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161 results in /hsg/ - "Homestuck" General

 No.131606

>>131605
Bluelady is clearly red
:goonsay:


 No.131529

>>131510
SRS was taken over early on by goons and effectively run by them


 No.131501

>>131493
>peepeepoopoo lefty Twitter
Call them what they are: GOONS


 No.130683

>>130682
Those ones can struggle with time horizons:goons:


 No.129546

>>129544
We're the real goons all along
:melo:


 No.129484

>>129483

Also, I'm drunk. I had a Piña Colada and some sake. :nod::nod:

Even the local MEXicanx population seemed mixed on it and even though it did please my gorehound sadism to a reasonably sized… cup :hurtgood: (I don't know what this metaphor is trying to be), we, /ourpeople/, knew it was lacking. Two potato sacks of south North Americans (moid and femoid) gave it 8 and 6 respectively. That's pretty bad coming from Mexicans. Also, let me remind you that my BWC is literally built for Mexicans. I can handle dey spice, I'm into black metal and gothic rock, I love gory franchises that never end, I love to bicker with people, I have a weird amount of knowledge about Mexico from 1821 and 1853 and passion for its culture and history, I love Aztec-inspired designs because of Jack Kirby… I could go on. :nod: Let it be known that I'm a catch in the sack for these beans…

Now something I forgot to bring up in my all-important babbypost which I will now "hold against the movie" since I was forced to go to a Thai restaurant with the world's most Junji Ito urinal placement, is my thoughts on talking to your baby beyond just the hypothetical of Daria not instantly slamming the meizen button. I heard a baby say "I want to see the phone" and if one of your babbu's first words is "phone" then I think something is seriously wrong. :righteous:

I think kids are at their best and learn their best when they're initiating conversation or just doing things on their own (NOISE POLLUTION: THE CULTURE, REEEEEEEEE. :argh:) I'm sure (((studies))) say otherwise. But I think it's worth giving up the all-important (((verbal intelligence)) for stuff like spatial reasoning or intuition. I'm afraid that we're letting the associative relationships of fundamental Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.127869

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>>127865
I'd need one because Pete just shat me a load of :goonsay:


 No.127130



 No.126474

>>126473
Nope. Shorter response wins, bwo.
:goonsay:


 No.126088

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>>126087
It's the greatest actually
:goonsay:


 No.122984

>>122981
Dumbing of the Ages. An old but mold Something Awful + Bad Comics Wiki (goons who pretend to care about webcomics) classic.


 No.122545

>>122544
why does TRICKSTER get filtered but troon doesnt? do the transgender goons from SA get some privilege?


 No.121614

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:smuggo::goonsay::^q^:>>121613


 No.121612

:smuggo::goonsay::^q^:


 No.121497

>>121491
Goons are the postermanchildren of that style, and they're older than dirt


 No.121258

>>121244
>>121245
>Fist In Fetus
What the Hell was Marzipan's problem? :hover:

This is one of those exceptions (it's just an EP) personally curated by Daddy Satan himself.

They have the grindcore stuff down hard. They aren't as frantic (which is to be predicted) as you'd expect it to be (it's for a structural reason) but that doesn't make them loose their punchiness because of how well everything is mixed and the symphonic and, I want to say, jazzy bits are delicious flourishes. Even when you think it starts to get a bit too grandiose, there are some harsh or dissonant beats to ground it.

I know I usually harp on synths (though I'm not a glubing expert at identifying them) but again, it's an issue of mixing (and a lot of this album rides the line of electronica.) If these are synths, I can't tell- but it doesn't matter. The traditional instruments hear sound beautiful and crisp. Some of the parts remind me of a JRPG soundtrack (durr hurr nerd hears classical music and thinks JRPG - literally me-on-MEX before. :goonsay:)

I want to say it's really easy to take an idea like this and phone it in but this doesn't feel like it. It doesn't feel like a gimmick, it feels like they actually give a shit about the composition. Probably because one of the dudes involved in the project had experience with progressive metal.

