FUARKing dumbass is that Rose literally lives in a FUARKing mansion in the woods (on a dark and stormy night) with a personal mausoleum.

"Rose not goth though"
"The Kids aren't subcultural stereotypes because… THEY JUST AREN'T, OKAY?"
▶ No.130263>>130264
>>130262Lalonde house, but it mansion
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>>130266Unironically, what did he mean by this?
▶ No.130269
FUARK it, I'm making it because I'm super depressed and got the unholy "depressed tired second wind right when you were planning to sleep"

▶ No.130270>>130275>>130318
>>130262Please, proceed your thought. So, what do you think kid's archetypes are and what subcultures they are off of?
I can see season and elemental relation.
Bacically, John = wind = spring
Dave = fire = summer
GREEN = earth = winter
Rose = water = autumn
I could also agree to count goth, even tho aubculturally she coukd also be emo with nuances
But what are you talking about exactly and what do you mean at whole?
▶ No.130273>>130276
>>130271>The house it's
BIZNASTY
on. Goth holds no claim to northeastern forests that I will recognize"Why did he pick that house in the first place, retard?"
>Ignores the literal mausoleum Curious.
▶ No.130275>>130279
>>130270>Please, proceed your thought. So, what do you think kid's archetypes are and what subcultures they are off of?>>130007
>I could also agree to count goth, even tho aubculturally she coukd also be emo with nuancesWrong, consult the magic tablet:
>>129976>But what are you talking about exactly and what do you mean at whole?>>130007It's really just that simple. Homestuck started with parodies(? They were more just played straight and made jokes) of "kids you would meet online" that broadly fit into subcultures.
MEX denies this vehemently but not enough to hold a conversation to a satisfying end because he's a prick like that.

▶ No.130278
>>130276>I thought of it yesterday, but Jaspers' tomb is quite stark to be a goth thing.The absolute mental gymnastics.
>It has to be extremely on-the-nose or else it doesn't count>When it's already a FUARKing mausoleum next to a mansion
>I can't even recall if there is a single gate or ivy laced fence on the Lalonde property.I am going to strangle you, you know that, right?
▶ No.130280>>130282
>>130279>I simply think "goth" is a flatteningBut what you're doing is the exact opposite. Your definition needs her to be a stereotype to a FUARKing T to the point where every goth character would just fuse into a complete monolith. Does she need to be wearing black when we first meet her, have a bat as a pet, drop out the notLovecrafts for vampires, sleep in a literal tomb? Where do we draw the line on FUARKing details, the FENCES!?!?!?!?
She doesn't need all the iconography if she has the SPIRIT of goth which I have explicitly laid out and compared her to. Yes, she's not a 1-to-1 and that makes her a more interesting character.
>(that invites further flattening down the road… here be gothfield)Disingenuous because I'm the world's number #1 warrior against gothrot, you slimy FUARK.
▶ No.130283
Anyway, your obligatory Homestuck post for the month was that Hu¢¢ie's prototype names for all the Kids went from 3 to 6 in character length; "Dan" being first meaning he would be the main character. This explains why so many of the comic's conventions are thrown out the window when we get to Dave and why the Dave circlejerk hour was so strong and powerful in warping the comic- he had literally intended his self-insert to be the main character. Violet being last also synchs up with my idea that Jaspers was swapped out for Bequeral.
It's also not entirely possible that the comic would have started on 3/(4+5+6+=)15 but didn't because in his own words, Hu¢¢ie "didn't know what the FUARK he was doing with Flash." By the time he did the Beta, it was already April and so he chose the Kid with the name with four letters to start with and somebody coincidentally (or maybe it was planted, who cares) a name with four letters and so the nebulous and inconsistent naming convention was formed.
Just some speculation that you'd never heard from anyone else. Has to be worth something to someone in this fandom.

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>>130282>Yeah, so I'm telling you don't even slot her in the category.Why are you ESL now?
>I wouldn't ask for everything, but a band poster or something would aid the inferenceGoths by the 90s were barely even about the music (hence their broad and nebulous portrayal in pop culture at the time and, later, in the early 2000s- this makes Goth Elitist Rose, the new friend, incredibly angry) at that point so it's understandable why there isn't (Homestuck is, after all, actually set in 1999.)
That's more of a side-discussion for another day, however.
You need to bend the knee on this one, old man.

