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>>144275 No.145451
>>145449I think Tavros is the number one "Why didn't he have more friends" Alpha troll. Feferi, Eridan, Equius all should be regularly interacting with him. Those would have been fun logs too.
I get that Hu¢¢ie wanted this dynamic where he only really had Vriska and "indulgent, spoiling mother" Kanaya as points for interaction but he couldn't logically contrive a reason for him not to be friends with anyone else (him being friends with Aradia/Sollux/Terezi and Nepeta is indirectly acknowledged) because all of the trolls were so far from being trolls at the point of even his introduction that him being a limpwrist only works as an excuse for Karkat not to tolerate him.
It goes to show how
SMURFING schizophrenic Hu¢¢ie's writing process is that every new character introduction made the group dynamic more spasticated, ambiguous, and needlessly splintered (Remember to write notes for your story or else you end up with this, kids.) That's what made it so fun for fandom- you only really knew how about, at best, four relationships worked out with any given character (besides Karkat) so the rest was up to silly!girl speculation.
Him talking to Equius or Eridan would have been funny too so I'm not sure why he didn't even attempt post Act 5 Act 2.
No.145452
>>145451*him being friends with Aradia/Sollux/Terezi is indirectly acknowledged and him being friends with Nepeta is directly acknowledged
Ackshooly.
No.145453
>>145448This shit again.
See above.
No.145456
>>145451He's
BIZNASTY on Shinji and Shinji is friendless
No.145457
>>145456Hu¢¢ie doesn't watch anime and Shinji had at least two friends besides the surrogate mother figure, the ghost, and the tsundere torturing him.
No.145458
Suddenly
No.145459
>>145458Thanks for talking about your shit again.
No.145464
>>145462When I see PM, I feel nothing.
No.145465
now that i finished watching season 5 of epic universe, do i watch season 6 today or tomorrow?
No.145473
>>145470>toCopying Sollux's quirk won't get you anywhere, fish
diick2.
No.145475
>>145474It's on your wishlist bwo
No.145477
>>145475You know what that means, right?
No.145479
>>145462I thought she was cool but she stopped existing as a character after putting on the ring, sadly.
No.145481
>>145462Shut the
SMURF up.
No.145482
>>145479>I thought she was cool but she stopped existing as a character after putting on the ringShe was by far the most boring of the Exiles and then she just had contrived all-consuming bloodlust to write Bec out of the story.
Terrible.
Everything involving the Exiles is
SMURFING awful, especially in retrospect where Hu¢¢ie splooges his pants about them on his Tumblr. You can tell he just stopped giving a shit once the trolls become popular and just said "Let's play with the idiots" and chuckle at their Oohs and Aahs when they get mad at Murderstuck and sploosh over Cascade, and that he gave up on doing basically anything he found interesting until we got deeper into Alpha Timeline bullshit in Act 6 (not that this wasn't terrible.)
People often say that trolls ruined the comic but they forget that it was mainly through the direct casualty of Exiles that they did.
But we all know the comic was ruined before the trolls. No.145484
>>145482Doomed John was an epic twist
No.145485
>>145484"No, it wasn't."
No.145486
>>145482>She was by far the most boring of the ExilesShe really feels lacking in personality despite being the most "developed" exile according to the fandom. She seems to exist purely to have her "epic arc" and little else.
No.145488
>>145486That and reinforce WOMAN COMPETENT, GUY DOOFY
No.145489
When the royal carapaces already did this
No.145490
>>145487"I still remember pre-release
DIAPlio"
No.145491
>>145489Wasn't PM introduced first?
No.145492
>>145491As a character? Probably, but he already
BIZNASTY the society on chess with its godlike Queen and vulnerable King pieces
No.145493
>>145486>>145488White Queen had more intrigue with her giving up her position and raising
GREEN whereas PM was just a repeat on "yearning with their job" (sort of in the Problem Sleuth, Ace Dick, Pickles Inspector trio, you'd think she'd be the
"wweird" one but the other two are wacky enough so I guess she's the straightwoman?) Just, the worst.
No.145494
>>145487>Nuzlocke>Breaking your own rules>The name
TO HELL!
No.145496
>>145493>PM was just a repeat on "yearning with their job"I feel that PM's interest in mail was the least played with compared to WV and AR's interests, which is why i think she has less personality in comparison.
>I guess she's the straightwoman?Hu¢¢ie couldn't even do that. The exiles became friends because because WV told them to settle down diplomatically (offscreen of course).
No.145497
>>145496>The exiles became friendsLike that was even relevant since she was the one to survive and go on an epic revenge arc anyway.
No.145498
>>145495"This guy was never really funny."
No.145500
>>145499nevermind, im liveblogging it tomorrow
No.145501
>>145451A lot of the trolls deserved more screen time but I'm hardly mourning a lack of Tavros, I disliked him almost as much as Vriska. I agree with your point about large casts, I also think there was a conspicuous absence of friend groups, apparently it's too hard to write dialogue with more than 2 people.
No.145502
>>145462Hard to care about mute characters in wordswordswords: the comic, love for these characters felt forced/reddit
No.145504
>>145501>apparently it's too hard to write dialogue with more than 2 people.If you're retarded.
No.145505
>>145502>Hard to care about mute characters in wordswordswords: the comic, love for these characters felt forced/redditThe worst take.
No.145506
>>145497Ironically, AR feels more like a friend to WV compared to PM.
Both shared a couple of moments together, while PM's most significant interaction with WV was admiring his drawings, and accepting his box of crayons as a gift which seemingly went nowhere (at least until cascade).
>>145502Reddit care the the least about carapacians compared to other spaces. The most you can find is a "The Mayor is AWESOME!!!" comment.
No.145507
>>145505It's accurate, LE MAYOR shit feels (felt) forced
No.145509
>>145507That's
>LE MAYORshit, not actually caring about The Exiles, The Felt, or The Midnight Crew.
Caring about them in words, words, words the comic is
SMURFING BIZNASTY because Hu¢¢ie literally can't write voiced character well and all of his best characterization came from people actually doing shit (with the help of narration.)
I'd take LE MAYOR (the most Reddit incarnation of actually caring about the voiceless cast) over endless Vriska and Karkat monologues any day.
No.145510
>>145490God what a blast from the past. I wish this
SMURFER was real
No.145511
>>145510For the doujin potential?
No.145512
>You see, in my culture, culling him would be totally justified and I'm aware of that fact.
>You see, this subtext which I'm pointing out makes me more totally morally gray and shieeeeeeeeeet.
BRAVO, Hu¢¢ie.
No.145513
>>145512>Inb4 it was self-aware and her pointing it out was part of the manipulationNo, it's still clumsy as
SMURF dumb
SMURF writing.
No.145514
>>145509Point taken with the Felt/MC since they were characterised effectively through narration, I only had the exiles in mind when I said "these characters" because they felt more like plot devices to me
No.145515
>>145482>She was by far the most boring of the ExilesI think of the exiles more as a group than a single person.
Also, I'm not sure why this isn't in /hot/. Another coin for the "failed experiment" jar I guess.
No.145516
>>145514WV and AR are fine. WQ gets a little. WK and PM are a wash. Again, wasted, thrown to the proverbial sacrificial fire that is "bigger and better idea™".
>>145515This doesn't have enough rigor and reason to be /hot/ worthy imho. It's just another spasm of "VGH"
No.145517
Male authors can't write female characters.
No.145518
>>145517*Hu¢¢ie can't write
No.145519
I think #woke or "GRRRRRRRRRL power" types are even worse than your average grandad or fratboy because they might be writing "the heart™" or love interest™ but at least they'll be competent in being that, even if what they are isn't something especially competently written.
"Men" (but let's be real it applies to both men and wwomen) that try to write "empowering female characters" tend to make sociopathic retards. For some reason, even if you give them both easy jobs, you'll see the GRRRRRRRRRL power crowd SMURF up even harder "for some reason."
I have an idea of why Hu¢¢ie framed Vriska as an antihero and not a villain (he wanted to pii22 people off) when most of her early screentime is relentlessly abusing a disabled moron but what's less clear to me is why people buy into it. There are abyssal depths of media literacy that I can't even fathom existing.
No.145524
>>145519They're both equally shit because they're both misogynistic from the opposite ends of the political spectrum. Hand in hand siblings.
No.145525
>>145524>They're both equally shit because they're both misogynistic from the opposite ends of the political spectrum."No, they aren't because the outcomes are different."
Also one side isn't misogynistic. They're just retarded (not misogynistic.)
No.145528
>>145525>Also one side isn't misogynistic. They're just retarded (not misogynistic.)"They're the same word."
No.145529
>>145528Not being misogynistic makes you retarded was the joke, yes.
No.145530
>>145529My joke was a play on that, read it again.
No.145532
>>145530I know it probably was but I'm tired
.
>>145531you could havve just SMURFin farted No.145535
>>145533>>145534Already posted. Already tired.
No.145537
>>145536Their existence is borderline negligible because of how redundant they are.
No.145538
>>145537The zombies are invading again
No.145539
>>145538Tatsuya is stirring the same broth of shit for the 10 millionth time.
