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71 results in /hsg/ - "Homestuck" General Anonymous 2025/09/20 (Sat) 16:53:30 No. 157476
>>157456 Punidregs put me into a peculiar place. I simply wish to return to a day when cute things are cute. I think, somehow, independently, that's associated with pedophilia.
I wonder where that comes from- certainly not the actual edge cases. Why can't cute things be cute anymore? It's some sort of cultural malaise. There's been a definite shift from children to animals (this is global but more strongly West, especially because of cultural imports) in part because of this. But even then, there's some lingering hostility and a desire to make it edgy or at least "internally broaden" cute things with derivative media involving the neuroses of the modern age (a Hecking sexuality and gender for one.)
I think these knee-jerk reactions to the cute are because they are the broadest style consumerism manifests itself (even beyond humor.) So society collectively rejects what is signified but embraces the symbols. I don't know what to call it. People are so used to consumerism and so used to rejecting it that we get these weird half-hearted rejections. There's a desire to be "of the time" but to deny some sort of cultural exchange; people see media and identify it with themselves and completely disregard the creator- fittingly, because they've become increasingly corporatized. What a terrible state for art to be in.
Ah, the pieces were all here for an AVOHK2 post.
But I decided just to ramble.
Anonymous 2025/08/27 (Wed) 23:17:32 No. 152912
>>152909 The manifesto (journal) is all Cyrillic
>>152870 I assume the family spoke it? Are there Russoboos that strong?
Anonymous 2025/08/27 (Wed) 16:52:20 No. 152870
latest school-shooting
TRICKSTER 's manifesto
https://files.catbox.moe/eejutl.mp4 Anonymous 2025/08/19 (Tue) 10:25:23 No. 150953
>>150952 I denounce the Talmud
I denounce the Koran
I denounce the Communist Manifesto and the kid diddler Stalin
Anonymous 2025/08/14 (Thu) 20:34:54 No. 149901
>>149885 Egocentric and arrogant as it may be, I thought the collective AVOHK2 manifesto was what "this" generation of /hsg/'s seminal work was. At least. Obviously. To me.
Roxykitten's sperging, (and to a much lesser extent, Sinfestposting) has kind of
cull ed the drive to be a discount BAP so if you particularly miss those (you don't), blame him entirely.
Anonymous 2025/08/14 (Thu) 19:12:59 No. 149876
>>149873 Are you gonna pray for your epic ideas to manifest or what
Anonymous 2025/08/10 (Sun) 14:45:30 No. 148727
>>148719 >>148720 It seems to me that the most striking feature of the Moscow national character is precisely sadistic cruelty, as humor is for the English. The most interesting feature of Moscow cruelty is its diabolical ingenuity, its, I would say, aesthetic sophistication. I am not talking here about cruelty, which sometimes manifests itself as an explosion sick or corrupted soul… I am talking here about mass psychology, about the soul of the people, about mass cruelty.
Anonymous 2025/07/31 (Thu) 06:53:12 No. 145845
>>145835 >Rent-free and I say this as someone who made an anti-goon manifesto. I recently looked into goon connections to the Eunuch Archive and WPATH and all their "ironic" shock image spamming and all I have to say is
you don't hate goons enough
you think you do but you don't
Anonymous 2025/07/31 (Thu) 06:22:50 No. 145835
>>145811 >the twitter police has decided you can't age characters up because "once a minor always a minor!" This is slightly understandable because you're aging up the character (largely unchanged in physical appearance besides size) for the sole purpose of sexo.
But again, uh, Homestuck^2; they're not kids anymore. You can just say you don't like Jake's mustache or whatever and that it's still the adult version of him.
>>145819 Rent-free and I say this as someone who made an anti-goon manifesto.
Anonymous 2025/07/15 (Tue) 14:57:09 No. 142535
>>142534 We've got much work to do if they're ever gonna stop.
I dunno what an "anti" fangamer would be named yet, though. Fantumor? Obviously the "manifesto" would be aimed as a
SMURF YOU! to Fangamer's fandom-to-merchandising-platform cottage industry.
