>Pogohammer.God's gift to Earth. One of my favorite things in the comic period. It was so fucking fun. As soon as John lost it and its functionality for STRONGER THING, the comic was on a strict downward spiral.
>Rose's needlesSewing needles that shoot magic. Cute and fun joke.
>Dave's various swordsLiterally just a bunch of swords of varying funny and/or cool designs. The Caledscratch has a gimmick but it has no real function in-universe and the sord is funny but that's it. You would think Dave would have the White Ranger explosion autism katana because katana man, time powers, and 90s nostalgia but nope. The biggest thing we get with Dave's swords are “swords broken in half lmao.” The sacred and the propane. Very allegorical. I'm really impressed by the facet of Homestuck's writing that is “Dave's swords are broken in half” but what happened to the fun powers? We're out of fun ideas FOR THE VIDEOGAME once we hit Dave, get used to it, asshole.
>GREEN's gunsFrankly, so fucking boring that I forgot she even bothered to upgrade it. My eyes did light up when I saw the STOLEN ASSET gun which was amusing (but never used) and seemed out of Hu¢¢ie's wheelhouse (probably something solely from user feedback.)
GREEN just becoming Iron Man with dog ears would have been a cool, little symbolic thing for her because it symbolizes her embodying all her other selves (dream and robot)- forget the Green Sun autism, why power her up so much?
We can have the technicality that only a First Guardian can use the Green Sun and if you fucking throw them in a sprite, they're solely just recognized as a sprite (and then the sprite powers power up the suit and gun because that's fun) Like a videogame, you know. But instead, Hu¢¢ie wanted shonentards drooling at
GREEN's POWER GO UP and she does nothing because hahaha, of course, lmao. Even with my wildest conjectures, I can't imagine where Hu¢¢ie was going or what he wanted when he gave
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