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>>130284>Goths by the 90s were barely even about the music (hence their broad and nebulous portrayal in pop culture at the time and, later, in the early 2000s- this makes Goth Elitist Rose, the new friend, incredibly angryLet's also not forget their broad conflation with screamo/emo/scene/FUARKing whatever around that era so that when a 45 year old man is writing a cartoon for kids in CURRENT YEAR (forma de past), he writes a stereotypical goth from the 1980s which really wasn't all that representative of the vast majority of Evanescence listeners back then, which is who he's supposed to be portraying.
This also makes Goth Elitist Rose incredibly angry.
▶ No.130286>>130294
And it all ties back into Raven porn on Newgrounds…
▶ No.130287>>130296>>130298
>>130282>>130284>>130285Also, criminally, I would be remiss to point out the complete anathema to media that Hu¢¢ie had for whatever reason so it's unrealistic for Rose to have a Siouxsie And The Banshees poster or what have you. I don't think a single kid has a reference or interest in any real world music. I don't think a single real-world song is ever even referenced in Homestuck (except maybe the national anthem, if that counts?) We get Dave's "bands nobody's ever heard about" and that's it because he's the hipster but Hu¢¢ie couldn't be arsed to think of any or even make up fake ones and he probably, unironically, is one of those people who's just "not into music" and listens exclusively to videogame OSTs (no anime because DROOL JAPAN)
Hu¢¢ie's references to movies are 90% FUARKing ironic, there are plenty of videogame being referenced/copied/stolen from, uh, you could be generous and say the Lord Of The Rings references were references to the books and DEFINITELY NOT the movies, and there is zero FUARKing music.
▶ No.130289
>>130288GOTHS DON'T OWN RAIN. PLEASE PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE AQUEDUCTS LEADING TO THE GARGOYLE IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM.
▶ No.130292>>130293>>130319
MEX, how hard would it be to code in on-site polls? I want to see the consensus on the great debate of May 2025.

▶ No.130298>>130305
>>130284Do not ignore all of the content of:
>>130285>>130287Yes, that's what goths IN GENERAL were like in the 90s and what lead into current day gothrot, but as I've made clear with my little checklist post last thread, I think Rose fits the gothic spirit pretty cleanly, she has some idiosyncratic flourishes that filter people into either dismissing her as a not a goth or frying their brain into making them produce fanart of her as a caricature.
>>130296"It's what he was attempting, not what he actually did in completion, that's more important. Especially because there's so little of the latter"

▶ No.130299>>130300>>130301
I wouldn't even grant that Hu¢¢ie listens to video game OST, knowing he didn't play Erfbound
▶ No.130300>>130301>>130304
>>130299Ah, yes, the only videogame to ever have a worthwhile OST.
▶ No.130301>>130304
>>130299>>130300But given that he was "inspired" by Earthbound without ever having played it, he probably listened to the soundtrack- so this post is stupid on two different levels.
▶ No.130302>>130303>>130328
Earthbound is overrated.
▶ No.130303
>>130302Fakeweird e-jock safehorny normaldreg game.
▶ No.130306>>130307
>>130304>Nowhere was this impliedYou're just being dumb now.
>I meant he doesn't have enough exposure to video games for "even" OST divingIt really does seem that way but who knows.
▶ No.130308>>130313
>>130305>By the 2000s ensemble cast sorting hat, Goth Girl is simply dark clothes + deadpan snark + paranormal affinity. I do see the "I guess" fit with Rose as the Sam/Gaz/whatever of HomestuckBut I argued before that she was the true spirit of goth, not the diluted boomer and cross-subcultural homunculus version.
>but as you know, the guys who wank themselves raw of such characters are super grating. I'd wish to shield Rose Lalonde from them if I can ("too late")It's literally half the people that still ship Johnrose (self-insert
F4GS) and probably more than half of the people who still draw her given her decade long character assassination arcs.
Once again, I've peeled back
MEX's veil and revealed that, ultimately, the crux of his concerns is with optics instead of the actual content. How telling.
Redeem Shitcker, sar. ▶ No.130309>>130314
>>130307I was just being snarky because you used subpar phrasing.

▶ No.130315>>130316>>130353
>>130314Vidya OST is a very broad category.
▶ No.130318>>130330
>>130270Swap autumn and spring

▶ No.130319
>>130292Thirding this, even though
>>130293 is me
▶ No.130320>>130321>>130323>>130353
>>130314>"this song is bad because… it was in a video game!"We as a society need to move on from this sentiment already.
▶ No.130322>>130353
>>130321I see…
Marzipan: Welcome to the resistance.
▶ No.130324>>130325
Lalonde house but it mansion

▶ No.130325
>>130324Lalonde house but it pe
nis

▶ No.130328>>130329>>130366>>130439
>>130302I wish Mother 3 got the love and production Earthbound got. It would have been the best in the series. Itoi is a
homosexual now, unfortunately.
▶ No.130329>>130331
>>130328>It would have been the best in the series.It already is. The GBA version is fine
▶ No.130330>>130355
>>130318>Swap autumn and springWhy?
▶ No.130331>>130332>>130366>>130439
>>130329The GBA version has 40% of the intended content of the entire thing and had its story and ending censored during production. It’s still my favorite in the series, but you’re not getting the whole experience if you don’t read all the production material and watch the old builds.
▶ No.130333
Not having a good night.