>Finally some shrieking violins in my metal

:thewall:
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.121186

>>121183
What would we do in a world without Zinc?
:goonsay:


 No.120530

>>120529
Yeah, they use the same "file" field on a post actually
:goonsay:
:z:It's beautiful, though :z:


 No.118610

>>118553
Isn't he only doing this due to a fan winning some of toblerone contest and requesting John to be trans? :goonsay:


 No.117327

>>117325
Still not a complete sentence.
:goonsay:


 No.117192

>>117190
>Emeower type zoomer
Zoomers are at a particularly insufferable intersection of "Hate people taking things too seriously" and "Have no sense of humor."

Even goons, maligned as they are, have more of a sense of humor that isn't so easy to glubing diffuse with anything out of their comfort zone. Yes, they may be mastubatory and smug but they know how to deal with things slightly out of their comfort zone better because they don't just completely break down and refuse to play.


 No.116651

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And… done. Our Queen!

"Her tail is black, though"
:goonsay:


 No.116230



 No.114220

>>114215
Pardon me, but did you mean to say "those aren't LIMINAL"
:goonsay:


 No.114113

>>114111
Goons just blanket hate WEIRD JAPAN EWWWW
It's fine to outgrow things


 No.113624

>>113591
I always said "goons are the problem" but I never meant it quite so literally. Sure, the mod for /pol/ is shit but you're also the kind of person who'd make /pol/ insufferable pre-2015 anyway so. :gtfo:


 No.111722

>>111717
I thought goons fell out of cultural relevancy in 2005. Why can't they just fucking die already?


 No.110007

>>109908
>It's just grim and there are no easy solutions.
Letting Monke keep everything he's stolen is not a solution.
>I am very staunchly anti-war. Obviously, a lot more than you.
Right. You just wanna reward the people who started the war.
>I'm not a goon, bwo. I fucking hate goons.
You're spiritually a goon.


 No.109908

>>109768
>Stop projecting your own ignorance just because YOU "don't know what a ukraine is". At the very least most normies heard of the Yuschenko poisoning and Maidan.
"Yeah, okay."
>Once again, projecting your own ignorance.
He LOVES Ukrainian floak.
>My principles are that you, and people like you, deserve to be put in camps and chemically sterilized. Because you are both evil, and retarded.
I'm not. I thought we were on amicable terms.
>Right. You JUST DON'T CAAARE, MAN about the biggest and bloodiest war in Europe in the last eighty years. Are you, by any chance, a GOON or a Gen X-er?
It's just grim and there are no easy solutions. I push the care down, I am very staunchly anti-war. Obviously, a lot more than you.
>>109769
I'm not a goon, bwo. I fucking hate goons.


 No.109769

Kill goons. Behead goons. Burn goons. DIAP goons. Gas goons. Shoot goons in the face. Stab goons with a kitchen knife. Push pregnant goons down the stairs. Run over goons in the crosswalk with a Chevrolet Silverado. Break into goon homes and steal goon money. Mail a bomb to goons. Gouge out goons eyes. Use a blunt pocket knife to give goons the Glasgow smile. Push goons overboard into the ocean. Bury Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.108867

>>108860
Touhou's montly favor came a long time ago… These are like skulking goons trying to raid a quiet village
:hyaha:


 No.108750

>>108749
No, it's literally peak fiction, bwo.
:goonsay:


 No.106964

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1VLBODeIHwo
>Happy to see at least one person with the first game speaking up against nu-GoW
>HUMANITY…. LE RESTORED…
>Comments are a bunch of Redittors going "UM ACKSHULLY" :weave::goonsay:
>Lose faith and turn into sheer autistic rage
Frankly, if you enjoy a single sad, bad game you should be shot in front of a firing squad.


 No.104943

>>104941
Ask MEX.
>>104942
Technically, the usage of the term book or novel is fairly recent so "it is."
:goonsay:


 No.102092

>>101992
Yeah, they definitely don't call for mass-murder, especially not the creator of this very comic.

The alt-right is so disingenuous, it's embarrassing. The alt-lite is just embarrassing because their politics are fucking gay and retarded.