Anonymous 2025/07/01 (Tue) 15:53:02 No. 138993
Kojima x Zendaya is too real
must intensify deathfat manifesting
Anonymous 2025/06/29 (Sun) 16:36:14 No. 138706
"RPGnet is like if a male feminist was watching his wife get railed and jerked off onto a bottle of soy, wiped it clean with a copy of the Communist Manifesto, and then the bottle came to life and started having political views. " - /tg/ 2022
Anonymous 2025/06/28 (Sat) 12:51:20 No. 138471
>>138470 super eskimo mario manifesting and launching
diick2 at you
Anonymous 2025/06/05 (Thu) 02:56:48 No. 132712
>>132710 I tempt you to manifest.
Anonymous 2025/06/05 (Thu) 02:55:59 No. 132710
>>132708 don't tempt me to manifest
Anonymous 2025/05/24 (Sat) 19:33:53 No. 130256
Also, I thought of a new Rose type: "Goth Elitist Rose Lalonde" (to add to the first endless backlog.)
"Smart, wittty, and obsessively gatekeepy about what a true goth is"
One of her dialogue examples should be pulling out the tombstone slab with the manifesto on it.
Thoughts; is it
grim or does it have a right to exist beyond this short-lived, manic uptick in "productivity"?
Anonymous 2025/05/21 (Wed) 01:41:24 No. 129483
I saw: Final Destination: Bloodlines.
I give it 7 XLRs out of 7 XLRs.
Pros:
60s Rose Lalonde in the first minute of the film. (Remember, Companion thinks you're a stupid FUARKing 怨霊 who deserves to die if you find this kind of girl cute and appealing.)
It's a Final Destination movie so like, SAW, it's kind of forced to be directed well, like, an actual movie to be kosher with the fandom. I say "like a movie" and "well" but I really mean is the jumpy flash-cutting that every early 2000s horror movie did because of The Ring remake (despite that having a logical albeit corny reason for that to be the way the ghost moved) and SAW and extreme close-ups. (1)
Final Destinations speaks to me in a way that most horror doesn't because it's essentially just a GAD ghost. And ghosts are already kind of scary. Whether it's the chicken or egg is besides the point. This kind of shit is ingrained deep in me, deeper than nightmares. Jigsaw and Death™ feel like omniscient pain and death JUDGEMENT BOYS that could come ooga booga you way in the night because you had panic attacks or had a panic attack that caused you to leave a place that was going to explode. Not that I'm really scared by these movies but more that I see them as a recontextualization of what truly makes me afraid which is essentially an omnipresent system punishing me for my existence. Like, sins before an angry God but both more personal (in that it is locally, specifically, and temporally me) and yet more impersonal because it is a somewhat arbitrary system (moreso Jigsaw than Final Destination) that does not claim to be a higher truth like God would. Also, again, GAD ghost, sometimes I randomly think about how I could die in public at any moment but I push those thoughts DEEP down and it manifests as… (more) broader anxiety. ANYWAY.
I would say there was a decent death in it. (2)
God punishes those with piercings severely.
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. Anonymous 2025/05/04 (Sun) 13:19:59 No. 125902
>>125897 >you are a nerdphobic internet-hating The fact that you had to add these adjectives is laughable. No, I'm not. And those aren't really things, either. One is just better written than the other. You can't assign values to that without being reductive, presumptuous, and FUARKing stupid.
Can you go one week of consistently posting without #truenerdpersecution and other incoherent rambling self-piteous manifestos, blatant fetishposting, and random access humor?
Anonymous 2025/04/19 (Sat) 01:12:41 No. 119248
>>119247 you need to sign my cowboy creative manifesto
Anonymous 2025/04/17 (Thu) 19:56:45 No. 118360
>>118359 Where's the fasting manifesto that convinced you so?
Rudy 2025/04/15 (Tue) 12:02:25 No. 117076
>>117071 >Ohhhh, I get it now. You were talking about roxkit. Sorry I didn't understand earlier Miss Understanding moment. Who did you think I was talking about?
>>117062 I saw it! But then, few threads ago, he said his boss giving an anti-Trump day one must sit home or go manifest how much Orange Man bad. That moment I was like "Wait a minute…
Why would Iberia Penisula
people cares about other county president so hard they'll be protest against? What uf
M e X was only visiting Portugal or just actually was botn in, but moved from? I must miss Understude him, he murrican". Now it turning out
I was right from the beginning, but somebody somewhy deceive me.
