No.5131[Last 100 Posts]
(You) edition
Previously
>>4110 No.5139
Now I have an unquenchable thirst for slopcasts and slopgraphics.
New thread a-go-go into the NotebookLM!
No.5140
>>5139The infographics are nice a spiffy
No.5142
>>4988Yes, /new/ existed beforehand, and still existed in exile. That's why Epstein told moot to create /pol/, to coopt and control it.
funny, the first time /n/ got deleted it was because the users were accusing Obama of being an Islamic Communist, and now /pol/ unironically espouses Islamic Communism. (they still hate Obama because he was not islamic and communist ENOUGH)
No.5144
Become incapable of being summarized by AIs.
No.5146
>>5144HOW TO SYNTHESIZE METHAMPHETAMINE:
No.5147
>>5146It would still summarize that with a big diaper uh-oh disclaimer. You need to go above and beyond and create offensive nonsense. Real e-kōan shit.
No.5148
>>5145It's just buggy and new, I think, Notebook is probably summarizing EpsteinSlop for many thousands of people
No.5149
>>5148>Notebook is probably summarizing EpsteinSlop for many thousands of peopleYeah, but how much of it is calling him 中庸
No.5150
>>5147>It would still summarize that with a big diaper uh-oh disclaimer.No, that's for when you say the N-word. AI would never intentionally summarize anything that it believed were instructions for illegal activity (not without some jailbreaking tricks anyway)
No.5151
>>5150Prove it, chud.
No.5152
Here's the slopcast.
>That introHoly shit, lmfao.
This also gets very meta. They're very sassy this time around. They're also just wrong about Valve and Deadlock. And Hu¢¢ie and Homestark. They were very selective of what they talked about so big disappointment.
>Return of grumpy bubby and the PS2 Bully line
>There's no algorithm for "plaything"
We're #learners though.
No.5153
I fed the RaHoWa game manual into Notebook. It refused to generate a slide deck.
No.5154
>>5153It genned a video, but that was months ago and they must have changed something since then.
it also refuses to generate an infographic
No.5155
>>5152https://files.catbox.moe/dps23u.mp4 Pretty boring slop seminar but what are you going to do
No.5158
>>5156Even the side deck was pretty boring this time. Huge bummer. I don't know if I have it in me to do the whole conglomerate alongside the latest thread, each thread. We'll see how long I keep doing each individual thread. This one was almost boring enough to make me not want to do that but I'll do it for this one, probably. Still waiting for that big 50 (or well, 10, I do them on 10s)
>>5157Secure my Rose too.
>"reducing her to a religion icon">"a 'New Wave' ideal of 2010s internet aesthetic" >The random Cancer shirt
No.5160
>>5159It do be having a blonde bob cut with a black headband.
No.5162
>>5157>Black hoodieThe AI believes Rose Lalonde is a Witch of Space?
No.5163
>>5162The AI only believes the truth after all!
No.5164
>>5143I did an archive search and they are actually glazing Patrice Lumumba there, I shit you not.
No.5165
>>5163>The AI only believes the truth after all!The AI also says to eat one small rock a day, have you had yours?
No.5167
Going back after half a year, this matter finish lappy feels so much nicer
No.5168
Dragon Quest 3 is gettin pretty SMURFin good. I think the first act could have been shortened a TINY bit, but it's not bad. Now act 2 is rolling and it's really kicking ass.
No.5170
Smurf You. Smurf you very, very much.
No.5176
>>5168>act oneDoes that count as reaching the mainland, or getting the ship?
No.5184
>>5183How kirby sees the animal friends
No.5186
>Magnolia demo's comment events json is 100 lines long
Oh thank god, I typically dread that thing
No.5188
>>5187We need a new gen of visionaries
No.5191
>>5190Verdict:
"NTR is ass and Kubel was carried by how cute Majetano is"
No.5192
Or maybe there wasn't enough establishment yet, idk. While Viscaria felt like a charming and heartfelt masterpiece from the start, Magnolia is like a technical refinement and iteration upon Kubel
No.5195
>>5194the cheesesteak made her throw up
No.5196
>>5195She shouldn't have had three like a fatass
No.5199
>>5198Time for a callout post on Patrick Star's hidden plagiarism
No.5202
>>5201I wish I'd already done erithin as a kid, too
No.5207
>>5206Artist reference
No.5208
>>5171>The irresistible urge to draw herself and WOW, NANC*SH SURE IS MAKING MY WORK LOAD THAT MUCH HARDER, YOU GUIZE>The jump to immediately solve the last comic's conflictAt least it's a mediocre joke. But we're spending all of February in Philadelphia, aren't we?
>>5180Just tiresome. "How to come up with new ideas"
>>5194He's tan from lurching the streets to defend people from rabid lesbians.
>>5195>>5196A small child throwing up blood because they gorged themselves on cheesesteaks in a restaurant that's just a slaughter room run by rabbis is some seriously funny imagery. ("Gorge" is a strange word. It's weird how big of a conceptual gap there is between the noun definitions and the verb. It's basically "throated")
It makes me wish I could manifest KID HELL from my mind alone because of how much I like it and how perfectly it fits. It makes me think that I could easily just pump out ideas for it 中庸 on Nanfest and Sinfy alone.
>>5203Designed to repel.
No.5209
I'll have to order Noncy
No.5210
>>5190>>5191"He has a type!"
>>5192This reminds me of this one conversation, I think I had on /v/ about different types of people and art which I guess will stick with me for my entire life. It was about Evangelion and the Rebuilds and I basically asked why one worked and the other didn't. The Anon said that Anno was an emotional and intuitive person and that when he was just working off expressing his emotions, he created something greater than the sum of its parts. When you ask him to consciously recreate a story with the same beats, he just can't do it.
I think
was the same way. I don't think Homestark would have been good if he didn't reach critical mass of annoyance with his peers and fans around Act 4-ish, but I do think it'd be better. I think a lot of Act 6 is "consciously trying to imitate what came intuitively before" and I think part of the inspiration for Caliborn came from that recognition that he was brute-forcing it.
I think I'm much the same way. It takes me awhile to adjust to criticism and I usually have my own reasons for eventually bending to it. "Something to think about."
No.5212
>>5201I mean, from BIG LINGUISTICS, that's basically more or less the conclusion.
No.5213
>>5210Good post, thanks. I'll sum Magnolia up as "Kubel with distance and experience"
No.5214
>>5213One has to wonder how you keep that mindset forever though. Wu wei…
Transcendental meditation? Adrenochrome?
No.5216
>>5214Don't create off of fumes seems like an easy axiom
No.5217
>>5205I think it's fine, but only you can decide that. You should change her skin colour though.
No.5227
>>5206same reason the poster posted it
No.5228
>>5224This is literally like Nazi Germany.
No.5232
>>5231The vegan fruitbat left has a not-so-hidden agenda!
No.5233
>>5217>change her skin colour thoughNegro service staff is time honored American clay
No.5234
>>5231This post was generated by AI (Another Indian)
No.5236
>Epstein had Mary Kennedy suicided
Jeffrey, some day you're going to find that cuts both ways…
No.5240
Watching a streamer play Backyard Baseball and only pick White players has convinced me that sportsball could be instantly redeemed by making it a proxy for race war again.
No.5246
>>5245Rose? Rose Lalonde?
No.5248
>>5239I was prepared for literally everyone and anyone to be in the Epstein emails. I did not expect Epstein-kun to be so silly and goofy.
No.5251
>>5240Is he trying to make a point by going #Pabloless or is he just stupid
No.5252
>>5237I like this one because it's just pure nonsense.
Very evil aura however…
>>5244>Le Satan even though Christianity is just diet JudaismSometimes I think the old Sinfest things are like tulpas stuck in his brain and he can't keep them from rattling out. So that's another thing nibbling at cohesion. When was the last time we saw Monique btw?
Also, I don't know about you but that helmet looks more like a stahlhem than an(y) SSH because the tip isn't very exaggerated and it looks sharp and not conical. One (though you have to be slightly dumb to not raise an eyebrow at the "Christian" part) could easily interpret this comic being about a Wehrmacht soldier doing public executions. I'll tell you one thing though: this definitely isn't an American or British soldier 中庸 on the attire. And I'll tell you another, the USSR was definitely not Christian.
"Puppies on a hill."
No.5253
>>5240>sportsball could be instantly redeemed by making it a proxy for race war again.Nigs WON.
No.5254
>>5252Wanna see Nancy in a Stahlhelm now
No.5255
>>5254Just ask C*sh! She's a people pleaser!
No.5256
>>5255I'm not permitted to speak to the Queen…
No.5258
>>5257Make her do a funny.
No.5259
>>5258It makes me frame it very safely so I dunno
No.5260
>>5259Where's her shadow magic
No.5261
Malcom In The Middle Feels Very Gen X Despite Being About A Millennial And Being Made By A Boomer Named Boomer Perhaps I Am Missing The Forest For The Trees And There Is A Differentiation You Can Make From Gen X Cynicism To Millennial Cynicism It Clearly Resonated With Millennials I Have My Own Pet Theory But I Would Like To Hear From The Generations Expert Personally If You Are Going To Say It Has The Spirit Of Something Else Despite Being Millennial Then Just Put Up A Flag Immediately Because That Is A Gay Read
No.5263
>>5262>Shadow tagBullshit.
No.5265
>>5264The good kind.
No.5268
I swore'd not to worry overmuch about web themes this year (the mcdonald's regalia is quite sufficient for now)
But I thought up a funny Valentine's Day one, I'll have to mock it up later
No.5271
>>5270Wtf is it? Cornmaxxed Bruce Banner?
No.5273
>>5271Garen League of Legends.
No.5276
>>5274There's a lot of fun jokes to be made about him being retarded. I think Arcane kind of ruined the "free-form" fandom of League that only things like MOBAs or hero shooters or whatever can allow for.
I miss champs the sitcom…
No.5277
>>5276>I miss champs the sitcomThat's my opinion on 2010 Homestark. I assume the same problem, and the cast ballooned too high over the years
No.5278
>>5277>That's my opinion on 2010 Homestark.Yeah, it was meant to be evocative of that but there it was partially a failure of the writer.
>I assume the same problemNo, quite the opposite. A large cast is perfect for just gags. Giving the game a plot (Arcane) was the problem. MOBAs are basically the perfect settings for GAMER 4Komas. Just look at Eternal Return.
No.5279
>>5278>Just look at Eternal ReturnNo never
No.5280
Once the cast is too big, gags often comes down to a member saying "their bit" on cue
Like
No.5281
>>5279Why not? Don't be a retard.
>>5280"And that's okay sometimes."
No.5283
>>5281>free Multiplayer Online Survival Arena + Battle Royale cocktailThis does not appeal to a lone hunta
No.5284
>>5283>a lone huntaThere's literally a solo player mode though. Unless you just meant single-player only gamers. Then…
No.5285
SMURF YouTube
SMURF YouTube
SMURF YouTube
SMURF YouTube
SMURF YouTube
https://x.com/libanan__2/status/2018371645266685997 No.5287
>>5285What do you call it when a normal dude looks like a low-effort troid
Also,
No.5288
>>5284It doesn't sound explorable
No.5289
>>5287Chaserbaiting!
