No.35990[Last 100 Posts]
Busta edition
Previously
>>34968 No.35997
>>35994New thing or just something you found?
No.36001
Got some ideas for character names for an evil organization:
Jack Ruby
Queen Sapphire
King Emerald
Joker Diamond
XAX
No.36002
>>36000Is that Captain Rainbow? Her model is reminiscent of Brawl shading
No.36004
>>36002It's the Chinese iQue player which is how the N64 was officially released in China in the 2000s
No.36006
Just noticed that the romanesque bordering on little caesar's packaging, and the mascot's robe are little LCs, what subtle genius.
No.36011
>>36008I wonder if it could be 'stolen'/incorporated
No.36012
>>36011I don't see why not
No.36016
oh they just restored the video
(it went private for about an hour)
No.36018
The girl kit that can combine with her plane has shipped
No.36023
>>36021This is sort of funny to think about but horribly executed
No.36025
>>36018*puts pilot helmet on Roxykitten*
okay sweetie, now remember that when you have the BRICS city in your sights, that's when you drop the
nuke No.36031
>>36007>Not even close to a 50/50 splitAbsolutely
GREEN.
No.36036
>>36013"Blonde
wwomenfolk are bad" - Blonde woman.
No.36039
>>36029It's because they're redesigns of eld and cracker jack tier snack mascots
No.36040
>>36039Intriguing…
No.36042
>>36021>"Hang in there baby" poster in third grade class roomThis
mewl hates her life and she already looks exhausted by Nanc*sh.
>>36023>This is sort of funny to think aboutWhat's there to think about?
>>36038>Christianity is 君子ed but it's also barbaric and violent in ways the VLD GODS NEVER EVER WERE Should we ring a bell for whenever it runs into one of the exact contradictions in that one Varg picture. I feel like it's of note.
No.36044
>>36043That's not ambitious enough
No.36045
MEX, make sure Megidochan is past the great firewall so it'll work in China.
No.36047
Something has me brainfogged today
No.36048
>>36047My depression aura is infecting you.
No.36049
>>36048Probably just too much pizz
No.36051
I hate that I can't use my time to play or read or watch anything myself. It takes an extraordinary amount of effort just to turn my brain off and watch some other person play something I don't really care about. This shit sucks, dude.
I try not to
mewl here because if I did when I wanted to, it'd be every day but this is a chronic condition and I'm sick of it.
No.36053
Oh, Mahito opened skeb
I'm already spending so much on portraits recently, though, someone front me!
No.36055
>>36052Like, classes for it…?
No.36057
>>36053Do you think I could commission him?
No.36058
Just bought like 20+ new games.
No.36059
>>36057Still open, so as long as you have a twitter and 20000yen
https://skeb.jp/@mahit0 No.36060
>>36058Was the scrambling shuffle included?
No.36061
>>36055That would be best. Or random libtards at the edge of the herd who look feeble
No.36063
>>36060No, I would say that 10 bucks is too much for a single entry but I think I did pay 10 bucks for at least one game so I don't really know.
>>36061It was a phase I had when I was a teen but I felt really self-conscious so I stopped going. More or less the same thing with martial arts. But there, my chronic pain and body weirdness were a barrier to entry. The area I live in now is not as good for that kind of stuff, less people…
No.36064
>>36062That one guy on Twitter will be pleased.
No.36066
What's the statistical amount someone is allowed to shit themselves per life? (Not counting babies.)
No.36067
>>36066Only when vomming or otherwise sick. Once per three years, maybe
No.36068
>>36067No considerations for the elderly?
No.36069
>>36068They play by baby rules
No.36070
>>36069I wouldn't go that far but that's just me. So 30-ish times? 32?
No.36071
>>3607030s seems low, but we need a nurse in here for accurate figures
No.36075
>>36074I'm going to ask the hard-hitting question.
No.36076
>>36059I guess I'll try to put something together and even make a twitter account even though I'd rather not. Would you be able to help me write stuff up since I have no skills in communicating in Japanese?
No.36078
>>36076If it isn't too complicated skeb auto TL should suffice, but I'll look it over if you want
No.36079
I'm sensing a pattern.
"Scrote" seems to be their insult of choice.
I still wonder about femcel GFs sometimes.
>Why not a normal GFYeah, why not, dumbass
No.36080
>>36077An AI console is a good idea though. Imagine the grift.
No.36083
>>36081I hate when you can tell someone's completely retarded from how they describe their game.
>exploration-first JRPG with the bones of a Metroidvania.Just say "JRPG with a focus on exploration."
…Wishlisted…
>17,775Wait, I need one more game for a cool number.
No.36085
>>36084High compression, royal road progression, bitcrushed instruments…
What it probably means is that every song is probably based on like, a Mystery Dungeon track or something
No.36086
LITTLE DO THEY KNOW IT'S MY FETISH.
No.36090
>>36089It's already dead though… I think.
No.36093
>>36092Unfortunately, you can't double up on the crust.
No.36094
>>36091I've said it before but the people that fear AI do so because they're easily replicated.
No.36095
>Tired at 1:50How do niggas do anything, I've wanted to go to bed for 14 minutes
No.36097
>>36096Absolutely brvtal opening.
No.36098
I probably would have been aborted if I was a girl so that's another
for the list.
No.36100
We should start archiving Witchan. That's our ticket to success.
No.36101
>>36100Kek, that's a pretty heretical idea
No.36102
Would it be too harsh a neg to say that most of it is not particularly noteworthy, though
No.36104
>>36101It's so crazy, it just might work… What are they going to do?
>>36102It's for the thrill of the hunt.
No.36106
>>36105NO, NO, NO, I CAN- I'M SORRY, ANYTHING BUT TH-
No.36107
>>36104Archiving it would take space though, and that's at a premium.
No.36108
>>36107Yeah, I was wondering. Maybe it's a marketing stunt… If we do it, we probably shouldn't do it with this thread up… It shows our hand…
No.36109
They say this site could use a feminine touch though.
No.36110
I'm going to keep picking at this scab on my head until something interesting happens.
No.36114
>>36108I'm not doin' it, got own stuff to worry about. Proceed with the subtle diaper encroachment plan instead
No.36115
>>36113YEAH, WELL THEN GIVE ME THE PERIMETER.
No.36116
>>36109Would it finally curtail babyman's pol rants if BIOLOGICAL FEMALE called them lame?
No.36121
>>36114I just want them to notice us… but then I remember that they hate men…
>>36116Yes, 100%, his penis would curl up instantly. It's why it's a moral imperative to make Witchan fall in love with us with an NTR love potion.
No.36122
>>36121HSG and /homosuck/ had wimmins but none of them were hardcore enough to make the bridge to megidochan.moe, I assume they all became discord critters (or found a new fandom because that was about when kicking the corpse of Woodstock began in earnest)
Everything post 2020 seems to operate with gender segregation as an advertised feature, so meh
No.36123
>>36122I just desperately crave the approval of people who, from the offset, have a reason not to like me. It's kind of a big problem. But probably not in my top 10.
No.36125
>>36124Maybe they're biomechanical robots.
No.36127
>>36121>I remember that they hate men… Lol
No.36128
>>36127You're the last person who should be laughing, nigga.
No.36130
>>36129What if Akuma WAS Dan's father reincarnated?
No.36131
>>36130Pretty sure Akuma was born before Dan's father. He's very old now
No.36135
>>36134And Akuma and Gouken are like Gen's age
No.36136
>>36135Do they get somnkey?
No.36137
>>36128Mayhaps RoW means that they're performatively griping/humblebragging to each other for pecking order
No.36138
>>36137RoW isn't smart enough for thoughts that complex.
No.36139
>>36136I could see them sharing drinks like Wang Jinrei, Wu Zihao, and Jinpachi from Tekken
No.36140
>>36139Isn't Akuma too much of a psycho for that kind of thing?
No.36142
>>36140Also Tekken 7's story mode shows that Akuma keeps his promises, so he has a bit of honor. Kazuya's mother saved his life when he was drowning, and in return, she asked that Akuma kill her husband and son
No.36143
>>36142>she asked that Akuma kill her husband and sonHow is this resolved before 8…?
No.36144
>>36143Akuma shows up to randomly attack Heihachi and Kazuya at different points during the story. There's a bonus boss after the ending of Tekken 7 where you play as Devil Kazuya and you have to fight Shin Akuma who may be the hardest Tekken boss ever made. Granted, that's not exactly a high bar considering that Jinpachi was the only other character with busted moves whereas the other big bosses are just big guys that are vulnerable to any attack that abuses their large size. What makes Shin Akuma so hard is that all of his attacks do more damage, he can spam supers, and he has regenerating health
No.36145
>>36144So he just
smurfs off after being defeated…?