I never saw Greece protests against Poland governnent they don't like or Ireland dwellers riots against Myanmar prime minister
Rudy 2025/04/15 (Tue) 04:07:09 No. 116980
>>116925 Yeah, it's not like it was a reference you didn't catch
It surely what this cockhole paper implying. But ehy don't you showing the official leaflet of Cukraine says? That one, that manifests
"For the glory of Ukraine DIAP you anus everyday. t.Zelensky" ? Why don't you? Of yeah, right, I have reach the printer, printed it and make a photo of post yet to prove it totally not lying.
As I said, тобi пiхва. Причём тотальная пизда. Куда поедешь, когда теперь, после подписания Зеленский соглашения, при котором 404
обязана предоставлять пушечное мясо на фронт бринаских военных конфликтов, после того как Трамп и Путин поделили газопровод, который теперь полностью питерский, качающий российский газ в ЕС с 0€ оплаты в бюджет Хрюкнаины, после того как экономический кризис в ЕС начнёт урезать расходы на беженцев, особенно украинских, а такие йодолефицитные долбоёбы как ты, которые сидят на карандаше у спецслужб за зигамётство, будут сданы с потрохами? В Россию? Держи в курсе, ебло ослиное, как будешь петь со сменой ветров для политического флюгера. Я хоть поводу на таким дебичем необученмыи… ещё сильнее
And now, go /frb/ off and stay
glub off, useless
8ITCH Anonymous 2025/04/12 (Sat) 15:32:13 No. 116144
>>116142 Nice backtracking. I don't view them as an anathema worth shutting the board down. I just think they do stupid shit which me yelling about evidently doesn't do enough to discourage them from doing. Shit that doesn't invite conversation. All you need is the slightest push to make this place feel slightly more coherent. "Something something letting it all hang out" is what makes a loonie like
ghostyGobbler feel comfortable writing manifestos on here. Because a train of conversation is rarely ever present, much less cordial (yell at me for the second part all you want.)
Anonymous 2025/04/10 (Thu) 00:08:11 No. 114953
>>114947 He probably wants her to be pregnant because he wouldn't want to see his fatness manifest in her.
Anonymous 2025/04/06 (Sun) 19:19:46 No. 113993
>>113986 I was going to go on a little side-rant about how Homestuck's time travel is very cake-and-eat-it too (which isn't exactly very original for me but it's still less repetitive than /co//v/idstuck talking points.)
I would argue, fundamentally, time travel always implies to some degree that the timeline is malleable. If it exists, you can change the future. Full stop.
But that doesn't exactly create the most coherent and enjoyable stories so we have a writerism (which does have some basis in physics, I'd imagine) that there is some variation allowed but that these are "Accidental changes" (in the Aristoltian sense) that doesn't change the essential qualities of the timeline (the end result that is intended to be changed.)
Then there's a third kind of thing which is pure hackery where everything in the universe avoids even the change of the substance of the timeline from happening by compelling everything in existence to bend around what the writer needs. It should be obvious that this is how the Alpha timeline is used in a lot of the comic.
It should also be clear that Hu¢¢ie went from the first kind of time travel to the second (doomed timelines) to the third over the course of the comic- without necessarily negating any previous incarnation. They all kind of exist side-by-side in disharmony.
Now I can see why Hu¢¢ie rejected the first model- he wanted, in his own words, very early out of the gate; "an analogue for Godhead PI" so the degree to which the timeline is malleable is always somewhat restricted. But he should have stopped right right there. The only restriction should have been that there is a past PI (Dave), present/Godhead PI (Dave), and future PI (Dave) at any given moment. A closed loop.
D34D D4V3S 4R3 TH3 3N3MY (whatever that means in the context of Act 5 Act 2 time travel, do tell.)