▶ No.130337>>130341
Can a girl fart during anal sex?
▶ No.130342>>130345
>>130341Can a girl SHART during anal sex?
▶ No.130343
When the FUARK is my troon coworker coming in.
▶ No.130347
creepypasta!weegee, you must fight 75! it is your destiny!
▶ No.130348
creepypasta!epic face, it is your destiny to save the day!
▶ No.130350>>130371
>>130313It's feminine dourness alongside the romanticist sensibilities. Rose clearly has a "Lost Romance" thing for wizards going on and drew over a show from her childhood (the fact that this is a thing and why the friend group is a thing because it's the only way Rose knows
GREEN is oft-forgotten) show to be more
grim. That's very goth.
Again, Horrterror shit is "spooky scary" stuff so her interest in that can't be undermined.
Raven is also ACKSHULLY goth- the key is in her stoicism and her hidden poetry. Similar to Rose, they're secretive of the things that make them true goths- and it's not being a deadpan snarker™
Gaz is not goth because she's just purely misanthropic.
Sam isn't goth just because she dresses like a goth. Her romanticism is channeled into "mom friend" (the worst archetype) energy and lefty environmentalist, animal rights politics (the only political beliefs that you can get away with on a kid's show and is also VGH, PVNK)
She, theoretically, has interests pertaining to gothic subculture but they don't lead into the greater gestalt of her personality, only her persona. In that way, Sam is like, the ultimate poseur.
▶ No.130352
>>130310>>130312Guld them this time.

▶ No.130353
>>130314>>130315>>130320>>130321>>130322>>130323Keep in mind that I only made fun of this for people whose only frame of reference for music is videogame and anime OSTs. This was a deep cut for
MEX, for whatever reason.

I think it shows a severe deficit in social development for your media palette to be that limited. It's like if your favorite movies were all videogame adaptations or even more surreally, if all your favorite books were movie adaptations or all your favorite videogames were TV tie-ins. If I knew more about media theory, I could rationalize this more eloquently.
That being said, OSTs aren't constructed in the way that (great) albums are in how they flow. I'm not going to get too deep into this point.
It's not like my music playlists don't have videogame or anime songs in them, suffice to say that I find it a little gay if your top nine (9) (or whatever arbitrary number) includes a videogame or anime OST, I'm going to think you're a little bit of a tard because that's a sign you're "not really into music" which is ironically, the generational parallel to boomers thinking "videogames are for kids." It means you probably just haven't listened to enough music.
▶ No.130354
>>130334>ROXGOTROBLOX.

▶ No.130355>>130365
>>130330He's very stupid is why.
▶ No.130356>>130550
>>130335PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD. PORN BAD. SEX BAD.
▶ No.130357
>>130339>Samejoke about informercials in 2025>>130346Overgrown children poisoned by years of consciously consooming media can't replicate the genuine wonder and strangeness of an actually developing mind.

▶ No.130360
Also, more pros for Final Destination that I forgot in my drunken stupor:
They had the GUTS to brutally murder a child. As someone who loves children, I am highly entertained by over-the-top violence against children in media. Terrible things happening to the most innocent of things is always funny. Maybe, not so much animals because they're not really cognizant of anything but that doesn't mean I'm a "oh the hecking pupper" hypocrite that lurks on r/childfree.
What also feels like r/childfree is the tendency to make the child a little snot so general audiences feel okay when they get
culled. I think if it wasn't like that, the people who get shocked by kids getting
culled would be more shocked and the people that find it funny would find it more funny.
Also, """""""bonus points"""""""" for not INVOKING RACISM in the 1960s even though they had a curmudgeonly old man with 50s of screen time they could have easily squeezed it into. Would it have been absolutely pointless? Yes, but I can see current year movies doing it because they do kind of do that, like, a lot. YES, THE 1960s MIGHT LOOK FUN BUT DID YOU KNOW….. PEOPLE WERE RACIST? This kind of thing wouldn't really cross my mind, if say, I, was writing it but I'm sure that the people making ((((this; that))) thought of it and went "Intuitively, people will know that the 1960s were racist" or it's unironically something that was in the script and got cut and we'll never know because it's not like something like that is important enough to be documented or remembered- ironically, enough.