No.5291
>>5288"It is in a sense but probably not in the way you want."
No.5292
>>5286The perfect setting agnostic overworld theme.
No.5293
>>5281Gacha
DERSITES don't really, right?
No.5298
we cancelling Yudkowsky?
I'm all for it
No.5307
>>5302>>5303To be fair, they were skiing(?) and might not have seen it until it was too late (to reasonably escape in time so you might as well take a selfie.)
>>5304The same excuse does not apply here, however.
No.5310
>>5309Yeah, inserting this into a kids' game is normal and not a fetish at all but complaining about them is.
No.5313
To be fair though, I did misread "camps" as "cages" so… That's something.
No.5317
Lady Windmere's Fan is also a riot
No.5318
>>5317MEX is regressing into a high-lowbrow Tumblr girl.
No.5319
>>5316The child is innocent
No.5320
>>5318Was it a tumblr thing? I don't tangle up with fandoms, really
No.5321
>>5320Tumblr as a whole is kind of "theater kid" so liberal arts mainstream old plays are tread ground. Mix that with fandumb, post-irony, and snowflake politics and you get the site near its conception.
No.5324
>>5321Meh, no reason to cede ground. Since I don't have to work with a single one of "those people", I can just enjoy the plays
No.5327
>>5324Say you..
No.5331
>>53282/4, at most…
No.5333
>>5331Lady Windmere's Fan, but not NGE or Umineko?
Lol, "
SMURF off"
No.5334
>>5333I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE GAY.
No.5335
>>5330Time to terrorize le elderly *grabs machete*
No.5344
>>5343I really hope he's actually dead
No.5345
>>5344yes, we need the hyper
SMURFING gene pool to die out
No.5349
>>5325I bet they all thought they were so clever for making that pun
No.5350
>>5348Anime > groeningslop then, because weed is a
DERSITE drug
No.5352
>>5351of course, maybe Jeff was the one who used his board to psyop us all into hating indians since that kind of sentiment only really started to take off in 2015
what do you think, should I revise my views and give the jeets another chance
No.5353
The selfie is funny if anything, the cat looks annoyed
No.5354
>>5352>>5351He was zogged up and with "
SMURF you money" so it's no surprise Epstein talks pretty straight
No.5355
>>5352India gave the world gypsies
they can't be
redeemed
No.5356
>>5354Jews will hate the shvartzas while pushing affirmative action on the gentile whites
Just goes to show how much they hate us, too
No.5358
>>5237I think the ominous shadow nancy should recur for the span of black history month
No.5360
>>5348Also, another thing to say about The Simpsons is that The Flintstones trailblazed way before them on a primetime slot so it wasn't as unprecedented as people make it seem. But nobody cares because that's really old, nobody wants to give Hanna-Barbera credit for literally anything, and it still had a laughtrack(!!!!)
The fact that one has a cartoony premise while the other is just YELLOWTOWN, U.S.A also seems to be go over people's heads. One pushed for ADULT CARTOONS while the other was a fairly insipid imitation of the increasingly common "dysfunctional family" set-up until the writers' room spread their wings. It's incredibly funny to think that The Flintstones was a show pushing against the current given how quaint we think it is now but The Simpsons is definitely just the result, not the cause, of a general cultural shift, "bad Bart" and all.
No.5362
>>5361Chinese woman and snow leopard (new CH sociosexual term?)
No.5363
>>5353>>5361oh yeah>>5362Use replies, you
SMURFING baboon.
No.5365
I can't remember something. Something about Hu¢¢ie.
No.5366
Is it going to be 100% Homestark night?
No.5367
>>5366Probably not.
No.5368
You got another Simpsons ramble so you would be foolish to hedge your bets on that.
No.5369
>>5367>>5368Groe
DERSITES in abundance…
No.5371
>>5370True evil is funny theory.
No.5376
>>5360The Simpsons was just Archie Bunker animated
I wouldn't be surprised if Groening made it solely to spite his arch-enemy,
RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON (who famously criticized Archie Bunker)
No.5378
>>5370Yet another reason why Jane Fonda should be lined up against a wall and shot.
These emails have just gone to show that all the people I thought were horrible before, are even more horrible than I thought.
No.5379
>>5377It'd be 中庸 on the favicon
No.5380
>>5378>Jane Fonda should be lined up against a wall and shot.Nah, she's funny.
No.5382
Accidental doxx.
No.5384
Wonder if the kinderpedo force will ever truly go away, it'd be nice to not always feel the tug of "vigilence"
No.5385
>>5380she's a
TRAITOR and a
RED COMMUNIST who supports the
VIET CONG No.5386
>>5384>Wonder if the kinderpedo force will ever truly go awayNot until Russia (where the CP syndicates are operating from) gets what's coming to it
No.5387
>>5385Don't care.
No.5391
>>5387>Don't care.How very Gen-X of you.
No.5394
>>5393A new low
No.5396
>>5395Pictured:
BRICS traditional values
No.5397
Les dossiers Epstein révèlent que George Bush père a violé un jeune homme et que ce même jeune homme a été soumis à un sacrifice rituel au cours duquel ses pieds ont été amputés avec une épée.
La victime affirme avoir vu un enfant se faire déchirer et ses entrailles lui être arrachées à bord d'un yacht.
No.5398
>>5395I'm just going to stop using this site if you keep filter evading
No.5399
Board game trap in connections
No.5401
>>5400Get them poshing it up with a full "Voluminous"
No.5406
>>5391We've been over this but no. Even your hyper-competent boogeyman of Gen-X cares about things. Unless you mean just saying you don't care even when you do is Gen-X then whatever.
Once again, you're still the guy with the reflective shades and goatee on Facebook, etc, etc.
No.5407
>>5390We can all agree that Germany got a raw deal after World War 1 that can't really be justified. But uh, there's some pretext to why Germany was treated that way.
"Wilhelm II and Weltpolitik"
I don't think there's a single internally coherent victim narrative out there. It's all just "It's wrong that we lost."
This mindset becomes especially insufferable when mixed with nationalism and especially, Nazism. "Well, we were the best that ever was until WE GOT TRICKED SOMEHOW!"
>>5393Just plain disgust this time around.
No.5408
>>5402I forgot that one of the Seven Dwarves was just "Sneezy." What a raw deal that dude got.
No.5409
>>5402Recliaming earth from the trolls post-Homestark
No.5411
>>5410New Depression Quest?
No.5413
>>5409Be sure to ask the rape goblin from
>>5404 for help. He looks trustworthy
No.5416
>>5415Me with my real, fake "American History" hat.
No.5422
Also, man, SMURF Half Life for not leaning more into UFO mania/Area 51 intrigue despite alluding to it with stuff like G-Man.
Half Life 2 would have been so much more interesting if it was The Combine remnants barely keeping humanity in check as random species and phenomena keep popping up due to portal storms. Still a palpable dread but now there's a sense of paranoia as well. A much more unique setting than the fairly generic dystopia of 2. The Borg basically have everything under control (except for headcrab zombies and antlions in quarantine zones for ??? reasons- this is a pretty generic trope in dystopian fiction, I like to call this x-factor "the outlands™") and have a chain-of-command that goes up pretty high (Advisors.) It makes you wonder why "they're cut off from the main Combine" is even an element of the setting; maybe it's simply there for the resistance to feel feasible and the bad guys to still feel intimidating and have possible intrigue of BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS. On a side note, SMURF Valve for naming "antlions" after an actual bug, no creativity… Though this might be an oversight which would be very dumb.
No.5423
>>5422Also, to tie this into Homestark, The Condesce (probably, durrhurrhurr) has the entire troll empire at her command which are (also probably, durrhurrr) lightyears away from Alternia/The Vast Glub and at the very least, her own battleship which probably has other trolls but regarding Lord English and the players, she (besides using drones on Alpha Earth a couple times) does literally everything by herself. I've never seen anyone complain about this or mention how weird it is. Is there a goo-goo-gaa-gaa cope for this or is it just one of Homestark's many, legitimate outright plotholes?
No.5424
>>5423The world of Homestark seems pretty barren and unpopulated in general. Maybe it's best considered something like a DEEP semi-intentional metaphor
No.5425
>>5414Rose? Rose Lalonde?
No.5426
>>5424>Maybe it's best considered something like a DEEP semi-intentional metaphorYeah, yeah, shove it up your ass.
No.5427
>>5425Ancient aliens Egyptologist Rose is an angle!
No.5428
>>5410This is a game about a man who has to outrun a large depression he finds in his backyard.
No.5431
Something broke inside my brain once I went off Ritalin for a hot minute. I'm using my computer to look at a food. I've become addicted to a food. I can't stop thinking about a
SMURFING food. Is this what getting older is like?
No.5432
>>5426Psycholols plays this out too.
Hu¢¢ie's world: Me, my friends, my parents, jerkops
No.5433
Oops, wrong post. Tending.
No.5434
>>5432He's just boring and isn't very creative…
No.5435
>>5431Youuuu are getting very sleepyyyy. You are succumbing to the hunger hypnooooo.
No.5438
>>5437Rebranded as a mewing holster and marketed to looksmaxxing indians
No.5439
>>5435>>5436IMAGINE a feeder hypno corruption RPG. Man, someone needs to give Japanese pervs a boot in the imagination
No.5443
>>5440Maybe it could be about the pervy innkeeper cliche, but he's not a sexual harassment ojisan, he's something subtler and more insidious
No.5444
>>5443>he's something subtler and more insidiousMEXican?
No.5445
>>5444I think this character ought to be decently tall, actually
No.5446
>>5442Reminded me that Big Cirno or whatever she's called exists. I used to have an MMD model for that
No.5447
>>5446I actually am not familiar… What was it, like Cirno with tits? There are pretty dedicated tags for every "Touhou with breasts bolted one", so ちちるの in this case
Let's consult the nameless wiki to see if there's a specific offshoot
No.5448
>>5447Might have also been called Cirno Nee. Can't remember for sure. She was basically just a busty woman. I wish there was a model for Cho Marisa or that I could get my hands on the mythical Cho Marisa kit. That'd be funny
No.5450
>>5442>>5268Too bad the background CG is a single, solid png or else snowfall outside would be perfect. Ah well.
Reply box design next
No.5455
>>5454Also, man, the art was fugly in that last one, I forgot to mention.
I hope the cheesesteak running gag goes on for another month.
No.5456
>>5455And the stripes ran off Sluggo's shirt. I hope SOMEONE pays for this
No.5458
>>5457>Cowgirl Rose StriderIs in consideration though granted she'd also be a Fallout reference. (Rose of Roxy Cassidy.)
No.5460
>>5406>Even your hyper-competent boogeyman of Gen-X cares about things.I know they do. They just pretend that they don't to seem "cool".
They certainly care if someone says the N-word (or if one of the younger generations says they can't find a job or afford a house)
No.5461
>>5459Do she have a voice? I wan to here Lian dictated
No.5464
>>5398>filter evadingI did nothing of the sort
No.5465
>>5463MODORV
No.5467
>>5466>>5464You ought to tag your Russia posts by mentioning Russia, Putin, "Ziggers", etc
No.5468
>>5460Well, I kind of just don't care.
>>5461Yes.
