161 results in /hsg/ - "Homestuck" General ▶ Anonymous 2025/06/01 (Sun) 17:49:18 No. 131606
>>131605 Bluelady is clearly red
▶ Anonymous 2025/06/01 (Sun) 07:07:23 No. 131529
>>131510 SRS was taken over early on by goons and effectively run by them
▶ Anonymous 2025/06/01 (Sun) 06:05:43 No. 131501
>>131493 >peepeepoopoo lefty Twitter Call them what they are:
GOONS ▶ Anonymous 2025/05/21 (Wed) 01:41:55 No. 129484
>>129483 Also, I'm drunk. I had a Piña Colada and some sake.
Even the local MEXicanx population seemed mixed on it and even though it did please my gorehound sadism to a reasonably sized… cup
(I don't know what this metaphor is trying to be), we, /ourpeople/, knew it was lacking. Two potato sacks of south North Americans (moid and femoid) gave it 8 and 6 respectively. That's pretty bad coming from Mexicans. Also, let me remind you that my BWC is literally built for Mexicans. I can handle dey spice, I'm into black metal and gothic rock, I love gory franchises that never end, I love to bicker with people, I have a weird amount of knowledge about Mexico from 1821 and 1853 and passion for its culture and history, I love Aztec-inspired designs because of Jack Kirby… I could go on.
Let it be known that I'm a catch in the sack for these beans…
Now something I forgot to bring up in my all-important babbypost which I will now "hold against the movie" since I was forced to go to a Thai restaurant with the world's most Junji Ito urinal placement, is my thoughts on talking to your baby beyond just the hypothetical of Daria not instantly slamming the
meizen button. I heard a baby say "I want to see the phone" and if one of your babbu's first words is "phone" then I think something is seriously wrong.
I think kids are at their best and learn their best when they're initiating conversation or just doing things on their own (NOISE POLLUTION: THE CULTURE, REEEEEEEEE.
) I'm sure (((studies))) say otherwise. But I think it's worth giving up the all-important (((verbal intelligence)) for stuff like spatial reasoning or intuition. I'm afraid that we're letting the associative relationships of fundamental
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. ▶ Anonymous 2025/05/06 (Tue) 04:27:56 No. 126474
>>126473 Nope. Shorter response wins, bwo.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/25 (Fri) 21:44:48 No. 122984
>>122981 Dumbing of the Ages. An old but mold Something Awful + Bad Comics Wiki (goons who pretend to care about webcomics) classic.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/25 (Fri) 03:58:31 No. 122545
>>122544 why does
TRICKSTER get filtered but troon doesnt? do the transgender goons from SA get some privilege?
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/22 (Tue) 02:06:37 No. 121258
>>121244 >>121245 >Fist In Fetus What the Hell was Marzipan's problem?
This is one of those exceptions (it's just an EP) personally curated by Daddy Satan himself.
They have the grindcore stuff down hard. They aren't as frantic (which is to be predicted) as you'd expect it to be (it's for a structural reason) but that doesn't make them loose their punchiness because of how well everything is mixed and the symphonic and, I want to say, jazzy bits are delicious flourishes. Even when you think it starts to get a bit too grandiose, there are some harsh or dissonant beats to ground it.
I know I usually harp on synths (though I'm not a
glub ing expert at identifying them) but again, it's an issue of mixing (and a lot of this album rides the line of electronica.) If these are synths, I can't tell- but it doesn't matter. The traditional instruments hear sound beautiful and crisp. Some of the parts remind me of a JRPG soundtrack (durr hurr nerd hears classical music and thinks JRPG - literally me-on-
M E X before.
)
I want to say it's really easy to take an idea like this and phone it in but this doesn't feel like it. It doesn't feel like a gimmick, it feels like they actually give a shit about the composition. Probably because one of the dudes involved in the project had experience with progressive metal.
>Finally some shrieking violins in my metalPost too long. Click here to view the full text. ▶ Anonymous 2025/04/22 (Tue) 00:36:43 No. 121186
>>121183 What would we do in a world without Zinc?
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/20 (Sun) 17:02:50 No. 120530
>>120529 Yeah, they use the same "file" field on a post actually
It's beautiful, though
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/18 (Fri) 12:03:30 No. 118610
>>118553 Isn't he only doing this due to a fan winning some of toblerone contest and requesting John to be trans?