"Paleoconservatism with extra soy milk please."
:goonsay:


 No.101016

>>101014
There he is.
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE RUNNING JOKES ON A PSEUDO-ANONYMOUS FORUM BECAUSE I DON'T GET THEM IMMEDIATELY >>101008
:goonsay:


 No.99587



 No.98889

>>98873
>when will it die already
Never, because The sharty is secretly run by the same GOONS who control the 4chan staff, in order to attack and kill altchans while disguising themselves as a cool anti-4chan-meid0 group


 No.96892

"Sorry, bwo, sharing any personal information is PURRRRRRRRRRRFORMATIVE. I'm just here to insult people :outy:BIZNASTY:outy: on the personal information they give up, have technical conversations about codes, and espouse radical political beliefs on this board that's barely in the double digits."
:goonsay:


 No.96796

>>96795
>Er, goon much?
Goons don't like violencia.
>wwas it DIAP?
He looks Turkish.


 No.96575

>>96574
>which is ironic, since Goons are somehow even lamer than the furries and weebs they attack
You can't just say that. Just look at :junior:!


 No.96574

>>96566
*for not being as

which is ironic, since Goons are somehow even lamer than the furries and weebs they attack


 No.96566

>>96557
Because whatever "problematic" justification they cook up when they're posting in public is just a pretense.
They just wanna do what goons have always done - bully 12 year old girls into suicide for Internet Cool as them.
They just realized they could get away with it more if they disguised their bullying as "social justice".


 No.96254

>>96252
>NO YOU CAN'T JUST BE CYNICAL UNLESS IT'S ME ABOUT THE FUCKING 怨霊S
:goonsay:


 No.95210

>>95207
>VGH, the vaguely experimental TV network is airing an indie animation that I THINK IS LAME.
:goonsay:


Oh, that's what your low-effort contrarian "negativity is bad unless it's ironic" bullshit reminds me of! :nipah:


 No.92874

Insufferably arrogant and insincere asshole can't even show even an iota of sincere good faith after how many years?

It has the appearance of good faith; it might motivate someone but where it's coming from is a prevailing sense of indifference to what he made and what YOU'LL make. If you're legitimately sated by this kind of shit, you're probably 500% more likely to join a literal cult or get into an abusive relationship.
>>92871
>>Critiques: Irony
How can you legitimately give a fuck about the comic if you hate irony autism? It's all it is at the end.
>>Critiques: R Word
>>Critiques: Aracial
>>Critiques: Yiffy
THE REAL HARD-HITTING ISSUES.

Reminder that these are the critical thinking skills of the people that "like" Homestuck.
>>92872
Just goons gonna' goon.
>>92873
You know how I feel about Megaten and yet I'd still much prefer you use LAW/CHAOS instead of MEAT/CANDY. MEAT and CANDY legitimately makes me fucking awkwaaard. Please, I'm fucking begging you. :jape:


 No.91589

>>91586
>curious use of goonsay
Ironic ebonics is goony. :gowhiteboygo:

But that wasn't my real reason.


 No.91586

>>91581
curious use of goonsay

>>91582
>gave up on the server too quickly
this is a real problem for sure. every time my friends try and get a server going these days, it ends up being a week or two of playing nonstop before it fizzles out almost instantly


 No.91581

>>91579
They are not shitty. Step off my 8ITCH, homie.
:goonsay:


 No.90884

>>90881
Goons would be all "Muh CIA"


 No.90881

>>90878
Goons, classic fighters of the well-known "Mind control is real" narrative supported by real gamers.


 No.90878

>>90877
>Mind control isn't real.
:goonsay:


 No.90708

>nerd communities
:goonsay:


 No.90641

>>90629
>Politics are fucking gay and have no place in nerd communities
Then you should be against goons pushing THEIR politics in nerd communities.
>>90633
>You'd be laughed out of the room with the way you talk.
No I wouldn't, and I was there so I know from experience.


 No.90564

>>90550
At maximum only a quarter of posters on /pol/ in 2017 had been around in 2014
a lot of goons came to 4chan then after the Hillary toxx bans
and that's even before the massive brown jeet flood hit

/pol/ has become its own antithesis


 No.89695

>>89656
>Goonspeed
Goosepend
:larp:


 No.89656

>>89652
Goonspeed


 No.81857

>>81853
It's Hu¢¢ie, so I'm going with option goonsay.
We'll give him credit for the admittedly clever reference to the MSPA character introductions with their room and VARIOUS INTERESTS


 No.81853

>>81841
>>81843
Is it agreement, or :goonsay: "i've acknowledged my flaws using irony, time to continue on without fixing them"


 No.81666



 No.81662



 No.81385

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Goonsday is over


 No.78588

>>78585
It's the general trend of you making the dichotomy of
>WHOLESOME 100 THING BAD
>CHUD THING GOOD
:goonsay:

Like I'm not allowed to speak my mind or have biases or that these encapsulate my thoughts in full. I know your mythological role (you should take the test, I forgot what I gave you) is Knight of Girlcock but stop half-assedly defending things :outy:BIZNASTY:outy: on optics.

