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File: 1781218949873.webp (27.61 KB, 597x912, darth londe or some shit.webp)

 No.24666[Last 100 Posts]

"New Rose Lalonde variant just dropped" edition.

32'd: >>23638

 No.24667

Why didn't you make a new thread, goodman

 No.24668

>>24664
For the sake of…?
>>24665
>I like being surprised by stories that take bizarre turns even if they don't make sense or disregard previous setup
wwhy

And your elaboration just corroborates what I said. "safer professional project" is "convention" which does not have "bizarre turns" that "don't make sense or disregard previous setup."

You're saying that there could be and have been things where the skills and resources to make "bizarre turns" that "don't make sense or disregard previous setup" work exist. I think this implies you find narrative convention to be predictable because you don't consider a "safer professional project" that has things to "make the story work on a basic level" having surprising turns that still make sense. So narrative convention is, implicitly, boring. What does it matter, I don't really care, and more importantly, who cares what I think :blahblah:

 No.24669

File: 1781219750710.png (5 MB, 2752x1536, ClipboardImage.png)

Last thread was the big 30th but I think always held off on 30 for 32 so whatever, two more threads for the big one and REASON.

Infographic is boring and shit so not getting slopped.

 No.24670

>>24669
This one will be better, and so will the one after that

 No.24671

>>24670
Are you trying to cheer me up? :douzo:

 No.24672

I think Darth Lalonde would be a Kreia-type figure but I'd feel bad if I just slapped Kreia lines and a Kreia description together with the existing Rose base and called it a day. I need another hook. :respond:

 No.24674

I wonder if there's a guy on /v/ that would get mad if you said Mario had no personality. If you made a thread with a picture of Mario that said "Mario has no personality", he'd probably say something something not a quirky black dyke cat or whatever and move on. I think you have to catch him in the middle of a conversation, maybe comparing him to Sonic or something. Then you'd really see this hypothetical person chimp out. But it's only a theory.

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/mario%20has%20no%20personality/ does net you some weird shit and seemingly "one guy" and the possible conversations that'd set him off but I'm not digging too deep. Old threads are a unique kind of fun though. I guess they're more soothing because you don't have any temptations to respond to the retards? You just sort of gawk and move on.

Anyway, Mario DOES have a personality. :shikari:

 No.24675

>>24673
>Infernal
Is this just a refrance or are you upset with me? :hover:

 No.24676

>>24675
666 you dumb GOOBER

 No.24677

>>24676
:tetrakarn: but still… :dismal:

 No.24678

>>24674
>Anyway, Mario DOES have a personality.
Can I see it?

 No.24679

>>24667
Testing kinoshita's vision. Anyone can make 'em, though

 No.24680

>>24678
>Can I see it?
:ok!:

 No.24681

>>24679
>Testing kinoshita's vision.
:nyani:

 No.24682

File: 1781224105714-0.jpg (544.93 KB, 3840x2160, Dragon's Dogma 2_202606111….jpg)

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>>24681
Free cam without mods

 No.24683


 No.24684


 No.24685

Monday morning always comes too soon.
Just left the school Friday afternoon.
Pens and notebooks papers everywhere.
Don’t they have an app to clean my room?

All I really wanna do is hit the ball.
Make the final score and win the game for all.
Sneakers, lockers, v-ball, running on the court.
Hey, stay, get attack, and block them.

Walking down the hall.
Now I see you.
Tell me where you’ve been all of my life.
Walking down the hall.
Now I see you.
Where have you been?

Hey let’s chat now.
You want to go with me to the dance?
Just text me back, let me know.
Tell me will you be my date at the party?

Then boy meets girl and life is so good.
When I met you I knew you were the right one.
We’re on the phone we’ll text forever. (LOL ROFL LYMY)
I know you love chocolate and ice cream.
I’ll cheer you on at all your games forever.

My girl cheers me on always. (I am your fan always forever.)
Let’s go get some cheeseburgers and fries.