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/15 (Tue) 20:56:16 No. 117327
>>117325 Still not a complete sentence.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/15 (Tue) 17:38:39 No. 117192
>>117190 >Emeower type zoomer Zoomers are at a particularly insufferable intersection of "Hate people taking things too seriously" and "Have no sense of humor."
Even goons, maligned as they are, have more of a sense of humor that isn't so easy to
glub ing diffuse with anything out of their comfort zone. Yes, they may be mastubatory and smug but they know how to deal with things slightly out of their comfort zone better because they don't just completely break down and refuse to play.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/13 (Sun) 20:15:12 No. 116651
And… done. Our Queen!
"Her tail is black, though"
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/07 (Mon) 05:10:03 No. 114220
>>114215 Pardon me, but did you mean to say "those aren't LIMINAL"
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/07 (Mon) 01:22:42 No. 114113
>>114111 Goons just blanket hate WEIRD JAPAN EWWWW
It's fine to outgrow things
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/05 (Sat) 16:33:59 No. 113624
>>113591 I always said "goons are the problem" but I never meant it quite so literally. Sure, the mod for /pol/ is shit but you're also the kind of person who'd make /pol/ insufferable pre-2015 anyway so.
▶ Anonymous 2025/04/01 (Tue) 03:35:31 No. 111722
>>111717 I thought goons fell out of cultural relevancy in 2005. Why can't they just fucking die already?
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/27 (Thu) 09:20:20 No. 110007
>>109908 >It's just grim and there are no easy solutions. Letting Monke keep everything he's stolen is not a solution.
>I am very staunchly anti-war. Obviously, a lot more than you. Right. You just wanna reward the people who started the war.
>I'm not a goon, bwo. I fucking hate goons. You're spiritually a goon.
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/27 (Thu) 05:07:17 No. 109908
>>109768 >Stop projecting your own ignorance just because YOU "don't know what a ukraine is". At the very least most normies heard of the Yuschenko poisoning and Maidan. "Yeah, okay."
>Once again, projecting your own ignorance. He LOVES Ukrainian floak.
>My principles are that you, and people like you, deserve to be put in camps and chemically sterilized. Because you are both evil, and retarded. I'm not. I thought we were on amicable terms.
>Right. You JUST DON'T CAAARE, MAN about the biggest and bloodiest war in Europe in the last eighty years. Are you, by any chance, a GOON or a Gen X-er? It's just
grim and there are no easy solutions. I push the care down, I am very staunchly anti-war. Obviously, a lot more than you.
>>109769 I'm not a goon, bwo. I fucking hate goons.
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/26 (Wed) 08:30:10 No. 109769
Kill
goons . Behead
goons . Burn
goons .
DIAP goons . Gas
goons . Shoot
goons in the face. Stab
goons with a kitchen knife. Push pregnant
goons down the stairs. Run over
goons in the crosswalk with a Chevrolet Silverado. Break into
goon homes and steal
goon money. Mail a bomb to
goons . Gouge out
goons eyes. Use a blunt pocket knife to give
goons the Glasgow smile. Push
goons overboard into the ocean. Bury
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. ▶ Anonymous 2025/03/24 (Mon) 22:26:18 No. 108867
>>108860 Touhou's montly favor came a long time ago… These are like skulking goons trying to raid a quiet village
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/24 (Mon) 16:51:50 No. 108750
>>108749 No, it's literally peak fiction, bwo.
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/19 (Wed) 17:13:41 No. 106964
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1VLBODeIHwo >Happy to see at least one person with the first game speaking up against nu-GoW >HUMANITY…. LE RESTORED… >Comments are a bunch of Redittors going "UM ACKSHULLY" >Lose faith and turn into sheer autistic rage Frankly, if you enjoy a single sad, bad game you should be shot in front of a firing squad.
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/14 (Fri) 02:10:02 No. 104943
>>104941 Ask
M E X .
>>104942 Technically, the usage of the term book or novel is fairly recent so "it is."
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/09 (Sun) 00:15:26 No. 102092
>>101992 Yeah, they definitely don't call for mass-murder, especially not the creator of this very comic.
The alt-right is so disingenuous, it's embarrassing. The alt-lite is just embarrassing because their politics are fucking gay and retarded.
"Paleoconservatism with extra soy milk please."
▶ Anonymous 2025/03/06 (Thu) 09:00:59 No. 101016
>>101014 There he is.