I vent about shit that annoys me, I'm sure you don't get nearly as much catharsis in playing Devil's advocate, so, just stop. Roll with the punches and try to make jokes instead.

I Am Most Often Very Up For Jokes


 No.75401

>>75400
> It ruined the movie for me.
Can you not
>The only parts of the movie that are good is how there are two jokes in the movie that are basically just "haha, black people." Which is so fucking funny.
:goonsay:


 No.75370

>>75297
>We need more "nerd bully" rep in media.
:goonsay:


 No.73602

>>73601
"Doesn't count as selling out unless it's NFT!"
:goonsay:


 No.71385

Are Vaporeon and Espeon still the most viable?
:goonsay:


 No.71228

>>71226
"Those ain't ya bros homie"
:goonsay:


 No.70834

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 No.70540

>>70538
"It's more of a slice of life game so far, and…"
:goonsay:


 No.69504

>>69498
Notably anti-trans goons.


 No.69498



 No.69039

>>69030
>Goons, notably anti-porn.
I meant it in more of a "enlightened nerd who acts superior to everyone" way, but.
>Don't you want to tell a story or at least someone else express theirs?
some people do for sure! others, probably not. there's a lot of porn because it pays well/gets attention in a way that only the most successful sfw art does, and also just because plenty of artists enjoy drawing nsfw (it's practically a stereotype; see also: disney artists and other famous pro animators drawing furry art and other lewds on the side)
consider also that you just notice sfw less because it doesn't stand out to you

>On that topic, I like to draw but I'm not very good at it and I don't have a tablet.

I liked your style in the little doodle you made. it was cute and you should do more <3
:meds:
now please compliment yourself so I can be free


 No.69030

>>69028
Goons, notably anti-porn. I mean, I guess that's closer to other GOON'Ds I've gotten but think about it, you waste your talent on just drawing chicks with diick2 for pay? Don't you want to tell a story or at least someone else express theirs?
>>69027
On that topic, I like to draw but I'm not very good at it and I don't have a tablet.


 No.69028



 No.66818

>>66805
Something that you overlook, and that most KF users also aren't willing to admit, is the degree of kayfabe present in the cycle.

Out of all the millions of people who spend lots of time on the internet, for someone to cross the threshold of being identified as a "lolcow" they need to be continuously feeding the haters things they can talk about. A lolcow could easily delete their social media presence and move on, yet none of the ones you see do this. Many of them read their own threads, and some interact with them. There are also more cases than you expect of "lolcows" acting stupid intentionally to bait attention. They do get a lot of free attention, and sometimes profit financially from this. Lolcows are closer to internet jesters than victims of bullying, although being in that position is surely not good for them in the long term and I object to the whole spectacle. The whole thing is deeply unserious, and you shouldn't take it seriously because that's what Kiwifarms wants you to do so they can feel morally righteous and culturally relevant.

Weird/awkwaaard/ugly/gross people minding their own business don't become lolcows. What you said about KF users engaging in sadistic circlejerking rather than staying on-topic is true, but it's not the kind of one-sided bullying you imagine. Lolcows actively and purposefully invite bullying. If a prospective lolcow isn't either already a widely known public figure (attention whore) or having a public meltdown (for attention), no one will care enough to let you create a thread on them in the first place. They will also make up outright lies about the lolcows because there's no need for any of this to be true in the first place. KF users are easily trolled, but they don't care so long as the kayfabe stays in place and they can pretend the guy they were diagnosing with mental illnesses and wishing death on was totally a real <insert category>.

lolcow.farm is more like what you describe, since it's a bunch of wwomen 8ITCHing about random other wwomen doing/saying mundane things who ironicalPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.66589

>>66587
Goons, known critics of globalism.