>>5462There are insane people everywhere. Including you.
No.5469
>>5467No.
>>5468Insane: Germany is gonna build atomic bombs to nuke India!!!!!!
Sane: Ha, I wish.
No.5471
I think it's just that the American education system fosters a culture of "Europe le bad".
Germany gets the worst of it for obvious reasons but if you look at the US public school history curriculum, they don't have ANYTHING good to say about ANY European country ever, except Russia.
It's all "evil colonialism" and war.
They literally teach kids the word "tyrant" by using George III as an example.
No.5473
I didn't go to public school, but my education on Europe seemed pretty even handed. Said education was more critical of Africa, specifically South Africa. It went so far as to say that ending apartheid was a bad idea because blacks weren't ready to be involved in government yet
No.5474
>>5473Were you born in 1959 or-
>I didn't go to public schoolAh, right.
No.5475
>>5471Genuinely delusional.
No.5478
Remember when I said there was a shadowy conspiracy controlling internet culture?
>>4507>>4509>>4510>>4512I guess with these Epstein revelations I've been vindicated.
No.5480
>>5479:roxykittenhappyflailing:
No.5481
wwhy havvent they done mario does a pokeymon yet are they stupid
No.5482
>>5481Fans beat them to it, I guess. You think it should've happened decades ago, though
No.5484
>>5483Wide open, curiously.
No.5486
Do it in Ado's artstyle
No.5487
Do it in Adolf's style.
No.5488
>>5487"Set in the dreamland of Dictator X"
No.5491
>>5489>>5490Having both is a great idea
No.5494
>>5492At least he can drive a truck.
No.5495
Do you think we could steal the "flying space sarcophagus" thing and have people not make the connection? If pressed, we could say it's 中庸 on a speed metal cover and people'd believe that…
No.5497
>>5495To be fair Hu¢¢ie straight up ripped the skull face from the Terminator, so he can't complain when we make a derivative work of his derivative work.
No.5498
>>5497He said a lot of things were a lot of things. It's not about being derivative, it's about spiritual taint.
No.5500
>>5498You could offset the taint by mixing in other influences besides Homestark
No.5501
>>5407The most ridiculous victim narrative is the one where America pretends to be the victim of the global system of trade and supranational institutions that the Americans themselves set up in the first place.
No.5502
>>5500Okay, how about mixing in The Sims 3, Earthbound, and Jumanji?
No.5503
>>5501Nope, it's definitely the one I was referencing with that post.
>Persistent anti-American sentiment BOLSHEVIK!!!!!!!!!!
Now be silent for several years.
No.5504
>>5502>JumanjiAhem, Zathura, idiot.
No.5505
>>5502It's fair to leave out erfbound
No.5506
>>5503>BOLSHEVIK!!!!!!!!!!The US president is kissing KGB Putin's ass and trying to form a "Board of Peace" with Red China.
I would like to be an Atlanticist, I really would. But
Agent Krasnov isn't making it easy. I think he might be doing it on purpose.
No.5507
I wish the America that Hong Kong believed in existed.
No.5508
>>5500Having Eddie as the head (with Pins like Pinhead) helps contribute to the 🤘 METAL!!!!!! 🤘 look I want to go for (not because I'm posturing but because I think it'd look legitimately cool)
Granted, I want it to be highly saturated and use a lot of primary colors which drags it into Cairo Overcoat range. I think this could be avoided if we use gray, a beige, and red to evoke flesh and steel and not technicolor artifacted PNG art.
Speaking of Pinhead, isn't it weird how there's no reference to Pinhead through Caliborn? Lord English is kind of a Pinhead-esque character in how he comes to be. A Lament Configuration Juju (or some equivalent) seems very, very Homestark. I'm just kind of surprised by the pop culture blindspot here. Then again, I don't think he watched SAW because then I'd think there'd be more indulgence in traps (besides the one obligatory sawed off leg) and Jigsaw's weirdo "you VVILL respect your life" cult incorporated somehow into the rationale of Lord English's cult.
Also, in general, I wonder if Hu¢¢ie ever intellectualized object-duality… I have never read the commentaries in full, you know.
No.5510
We could always be talking about something cool and funny but you instead are persistent on being a retard fighting with other retards.
No.5511
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.5512
>>5510Russia is a terrorist state and the perpetrator of an ongoing genocide
No.5513
and also Indians smell bad
No.5514
>>5512Still, the hyperfixation?
No.5516
>>5508Hmm, your idea would be much different from mine, I was going to make the coffin shape out of Alice's
grimoire
No.5517
This is unfortunately the best it gave me after a dozen or so gens. It really doesn't seem to understand what a sarcophagus is. It also doesn't get the specifics for Eddie right. It just knows he's a skeleton.
>Draw a forward-facing flying space sarcophagus with the head of Eddie from Megadeth's Rust In Peace with pins in his head like Pinhead and the standard outline of a skeletal body beneath it with crossed arms holding a zweihänder and a scythe with legs crossed like Jesus's below. Have the mold of the sarcophagus be that of the body like the sarcophagus of Nitocris. Have the pins be bright silver steel, the body a parchment beige, and the color of the edges be blood red. Have bright stars in the background; make it look like a 1960s comic book. Have speed lines and Kirby Crackle around the sarcophagus. Make the sarcophagus highly textured (like shrunken skin) and highly finished. Make it very long. Have the body meld into the sarcophagus; barely being convex to it.Here was my final proompt (denied); see if you know how to work AI brain to make it look like what I actually want.
>>5516>Hmm, your idea would be much different from mineWe are different people. We have different interests. Of course mine is going to be more visceral and grotesque.
>I was going to make the coffin shape out of Alice's grimoirewwhatAI might be too retarded to give me what I want but I don't want to get too bratty…
No.5519
>>5518Bing gets Eddie more accurately (but not the specific instance of him) (and the Kirby crackle) but is otherwise worse (well, at least he had the sword but the other gens I had before had a sword, it's just that the last instance was the best in having his full-body. None of them seem to get the exact sword right, for some reason.)
>and it attacks with a spectral fist, perhapsIs that what you want?
I kind of want a comm of it so I can make it my desktop or something (though asking for such a resolution, even if it's a copy-pasted background of stars, might make some artists get anal about the pricing) but I kind of refuse to give money for commissions out of "principle."
So…
No.5520
Like, I know zweihänders vary quite a bit but the AI does not seem to get that it's a thin long sword with thin guards and a spherical pommel. It is never one of those things.
No.5521
I'll buy you a game or something. Paying an artist just feels wrong to me for some reason.
No.5522
But I sleep.
No.5523
>>5521Seems indirect
Hire this man. It's not wrong, time is money
https://skeb.jp/@sibahunoatama No.5524
is there any benefit from not jerking off? haven't been doing it as often.
No.5525
>>5524Less feeling of wasted potential. Plus, it's nice and novel again once you ever relapse.
No.5526
>>5524Less time wasted unconscious since you can't sleep.
No.5528
Adding frosted blur to the post.replys on here kind of smurfs up the reply highlight plugin
No.5529
>>5517You can supply reference images to the AI if it doesn't get what you're talking about.
No.5530
>>5528Assuming you are having issues with backdrop-filter, replace post-hoverM.js line 81:
.insertAfter($link.parent())
with
.insertAfter($link.closest('.thread'))
No.5531
>>5530Actually this is more reliable if you have hover links in other pages that don't have threads:
.appendTo(document.body)
No.5534
FROM THE DESK OFROSE LALONDE
I might as well tell the story about what happened when I thought I was Jewish for a couple of days.
My mother got a faulty 23&Me result (I think she got someone else's results for some reason) that said she was one-quarter Jewish. This was a surprise to everyone, as she was always a full-blooded Frenchwoman (I'm half-French, half-Texan), so while it was odd to hear, I wasn't floored - I've always been something of a overly verbose, non-optimally neurotic wordcel myself - and this is supposed to come with some upsides, anyway.
I remembered hearing about the Law of Return, but only vaguely, like at the very least you could get a free trip to Israel on behalf of The Homeland, but you need to have a certain percentage of Jewish blood to qualify. I looked it up and learned that number is 25 percent, and since I was only one-eighth Jewish (or so I believed), I didn't qualify.
This really bummed me out - while I knew it was premature, I couldn't help but look forward to it as part of a new, strange, recently-unveiled facet of my life - so instead of giving up immediately, I spent some more time digging into it to see if there was something I overlooked, or discover a previously unknown angle to work. Alas, there was not. I gave up, went to bed, and got the news the test result was bunk and my mom was in fact 100% French two days later. The end.
"That's it?" That's it. Nothing happened, but it is an established, scientific fact that within 15 minutes of becoming aware of my own Jewishness (mistaken as it ultimately was), I devoted the majority of my attention to try to get something for free, and when I was told I couldn’t, continued digging for a legal loophole that would entitle me to get it for free anyway.
These fucking people, you just can’t trust 'em. - RL No.5538
Epstein got moot to ban HSG
No.5543
>>5530>>5531Time to fiddle more, thanks
No.5545
>>5473>>5474My education was also very sympathetic towards Asians, particularly Burmese and Chinese
No.5546
>>5541Jews control the universe indeed
No.5547
There should be an anime about schoolgirls forming violent gangs that guys just kind of glance at with passing interest. It causes mass unrest in Japan as old people see videos of schoolgirls curbstomping each other in the news wondering what's happened to their country. It all starts because of some girl fight that gets out of control and then all these girls become convinced that they're fighting each other to protect their communities without questioning why.
No.5548
New Simpsons idea: Bart dies and his spirit possesses a girl. Now he has to be a girl. Lisa acts like it's an upgrade, but comes to hate him when he becomes popular; inspiring a trend of boys killing themselves to possess girls. Homer accidentally takes drugs at work.
No.5549
>>5548
I haven't watched in ages, but I wonder if they lampshade the sitcom-status-quo reversion at all like this
No.5551
I have an overpowering urge to apply the mindset behind autistically granular Ero-Status screens to more "tame" and mundane things,
Say, a track of lunches enjoyed or small verbal tics
It's even creepier that way, I think
No.5554
>>5551Times laughed at boyfriend's bad jokes, times she ignored MC, times she watched Family Guy instead of American Dad, times she ate food off the ground because she didn't want to waste even a grain of rice, times she unlocks her phone on average during school, times she stutters during a day, times she couldn't find Waldo, the list goes on
No.5555
>>5554Cap it!
No.5556
>>5553Sealed in an Ikea DETOLF
No.5557
>>5523I'm also shy and get self-conscious.
What I want is very specific and I get fickle and fastidious. I'd want the real thing to be a 45°-ish angle and I hate workshopping with them. It's a whole ordeal.
No.5558
>>5554It's very strong, it even still enforces that kind of floating "h-gamer consumer observer" mindset where the character is somehow less than human
No.5561
>>5532Terrible. I'd like to think Sluggo is the 中庸 Poyo-like and Nanc*sh opted for the normie quirkoid choice of "Just a turtle" (No respect for piranha plant scum)
I'm sure somebody on Bluesky asked this mundane-ass question but I don't care to look and have the chance of being proven wrong.
Also, Sluggo should fight. SLUGGO SHOULD FIGHT.
>>5533Most cursed part is that it's the Wii U one.