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE RUNNING JOKES ON A PSEUDO-ANONYMOUS FORUM BECAUSE I DON'T GET THEM IMMEDIATELY >>101008 ▶ Anonymous 2025/03/03 (Mon) 01:39:09 No. 98889
>>98873 >when will it die already Never, because
The sharty is secretly run by the same GOONS who control the 4chan staff, in order to attack and kill altchans while disguising themselves as a cool anti-4chan-meid0 group ▶ Anonymous 2025/02/27 (Thu) 01:06:58 No. 96892
"Sorry, bwo, sharing any personal information is PURRRRRRRRRRRFORMATIVE. I'm just here to insult people
BIZNASTY on the personal information they give up, have technical conversations about codes, and espouse radical political beliefs on this board that's barely in the double digits."
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/26 (Wed) 23:44:16 No. 96796
>>96795 >Er, goon much? Goons don't like violencia.
>wwas it DIAP? He looks Turkish.
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/26 (Wed) 21:20:12 No. 96575
>>96574 >which is ironic, since Goons are somehow even lamer than the furries and weebs they attack You can't just say that. Just look at
!
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/26 (Wed) 21:18:52 No. 96574
>>96566 *for not being as
which is ironic, since Goons are somehow even lamer than the furries and weebs they attack
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/26 (Wed) 21:16:06 No. 96566
>>96557 Because whatever "problematic" justification they cook up when they're posting in public is just a pretense.
They just wanna do what
goons have always done - bully 12 year old girls into suicide for Internet Cool as them.
They just realized they could get away with it more if they disguised their bullying as "social justice".
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/24 (Mon) 18:09:12 No. 95210
>>95207 >VGH, the vaguely experimental TV network is airing an indie animation that I THINK IS LAME. Oh, that's what your low-effort contrarian "negativity is bad unless it's ironic" bullshit reminds me of!
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/21 (Fri) 15:58:21 No. 92874
Insufferably arrogant and insincere asshole can't even show even an iota of sincere good faith after how many years?
It has the appearance of good faith; it might motivate someone but where it's coming from is a prevailing sense of indifference to what he made and what YOU'LL make. If you're legitimately sated by this kind of shit, you're probably 500% more likely to join a literal cult or get into an abusive relationship.
>>92871 >>Critiques: Irony How can you legitimately give a fuck about the comic if you hate irony autism? It's all it is at the end.
>>Critiques: R Word >>Critiques: Aracial >>Critiques: Yiffy THE REAL HARD-HITTING ISSUES.
Reminder that these are the critical thinking skills of the people that "like" Homestuck.
>>92872 Just goons gonna' goon.
>>92873 You know how I feel about Megaten and yet I'd still much prefer you use LAW/CHAOS instead of MEAT/CANDY. MEAT and CANDY legitimately makes me fucking awkwaaard. Please, I'm fucking begging you.
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/19 (Wed) 17:12:49 No. 91589
>>91586 >curious use of goonsay Ironic ebonics is goony.
But that wasn't my real reason. ▶ Anonymous 2025/02/19 (Wed) 17:11:20 No. 91586
>>91581 curious use of goonsay
>>91582 >gave up on the server too quickly this is a real problem for sure. every time my friends try and get a server going these days, it ends up being a week or two of playing nonstop before it fizzles out almost instantly
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/19 (Wed) 17:08:44 No. 91581
>>91579 They are not shitty. Step off my
8ITCH , homie.
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/18 (Tue) 17:45:38 No. 90884
>>90881 Goons would be all "Muh CIA"
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/18 (Tue) 17:45:08 No. 90881
>>90878 Goons, classic fighters of the well-known "Mind control is real" narrative supported by real gamers.
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/18 (Tue) 13:01:26 No. 90641
>>90629 >Politics are fucking gay and have no place in nerd communities Then you should be against
goons pushing THEIR politics in nerd communities.
>>90633 >You'd be laughed out of the room with the way you talk. No I wouldn't, and I was there so I know from experience.
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/18 (Tue) 08:57:58 No. 90564
>>90550 At maximum only a quarter of posters on /pol/ in 2017 had been around in 2014
a lot of
goons came to 4chan then after the Hillary toxx bans
and that's even before the massive brown jeet flood hit
/pol/ has become its own antithesis
▶ Rudy The Namefriend 2025/02/16 (Sun) 18:33:30 No. 89695
>>89656 >Goonspeed Goosepend
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/01 (Sat) 06:47:38 No. 81857
>>81853 It's Hu¢¢ie, so I'm going with option goonsay.