But we don't have that, because, for one, the first thing we see is Davesprite bullshit and a Dave getting himself killed. This kind of necessitates a transition to the second type of time travel and the concept of doomed timelines. Why did Hu¢¢ie feel the need to include these in the first place? It's unclear, I'm assuming that he was going to continue having Dave timetravel pre-Godtier in ways that were
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. Anonymous 2025/04/05 (Sat) 00:47:50 No. 113394
>>113393 Umm, Timothy McVeigh Roblox manifesto
Anonymous 2025/03/20 (Thu) 21:29:51 No. 107518
Manifestiny.
Anonymous 2025/03/12 (Wed) 18:04:06 No. 104294
>>104286 "manifesto" is a bit cheeky and dramatic, it's more like an experimental proposal I've had hanging out in my head for many months. it's nothing ominous, probably best not shared here anyway
it does feel less clearly envisioned in my head than it was 4 months ago, though. maybe it's best to put it to "paper" soon
Anonymous 2025/03/12 (Wed) 17:57:13 No. 104286
>>104281 Manifestos only ever seem to be 怨霊jak's final missive before the latest atrocity these days. Are you planning to outline a philosophy?
Somewhat ominous either way…
Anonymous 2025/03/12 (Wed) 17:46:36 No. 104281
>>104272 I see. I love solid dark chocolate as well :)
>>104274 ah yes, the breeding manifesto
Anonymous 2025/03/12 (Wed) 17:41:30 No. 104274
>>104270 >uncertain manifesto I MAY OR MAY NOT BE ABLE TO BREED
Anonymous 2025/03/12 (Wed) 17:35:12 No. 104270
>>104263 universal they.
don't make me hasten my uncertain manifesto
Anonymous 2025/03/07 (Fri) 17:00:58 No. 101492
>>101491 No, that's me, dumbass. Why would he look up "manifest" and "you vvill" specifically?
Anonymous 2025/03/07 (Fri) 02:46:32 No. 101332
Not only do I get pegged as genuinely dangerous by a lot of people who barely even know me, but people interpret my obsession with sleep-focused hypnotism as a subtle manifestation of a death fetish, and that really upsets me. Mind control fetishists get accused of that too, but they get accused of being product killers, or DIAP fetishists. I don’t understand why everything has to be so fucking dark.
Anonymous 2025/03/07 (Fri) 02:04:51 No. 101313
>>101311 Manifest your cock in my ass, Destiny.
Anonymous 2025/03/06 (Thu) 12:44:06 No. 101121
>>101120 He was trying to manifest his Chinese transbian tulpa but he just ended up nuking all of America instead.
Anonymous 2025/02/23 (Sun) 18:19:09 No. 94716
Title: Shattered Mirrors: Transcendence
Overview:
“Shattered Mirrors: Transcendence” is a 2D RPGMaker roguelite horror game that fuses Soulslike combat, deckbuilding, precision platforming, and dating sim elements into a singular, evocative experience. At its heart, the game follows the journey of a trans woman protagonist navigating a nightmarish, ever-shifting realm—a metaphor for personal transformation and societal struggle—while forging relationships that both empower and complicate her quest.
Narrative & Setting:
Story Premise:
You play as a trans woman who, after stepping through a mysterious portal, finds herself trapped in a surreal, haunted world. This realm is filled with monstrous manifestations of internal and external conflicts, each enemy symbolizing facets of transphobia, self-doubt, or societal expectation. As you battle through twisted dungeons and labyrinthine corridors, you uncover fragments of your past, confront painful memories, and embrace your true identity.
Themes:
The narrative centers on transformation, acceptance, and empowerment. It explores the horror of societal rejection and the catharsis found in self-realization. The journey is both a literal and metaphorical fight against darkness, culminating in multiple endings
BIZNASTY on your choices, relationships, and inner strength.
Atmosphere:
Combining eerie, atmospheric horror with moments of intimate character interaction, the game’s visuals employ a retro pixel art style with moody lighting and surreal environmental designs. The soundtrack juxtaposes haunting ambient tones with bursts of uplifting music during moments of self-affirmation.
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. Anonymous 2025/02/21 (Fri) 21:20:23 No. 93319
>>93296 I listed Wayland to troll, I don't use Linux.