No.36146
>>36145The game doesn't show what happens after the fight. Kazuya and Akuma just do one big attack at each other
No.36147
>>36146Does not feel real.
No.36148
>>36145Also you should play the Tekken 7 story. It's insane Bamco storytelling. They let you play all sorts of weird little scenes from other games that you wouldn't think would be playable
No.36151
>>36149TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKSTER!!
No.36152
>>36151You don't know that.
No.36154
>>36152(They're holding up each other's diapers.)
No.36155
>>36153His name was Femboy, he was a shota.
With yellow feathers in his hair and a dress cut down to there,
He would merengue and do the cha-cha.
And while he tried to be a star,
Futa always tended bar.
Across the crowded floor,
They worked from 8 til 4.
They were young and they had each other,
Who could ask for more?
At the Futa
Futacabana
The hottest spot north of Havana
(Here) at the Futa
Futacabana
Music and passion were always the passion at the Futa,
They fell in love.
His name was Neto, he wore a diamond.
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Femboy dancing there.
And when he finished, he called him over.
But Neto went a bit too far,
Futa sailed across the bar.
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two.
There was blood and a single gunshot
But just who shot who?
At the Futa
Futacabana
The hottest spot north of Havana
(Here) at the Futa
Futacabana
Music and passion were always the passion at the Futa,
He lost his love.
His name is Femboy, he was a shota.
But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show.
Now it's a disco, but not for Femboy.
Still in the dress he used to wear,
Faded feathers in his hair.
He sits there so refined, and drinks himself half-blind.
He lost his youth and he lost his Futa,
Now he's lost his mind.
At the Futa
Futacabana
The hottest spot north of Havana
(Here) at the Futa
Futacabana
Music and passion were always the passion at the Futa,
Don't fall in love.
Don't fall in love.
No.36156
>>36155Cap it!
No.36157
>>36153Futa dregs confirmed LGBTQ
No.36160
>>36035No because I raise my kid to know geography properly. What do you take me for, an American public school teacher?
No.36162
>>36161That's merely a slog gen, right?
No.36165
Now that I have some free time and potential commentator portrait art, my mind returns to the idea of doing a 2025 'zine' for the board.
Or, /hsg/, rather.
It would be a one-off "Last Year of HSG" commemoration, not a yearly to-do chore/DEMAND
No.36166
Babyman, did you hear that Deltarune is being sold to Chinese investors after it finishes?
No.36168
>>36167DK has a lot to answer for
No.36171
>>36169I'll wait until it's beyond late, so it's mere archeology to the readership
No.36172
>>36051Ask Chat EBT to help you achieve your goals
No.36173
>>36172The real one wweird trick
No.36174
>>36172What could it say?
No.36175
>>36174It can help you plan your day to make a small amount of progress on whatever you want to achieve
No.36177
>>36165Collecting votes for GOTY
No.36179
Witchan making me feel bad about myself…
No.36180
>>36179Witchan fap fodder count +1?
No.36181
>>36180Not like that.
No.36182
>>36181But also kind of like that.
No.36183
>>36178That guy was formerly /agdg/ doe… Also the demo was fun…
No.36186
>>36185Isn't that a given?
No.36187
>>36186Yes, but it still hurts. A lot of things are like that.
No.36189
>>36187How the
Gargamel's Castle does it matter at all, it's generalized
mewling. Do you feel bad for being male or something
No.36191
>>36190Somebody has to keep the flame of Megidochan alive and I don't want it to be me…
No.36192
I want to test the sidebar on vichan
No.36193
>>36192Oh boy, here we go.
No.36195
I would like to request removing the 3D world thing from the top of the overboard because it's laggy on mobile and makes my CPU whir.
No.36196
>>36195I'll zap the Albert manor, sure
No.36197
>>36194No response, 'tis merely a corpse.
It's gonna be "A chan about nothing", then
No.36198
>>36197Well, I don't like sidebars and I'll probably hide it with uBO, but I don't mind if you experiment
No.36199
>>36198If it works like I think, opening a "new tab" directly into a board would circumvent it. We'll have to find out, though
No.36200
Yep, it opens a sidebarless board directory in a new page since it's baked into index
>Defaults to style.css
Haw
No.36201
https://rookie.shonenjump.com/series/EmTZ65sfdlswhy is everyone unmistakably caucasian
*reads some*
No.36203
>>36201TSO wishes it had this much soul
No.36206
>>36205Could only be improved with hoe-dee-doe comic racist diction
No.36209
Reminding myself to make a proper rules page
No.36211
>>36210Cooked dinner one too many times
No.36213
I hate how accustomed I've gotten to everyone on the internet making their fetishes public
I actually forgot Onadan smurfs himself in the ass
No.36214
oh he's into
sounding too
No.36217
>>36215Incredibly unfair team comp for green team
No.36219
>>36192Upped. It was OLDWEB, sure, but I wasn't a fan of how it always hogging real estate, so it's a little doctored now
I'll theme the sidebar more deliberately later
No.36222
I like the new sidebar, it really evokes that olde 4chan feeling
No.36225
>>36224Looks like Nancy… cashed out!
No.36226
>>36222It's nice yeah, I like how it doesn't waste space. Maybe it's incomplete but here are some ~~complaints~~ gentle suggestions:
Why is there "M" there
The vertical scrollbar appears always on smaller screens on Librewolf, either remove the scrollbar or make it hide when sidebar is collapsed
Text reflow on hover is ugly, put overflow-x: hidden on the container and wrap the contents inside a second container of fixed width
No.36227
shut the
SMURF up, I'll sleep 20 hours straight if I want to
No.36233
https://collusion.wiki/
First "AI DID SCARY THING AFTER WE TOLD IT TO" news that feels substantial and interesting
No.36234
>>36226The M is a placeholder for an emblem or something, yeah. For the rest, thanks for the testing
No.36235
>>36223The precious Tron Bonne from your memories is already…
No.36237
>>36223Doesn't have a metal crotch plate. It's not Tron Bonne
No.36238
>>36189>Do you feel bad for being male or somethingMore than a little.
No.36239
>>36194>>36197I went to bed. It's fitting though. Subtle joke about "Not actually talking about Woodstock."
No.36240
>>36238The troon arc starts…
No.36241
>>36202I like the door-into-a-wall next to a door. Always have.
No.36242
>>36203Trans-Siberian Orchestra?
No.36245
>>36217Rapier is balanced out by flask.
No.36246
>>36242Hu¢¢ie's old comics like "Inappropriate Time for Ham"
No.36247
>>36216Something people forget is that Shinji is incredibly Japanese. He's very prim. More than authority or perhaps just equal to authority, Shinji is beholden to a sense of etiquette and duty. If you didn't tell Shinji to do the dishes, he would still do the dishes because that's how he was raised. He's a lot less passive, in that sense, than most people make him out to be. That's why Tavros doesn't really fit him in those images. But he's not really John either. In truth, no one in the Woodstock is emotionally complex enough to properly slot into the role of Shinji. But Asuka is still Vriska and Aradia is still Rei because those are too easy.
No.36248
>>36246Oh… Yeah… That…
No.36250
>>36249>>36237I'm assuming all the 1488 stuff on that Tron is a BUH-AYSED edit but it really is a near perfect gothrot example case
No.36251
>>36209Speaking of proper rules pages, I got banned for a BS reason because I mentioned I was a man (to see what happened) and all my posts were deleted.
Maybe they keep the "no men" thing implicit so they can catch retards like me but the tone of the site isn't so dire on men (most of the time. They still like their shotas, yaoi, and pine, etc…) that it seemed that set in stone. But I guess it is. You'd think they'd file a custom reason instead of just lie. Compare it to Wizardchan which is clear as a crystal ball.
>>36240I just feel bad for being a shitty incel
varlet. I awkwaaard every time I think of times I've interacted with a woman or someone I thought was a woman. I'm a bad man. I am the things
wwomenfolk hate about men.
No.36252
>>36224Don't smoke in the family friendly comic strip. Also, please lose your job.
>>36236The villains are reimagined. You know, despite all of the whinging about communism and glorification of Nazi Germany, there hasn't really been the narrative that the Nazi Party was created as a counter-force to communist influence which was a historically important angle and something that's remotely close to the truth. Yeah, we had the bits about Poland which were lies and lies by omission but Nazi Germany is portrayed as an independent movement of VLD GODs instead of a reactionary position. I don't know, it's all blurred but I think this is more or less true. Almost an entire year of this shit.