>>5540Sort of a nostalgic kind of comment.
>>5544I really don't understand the specifics of the portrayal here. Why exactly does he think it's bad for Poland to regain its independence; does he see it as naive because the USSR came in after? Even so, why does he think it was logical and JUST for Nazi Germany to attack Western Europe before the USSR if this is all about combating the Bolshevik Jew?
"Historical control of Poland"
No.5563
>>5560Makes me feel like I'm looking at KDE or Chinese things like Deepin and Cutefish which isn't a bad thing as I become more and more China pilled.
No.5564
>>5563I'm enjoying this theme enough to make it a general baseline here.
I'll try to have it published today
No.5565
>>5541I don't know how you could look at the Epstein files and come away with a political opinion when it should be abundantly clear that a large portion of the elites kind of don't give a shit about politics and only care about their depraved indulgences which they can get independent of policy.
Also, he literally discussed the sexual merits of transsexuals and jerked off to futa.
>The algos support the Hecking right
>Nose ringUnintentional jej.
>>5542Literally who
No.5566
>>5534Not filter-avoiding btw. Also, very funny. Rule 6.
No.5567
>>5538Too much competition when it came to grooming tweens.
No.5569
Why is there always, ALWAYS some soy dumb
SMURF lionizing ze piece of shit bad game in my recommendations section
I think you could write the
SMURFING Shakespeare of videogames and get ignored for self-righteous mystery box bullshit.
Detroit has like, one interesting idea and it's explicitly not structured around it; it's basically irrelevant, an ambigious lore node. It would make for a good sequel to Deus Ex- it'd have to be something like that because Deus Ex is written in a way that most writers don't write, it cares about different things. Freewill as planned obsolesce in androids and add in several competing conspiracies. Sounds pretty fun, right? Well, that's not Detroit. Presentation and good actors- that's all you need. So sick of these non-humans.
No.5570
>>5568Sou.
I won't even touch the soulslike gameplay or whatever it is, just let me at that char maker!
No.5572
>>5571We heard you're a steam alphoomer, so we're charging five bucks for a picrew maker!
No.5573
>>5572It's actually 9 bucks off sale.
No.5574
No I REALLY don't wanna go to class, just let me make giant anime tits for a living
No.5576
>>5575The pug that STUMPED Putin
No.5578
>>5577The wallscroll really elevates it
No.5580
>>5579I keep meaning to resume Tamers12345's pony stuff but I never do
No.5582
>>5494I wonder if I should've played more racing games to desire a car
No.5584
>>5583Time to invert the values of a the Luciferian elite and construct cute girls by will of God
No.5590
>>5589His games are very stylish, good study material
No.5591
Popped up on the timeline. Haven't seen one in ages.
https://x.com/PPogodi/status/2019139295647555964 No.5592
>>5591Xitter sucks, I have it set on "Followed only" forever and never see half the posts
No.5595
>>5583They're literally just us, WTF.
No.5596
>>5587Cat elitism is annoying. I've owned like 12 cats and can just tell you that they're lazy and neurotic creatures. I still love them but the kind of people to glorify them as "independent" are probably lazy and neurotic in the most insufferable ways a human can be. It's endearing when an animal is like that, not so much a Redditor.
No.5597
>>5591>Okoro villageNigerian
zillium?
No.5598
>>5595I could be a bullshitting jew who jets around too…
No.5600
>>5586The hulk creampied him
No.5603
>>5602*Crumples up and free throws into the bin*
No.5608
>>5567Knowing what happened with the tripdreg Lalonde… accurate, sadly.
No.5609
>>5608Were the things I've vaguely heard about an IRC server true? All that happened during my "hiatus," I think.
No.5611
>>5609I was never in any HSG dicsord, IRC or skype group
there were, however, a lot of conversations about the "skypenigs"
No.5614
>>5611I've been somewhat proud of creating the environment that named #farts while never setting foot inside it
No.5615
>>5605Sluggo vs. Danzig battle when.
No.5619
>>5617Social media is terrible because it exposes how terribly repetitive most people's internal monologues are and it tends to make them even more repetitive.
No.5620
>Twintails largely absent in favor of 13 flavors of niggo hair again
It's not the 2000s anymore…
No.5621
Also,
MEX, can you at least use my proompt (or your cultured editoralization) on your advanced G. Pete?
No.5623
>>5621If you have the original LE one, hand it to Google gemini. You only get limited tries with their "Smart" model per day, but it should be sufficient
No.5625
>>5623>If you have the original LE one, hand it to Google gemini.I posted it in the thread. Why are you being so guarded?
No.5627
>>5625I have to spend my time like a miser at the moment
No.5628
>>5627Can't even gen for a
dood…
grim…
No.5629
>>5565>I don't know how you could look at the Epstein files and come away with a political opinionAnd I don't know how you could look at files that say "the ruling classes are raping and killing little kids" and say "this isn't political".
>Also, he literally discussed the sexual merits of transsexuals and jerked off to futa.The fact that he was jerking off to a webm of Mercy from Overwatch specifically corroborates the story from his driver (who said he had a thing for blonde Swiss girls).
>Literally whoTwo nepetaphiles who used to mod Something Awful.
Aatrek is an actual child rapist who the other mod staff covered for for over a year, before he was exposed by a spinoff site of right-wing ex-goons.
Shmorky was basically the cultural leader of FYAD who everyone looked up to and a buddy of Lowtax, until he got outed as grooming an underage girl (among other things like abusing his girlfriend and being a diaperfur - ironically he was one of the original anti-loli dregs). Also he went trans.
So a FYAD goon accusing someone from another website of "having their entire worldview created by nepetaphiles" is just the pot calling the kettle black.
(I will concede, however, that Epstein might have been the one to implant certain ideals like Brexit and the Trump campaign into /pol/ thought - 中庸 off statements in the files)
No.5631
MEX, I like the new theme. Runs surprisingly well on my phone
No.5633
>>5629>And I don't know how you could look at files that say "the ruling classes are raping and killing little kids" and say "this isn't political".I described exactly how. What a stupid
SMURFING thing to say.
>The fact that he was jerking off to a webm of Mercy from Overwatch specifically corroborates the story from his driver (who said he had a thing for blonde Swiss girls).
>So a FYAD goonI was asking about the rando Twitter user.
>"having their entire worldview created by nepetaphiles" is just the pot calling the kettle black.Not really equitable when you take what they say at face value but okay, sure.
>I will concede, however, that Epstein might have been the one to implant certain ideals like Brexit and the Trump campaign into /pol/ thoughtWhat did I say about soft power, again
No.5634
>>5631Excellent! yeah there are no keyframe animation cruft clogging the body:before here, I should stick to that
No.5635
>>5632Did it decide to make a funny on its own?
No.5637
>>5635Huh? If you mean the text in both parts, yes. Again, the proompt is in the thread.
No.5639
>>5638Raw prompting. I was scared by the copyright disclaimer on the images thing.
No.5641
>>5629Honestly, I'm interested in the other Moot-Epstein meeting in 2012.
That one happened before another big addition of boards, including /vg/ and /mlp/, as well as the implementation of General Rule 15.
It's possible that the concept of a "containment board" was pioneered and promoted by Epstein himself.
No.5645
>>5643But fair use, bwo…
No.5654
I can't get better at videogames. Why can't I get better at videogames? It's all I do. I should be better at it.
No.5655
>>5654Single player games promise much better "accomplishment" returns
No.5656
>>5655I was talking about both singleplayer and multiplayer…
No.5657
Well, in actuality the boob slider is middling. Being able to manually adjust the size, angle and positioning of glasses is top tier though
No.5659
"OH, BOY, ANOTHER
rant" you might think as you see this post and your eyes glaze over.
But it came to my attention that, for someone who writes a lot of monologues, Hu¢¢ie has never once wrote an interesting monologue. Entertaining? Sometimes. Interesting, insightful, or deftly written? Definitely not. Hu¢¢ie's prose is pretty terrible and suffers from being formulaic; long, run-on sentences that build off the previous sentences' syntax capped off by some indecisive summation or snippy snark. And when it comes to the actual topics themselves, Hu¢¢ie rarely has anything novel to say. The most novel things are his choice of topics which is probably 90% 中庸 in in-jokes. What he has to say about these topics is rather dull and he's usually pretty blunt whenever there's a chance to be subtle about things. Hu¢¢ie monologues are just about what you'd expect everyone to blabber on about if you forced any random person to talk at length about such an inexplicable topic. There's nothing really spectacular about them other than that the topic is 中庸 in some hipster bullshit humor or something asinine and trivial.
No.5660
>>5659This is probably the best one in the comic and it ultimately just amounts to being mildly amusing.
It has one strong phrase ("the note Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune") but the rest is just
No.5661
It's hard to imagine a 30+ man writing it because it sounds like a precocious, terribly conceited child writing.
I wonder if Rose was thrown under the bus so hard because her intentionally garish over-indulgent writing style resembled his own too much and he became self-conscious and embarrassed.
It's probably notable to consider that basically everyone who slips into "prose mode" (that isn't intended purely for humor) is a massive egomaniac like Doc Scratch or Mindfang. It's probably his way of coping with just how he'd naturally write. It's really quite pathetic to think about.
Sorry for splitting the posts; sometimes the thoughts don't come all at once.
No.5664
If Fobby Tox and Sam Altman were famous a decade earlier they would probably be in the Epstein files.
No.5665
>>5663But you've got to write sometime…
Though, for all his words, I'm still not entirely sure HOW Hu¢¢ie spent his youth. It wasn't spent on video games, I know.
Was he well read?
No.5666
>>5664What a remarkably odd and petty thing to think.
No.5668
(It's also an absolutely atrocious example of a mixed metaphor. Though I can sense the reflexive backlash that "that was the point." So tiresome.)
>>5665>But you've got to write sometime…It hardly seems reluctant.
>Though, for all his words, I'm still not entirely sure HOW Hu¢¢ie spent his youth. It wasn't spent on video gamesIt was spent on videogames. Just not the videogames he'd like us to think, probably.
>Was he well read?Judging by the writing, probably not…
>>5667I may be complaining about comic man for the fourth billionth time but it's mostly just about his writing and what I perceive to be traits of his character expressed through his writing. If you have a specific example of me being as "remarkably odd and petty" about someone, do enlighten me. I'm not entirely convinced that it's impossible but I do think you're just saying that because of what I'm currently talking about.
No.5669
>>5664I doubt it. Hu¢¢ie isn't in the files, and he's DEFINITELY displayed more ped tendencies than Fox. He wouldn't be able to get invited.
No.5670
>>5669>Hu¢¢ie isn't in the files, and he's DEFINITELY displayed more ped tendencies than FoxHe's also a lot less relevant and successful, stupid.
No.5671
had a nightmare that Hu¢¢ie said the violetbloods were transgender or something
No.5673
Tried getting silly with the job changing in DQ3 and I think it was mostly a huge mistake
No.5674
>>5673It seems like, in the original at least, you just really shouldn't bother with job changing early outside of getting a sage or some VERY specific strategies. You mostly just end up with a slightly cooler version of whatever you switched to. The stats that carry over don't feel significant compared to what you get from leveling later in the game, and the jobs are also very very min-maxed, so the stats you got from A usually end up barely increasing at all on B.