 No.66587

>>66564
>globalist military-industrial complex
:goonsay:


 No.66377



 No.65495

"I like water."
:goonsay:


 No.64898



 No.64883

>>64881
That is Splatoon Three
:goonsay:


 No.63787

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 No.63599

>>63594
I've been reading his game reviews since around the same time as Homestuck. Icy's cadence and obsessively surly breadth of books read and games played tickled me just right

Funny enough it was SA goons who led me there, I googled the fyad username "eat shit sexhavers" and found the Internet Reacts to Icycalm thread on his culture.vg forum


 No.62765

>>62763
> I hope he’s reading this and knows that there’s a retarded crazy person battling schizophrenia just so he can step up to the plate and carry on where he left off because he brought that much into my life
Get a grip.
>I hope he understands not to differentiate between people like you and the people that dragged his ass off to Funland for a socialist clown roleplay session just because you’re pushing opposite points.
I hope he does because I actually care about writing and comicbooks and not fucking around and ruining shit people have faith in just so you can laugh with your circlejerk of goons.

Also, when is ever "not differentiating between people" a good thing? GET A GRIP.


 No.62108

>>62095
> like all goons
wait he was a goon?
what was his username?


 No.62095

>>62089
That wasn't me, you fucking moron. Talk about irony. :milk:
>you and your fuckbuddies keep talking about how much you want him to die and how disgusting he is and laughing at him, and it makes me feel unsettled
LMAO
>I feel a lot of creative connection to him
>>62010

>I'm already saddened by how much his retarded fans have fucked him up.

>Unironically buying into the Psycholonials narrative
He exploited and stepped on a ton of people to make Homestuck. He literally got married to a cosplayer. He spent most of his adulthood shitting on other people like all goons. Hu¢¢ie is a bully.
>You are a bully.
Call your mommy.


 No.60555

>>60553
She won't get the memo until trvmpian goonsquads haul her to libbycamp


 No.59843

What *is* this thing :goonsay:


 No.59323

>>59314
>>59304
I took the FAST AND LOOSE way out and added a "mirror" markup

:barf::barf:

:hope::hope:

:goonsay::effort::goonsay:


 No.57155

>>57154
He's protecting chan culture from goons like you.


 No.55998

>>55996
> If you don't know who Weedhitler is, you can move on.
Goons change names and brands like a girl changes clothes. Is it Mac The Mulatto with the Sisyphean chip on his shoulder or not?

Or is it his one friend that trooned out.


 No.55415

>>55414
A combination of stickers only use in tandem to express admiration for the true pinnacles of videogame writing and story-telling (as told by goons.) :wifeguy:


 No.51750

The first sign of RLM's goonish faux apathy regarding comicbooks and actual good writing for "Uuuuh, I guess it's kind of novel that it was a subversion" was them defending the Mandarin (a character who's been shit on and forgotten for the longest time) not being the Mandarin like it isn't a huge slap in the face. Prove me wrong, /tv/

I know I'm the only person to "care" about this here but let me reiterate that I don't actually like the MCU, Marvel, or comicbooks (the accuracy of that strong negation going in order of most-to-least accurate.) :grr:


That being said, I do think the strong, fine lines between nerd, geek, and dork have been eroded over the years but that's probably something even less people are interested in hearing about. As always, I blame goons. :bee101:


 No.51400

>>51398
>who hates AA, anywhere?
Me.

Also, goons because "ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH VISUAL NOVEL JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!! :argh:"
>I can only assume it was related to screeching over the existence of this one (sticker material)
Why? Because loli?


 No.51386

>>51385
>This is not how people talk
How do people talk, then, goontoon? :hag:
ayo you niggas came to help
sum shit goin on wit felix that what it about dood
aight im tight
you good
YA RLY
>>The friend who doesn't like ANYTHING
Goons are worse. Their hate is built on lies. And also, they like Simpsons and TRICKSTER cock.


 No.51380

>>51379
Generic JRPG hate circlejerk. I'm convinced goons don't actually like gameplay (but also hate Visual Novels because DROOL JAPAN)


 No.51379

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Why do goons hate Golden Sun? I loved that game I don't get it… https://lparchive.org/Golden-Sun/


 No.50438

>>50433
>I've noticed that people who use "theater kid" as a pejorative the most are basically also theater kids. Quite the funny trend.
I've noticed the same thing with "terminally online". It's a favorite among goons.