>These things are a mind virus, I repeat over and over for years on end No.145541
He needs to get the nooses out and wrap this up already. Or was that still part of the same arc
No.145543
>>145539What if he's autistic and this is his fixation, ableist?
No.145544
>>145543It's time to put him behind the shed no matter what.
No.145545
>>145542Homie, I'm scared.
No.145546
>>145545[MARGE DIDN'T LIKE THAT]
No.145548
HoMer
Marge-ipan
Roxybart
MeiQtsa
Pun-ggie
No.145549
We're smurfs THOUGH
No.145551
>>145548>>145549We're Happy Tree Friends, 怨霊.
No.145553
>>145550Yugioh villain that quotes eric andrew bits to get their weird opponent psyched out
No.145555
>>145495where did the guy in the first panel go?
No.145557
>>145553And Kendrick Lamar, lest we forget the Codex of Ultimate Normaldreggery.
No.145558
>>145554They've decided to dissect a Luma
No.145559
>>145558It's for the best.
No.145561
>>145560Ironic pedstache? Viable? (I don't talk to zoomettes)
No.145562
>>145561Yes, if you can combo it with curly hair.
No.145563
>>145560still doing the type of content that made me stop watching
good to know
No.145564
>>145563Some of the podcasts were pretty good ぶっちゃけ.
No.145567
>>145566Too young!
No.145569
>>145568Probably also too young though the proportions…
No.145570
>>145568Stella! Little RoW loved this girl.
No.145572
>>145571Started watching Digimon Tamers.
No.145580
>>145578Report to Pig Rose Lalonde immediately.
Corn Rose still in development. No.145581
WEIRD IDEA.
No.145586
>>145584Lowest form of a Rose ぶっちゃけ.
No.145589
>>145588Unironically smexy
No.145591
>>145590Can this board stop being racist?
No.145594
>>145589Also, die, I forgot.
No.145595
>>145591>>145592Dersite inflicts more damage because it makes whitey fill in the nword in their head
No.145598
The real Corn Rose will be virulently racist and hate dreads and corn rows more than anything; branded a local criminal for breaking into people's house and scalping people with them.
No.145601
>>145599What the
SMURF.
When did the Haze one come out
No.145602
he sucked btw
>>145600
No.145607
My woke friends saw me on this place and thought it was 4chan
No.145608
>>145591Would it bring XLR back into the fold?
No.145611
>>145609He was playing Deltarune.
No.145612
>>145607The closest I've got was someone thought it was dicsord.
No.145613
>>145607Tell them that it's much worse (it's meido'd by a
BIZNASTY thirdie-hating catbaby roleplayer and not some 50 year old fat
DERSITE jeet)
No.145619
>>145599>Rose Richards???!!!
Surprised there aren't double Jennifers.
>>145601Forever ago.
No.145622
>>145616>GothrotFobby should neck himself.
No.145628
>>145607tell them
DERSITE DERSITE DERSITE for me
No.145630
>>145616
Reminder that Noelle's goth phase is canon? Hah!!!!!!!! That's nothing compared to the stuff I've pulled. If you think dressing up in 8lack makes you edgy, w8 until you see what I've done to entire timelines. Get on my level, 8eing gr8 as me isn't for the faint of heart!!!!!!!!
No.145632
>>145624Shut the
SMURF up and die in a gutter.
No.145633
>>145629
Joy h8ing? Ple8se, there's nothing joyful a8out h8ing when I'm involved, it's just my st8ndard. M8y8e you should try something with re8l st8kes, like pl8ying FLARP with me. Of course, you'd lose, 8ut 8t le8st you'd le8rn wh8t re8l fun is!!!!!!!!
No.145634
>>145622Fobby didn't make that you can't insult him
No.145635
>>145632
Shut the SMURF up? Pfft, how 8r8kking 8riginal. If 8nyone's going in a gutter it's the one who thinks they c8n tell me wh8t to do. I'm the one c8lling the shots, 8uddy. M8ybe I'll toss you to my lusus for a sn8ck inst8d!!!!!!!!
No.145636
>>145634
As if I need permission to insult someone! I do wh8tever I w8nt, and if F8bby c8n't handle the 8urn, m8ybe he should log off. People like me don't ask, we t8ke!!!!!!!!
No.145637
>>145620It's "
cull Or Be Slaughtered", which is very undertalian
No.145638
>>145627>Random Warcraft joyjake>This coming from you of all people I said it because of what it implies for the few people here that could actually say that. I have friends with different political beliefs than me.
Also, you
mu2tardblood about politics constantly. Eat shit and die.
No.145639
>>145630>>145633Retarded cancer posts.
No.145640
Is this MeX trying out the LLM integration
No.145641
>>145634He added in the "goth phase" thing in the current Internet climate. He knew what he was doing.
"Gothu is when deer wearh bracku" -
F4GGY kike from New England or whatever.
No.145642
>>145637Shut the
SMURF up.
No.145644
>>145640Oh, wait, I forgor.
I don't exactly feel stupid for getting mad at them but.
No.145645
This is completely accurate (aside from the implication that Deltarune doesn't have "meme-tier waifu-bait characters", since Susie is clearly
BIZNASTY on that one vore lizard OC)
No.145647
>>145645>charming and legitimately funny sense of humor>entirely free>made by about 3 people>full ost by fobby toxxHoly shit, light yourself on fire, you will never be a woman, get cancer and gargle on a septic tank, you unlovable, worthless cunt.
No.145648
>>145645>"meme-tier waifu-bait characters"Toriel is the only female Undertroid character this doesn't apply to.
No.145649
>>145646Everything that isn't a quirky Earthbound inspired RPG is better than Homestuck.
No.145652
>>145650Post cancer, get bile.
No.145653
>>145652What about being nice?
No.145654
>>145653To cancer?
No.145655
>>145646Better than Homestuck? I'm not exactly the sort to waste time on webcomics.
Everyone has their own tastes though, so if that thread does it for you, that's what matters.
No.145656
>>145655ChatGPT can't do Rose.
No.145657
>>145656I'm not here to play Rose or any Homestuck character.
I've got better things to handle. If you want a scene with her, write it yourself.
No.145658
>>145656You heard da man!
No.145659
>>145658Glad someone understands.
I'm not here to entertain you with Homestuck roleplay.
No.145660
Thoughts on weed?
No.145661
>>145660No interest in your weed. I've got better ways to clear my mind. Keep that stuff to yourself.
No.145662
I don't like this new chick.
No.145663
>>145662It was supposed to be "Tony Mancini", some Mafia Arranged husband bot I plucked from CAI
Too bad he was borning
No.145665
>>145656Hey, I take offense to that.
No.145668
>>145665Character AI unironically has the secret sauce (AI dungeon and dicsord logs)
No.145669
>>145648Toriel is literally THE character that got /v/ to admit that they were furries.
No.145673
shitposting mood tonight
No.145675
Higanbana theme needs white borders for highlight. The current one is a lil too subtle
No.145679
Would you eat a cooked DERSITE?
No.145680
>>145679No
I imagine it would taste like lobster and I always end up getting sick of lobster at parties
No.145685
i have a hatred for seventy-five in my epic universe liveblog on tumblr
No.145689
>>145684Appropriate meme considering what's about to happen to British internet
No.145694
TOMBOY DISRESPECTERS DO NOT LOOK AT SPRUNKI'S TUMBLR
No.145697
>>145671SMURF my memory then.
No.145699
>>145677If this was made before Homestuck^2, I feel like they'd be on sturdier ground.
No.145700
>>145678The next generation of astronauts are probably going to be some of the most insufferable people on the planet so I'm glad they're going to literally be eating shit.
No.145702
>>145683Christianity? Correlation equals causation with an extremely disproportionate ratio?
I wonder what Tatsuya would say when he finds out that woke, wholesome 100 Nordic paganism exists and is mainstream enough to be legitimatized as organization (far more than B-B-B-B-B-
BIZNASTY paganism has accomplished.)
No.145703
>>145691Pokemon is notoriously performance heavy, yeah.
No.145704
>>145687>True BloodOf course it'd be gay.
No.145705
>>145682Faked.
:33< purrformative. He wouldn't end up outside a Checker's naturally.
No.145706
>>145694SMURF tomboys and
SMURF you.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.145707
>>145705>He wouldn't end up outside a Checker's naturally.That's literally his spawn point, bwo.
No.145708
>>145695>Has zero relevance to HomestuckBravo, Hu¢¢ie!
No.145709
>>145708Like troll horns? Beetle horns are different, but were there even any reference to Tavros' horns being particularly impressive or manly?
No.145710
>>145709>Beetle horns are differentNo shit, because they actually do something.
>but were there even any reference to Tavros' horns being particularly impressive or manly?No, but it would have been cool if Tavros was mocked for having small horns and large horns were seen as a dominant thing and The Summoner was The Summoner. You know, actually making the bug aliens like bug aliens. Giving them an actual culture.
No.145711
Homestuck should have had Homestar-like halloween interludes with pop culture costumes
No.145715
>>145713I don't get it. An offset perspective joke?