When I’m with you nothing else matters. Cause you’re here with me forever.
I know you love chocolate and ice cream.
I’ll cheer you on at all of your games.
School is so great!

 No.24686

>>24683
I think a "giant feet" standing portrait has potential

 No.24687

File: 1781228332988-0.jpg (131.72 KB, 900x978, child suicide 1.jpg)

File: 1781228332988-1.png (254.98 KB, 900x745, child suicide 2.png)

>>24685
>School is so great!
School is a child suicide hellfactory and quite frankly I find the very concept of your statement OFFENSIVE.

 No.24688

>>24674
Does Roxykitten (the character) have personality?

 No.24689

>>24672
I dunno, what's some Star Wars cosmic horror

 No.24690

>>24688
They reflect the retard who keeps posting them.

 No.24691


 No.24692

>>24666
>>24672
It's not that black demonica girl from SJ:Deep Edition?

 No.24693

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 No.24694

>>24690
Wrong, I'm not a Nintendie like Roxykitten is.

 No.24695

>>24687
>School is a child suicide hellfactory and quite frankly I find the very concept of your statement OFFENSIVE.
School actually went really well for me. I was probably treated better there than at home

 No.24696

>>24669
https://files.catbox.moe/vfiztk.ogg

We're sunk costing over deltaroon

 No.24697

>>24695
Sounds like you were some hall monitor ass goodman

 No.24698

strand type

 No.24699

>>24697
We didn't have those. I was actually pretty strange compared to everyone else, but they loved me anyway. I was one of the popular kids for some reason

 No.24700

>>24699
Glad you got to be endearing-strange and not outcast-strange

 No.24701

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 No.24702

https://x.com/hiveswap/status/2065288228337246311
>HIVESWAP!!!
>ACT 3 COMING THIS WINTER!!!!

 No.24703

File: 1781245513338.png (2.69 MB, 1920x1080, ClipboardImage.png)

>>24702
>first screenshot
:0k:

 No.24704

>>24696
I'm kinda disappointed that it didn't pick up that "Gen Z claims they can't afford a home yet they drink coffee" was sarcasm.

 No.24705

FROM THE DESK OF
ROSE LALONDE
:prose:

They sent heavily armored British police. Sent them in force. Sent them with cannons.

Not to stop the grooming gangs. Not to stop the stabbings, the gougings, the decapitations. Not to stop the slaughter of children.

No, they were sent to stop you from talking about them.
These self same officers knew little British girls were being subjected to some of the most horrific abuse possible. And did nothing. Stood down. Looked the other way.

But now word's gotten out. Now there's discussion. Now there's concern. Now the natives are realizing that the whole children getting knifed thing isn't nearly as rare as they were told. Constantly.

Keep in mind these police know the Northern Irish have tried petitions, tried elections, tried lawsuits. They have tried every legal means they could conceive of, every legal means possible. And even when Northern Irish won the Government just went ahead and did it anyway.

As a species humans don't have a word in any language to describe a game that's rigged in such a manner that the opposition only plays it to show you how much they can cheat, get away with it, and call themselves the winner just to demoralize you so you give up and stop playing altogether.

These police know this too. They know about the grooming gangs and the violations, and the corruption. They know all of this. Every single one of those "police officers" knows their own leaders and their fellow officers turned a blind eye when a little girl had her tongue nailed down to make it easier to violate her.

I mean just ask yourself. How much would they have to pay you to turn a blind eye to that kind of child violation?

Because we know how much the average cop makes in the UK and it's nothing to brag about. Yet they show up to work anyway. They collect a paycheck anyway. And they don't care about your human rights, or ethics, or good and evil. They don't share your lofty virtues. They do what they're told.

Because, and I want to make this painfully clear, these are not your countrymen. They are not your friends or fellow citizens.

These policemen are the enforcement arm of an occupational government that will ki
ll you as soon as listen to you choke out on your own blood as they cuff you. They won't think twice. They will shed no tears.

Are these men the enemy of the People? I'll let you decide. But I'm pretty comfortable saying they aren't your friends.