Behold, the great mind-weakening powers of alcohol on side-tangents in what was already a bloated post.

▶ No.130362
>>130361Dey ah no mash for dis
▶ No.130363
>>130358Takumi's different takes on the same NTR-murder in 100 line
▶ No.130365>>130368
>>130355Um… And why exactly you associate pattern of stupidity with autumn while smartnessmentingly with spring vice versa, come again?
▶ No.130368>>130369
>>130365Come again indeed, this post is incomprehensible.
▶ No.130370
>>130364can you guys tell me what the video is about
▶ No.130374>>130385
>>130371>That's the rub, and Rose's SOVL in that sense is more honest and true than say, Rose is anything but honest, that's kind of the real crux of her character. Even her private writings have layers of insincerity for plausible deniability.
> Still, I'd prefer to coin or discover a new term for the temperament that is not so wedded to a fashion/music/high school lunch table scene with its own mores, poseurs and gatekeeping to worry about>Optics>Unless you enjoy inviting endless argument and definitional decay policing against the hordes?How do you not know who I am yet?

▶ No.130375>>130385
>>130371>Something recognizable, but exosting only as an idealized archetype to strive towards, like The Ingenue or The TsundereAlso, people would still argue over that, idiot.

▶ No.130377>>130383
>>130376I don't know if ammonia is something that smells bad so much as smelling it makes you nauseous.
There's an important distinction there.
Smells should go into a four-category system. I don't know what smells good and makes you nauseous though; maybe some flowers?
▶ No.130382
>>130380Dude was getting head.

▶ No.130384>>130388
>>130383Finally, you're useful for something.

▶ No.130386
>>130385Did he actually say that? I didn't think I could hate him more.

▶ No.130389
>>130388Woops, I have to
cull you now.

▶ No.130391
>>130390Not really. It seemed weirdly porous on the flabby bits. Main face, maybe, sure? But we know that fake-up could very well be a factor.
▶ No.130394
>>130393*Puts hand up to channel my strength into him.*

▶ No.130395>>130398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxbyDDf4UBQ&list=OLAK5uy_kBMNdtD8A5pZFrR6rcBI92XW4Nti41O9Y&index=1It's blackened punk metal hybrid. "It is what it is." It's good, sure, but I feel like a slightly younger, less seasoned me would be blown away by this. The question is whether I've been desensitized to enjoying things or if I've just grown wiser about the potential of extreme music or have more matured sensibilities that allow me to pick up on finer detail…

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL.

▶ No.130396>>130399
Bro…Shaggy Blanco…so powerful…!
▶ No.130397
>>130392BIDEN CRIME FAMILY COVER UP??
▶ No.130399>>130402
>>130396Why do you hate actually weird media?

▶ No.130400
>>130398Good that you picked that because I think we would have otherwise eventually run into the problem where there were two Blacks up for grabs.

▶ No.130402>>130405>>130408
>>130399You hate Homestuck, which, as far as I’m concerned, is the only piece of upstream pop culture ever made by an actual weird person. As far as internet stuff overall, I don’t think the Shaggy Blanco guy is actually that weird, and the people who watch it definely aren’t.
▶ No.130405>>130409
>>130402>You hate Homestuck, which, as far as I’m concerned, is the only piece of upstream pop culture ever made by an actual weird person.Lmao.
>As far as internet stuff overall, I don’t think the Shaggy Blanco guy is actually that weird, and the people who watch it definely aren’t.You were using that comment to sarcastically comment on Sprunki's content which is definitely weird content for real weird guys.

▶ No.130408>>130412>>130423
>>130402>an actual weird personHe's just an ahole
▶ No.130409>>130411>>130416
>>130405Oh, what, that animation you posted? Tamers comedy is basically the Tim And Eric/Eric Andre of the internet. It’s FUARKing awful, not to mention it only exists out of Stockholm syndrome because everything else appreciable on the internet has been ruined.
▶ No.130411
>>130409>Tamers comedy It's not Tamers comedy.
>>130409>Tim And Eric/Eric Andre of the internet. It’s FUARKing awful, not to mention it only exists out of Stockholm syndrome because everything else appreciable on the internet has been ruined.Rent-free and retarded.
▶ No.130412>>130414>>130422>>130423
>>130408It's deliberately broad.