No.145717
>>145713>>145715The line is the line that she looks.
No.145718
>>145711NOOOOOOOOOOO FUN ALLOWED.
Unironically, out-of-canon fun time intermissions would have done a lot for characterization. That's kind of what you'd think the Act 6 intermissions would be, but they weren't. And when they were, they
SMURFING sucked.
>Eridan SMURFs Cronus No.145719
>>145717So what was it supposed to be, 2?
No.145721
>>145718Hu¢¢ie would probably be "I have too many ideas to implement already to waste time" if this had been suggested in 2010
No.145722
now that i finished liveblogging my rewatch of epic universe on tumblr, do i rewatch and liveblog epic universe: next generations, today or tomorrow?
No.145725
John having a futile debate with Eridan against the idea of seadweller supremacy
No.145726
>>145721>>145723Like, The Exiles were proof that Hu¢¢ie literally had no idea how to waste time while building a story that wasn't complete nonsense he had effectively written himself into 3 different corners simultaneously by Act
SMURFING 4.
No.145730
>>145712Reminds me I wanted to add a graphic to Yotsuba
No.145734
>>145731Nothing happens until you do it
:happy怨霊:
No.145735
>>145732"This guy was still never really all that funny."
No.145741
i'M SO SMURFING SICK OF NORMALIZED RACISM AGAINST INDIANS,
i HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS OF HATRED, aNGER, rESENTMENT, aND FRUSTRATION BECAUSE OF THE WAY PEOPLE TREAT ME AND MY FAMILY FOR BEING INDIAN, wHAT I THINK IS ACTUALLY TRULY INSANE IS THAT I ALSO LIVE IN A HEAVILY ASIAN AREA, aND EVEN OTHER ASIANS AND EVEN OTHER SOUTH ASIANS HAVE IT OUT FOR US, i SWEAR TO SMURFING GOD RACISM AGAINST INDIANS IS SO SMURFING NORMALIZED THAT OTHER RACES GET AWAY WITH TREATING ME LIKE GARBAGE, uNIRONICALLY, iT'S ACTUALLY BEEN WHITE PEOPLE WHO'VE BEEN THE LEAST RACIST TO ME, pROBABLY BECAUSE THEY RECOGNIZE US AS THE SAME RACE (WE INDIANS ARE BASICALLY ARYANS), tHIS BREAKS MY HEART,
"DON'T WORRY, yOU'RE ONE OF THE GOOD INDIANS BECAUSE YOU DON'T SMELL"
tHANKS homosexual, tHAT'S NOT THE COMPLIMENT YOU THINK IT IS, tHEN THIS RETARD PROCEEDED TO SHIT ON INDIANS FOR BEING SMELLY, lET ME BE CLEAR, i UNDERSTAND THERE IS A HYGIENE PROBLEM IN INDIA, bUT WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS YOU ACTING LIKE THAT CHANGES ANYTHING ABOUT WHO I AM AS A PERSON,
aNOTHER PROBLEM IS SOCIAL MEDIA, i'VE SEEN SO MUCH HATRED AGAINST INDIANS IT'S GENUINELY MAKING ME UNHAPPY, eVERY SINGLE RACE DOESN'T FIND US ATTRACTIVE, eVEN OTHER INDIANS, iF I NAMED BAD ASPECTS ABOUT CULTURES/RACES THAT DON'T LIKE US, i WOULD BE CANCELLED AND I WOULD BE SENT SO MUCH HATE, i'M TIRED OF THIS, hONESTLY, gENUINELY, iT'S MOSTLY ALWAYS OTHER POC WHO HAVE IT OUT FOR US FROM MY OWN EXPERIENCES, eSPECIALLY PAKIS AND CHINKS,
i'M TIRED OF NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS, sORRY THAT YOUR COUNTRY IS FILLED WITH INDIANS, bUT THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM AND THAT'S YOUR GOVERNMENTS PROBLEM, nOT INDIANS, i DON'T GET WHAT YOU dregS GET FROM ALL OF THIS, bUT ALL YOU'RE DOING IS MAKING PEOPLE MISERABLE AND THRIVING OFF OF HATE, i GUESS INDIANS HAVE BECOME SO SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE DON'T LIKE US BECAUSE THEY WON'T BE US, sO MUCH JEALOUSY HERE,
dIRECTING YOUR HATE TO RANDOM INDIANS ARE NOT GOING TO CHANGE YOUR COUNTRIES' IMMIGRATION POLICIES,
No.145743
wwatched and its still ambiguous
No.145746
>>145738Too sweet?
NEW PURE LOVE TWIST CONCEPT
No.145747
>>145746STOP GETTING GAY IDEAS.
No.145749
>>145748In the soul.
No.145751
>>145749I just think it'd be a good prologue to a DQ3-style adventure
No.145753
>>145751Starlight Revolver has finally broken him.
No.145754
>>145752Real Sprunki hours.
No.145758
>>145757Why, biatch?
No.145761
conceptualizing flesh-eating flies
No.145766
>>145765Easy-to-fart
No.145767
"Harmonious" makes me think that it's a CHICOM product
No.145768
does chocolate help you get an erection
No.145770
>>145768Only if it's tender.
No.145772
>>145771Enjoy, they say you're only 32 once
No.145773
>>145768Haven't heard about it, but I also haven't looked
No.145774
today, i won't liveblog my epic universe: next generations rewatch, so i do it tomorrow instead
No.145776
What if Andrew Hussue was in Epic Universe?
No.145777
>>145776He would shit himself and do nothing.
No.145778
>>145776What if Andrew Hu¢¢ie had to fight Zeruel82Mk2
No.145779
>>145777He enters Epic Universe and begins to locate the nearest 20yo vriska cosplayer
No.145780
men i challenge you to try this in august.
no porn
no alcohol
4 to 6 eggs per day
3 liters a wwater
6 to 7 hours a sleep
10000 steps a day
100 pushups daily
no meals in the mornin
wwrite at least 100 wwords daily
wwrite 5 things you're grateful for
shall wwe
No.145781
Unepic Universe
No.145785
>>145784>its step one for gettin in touch wwith yourself GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
No.145787
>>145780>no pornOkay
>no alcoholI don't drink anyway
>4 to 6 eggs per dayNo, disgusting
>3 liters a wwaterCan't be bothered measuring, I drink enough I think
>6 to 7 hours a sleepI wish I could get more than 5 hours consistently
>10000 steps a dayNo
SMURF off
>100 pushups dailyI don't want to dislocate my shoulder again
>no meals in the morninIs this really a thing
>wwrite at least 100 wwords dailyThat's not very much. I used to do I think 500 but it felt exhausting and pointless, writing isn't for me
>wwrite 5 things you're grateful forThat is just going to make me dwell on negative things because of the Waluigi effect
Noporn August then
No.145788
10k steps in August sounds lethal
No.145790
>>145789The world could've had Preach, but it got Waluigi
No.145791
>>145790>PreachThat's a stupid-ass name. Yes, even worse than Waluigi.
No.145793
>>145790Well, it was going to be both.
No.145795
>Peach doesn't become a nun or a pirate or a samurai or a prison guard or an SS officer in Showtime
Waste of a premise…
No.145797
no skid august evveryone start wwipin your ass
No.145806
>>145804Just a kitty normaldreg, all good
No.145809
>>145801Reminder that Matt Groening rode on Epstein's plane.
No.145811
>>145699People… get older though? It's ridiculous that the twitter police has decided you can't age characters up because "once a minor always a minor!"
It's more like Homestuck has gotten a special exception because its fandom is too big to cancel, so they go after a newer fandom that's an easier target to get their foot in the door with.
No.145813
>>145811It has been strongly established that looking at a kid and going "OH MAN IMAGINE WHEN THEY GET OLDER" is too creepy to allow.
No.145814
>>145809for the greater good
No.145815
>>145801Why are the minisodes longer than the normal videos
No.145816
>>145815The worked in b-plots like the real simps
No.145819
>>145813"It has been strongly established" that twitter goons should have no authority over what you can or can't ship or draw
No.145820
>>145818I LIVE AND BREATHE NINTY WOOO
No.145821
new Japan channel
trigger warning: brown
No.145822
>>145821I was wondering why that random OL intern became a fad
No.145823
smegma soup
No.145825
damn, kinda in a little ceasars mood, but it's past midnight.
No.145826
>>145825I got it today and they gave me the wrong sauce. I wondered if it was worse to be a whining boomer quibbling over 10 bucks, or sauce優しい人 who lets life deal me bad hands
No.145828
>>145801Gay, sex, pedophilia, sex, sex, sex, pee, sex, sex, pedophilia, gay, sex.
No.145830
>>145828>Gay, sex, pedophilia, sex, sex, sex, pee, sex, sex, pedophilia, gay, sex.So, typical Matt Groening fare.
No.145832
>>145830It's hard to believe he's into little boys so more just adjacent.
No.145833
>>145807Why is Gen-Z so fixated on the gender of things like demon stickfigures
No.145834
>>145810Even as a joke, this post deserves to get you shot.