And they are definitely not legitimate. They're just men with clubs, given permission. - RL

 No.24706

>>24705
This is a lot different from the post in the last thread where Rose wrote about the first bugman to be discovered in the world

 No.24707


 No.24708

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 No.24709

>>24708
This one edits itself, what did she mean by the yellow star

 No.24710


 No.24711

File: 1781261621757.png (472.11 KB, 598x933, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.24712

>>24706
I thought that one was regarding Irish aluminium exports.

Hey, so both posts are Ireland related! Rose O'Lalonde confirmed.

 No.24713

File: 1781262284877.png (16.53 KB, 598x163, ClipboardImage.png)

oh no, not the precious infomercial

 No.24714


 No.24715

Valve shills might be the most insufferable ninnies on /v/ which is saying a lot

 No.24716


 No.24717

>>24709
Nipple pastie :this:

 No.24718

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 No.24719


 No.24720

>>24719
>Andrew
do they knoww him like that

 No.24721

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 No.24722

File: 1781272558509.png (31.61 KB, 359x184, ClipboardImage.png)

>>24719
And even then, it's like a handful of them at most.
>>24720
We know his true powername which is Jr.

Also
>/v/

 No.24723

>>24689
There's a handful of things but nothing I want to touch, really. They'd distract from the "Killing The Force" bit, maybe I should look into some Prequels Legends shit but… :rut:
>>24692
I don't know what you're talking about, I think you might be confusing it with 4. But no, that is a nu-Star Wars character's design.

 No.24724

>>24694
Is it that one thing?

 No.24725

>>24696
Smurf you for forcing me to listen to this.

 No.24726

>>24702
>>24703
>Using SAW in vain
:scum:
This worldbuilding is also ass, are we to believe LE ANCESTRAL CHUCKLEVOODOO religion was related to cherubs the whole time?

Also, it obviously doesn't look great and is (supposedly) coming out IN HALF A YEAR.

 No.24727

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 No.24728

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 No.24729


 No.24730

>>24712
Check >>24410 for yourself

 No.24731

>>24687
>>24697
>>24700
Every little detail and siderant you get into leads to the conclusion that you're a loser with unresolved trauma and mental issues. We can't begrudge you for that, exactly, but it makes posts like >>24705 so much more insufferable. You're channeling all your angst into political sperging. You very clearly have a victim complex and that drives everything you do- you were bullied, you feel personally attacked when people say something dumb about millennials, and your worldview is predicated on believing that there are people trying to kill people exactly like (YOU)

You're Lucas in an SS hat. I know I'm not mentally well myself and it fuels my rants about things but this specifically seems so blatantly unhealthy. And annoying. And dumb. You're trapped in "fighting the good fight" and there isn't any room for exploration or introspection. And you build yourself up to be some lean, mean genocide machine. Stop it. :5s:

 No.24732

>>24708
Truly anemic humor.
>>24718
I can't believe Jews predicted WW2 by 1933. You can say that's not implied but whatever. There's nothing else. :deadhorse:

 No.24733

>>24715
You can say that, and believe me I do hate Valve and its fanboys, but I've looked into the abyss that is Deltarune threads and seen mewling in other threads that one of their (multiple, daily) threads got saged by a mod in other, "lower quality" threads. :meh:

 No.24734

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 No.24735

>>24734
But his sister is a good but naive person. :huh:

 No.24736

:share:

 No.24737

>>24736
Hopefully this ninny gets stabbed by a brown person soon

 No.24738

File: 1781275688354.png (185.22 KB, 225x350, ClipboardImage.png)

:rrl:

 No.24739

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 No.24740

>>24734
how old is this person

 No.24741

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 No.24742

>>24696
>>24725
This is shit and boring. What inspired you to go through with this one?
>NONE OF YOUR CRITICISMS CAN BE GENUINE, IDIOT, CRITICIZE THE MECHANICS (LOL) OF ANTHOLOGY OF THE KILLER OR UH, THE EMOTIONS IT MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL EVEN THOUGH YOU CRITICIZE THE WRITING BOTH IN TERMS OF STYLE AND CONTENT, YOU'RE JUST NITPICKING BECAUSE YOUR COMPLAINTS HAVE SPECIFICITY TO THEM. YOU JUST WANT TO SEEM SMART (NOT THE WRITER THOUGH)
I'm so sick of these slopcasts trying DEBOONK my psychology with cherry-picking (call it hypocritical, I don't care, but they're using things other people say with things I say as a gestalt. Everyone is me and we're all intellectually disingenuous. But then two posts that are me aren't me or even the same person) and misinformation (I definitely want to play through Fallout 2 again, right?) :bird:

>characters from the webcomic Woodstuck

:buckleup:

The opium-of-the-masses post was a self-aware stream-of-consciousness thing. It being weaponized while ignoring the actual criticism because "uh, it's too microscopic" is smurfing annoying. Two things can be true, it's not "posturing."

>they project their own feelings of being poorly written by the universe

:derp:
Genuinely infuriating. I hate my blogposting being weaponized.
>"Cut too close to home?"
I don't know if it's "close" but any elaborate dissertation on how I'm pathetic will, at best, annoy me.
>the hostility is a feature, not a bug
Though I do love being proven right on this one. :h3h3:
>showing genuine emotion or vulnerability is instantly mocked as weakness
goodman, where, sometimes they just make shit up. There's plenty of #earnestposts, especially from me- the main thread it uses to make their strawman. "I'm lonely and I need a friend."

It's all just >>23807

Unironically though, how do/would /v/ Deltarune threads cope with "10 year development cycle with episodic releases" without a hint of cynicism over Fobby's intent though? :88:

>"He's hand-crafting everything"

Yeah, sure, even if I believe that lie, it still doesn't explain it entirely.

 No.24743

>>24739
Is this an edit or completely original? I can't tell. Poe's Law needs a companion about modified works that are indistinguishable from unmodified versions of work. Yes, this is still parody. But it's more specific.

 No.24744


 No.24745

>>24742
I think they're funny to witness as kneejerk "erm, actually self reflect and grow, varlet" material. Very trve that it gets repetitive, though

 No.24746

>>24741
>SAIKYO-STYLE OUGI! DUN DUN DUN!
I kind of half-thought/wish the last word of the first one was "Sakura Con" partially because of the /v/ thread from yesterday. I still think it'd be funny. But it's also nostalgia. For an age I barely experienced. But you know how the edge of a dream is reality? :zerothought:

Second one is just a solid :hehe: though.

 No.24747

>>24743
Everything past the pee stickman must be an edit, I don't think the boymode army is that funny yet (maybe?)

 No.24748

>>24745
I just wonder why it defaults to that. If we cursed less, were less aggressive and avoided being varletdy, would it STILL consider hyper-criticism a moral failure or would it actually read into its intent like any other text?

Also, on that Deltarune thing I mentioned… :options:

 No.24749

>>24747
You think the 1000s years later monologue was the initial edit and then the response was an edit of an edit? It rides the line of Poe's Law to me. It's so stock that I can see it being written ironically for the punchline.

 No.24750

REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW. :fun:

 No.24751

My brain really isn't working well today.:drinky:

 No.24752

>>24736
insufferable

 No.24753

>>24752
Your suffering fuels me. :snapped:

 No.24754

newn weapon ball battle

 No.24755

>>24754
This is smurfed up

 No.24756


 No.24757

>>24756
But useful?

 No.24758

>>24754
>Rare time when the spawner loses a longer battle with higher HP
And here I thought the meta was solved… :gg:

 No.24760

File: 1781284333558.png (264.27 KB, 584x629, ClipboardImage.png)

WHY CAN'T THEY JUST BE WHOLESOME LOLIPEDOS:ira:

 No.24761

>>24760
Emeowyle status?