 No.50077

>>50075
I don't recognize what anime that is so that makes me angry.
:goonsay:


 No.49968



 No.49847

>>49845
>Painfully accurate
Of course, you'd say that, "Marzipan". :bakane:
>>49846
Certain people don't understand the artistry in calling out the digital TRICKSTER. It's just as important as calling out the digital Jew; troon goons are the vanguard.


 No.49705

>>49704
At least Fritzi isn't wearing a low-cut country tee shirt
:goonsay:


 No.49256

>>49255

>>49239

>but in practice if one more clueless western dev releases a "dating sim parody"

"Mine is an HGAME parody doe"
:goonsay:
>I will kidnap them and force them to play amagami for the playstation 2 before murdering them
Are you both a pervert weeb degenerate and a sensitive babby rattle or is this someone else? Awful combo if not.


 No.48957

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>>48954
Any other questions to be asked?

I guess I'll leave this notebook art since we have to start with a new mass summary starting with this thread.
>>48955
Er, 49th, if that picture is :outy:Biznasty:outy: on the last thread. :milk:
>>48956
WELL, ISN'T THAT CUTE. BUT IT'S WRONG.
:goonsay:


 No.48785

Dutifully, dressed as a nun, I must remind you that "samejoke" is a globalized version of "Groeningism" :prayer:

Thinks MoM screams about when no one is around: Xillennials, goons, Les Schtroumpfs, Nirvana


 No.48639

>>48638
>not one that ridiculous, no
>she sounded like a racist stereotype in the localization
:goonsay:


 No.48035

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But aside from that
>>47776
>>47781
Watch out, GPTtard deemed your naming sensibilites closer to the GOONSPECTRUM than mine! Heheh…
Though I think it ultimately doesn't matter and you should stick to your guns (because I want to use Bellnettle myself)

Now, I wanted to respond to this,
>profanity mixed with purple prose is very Huss which is very goon. You wrote something similar to that.
It isn't actually goon-y. Absolvement of Viscaria plays things straight as a sincere (or as /hgg2d/ has said, manipulative) character drama first and foremost. We critics can say this is intended to add the spice of irony to the coming depravity in the full game, but at that point, the direction the story takes is the player's choice.

Secondly, I didn't "write" any of it, Manuri did. The translation is simply my adaptation of the Japanese. Actually, if I had the balls to exercise editorial control, I'd cut a few of the more interminable H-scenes down to 200 lines or less, vgh.
:sigh:
Still, I did my best to respect the work. If some of the prose crosses in to purple territory, I may be at fault. Composing sexy scenes is tricky enough, let alone trying to balance that with the perspective of a “zero-experience ingenue who’d blush to hear the word ‘cock.’, so, the Liedna-narrated ones took me a while.

Being an eroge, there's an intrinsic vulgarity in portraying scenes of masturbation, clitoris-stiffening curses, pissing in public, etc (though the early matrimonial lovemaking scene manages to be tooth-rottingly wholesome, imo.)
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 No.47792

troons or pedgoons, who will CLAIM OJAMAJOOOO?

https://x.com/pirilalatte/status/1862533279577948277


 No.46453

>>46450
No. FYAD. :goonsay: (You are the goon.)


 No.45791

>>45788
>davejaders
Davejaders aren't on the level of goons, let's be real. It's just that they're rather shallow and annoying and it's frustrating that Homestuck antifans have to deign themselves to their lot to even have the smallest space online.