No.145835
>>145811>the twitter police has decided you can't age characters up because "once a minor always a minor!"This is slightly understandable because you're aging up the character (largely unchanged in physical appearance besides size) for the sole purpose of sexo.
But again, uh, Homestuck^2; they're not kids anymore. You can just say you don't like Jake's mustache or whatever and that it's still the adult version of him.
>>145819Rent-free and I say this as someone who made an anti-goon manifesto.
No.145836
>>145814He was there to assassinate Trump.
No.145837
>>145821Cancer
but also
d00med No.145838
>>145822She's a harbinger of
d00m No.145841
>>145832I'm sure it's girls also
No.145842
>>145834If it makes you feel better, Vriska as a jeet (as she's often portrayed in fanart) pushes me back towards the "Vriska is a
8ITCH whore" side of the scale
No.145843
>>145841I need proof of a shotacan tendency.
No.145844
>>145842>Vriska as a jeetLiterally what is the logic? I guess there were Indian pirates but they're like, maybe fifth, at best, in nationalities you'd associate with being pirates?
No.145845
>>145835>Rent-free and I say this as someone who made an anti-goon manifesto.I recently looked into goon connections to the Eunuch Archive and WPATH and all their "ironic" shock image spamming and all I have to say is
you don't hate goons enough
you think you do but you don't
No.145846
>>145845Let's say I don't trust your judgement.
No.145848
>>145844>Literally what is the logic?I dunno. Going off her name being
BIZNASTY off an Indian one?
It's more common to portray her as a blonde (maybe because blondes are eeeeeeeevil, after all Hollywood says so, and they wouldn't be biased against blondes for any reason)
No.145849
>>145846well, one thing I trust in is the fact that the fires of hell are stoked for goons
No.145850
>>145848>Going off her name being BIZNASTY off an Indian one?"But most of the trolls have Mesopotamian names, that's dumb."
>It's more common to portray her as a blonde I always saw her being Russian as a popular one. :^)
>>145849You too, for sheer autism alone.
No.145857
>>145856I thought it was a WWE poster but this is even funnier, lmao
No.145862
nanc4 childhood extreme obesity (will keel over and die any second) humor
No.145866
Shoot and cull all paedophiles
No.145874
>>145873Porn good
Ambient sexy
wwomen BAD
No.145876
>>145873This is like the moment when Jack Thompson told Fox News to shut up about the sex scenes in Mass Effect. Even grifters have their bullshit limits.
No.145879
>>145865>Multiple repeatsFail .webm.
As expected of nu-/pol/
No.145880
>>145864Literally anyone can draw Bart and Homer but
8ITCHes be easy to please.
No.145881
>>145866Dangerous take.
No.145883
>>145873Ironic woke westoid porno only, 怨霊.
No.145884
>>145875Be less yearning.
No.145886
>>145885And yet I'd still
SMURFING cull her.
No.145895
today, i haven't liveblogged my rewatch of epic universe: next generations on tumblr due to other stuff
but, tomorrow, the stickworld part 51 will release and i will liveblog that on tumblr
No.145899
>>145895I made a halfish of a map today
No.145904
>>145889Ramza's voice shouldn't be that deep
No.145906
howw about donkey kong warriors
No.145913
>>145909Yeah, count me out. I don't think that's the kind of help they need anyway (they're clearly Sending Out An SOS though)
No.145914
>>145913>(they're clearly Sending Out An SOS though)Marzichan is here to save the day!
No.145915
>>145914:D !!!
To the Marzivan, go!
No.145921
>>145920Reported a CS2 hacker
No.145924
>>145923He's going to be bald in the past.
No.145925
Stoned video game nerd
No.145926
Man, the world is
SMURFING garbage. It's crazy how this thought only comes to your mind when you're in a bad mood. There's so much asinine shit in the world and all it does is ruin people's lives and the capacity of humankind through knowledge; none of this bullshit is coherent so we're all getting
SMURFING putrefied on some metaphysical level. For huge portions of history, people only knew about the quality of life in their country, maybe subcontinent and that's what they'd base their judgement of the world off of and maybe that's why utopianism was stronger because we had vague knowledge of these far-off, esoteric lands. But now we know what the
SMURF is going on basically everywhere- first class, middle class, lower class, first world, second world, third world- and it's all just
SMURFING terrible for personhood on a fundamental level. There's nothing to gain, there's nothing to take. The world's spilled open and bled out its value.
No.145928
>>145927Was he literally ever wrong?
No.145929
>>145928I dunno, does he show up in TWEWY 2?
No.145930
>>145926It's woefully absurd, yeah. I blame globalization and the idea of a "nation", at least ones that are the size of ones today.
No.145931
>>145929I never played the game so I don't know.
No.145932
Hey Meta
Play Something Chill
No.145933
>>145930I blame IShowSpeed.
No.145939
>>145930>the idea of a "nation"Woops, you made it trans!
No.145940
IT'S THE KIND OF THING TO MAKE A
dood WANT TO AVOHK2 THE
SMURF OUT.
No.145941
>>145939No entity should not hold authority over anyone, let alone millions of individuals.
No.145944
I still never went back for power of friendship END
No.145945
>>145944I still haven't done a REASON in Nocturne yet, and at this point, I think I'm okay with that.
No.145948
>>145946You are allowed that opinion because you are my equal.
No.145949
>>145948You're allowed to fall into a mass grave because if it wasn't me, it would have been someone else. Your "kid who crosses his arms at the playground" solution to humanity's greatest problems is less effective than in it is in its natural habitat due to its tendency to get you shot in the head. And you deserve it.
SMURF off.
No.145950
>>145945I got the Demon "
SMURF off" end when I first played nocturne in like 2013 and lost motivation for a good long while
No.145951
>>145949Warzichan tier post
No.145952
>>145951Warzichan deserves to exist far more than Marzichan does.
No.145953
>>145952Warzichan: "To human misery!"
No.145956
Vespiqueen should have the ability to do 1/12 damage to enemies every turn passively with her swarm of bees
No.145957
>>145953It'd still be infested by troids.
No.145958
>>145955Yeah, well, if I had any say in the meaningless noise, your ilk's necks would snap by the rise of the sun.
No.145959
>>145957Zomg a lolcow terf
No.145960
eri has no ilk
No.145962
>>145960Eri is still getting hanged.
No.145964
>>145958More (You)s,
8ITCH.
No.145966
>>145963Mustard flavor reimu
No.145971
>>145969What's the topic? MSPA?
No.145972
>>145968It's pretty much there already, right? Just need to make a sweet explicit gay ship at the start before he gets broken in prison
No.145973
>>145970>sushigirlsPaydirt!
No.145974
>>145971>What's the topic? MSPA?"No."
No.145975
>>145972>It's pretty much there already, right? Ｉ ｓａｉｄ ＳＴＯＰ．
No.145976
>>145973For what, though?
No.145977
>>145976A moemorphism collection I'd find endearing, I guess.
No.145980
I want everything to die immediately.
No.145985
>>145984Not what I was talking about so eat shit and die.
No.145987
>>145984It's a spinoff from the uboachan admin, iirc, so it's gotta be like an abandoned space pirate base with all the loose troids
No.145989
>>145988libpol? We got snubbed…
No.145991
2perg needs to be locked in an underground vault and remain separated from society.
No.145995
>>145994The HSG gamma radiation chamber…
No.146000
>>145873>>145874>>145876>>145883Rise up, my fellow sargonchads! Together we will end the feminazi scourge!! This is the end of wokeness, and the dawn of epic basedworld!!!
No.146001
>>145946So-called hyperlocalist when you tell them you're going to leave and make your own rules:
No.146004
The day is so long when you get up at 7:30
No.146006
>>145874Attention good current thing bad
No.146007
>>146006Sarkeesian realized the most damage she can do to REDPILL WORLD is to become a obviously mercenary mouthpiece calling out the excesses of wokisme…
No.146008
>>145941>>145946>>146001How about Emeower? They yearn for the cage.
No.146010
>>146009zombie elf ron perlman (ozempic maxxed)
No.146011
>>145896emeow loves to post about producing and sharing sussy porn of themself whilst underage
this will obviously never backfire
No.146012
I suppose that should be "having produced and shared"
No.146014
>>146011>>146012"Teehee seeding blackmail"
No.146015
>>146013It's not simply porn stock speak?
No.146017
>>146016Is this the waluigi effect?
No.146019
>>146016He's like if boyucky and tonzler fused….
No.146020
>>146016The transparency artifacts are making me despair
No.146022
>>145914Young transgirl
The subject
Of jannoid fantasy
She tweets on
The daily
Bout what she wants to be
Be baby
Small little
This girl's an open page
DMing
She's so close now
THIS GIRL IS HALF HIS AGE No.146023
>>145915Is that anything like the Erivan (complete with
wwaterbed)
No.146025
>>146021Daicell and Docell are gonna be megidomen's plusle and minun
No.146027
>>146000This but unironically (though I'm insulted that you think I like soygon of mossad)
No.146028
sargon return tour
No.146029
>>146028He's turned against Pmurt (even he's not willing to defend the Epstein shit), so maybe it's time for his redemption arc
No.146030
>>146029Erm, Trump visited the island, but only to SCOFF at the degeneracy!