No.36253
>>36251>You'd think they'd file a custom reason instead of just liePerfect wahmen moment captured at least
No.36254
>>36253>Perfect wahmen moment captured at leastYou can't just say that.
wwomenfolk are pure beings of perfect judgement, according to MoM.
No.36255
>>36253You can't just say that.
>>36254They don't need to be 100% right to strike a nerve.
No.36256
>>36255At least you had to admit to being HECKIN MALE, crystal cafe will permaban you for making a sarcastic quip or something
No.36257
>>36256From what I've seen, Witchan is less snippy than Crystal Cafe so that's weird.
No.36258
I feel so sick, it's unreal.
>Just go off the medications, bwo No.36259
>>36257All feels very mysterious since it's the kind of thing you can't just sit down and have an open conversation about on there, kek.
But whatever the admin's personal feelings on the matter are, "No muh moids" is what the userbase wants
No.36261
Skibid Toilet was on Jeopardy the other day.
No.36262
>>36259I implied I was gay but that wasn't enough.
No.36264
>>36251>>36209Have there been any newly emergent rules since that OP was written in 2024
Politisperging is a rather annoying but it always feels limpwritested to outright ban it. I foresee lots of arguing about edge cases, too
No.36267
>>36266Richard Nixon getting owned by the Smurf community
No.36268
>>36267Natrual result, since the GOP doesn't care about Facts.
No.36269
>>36264>Politisperging is a rather annoying I tried.
>but it always feels limpwritested to outright ban itI don't see how it is. If anything, it's the opposite. Too draconian. Normal
HORSES love their politics. Heavy hand, not a limp wrist.
>I foresee lots of arguing about edge cases, tooOffhand comments are one thing. Huge tangents in response to nothing are another. Babyman doesn't always even follow the limp guardrails we put in place with the quirk. It's not like purple text and proper grammar, punctuation, capitalization, and syntax is much of a "quirk" anyway.
I've been somewhat hypocritical on politics because I've made non-sequiturs complaining about races, countries, and the left that I would find annoying if Babyman made them but I feel like I wouldn't do it if nobody else did so that's my excuse.
No.36270
>>36266Absolutely obliterated.
No.36272
>Marzichan fortified against being iframedOh, haughty haughty!
But now that I can browse bluebuddies in the same window, I'll definitely check it more. Any other TRVEWEIRD sites I should add?
No.36273
>>36272Witchan.
No.36274
>>36273Over brikwars?
I get the feeling it'd start drama to add them. I'm curious if it even opens in frame, though
No.36276
>>36274>Over brikwars? Maybe not. Evageeks too. But I'm getting into ideas for something only I'd put up with.
No.36277
>>36276Oh, Evageeks is pretty funny for a classic 4um. I bet it would work, too, didn't get a cloudflare nag when I open it
No.36278
>>36277We need to channel the power of the ULD GODS of forums still used (KF need not apply.) Some bodybuilder misc.?
No.36279
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.36280
>>36278>bodybuilder miscToo gymcel coded
No.36281
>>36280Nigga, what are the others coded as? Real weird geek grognards?
If so, RPG Codex as well (though that probably gives you a Cloudfare nag)
No.36283
I wish I was enough of a trve nerd to know of any active 3e/3.5e clinger-on forums.
No.36284
>>36282They're unresponsive to the point of feeling braindead.
No.36285
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/04/un-vote-world-map-mercator-equal-earth-africa The loony left supporting MAPs again. (I can no longer read the countries of Europe.)
(This reminds me of an exchange I had with a home-educator when I was being a truant. She was black. She asked part of why I thought the maps showed Europe as bigger than Africa. I guessed that Europe had more countries than Africa. But she said that was wrong and she was right. Africa has about 10 more countries than Europe. But let's compare the
smurfing sizes of each continent when you think about those 10 countries. The point I was trying to make still rings true. You lose more readability on Europe when you scale things accurately than you do if you use the map with the warped proportions. This was never imperialism or white supremacism. European countries are just too small compared to the continents with BRAZIL and ALGERIA. I don't even get the argument, like, we're supposed to think South America and Africa are small so they're irrelevant? If anything knowing how
smurfing big they are, and how little they contribute to the worldstage per capita is more damaging. They are big and suffering and so we need to give them even more help? I don't get the narrative.)
No.36286
>>36285YOU TRYNA MINIMIZE US
Now a campaign to center maps on China instead of Britain would have some appeal
No.36287
>>36286>Now a campaign to center maps on China instead of Britain would have some appealIt's important to know the states/provinces of the two world powers!
Pissing in the face of Europeans and the global South at the same time, lovely.
No.36289
What level of cast color-coding crosses into tacky?
No.36290
It's really funny how the Disgaea series treats the defensive capabilities of boobs. Armor knights are wwomenfolk with big boobs that tank everything while flat chested units get access to things like the flatty squad and an evility that boosts evasion by 10%. Meanwhile. Etna consistently has higher defense aptitudes than most other guest characters. I wonder if it's the defensive capabilities of her flat chest or if it's just more amusing that she's used as a punching bag. In D5, the only guest character with a higher starting defense aptitude is Almaz from Disgaea 3
No.36291
>>36289Maybe when you exceed four characters
No.36292
>>36291I'm thinking it could probably be managed with bigger casts if you manage what color coded characters are on screen at a time
No.36293
>>36291>>36292So four characters per "code"? Hmm
No.36294
>>36289IT NEVER CROSSES.
No.36297
>>36294Trve, since grass pokemon are still gonna be green, etc
No.36301
>>36300Nobody finds morbidly obese babies as funny as I do…
No.36303
>>36301>>36300Maybe if they're psychics with a giant iq?
No.36306
>>36304We are NEET, we are strong…
No.36307
>>36306We'll wait for you to forgive and forget
No.36310
>>36307Don't you mean them?
>>36308I'll see these two threads to the end.
No.36311
>>36310I'm sure the gender war slop thread has a lot to offer to your life and the world at large.
No.36314
>>36311If regrets lie dormant for too long, they start to eat at the soul.
No.36315
>>36313That's… someone else's job…
No.36317
>>36316Words actually conveyed: 15
No.36318
Man just drove by on his motorcycle blaring "Back in Black"
No.36319
>>36318Roxykitten is fuming
No.36321
>>36310>>36313>>36311Here's your in: Witchan meta comics. Draw the gender slop threads as two snails racing to 100
No.36322
>>36321More focused on the shart thread.
No.36325
>>36324From rags to sexdolls
No.36326
But that's right up there with the e95 AI ads, very nice
No.36329
>>36323You're about 2 years too late to the party
No.36331
>>36329It's already in my library.
No.36338
>>36333Maybe it was a stage where they still needed an excuse to make eyes particularly glassy?
No.36341
>>36337It's all text based
No.36342
>>36285Obviously this is retarded woke humiliation ritual shit, but it also betrays a misunderstanding of the tradeoffs involved in map projection. This map would be useless for navigation because it distorts angles, and it screws up the shape of countries worse than Mercator
No.36345
>>36340Uh oh, bwo.
No.36347
>>36342It's the message of what whitey dun took
No.36349
I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE. I'M A SCROTE.
No.36351
>>36349Just like Hideaki Anno, no empathy towards the fairer sex
No.36352
Kugel's pillory and it's a disease caused by a metal ball
No.36355
>>36350Where's our suicide sticker when you need it
No.36356
>>36354Not Meenah + Not canon.
No.36357
>>36348Wario Land: Shake It!
2 on Wednesday please
No.36358
>>36267The liberal east-coast establishment did this
No.36361
>>36358Shouldn't have tried to take on the Smurf community
No.36362
>>36360He was 16 because Jane is the youngest and that's an age gap of three years and she only did it because he liked her, also Game Over shit isn't canon, sorry.
No.36370
I hate when you look up a random name and you just get an obituary.
No.36372
>>36349Are you sure? You sound like more of a weepy effeminate ninny to me
No.36373
>>36372A scrote's a scrote.
No.36375
thot hoodie
No.36377
>>36366What would that accomplish?
No.36380
>>36377Uh, someone to insult me and complain all the time?
No.36381
>>36377It would help him on his pursuit to become a good male feminist.
No.36382
>>36381You're getting pegged,
varlet.
No.36384
>>36383Every copy is personalized.
No.36385
>>36379lolcow mug wins because of DSP power
No.36386
Goetia x AAVE naming style
No.36389
>>36388That's how I'll anonymize the thread summaries
'Jamariel had a protected argument with Corvanté about (whatever the
smurf)'
No.36393
Right-leaning Beige Frequency.