We'll give him credit for the admittedly clever reference to the MSPA character introductions with their room and VARIOUS INTERESTS
▶ Anonymous 2025/02/01 (Sat) 06:24:24 No. 81853
>>81841 >>81843 Is it agreement, or
"i've acknowledged my flaws using irony, time to continue on without fixing them"
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/26 (Sun) 00:15:41 No. 78588
>>78585 It's the general trend of you making the dichotomy of
>WHOLESOME 100 THING BAD >CHUD THING GOOD Like I'm not allowed to speak my mind or have biases or that these encapsulate my thoughts in full. I know your mythological role (you should take the test, I forgot what I gave you) is Knight of Girlcock but stop half-assedly defending things
BIZNASTY on optics.
I vent about shit that annoys me, I'm sure you don't get nearly as much catharsis in playing Devil's advocate, so, just stop. Roll with the punches and try to make jokes instead.
I Am Most Often Very Up For Jokes ▶ Anonymous 2025/01/16 (Thu) 08:52:54 No. 75401
>>75400 > It ruined the movie for me. Can you not
>The only parts of the movie that are good is how there are two jokes in the movie that are basically just "haha, black people." Which is so fucking funny. ▶ Anonymous 2025/01/12 (Sun) 19:31:53 No. 73602
>>73601 "Doesn't count as selling out unless it's NFT!"
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/07 (Tue) 22:55:47 No. 71385
Are Vaporeon and Espeon still the most viable?
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/07 (Tue) 20:56:50 No. 71228
>>71226 "Those ain't ya bros homie"
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/07 (Tue) 02:30:09 No. 70540
>>70538 "It's more of a slice of life game so far, and…"
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/06 (Mon) 00:54:55 No. 69504
>>69498 Notably anti-trans goons.
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/05 (Sun) 20:52:51 No. 69039
>>69030 >Goons, notably anti-porn. I meant it in more of a "enlightened nerd who acts superior to everyone" way, but.
>Don't you want to tell a story or at least someone else express theirs? some people do for sure! others, probably not. there's a lot of porn because it pays well/gets attention in a way that only the most successful sfw art does, and also just because plenty of artists enjoy drawing nsfw (it's practically a stereotype; see also: disney artists and other famous pro animators drawing furry art and other lewds on the side)
consider also that you just notice sfw less because it doesn't stand out to you
>On that topic, I like to draw but I'm not very good at it and I don't have a tablet.I liked your style in the little doodle you made. it was cute and you should do more <3
now please compliment yourself so I can be free
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/05 (Sun) 20:40:59 No. 69030
>>69028 Goons, notably anti-porn. I mean, I guess that's closer to other GOON'Ds I've gotten but think about it, you waste your talent on just drawing chicks with
diick2 for pay? Don't you want to tell a story or at least someone else express theirs?
>>69027 On that topic, I like to draw but I'm not very good at it and I don't have a tablet.
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/03 (Fri) 04:55:31 No. 66818
>>66805 Something that you overlook, and that most KF users also aren't willing to admit, is the degree of kayfabe present in the cycle.
Out of all the millions of people who spend lots of time on the internet, for someone to cross the threshold of being identified as a "lolcow" they need to be continuously feeding the haters things they can talk about. A lolcow could easily delete their social media presence and move on, yet none of the ones you see do this. Many of them read their own threads, and some interact with them. There are also more cases than you expect of "lolcows" acting stupid intentionally to bait attention. They do get a lot of free attention, and sometimes profit financially from this. Lolcows are closer to internet jesters than victims of bullying, although being in that position is surely not good for them in the long term and I object to the whole spectacle. The whole thing is deeply unserious, and you shouldn't take it seriously because that's what Kiwifarms wants you to do so they can feel morally righteous and culturally relevant.
Weird/awkwaaard/ugly/gross people minding their own business don't become lolcows. What you said about KF users engaging in sadistic circlejerking rather than staying on-topic is true, but it's not the kind of one-sided bullying you imagine. Lolcows actively and purposefully invite bullying. If a prospective lolcow isn't either already a widely known public figure (attention whore) or having a public meltdown (for attention), no one will care enough to let you create a thread on them in the first place. They will also make up outright lies about the lolcows because there's no need for any of this to be true in the first place. KF users are easily trolled, but they don't care so long as the kayfabe stays in place and they can pretend the guy they were diagnosing with mental illnesses and wishing death on was totally a real <insert category>.
lolcow.farm is more like what you describe, since it's a bunch of
wwomen 8ITCH ing about random other
wwomen doing/saying mundane things who ironical
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. ▶ Anonymous 2025/01/03 (Fri) 00:25:27 No. 66589
>>66587 Goons, known critics of globalism.