Firefox is not better than ever, they made the UI shit and I had to patch it with an external tool. They also stopped supporting my OS so I can't update it any more. They also sold out and added Pocket which can't be removed easily. I don't want to use a fork because it probably won't be supported properly and will require intermittent attention, but I guess if you use Linux that's normal.
They keep adding new bloat web standards because everything needs to be a PWA now, which was not the original intention of the web. They can't remove anything and continuously add crap that forces you to update your browser and makes it near impossible for anyone to develop new browsers (only fork existing ones). The web standards process is also captured by Google employees (some of whom are literally Jewish) who try to insert anti-user anti-features like WEI and Manifest V3.
Because Python's package manager forces me to install the Rust compiler because of ideological memelang retards trying to insert it everywhere. They're also just dishonest bad faith culture warring
homosexual s who lie, for example the alternative uv package manager for python (written in Rust) which they claim is extremely fast because of Rust, but it's actually because they measure speed according to a fucking stupid "warm install" metric where everything is already cached after downloading it previously and unlike sensible package managers actually designed to provide a good user experience, uv never clears its cache, which just grows and grows to dozens of GB as you use it and you're forced to manually clear it otherwise it eventually fills up your entire hard drive with trash, purely so it can boast about being fast and claiming this is thanks to Rust. I haven't used the language but I don't think it's better than C++, it just makes it harder to write bad code. I'm sure you would like it because it's
TRICKSTER though, both literally and figuratively.
Anyway, open source projects can go bad after reaching a certain size if they get bloated and/or captured by hostile interests. The model works best on a smaller sc
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. Anonymous 2025/02/18 (Tue) 15:19:53 No. 90754
>>90753 >were supposed to be trad and modest. But the penises were intentionally sculpted to be small as a sign of sexual modesty. I don't know how much "weight" that theory holds as in; in the specific sense that I don't know exactly how much Ancient Greece valued sexual modesty and the exact way that would have manifested itself (and I don't think anyone does.)
>It is odd to think that men embodied the "ideal of beauty" more in Greek society, since it's the opposite now. I'd like to think that's somewhat universal. If you'll let me wax poetic, the male ideal (in physical form) is a lot more consistent than the females because a lot of female beauty is seen in the physical features of the face (which is slightly more culturally relative though I do believe there is an objective human ideal underpinning them; for instance, the easy example is that symmetry is always desired) while the male ideal is more about the body and things that we actively control about the body- muscularity.
And while there are slight variations on what muscles were the most prioritized in what place of the world and what time period, it's certainly a lot harder to distinguish than the features on the faces of the "most beautiful
wwomen of the world."
That's my theory on why I think (and humanity, for the most part) is more compelled towards the male figure's aesthetic. Perhaps as a grounded social phenomenon to the more "ethereal" feminine ideal and while both are achievable- and equally fleeting- the male version is more controllable. A sort of an inherent dichotomy balancing any given society's understanding of beauty. "Man shapes his tools and in turn, his tools shape him." Something something, semiotics. Just a thought.
Anonymous 2025/02/15 (Sat) 16:23:12 No. 89127
>>89124 >Believing in a woman who's blatantly lying just because you like her >So she can get an meizen Jesus Christ, how much of a
優しい人 can you be? How many more layers of
優しい人 can you discover? How many more abstractions of
優しい人 can you manifest? This is chronic, this is metaphysical.
Anonymous 2025/02/07 (Fri) 06:12:50 No. 84829
>>84823 That's kind of
BIZNASTY schizo though, anon. You need to be manifesting changes in the real world, you need to be delusionmaxxing, you need to be communing with forest spirits and gnomes.
Anonymous 2025/02/07 (Fri) 06:03:12 No. 84823
>>84822 I am kinda really fucking good at manifesting things but I'll sound like a crazy person trying to prove it.
Anonymous 2025/02/03 (Mon) 18:11:35 No. 82637
>>82609 Reminds me that Hu¢¢ie was too old and burned out to even make a couple mockup pages for Zhen's clown manifesto thing
Anonymous 2025/01/31 (Fri) 15:46:18 No. 81333
must manifest Hu¢¢ie growing a foot taller so he's easier to locate
Anonymous 2025/01/30 (Thu) 14:31:56 No. 80899
It was an unusually calm afternoon at the Hu¢¢ie household, the sort of peace that felt almost too quiet. Andrew Hu¢¢ie sat in his room, facing his computer screen, which displayed the latest fan theories about Homestuck. His fingers hovered above the keyboard, ready to respond with his signature blend of sarcastic wit and cryptic nonsense.