My first plan was martial artist -> merchant -> warrior, in order to create a fighting merchant that could earn money to buy crazy gear once he's a warrior, but the money boost is really insignificant beyond the beginning of the game, and I lost pretty much all of it to a very hard boss anyways.
I also went with mage -> sage, and it is not clear to me if that one was the best choice. It'd probably be a fine choice if I didn't
SMURF with my physical attacker so hard? It seemed like a natural pick because there is basically zero downside to turning them into a sage, and the mage's downside of zero physical attack and defense is the biggest risk the party has. Like, the monk dude is pretty
SMURFING solid just as a monk.
I think the only strategies for early changes that really make sense are:
1) Turn a mage into a warrior or martial artist the second they get an attack buff, and make that their entire gimmick, then turn your warrior into a sage so they fill the mage role.
2) Swap your mage and monk, so you end up with cooler mage and cooler monk with basically no tradeoff apart
3) Merchant or Libertine for early sage and keep the rest of the party normal.
It feels like you have to approach the job changes as "you are picking your REAL job, and the job you started with is training bonuses for it", and trying to figure out how to approach that (or figure out that it works like that at all) on a first playthrough is hard.
No.5675
>>5674*no tradeoff apart from the little extra grindan time
No.5684
>>5676>I SMURFING LOVE COMICS>>5677Not even they are having it.
>>5680>C*shlet>>5683"Expulsion of Poles by Germany"
No.5685
>>5679We literally have private military contractors hiring people to fight for Ukraine. You're deluded if you think independent extremist volunteers from America for Russia outnumber them.
>Oh, but we aren't sending troops directlyNo European country has officially declared war either. Why single out the U.S? Because we're the world police?
Because orange man suggests peace deals that favor Russia interests- even though Russia rejects them? He's also put sanction bills on Russia.
And obviously, orange man doesn't reflect the general public very well. Most people, including most other politicians in the country, are more pro-Ukraine than him.
How delusional do you have to be? Get off Twitter and /pol/
No.5686
>>5685>Inb4: the titleIt's still 88% of the country that doesn't see Russia as a partner, you're missing the forest for the trees. Republicans are basically split between "competitor" and "enemy" and "partner" is still a minority, just a larger one.
No.5688
>>5686WE LOVE RUSSIA AND BRICS HERE
No.5689
>>5682Not canon!
No.5690
>>5688Uh oh, Roxykitten is going to have to post at least ten more copypastas to offset the bad juju from this post alone!
No.5691
>>5690How long must the bloodshed go on…?
No.5692
>>5681The sad thing is that there's certainly some prose you can write about AI being fascist art by connecting it to the idea of hyper-industrialism but it's just
>We're deep and q-q-q-quality and it's notSo is all superficial, uncritical media fascist? Sorry, but we're going to have to BAN shows for toddlers.
No.5693
>>5691Must you continue to reconquer? Continue to kill in retaliation?
No.5694
>>5687>The plot has me rolling my eyes so farIn a cool, Japanese way, though?
No.5696
>>5692>So is all superficial, uncritical media fascist? Sorry, but we're going to have to BAN shows for toddlers. The future babies will be raised on the finest dark fantasy isekai rape manimes that deconstruct modern day issues
No.5700
>>5694It's some nonsense about worlds being destroyed right off the bat
No.5701
>>5700I'm not going to repeat myself.
No.5702
>>5701'Tis not what they do best
No.5703
>>5702What do they do best, then?
No.5706
>>5705
>Puni eyebrowsI hate.
No.5708
>>5703Cozy buildup. Dumping STAKES from the start just makes me roll my eyes. "A world lost? What world?"
No.5711
>>5708With all the Earthbound-inspireds, it's weird that I've never seen one do what Mother mostly is which is KIDS AND FUN, it's sort of baffling. Where's Mother but with demons instead of aliens?
No.5713
But maybe they've been afraid of stepping on the toes of IT, and all that will invoke
No.5714
>>5712Nintendo, hire this ma'am!
No.5715
>>5713Who's "they"?
No.5716
A Christian summercamp fighting against an evil clown demon is very intriguing to me. It's hard for me to conceptualize "Christian superpowers" in a similar way to "Psi" that doesn't come off as completely insincere or farcical. My mind immediately goes to eclectic things like angel numbers.
I'd want it to be unabashedly Christian or at least seem that way to average person. I think the juxtaposition in itself is funny and it'd
pii22 off and gatekeep the right people. I think verses as spells, an angel number gimmick, and one kid doing "glossolalia" as a spell works (they're all from different sects and are a bit upset that they were sent to a generic BIBLE CAMP and that is how they bond despite their differences.)
No.5718
>>5716Yeah, one should wield a holy relic, one recites verses, etc
It could work as a ebin deconstruction of Disco Elysium, too, built like a CRPG instead of a JRPG
No.5719
>>5716I also think that religion (but especially Christianity) being invoked so loosely in pop culture leaves room for something that does treat it in the right amount of thoroughness even if it is ultimately coming from a sense of irony. The characters are religious and take religion seriously but ultimately there is KIDS AND FUN.
>>5717I think Stephen King is so unknown in Japan that RIPPING HIM OFF for Silent Hill felt novel because nobody knew who he was. Compare that to say, Alan Wake.
>>5718>Yeah, one should wield a holy relicI was thinking they'd all have crucifixes and recite verses and angel numbers for a Chrono Cross ultimate attack.
>It could work as a ebin deconstruction of Disco Elysium, too, built like a CRPG instead of a JRPGwwhat wwhy howwNow you're making me think of Ultima.
No.5720
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.5721
Not sure why I said Chrono Cross specifically instead of just Chrono Trigger…
No.5723
>>5722You VVILL not have kids and fun.
No.5724
>>5722their training data must be Epstein island school plays
No.5726
>>5725Damn this kittens gonna grow up ugly and fat
No.5728
>>5681>popular AI catchphrase "it's a feature, not a bug"What are you on?
No.5729
>>5728Not him but NotebookLM has dropped that a couple of times, I'm sure. It's just a very stilted and unoriginal way of speaking.
No.5732
>>5730It doesn't matter how it starts. I'm sure "He's right behind me, isn't it?" was funny at one point.
No.5733
>>5731VGH, RETVRN TO GERMANIC STONES HILL…
No.5737
>>5735Yu for the You thread
No.5739
>>5737It seems he was hustlin' right up until the end
No.5741
>>5738Redpill me on learners, G. Pete.
No.5743
>>5742Not around these parts, newfig.
No.5744
>>5743Especially around these parts, newdreg
No.5751
>>5750Oh em gee, she's so cool for realsies!
No.5754
>>5750Most insufferable bitch in the series award.
No.5756
>>5755Let's see Chinese Historian's card
No.5757
I'm thinking about popping out the lens of my glasses and replacing them from other glasses so I have red green glasses. Red on left and green on right and vice versa for the other pair
No.5758
Malcom In The Middle is immunized from the common criticism of "idiots writing smart people" because the characters are very, very flawed and it is a very intentionally silly comedy most of the time.
I'm in one of my nostalgic binge highs again.
Also,
No.5761
>>5760I just want to be a new kind of 3D paradigm
No.5763
There must be books of 17th century actor portraits
No.5767
>>5766Become ungovernable
No.5773
>Bara monster hunter gets in before either of these charactersYeah, this community is really
SMURFED in the head. They don't seem to have any e-boys who want to LARP as slim!muscular anime man or enough girls to get traditionally feminine characters picked. These are annoying people but their lack implies something much worse. You've got furries, tomboydregs (
), and dudes that want to get straight-up
SMURFED in the ass by a fat, old guy. Now imagine those people and they're also extremely competitive.
No.5774
>>5769may they be reincarnated as Koreans
No.5775
>>5687Good concept but the hair clipping is horrendous.
No.5776
>>5773I installed that game yesterday do you know which champs don't require aiming? The only one I found possible to play is the book girl. I probably won't continue playing since I can't do anything.
No.5777
>>5690FROM THE DESK OFROSE LALONDSBERGThe racial politics Ehud Barak outlined in recently leaked audio makes sense in the context of Epstein and Barak uniting against Netanyahu. Likud is primarily backed by Mizrahi Jews and they hold the majority of seats in Netanayhu's tarition. The importance of racial politics in Israel is not to be underestimated.
There's a lot of tension between Epstein and Likud. So Epstein and Barak were trying to fill Israel with even more Ashkenazi Soviet Jews to overpower the Mizrahi Jews who make up the majority of Bibi's tarition.
If you want to understand Epstein-Israel better, consider Russia’s desire for influence and control of Israel. Where they have significant influence through the Lubavitch network (which is hooked into Jared Kushner, Charles Kushner, Ivanka Trump, and Benjamin Netanyahu) they could obtain additional leverage and control through one of Netanyahu’s rivals, Ehud Barak.
Epstein sat at the intersection of those two networks and thus had hooks into multiple Israeli power factions. Epstein wasn’t working "for" Israel, but rather maintaining it as part of his portfolio, on Putin’s behalf.
As the evidence in the Epstein Files now shows overwhelmingly and conclusively that Epstein was advancing Russia’s influence agenda on multiple fronts, this becomes much more clear. Epstein had thousands of US contacts as well, but that doesn’t mean he was working for US interests. Indeed, he was not. If you look at what he was doing and ask "cui bono?," the answer is always Vladimir Putin and his global influence network.
Russian propagandists have leaned heavily on latent antisemitism for over a century to provide cover for their own activities. Filipp Bobkov developed modern 21st century strategies; they also backed Yasser Arafat and helped amplify Palestinian identity and grievances.
None of this is to provide cover to the Netanyahu regime's murderous actions in Gaza. But if you want to understand what Epstein was doing, it's necessary to put aside all of that and study this objectively. Epstein was working to exert influence in (at minimum) the US, Europe, and Israel. His "Israeli ties" are well explained by that objective alone.
One of the major risks we face now is societal epistemological meltdown over what Epstein was doing. The evidence, fortunately, is so overwhelming that the correct position – that he was primarily advancing Putin's interests – is difficult to argue with. However, the dead-ender position (that he was vaguely "working for Mossad" or "Israel") will be pumped up to be competitive.
Chabad and Epstein are part of a Russian influence campaign to increase post-Soviet Ashkenazi influence where necessary. Epstein wasn't really ideologically motivated - he was motived along racial sectarian lines. As Westerners, we discount the racial politics of foreigners and think ideology or political divides take primacy, when really the racial sectarianism sits atop ideology for most of the worlds population.
Epstein clearly was a Chabadnik, he recited the same Chasidic-Kabbalistic spirituality about goyim souls being animalistic instead of fully human, he got emails from the Aleph Institute and from Chabad rabbis seeking donations. His extensive political connections to Russia also speaks for itself.
Chabad, and Russian Jewry, are dedicated to increasing their market share in the racial politics of Israel and Jewry. Epstein was an emissary for that cause, and the picture is sharpening as more files are released. Chabad alignment within the US seems to go hand-in-hand with a barely concealed Duginism and Ashkenazi racial supremacism. Thiel's faction is lit up with Ashkenazi supremacists (Nick Land, Curtis Yarvin, Michael Millerman, etc.), Duginists, and even avowed Chabadniks.