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/01 (Wed) 21:26:53 No. 65495
"I like water."
▶ Anonymous 2025/01/01 (Wed) 04:51:58 No. 64883
>>64881 That is Splatoon Three
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/30 (Mon) 01:00:17 No. 63599
>>63594 I've been reading his game reviews since around the same time as Homestuck. Icy's cadence and obsessively surly breadth of books read and games played tickled me just right
Funny enough it was SA goons who led me there, I googled the fyad username "eat shit sexhavers" and found the Internet Reacts to Icycalm thread on his culture.vg forum
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/29 (Sun) 03:10:31 No. 62765
>>62763 > I hope he’s reading this and knows that there’s a retarded crazy person battling schizophrenia just so he can step up to the plate and carry on where he left off because he brought that much into my life Get a grip.
>I hope he understands not to differentiate between people like you and the people that dragged his ass off to Funland for a socialist clown roleplay session just because you’re pushing opposite points. I hope he does because I actually care about writing and comicbooks and not fucking around and ruining shit people have faith in just so you can laugh with your circlejerk of goons.
Also, when is ever "not differentiating between people" a good thing? GET A GRIP.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/28 (Sat) 02:16:37 No. 62108
>>62095 > like all goons wait he was a goon?
what was his username?
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/28 (Sat) 02:06:25 No. 62095
>>62089 That wasn't me, you fucking moron. Talk about irony.
>you and your fuckbuddies keep talking about how much you want him to die and how disgusting he is and laughing at him, and it makes me feel unsettled LMAO
>I feel a lot of creative connection to him >>62010 >I'm already saddened by how much his retarded fans have fucked him up.>Unironically buying into the Psycholonials narrative He exploited and stepped on a ton of people to make Homestuck. He literally got married to a cosplayer. He spent most of his adulthood shitting on other people like all goons. Hu¢¢ie is a bully.
>You are a bully. Call your mommy.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/24 (Tue) 17:03:18 No. 60555
>>60553 She won't get the memo until trvmpian goonsquads haul her to libbycamp
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/23 (Mon) 22:09:09 No. 59843
What *is* this thing
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/18 (Wed) 22:38:52 No. 57155
>>57154 He's protecting chan culture from goons like you.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/17 (Tue) 18:04:47 No. 55998
>>55996 > If you don't know who Weedhitler is, you can move on. Goons change names and brands like a girl changes clothes. Is it Mac The Mulatto with the Sisyphean chip on his shoulder or not?
Or is it his one friend that trooned out.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/16 (Mon) 19:39:44 No. 55415
>>55414 A combination of stickers only use in tandem to express admiration for the true pinnacles of videogame writing and story-telling (as told by goons.)
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/10 (Tue) 13:00:42 No. 51750
The first sign of RLM's goonish faux apathy regarding comicbooks and actual good writing for "Uuuuh, I guess it's kind of novel that it was a subversion" was them defending the Mandarin (a character who's been shit on and forgotten for the longest time) not being the Mandarin like it isn't a huge slap in the face. Prove me wrong, /tv/
I know I'm the only person to "care" about this here but let me reiterate that I don't actually like the MCU, Marvel, or comicbooks (the accuracy of that strong negation going in order of most-to-least accurate.)
That being said, I do think the strong, fine lines between nerd, geek, and dork have been eroded over the years but that's probably something even less people are interested in hearing about. As always, I blame goons.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/09 (Mon) 06:03:13 No. 51400
>>51398 >who hates AA, anywhere? Me.
Also, goons because "ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH VISUAL NOVEL JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!
"
>I can only assume it was related to screeching over the existence of this one (sticker material) Why? Because loli?
