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Salvage edition
Olb
>>35990 309 posts and 99 image replies omitted. Click reply to view. No.37346
>>37329Who made the little dam and why? It could have easily been a separate pool. It's presented like this for some specific reason.
>>37345>The hierarchy has been changed Curious!
Also, I can only remember maybe five but I think it's way more than even that. This is tired but I'll say it again, it stops being "the artist is lazy" and becomes "what's his hang-up"

No.37347
>>37345I wonder what his revenue is like
No.37349
>>37348Those better be adzuki beans!

No.37350
Teddy has always been so unpleasant to look at
No.37351
>>37350What the
smurf is your problem?

No.37352
>r/EPP has a nigga who needs someone to explain what's wrong with Quinton Reviews to himLike I said, so close yet so far away.

Also,
smurfing, if only. All Woodstock videos I've seen are jerking it off or just talking about the fandumb.
>These HORSES
I was curious to see if there was a post about an ebin raid or whatever.
No.37355
>>37354The modern larrycore!
No.37356
>>37352>Dreemur1Checks out
No.37357
>>37354I would unfollow him but I forgot which curator I tried to join and then got hit by the arbitrary limit.
>>37355You shut your whore mouth.
No.37358
>>37341Joyjennies misusing a convenience feature, as usual
It can go back to thread-based eventually
No.37359
>>37356Obligatory Evangelion and Woodstock/TUNDRA EEL parallel and how they're different. I think I've made this exact post before. I'm really getting sick of my own gobbledygook.

No.37360
https://www.ebay.com/itm/800348428261I need to get some cards graded…
I just found one in my stuff and it looks flawless
'struth
No.37361
>>37360Damn, what big bucks. I guess nobody was collecting the rocket expansion
No.37362
>>37360GELDDENKEN!!!!!!

No.37363
>>37361That set come up right when people started to not give a
smurf about pokemon unless they were 100% committed
No.37364
>>37363Now I regret only having Dark Weezing from the theme starter deck
No.37365
>>37364>Dark WeezingBefitting.

No.37366
The existence of "dark academia" implies the existence of "dark stoner" after all.

No.37368
>>37367Imagine being "a discerning viewer" for Earclacks. Nigga,
smurf this goy.

No.37370
>>37369Too scary to mention…

No.37371
>>37361I mean they'll probably find some stupid imperfection under the microscope so it could be worth hundreds rather than thousands of dollars
No.37373
>>37372Just a lil trollin
No.37375
>>37372>>37373It's a longcon. Don't fall for it.

No.37376
note that Musk's site decided it was important to notify me of that post
>>37374 and I clicked because "So I’m genuinely devastated" made me think somebody
smurfing died

No.37377
>>37374You would think Nintendy would be big enough to where this isn't really an issue but it is Metroid and not a Mario or a Zeldor. I don't really know if scalping is small enough of a problem to be solved by sheer scale. Just thinking logistically, I don't know, how much money do the guys have to begin with? How many copies do you think they're getting?

No.37378
>>37376Did you want for someone to die..?
No.37379
>>37374Ravenous for Metroid
No.37381
>>37377it's the usual solipsistic whining
other people wanting the same thing can't possibly exist!
>>37378
No.37382
I want FAST and LOOSE to be a filter for /hsg/ and/or /hot/ (since you want to phase out Homosuck filters here) for "lazy."

No.37383
>>37381I'm just trying to think of a singular example of "Actually, we made too many preorder copies" when people whining about not getting a preorder is the norm.

No.37385
>>37384I didn't expect it to be this easy!

No.37386
>>37383these companies have all sorts of ways they could make it easy for loyal customers to acquire such products but they won't do it because it's not good for the brand
letting normal
HORSES believe it's some Mexican or chink's fault they couldn't get the thingy is great for the brand
No.37387
>>37386>but they won't do it because it's not good for the brand…Why not?

No.37388
>>37385There's no usability concerns to enter into the equation for those boards

No.37389
>>37387perceived scarcity leads to discussion (whining) which leads to more awareness of the product
No.37390
>>37389I suppose but this is a franchise with a dedicated fanbase (though Metroid fans are slightly more discerning than some), I think eeking out more money from guaranteed purchases would be more of a priority, no?