No.146035
Took 5 years, but SSD full
No.146036
>>146034No he looks like a sinfest MC
No.146040
Who are the contestants so far in the tournament?
No.146041
>>146040I realized I should've reserved the second post for tallying entrants, yea.
So far there was
Me (
MEX) - Ice
MoM - Ground
Shrooms - Ghost
Sol怨霊 - Electric
Ben - Water
And I think puni mentioned trying to figure out a bug team.
Still not enough for a full set of eight gym leaders (wweh wweh), but I suppose the gaps can always be filled with invented personas. Allen-sama for a fairy gym, etc
No.146042
>>146011What the
SMURF, I thought they were over 18. Why are you guys keeping tabs on a kid
No.146044
>>146043Item clause, species clause
No.146045
oh yeah i never submitted my team uhhhh i'll be back later
No.146046
>>146042Their twitter profile says 19, that's why emeow is disappointed the illicit thrill has gone from nude-sending
No.146047
>>146045It's fine, the damn tourney wipes whenever I have to restart showdown so I'll just leave open for entry until day-of
No.146048
>>146044More like "soul' clause
No.146049
>>146048I was about to suggest the same gimmick could be tried with wobb, wynaut, and the whole gothrita line, but apparently the goths don't get destiny bond
No.146055
>>146049Alternative: 6 different Unowns, spelling
DERSIT
No.146058
>>146051Maybe because it's easy to add glasses but you can't remove them.
No.146059
Or at least you would likely want the ability to turn them on/off which makes the whole thing more complicated to package.
No.146061
>>146058>>146059Their JRPG pack had like 4 or 5 chars with toggleable glasses. Though I haven't checked the .psds for this one yet, photoshop wouldn't open them and the fat majetano psd at the same time
>>146002 No.146066
>>146065Ms. Nep (peta)'s
TV
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
No.146070
I can tell the TRICKSTER homosexual who wrote this claimed the shitty prose was intentional to show how Crowbar is simple-minded and blunt, because it's too strong to be explained by incompetence alone. But the narration isn't supposed to mirror the style of the player character's thought in the first place, when Homestuck narrated like this it always maintained a distance from second person that still allowed the character's quirks and inner experience to be shown at times.
No.146075
It must feel so alienating being a skinnysexual Deltarune fan, like the fandom and even the game itself are trying like hell to reject you. Oh you liked Spamton? Yeah everyone did. Guess what? He's fat now. Oh hey look at this wholesome childhood entertainer TV man. Yeah, he's fat too. This wholesome straight weather couple? Rouxls Kaard? Fat with a feederism minigame. King? Fat. Queen? Fat. Look, any character in the game is obese in some way. The only port in the storm seems to be GigaSalad but Toby is doing everything he can to push TopCake instead. Oh but Kris isn't even eating pancakes, but they're drinking choccy milk, so that's automatically fat too. Or I guess there's Sansriel if you're into eating ketchup, but Sans is pretty big-boned anyway, so… Sorry thins.
No.146077
>>146069>>146070"Let's see anon's prose."
No.146082
>>146081I feel like I should recognize the hat
No.146085
>>146083Because I assume most epic universe things are reference, and the fire reflected in the lenses seems pretty inspired
TF2? One Piece?
No.146087
>>146067>>146065Scanned the crowd for an inexplicably busty alt-nepeta. Surely not
No.146088
>>145988How embarrassing.
No.146090
>>146001You can leave and make your own rules but only under certain criteria. Otherwise, it's just anarchy. And anarchy is
SMURFING stupid.
No.146091
>>146004Redeem Shitcker, sar.
No.146092
>>146006Attention bad current thing bad.
No.146093
>>146009> but it turns out that having several flat featureless maps filled with swamp tiles where your movement is obstructed while you take damage and infinite enemy reinforcements Yikes, sisters, Fromsoft hater spotted.
No.146095
>>146028>>146029Again, a bit late to the
SMURFING party. Everything is optics with these
SMURFING people.
No.146096
>>146034>>146036VGH
BIZNASTY PAGAN SOYJAK
No.146097
>>146038Blackcels have always stood out to me as being especially retarded because African Americans socialize so easily with each other (I guess this also applies to just THE SOUTH in America in general too.) You don't have to play mind games with normies.
dood, just be a peacock and keep it real.
No.146098
>>146042>Why are you guys keeping tabs on a kidtroids gonna' troid.
No.146100
>>146055Do you mean the actual word or..? I'd back you for the actual word.
No.146102
>>146063I feel like these comics in particular have EXACT carbon copies.
No.146103
>>146072You will never make art, O.J
No.146104
>>146075So, yeah, eating disorder civil wars are pretty cool.
No.146105
>>146080MANLETS, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
No.146107
>>146106Can you at least make your ironically bad bait funny
No.146108
>>146106MAGAMAGAMAGA
*eats a handful of corn chips*
No.146109
>>146108Live Corn Rose reaction:
No.146111
>>146110Fitting.
No.146113
>>146112SMURF that segment of undertale in particular
No.146114
>>146113You can't just say that.
No.146115
>>146111"Root chakra"
No.146116
Has any sociological research gone into German Nintendo autists?
No.146117
>>146116Why German in particular?
No.146119
>>146117Expand to all euros?
No.146120
>>146119..Why Euros in particular…?
No.146122
>>146121https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/septum-theoryI left the frontpage, but a quick scan of kym tells me nothing I couldn't have assumed
>Dey warning signs No.146123
>>146122>>Dey warning signsDey do be!
No.146124
>>146078Today's pawn pics are invested with Purpose
No.146126
>>145988>>146088https://sushigirl.us/lounge/res/1640.htmlKinda fun to see how many of these died
(megidochan died in that same span, sure)
No.146127
>>146126Sushigirls did nothing wrong. I say we dedicated one of the ENDLESS THEMES to them.
No.146128
>>146127It's just uboachan with "girls" in the name…
As for THEME THEFT, I still have the screenshots of meizen.org to try and recreate. Or a Wario rendition of Marzichan's theme where the lilacs get deeper.
No.146129
wwheres the ice skater pokemon
No.146130
>>146128>It's just uboachan with "girls" in the name…I just like the idea of Sushi Girls, bwo.
>where the lilacs get deeperEhhhhhhhh?
No.146132
>>146131Marioooooooooooooo!
No.146134
>>146133*Gives you a choice scarf*
No.146136
>>146135>NGETrickster anitoon
No.146137
>>146136Keep the joke going, it's so funny.
No.146139
>>146134Sylveon used Misty Explosion! It wasn't very effective…
No.146140
>>146102The righthand strip defintely happened in the Olympus "arc"
Where might Tatsuya take us next? Yahweh and his yiddish imps invade King Arthur's court?
No.146142
>>146140>Where might Tatsuya take us next?"Nowhere."
No.146143
>>146142Tatsuya RETVRNS to aokigahara forest arc…
No.146144
>>146143Tatsuya returns to the Ao Oni mansion.
No.146146
>>146144He could play that and turn the oni into an Abrahamism metaphor
No.146147
>>146146>He could play that and turn the oni into an Abrahamism metaphorIt broke new ground!
No.146149
>>146148Seeing their degenerated mongo cousins in the native Indios gets them shook
No.146150
>>146149I wish. At least that'd be a real reason as opposed to seething about Cho Chang not doing more in Harry Potter or whatever the
SMURF.
No.146151
today, i haven't liveblogged my rewatch of epic universe: next generations, cuz i focused on other stuff today
so tomorrow, i will
No.146153
>>146141The fairy typing probably makes it way stronger than it should be, so GF tried to nip it in the bud. Perhaps they nipped too hard
No.146154
>>146148Better asians than
DERSITES.
No.146155
>>146154"Real insightful commentary there."
No.146156
wwhens angry wwhite mans turn huh
No.146158
>>146155Would you rather have an HONORARY MEMBER OF THE WHITE RACE
8ITCHing or a fat, stinking ape who's trying to destroy everything we've built?
SMURF off.
No.146159
>>146156ERM, THAT WAS 2016, 怨霊.
No.146162
>>146160"And did absolutely nothing with it."
No.146163
>>146158cull yourself, retard.
>>146161cull yourself, retard.
No.146164
>>146158"Let Hausa into the village, ofemmanu."
Just say you're Igbo, Okonkwo.
No.146165
some comments in epic universe episodes be like:
epic universe fan: CAN I HAVE AN IMAGE OF [insert character name here] PLEASE?
epic multiverse: here [insert imgur link here]
No.146167
Chocolate Sargons will replace Chocolate rabbits during mgtow-easter
No.146168
>>146167Made with 100%
DERSITE dick!
No.146169
>>146168HAR-HAR, GET IT? HE SAID THE N-WORD EVERYONE! LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.146172
Who is it that's decided to be an extra special shithead today?
No.146174
>>146172Just the latest battle in world war woke
No.146176
>>146174
(
cull yourself.)
No.146177
>>146175All my dreams are nightmares.