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/09 (Mon) 05:49:49 No. 51386
>>51385 >This is not how people talk How do people talk, then, goontoon?
ayo you niggas came to help sum shit goin on wit felix that what it about dood aight im tight you good YA RLY >>The friend who doesn't like ANYTHING Goons are worse. Their hate is built on lies. And also, they like Simpsons and
TRICKSTER cock.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/09 (Mon) 05:35:20 No. 51380
>>51379 Generic JRPG hate circlejerk. I'm convinced goons don't actually like gameplay (but also hate Visual Novels because DROOL JAPAN)
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/07 (Sat) 04:03:32 No. 50438
>>50433 >I've noticed that people who use "theater kid" as a pejorative the most are basically also theater kids. Quite the funny trend. I've noticed the same thing with "terminally online". It's a favorite among goons.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/06 (Fri) 04:31:57 No. 50077
>>50075 I don't recognize what anime that is so that makes me angry.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/05 (Thu) 23:07:44 No. 49847
>>49845 >Painfully accurate Of course, you'd say that, "Marzipan".
>>49846 Certain people don't understand the artistry in calling out the digital
TRICKSTER . It's just as important as calling out the digital Jew; troon goons are the vanguard.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/05 (Thu) 06:20:51 No. 49705
>>49704 At least Fritzi isn't wearing a low-cut country tee shirt
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/04 (Wed) 07:16:04 No. 49256
>>49255 >>49239 >but in practice if one more clueless western dev releases a "dating sim parody""Mine is an HGAME parody doe"
>I will kidnap them and force them to play amagami for the playstation 2 before murdering them Are you both a pervert weeb degenerate and a sensitive babby rattle or is this someone else? Awful combo if not.
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/04 (Wed) 00:06:55 No. 48957
>>48954 Any other questions to be asked?
I guess I'll leave this notebook art since we have to start with a new mass summary starting with this thread.
>>48955 Er, 49th, if that picture is
Biznasty on the last thread.
>>48956 WELL, ISN'T THAT CUTE. BUT IT'S WRONG. ▶ Anonymous 2024/12/03 (Tue) 12:51:20 No. 48785
Dutifully, dressed as a nun, I must remind you that "samejoke" is a globalized version of "Groeningism"
Thinks MoM screams about when no one is around: Xillennials, goons,
Les Schtroumpfs , Nirvana
▶ Anonymous 2024/12/01 (Sun) 09:38:02 No. 48035
But aside from that
>>47776 >>47781 Watch out, GPTtard deemed your naming sensibilites closer to the GOONSPECTRUM than mine! Heheh…
Though I think it ultimately doesn't matter and you should stick to your guns (because I want to use Bellnettle myself)
Now, I wanted to respond to this,
>profanity mixed with purple prose is very Huss which is very goon. You wrote something similar to that. It isn't actually goon-y.
Absolvement of Viscaria plays things straight as a sincere (or as /hgg2d/ has said, manipulative) character drama first and foremost. We critics can say this is intended to add the spice of irony to the coming depravity in the full game, but at that point, the direction the story takes is the player's choice.
Secondly, I didn't "write" any of it, Manuri did. The translation is simply my adaptation of the Japanese. Actually, if I had the balls to exercise editorial control, I'd cut a few of the more interminable H-scenes down to 200 lines or less, vgh.
Still, I did my best to respect the work. If some of the prose crosses in to
purple territory, I may be at fault. Composing sexy scenes is tricky enough, let alone trying to balance that with the perspective of a “zero-experience ingenue who’d blush to hear the word ‘cock.’, so, the Liedna-narrated ones took me a while.
Being an eroge, there's an intrinsic vulgarity in portraying scenes of masturbation, clitoris-stiffening curses, pissing in public, etc (though the early matrimonial lovemaking scene manages to be tooth-rottingly wholesome, imo.)
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. ▶ Anonymous 2024/11/27 (Wed) 17:21:47 No. 46453
>>46450 No. FYAD.
(You are the goon.)
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/25 (Mon) 17:57:13 No. 45791
>>45788 >davejaders Davejaders aren't on the level of goons, let's be real. It's just that they're rather shallow and annoying and it's frustrating that Homestuck antifans have to deign themselves to their lot to even have the smallest space online.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/25 (Mon) 17:55:14 No. 45788
>>45155 Megidochan vampire survivors clone where you mow down goons and davejaders
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/24 (Sun) 08:10:46 No. 45177
>>45175 NO YOU CAN'T JUST CARE ABOUT THE HETERO ROMANCE OR SAILOR MOON ON SAILOR MOON IT'S THE HECKING TRANSBIAN INCEST SHOW AND SAILOR MOON IS LE MOST BORING ONE!