People forget that Alexander Dugin is highly philosemitic, he just dislikes the Western "Trotskyist-Talmudists" and lauds the "Bolshevik-Kabbalists" of the East (this is Dugin's own framing of the conflict). This is why Chabad is given free reign in Russia, why Dugin publicly exclaims his love of Kabbalah and the minority rights of Jews in Russia, cofounded his Eurasia Party with a Kabbalah Orthodox Jew, etc.
Perhaps it's time to investigate Chabad Lubavitch World Headquarters in Brooklyn for its ties to Russia. These networks need to be mapped, finances traced and their funding and influence examined fully. - RL No.5778
>>5722I think "child" and "school" set it off.
No.5779
>>5775Yeah I'll move the attachment ponytails down later when I feel like playing again
No.5780
Feel fat without even eating
No.5782
>>5772Still haven't watched it (see no evil)
No.5783
>>5776>I installed that game yesterday do you know which champs don't require aiming?They're all aiming or worse, melee-中庸. There is no true caster character. It really is a pure 50/50 between FPS and MOBA. You can't have one without the other and you're playing largely against a playerbase that knows how to use the extensive movement mechanics to not get hit by shit and the game is pretty slow firing x low clip so believe me, I understand your pain here (and more.)
I only keep an eye on it because I consider myself a sort of watchdog of MOBAs and to a much lesser, extent hero shooters. I like seeing what they do and don't do and I don't think that (either) genre has reached the full potential. However, my experiences with this game are almost purely negative and I'm not what percentage is mad because bad and what percentage is me not liking the mechanical cluster
SMURF it is.
No.5784
>>5776>>5783Fortunately(?), like I said despite the lack of true casters, there are characters that are almost purely aiming (Vyper- hate it when they change a letter in a character's name so they become more searchable but give me that snussy anyway) or melee (Viscous.)
If you can tolerate the system's chessbrain and pretend that melee is just a special kind of spell, going melee characters might be your best bet.
No.5785
>>5782I was literally forced to watch it.
No.5787
>>5786*Nukes the bees.*
No.5789
>>5785Clockwork orange style? Close the tab!
No.5790
>>5789>Clockwork orange style? Close the tab!I was visiting a friend's house and he played it on the TV.
No.5791
>>5790How 90s-core
No.5792
>>5783>>5784Paige seemed like a caster, even though her attacks require aiming they had a large area of effect so it was possible to hit the enemy sometimes by throwing abilities in their general direction. I thought melee characters would be more difficult, but alright I'll try them before uninstalling.
I like there not being a tutorial so you can figure out how to play on your own, but everyone else seems to know THE META already and runs around super fast and dodges everything yeah. It feels like they went out of their way to make the game more confusing by calling levels "boons" and giving the lanes weird names. It's funny that the players just call them "yellow/blue/green" despite that.
The worst part of this game is how every character gets multiple dashes and unique movement abilities and you can fly freely on the coloured rails, it's just dumb in a game focused on shooting.
No.5794
>>5793they stole this from us
No.5805
>>5804Seems they were right to do it
No.5806
>>5804Epic Portugal win
No.5807
>>5803Innovations in eroge: The 2013core mercenary heroine who recounts her monster rapes as clout
No.5808
>>5318>>5334Importance of Being Earnest is much closer to the twee tumblresque teenybopper gayness you're describing here. Lady Windmere actually has social consequence, fallen
wwomen, scandal and stuff, even if it ends on a lighthearted note
No.5815
>>5792>Paige seemed like a caster, even though her attacks require aiming they had a large area of effect so it was possible to hit the enemy sometimes by throwing abilities in their general direction.She is probably the closest to it in the game.
>I thought melee characters would be more difficultThey are and Bebop is statistically one of the worst characters in the game. But you and I might have different skillsets. That leaves you with Abraham, Apollo (unreleased), Billy (who I think is fairly hard), Drifter, Lash, Shiv, Silver (half of the time), again, Viscous, and Yamato (who I know is really hard.)
>but everyone else seems to know THE META already and runs around super fast and dodges everything yeah.Bears repeating but it's terrible to release a game like this to a closed beta.
>you can fly freely on the coloured railsIf you didn't notice, you actually get locked out of grappling onto it for I think 5-3s(?) after taking damage so it's not as free as you think. It's the one change to the MOBA formula that I think is good, I had something like this in mind myself for theoretical MOBAs, and League currently has a similar system in place right now.
>The worst part of this game is how every character gets multiple dashes and unique movement abilities"It's what makes it a hero shooter." I think that, beyond the incredibly steep learning curve, it makes engagements very committal and roaming much less so. So what you end up with is a MOBA gameplay loop with very limited trading (especially because the item shop is right behind you and minions heal you) that's extremely teamfight heavy- even more than League. I would think you would want the opposite with a more MOBA hero shooter because death-by-a-thousand-cuts is pretty unique to shooters so it's a part of MOBAs you'd want to emphasize. Instead, it plays more like CS:GO where if you get randomly caught out, you die, and you have to do "tactics" with your teammates to actually accomplish anything other than catching out the one retard that doesn't know the game and killing them.
No.5816
>>5809oh they even removed the product page…
I didn't save the images…
No.5817
>>5791No! 2000s core!
No.5818
>>5812Very clever looking, but no diapies or binkies. Skipped!
No.5819
>>5795>Word-policing an opinion because everything needs a WARNING, DISCLAIMER FOR THINKING SOMETHING ALERT
>the syndicate>>5796It's anti-humor so that's something. I guess I find it mildly amusing but it'll quickly become irritating if it's too frequent (call it the TSO or for the less
yearning, C&H effect)
>>5802>Won't someone PLEASE think of the Germans? Yeah, I'm sure Germany was trying to diplomatically work out the treatment of Germans in Danzig. All of WW2 was concentrated in Poland, after all. Also, are we just going to ignore that Nazi Germany attacked Poland WITH the USSR and Nazi Germany allowed for part of Poland to be annexed into the USSR? How does he explain this within his narrative?
"Timeline of World War II (1939-1941)"
No.5821
>>5803She, however, is incredibly turned on because she's RECLAIMING the incident.
>>5807>Stealing from B&S No.5823
>>5822YOU'RE STEALING MY DARK HUMOR ANGLE, YOU
SMURFING SMURF.
No.5825
>>5821>>5823Making the heroine herself do it is a market killer, it's too tactless and charmless
No.5828
Felt like vainsearching
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/megidochan/I'm proud of never shilling (search 'wapchan' for comparison
), but
>A world where small imageboards are hatedwwoww wwhat did wwe evven do No.5830
>>5824They call her Miezla the Broken Womb. They say after surviving so many mindbreaks that she emerged stronger than any man. I also heard that she's planning on taking her apprentice, Lilliana the Spellblade, to the goblin rape nest to make her stronger. Say, isn't that your girlfriend?
No.5833
oh…
https://store-jp.nintendo.com/item/software/D70050000030394
they've made the pre-order bonus obtainable
for free
tempted to buy the game now
No.5834
>>5833Objecthead swag
No.5835
>>5825It's played for drama too.
No.5837
>>5831The most we've done to Lucas is ironically parrot his talking points. Why the
SMURF is he "non-functional" now
>>5832>This meme
>WatchmenPretty sure this is Lucas too.
Can we have something on a banner and the rules post that says "/hsg/ DOESN'T TALK ABOUT Homestark EITHER" and list the bullet points of repeated talking points that I myself have repeated infinitely and make the 8th rule "If you're upset that this place doesn't talk about Homestark, TALK ABOUT Homestark."
I think it would be very fortuitous and fitting for an eight rule.
No.5838
>>5833>they've made the pre-order bonus obtainable>for freeWeird business practice ぶっちゃけ.
No.5839
>>5837>fortuitous and fitting for an eight ruleQuite
What are their bugaboos in /hsg/, again?
Muh classpect, embers of shipping wars, which troll caters to my fetish…?
Well, you have the privileges to edit the rules post on here
No.5840
>>5838it's limited time (ends on 4/22)
which is definitely a weird practice
I guess they realized some people (me) won't buy the newest release if the older titles are still missing content in the lead-up to the new thing's release
No.5841
Now to talk about Homestark because it popped into my head.
I would say that the one clever thing Homestark did regarding the Alpha timeline is that the Alpha version of the game is non-functional in creating a new universe (even though it technically does because it destroys Earth and creates a bunch of planets in a vacuum… the planets, as a concept, never really made sense in the grand scheme of the creation mythos, did they?) It's baffling though, that that is the result of the Scratch which is expressly done for the purpose of the game being untenable- I had to look up if there was a reason why and it's there but confusing. Dirk and Roxy know about the game and the Condesce was trying to recreate the universe; why did none of them prototype or know about not prototyping dooming the session? So the thing I said about it being the Alpha of the game is untrue and so it's not very clever. I think the reason they're the Alpha kids is because Hu¢¢ie played for the Alpha trolls in some way and he wanted to do an irony.
I think Dirk and Roxy MIGHT have decided not to prototype (but if that was the reason, I'd need to reread it because I don't remember it even being implied) because they knew the Condesce was trying to use them but that doesn't explain why Jane or Jake didn't or why the Condesce did nothing.
Also, the game already predetermines if it's going to be a void session (yay, more predestination!) and they're quite common like uh, you know how most sperms don't fertilize the egg. But this makes zero
SMURFING sense when you zoom out and realize that either 1) There's no origin point of the game other than the game itself and it can only split (Scratch) once so it's bottlenecked and null sessions are pointless; every session should succeed because there are no independent origins 2) The game is fundamental or "emergent", at which the specifics of its existence as a game becomes questionable for a multitude of reason.
"Oh, what about the interplay of void sessions" Yes, what about it?
All of this could have been avoided if, again, it was revealed you needed to sessions to create a new universe and trolls were revealed to be in the same universe (you can keep them creating the planet; whatever) and needed to "copulate" to create a new universe. This weird in-between where it's both autonomous and (needlessly) divergent because of timelines does literally nothing for anything. Even from a story-telling perspective, it just creates plotholes. Predetermined doomed timelines (which you can presume include infinite Beta kids and Alpha trolls WHO CAN TIME TRAVEL to alternate timelines) that are obvious to the players is a can of worms.
>Meteor facilities such as the time capsule can be used by players to return to their home planet if they wishAlso, what the shit, this is such an asinine detail, the implications of it are staggering and beyond retarded.
No.5842
>>5841"How dare they not discuss this comic where nothing amounts to anything for 16 years running"
No.5843
>>5839>What are their bugaboos in /hsg/, again?I was hoping anyone but me would do it.
It's tiresome to think about and I'd get too wordy.
Also, Lucas stole my talking points to then samedreg to himself about being cyberbullied by psycho e-jocks.
Also, this. He seems to be ruining his own reputation by bringing up himself and Hu¢¢ie, slowly but surely, just like I described.
No.5844
>>5843Forgot the fifth image.
>Feigning ignorance like he tends to doIt's really quite pathetic.
No.5845
>>5844>>5843Weirdguy memes were something I also hoped to convey a sense of good fun
Oh well, chessbrain hurts
No.5847
>>5845I can't edit it or reply.