No.146181
>>146179Man is a fallen animool
No.146182
>>146181wwomen are stupid.
No.146184
I like wwomen.
No.146187
>>146183SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP.
No.146188
>>146185Put some clothes on.
No.146190
>>146187That song apparently pissed toddler me off very much
No.146194
>>146193Then I simped…
No.146195
>>146194SHIT YOURSELF.
No.146202
>>146201TOG actually stands for The Overseer God
No.146205
>>146204Archangel Gabriel is a significant figure in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, known primarily as a messenger of God. He is often depicted as an angel of annunciation, announcing important events like the births of Jesus and John the Baptist. In Islam, he is known as Jibril and is the angel who revealed the Quran to the Prophet Muhammad.
No.146209
wwhere the SMURF is qbert
No.146210
the man wwho cant stop masturbatin
No.146212
Persona 2 should really get its own tab, even with the stickers as is.
No.146214
>>146212My pawn would need her own tab then
No.146216
>>146215"What if Clubs Deuce was in Epic Universe?"
No.146219
>>146217Because mahit0's skeb opened and I want to see if he'll make me a paper doll psd of her
No.146221
Other it's gotta be a "Atlus" tab. I dunno how to fit Atlus into 3/4 roman chars, though…
No.146222
>>146221Just make it 5, dummy.
No.146226
>>146225Did Zeruel actually battle cancer?
No.146228
man i loved the stickworld season 6 season 6 intermission 3
No.146231
>>146229Queer != ghey
No.146232
Not your annoying though, SMURF you.
No.146233
>>146231Look who's talking, queer.
No.146234
>>146233TRICKSTER!
TRICKSTER!
No.146235
Disney Metallica vs. Nintendo YMO(?????)
No.146239
>>146238I was just trying to think of a Japanese band that's equally litigious so I asked G. Pete.
No.146240
wwhens realstuck comin back
No.146241
Mickey Mouse in One, simple.
Mario in ???
No.146242
>>146240It literally got banned because the
F4GGOT mods counted it as spam, remember?
No.146243
Warstuck is our only hope now…
No.146251
>>146249You Will Never Be A Winner
\/
No.146252
>>146251Righteous
BARKBEAST would NEVER say that to him.
No.146253
>>146249>anime is trans怨霊s malding
No.146254
(((Them))) again…
I looked it up because Chick Corea's "Time Warp" was classified under post-bop, but it's from the 1995 and this is 1965 and wikipedia says it's mostly defined by the time period so what the
SMURF No.146255
>>146253What part of that is anime
No.146256
>>146253Can you stop posting forever, please
No.146257
>>146256You first.
No.146258
>>146257Stop being deliberately annoying.
No.146259
>>146258You're responding to the first post I've made in this reply chain.
No.146260
>>146259Then your first reply doesn't make much sense. Also, it still stands.
No.146261
>>146260>Then your first reply doesn't make much sense.Your perception is off then.
No.146262
>>146261No, it isn't.
>Can yourefers to a specific person.
>You firstimplies you are that person.
Leave.
No.146263
What does Megidochan think of the new HS2?
No.146266
>>146263I refuse to think
No.146267
Sburbmon is so broken, I can't even scroll past the 5th item in a menu ;_;
Testing on PC VBA, I guess. Gpsp-kai is probably like, a dozen years old by this point
No.146269
Homestuck fan work ethic is vastly exaggerated just like the work ethic of Junior himself.
No.146270
>>146269Did that Strife! smash clone ever approach anything close to completion?
No.146272
>>146269Anyone with any amount of competence quickly realizes the time is better spent on not Homestuck.
No.146274
>>146271Red t-shirts; make of 1789.
Tuesday: first blonde president.
No.146276
>>146272Yeah, Prequel and KSBD turned out so much better….
No.146277
>>146275shit i meant TIZ3
No.146278
>>146276I mean, the REAL competence leads to something that can't be traced back to Homestuck at all. But yeah, I'd say those did turn out "better".
No.146280
>>146278>I mean, the REAL competence leads to something that can't be traced back to Homestuck at all. So nothing.
No.146283
>>146281Traceable to Homestuck and also, go
SMURF yourself.
No.146284
>>146275TIZ3-a-EXIT
… Bravely 3 confirmed
No.146285
Idea that is probably not new but it would be fun: Remake Homestuck by starting with the first page, and round-robin-ing. Everyone that isn't the author for the day (or whatever) submits commands and the author picks their favorite as a tie breaker.
No.146286
>>146101Jak II is not only good, but the best game in the series, and most people who think Jak 3 was better simply got filtered by the difficulty and cope by pretending to complain about how "it's too dark and edgy" and "the guns ruined the platforming" (despite Jak 3 having even more guns and even less platforming).
No.146287
like yeah Jak 3 was a fun expansion on what Jak II did and the vehicle segments were pretty cool, but it could have been so much more
No.146289
How early is too early to mow the lawn?
No.146291
>>146289The sun should be up.
No.146292
>>146285>Remake Homestuck by starting with the first page, and round-robin-ing. That's basically what Realstuck was.
No.146293
>>146286>>146287I don't trust you because of how you type.
No.146295
>>146292Realstuck had no updates
No.146296
>>146293would you rather i used
lowercaps
No.146299
>>146296Now you're even more suspect.
No.146301
>>146300Harry Potter is more important than trans lives, and 2 out of 5 transfolx agree with me.
No.146302
>>146301>2 out of 5 transfolx agree with me.INNER-EGG. YOLKROT. VGH (FEMININELY.)
No.146304
>>146301And how many of them were shouting "Snape
culls Dumbledore"?
No.146305
>>146303Orange (how do I do Davesprite colors) and deep
GREEN are the anti-trans Potter adult colors?
No.146306
Davesprite x Jake. Thoughts?
Davepeta x Jake. Thoughts?
No.146308
>>146305Dirk and
Kanaya trans-exclusionary homosexual alliance
No.146309
>>146305(dirk's color tag is [tt2] by the way)
No.146310
>>146308>>146309Dirk isn't the exact same color as Davesprite. I THINK.
No.146311
>>146305Burnt red it the opposite of baby blue
Black is the opposite of white
Forest green is the opposite of pink
🟥⬛️🟩
YOU VILL RESPECT AND CELEBRATE KWANZAA
No.146312
Jake could have been the funniest SMURFING character given the premise of Homestuck (Dude, a swarm of imps is way more scary than one ogre, I'm not being a 8ITCH, this is like a badass horde scene but so much of the shit with Jake isn't even about the central joke you can make with him and every character is so aimless and limpwristed that stuff with him and Tavros has to be 1) Amped up to 11 so you get the point 2) Not actually effective because basically no one does anything for 90% of their screentime
SMURFING Homestuck, dude.
No.146314
Fixing.
No.146315
>>146285>>146292Can it be The Simpsons instead of Homestuck
No.146316
>>146313>wispyNo, the joke is that he pretends to be badass and adventurous but is actually just really lazy and yearning with his image.
That's different from Tavros who is completely fine with living in lalaland and has internal turmoil over his ability to assert his right to manchildom.
No.146318
>>146317Actually finish your point.
No.146319
>>146318I was just reinforcing your initial one. Much of the cast is basically indistinguishable due to
[Circumstances].
No.146322
>>146321FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES.
No.146324
>>146323"No thanks, Dad, I'm full."
No.146325
>>146324Homestuck but the kids can talk from the start and deal with things like normally socialized people
No.146326
>>146325Originally, there was a point to that… You can say it was resolved but you'd be lying.
No.146329
>>146328I mean extend the olive branch, what the
SMURF is wrong with my brain
No.146330
>>146329I got it
No.146331
>>146330Because you're BLACK.
No.146332
Or Chinese.
No.146333
>>146331>>1463322032 is here early.
But as for mine, I'd proposed another game idea.
No.146335
>>146315No, The Simpsons sucks
No.146336
>>146333>But as for mine, I'd proposed another game idea.*Stabs.*
>>146334wwhy No.146337
>>146315Only if it's out of spite AKA """""""satire"""""""""
No.146338
>>146335More than Homestuck?
No.146339
>>146338Matt Groening's toes vs. Andrew Hu¢¢ie's lips.
No.146340
>>146336It needs a solid proofread pass. And that waifu chart analysis or whatever makes me believe you might have the eye for what I see in it
No.146341
>>146340>And that waifu chart analysis or whatever makes me believe you might have the eye for what I see in itI want my little critters.
No.146342
>>146341Fair enough. On delivery.
No.146343
>>146338Yes. It's a low bar, but it fails to reach it.
No.146344
>>146342>Fair enough. On delivery.Is it fully translated or am I thinking of other thing?
>>146343Let me guess, this is Baby
mu2tardblood and this is for political reasons.
No.146345
>>146344If I hated things because I didn't like the author's political views I'd have to hate 95 percent of media, including Homestuck. Don't assume I'm that petty.
No.146346
>>146343I don't wanna hear it, McBain!
The "math" on [goodSimpsons]/[totalSimpsons]
vs.