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/23 (Sat) 13:44:54 No. 44840
>>44839 Yes, I'm not exactly the stoic jailbait connoisseur type. Sorry for caring, bwo.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/22 (Fri) 12:34:28 No. 44590
>>44589 That is SO punk rock!
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/22 (Fri) 01:49:05 No. 44415
>>44414 Erm, but isn't having your species foa last name mroe of a Mobian thing?
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/21 (Thu) 06:13:37 No. 44243
>>44241 Goons don't hate everyone. They hate everyone™*
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/20 (Wed) 19:07:49 No. 44133
>>44077 I've thought a bit about
Homestuck , but with the internal Secrets window from
Viscaria at play.
Would be blunt, but you can glean insight into the motivations at the time of [arbitrary action x]. Plus, the presence alone would coerce the author into investing proper care into the private rationales behind the scenes.
>>44078 >That's what makes him a foil to Sollux; he's Sollux, but proactive- and that makes him dangerous "Erm, Prince isn't actually the foil to Mage, though."
Still, sou. Hu¢¢ie himself never devoted this much thought into Eridan and his mindset, like you said. As one of the trolls allowed to perma-die, there likely wasn't much planned for him beyond "zodiac slot filler" and "sex pest".
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/20 (Wed) 05:28:59 No. 43813
>>43810 "Alcoholics definitely make better parents than ninjas."
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/20 (Wed) 03:53:45 No. 43731
I know this is
but
TRICKSTERS are like Darth Vader saying "Yeah, I'm so much happier now"
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/20 (Wed) 01:27:15 No. 43653
>>43651 20s are young! Try juggling a happy wifey with a retro gaming backlog!
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/19 (Tue) 09:23:02 No. 43448
>>43447 Or a goon.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/19 (Tue) 04:23:17 No. 43198
Goons be like "Anti-furryism is old hat, we don't do that anymore" (one of their top guys is secretly a babyfur and the mods knew)
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/19 (Tue) 04:11:36 No. 43175
>>43174 It's very long which makes it the funniest one.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/14 (Thu) 18:55:22 No. 41581
>>41579 Simpsons did Flanderization first, it's even the trope codifier.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/14 (Thu) 01:08:47 No. 41368
>>41367 Google and the retard robot seem to agree with me on this one
And check out the idolmaster wiki, they make no distinction
https://project-imas.wiki/THE_iDOLM@STER_Cinderella_Girls/Characters ▶ Anonymous 2024/11/13 (Wed) 22:42:01 No. 41286
>>41280 "i know its carelord to say this but sick"
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/13 (Wed) 22:41:51 No. 41284
>>41280 This is based though. What's awkwaaard is having one foot in, one foot out like certain people:
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/12 (Tue) 18:03:04 No. 40980
>>40978 "I have to be transgendered."
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/11 (Mon) 10:46:42 No. 40744
>>40743 He's the janitor. His reasoning?
"I don't dislike making sushi. I just don't do it because I'm not Japanese"
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/09 (Sat) 14:53:40 No. 40051
It'll be interesting to see who comes out of the woodwork now not the obligatory screaming about Trump kind of has to come to a slow, screeching halt.
Hopefully not a RINO "Hm maybe I can get the ABORTMYN VOOT" type. Not that I care. Much.
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/09 (Sat) 04:39:01 No. 39872
>>39871 Also, yeah, why aren't all flags stickers? That seems intuitive, doesn't it?
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/09 (Sat) 04:05:33 No. 39858
>>39857 >chintzy Nigga just said "chintzy"
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/05 (Tue) 01:07:52 No. 38502
>>38500 Erm, but you gotta be SECURE enough to cede control
▶ Anonymous 2024/11/03 (Sun) 18:08:38 No. 38275
>>Don't have to be so about it. You're starting to piss me off. Yeah, I don't like talking about things I'm uninformed about
>>38274 ▶ Anonymous 2024/11/03 (Sun) 18:01:51 No. 38273
>>38272 >And I'm saying I'd still abstain from playing it. I DON'T CARE.
>Wouldn't be surprised if those are utterly basic picks or whatever, since I'm not very invested. MF is the first and most vanilla sex appeal character (not that I dislike her) but Zilean is pretty niche and cool.
Don't have to be so
about it. You're starting to piss me off.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/31 (Thu) 22:47:44 No. 37718
>>37715 Catholic LARPers are the worst though.