 No.45788

>>45155
Megidochan vampire survivors clone where you mow down goons and davejaders


 No.45177

>>45175
NO YOU CAN'T JUST CARE ABOUT THE HETERO ROMANCE OR SAILOR MOON ON SAILOR MOON IT'S THE HECKING TRANSBIAN INCEST SHOW AND SAILOR MOON IS LE MOST BORING ONE!
:goonsay:


 No.44840

>>44839
Yes, I'm not exactly the stoic jailbait connoisseur type. Sorry for caring, bwo. :goonsay:


 No.44590

>>44589
That is SO punk rock!
:goonsay:


 No.44462

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The left can't contain its spergrage even for shitposts. :goonsay:


 No.44415

>>44414
Erm, but isn't having your species foa last name mroe of a Mobian thing?
:goonsay:


 No.44243

>>44241
Goons don't hate everyone. They hate everyone™*


 No.44143

>>44142
DOES IT COME IN JS5?
:goonsay::neckbeard::perv:


 No.44133

>>44077
I've thought a bit about Homestuck, but with the internal Secrets window from Viscaria at play.
Would be blunt, but you can glean insight into the motivations at the time of [arbitrary action x]. Plus, the presence alone would coerce the author into investing proper care into the private rationales behind the scenes.

>>44078
>That's what makes him a foil to Sollux; he's Sollux, but proactive- and that makes him dangerous
"Erm, Prince isn't actually the foil to Mage, though."
:goonsay:
Still, sou. Hu¢¢ie himself never devoted this much thought into Eridan and his mindset, like you said. As one of the trolls allowed to perma-die, there likely wasn't much planned for him beyond "zodiac slot filler" and "sex pest".


 No.43898

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>>43896
How will we get the girls now?
:goonsay:


 No.43813

>>43810
"Alcoholics definitely make better parents than ninjas."
:goonsay:


 No.43731

I know this is :goonsay: but TRICKSTERS are like Darth Vader saying "Yeah, I'm so much happier now"


 No.43653

>>43651
20s are young! Try juggling a happy wifey with a retro gaming backlog!
:goonsay:


 No.43448

>>43447
Or a goon. :goonsay:


 No.43419



 No.43198

Goons be like "Anti-furryism is old hat, we don't do that anymore" (one of their top guys is secretly a babyfur and the mods knew)


 No.43175

>>43174
It's very long which makes it the funniest one.
:goonsay:


 No.41581

>>41579
Simpsons did Flanderization first, it's even the trope codifier.
:goonsay:


 No.41567

>>41566
>Pro-Ukraine Gnaps
> :goonsay:


 No.41368

>>41367
Google and the retard robot seem to agree with me on this one

And check out the idolmaster wiki, they make no distinction
https://project-imas.wiki/THE_iDOLM@STER_Cinderella_Girls/Characters
:goonsay:


 No.41286

>>41280
"i know its carelord to say this but sick"
:goonsay:


 No.41284

>>41280
This is based though. What's awkwaaard is having one foot in, one foot out like certain people: :goonsay:


 No.40980

>>40978
"I have to be transgendered."
:goonsay:


 No.40744

>>40743
He's the janitor. His reasoning?
"I don't dislike making sushi. I just don't do it because I'm not Japanese"
:goonsay:


 No.40051

It'll be interesting to see who comes out of the woodwork now not the obligatory screaming about Trump kind of has to come to a slow, screeching halt. :breakitdownwhitegirl:

Hopefully not a RINO "Hm maybe I can get the ABORTMYN VOOT" type. Not that I care. Much. :goonsay:


 No.39872

>>39871
Also, yeah, why aren't all flags stickers? That seems intuitive, doesn't it?
:goonsay:


 No.39858

>>39857
>chintzy
Nigga just said "chintzy":goonsay:


 No.38827

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Well, Megidochan, this is me.
:goonsay:


 No.38823



 No.38816

>>38813
>He's very angry about the writing for this show for babbies.
:goonsay:


 No.38802

>>38800
>Yummy Yuugi is way cooler as a sly, smug motherfucker than as a screamlord though.
:goonsay:


 No.38502

>>38500
Erm, but you gotta be SECURE enough to cede control
:goonsay:


 No.38275

>>Don't have to be so :goonsay: about it. You're starting to piss me off.
Yeah, I don't like talking about things I'm uninformed about
>>38274
:yada:


 No.38273

>>38272
>And I'm saying I'd still abstain from playing it.
I DON'T CARE.
>Wouldn't be surprised if those are utterly basic picks or whatever, since I'm not very invested.
MF is the first and most vanilla sex appeal character (not that I dislike her) but Zilean is pretty niche and cool.

Don't have to be so :goonsay: about it. You're starting to piss me off.