I'll draft up a version here:
To all the little bitches who say that we don't talk about Homestark- you can talk about Homestark here. If you talk about Homestark, you'll probably get a reply.
But what's talked about here is the myriad of retcons, plotholes, and authorial influences that the greater fandom doesn't talk about because they've been memoryholed.
You say we "don't talk about Homestark" while you wade in the sewage of "muh davejade", "muh davekat", and other shipping war nonsense. Endlessly regurgitated complaints about Vriska and the retcon. Circlejerking how funny Caliborn is for the five millionth time. Blaming Tumblr and identity politics for ruining Homestark (no, Hu¢¢ie did
) Classpect speculation (instead of dissecting how none of it makes sense), art dumps, dollhouse character hypotheticals, the same dozen fan adventure recommendations, and "on-topic" shitposting, do you really think your "discussion" is better than our "dicsord circlejerk Hellhole"? Your discussion culture is basically identical to the Homestuck Discord but slightly edgier and hornier. You're all newfags or terminally brain-damaged ritual posters. Get a clue.
If you want to talk about Homestuck, talk about Homestuck. And if you want constructive criticism/analysis of Homestuck specifically tailored to be unique (and also the hypnofag Lucas making like, two points and then dipping), look at /hot/. I used to be very active lurking /co/ and /v/ from 2017-2023 and would constantly make stealth threads. I specifically stopped caring about and left Homestuck /v/ and /co/ because of how fucking repetitive the conversations in the threads were. We might not as talk about Homestuck as much here but when it's brought up, what's said isn't anywhere near as mind-numbingly redundant.
No.5849
>>5847Obviously the TRVE message won't have the filters.
No.5850
>>5848Between this and those occasional rants on marzichan /plaza/, maybe this board's obscurity lends it a shadowy feeling of influence…
No.5851
>>5754Wilde's plays finished, time to start reread Goblet of Fire to refresh my memory (and damn, my copy is beat to shit)
No.5853
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.5854
sick of comically evil villains in shitty fiction
…I should probably stop consuming shitty fiction
No.5855
>>5854>sick of comically evil villains in shitty fictionI thought you'd at least find that kind of thing funny. I know I do.
No.5856
>>5836>It's actually frying oilWe're making a storyline we should eventually adapt into a real comic.
No.5857
>>5797POWERFUL Vriska-tier hypnosis!
No.5858
>>5855I think I've had my fill maybe
last isekai-shit I read had a Hero place a
suffer-a-lot-then-die curse on a homeless child because the latter briefly touched the former's cape
No.5859
>>5852Lemme reorganize first, I will be on board with that sometime…
No.5860
>>5858>Hero place a suffer-a-lot-then-die curse on a homeless child because the latter briefly touched the former's capeFinally, new types of stories being explored!
No.5861
>>5858What's the child's name? I'll save them!
No.5866
I propose the name Hellard if anyone wants it
No.5867
>>5866Sounds viable. Character image?
No.5870
I'd need impressions on how retarded the name スリア sounds as a reversed alice
No.5873
>>5872*Posts crackship art.*
*Replies to that with a fetish post about one of the characters.*
"If only that were canon."
No.5874
Really weird that aggregation accounts on Twitter, instead of retweeting something, just reupload it on their own account. It's common enough for me to think the average social media user is a clout-
yearning shithead.
No.5875
>>5873It's reassuring how people can subsist so long on so little
No.5876
>>5875Is it?
No.5877
>>5876If the goal is to DETHRONE Hu¢¢ie, yes
No.5878
>>5877Dethroning Hu¢¢ie would be making something like Homestark that's legitimately good such that subnormal inbreds stop wasting oxygen with their non-discussions of it.
No.5879
>>5878Quite right, the inbreds are hungry. They even swarm all over deltarune for "content"
No.5883
>>5882What series are all these illustrations from?
No.5884
>>58837th Dragon
but only the DS one had Mota's art, the rest got all mid 2010s hyperkewl
No.5885
>>5884This is awesome though.
No.5886
>>5885Indeed, I don't dislike it… Just different.
Maybe the SUPERBITCH female psychic in the leopard print parka is a bit much
No.5887
>>5886Perfectly acceptable superbitch ぶっちゃけ.
No.5889
>>5888She's hear to clean up the graffiti when no one else would…
No.5891
https://mega65.org/You just know they wanted to call this the Mega64
No.5892
>>5891You'd think, or they want to be one better
No.5893
>>5890Isn't that the least of the problems…?
>Dude make everyone in fantasy Japan talk in haiku! No.5895
>>5894They really will just collab with anything, huh
No.5896
>>5895Sanrio Overwatch vs Transformers Overwatch vs Gundam Overwatch
No.5898
Thinking about American and Chinese stories that could be interesting to adapt into the opposite countries. I think the Hatfield-McCoy feud would be interesting as a Chinese black comedy and I think the pig 中庸 premise could easily adapt to China. As for adapting a Chinese story into American, maybe something like the Boy in Red case. I think that would be shocking, but understandable to rural Americans, though I would explicitly frame it as an unsolved murder that got covered up
No.5899
>>5819>Also, are we just going to ignore that Nazi Germany attacked Poland WITH the USSR and Nazi Germany allowed for part of Poland to be annexed into the USSR?The Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact (including the arms embargo against Finland) was the most evil thing that the Nazis ever did.
>"Timeline of World War II (1939-1941)" The forbidden texts that will make a zigger's head explode…
No.5900
>>5899Daaa, exchange culure… with BRICS…?!
Just exchange nuclear arms!
No.5901
>>5900Literally yes. Everyone who has made a deal with the Bolsheviks has regretted it, including both Axis and Allied countries.
No.5902
Pretty much everything worthwhile about Russian "culture" is from before 1917 and was carried to the West by emigres anyway, while the Bolsheviks were blowing up churches and committing genocide of borzois.
I know this is a kind of Amerimuttish statement, but there's more "trad Russian culture" in Brighton Beach than in all of putinstan.
No.5905
I don't wanna work on stuff………..
No.5908
>>5895傀儡 franchise, etc, etc.
No.5911
>>5909Does it really matter? False flags are false flags. Who cares.
Stop using /pol/
No.5912
>>5907Mary Sue! Mary Sue!
No.5913
>>5909Either AI or a very tongue in check
felloww wwhite seething internally
No.5914
"Pikmin with a type triangle"
No.5915
Also, it's weird that Lucas was bitching about us because the last interactions were me trying to genuinely engage with him about Watchmen and something else, I forget.
Unless the Watchmen thing was just bait for some reason (January 18th/19th) but it SEEMS like he's inverted his opinion on it for whatever reason.
I don't know about the dates so I checked them
So before this:
>>5843 and
>>5843 >>5848barely before these.
He might still be thinking about us or maybe changed his tune? I don't think any of us have really
SMURFED with him since the start of 2026 but he might assume random NOOTICERS are us. It's unclear.
But he did come back and post here after making those comments. So…
That's about as much Internet chessbrain detective as I'm going to do. Just saying it's a little confusing.
No.5916
"Pikmin but a turn 中庸 crawler"
No.5917
>>5915He is the only lad nega-shilling, I believe, so that almost counts as providing a service.
The archive did remind me that Megidochan started life as a rumor, though
No.5919
>>5917>>5918Wait, what? DEEPEST LORE.
And also a
for the road.
No.5920
>>5916"Meijjy, this is the seventh week in a row you've proposed a new dungeon crawler gimmick."
No.5922
>>5918"Largely indifferent"
"Largely indifferent"
"Largely indifferent"
"Largely indifferent"
No.5923
>>5920This one is dynamite, though. Maybe one day…
No.5924
>>5911It's not a false flag, but neither is it a true flag. It's machine output.
No.5926
>>5894The six types of girl
No.5928
>>5927Bratty, Geeky, Enby, Stacey, Artsy and Thirsty
No.5929
>>5928From left-to-right? I'm assuming the enby is the one that's just the black dude.
No.5930
>>5929Yeah left to right. I need to make sure to represent them all, too.
No.5931
>>5928REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASON!!!!!!
No.5932
>>5931I guess it's about time for one (/co/ hates it!)
For February.
No.5936
>>5935Rose is a very special girl.
No.5945
is this how every english speaker is going to sound in 32 years?
https://x.com/type_moll/status/1947641944408264914 No.5946
>>5815I played some more, Viscous was very difficult but Drifter and Victor were fun+brainless. Some of the DEIsigns in this game are actually good. I'm just going to only play those two and Paige.
>If you didn't notice, you actually get locked out of grappling onto it for I think 5-3s(?) after taking damageApparently so yes, I also learned the hard way you can get shot down from the rails and it stuns you for a long time. I still think it lets you move around the map too freely, it's dumb how fast the lanes push back and forth.
No.5947
>>5945I expected
DERSITE mumbles ぶっちゃけ
No.5948
It's a "porn too funny to not post" kind of day today, I suppose
https://x.com/sakana8_888888/status/2019956463503044692 No.5951
>>5948WTF is even happening to his dick
No.5953
>>5940Don't care, city slicker. Secession should be a right.
No.5954
>>5944Can a Devilman e-boy really fall for a #DontTalkToMeUntilIveHadMyCoffee girl?
No.5955
>>5953>Secession should be a right. Okay, let West Virginia and East Tennessee secede.
No.5957
>>5946>Some of the DEIsigns in this game are actually good.I'm very mixed on the designs. Some I think are good-ish but there are none I would say I completely like. Others, I just don't care for. They almost feel unpolished, in a way. Uniterated designs.
>I still think it lets you move around the map too freely, it's dumb how fast the lanes push back and forth.This is probably because you're not playing with anyone actually good. Minions push on their own very slowly. Diverting to a lane becomes more an investment because people will collapse on you. So the ebb and flow is probably slower than any MOBA ぶっちゃけ.
>I'm just going to only play those two and Paige.Did you try all the others?
No.5959
>People thinking that the Confederacy didn't have principles- besides a Hecking slavery- that they compromised on because of circumstanceIt's just like the Founding Fathers. It's the American spirit. And it's part of why this country is the way it is now. And the world in general, too.
No.5961
>>5954No girls argue about the comparative strength of historical armies, that's a metalhead guy
No.5962
>>5960Hmm, maybe back to black text? I'd rather not make the boxes too much more opaque, but I'll try that too
No.5963
>>5960Just change it, idiot.
No.5964
>>5947Of course you did. Too much Chinese Historian.
No.5966
>>5961A booktuber type girl would definitely be the type to #OwnTheConfeds with regurgitated bullshit spouted by 10,000 Redditors.
No.5967
>>5965Kill yourself.
No.5968
>>5963Deleting the cookies to go back to default theme later is really annoying.
No.5970
>>5966You don't have to be a reddit lib to know that the Confederacy fighting 1v1 would get its ass kicked by just about any 1860 European power. The British, French, Prussians, Austrians, maybe the Spanish, Swedes and (credit where it is due) Russians too. The only one they'd stand a chance against is the Ottomans, and that's a loose definition of "European" and "power".
No.5971
The real debate is: could the Confederate States beat the Tokugawa Shogunate
No.5972
>>5969But you can't tell what the default is…
No.5973
>>5972YOTSUBA B.