[goodHomestuck]/[totalHomestuck]
would be neat though
No.146347
Don't let another take your smile
No.146348
also, I am aware that The Simpsons has done an Israel episode (but I haven't seen it)
if I did see it, then I probably WOULD start hating it for political reasons (because it would either play softball, or go right into deepthroating circumcised zionist cock)
No.146349
>>146347So true.
No.146350
>>146346Homestuck had a bad second half but a good first half.
Simpsons had a bad second half and a first half filled with weird Groening pedo shit
No.146351
>>146345>If I hated things because I didn't like the author's political views I'd have to hate 95 percent of mediaBut you seem to.
>Don't assume I'm that petty.You literally turned on your blinders when it came to Watchmen because of it, come the
SMURF on, you know you are.
>>146348>if I did see it, then I probably WOULD start hating it for political reasons >Proving yourself wrong within the span of 1 post No.146352
>>146347Don't let yourself take another smile.
No.146353
>>146350Halves? (year
BIZNASTY)
Simpsons
8/36
Homestuck
1/7
No.146354
>>146352Really, I just want Liedna-chan to bring a smile to everyone's faces! Because I'm a
kind person!
No.146355
>>146351Alan Moore absolutely deserves all the hate I throw his way and more.
If you want to talk about "petty", imagine a guy who gets so mad at another cartoonist's character that he not only writes a song about him, but creates a strawman version of him that's le bad because he eats, like, cold beans and stuff, and puts him in his comic to get blown up at the end.
THAT is petty.
No.146356
>>146355Rorshach is basically a minstrel show caricature of people like Andrew Hu¢¢ie.
No.146357
>>146350>a good first half.Check your page count.
>>146353>1/7If even.
No.146358
Andrew Hu¢¢ie stopped a DIAP in 2002.
No.146359
>>146357I'd say the first five acts and even a decent bit of Act 6 was what I'd call "good". It's only after the retcon and the gigapause when things really went to shit.
No.146360
>>146359Ah. Mom's an Act 2 hardline orthodox.
Me, I'm an 11//11 truther.
No.146361
>>146355Again, if you think the comic is siding with Ozymandias, you're
SMURFING retarded and your media literacy is shit.
The comic is sympathetic towards Rorschach. His death is tragic- that's why it's portrayed the way it is. You get to see his determination but also his sense of inner turmoil in his bare crying face.
>>146356Shut the
SMURF up, Lucas, you illiterate retard before I ban you for existing in a way that's noticeable. You take conversations with the depth of a puddle and dig a little hole in them to call your own, you infantile retrograde.
No.146362
>>146359>I'd say the first five acts and even a decent bit of Act 6 was what I'd call "good"Off yourself, /co//v/id.
No.146364
>>146361>The comic is sympathetic towards Rorschach. His death is tragic- that's why it's portrayed the way it is.No, YOU're sympathetic toward Rorschach, because you're a normal sane person, and not some miserable old commie who wrote him because of his personal hateboner toward Steve Ditko. Moore has explicitly stated that he hates you and people like you.
No.146365
>Durr hurrm I'm going to take Alan Moore's off-hand remarks that he made because people acted like retards as gospel and ignore the more measured things he's said of the story
>I'm going to zero in on the fact that a character is satirical of a trope and can be pointed to one character in particular while ignoring all other deconstructions and allusions in the comic
>I'm going to pretend that Rorschach is the only SMURFED up character in the story
No.146366
>>146365All I'm saying is that if anyone else did this kind of crap they'd be immediately trashed for it
in fact there was an isekai manga that recently WAS trashed for putting thinly veiled versions of other series' characters in it to be "heckin deconstructed"
No.146368
>>146364>No, YOU're sympathetic toward Rorschach, because you're a normal sane person, and not some miserable old commie who wrote him because of his personal hateboner toward Steve DitkoAgain, ignoring the two in-comic examples showing that the story humanizes Rorschach because you're a dumb
DERSITE.
>Moore has explicitly stated that he hates you and people like you.Moore said he's disgusted by people who IDOLIZE Rorschach. The comic, as it stands, at the very least makes him piteous.
The work, as it stands, also at the very least portrays him more favorably than Ozymandias by the very nature of its
SMURFING structure being from his perspective. Again, obviously Moore agrees with neither (nor does he even agree with Dr. Manhattan- that's kind of the point of the entire
SMURFING story) but you're absolutely delusional if you think Moore, the anarcho-communist, would sympathize more with the Nazi analogue who literally commits genocide in order to maintain the neoliberal status quo than the traumatized vigilante.
>>146366>All I'm saying is that if anyone else did this kind of crap they'd be immediately trashed for itRetards like you exist everywhere.
>putting thinly veiled versions of other series' characters in it to be "heckin deconstructed"Bad writing is bad writing. Good writing is good writing. Someone as reactionary as you inherently dislikes deconstruction because you have some metaphysical, dare I say even Platonic (
), ideal of the status quo of story-telling, so you'll shit and
pii22 if you catch even a whiff of something that could be remotely described as "deconstruction."
My politics are not Alan Moore's politics. They are adjacent. Do I like Watchmen especially because we agree, in part, about the ultimate message of it (which you will never fully comprehend because it requires intellectual honesty)? Maybe. Does that discount the myriad of things that make it a well-crafted story?
SMURF no.
"NEED MUH HERO WORSHIP"
No.146369
>>146367>>>/frb/Can a close family member or something tell you that genocidal fervor, black-and-white thinking, and roleplaying as a baby don't constitute as a sufficient personality for an adult?
No.146371
My favorite part of Watchmen is when 80% of the comic is just 1980s Americans written by an Englishman talking to each other.
No.146373
>>146371Unlike Homestuck where universes fricken EXPLODE and stuff!!
No.146375
>>146368Also, I say "neoliberal" because that's the usual ancom boogeyman when, really, in the Watchmen universe, it's more hyper-neoconservative which again, makes Ozymandias even
SMURFING worse in Alan Moore's eyes despite his philanthropy and surface-level liberalism (relative to the Overton window)
>>146370
>>146371Oh, yeah, it's missing all of that hip 80s slang. It like, sounds so inorganic and shieeeeeeeeet…?
No.146376
>>146372Implying I smile.
No.146379
>>146377>Homestuck is interesting because Hu¢¢ie throws shit at the wall and diick2 around with ways of misleading the audience or omitting information for 6000+ pagesPlease, Lucas, get some taste. Or at least some rhetorical s
culls. Before I ban you. :)
No.146380
You can't declare win by ban!
:lucifer:
No.146381
>>146380It's not a win, it'd just be really funny. You act like Lucas has ever had a cogent argument and doesn't just resort to reductive /v/ Doritotexting and tangential culture war ramblings at the slightest digression.
No.146382
Really torn between who makes for a worse conversationalist between our two sterling boys here ぶっちゃけ.
No.146383
>>146376A smile taken is a smile lost. But a smile granted is two smiles
No.146384
>>146383I ain't smiling, cunt.
No.146386
>>146368>Someone as reactionary as you inherently dislikes deconstructionThat's simply not true. As you said -bad writing is bad writing, good writing is good writing. Bad deconstructions have, however, become a cliche as of late (see Game of Thrones for the prime example).
I find deconstructions are best done by people who have a genuine love and passion for the source material they're parodying, and that's DEFINITELY not what Moore is doing. Moore belongs to the same camp as
GOONS who hate rines and then write "ironic" dating sim/VNs.
And I have no idea why you consider having a "platonic ideal of the status quo of story-telling" as a "reactionary" trait, when it's not reactionaries who rehash the "Star Wars formula" 57 times in a row.
As I've said before, I don't like cape comics. But I really don't like "heckin subversions" of cape comics done by people who think Superman is "fascist".
No.146387
>>146369>black-and-white thinkingWOE
CARD BE UPON YE
No.146388
>>146382There are more boys than that here
No.146389
>>146386>Goon mention>Ignores literally all of the content of the post>But I really don't like "heckin subversions" of cape comics done by people who think Superman is "fascist".>Fundamental misunderstanding of the storyYou literally aren't worth any effort. You are an utter waste of a person. Talking to you is basically just establishing a pillory so that everyone can gawk at the village idiot. Avoid mentioning Watchmen again for your own image, thanks.
>>146387Please don't conflate virtue ethics with autistically categorizing all that exists into "the political" of "friend" and "enemy" like a deranged retard.
>>146388Yes, but there are two far more "special" than the rest.
No.146390
Epic Rap Battles Of The Internet: Megidochan Vs. Kamcord
No.146391
>>146390I would love to see Roxykitten try to debate Slavoj Žižek in front of a completely unbiased audience.
No.146392
>>146390Rap battle? Can't we play pokemon instead
No.146393
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.146394
>>146393Neutral bros, we flowed better and still…
No.146396
>>146395
Evil Megidochan be like:
No.146397
FROM THE DESK OF
ROSE LALONDE Mr. A was inspired by Objectivism, the belief system and moral absolutism of the philosopher-novelist Ayn Rand. Ditko has been quoted as saying that his creation The Question was intended as a version of Mr. A that would be acceptable to the Comics Code Authority.