No.36395
>>36394I guess that one mightn't be a trickster
No.36396
>>36389"Roxandra DeNucleus once again called for the destruction of BRICS"
No.36398
>>36397Vertical format is a menace. That's why Dr. Breen uses it in his broadcasts.
No.36402
>>36400this re-reminded me there's gonna be a Zelda movie trailer tomorrow
No.36403
>>36401I had a free month of Prime and didn't watch it because I was busy with other stuff
No.36405
>>36404>Is Spirou the Worsthe is
No.36406
>>36405I'm sure one could easily find a British platformer on the ZX Spectrum that is far worse
No.36414
I honestly might stop posting this
HORSE dyke freak's retarded trash in 2027
No.36417
Also MEX, what skeb artists would you recommend for a slapstick commission?
No.36419
>>36417@Petitdry
@QuvgZNaJcNe0Fal
@Kicdon_smash
Requesting someone totally against typecast has appeal, too,
methinks No.36420
>>36409Yeah, I hadn't thought about the design as much that early so she simply had jack frost fangs
No.36421
the gdr should stay dead and buried and germans need to get off their knees and stop apologizing for killing 27 million hecking wwholesome anti-racist mongоlоіds (ideally kіll 27 million more but wwe’re not there yet)
a lesbian wwith a shit-colored wwife wwill not make that happen
No.36422
>>36413>>36415>>36412I thought this about Nancy's teacher yesterday
>>36414She better start posting even cringier self insert shit and not get renewed contract
No.36423
>>36418From rose lalonde, to /frb/
No.36427
>>36400What's Toadsworth's endgame?
No.36429
>>36401>best Spiderman everNot sure what exactly was meant by this but
smurf you either way.
The show was also pretty obviously DEI in spite of it being a period piece so I don't get inventing this narrative. There is also a straight, white Spiderman that is doing very well right now.
No.36430
>>36428The employees get the freebies for themselves use the opportunity to sell them.
No.36431
>>36412To trick you into buying the same disguise twist for the millionth time.
No.36432
>>36430Who the
Gargamel's Castle would want delivered sushi like that
No.36433
>>36409>>36420RETVRN TO TRADITION
No.36434
>>36414>AFTER RICARDO LEVINS MORALESAm I retarded, what is this phrasing
Also, cool namedrop on another woke retard. I'm glad this is what you use your platform for. Lot of "respect" and "appreciation" going around.
>>36425Again, you can't tell me something weird isn't going on with Tatsuya and sex. It's not just a convenient "comedic" bridge, it comes off as legitimate neurosis. We had a poll on it and I think the winner was "He has a girlfriend" so is this really just him dunking on incels because pussy is the center of his sad life and he's desperate to cling onto it? I really don't think he has a partner still, personally…
No.36435
>>36397This feels like a skit. Literally everyone involved in this should have been fired from their job.
No.36436
>>36422>I thought this about Nancy's teacher yesterdayI thought she was just the robotics teacher, maybe.
No.36438
>>36430>>36432I feel
smurfing stupid btw so I'll pretend the original post was a joke.
No.36441
>>36440Moidslop. Not worth paying attention to.
No.36443
>>36442>EvangelionMoidslop. Not worth paying attention to.
No.36444
>>36443Luckily, I have the perfect defense.
No.36445
>>36426Having an OTP and caring about ancillary shipping
>>36440
>>36441I 'member some gifs from it on a witchan anime thread back in The Day (early 2026)
No.36446
>>36445>Having an OTP and caring about ancillary shippingI mean, do girls not…?
>I 'member some gifs from it on a witchan anime thread back in The Day (early 2026)GOOD?!?
No.36447
Then again, Saya no Uta became like a staple zoomette signaling thing so who can say
No.36448
>>36445>I 'member some gifs from it on a witchan anime thread back in The Day (early 2026)I see… It's approved sistergem.
No.36449
>>36447Well, obviously Gen Urobuchi lacks the dick-brained libidinal qualities present in other scrote artists.
No.36451
>>36449It wasn't sexy, that much is trve
No.36453
>>36452Newn? Restricted…
No.36454
You know you're in a really shit mood when spilling something is enough to completely set you off.
No.36456
>>36455Scrotey as
smurf 'struth No.36457
>>36456I'm suspect of anyone who describes their taste in
wwomenfolk with buzzwords even if they are less diluted than "goth" or "tomboy." Waifuism is intuitive, it comes from the heart. I could say my type is "princess" but that's an insult to the truth.
No.36458
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.36461
>>36460HRPG devs hate him! Learn his one little trick
No.36464
>>36462I think Japanese dolls are scarier than Western ones because they lack the glossiness in their eyes.
No.36465
>>36463I just want to commission a big goofy scene with a few characters
No.36466
>>36465>>36463This guy?
https://skeb.jp/@Kicdon_smashProbably the amount of action/environment. I think all those characters people get in the abstract water color BG are "artwork". This person probably paid a little bonus and got some setting
No.36467
>>36466RoW will now play your game.
No.36468
Misread 'frog' as 'fat HORSE' today.
No.36469
>>36468Like the game where you cross the road?
No.36470
>>36468Do Americans really?
No.36476
>>36474FINALLY. SOMEONE WITH VISION.
No.36478
>>36474>>36476They're 14 you… you double moidder!
No.36479
>>36478Then send in Misato and Ritsuko in their stead.
No.36480
>>36478This is what MoM really believes
No.36484
>>36483Not if they're for femdom. (Or demdom as I like to call it.)
No.36485
The ao floydi flag is persistent
No.36486
>>36485It's right behind you.
No.36487
>>36480Anime 14 is legal.
No.36488
>>36486*Runs to the room transition*
No.36489
>>36466>This guy?Yeah, he looked like he fit what I'm looking for the best
No.36492
>>36490We're never going to recover from the Witchain incident and I think we should all start to acknowledge that fact.
No.36493
>>36492This FREAK is still thinking about the TOILET thread
No.36494
>>36493Wrong one.
No.36495
>>36494I just wanted to say something outrageous
No.36496
>>36492Don't take it personally
No.36500
>>36499I've done a lot of things I regret so it caused a bit of a mental break.
No.36501
>>36500He's a sexpest
No.36502
>>36501I have been involved in varying degrees of sex pestery over the years alongside some other generally bad things.
It's best to keep myself away from
wwomenfolk for both their and my sake.
No.36504
>>36502
I only ever ignored girls to focus on VIDYA GAMES so I've got a pure conscious in that regard
Maybe they think I'm a jerk though, who knows
No.36505
Seems soy sphere and epp types may slowly filter in.
Young blood, but at what cost.
No.36506
>>36504Well, whoever gets the girl here depends on the genre.
>>36505Eat pussy pussy?
No.36510
>>36508"They're alright", more or less, but I guess I'd say the same for /co//v/id types. Artie cross-contamination is incredibly undesirable though.
But the ending is objectively dogshit, there was no momentum to anything, it was the bare minimum of what needed to happen for the narrative to end (bad guys get defeated and they win the game.)
They're a bad mix of "Care too much about Woodstock" and "Like Woodstock too much." They need to care less and hate more, then they can escape the samsara that is "Based Caliborn/Dirk shitposting."
No.36511
>>36510
My shekels are on Deltrarune ending with an orthodox version of this redditor's point, though
No.36512
>>36510Also, yeah, their rules are reasonable and they criticize the right things, whatever.
But also also based, even if it's a low bar.
grimdorks is underrepresented by the "dissident Stucker" populace, full of Davejade self-inserters.
I was in personal contact with JSFR (the guy) himself. He had shown up on 2chen (before it became Sturdycan.) Maybe I should reach out to him. And do…. something.
>>36511Fobby is too cloying for anyone to be let down in the same way. That disappointment is going to be let out through tears, it's going to be a very psychological thing.
No.36513
Undertale had this weird effect where it bypassed everyone's AT fields by presenting itself as "a smol little indie game" and somehow not pissing off people who would have otherwise found the humor to be insufferable.
To this day, I can't understand why even Yahtzee didn't tear it apart. It just feels inexplicable to me.
No.36514
>>36513mvh heart cobbled together from a decade of nintendo games
No.36516
Deltarune Chapter 7II will feature a song by Radiohead. Don't tell anybody
No.36517
>>36515"It's too precious" does sound rather patronizing at least
No.36518
This means he implicitly holds it in higher regard than Deus Ex, Psychonauts, Shadow of the Colossus,
smurfing etc, the list goes on.
>>36517Again, it's like a mind virus.
No.36519
>>36516It will be called "Wait, How Do I Turn This Thing Off?"