▶ No.130415>>130416>>130417
I want an Asian woman to try hurting me. She can't.
▶ No.130416
>>130415Real weird.
>>130409Fake weird.

▶ No.130418>>130419
>>130417Sounds like an isekai.
▶ No.130419>>130420
>>130418VGGGGGH ISEKAI ME INTO A WORLD FULL OF ASIAN
wwomen THAT WANT TO HURT ME BUT CAN'T
▶ No.130420>>130421
>>130419That… also sounds like a real isekai.

▶ No.130421
>>130420I Was Invincible In The Real World, So I Isekai'd Myself Into The S Class Heroine World, But I Was Still Invincible
▶ No.130425>>130426>>130427
>>130373Yes. Latinx Roje Lalondez, Irish
GREEN O'
MOTORCYCLE, some blondie in red and Azula in purple
▶ No.130426>>130433
>>130425You're going to Hell for making Rose a Chicana. Especially before I could.
Also Clover (also Irish) is clearly Roxy, come on, now, man.
▶ No.130427>>130428>>130433
>>130425I'm not familiar with the Homestuck character Azula
▶ No.130428
>>130427She's Vriska's secret sister.

▶ No.130430>>130434
>>130429Hu¢¢ie broadening his anus works?

▶ No.130433
>>130426
Yeah, after you've picked into that, it seem so obvious now
>>130427It's from
Homestuck4: the Revenge of Metaverse (concept isn't finished)>
Also Clover (also Irish) is clearly Roxy, come on, now, man
▶ No.130434>>130443
>>130423>>130430Maybe he'll be Goatssie instead of Hu¢¢ie for 2026
▶ No.130435
Or even GOATssie so it sounds like praise until you know
▶ No.130443
>>130434>Goatssie
I'm not even sure if I want to see sticker like that either totally not
▶ No.130446>>130449
>>130442MAMMIES ARE BAD BECAUSE THEY'RE STEREOTYPES SO THEY JUST ARE, OKAY!?!??!
Please ignore all other (white) ethnic stereotyping used for advertising. ▶ No.130447>>130448
>>130445To buy or not to buy?
Decide for him, oh, magic 8-ball
2 out of 3



▶ No.130450
>>130449They were, as slaves
M-massa..
▶ No.130457
Lithuanian composite girl cute…
▶ No.130461
>>130460It's because they have more traditionally European features.

▶ No.130463
>>130460I think this test is biased. I have had 6+ japanese face and about 2 chinese. ~5 of area to south-east from India and about 1 ftom native amirucans and 1 of escimos.
▶ No.130464>>130470
>>130462>We were beaten to the punch>We were beaten>We were>WeWho?
▶ No.130469>>130471
>>130465I bet it's a best Korea, because in South Korea it would be commercial advertising signs
▶ No.130470>>130472>>130475
>>130464Me and
MEX had the "Asian woman ethnicity test" as a pie-in-the-sky idea.
>>130466Aiyah…..
▶ No.130471>>130476
>>130469It's Yanbian Korean Autonomous Prefecture in China
▶ No.130473>>130474
>>130472>Headshots of single wwomen can lead to outfit and makeup mindgames I deliberately wanted to avoid those tells though.

▶ No.130475>>130478
>>130470Oh, I see.
Then you, probably, watching jappy porn or chonise porn the most therefore recognise these face more of all.
I personaly used literally only 4 options to guess and, as you can see, get what it like goid results
▶ No.130476>>130477
>>130471>It's Yanbian Korean Autonomous Prefecture in ChinaClose enough
Etoh… bleh 
▶ No.130477>>130481
>>130476It seems pretty interesting. It's on the border of North Korea and Russia
▶ No.130478>>130481
>>130475>probably, watching jappy porn or chonise porn the most therefore recognise these face more of all.Just who the Hell do you think I am?

▶ No.130481>>130486
>>130478Asian girls enjoyer, I suppose
>>130477Yeah, I've checked online maps
Yet, it still not as impresive as Iran(!) in summer(!!) have snow and ski resorts(!!!)
▶ No.130484>>130485
>>130459I only got 3…

▶ No.130486
>>130481>Asian girls enjoyer, I supposeI do not watch porn.

▶ No.130487
RIP JAVanon… We were too awkwaaard…
▶ No.130488>>130489>>130491
I'm so good at this shit, it's unreal. 3/26 though.
Watch me beat you.

▶ No.130502
>>130459This is absolute bullshit.

I've just had more absolute misses because I assumed "somewhere in southeast Asia" instead of metagaming and assuming some Japanese ethnic minority.

▶ No.130509>>130511
>>130508cullED FOR HER KIDNEY STONE IN COLD BLOOD.