But then, something happened—something unexpected. An email from a fan had triggered a tiny, yet intense, emotional response. The message was simple, yet it contained a single phrase that set off a chain reaction in Andrew’s mind:
"Homestuck is overrated."
Andrew’s eyes went wide. His breathing quickened. He stared at the screen as if the words themselves had become a challenge, daring him to react. And react he did—though not in the way one might expect from an artist of his stature. This wasn’t going to be an ordinary response.
He stood up from his desk, pacing around the room, his thoughts swirling like a tornado of frustration and absurdity. He marched toward the door, his mind already made up. His father, long accustomed to his son’s strange outbursts, looked up from his newspaper just in time to see Andrew stomp into the kitchen.
“Andrew, what are you—”
Andrew didn’t answer. He grabbed the nearest carton of milk from the fridge—his father’s brand, the one he loved so much for his morning coffee—and without a moment's hesitation, opened it, and marched out the front door.
“Andrew! What are you doing with that milk?” His father called after him, but Andrew was already outside, his gaze locked onto the perfectly paved driveway. The sun was setting, casting an orange glow over the scene, and Andrew could see the smooth concrete stretching before him like a canvas.
Post too long. Click here to view the full text. Anonymous 2025/01/29 (Wed) 06:03:52 No. 80138
>>80136 actually, my rules for applying they are quite consistent! it is somewhat idiosyncratic though, yes. I've thought a lot about this, to the point of considering writing a brief "manifesto" as it relates to a certain project of mine. we'll see :^p
>I doubt you've ever gotten in trouble for mistakenly calling any of the troons you associate with "they". I've actually heard some pushback on it from friends and people in the wild, though not directed at me. I don't mind standing my ground on this one
Anonymous 2025/01/28 (Tue) 16:30:36 No. 79708
>>79641 Can I show it my manifesto for Marzipan?
Anonymous 2025/01/26 (Sun) 11:44:50 No. 78852
>>78821 >>78824 Oh, wait, my eyes deceived me because I didn't actually read this shit until I was forced look at it twice.
So you're just raping the source material instead?
Layers of stupidity. Maybe accept more forms of media into your life besides the cool black man music genre (though they might not be as CHILL and RELAXED) so your thoughts don't always manifest as these malignant memetic clusterfuck brainfarts.
Anonymous 2025/01/22 (Wed) 20:08:27 No. 77287
>>77277 I don't have a manifesto but maybe I should write one
it'd be handy if I decided to minecraft the russian embassy
I'd have to remember to get the google doc permissions right thoughb eit
Anonymous 2025/01/22 (Wed) 20:04:44 No. 77277
>>77276 Do you have a manifesto that you can throw into NoteBookLM that it can shit out or are your writings solely comprised of raging against BRICS and the non-white world? We could compare and contrast like girls with socks do. Presumably.
Anonymous 2025/01/22 (Wed) 19:31:42 No. 77253
>>77249 Lmao.
Why are the DEI shooters so inept? First the femcel forgetting to make her manifesto public and now this.
Anonymous 2025/01/16 (Thu) 07:50:25 No. 75368
>>75365 I need to find someone to groom into vetting my manifesto.
Anonymous 2025/01/15 (Wed) 02:41:20 No. 74553
>>74549 I swear to fuck marzi you are 100% a KHHV incel obsessed with where my dick goes and your retarded mind cannot produce anything other than envy, pettiness and whatever emotional masturbation gets your dick off
>>74552 Your presence throughout this specific conversation was nothing more than a series of snarky insults with zero attention paid to what I said at all, so do understand why I'm not interested in "sitting in the silence and processing their meaning".
Which is exactly how you are in every single conversation. You're the same guy who complained of "being treated like a sex object" so you can opt to call me "a dildo" the next day.
Zero actual thinking process, zero weight behind the words. You just throw the first thing that manifests in there.