 No.37718

>>37715
Catholic LARPers are the worst though.
>>37717
:goonsay:


 No.37613

>>37611
Woah, let's cool it with the dangerously edgy racist comedy there, kid.
:goonsay:


 No.37464

wider they are, the goonier they are
:effort::goonsay::iiam::ms:
I hightailed it out of there for /co/ when the pronoun bans first started happening around january 2011 though


 No.37370



 No.37362

>>37360
>Spigot swore off astrology
What is it with chuddishes and swearing off bullshit randomly? Just like goons, I swear. :gibs:


 No.37345

If you can make one within two days, it'll be a HIT with the kids. :goonsay:


 No.37320

>>37318
Actually, the fat goon should be place underneath the statement
:goonsay:


 No.37318

:goonsay: O BOI KEWL PAWNZ


 No.37281

>>37278
I actually learned of HS through an avatar on SA (john gaining a feather in his cap), so I gotta represent

>>37280
:effort: and :goonsay: are goon ones truly and wholly


 No.37271

Added more but it's fugging with the QR window, brb

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 No.36778

>>36768
Implying zoomer "antis" aren't just the latest generation of shock troops to be groomed by the Gen X Goons in their eternal War On Anime


 No.36709

>>36696
>Let's all settle down and reel in the goonhate for a little.
NO!
Kill goons. Behead goons. Burn goons. Rape goons. Gas goons. Shoot goons in the face. Stab goons with a kitchen knife. Push pregnant goons down the stairs. Run over goons in the crosswalk with a Chevrolet Silverado. Break into goon homes and steal goon money. Mail a bomb to goons. Gouge out goons eyes. Use a blunt pocket knife to give goons the Glasgow smile. Push goons overboard into the ocean. Bury goons up to their necks in sand and watch the tide come in. Set goons on fire. Eat a goon's liver with some Fava beans and a nice chianti. Upper decker a goon's toilet. Steal candy from goon children. Bite the nose off a goon's face. Dunk goons in radioactive waste. Lock goons in a rocket and shoot it at the sun. Expel goons from school. Roundhouse kick a goon in the face. Dip a goon's balls in bengay. Perform unlicensed surgery on goons. Send a bus of goons off a cliff. Kick goons in the nuts. Light a paper bag full of dog shit on a goon's doorstep. Beat goons to death with a hammer. Play frogger with goons on the interstate. Drag a goon's face across a concrete floor. Put goons in the guillotine. Force feed bleach to goons. Sic attack dogs on goons. Slam a door on a goon's hand. Overdose a goon on Tylenol. Pull out a goon's teeth with pliers. Toss goons in an industrial trash compactor. Force goons to watch Amy Schumer stand-up. Cut a goon's ears off. Throw goons out a plane at 30,000 feet with no parachute. Sell goon snuff films for money. Nuke goons. Bury goons alive. Round house a goons wife and kids off a bridge. Make goons fear for their lives. Use a goons head for a bowling ball. Poison goons. Mutilate goons. Set goons on fire. Blow goons up with explosives. Use a 50 cal and snipe goons bodies in half. Turn a goon into pink mist. Make a goon trip into a wood chipper. Break a goons legs and make him crawl away from you. Shoot a goon in the face with a small caliber and make fun of him while he is bleeding out immobilized. Put a goon into a coma. Throw a goon into a vat of acid.
Hate the Goon because he has nothing but hate in his black little heart for you.
TOTAL GOON DEATH NOW AND FOREVER.


 No.36513

>>36508
>Goons reviewing H-Games
Given enough time, the Goon will eventually reinvent the somethingawful front page


 No.36508

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>Goons reviewing H-Games
Holy fuck, kill yourself.


 No.36142

>>36131
It depends on who's saying it. Goons and Western xillenials or whatever I want to call goon-adjacents at the moment are obviously completely hypocritical. They want to pretend to live in their paradise (sex and weed) but can't shake the cognitive dissonance of apocalypse being right around the corner and "most things are shit because of le capitalism"

I can imagine more sincerity coming from a TRVLY Eastern perspective when and where nature circlejerk reaches its zenith, it feels good.


 No.35967

>>35964
>>35965
The shared thread between 9CL and Gilchrist Nanc4 is that the goons are probably gay or otherwise spiritual wwomen engaged in trying to shame a man for drawing his MUSE