 No.24762

File: 1781285703727.gif (3.57 MB, 436x436, 1781279732981438.gif)

:rrl:

 No.24763

Some banners were lost, maybe forever, due to the 4chan raid. I still can't believe that shit. :2pergout:

 No.24764

File: 1781286920431.png (22.39 KB, 374x66, ClipboardImage.png)

:rut:

 No.24765

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 No.24766

>>24763
What? How?

 No.24767

>>24708
Are there camps that are not "sleep-away"? Isn't that the point of camping?

 No.24768

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 No.24769

File: 1781290427592.png (295.01 KB, 778x737, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.24770

>>24767
Day camp, sometimes you get to be the outsider to the staycampers :ghk:

 No.24771

>>24767
>Are there camps that are not "sleep-away"?
Yes, I've been to such a thing.
>Isn't that the point of camping?
It's a bit of a misnomer but there are "daily summer activity centers" that exist and we call them "camps."

 No.24772

>>24768
>He's pivoted into Let's Plays now
Can this MOOR just get arrested already, please

 No.24773

>>24769
I like shovel knight and all the DLCs but idk this one isn't a sell for me

 No.24774

File: 1781290629794.png (43.26 KB, 1842x247, ClipboardImage.png)

>>24766
You tell me.

 No.24775

>>24773
Pit sweat doesn't sell you on it?

 No.24776

>>24775
Not from the DEI mouse idgaf

 No.24777

File: 1781292610955.png (290.6 KB, 509x282, ClipboardImage.png)

:rrl:

I GUESS.

 No.24778

>>24776
This implies it could be a sell otherwise. :implying:

 No.24779

The other thing I do on imageboards is just perch on one single thread (usually isn't mine) and just sort of peck at people who come in. :implying:

I suppose this is someone's definition of enlightenment.

 No.24780

The "pit sweat" mechanic is really smurfing stupid btw

 No.24781

>>24780
Isn't it just noble on link in Lttp?

 No.24782


 No.24783

>>24782
I'd swear it was in some tile noble puzzle game, I know yacht club didn't invent it

 No.24784

I really hate shins. I can't wait until a spic breaks into my house and shatters them with a lead pipe.

 No.24785


 No.24786

>>24785
Making the character turn grey is really really stupid, and in general it does not provide feedback that is actually intuitive or helpful, and it's attempting to bandaid a problem that shouldn't exist in the first place.

 No.24787

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 No.24788


 No.24789

>>24787
havve wwe seen remake malons tits yet

 No.24790

>>24788
Making this but it's like a wizardry hallway

 No.24791

File: 1781304950573.png (1.13 MB, 1193x1709, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.24792

>>24786
>it's attempting to bandaid a problem that shouldn't exist in the first place.
How does it not exist in the first place?

 No.24793

>>24742
>Unironically though, how do/would /v/ Deltarune threads cope with "10 year development cycle with episodic releases" without a hint of cynicism over Fobby's intent though?
They're Valve fans. They're used to it.

 No.24794

>>24731
If you know all this about me, you probably know that I've run into hundreds of smart-ass internet psychoanalysts like you. (:rrl:)

As this one goes, it's above average. But it's still not gonna change anything about how I act or what I say or do.

And it certainly won't change my opinion on how School Is Not Fun. In fact I hate teachers even more now that I've found out that no, Lord of the Flies is not a "realistic depiction of how kids would act without guidance from Modern Society™" (and that the author was a horrible person themselves).

Also, One Flew Over The Cornutooo's Nest glorified a statutory rapist. Seriously, the only noble literature that we did in my English class was Shakespeare.