Anonymous 2025/01/12 (Sun) 20:34:33 No. 73649
>>73643 >Easy-listening neofolk to throw Marzipan into. is this a "listen in the background if you feel like it" toss, or can we work out another trade here? (+・`ω・´)キリッ
>>73648 >It's dads. This is a dad hate manifesto. scaruffi IS a dad. if he's a serious music critic than he should know better than to get all huffy and turn his entire critique of one of the most prominent rock bands ever into a kneejerk reaction to some guy at a cookout going "the beatles… yup, now THAT was peak rock music *crack* *sip*"
Anonymous 2025/01/12 (Sun) 20:31:55 No. 73648
>>73646 >I've never seen someone seriously argue that the beatles were the most innovative, the most pushing-the-envelope band of their time, because they absolutely weren't. It's dads. This is a dad hate manifesto.
Anonymous 2025/01/05 (Sun) 19:58:05 No. 68983
>>68977 someone should break into his peasant hovel and check what drugs hes hiding under the floorboards maybe well find a manifesto
Anonymous 2025/01/04 (Sat) 16:57:36 No. 67760
>>67757 >Are you talking a8out Damara Damara or Handmaid Damara? If the former, she 8asically witnessed to all the shit she was doing during the game as she was there herself. If the latter, the Handmaid often showed up throughout Alternian history specifically to terrorize the population to make them more classist and h8ful, which she most definitely saw looking at memories in the 8u88les. Doc Scratch himself also sometimes showed up on Alternia as we see in that one panel with 8a8y Kanaya. >I think I wasn't clear enough when I said "post-scratch universe", I was referring to the human one, my 8ad. She a8solutely had access to the post-scratch troll universe, she knew of what Mindfang and the rest of her peers 8ecame of, hell, during Openbound she outright hints at the time Mindfang DIAPd the Dolorosa. This all just relates back to general information about Lord English and the HIC so I think the point is self-evident.
>As I said, she had no access to the post-scratch human universe, she casually mentions something a8out the Horrorterrors not letting her, 8ut I don't 8elieve it's further ela8or8ed on. And surely, Aranea would have never ever talked to a single dead Void player or like, a dead Jane or Dirk. A flimsy contrivance if I've ever heard one.
>Her plan was to stop the session from cre8ing the universe Cali8orn would 8e 8orn in and then heal the timeline to such a point that it would take over as the new alpha timeline. I have boiled that down to "merging timelines."
>She a8solutely needed to 8e there in person to use her Sylph powers 8ecause as I said, you can't do much while inside the 8u88les unless the people you wanna influence are right there with you Again, what defines where a "a session" (a non-corporeal thing) is because it's sure as fuck not the planets because the Furthest Ring seems to count- FOR SOME REASON. I will reassert this- if everyone else was dead and she dragged Jake somewhere into a dreambubble, would that be "the session is in a dreambubble so she can heal the timeline" The answer: who fucking knows. The point is that I'm posing a question with no real answer to point at how ill-conceived literally all of this is.
>The only tim Post too long. Click here to view the full text. Anonymous 2025/01/03 (Fri) 18:49:01 No. 67086
>>67085 New manifesto oh booooooy
big scoop guys
Anonymous 2024/12/25 (Wed) 01:54:50 No. 60720
>>60716 >Ah, your chronic insomnia made it so that, the moment you got what you wanted, you decided to go lay down and spend an hour doomscrolling on your phone, you really do have my condolences here. Or maybe I kept going back to my phone because I couldn't sleep. Intentionally disingenuous.
>Not this time no, like I explained, there is no forgiving nor making amends, no system for you to cheat and play along to get your way, just a barrage of precise dissecting and a mirror held up to your shitty personality, until I get bored of doing it, or maybe the offchance that you grow. Damn, so badass. So can you fucking leave this place forever now and just write in a diary so whenever you end up strangling a teenage girl, they'll have a tidy manifesto ready?
>precise dissecting LMFAO, YOU'RE SUCH A DUMB TOOL.
Anonymous 2024/12/25 (Wed) 01:40:34 No. 60703
>>60700 What do mods have against Jenny? Is this anti-Homestuck bigotry manifesting in new and cool ways?