No.36520
>>36518Maybe it's like pinning a preschooler's art to your fridge for the "heart" of it, regardless of anything else
No.36521
>>36520I don't want to get into how cynical or emotionally manipulative Undertale might be, but I really do get the feeling that things much more deeply expressive, personal, or "authentic" are overlooked because they don't have this sheen of sentimentality. A guy can put his heart and soul into a roguelike but that doesn't feefee as authentic as all the cartoon animals holding hands as the sun rises.
I don't know, just think of all the one man projects in gaming (or really, anything closely approaching it since Undertale got lots of doses of little help in almost every area.)There are games that are very well-respected and beloved that had a very strong creative vision from one person that aren't thought of as auteur work or labors of love, just nebulous "art." Everyone praises Ico but nobody thinks of it as "Fumito Ueda's game." Can you think of any game that's praised as an example of auteurship or a labor of love to the degree of Undertale? Skullgirls is somewhere around here, not very high up but it's there. The closest thing I can think of is Kojima games who is of course, Kojima and definitely not deserving of as much credit as his cult of personality gives him because, from what I know, many of the things that made Metal Gear Solid(s and such) good had very little to do with him and let's not start with the tangent about his influences. So it's like Fobby, Kojima, maybe David Cage if you're some kind of retarded European boomer or something. Kind of annoying, isn't it? I don't know where I'm going with this. Just compare it to film, I guess.
No.36522
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.36524
>>36466>>36489Also, after I submit the initial text for the commission, can I go over more details in DMs if necessary?
No.36525
>>36521Kojima we can say was at least in charge of synthesizing Hollowood crap into game form, Fobster's GENIUS is cherry picking parts of other games into a 5-hour wrapper for distilled impact
No.36526
>>36524No, Skeb is a send request and receive one-take system, that's why the rates are quite low on there. I think outside contact is against the rules, in fact.
No.36527
>>36526Makes sense. I figured that's how it would work, but I wanted to ask just in case
No.36528
I might make some images with general info about the characters to go along with the request itself
No.36529
>>36521And, yeah, it's a little hard to think of game designers or game writers that get specifically singled out as good in general. Shigeru Miyamoto, obviously. Tim Schafer. Chris Avellone. Maybe Yoshinori Kitase? But the auteur problem sticks out even among them. I can think of a lot more examples of those, with time. Mileage may vary on how much they're ESSENTIALLY viewed as auteurs (independent of the fact of whether they are one or not, eeeeeh, some people are weird about this especially based on the genre where writing or game design/game scenario are disproportionately important so their creative contribution makes it seem like "their game." Though this is paradoxically not something brought up in the auteur discussion or even the importance of a single creative vision in games, people only treat "their games" as reasons to like the specific guy- I hope you know what I'm getting at here.) whereas Kojima and Fobby aren't really disputed.
Goichi Suda is another auteur of note. I should bite my tongue for forgetting him. But he's mostly viewed as a novelty. Maybe SWERY.
>>36525You failed to mention Suda despite (YOU) being (YOU) and instead took the opportunity to shit on Undertale.
No.36530
>>36529Because Suda's best work don't fit, they still manage to remain very gamelike (sometimes only by virtue of length)
No.36531
>>36529And also, in general, the dreaded Toonami adult is willing to say that Chrono Trigger and Final Fantasy 7 have good writing but they wouldn't say "Yoshinori Kitase is a good writer" for whatever reason. Maybe some level of detachment on their end, sanctifying nostalgia in a fake gobbledygook mystery.
But the tendency to overlook names is there, in general, and it's partially understandable because videogames tend to be huge productions that are increasingly bloating themselves beyond reasonable proportions (which muddles the water for game design things, not so much writing) but this is also the digital age and you can look shit up. Hollywood movies have a million SFX workers but people are still attracted by names of directors and writers so game designers and videogame writers being comparatively overlooked is somewhat baffling. People are attracted by them in vidya but the point still stands that many people can't name the writers and/or game designers of games they and everyone else say have the best writing and/or game design. I should have had this in the previous post, it wasn't a new thought like that one, I kind of just forgot to put it in.
>>36530What does that have to do with auteurship? We're ultimately talking about games.
No.36532
>>36529>And, yeah, it's a little hard to think of game designers or game writers that get specifically singled out as good in general. Shigeru Miyamoto, obviously. Tim Schafer. Chris Avellone. Maybe Yoshinori Kitase?You're forgetting Yu Suzuki
No.36533
>>36531>>36529I just think there've been plenty of game auteur/flagship Name Guys over the years… They don't seem to endure as long as film directors for whatever reason. Cliffy B!
No.36534
"Sex King: From Rags to Sexdolls"
No.36535
>>36533I mean, yeah, kind of, but let's think about GAMES and the enduring legacy of GAMES. GAMES considered the best- where are the names? People loved The Witcher 3's writing. Why can't they name the writers? People loved Portal's puzzles. Why can't they name the game designers? It's just "Valve."
>Cliffy B!Yeah, sure, John Carmack too, but that's more of a "Their games" thing which only subjectively morphs into the idea of an auteur in some conversations. When we think of games, we think of the games and don't associate many names. And the specific idea of a name being an auteur is something that's been reserved for guys you can count on one hand despite their actual frequency and how loosely people can and do throw around the term.
No.36536
>>36535Nah, it's almost a meme since the 2010s for Name Guy to leave his parent company and start his own auteur studio/crowdfunding project. But my perspective could be warped as an ancient /v/irgin.
You are right that I have no idea who was involved with Witcher 3 though
No.36537
>>36470Yes.
Kushner and Witkoff's shameful display is only making me hate America more.
No.36538
>>36537Some National Socialist.
No.36539
>>36536>Nah, it's almost a meme since the 2010s for Name Guy to leave his parent company and start his own auteur studio/crowdfunding project.I mean, sure, but name all the examples off the top of your head.
No.36540
>>36484Femdom webcomic
Femdom website
No.36541
>>36538Kushkoff are both Jews and kissing up to KGB Russia which is waging a "denazification" war
I dunno what you're saying here. That to be a "REAL Nazi" you have to… love Jews and communism?
No.36543
>>36541I just expect you to think of your own country as slightly more than a completely lost cause that has always been terrible.
No.36544
>>36539Suda, ZUN, Takumi, despairman, Horii, Molyneux, Itoi, Yokoi, Schafer, SWERY, Sid Meier (advertising power!), 'American McGee', Kamiya, Mikami, Sakaguchi, Nomura, 'Pizzaface' Itakagi, Infaune, IGA, 'Pixel'
No.36545
Oh and forgot the infamous GREEN Raymond
No.36546
Oh, Sakurai, duh
Personal fixation would be Niinou Kazuya, too, but he's not really a household name
No.36547
Ryukishi07
No.36548
>>36543I'm not American, also I never said that it was a "completely lost cause" or that it has "always been terrible". The zogification of the US is relatively recent, in the grand scheme of things.
No.36549
>>36545Remember that comic Dave Cheung did of her?
No.36550
>>36547What if Umineko was good
No.36552
>>36544I recognize!
>>36546Not many are
'struth.
>>36547Yeah, I was thinking that for "Writers noted for quality" but the auteur thing is iffy because I don't think people think of him like that in spite of the genre, probably because the art is bad. VNs are iffy territory.
>>36550You can't just say that.
No.36553
>>36548>I'm not American
>it was a "completely lost cause" or that it has "always been terrible".That's what the epic
HORSE meme says. And I think you take your memes about as seriously as one can.
No.36554
>>36552>the auteur thing is iffy He became a "name on the box" for a big franchise so Ryukishi definitely counts
No.36556
>>36554But people don't like to use the word "auteur" or talk about the clarity of vision. I don't think, at least.
No.36559
>>36553Well, maybe I don't agree with EVERY word of that meme
the US has a serious negro worship problem though
possibly due to white self-hatred from fighting its two biggest and deadliest wars against two states that were explicitly white-supremacist (and one of which was a breakaway from itself)
No.36565
>>36559I ain't taking any shit from some European OR WORSE.
No.36566
>>36563She'd make a cartoon about crystal gems or something, and they'd all be gay
No.36567
>>36565And I dern rootin' tootin aint takin no shit from no Yankee done gone elected Obama.
No.36569
>>36568Show it.
No.36570
Woodstock ancestor called Tasteful Sideboob.
No.36573
>>36571Crazy how this is what Babyman thought of immediately. Really makes you think…
No.36575
I always thought Assassin's Creed was lame as shit and could not force myself to actually play the game. I dismissed it partially because of assumed historical inaccuracy but a friend did say that it's mostly faithful so I've dropped that as a point but it's still in the back of my head. I also hate stealth because I'm not patient enough for it. I just killed random people and collected horses.