▶ No.130513>>130515
5/23 - Day of Retribution
5/25 - Floydsmas
Need a gap filler for the a whole holiday weekend
▶ No.130514
>>130511Myanmar
GREEN cloning facilities…

▶ No.130517>>130518>>130519>>130538
Where's the catfish dragon Pokémon already, Gamefreak, you FUARKing hacks!?!?!??!

▶ No.130518
>>130517(Water/Dragon, obviously)

▶ No.130520
>>130519>Gyara? Not a dragon and not catfish enough.
>That thingDon't know its name but not a dragon nor does it look like them.
▶ No.130522>>130526>>130528
>>130521Are Indians mentally seven years old?
▶ No.130523>>130524>>130530
Gamefreak = cyberjocks???
▶ No.130524
>>130523Everyone is a cyberjock until proven otherwise.

▶ No.130526
>>130522seven is a little too advanced I think
five perhaps?

▶ No.130527
>>130525When hovering over the "I", it says nothing as well…

▶ No.130529>>130531
>>130528The "arm under the shirt" thing is a classic playground trick however.
▶ No.130532
ack
▶ No.130533>>130535
Fakeweird? Trueweird? Lukeweird?
▶ No.130534
keep mspa wweird
▶ No.130536
Essential Weirdcore RPG maker
▶ No.130540>>130543
>>130539why is it so important that its a dragon
▶ No.130543
>>130540Because it's a play on how long the whiskers are in ancient Asian depictions of dragons, similar to Drampa.
>>130542First of all, why the FUARK is it called that? Second of all, just Cherry Coke Sucino.
▶ No.130544>>130545>>130551
Hey everyone, hope y'all are doing good today.
▶ No.130546
>>130485Rose? Rose Lalonde?
▶ No.130547>>130556
>>130431Baby picture of
>>130323 ▶ No.130550
>>130356Sharty be like "PORN BAD. SEX BAD." (Unless it's BBC raremanold porn of course, you don't understand it's soy culture or something)
▶ No.130552>>130553
i wwant to die
▶ No.130555>>130558>>130631
>>130554Still human is a win

▶ No.130556>>130632
>>130547The truck isekais minky momo to a different genre
▶ No.130560
>>130558That's basically all fascism though.

▶ No.130563>>130633
>>130558
I'm mean, you could waste 100 years as a tortoise or tree
▶ No.130573>>130575
>>130572>such a good designI really love the design of a tablet with a slight curve to it and a doublechin, it's so evocative and says so much about her character.
Unironically, what is wrong with these people? What do they see in shit like this? Is it beyond fetishism? Is it some kind of broader xenophilia?
Why did you post that
F4G's shit in the thread in the first place? The only reason why I clicked on their profile is because I thought their description was ironic.
▶ No.130585>>130586>>130587
Kanaya
▶ No.130590>>130593
>>130587She's all Fent'd up. Tis' the season, I suppose…
▶ No.130596>>130601
>>130593I tried to look it up but maybe you'll have more luck since I think you made the crop.
From what I can remember, it's "That kind of thinking is wrong." "The world shouldn't be like this."
But alas, I actually found the original after some digging.
▶ No.130597
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.

▶ No.130603
Also, God, holy shit, I hate YouTube music.
▶ No.130606
DQIII-HD got a big update… but they didn't fix the WOKE!
▶ No.130608
>>130607FUARK, I have to fix the asymmetry.
▶ No.130612>>130613>>130635
Banjo-Kazooie can't be as terrible as DK64, right? (I've only played the latter)
▶ No.130613>>130614
>>130612Look at gameplay footage of it.

▶ No.130619>>130620
>>130618Worth beheading before or after raping?
▶ No.130620
>>130619Wait, I got it backwards; worth raping before or after beheading?

▶ No.130621
Because she definitely needs to die, for a number of reasons, really.
▶ No.130624>>130628
Another password data breach?

▶ No.130626
>>130625Death and diap to the soy girlfail.

▶ No.130628
>>130624You can only have generated passwords these days.
But names, location, and other info getting leaked sucks so much.

▶ No.130632>>130641
>>130556I think you replied to the wrong post
▶ No.130633>>130640>>130659
>>130563dude shut the FUARK up. you're a goddamn idiot if you don't want to be a tree
▶ No.130635>>130663
>>130612it's one of the best games on the system. trust

▶ No.130636>>130663
>>130607>>130611all 3 are great games
▶ No.130637>>130638>>130644>>130665
Not having any meaningful connection is starting to make me go insane. I can’t make sense of life and it’s starting to really scare me. Genuinely, what could the point possibly even be? Everything feels like it ladders up to nothing and doesn’t produce any meaning. Everything I experience is starting to disturb me because everything feels the same.
▶ No.130638>>130663
>>130637"the struggle towards the sky is enough to fill a man's heart. one must imagine sisyphus happy."