>>37717 ▶ Anonymous 2024/10/30 (Wed) 17:57:55 No. 37613
>>37611 Woah, let's cool it with the dangerously edgy racist comedy there, kid.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/29 (Tue) 23:59:10 No. 37362
>>37360 >Spigot swore off astrology What is it with chuddishes and swearing off bullshit randomly? Just like goons, I swear.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/29 (Tue) 23:37:15 No. 37345
If you can make one within two days, it'll be a HIT with the kids.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/29 (Tue) 22:41:27 No. 37320
>>37318 Actually, the fat goon should be place underneath the statement
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/29 (Tue) 22:40:10 No. 37318
O BOI KEWL PAWNZ
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/29 (Tue) 21:38:29 No. 37281
>>37278 I actually learned of HS through an avatar on SA (john gaining a feather in his cap), so I gotta represent
>>37280 and
are goon ones truly and wholly
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/28 (Mon) 01:29:36 No. 36778
>>36768 Implying zoomer "antis" aren't just the latest generation of shock troops to be groomed by the Gen X Goons in their eternal War On Anime
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/27 (Sun) 23:14:57 No. 36709
>>36696 >Let's all settle down and reel in the goonhate for a little. NO! Kill goons. Behead goons. Burn goons. Rape goons. Gas goons. Shoot goons in the face. Stab goons with a kitchen knife. Push pregnant goons down the stairs. Run over goons in the crosswalk with a Chevrolet Silverado. Break into goon homes and steal goon money. Mail a bomb to goons. Gouge out goons eyes. Use a blunt pocket knife to give goons the Glasgow smile. Push goons overboard into the ocean. Bury goons up to their necks in sand and watch the tide come in. Set goons on fire. Eat a goon's liver with some Fava beans and a nice chianti. Upper decker a goon's toilet. Steal candy from goon children. Bite the nose off a goon's face. Dunk goons in radioactive waste. Lock goons in a rocket and shoot it at the sun. Expel goons from school. Roundhouse kick a goon in the face. Dip a goon's balls in bengay. Perform unlicensed surgery on goons. Send a bus of goons off a cliff. Kick goons in the nuts. Light a paper bag full of dog shit on a goon's doorstep. Beat goons to death with a hammer. Play frogger with goons on the interstate. Drag a goon's face across a concrete floor. Put goons in the guillotine. Force feed bleach to goons. Sic attack dogs on goons. Slam a door on a goon's hand. Overdose a goon on Tylenol. Pull out a goon's teeth with pliers. Toss goons in an industrial trash compactor. Force goons to watch Amy Schumer stand-up. Cut a goon's ears off. Throw goons out a plane at 30,000 feet with no parachute. Sell goon snuff films for money. Nuke goons. Bury goons alive. Round house a goons wife and kids off a bridge. Make goons fear for their lives. Use a goons head for a bowling ball. Poison goons. Mutilate goons. Set goons on fire. Blow goons up with explosives. Use a 50 cal and snipe goons bodies in half. Turn a goon into pink mist. Make a goon trip into a wood chipper. Break a goons legs and make him crawl away from you. Shoot a goon in the face with a small caliber and make fun of him while he is bleeding out immobilized. Put a goon into a coma. Throw a goon into a vat of acid.
Hate the Goon because he has nothing but hate in his black little heart for you.
TOTAL GOON DEATH NOW AND FOREVER. ▶ Anonymous 2024/10/27 (Sun) 20:26:58 No. 36513
>>36508 >Goons reviewing H-Games Given enough time, the Goon will eventually reinvent the somethingawful front page
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/26 (Sat) 19:58:56 No. 36142
>>36131 It depends on who's saying it. Goons and Western xillenials or whatever I want to call goon-adjacents at the moment are obviously completely hypocritical. They want to pretend to live in their paradise (sex and weed) but can't shake the cognitive dissonance of apocalypse being right around the corner and "most things are shit because of le capitalism"
I can imagine more sincerity coming from a TRVLY Eastern perspective when and where nature circlejerk reaches its zenith, it feels good.
▶ Anonymous 2024/10/25 (Fri) 19:31:54 No. 35967
>>35964 >>35965 The shared thread between 9CL and Gilchrist Nanc4 is that the goons are probably gay or otherwise spiritual
wwomen engaged in trying to shame a man for drawing his MUSE