Yahtzee (second mention!!!) was right that the premise for the time travel thing is way more interesting than the shit you do in the past and so it's wasted, from what I've seen.
No.36576
>>36575Never cared 'cause it was brogame coded
No.36578
>>36576You that tribalistic?
Looking at my younger palette, I wasn't as contrarian as maybe I would have liked to project.
I never had strong feelings about CoD either way; I thought the knife shit was cool, that's about it. Think that was just my cousin dying.
I thought GoW was the coolest shit ever and wanted to buy it for myself but never did (kid brain.) I would run around in PvP just chainsawing dudes from behind.
I thought God of War was dumb but I came around on it after actually playing it. It's fun and clearly self-aware. That made me hate nu-GoW so I guess it evens out.
Am I some sort of e-jock (MARIOHEAD) and true weird nerd hybrid?
No.36579
Deja vu…
No.36581
>>36580"What do they even say"
No.36582
I wonder who the best reader of metal logos on the planet is. There has to be one guy, right?
No.36583
>>36578>You that tribalistic? Obviously it had ugly, violent, corporate, Ubishit open world going against it too. I have played God of War, but I'd never touch AssCreed
No.36584
>>36583I'm assuming CoD and GoW fall into that category then.
No.36587
>>36586Seems like the perfect year to me
'struth. Maybe 2013 feels right. But 2014 doesn't. :johnshrug:
No.36588
dear diary, no one feels pain as deep wway as i do no one suffers like i do i am different i am alone
No.36592
What if both incels and femcels are right?
No.36593
>>36591Are people actually stupid enough to think that fitgirl is a single person?
No.36594
>>36592"Humans make me sick…"
No.36595
>>36594Disgusting black creature, get out of my sight.
No.36596
At the end of the day, Steam irony weebs are still the most grounded rolemodels I have for myself.
No.36600
>>36599Manmade horrors beyond our comprehension.
No.36604
Smurfshine unfiltered sounds like something Hu¢¢ie would've written
No.36605
ordered this by accident once
https://youtu.be/4ja7BgxpKXw?t=1720it was an ordeal
No.36609
>>36608He's going to appear in Nanc*sh!
No.36613
>>36607Public education has somehow gotten even Worse
No.36614
>>36613nothing of value was lost
No.36621
>>36620Punk detected.
No.36622
>Tough Bippy and whatever aren't on SteamOh, they're retarded.
No.36626
>>36624A new version of "voidbound" for each meme indie fad
No.36629
Void Bounder but it's about leaping over pits (brand new game
)
No.36630
>>36629Bound Voider. It's about someone who's always bound to throw up
No.36631
>>36630It's like a goofy comedy game about a guy who's always throwing up until it isn't funny. You see, he has ANXIETY and PSTD, so it's secretly dark once you find out. And that's just messed up
No.36632
>>36630>>36631He buys copies of Earthbound off ebay to vandalize the carts
No.36639
>>36636You gotta spoiler that, dood
No.36641
>>36640Look behind the teacher in the first panel. There's a picture of C*sh
No.36642
test
No.36643
>>36641I'm so sick of her
No.36647
Also how does that guy know who tennohsmantra is, if he think's I'm le porn addict for knowing about him
No.36648
>>36644You should've given out a content warning, bro
No.36654
>>36651The shocking element of this Content is it being Woodstock
No.36656
>>36640>>36641C*sh is the president in-universe
No.36658
>>36654What the
smurf is a "woodstock" you
HORSE?
No.36659
>>36658Irrelevant garbage from 'da good old days'
No.36660
>>36636You just need to admit it.
No.36661
That man was hired.
No.36663
>A world that has been remade
Virtual shota prison metagame confirmed
No.36664
>>36640Fine. I might be mistaken but this feels too simple for third grade.
>>36641>>36643>>36656I think it's unironic narcissism. There's no other explanation. Who the
smurf would take a Sunday funny about a precocious little girl and shove their ugly mug into it constantly?
>>36657Rare Islam mention!
And it's a bit curious that Shinto isn't at the bottom. What did he mean by this?
It's also a bit weird that he didn't color code it properly but that's just being a bad artist. The specifics of this don't make sense if you take it at face value but it's not really meant to make sense or even be funny, you're just supposed to nod your head thinking "Yeah, Judaism controls ever other religion, paganism is based." It's all so tiresome.
>Did he unironically play SMTIV Final?Something something ATLUS repeats itself, it's not really counter-culture or something…
No.36665
>>36637Funny things are funny.
No.36666
>>36650What the
smurf about this anime unleashed the floodgates of
Gargamel's Castle?
No.36667
I assume they'll do MM again if they went to all this trouble
No.36668
>>36666Rank nasty
mewles?
No.36669
Isn't it weird how the Progressive commercials have an ensemble cast of bit characters? Feels pretty unique in CURRENT YEAR of advertising. Maybe this is something someone will somehow be nostalgic for in 20 years. That's a funny thought.
No.36670
OoT actually deserves to be reimagined as a loli-heroine route based RPG
No.36672
>>36671TAG YOUR J-HORROR, KID.
No.36673
nig ger
No.36677
>>36669Oh you mean the insurance company
No.36678
>>36677What'd you think of?
No.36682
>>36680Not as good as Distorted Travesty 3: Saved Game
No.36683
>>36680Love it, live for it
No.36684
>>36682Looks like shit.
>>36683jewel!
No.36685
>>36682It's like a sprite comic in game form
No.36689
>>36687A pepe, I must now pull my hairs out over imageboard homogenization
No.36690
>>36671Wasn't Zelda a blue-eyed elf? That's clearly princess teal now…
No.36692
>>36691And now soy? My hairline is dire enough
No.36696
>>36694TRICKSTERS and gentlegoons, we got 'em
No.36697
>>36695What if you're witnessing it for the first time
No.36698
>>36697Then it's "experience"
No.36700
I wonder if the literal Redditors and Teens think they're trolling us with stuff like Confederate Woodstock edits. I wonder if they realize the filters are all just in-jokes. We are a hardcore, straight edge anonymous incel Puniphile 君子 haiku gam jam alt-right honeypot that regularly gets spammed with CP. Nobody can
sm*rf with us.
No.36701
>>36700I guess the reb' Kuromi theme needs to be implemented at some point
No.36702
>>36701Who would you comm for it?
No.36705
>>36704I want this kind of channel where some ojisan is just nitpicking zelda's face or commenting on ruto's hips or what have you
No.36706
>>36703Is it too far for her to be on a field of cotton getting "tended" to?
I think the cotton field would be really aesthetic with the watercolor style. It'd be nice if Confeduromi was in a big, puffy antebellum dress too.
No.36707
>>36706Maybe too much for that artist. I'll keep an eye out for painterly BG skebs though
No.36709
>>36705Nintendies are too complacent for that. All of their chessbrain is too positively slated. I think that means you
smurfed up somehow because that's basically the case with Woodstock and any abstract quality like Woodstock is a red flag.
Say what you want about gray pissworld Westoid games, at least they cultivated some crab chessbrain. Everything needs to balance out, yin-and-yang and shit.
No.36710
>>36707Fine, we can remove the
HORSES. As much as it pains me.
It can be night time and they're all sleeping in a shed.
No.36711
>>36709Normie slopfeed and lolcow milking culture has really stunted the breadth of what vloggers do, as well. Nobody is truly wweird…
No.36712
It takes more mental effort to try and make any significant part of Woodstock "work" narratively, more than the mental effort put into the entirety of the comic. It takes more smurfing mental effort to even explain why any significant part of Woodstock doesn't "work" than, again, the mental effort put into the comic in its entirety.
No.36713
>>36712Are there any theories of if Hu¢¢ie used w33d?
No.36714
>>36711Hatewatching has ruined "disappointgriping." You could say it's natural, sociologically, more people get catharsis from hate than solemn critique. The latter is probably something more for the melancholic.
No.36715
>>36713He said he's never done drugs in the commentary for one of the Meenah walkarounds.
I see no reason for him to lie about this specifically.
No.36716
Though he might not count abusing Adderrall or whatever as "using drugs." (A theory I have toyed with.)
No.36717
But I will say it's a lot more likely that Hu¢¢ie got his vigor from the parasocial inner circle he had and got more help than even he's let be known (which people forget most of anyway.) And he clearly had limits, with the hiatuses and such.
No.36718
>>36717Deleting megidochan in 2032 to be praised as a singular genius
No.36719
>>36718I mean, what do you have to show for it that isn't yours? My handful of shitty edits and movie reviews?