 No.24795

>>24794
>Cornutooo
Epic legendary bird name

 No.24796

>>24795
>Epic legendary bird name
That's one for Frigo Returns 2

 No.24797

File: 1781307827001.gif (403.26 KB, 428x190, 1781298550656604.gif)

won't buy Ocarina of Time (2026) unless this factual event is portrayed in full 4K

 No.24798

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 No.24799

>>24798
You've just gotta put yourself out there

 No.24800

File: 1781309921312.png (74.56 KB, 720x240, Shin Megami Tensei IV_13.0….png)

>I'm sorry Flynn, I'm afraid I can't do that.
>FORMATTING DEMON STORAGE DRIVE

 No.24801

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 No.24802

>>24801
2 monocles

 No.24803

why do i have
||megidochan.moe^$all
in my adblocking filters again

 No.24804

>>24803
The notorious monetization arc of megidochan 1.0

 No.24805

>>24803
>>24804
oh, that shit says .moe, never mind

 No.24806

File: 1781316585371.png (5.67 KB, 147x210, 1740262341643-0.png)

*is cold and shivering*

 No.24807

File: 1781319834626.png (Spoiler Image, 4.62 MB, 2000x2000, ClipboardImage.png)

:nothing:

 No.24808

might be forced to give up on the idea of getting a girlfriend through the internet
but still think dating apps and websites should go to hell
:rut:

 No.24809

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 No.24810

>>24808
Have you tried writing fic on ao3

 No.24811

>>24808
I only tried two times in five years of NEETdom

 No.24812

>>24811
Resuming ops on duolicious and cc

 No.24813

File: 1781324117281.png (10.94 KB, 601x145, ClipboardImage.png)

exile these whiny ninnies from the US already

 No.24814

Tatsuya's comment sections seems to have become a internet commie dunk pitfight ground… Though, his repetitive, dutiful nature should wear them out before too long

 No.24815

File: 1781332764228.jpg (1.6 MB, 3472x4624, PXL_20260612_083027039.jpg)

All 64 gameboy picrosses down
Also started playing Torneko. It's nice.

 No.24816

Tatsuya Snishida

 No.24817

I'm thinking of taking a break from DQ after 6 to play FF7 since there will probably never be a better time (need to hook up PSX for DQ7 anyways, remake being completed soon). It's not gonna feel like much of a break, though… I wanna play Dragon's Dogma and Fable, too.

 No.24818

HE’S THE EXERCISE MAN

 No.24819

File: 1781342665464.png (Spoiler Image, 258.95 KB, 900x276, ClipboardImage.png)

I was gonna make a "now I can have all the lesbian sex!" joke yesterday but I decided against it >>24708

anyway

 No.24820


 No.24821

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>>24713
why is he a kitty-cat now

 No.24822


 No.24823

>>24817
Doing seven right after everything prior would definitely make it feel like more of a drag

 No.24824

>>24819
>Prison stripes
:smirk:

 No.24825

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 No.24826

>>24793
As bad as Valve is, at least they don't play into modern hype culture by hinting things and releasing stuff in chunks to keep the fanboy speculation engaged. They kind of gave up on that very quickly… for some reason.

 No.24827

>>24794
>As this one goes, it's above average. But it's still not gonna change anything about how I act or what I say or do.
I mean, I've always put you above outright lying because you do overshare. But this is still depressing even if it is expected. Thanks for confirming, I guess? :mistaken:

 No.24828

>>24797
What the SMURF was his problem?

No, seriously, why is that in the game? Is it supposed to make you feel good the same way getting a better sword does? Or did they think some knickknack having the power to do time stuff was stupid? It feels like it was made for this joke, I don't get it. :gnaw:

 No.24829

>>24828
Aonuma probably went "what if the osananajimi gets Cornutoed heheh"
I wonder if they'll completely overwrite the Fairy Ocarina in the remake too

 No.24830

File: 1781359129588.png (25.08 KB, 565x200, ClipboardImage.png)

:hehe::hehe::hehe:

 No.24831

>>24830
That's better pathos, should be canon

 No.24832

>>24830
>>24831
It still feels bad, man. :underdog:

 No.24833

>>24832
WOW LET GANON DO BAD THINGS

 No.24834

File: 1781359985216.png (123.64 KB, 480x360, ClipboardImage.png)

I suppose they could also have the Fairy Ocarina get crushed when Ganondorf energy blasts Link

 No.24835

worrying level of polish for 21 subs
:underdog:

 No.24836

File: 1781360816885.png (121.57 KB, 451x360, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.24837