No.5974
>>5970It isn't about knowing, it's about caring to argue about it. You of all people should know this is a very important distinction.
No.5977
>>5957>Did you try all the others?No, most of them either looked too difficult to play or are DEI.
No.5979
>>5975Regardless, the actual point of what I said still stands.
No.5980
>>5977>most of them either looked too difficult to playIt doesn't hurt to try, especially if you get more familiar with the melee system (there's blocking and parrying if you haven't caught on yet)
>or are DEI.And don't be autistic.
No.5981
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.5982
>>5973>>5969I ought to disable that weaksauce SHIT
No.5986
>>5976This is our… daughter's room!
No.5987
>>5985Some cool games you've got there.
No.5988
Mewssy
No.5990
>>5987It's
grim all over, I don't know what is to be done…
No.5991
>>5980Sorry, I'm not going to play as a
DERSITE woman or a buff gay guy with a half ripped open shirt. Also lmao yeah I saw reference to "dash jumps" and parries in item descriptions which is very funny in a game with no tutorial.
No.5992
>>5990>I don't know what is to be doneDeathfat.
No.5993
>>5990Buy Shiren 6 and SSS when it's out
No.5994
>>5988>>5989Claude give me your best 5 fusions of シャワーズ and おかず
No.5995
>>5991It does have a tutorial though???
No.5996
Despair, Inequity and Exclusion
No.5997
>>5991>Sorry, I'm not going to play as a DERSITE woman Dumb but whatever.
>a buff gay guy with a half ripped open shirt.He's not gay, he's a womanizing asshole.
>>5995Do you just mean the practice room because I must have missed it myself if a real tutorial exists.
No.5998
>>5996FINALLY, THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION FOR CORPO AMERICA.
No.5999
>>5995I'm pretty sure it just tells you to queue for a game right at the beginning, I don't think I would have skipped a tutorial.
No.6000
I guess they cut it because they were too lazy to update it? It totally had a thing that explains air dashing and parrying and everything with videos and narration and shit.
No.6004
>>6001
Would it kill them to just have a normal menu
No.6005
>>5993>SSS Shiren Seven Saga…?
No.6007
We should all join some TTT server anonymously
No.6013
>>6008Maybe she has adopted the Bushmiller Block method of doing the weeks's strips in one stretc. To c*sh, this would feel like a little thirty minute long gag
No.6021
>>6011some phrases are universal
No.6022
>>6007How would it be anonymous?
No.6023
>>6008>LOL, THREE STONES, LMAO, COMIX, I LOVE…. COMIXI miss the one guest artist who did the cult of the three stones. That was charming. Who was that, again?
>>6013That would make it even less tolerable- I don't understand how someone could inflict that onto themselves and come out with a shred of confidence or self-respect.
>>6014>Poland should have negotiated with GermanyAt this point, I'm convinced Tatsuya has forced himself to forget everything he learned in history class because he thought it was just propaganda. But this is unique even among "counter-narratives." I don't think any other Nazi or Holocaust denier would think this. This feels unique to him.
Also, the timeline here is completely
SMURFED up. Edward Śmigły-Rydz fled when the Germans and USSR attacked. He was not present for the Allies to influence him in any way. I know he has a negative reputation (mostly because he
SMURFED off to Romania) but this is an objectively wrong thing to criticize him over. Also, under the command of Edward Śmigły-Rydz, Poland went to war with the Soviets and persecuted communists which in Tatsuya's view is completely… le good! This is so stupid on so many levels.
"Literally anything about World War 2, holy shit"
No.6024
>>6016What is it with pick-me 傀儡s and completely barren backgrounds? Is it a deliberate contrast to the time-tested plushies, Christmas lights, and kitsch wood engravings?
No.6026
>>6016>>6024>Indie gamesYou just know that this bitch means Stardew Valley.
>Social hierarchy in highschool>As a foid
At least she agrees on the GOOD OL' DAYS of the Internet…
No.6027
How do chessbrains cope with mindgames essentially being RNG? At what point do mindgames evolve beyond essentially being RNG? I could read into game theory but…
This post isn't about that but I had to bring it up because it's slightly related.
I know I defended MOBAs the other day but yes, to some degree, the complexity is fake and there are delulus about you being SKILLED and STRATEGIC. But these are things that progressively get more real as you play with better players because they're safer and more consistent. Some delulus are more real than others and every game with multiplayer relies on some kind of delulu about skill that is essentially just mind games and maximizing APM to maximize the number of mind games. The FPS delulu revolves around strafing and aiming. You can talk to me all you want about human reaction times but we both know that it's not going to be consistent when it's in a situation more complex than clicking a button. So the main delulu surrounds aiming and dodging. You tend to aim where someone is going and dodge where you think they won't be aiming- the latter is more inconsistent when you break the pattern (specifically, doubling back when they try to aim in a direction you're heading) for a number of reasons but aiming and dodging is still basically a mind game RNG delulu. Reaction time into APM is the main deciding factor in whether or not you succeed.
Singleplayer games also have delulus but those are manufactured and not emergent from having to interact with the gay, retarded human mind.
I think Tekken is the best series for talking about the multiplayer delulu. So many of the highest competitive games have been decided (or at least influenced) by people going for unsafe or inconsistent things because they're unexpected.
The main point is that getting incredibly granular about skill in multiplayer games is silly because there are things that are effectively random (that only become borderline irrelevant at the highest levels of play) because they're designed to feel good. A game that was 100% skill with no delulu would not be fun. That's a "click the button faster" game. Every game is kind of that but the delulu is the flavor, the life added to that.
I could get into DotA 2's delulu spice vs. League's but that might spiral into its own thing.
No.6029
You can tell a game's true character depending on if the crits are 1.5x damage, 2x damage, or 3x damage. Ancient Chinese wisdom…
No.6036
>>6034He's a Bond villain. Better listen up.
No.6039
>>6031weird spread of years
32?
No.6040
>>6036yes he does seem to be retarded
No.6041
>>6035Needs more clothes, grandmother cry
No.6042
>>6041You bring your own clothes. You buy now.
No.6044
>>6039Just a TOURIST with brothers, probably.
No.6045
>>6040Get in the shark tank, pal.
No.6048
>>6047Old pictured? That plate is better
No.6050
>>6049I think the neutral pose has improved, it used to look a bit placid
No.6051
>>6047China.
>>6049Japan.
No.6053
>>6052Just a
SMURF little boy if you're so into little girls.
No.6054
The inherent pansexuality of Puniphilia.
No.6055
>>6050>>6051Kind of tempted to get her because I don't have a good pigtail rep outside of my Blokees Miku whose twintails are too heavy to display properly (floor draggers) and the 30MS nurse I have no face for, so she's like an NPC with a blank face
No.6056
>>6053we can't
SMURF the trap kizoku
we're engaged to the possibly immortal elf maid (we're also seven years old btw)
No.6057
>>6056I know this is Japanese, but the presentation here makes me think Korean webtoon
No.6059
>>6058The fact that I identified that scares me. I truly am Korean on the inside
No.6063
check vvvvoxx
No.6065
>>6064Would you not the Hecking enby from Splatwoon
No.6067
>>6063Homestark ones are always a pain to alphabetize, but it's probably time for a few more
No.6068
>>6066https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Shiver I thought they were meant to be androgynous and there were only 2 Splatoon games so WRONGS ALL AROUND.
No.6070
the next Splatoon game is supposed to be single player or sth
No.6073
>>6070Maybe I'll play that one
No.6075
>>6068Stay away from westoid splatroids
>>6070It's probably a uhhh deep rock galactic or helldivers type of game
No.6077
I guess Rowling had gained enough clout by Goblet of fire that the editors could no longer tell her to trim
No.6083
>>6075>Stay away from westoid splatroidsIs that a threat?
No.6085
>>6076Rocks for German negotiation (they are invading every country in Europe.)
No.6086
>>6084I thought it was an attempt of Nintendo to pander to westoids but it was just fan fiction all along.
No.6087
>>6077Are you weweading, bwo?
No.6089
>>6087Yea, my copy is literally falling apart though because I lent it out to various osananajimi…
No.6090
>>6089>I lent it out to various osananjimi…HE WAS A 君子 FROM THE START.
No.6091
>>6090Book 君子ing isn't real!
No.6092
>>6091You'd let a woman eat your testicles if she was hungry.
No.6094
>>6093wwomen only want thing and it's disgusting.
No.6096
>>6094And how those
wwomen will look
No.6097
>>6096New 2032 trend just dropped. Noodle hair, meet bowl hair.
No.6101
>>5218Pwogress. Those taken
And my "Demonikka suit" gag will make it in, too
No.6102
>>6100what if they change again later?
No.6104
>>6103show it to Tamers12345 immediately
No.6105
>>6099Can't it be a boy princess?
No.6108
>>6105always a possibility
No.6109
>>6107Lesbian Gore
No.6110
>>6108See, use your noodle. So you can use your other noodle.
No.6112
>>6103MLP gang jp pronouns learned
No.6113
>>6103>Not using the entire Mane 6, just the two most popular and the main onegrim, brutal, even.
No.6115
>>6114"Haha."
No.6117
>>6113Wasn't fluttershy more popular?
No.6119
>>6117Not with actual little girls, I don't think.
No.6128
>>6127And
SMURF.
No.6131
I can't remember a time snowfall has stuck around for 14 days like this, but you can really see how much bird pii22 and shit goes everywhere
No.6132
>>6131We've gotten practically zero snow here this year. Usually it's up to your knees.
No.6133
>>6132That's epic, at least from a schoolchild or NEET mindset. Having to trek out across it sucks
No.6134
Internet keeps going out.
No.6135
>>6134Ready your OP and JEWS on standby
No.6137
>>6136>The credits somehow managed to kinda ruin the whole film for meDoes the rape baby come out?
No.6140
>>6109>Lesbian GoreCanon in Homestark
No.6141
>>6023>At this point, I'm convinced Tatsuya has forced himself to forget everything he learned in history class because he thought it was just propaganda. 中庸,
SMURF the teacher
No.6142
>>6140No homosexuality is canon.
No.6144
>>6141>>6143Or more pertinent than telling to shut up as usual, do you think "Poland should have negotiated with Germany?"
No.6147
>>6146I'd still buy a Flandre's wings + leavatinn one
No.6149
Made the NEWN thread early because I can't trust my computer and I want that GET.
No.6150
Turns out all I needed for me to organize all the album game 2.5 tabs into one window was my Internet going on and off randomly.
No.6151
>>6150That sounds productive
No.6152
>>6151It's only pseudo-productive.
No.6156
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.6157
I'm assuming you don't have any strong feelings for my Rule 8 post since you haven't commented on it. I'm not sure myself if it should be somewhat combative or not.
No.6158
>>6157I was thinking about it slowly, short and neutral is best to imply the OTHER party has the problem
No.6159
>>6158"But how?"
No.6160
>>6156I have a confession to make. I have never refreshed my page. Ever.
No.6161
Boys, I'm gonna need you to flip a coin for me. I'll take whatever the first result is.
No.6163
>>6161TAILS.
No.6164
>>6163A Better Tomorrow blurays it is. Heads would have been the not-Frieren