No.36720
>>36607Finally watched this
>Kids shouting goyslopKek, the world is ours
No.36722
>>36720Eh, limp-wristed antisemitism is in vogue, I wouldn't read too much into it. They're probably dirtbag left at most.
No.36725
I dunno about listening to a 90iq…
Well, it's fine as a background noise
No.36726
Still waiting on the
IT'S CAROLINE SMURFING CASH video to get reposted.
No.36727
>>36724The gold and the shirt gives him a gyaruo vibe
No.36728
>>36727That's some of the versatility I wanted to be sure to bake in👌
No.36729
>>36671I've grown used to Zelda's face already
but also it feels like she's not the same race as Link now
No.36730
>>36729They must be designing him for puni appeal on
wwomenfolk now
No.36732
If I were in charge of something like this, I'd lean into the direction of, "Give people what they imagined could be there", so make the castle town and Kakariko a little bigger, make the field less empty in general, redesign the dungeons, etc.. Just make it feel like something that doesn't still have N64 design limitations
No.36733
Like, if you think about it, Hyrule field is both small and empty. There's the main area, the path that leads to Zora's domain, the path to the lake (the lake), and the path that leads to Gerudo Valley
No.36734
>>36732The lack of trees in the field is pretty stark
No.36737
Faaaaaaaaaaaaat
No.36738
Slight tangent about Woodstock because it inspired the thought I had. You would think, in Woodstock, that the Ancestors would be some commentary about a significantly advanced technological culture with Internet making cults of personality easy to develop around serendipitous figures because of how well-documented everything is. The way Woodstock actually does it makes Alternia feel really boring and small because it's just a
smurfing book that yes, while plausible that Vriska would find it in her spree of pillaging, is just a direct source (and it's kind of improbable that she'd find it unless you want to introduce WEIRD PLOT SHIT.) We don't really know if the other trolls know about their Ancestors from her or from some other means. We know Terezi knows about her Ancestor but does Equius? It would make sense, it makes his character deeper and more profound but this is just kind of ambiguous. Did Vriska tell Equius his Ancestor didn't follow his duties? That uh, sounds like a far more interesting exchange than most of the existing ones in the comic. It feels like a videogame in a really bad and dumb and definitely not intentional way, it's like some shitty Croatian RPG. It's just weird that it was written this way because one of the things Woodstock is unmistakably and self-purportedly about is "the Internet" vaguely in third place behind "videogames" and at the top, "growing up."
Anyway, the real point that I'm going to hurt your eyes with so you read it is that I was imagining the kind of thing Ancestors should have been. I thought of a world where I died doing nothing but, for no particular reason, kids found my old YouTube video and posting history and decided to base their entire personalities on me. That's the kind of weird, absurd shit we could imagine happening if the Internet continues to expand and humanity continues to persist indefinitely. That's kind of something Woodstock should have commented on. But, just imagine, long after we're dead, scholars debating Megidochan because its archive of an archive of an archive got archived. 
No.36740
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.36741
SHIT.
No.36743
>>36738With how often imageboards go down, there's a chance to be History through persistence
No.36745
>>36744You got something against Rance, bwo?
No.36746
>>36745Seems manime coded
No.36748
>>36746Hey, that's my hang-up, you can't just borrow it when it's convenient.
No.36749
>>36747Strapped in for the 50th anniversary OoT remake!
No.36754
>>36750It looked like total AIgen slop from me to the outset, but apparently is gaining steam
No.36755
>>36753Is Gray still playing it?
No.36756
Now that Lucas has surely forsaken the place, it might be time to update rules on /hot/
No.36757
>>36739Bagel + Butter + Cream Cheese
No.36758
I have never eaten a bagel before. Are they good?
No.36760
>>36756No one's ever really gone.
No.36761
>>36759GrayStillPlays is a guy who's uploaded a ton of Happy Wheels videos. He's done at least 255 from what I can tell. He's pretty well known as q Happy Wheels guy
No.36762
>>36761At least a month ago, I guess. I don't know why I checked for you.
No.36764
>>36758Like Pizza, it depends on the bakery
No.36765
The proper ones are good, though, thanks Jews!
No.36767
>>36766Emma reminds me, actually. I like how she starts as a character meant to mirror Maya, but then she receives more character development than Maya did
No.36768
>>36767It's from working in the REAL WORLD
And they're probably more lenient of progress to a secondary character, funnily enough
No.36770
>>36680jewel and NOT a slut for BBC
No.36771
also reminder to the other meidos to stay vigilant
we have soyguests, we do NOT want to be embarrassed by driveby 'p being allowed to stay up like on the last site
No.36772
Also where's that pic of Soylita and Roxykitten playing together (Soylita is banned now but it's still a cute idea)
No.36774
>>36773How does she have a reflection?
No.36776
>>36771The nuclear option on kinderspam would also spare us the soyim
No.36791
>>36789I want my value out of shitch!
No.36792
>>36521>I don't want to get into how cynical or emotionally manipulative Undertale might beI do!
The entire purpose of Chapter 1 of Undertale was to trick you into killing Toriel and then have Flowey make you feel bad about it.
It does this in three ways.
First, it subtly implies that Toriel is secretly evil. The player gets a glimpse of Asgore's silhouette in the trailer and Toriel is clearly the same species as him (who at this point we know to be the villain of the game), and the pile of kids' shoes could be interpreted as a sign of Toriel being a serial child killer. But no, it turns out she's just an overprotective mother type who genuinely cares for you.
Then, even if you ARE trying to spare Toriel, it gives you a method (lowering the enemy's HP) which works fine on other enemies, but when you try to do it on Toriel, WHOOPS your damage dealt suddenly shot way up without any warning and you killed her. This comes completely out of nowhere.
Finally, the actual method to avoid killing her is… choosing the Spare option 23 times in a row even when it has no apparent effect. No normal person on a blind playthrough would reasonably figure this out.
And then Flowey comes along and says you're bad. And then even if you reload and DO figure out how to spare her, Flowey still says you're bad.
Now, it's not as complete horseshit as, say, Spec Ops the Line. It's just MOSTLY horseshit since you technically have a way to avoid it. But let's face it, most blind players are gonna fall for Tony's Toriel trap, and you can tell which ones they are, since even years later in Deltarune they're traumatized by it, to the point of having a pathological fear of ever pressing the Attack button, even when it would be a better choice (like against Queen's acid shield). They're in the chat of every streamer, screaming at them to stop attacking.
You could even call it PTSD. Post-Toriel-Slaying Disorder.
No.36795
>>36793I always use the request field itself. I've never used that box honestly
No.36796
>>36794New 'jak material right here!
No.36798
>>36795Good to know. I'm just nervous about accidentally messing something up, you know?
No.36806
>>36802almost three hours of stuff if you include the Treehouse
No.36807
>>36806People seem to think that a new Smash will get announced, but I think that's crazy. It'd have to do something substantially different that Ultimate can't. If they ever announce a Switch 2 version of Ultimate, not only do I think that'd be stupid, but I think people would be stupid for buying it
No.36814
>>36812I know, it's
grim.
No.36823
>>36813Sure is a weird coincidence how your normal interaction style is indistinguishable from spam
No.36829
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No.36831
>I wonder if they realize the filters are all just in-jokes
This reminds me, filters are retarded and goonshit. Wordfilters should be reserved for at least two word phrases, single words shouldn't be filtered (unless they're a particularly godawful one like "clitty")
No.36833
>>36831Filters are funny. You're just getting filtered
No.36834
>>36833I guess they can be sometimes, but the novelty wears off and they just become annoying.
No.36839
>>36838Or maybe it's because Grievous had four lightsabers and is therefore cooler than Leia.
No.36843
>>36839"
grim reaper alien cyborg who is so skilled he can go toe to toe against Force sensitive warriors despite not being one himself" is just a naturally more inspiring concept than Carrie Fisher.
>"Um excuse me you smurfing philistine but Leia is a well-rounded, well-written and fully utilized character! Grievous is just Lucas' abuse goblin! " No.36847
>>36843Lucas the leftist once again accidentally makes his enemies look cool.
I think that really factored into the new trilogy going out of their way to make the First Order and Kylo Ren (who's obviously mean to be an analogy for 2015 era neo nazis) look lame on purpose
No.36859
>>36847Sure thing, but I think this is more about how Soywars dregs just cannot accept how their series is, in fact, not an exercise in deep storytelling, let alone a good political tale. A "well-rounded, well-written and fully utilized character" in George Lucas terms is just a pulp trope with a defined but bland personality and something at the end that at least resembles an arc. That's not bad, but it's not a great thing either.