No.37391
I wonder what shark tastes like…

No.37392
>>37390>I think eeking out more money from guaranteed purchases would be more of a priority, no? no
that's a tactic reserved for soundtracks etc
the main line of products needs to maintain the FOMO
the customer needs to MO a few times or the FOMO will dissipate
No.37393
>>37391I've had shark
it tasted like fish

No.37394
>>37393What kind of fish though?
No.37397
>>37394fishy fish
it tasted dry and I think I hated it
No.37399
Last day for cheapass pizz, I shall partake

No.37400
>>37397>>37391Never had it but I always associate shark meat with rich chinese merchants with 4 chins, rings, etc
No.37401
>>37399Oh, wait, I forgot their limited time Mountain Dew.

FOMO, FOMO, FOMO, FOMO.

No.37402
>>37400Where are chin decorations?

No.37403
>>37402This is how you lean into a receding hairline
(slop warning)
No.37404
>>37403The one extra ring on the ring finger is a power move. But you forgot the shark meat.
No.37405
>>37398kill all video game video essay kids
why do they always sound 14
No.37406
>>37405Low teste. (Not that I should be talking.

)
No.37408
>>37407Our time… has passed…
No.37409
I now remember that the George of The Jungle cartoon swapped the names of the two main female characters for seemingly no reason. Very avant garde… Hu¢¢ien, even.

No.37411
I really wonder when the best time was for you to be a hack programmer and still turn a profit with vidya. The 70s, late 80s, early 2000s, CURRENT YEAR? I'm not enough of a gamer to know…

Imagine Merry being the image for this post. If I could post Merry, this definitely would get at least one reply.

No.37413
>>37412I'm wondering, is this the first time they've sold an official ocarina (of time)? Feels like they've been sitting on that cashcow for the longest time.
Cursory look-up.
Uh,
smurf, marry, kill… hug….?
I'm not going to endorse "eat their shit" even though that's been my default fourth option because of Mega64 podcast for quite some time. No.37414
>>37412You do gots-to get every trinket with triangles on it, those don't come around so often
No.37415
Though granted, "eat their shit" does force a moral quandary into the question like the "kill" part does with the original which makes it superior to "hug"…

No.37416
>>37414A Legend of Zelda where Link has a gauntlet with the Triforce in the middle of the palm which he blasts courage lasers out of.

No.37417
>>37413I spent a fortune on the Famitsu Bros one a very long time ago
the market value has gone to shit for some reason
No.37419
>>37418>Nintendo power used to have ads for AMERICAN MADE ones thoughIt feels like a strangely deep rabbithole but I tire of video essays about literally everything.

No.37421
>>37420This feels any kind of Asian but Japanese. Is this how far they've fallen?
No.37422
>>37420Age = Number of years without a girlfriend

No.37423
>>37421Japan is plenty Asian once you've peered past the
Aryan veneer…
No.37425
>>37424Has he become an alt-right grifter or is it all just japes
No.37427
>>37304Think I'll buy Torneko after all. If it's a vibe coded cluster
smurf, all the more instructive
No.37434
>>37433Stop saying the n-word, get a job at Wallgreen's, spend all your free time watching streams, and marry a barely coherent ESL (safe sleazy sex tourism.) It's just that easy,
varlet.
No.37435
>>37434It is strange that the two contemporaries are know who got married did it with equator girls

No.37437
>>37436I thought he was just good at doing voices and then the realization hit me.

No.37438
>>37435Huh?
Also, waiting for Northenlion to get the ped stache.

No.37439
I wonder if it's easier to get people with cartoon voices to just do their voice or to get voice actors with a lot of range to do a voice. For some reason, I feel like the people who sound like cartoons consider themselves to be a high premium.
No.37440
>>37436He's Gottfried-ian, pure kino
No.37441
>>37438Like, school chums who managed to get married did it by importing Caribbean greencarders
No.37442
>>37440Keep his contacts in mind if you ever need a VA for your ugly 32ian mascot gnome.