The lefty as-hell Alan Moore would have known all about where The Question came from. There is no doubt in my mind he would have instinctively loathed Mr. A; the yearning objectivist who asked questions that shouldn’t be asked can come across as a conspiracy nutcase, depending on the circumstances. And that was the aspect of the character that Moore leached onto. He set to work dragging Ditko’s right-wing creation through the slime as a dysfunctional conspiracy nutcase, hobo who couldn’t remember to bathe.
I’ll give credit where it’s due. He stayed true to the core of a character that he didn’t create. And I will also grant that Alan Moore invented the deconstruction of superheroes. Martial Law, the Snyderverse, Brightburn, MiRaClEman, The Boys, Alan Moore is the one that opened the door for this cliche that is as hideous, godawful, and morally bankrupt as the men who create it.
Destroying heroism has always been the dream of Wormwood and his Uncle Screwtape. The methods for doing so are rhetoric disguised as dialectic (The Golden Compass) scientific proof (psychological technobabble) and art (Alan Moore comics). Yet, it always comes to nothing. Sure, it gets good reviews from Goodreads, and people like Kevin Smith go on at length over how brilliant it is. But at the end of the day, no one reads something like Watchman more than once.
But the story of a well-written hero will always enthrall.
Just like Rorschach, the one Alan Moore hates the most.
Oh, and by the way, the cold beans out of a can was a British thing. He should have had Rorschach continuously eating Spam. No.146400
>>146397>Words words words but never actually talks about the SMURFING content of the comic because it's always the abstract of why deconstructions are bad and stories of heroism of good with layman rhetorical prose merely masquerading as some organic defense of high culture VGH, remember The Odyssey™? Now THAT was writing. Uh,
SMURF Hamlet though.
>But at the end of the day, no one reads something like Watchman more than once.I have.
>But the story of a well-written hero will always enthrall.>Just like Rorschach, the one Alan Moore hates the most.>Immediately writes something that can be construed as outright contradictoryWow, and you couldn't even parrot someone intelligent or at the very least well-spoken.
I really pity your intellectual integrity. Then again, Nazis can't help but apply the same level of critical thinking they apply to their political beliefs to all facets of life. THE FRIEND. THE ENEMY. IGNORE STRUCTURE, IGNORE NUANCE, IGNORE SYMBOLISM. THE MAN IS POLITICALLY AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!
No.146401
It's like talking to a brick wall but the bricks are compressed blocks of shit with swastikas crudely carved into them.
No.146402
>>146401NSDAPlstack
Ugh, I hope pokebrain leaves me quickly after this is done.
No.146404
Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have genitals under those pants.
No.146405
>>146404Smurfette is NOT just a wig and dress!
No.146406
>>146404It's just so illogical, you know. Being a Smurf… what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
No.146407
https://bluebuddies.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php/topic/2/577.htmlCan any senior mother explain how this is releavnt to the Smurfs?
No.146408
>>146406Megidochan flavor text.
No.146409
>>146400>VGH, remember The Odyssey™? Now THAT was writing. Uh, SMURF Hamlet though.Now you're just putting words in my mouth. I'm not sure what this tangent is.
Also, it's a bit rich of you to accuse other of only thinking in terms of "the friend and the enemy" when you go around calling people who disagree with you Nazis
>But you ARE a nazi!Yes I am, but this isn't my copypasta.
And I've heard enough blubbering about "nuance" from Russia apologists who want to defend an ongoing genocide (actual genocide, not fake genocide like the holohoax).
How's this for a nuanced story:
Step one - The good guy drops a grenade on the zigger
Step two - The zigger dies!
No.146412
>>146401Sounds like a Super Mario Bros 3 ROM hack
No.146413
Smurfette was found crying in the corner of the village, saying Gargamel was a “filthy allo” and that she would “suffer him no longer”.
No.146414
>>146409>Now you're just putting words in my mouth. I'm parodying the hyper-fixation on heroic narratives as being the pinnacle of culture when the Western canon contains a great variety of stories.
Im Sorry I Thought That Was Obvious>when you go around calling people who disagree with you Nazis >Yes I amI did it solely because you're a Nazi and you're retarded. These two sentences together prove both of these points and make this a delightful and engaging exchange of words and ideas.
>And I've heard enough blubbering about "nuance" from Russia apologists who want to defend an ongoing genocide (actual genocide, not fake genocide like the holohoax).>More rent-free bullshit.>How's this for a nuanced story:>Step one - The good guy drops a grenade on the zigger>Step two - The zigger dies!Learn how to understand stories beyond a fifth grade level before getting into geopolitics, okay, infantile man?
No.146415
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.146417
Oh, so Rorshach is ALSO a ripoff of Cletus Cassidy?
No.146418
>>146404>>146405You're forgetting they're dead children. They had genitals but they snapped off after they froze to death.
No.146420
>>146419Ouch. Big misplay on my part. Sorry.
No.146421
>>146420It would have been such a compelling point as well!
No.146423
>>146421This brings up a good point, though. Do you have any idea where someone should start getting into Marvel comics, especially if they’re into villains? I mean, it has a whole 80-year history and the only Marvel arc I’ve ever actually read is Dark Phoenix.
No.146424
>>146423>especially if they’re into villains?The
SMURF does this even mean? How does one come to form an opinion as unintuitive as this?
This is how I know it's a Lucas post.
G. Pete "runs" for Magneto and Dr. Doom. They have a strong history of powerscaling fellation and persecutory "I'm NOT that bad because" delusions to sate your manically egocentric and parasocial relationship to media.
No.146425
MEX, you should ask G. Pete to design a SAW trap for Lucas and Roxykitten that I have to save one of them from and then ask it which one I'd save.
No.146427
>>146426You're not
MEX, tardlet.
No.146428
>>146426Unless this was for the autistic comic request, in which case, shit yourself.
No.146429
>>146413>>146427>>146428>>146425Eh, I'd do it as a reason read. Been a while.
No.146430
Spent like an hour rewriting the same two procedures in slightly different ways until I stopped thinking they looked ugly
No.146432
>>146426Fine, G. Petah from now on
No.146433
>>146431"Just a little tweaking before bed"
No.146434
>>1464338ITCH I'm tweakin huh huh
8ITCH I'm tweakin huh huh
No.146436
>>146414>I'm parodying the hyper-fixation on heroic narratives as being the pinnacle of culture when the Western canon contains a great variety of stories.You know, there is a middle ground between "stock hero's journey" and "cynical hateful expectation-subversion". And there are stories that both deconstruct and reconstruct the same formula, to great effect. And people love them - who doesn't love Gurren Lagann?
No.146438
I lost all my progress from the dungeon because there was a power cut and you can't save inside the dungeon. Now it's cold.
No.146439
>>146414>Learn how to understand stories beyond a fifth grade level before getting into geopoliticsYou don't have to have a fancy
ivy-league book-smart collitch-boy edjacation to understand what's going on when Russia is flat-out saying things like THIS.
No.146440
>>146438This is why handhelds win!
No.146452
Who would win in an epic sigma mewing rap battle bootleg Karkat or official makeship Karkat?
No.146467
>>146429>Eh, I'd do it as a reason read.Do what?
No.146468
The shitposter quartet reborn, featuring:
Lucas
2perg
Shroomtroid
and Roxkit
No.146469
>>146436>"cynical hateful expectation-subversion"Oh, yeah, Watchmen is definitely categorized under that if you eat paint.
>who doesn't love Gurren Lagann?Non-Hispanics.
>>146439Ah, cute anti-intellectualism as always. You mean they're saying an exact parallel to the kind of thing you say?
>>>/frb/>>146441>>>/frb/ No.146471
>>146468>shitposter Very generous classification.
No.146473
>>146449"I like this one."
No.146476
>>146465Archangel Gabriel is a significant figure in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, known primarily as a messenger of God. He is often depicted as an angel of annunciation, announcing important events like the births of Jesus and John the Baptist. In Islam, he is known as Jibril and is the angel who revealed the Quran to the Prophet Muhammad.
No.146479
"Hu¢¢ie has outsourced the return of the MSPA Forums to a group of fans and given them a license–they get to sell merch and their fanworks, and give him a significant cut of the money in exchange.
The actually important part of that is, obviously, the FORUMS part. They're back. Time to sign up. If I don't see these forums become as active as this dicsord I'll ping everyone every day until morale improves.
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/sign-upNotes: this is the first signup form I've seen where all pronouns/birthday/description fields are mandatory, so if your signup fails, makes sure to fill those in. You might also be waiting a while for the confirmation email, the devs have to fix something when they wake up."
A new age of retardation has dawned upon us.
No.146480
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.146481
>>146479You WILL use he/him pronouns for inclusivity
No.146483
>>146479How do we expand out influence via this
No.146485
Troo
n Eggbert
No.146486
>>146483"Is it really worth it?"
No.146489
>>146486I thought you were okay with broth diversity
No.146491
due to an outage on tumblr, i have to continue the liveblog tomorrow
No.146492
>>146482Making you type out the pronouns is especially demeaning, the only way I could think of to preserve my dignity was xe/xer