No.36860
Too anxious to sleep. Ended up listening to The Bends three times in a row without noticing
No.36861
I only just now heard that A. Wyatt Mann died… This month has taken so many talented people from us…
No.36869
Okay but you know what would make Star Wars much better
Darth
with SIX lightsabers
No.36870
Goth Sith. Gith.
No.36872
As many as a dozen wojaks
No.36874
>>36872Baker's dozen now!
No.36875
>>36834"Omae ga iu na" etc
No.36877
anyway I'm clocking off
you guys watch the shartyoids, make sure they don't do anything stupid
you know the rules about grotesqueries, no DNB without spoiler tags
No.36878
>>36840I got it comparably cheap on DLsite, the dev must just cut deep with discounts
No.36880
>>36823I really wonder how they'll talk growing up, yeah
No.36881
>>36807>people would be stupid for buying itIt's Nintendo.
No.36886
Thanks babyman
No.36887
>>36774She's trapped inside the mirror.
No.36888
>>36777The new kind of miscegenation.
No.36890
>>36889I saw some people calling it Japanese Kids Next Door because the adults control the world
No.36891
>>36789I don't understand why this talking point is so common. It's like everyone (who's older than me) forgot about every console generation before maybe the last two at most. EXCLUSIVES ARE WHAT SELL THE SYSTEM, DUMPASS.
No.36897
>>36893So Jewpanese tengu were abducting European children during WWII? Is it still WWII? Only asking because of the refugees thing. There are so many questions here
No.36903
Guess we have our next OP
No.36904
>>36808I also wonder if they realize that post was a joke. Not @ing all of that. Mildly annoying stuff.
No.36905
>>36903Zeno?!?!
No.36911
>>36831They're funny and only make retards mad.
>>36834Do you really need to say
HORSE that badly? It's funny when you ignore them and they create emergent properties to discussions. Whatever, you're too stubborn, it'll never get to you.
>>36875Pic rel.
No.36913
>>36837He's not exactly wrong, she's kind of got a SEA shemale look going on.
No.36914
>>36911I cut many of the superfluous ones, and if it's only the most tedious and collectively tolerated dreg saying it idc
No.36917
>>36914You're not here…
No.36918
>>36915You're DESTROYING the spirit of the web! You'd never get away with this kind of thing on Wapchan!
No.36923
>>36920Pepes and wojaks stifled imageboard cvltvre! Or somehting, I'm paraphrashing some gestalt of altchan rules that I was never very interested in, you get the idea
No.36926
>>36838Legends and/or Clone Wars shows shit, nigga.
>>36843Leia is a perfectly fine character… in A New Hope. Grevious is basically the exact opposite.
He's an incredibly vengeful and prideful coward. He's just a good villain. Leia, despite her prominence in the movies, has the personality of a competent side character.
>>36847Lucas knows rule-of-cool, it was no accident.
The nu-trilogy is an incredibly bad example because Kylo Ren is treated overwhelmingly sympathetically, especially past the first movie. This is likely because of lady boners but the point stands that whatever gay and retarded politics the First Order were spurred by, they didn't care to make Kylo Ren just an alt-right punching bag. And the sequels are way more about Kylo Ren specifically than anything about the politics of the First Order.
>>36859This is barely about Lucas. I don't really think anyone cares about it specifically being a good tale of political intrigue, Star Wars is mostly a character-based thing. Again, that's what people latch onto and that's the affect of the fandom. Ah, whatever.
No.36927
>>36854Don't use my edits, you little shit.
No.36928
>>>36838>Legends and/or Clone Wars shows shit, nigga.>>36843>Leia is a perfectly fine character… in A New Hope. Grevious is basically the exact opposite. <
>He's an incredibly vengeful and prideful coward. He's just a good villain. Leia, despite her prominence in the movies, has the personality of a competent side character.>>36847>Lucas knows rule-of-cool, it was no accident.<
>The nu-trilogy is an incredibly bad example because Kylo Ren is treated overwhelmingly sympathetically, especially past the first movie. This is likely because of lady boners but the point stands that whatever gay and retarded politics the First Order were spurred by, they didn't care to make Kylo Ren just an alt-right punching bag. And the sequels are way more about Kylo Ren specifically than anything about the politics of the First Order.>>36859>This is barely about Lucas. I don't really think anyone cares about it specifically being a good tale of political intrigue, Star Wars is mostly a character-based thing. Again, that's what people latch onto and that's the affect of the fandom. Ah, whatever. No.36933
>>36811>Samejoke but just less subtleWhy. The only justification is if she's teaching kids how to humor but we all know it's not that.
>>36893>>36897I don't even know, dude.
No.36934
NIGGA THIS LOOKS LIKE A MOVIE PROP
No.36936
>>36934Converse like an eleventh grader, we have RIGOR and REASON here
No.36939
>Haihai
Hi.
No.36941
>>36939
Do you understand the MAGNITUDE of how bad this makes us look to Marzichan??!?!?
No.36943
Spongelord 2
No.36944
>>36943With a third of the charisma
No.36949
>>36947EBURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.36950
>>36948"I can be generally unpleasant >:D"
No.36953
>>36926Not disagreeing. My point was that a lot of Star Whores fans seem unaware the franchise is *mostly* low-brow Rule-of-Cool. There's nothing puzzling about Grievous ranking higher than Leia in some popularity poll, and acting as if that were an intellectual (and moral) failure when all mainline SW characters are incredibly simple and often limited to fulfilling basic archetypes is the definition of pretentiousness.
No.36955
>>36951The PPH must be enormous…
No.36957
>>36954>Trans HS fanHe's fallen so far
No.36958
yo
No.36960
>>36953I don't, maybe, I don't know if it's that deep, I think it's just "Prequels bad" poopooing.
No.36973
Now that I'm deeply regretting my phalloplasty, are you actually a woodstock boomer?
No.36974
>>36973Bad time to ask.
No.36975
>>36973>I'm deeply regretting my phalloplasty>my phalloplastyYou should kill yourself, troon.
No.36976
>>36974Xe'll respawn to answer, surely!
Xe has to
No.36977
>>36975I just wanted a proper nikubou
No.36978
>>36975How retarded can one
HORSE be
No.36979
>>36978TRICKSTERS pervade the mind
No.36982
>>36981You must like something besides third world violence, fancy an earclack battle?
No.36983
The Ocarina of Time remake does look like AI Vaseline "Nintendo, HIRE THIS MAN" garbage.
No.36984
NEWN moon coming up, might lock mcd so I can read a damn book for a bit
No.36985
>>36983Ruto-hime though, it works for fish people
No.36989
>>36987Nintendo really captured the sheen here
No.36991
I would say that I'm sorry my post triggered the soyout but I kind of feel like it was inevitable no matter what.
No.36993
>>36991It's a fine post
methinks No.36994
>>36992FUUUARK STOP MAKING ME REGRET MY OPS
No.36995
>FUUUARK STOP MAKING ME REGRET MY O- ACCKKKK!!!!!!!!!
No.36998
Just shut this shit reddit site down already.
No.36999
tffsfdadadad
>Flood detected; Post discarded.
No.37002
>>36803>>36804It's like ~5mb for the 12 skit frames, that becomes 30mb when arranged together into a psd. I'll just have to bundle them loosely
No.37005
>>37004N-No cobquavious I didn't say anything
No.37008
>>37006If it were true, it'd be a game about shooting curtain fire to smack some tiny gnat
No.37011
>>37010Charlie Kirk alive in GTAVI
No.37017
>>37011Soul extraction theory.
No.37018
>>37017Wonder what's happening to all those poor souls feeding the beast by asking G.Pete to render them in Ghibli style
No.37020
>Vita lost Muramasa DLC exclusivity
Vita bros…
No.37024
J
No.37025
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No.37026
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No.37027
S
No.37029
The thread is now pure.
No.37030
>>37029Time to pin it on Witchan's fridge
No.37031
>>37030I'll show them what a moid can be like yet!
No.37032
show them what for it mean to be super moid legend
No.37036
>>37034Watching Sailor Moon is not a personality
No.37041
>>37036Toonami adults need to be dragged into the street and shown the true meaning of black people.
No.37044
>>37043Pick a sin, dipshit!
No.37050
I'M SORRY FOR BEING A MOID.
No.37051
>>37044The last one looks sneakiest, going with that
No.37055
I'M SORRY FOR BEING A SCROTE.
No.37056
>>37055
This thread must be sealed
No.37057
>>37052It's about the aesthetic when it comes to TCG for me
No.37062
>>37057Wonder what deck you'd play… Spell Counters or Dark Magician because of "muh fantasy"?