▶ No.130642>>130643>>130661
>>130639if an opinion is bad then they will be redirected
▶ No.130644>>130645>>130651
>>130637connections don't matter
▶ No.130645>>130647
>>130644I mean connections to other people.
▶ No.130646
>>130643hi ho, hi ho! to FEMA camp we go!
▶ No.130649>>130650
Shit, the NEW moon just rolled over. I'm supposed to be locking you for this one /hsg/, I'll give it a little time though


▶ No.130650
>>130649save me bluebuddies
▶ No.130658
>>130630Mark one for Orientalism complaints from Ishida.
The person he's making fun of one who barely exists and Tatsuya probably cares way more about race and porn than the average porn consumer
▶ No.130659
>>130633Why are you strawmanning Dharmic religions, like, what is the genesis of this
▶ No.130660
>>130657No joke? This guy had a gimmick. I forget what it was but I don't remember if it was this.
Black people love dey spah. ENDLESS ROBOTICS arc symbolism for the writer being Aunt Fritzi and not having to think of new scenarios?
▶ No.130661
>>130634>Virtue ethics don't existAnd yes, Persona 5 had to make all of its villains comically evil in order for the action of the Phantom Thieves more palatable. It is in many ways the "darkest" Persona because of SOCIETY. You would think that, with Personas, nebulous as a concept they may be, they would have better ways of exposing corruption. But no, mind control. I support someone losing literally all of their freewill if they're a terrible person which is why prison
DIAP is cool and okay for violent offenders- it's just the long arm of the law extending even further up into your colon.
Murder is too far though.
There has never, ever been a corrupt individual exposed by Persona users in the greater Persona series using methods other than outright mind
DIAP.
>>130639cull nigs, durrhurr.
>>130642You mischaracterized what I said and bastardized the usage of something specifically meant for politi
mu2tardblooding, FUARK off.
>But you mischaracterized what I saidDon't compare my hyperbole to you saying that "you MVST love
DIAP because you oppose mind
DIAP xD" with the hilarious Spongian echo of "epic" thrown in.
>>130643>>anything bad IRL gets called fascist/naziThe last person to make this talking point should be a Neo Nazi nukie, even if it is correct.
▶ No.130663
>>130635>>130636Lol, lmao
>>130638Oh,
pii22 off with your positive nihilism epic Reddit meme.
▶ No.130665
>>130637I wonder why you lack meaningful connections with your stellar personality. You're so accommodating, open-minded, and approachable.
▶ No.130667>>130668
>>130662>>130664*Jumps in front of the d00m*
▶ No.130671
>>130670We're reaching Floydtech that shouldn't even be possible on the demonic magic route.
▶ No.130672
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.

▶ No.130678
Does blocking channels actually affect your algo or are the dramabait channels and whatever I keep blocking just get replaced with more dramabait and WOKE WARS channels?
What is this creaturoid I saw while mousing over it?

▶ No.130681
What's with weird ethereal races always having a vague French/Russian combination accent? Do voice directors just think "Yeah, that kind of surreal half-way accent sounds good with an echo effect applied to it." Also, it's usually a lady.

▶ No.130682>>130683>>130771
>>130679>>130680Like, I wanted to say "hurrdurr
BIZNASTY
pokeFUARKers" for the shits and giggles but frankly, I'm more just tired by the fact that they don't just realize it's NEW vs. OLD.

▶ No.130686>>130709>>130712
>>130679Cherrypicked. They deliberately omitted Nessa, Nemona, Brock, and all the Team Skull characters.
▶ No.130687>>130705
Hey guys. How was your time away? Mine was okay, I guess. I have $0 to my name now.
▶ No.130689>>130708>>130738
I asked ChatGPT to generate a goth girl
BIZNASTY
on our discussions here, and it gave me these two results.
▶ No.130691
>>130653> ## HermitLiterally who and why
▶ No.130709>>130712
>>130686Brock's an especially funny case because one of his primary traits in the anime is lusting after
wwhite wwomen.
Maybe he doesn't count because he's a race traitor (ANOTHER JAPANESE ETHNIC MINORITY WIN.)
▶ No.130711>>130735
>>130692>Wine Aunt RoseSaved, for the future.
▶ No.130713
>>130702Not pictured: our main characters.
▶ No.130717>>130718
>>130716Junko and some other
8ITCH who doesn't matter, who cares.

▶ No.130724>>130731
THIS caught my eye. What the FUARK is this?

I'll get onto extreme metal orthopraxy eventually, let me just get all the weird (and sometimes bad) shit out of my way first.
▶ No.130726
>>130725Dopefish superiority.

▶ No.130727>>130728
Why is it unironically a trend to replace [OLD REFERENCE] with a Fobby Tox one? If I had a nickel for every time that happened, I'd have two nickels. It's not a lot but it's still weird that it's happened at least twice.

▶ No.130729>>130734
>>130728Nobody was up in arms to replace the pig-girl shopkeeper or Dopefish.

▶ No.130731>>130763
>>130723>>130724It's a fun experiment. I would say it never gets into its groove for… whatever it's trying to do. Unfortunately, the guitar tones are kind of out of metal and enter more into grunge territory or just heavy metal which is…. you know, not ideal, for me, personally. It only dips into embarrassing territory a couple of times which is a great compliment considering the types of fusions attempted here.
Then we get into really gay territory. I'm not sure how to describe it other than indie alternative rock zone.
However, it's worth remembering and cataloguing- because it's weird.
▶ No.130732>>130733
I didn't see Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning.
I rate it 7 XLRs out of 7 XLRs

The consensus:
Pros:
I took a nap

Cons:
I didn't see the movie.
▶ No.130736>>130756
>>130735What is this? An Italian alien?
▶ No.130737>>130739
>>130733No, but he might have unironically fought the Hollywood equivalent of a Metal Gear.
▶ No.130740>>130743
>>130738What Rose variant is this?
▶ No.130741
>>130739Death Stranding 3: Under The Sea will be underwater.

▶ No.130748
>>130745>>130747Also, just make it :shid:
▶ No.130756
>>130736It is Bono from U2 in his persona known as The Fly
▶ No.130757
>bing 'e-hentai forums'
>top result ATF
Erm, Microshaft??
▶ No.130759>>130760
>>130758I'm inspired.

▶ No.130762
>>130760Inspires you to hate…
▶ No.130771>>130772
>>130682you expect racists to be thoughtful?

▶ No.130774>>130775
>>130772>these characters are bad because… they're brown!it's racism
▶ No.130775
>>130774There are several layers of you not getting the point.

▶ No.130777>>130780>>130781
>>130776>優しい人Ah, a RETVRN to tradition, I see.

▶ No.130783>>130787
>>130781How many layers were there before?
>>130782No, you just lack creativity, just change it to :allwrong:, bwo.
▶ No.130785>>130789
>>130768>>130784This is the kind of person who'd say that liking comic books and videogames is a "redflag".

▶ No.130788
>>130787I miss oldest one, because I got used to it.

▶ No.130792
>>130791It's implied. It's the general thought process. Shit is inescapable with you
>Substance abuse Stacy has unrealistic standards for men>Makes a compromise for a morally shady characterI see you, in all your forms. Don't be coy.

▶ No.130793>>130795
Finish your God damn 優しい人 game so that this can be exorcised from you already.
▶ No.130794
Also, man, people get on Nintendo's ass for not innovating but Atlus legitimately flooded the market so hard they nearly bankrupted and "wore out their welcome" with things that people don't care about in CURRENT YEAR (flashes in the pan)
Persona basically started as a series for pandering and it's only gotten worse. I think people are somehow more at risk for endless NEWEST ONE than they were in the past and I don't know how to explain why.
▶ No.130796
>>130795Regardless, I want the curse of 優しい人 lifted from this thread.

▶ No.130797>>130799
Where'd she go,
MEX?

▶ No.130802>>130803
>>130801Why are you crying? Think the socks are gay?

▶ No.130804
>>130803>The toes, specifically.It's supposed to be autistic, girlfail-coded.
>Maybe it can be a rare pull
▶ No.130814>>130817
Dangan theme instantiated (Reverse Justice arcana btw)

▶ No.130815>>130816>>130818
too much air bubbles in stomach 💢
▶ No.130818>>130836
>>130815*8urp*>>130817I'd like it to spin, but a simple revolving gif was bigger than the bg images
▶ No.130833
It has been two times now that I have numb-armedly knocked over a water bottle trying to take morning meds. What's the symbolism behind this?
▶ No.130834
Also, also, also, I can now no longer get over how "Just be careful lmao" ruins the entire LIFE-DENYING GEIST of the series.

▶ No.130837
K
▶ No.130838
I
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K