>>24836
I've been studying English and Japanese for 32 years

 No.24838

>>24800
I'm just saying that we could have had Walter vs. Johnathan be HUNTER vs. SAMURAI (SOOMARI; knight) that later get warped into Chaos and Law instead of just a villain-of-the-week approach where somebody was secretly X (like three times over.) It's weird because it also gives much more impetus to Walter who wants to hear the Chaos things because he is Chaos and Jonathan just wants the status-quo and is reluctant to go Law but goes Law because of how much he dislikes Chaos. Vaguely, they are still Tokyo vs. Mikado but it's more like it's not!Mikado vs. Mikado. Walter's motivation is that Tokyo sucks and the reason why vaguely applies to Mikado and Johnathan still kind of likes Mikado. Mikado wanting to annihilate Tokyo is kind of a non-factor since so much of the game is focused on THE INTRIGUE… of Tokyo and ALTERNATE REALITY AKIRAS. If I'm not mistaken, it's a pretty late reveal too?

It really just boils down to
>Man, the world is smurfed up, I desire upheaval
>You're going too far

And all of the allegiances and LORE and whatever is irrelevant. They are character arcs in the sense that they're just reacting to all the things that happen but none of the specifics matter and that's what's so annoying about 4. I think the alignment split should happen sooner so the alignment heroes can actually show some agency and it be closer to REASON endings with each specific faction being a slight variant.

All of the previous games do it better. 4 can be said to be a shitter version of 2, whatever, get this OFF MY SCREEN. :mou:

 No.24839

>>24807
Is this a pooner?

 No.24840

>>24838
I despised II kek

 No.24841

>>24839
Either way, pooner in spirit

 No.24842

>>24839
I think so

 No.24843

>>24840
They should have made 4 "Chaos" like 2 "was 'Law'" instead of whatever it is. I guess you can argue Nocturne is that because you become a Demifiend™ but that's REASON game, not alignment. Flynn is "canonically" Neutral which at least means he didn't choose the Cherry Coke Redditman ending (The White.)

So it was Neutral, Law, Chaos, Neutral if we go by "things."

 No.24844

File: 1781362116718.png (6.93 KB, 544x128, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.24845

>>24814
"No, let them fight."
>>24819
I mean, you made the right call, that is exactly what C*sh wanted to do.

Really not helping my idea that the lives of the moderately famous and successful is a revolving door of "people who help people who help people" and that they're all p-zombies. :saitei:

Like, this doesn't work as a joke because it's just a "normal" (boring, hipster) party and there's not a guy with lightsticks or someone swinging from the ceiling light or anything wacky to juxtapose it. C*sh just wanted to depict the boring lesbian hook-up smurf parties that she seems to attend in perpetuity again.
>>24825
>America was closing in on Japan by….. IT JUST WAS, OKAY!?!??!
>Also, no, Japan didn't want to fight, it was just Jews. Jews in Japan, I guess.
>But somehow, dutiful, virtuous Japan was tricked REALLY HARD
:deadhorse:

Also, he calls this "SURROUNDED BY EVIL" but it's literally enemies coming from behind to go to his front alongside the other enemy. :golfclap:

 No.24846

>>24833
STOP DESTROYING OCARINAS, YOU FREAK.

 No.24847

>>24846
No, you’d do
>STOP PLAYING THE SONG OF TIME TO RESET THE DAY/NIGHT CYCLE IN YOUR BATTLE AGAINST THE SKULL KID, YOU FREAK

 No.24848

>>24846
but it's so addictive

 No.24849

atrocious taste
https://youtu.be/ny3Ofp11qdI?t=58
I hate Zelda content dregs

 No.24850

File: 1781364401915.png (42.3 KB, 426x105, ClipboardImage.png)

New look just dropped.

 No.24851

File: 1781364616765.png (48.41 KB, 390x106, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.24852

>>24849
This video's good though. :allears:

 No.24853


 No.24854

>>24853
It's just sort of a running commentary rather than a ramble so it's tolerable, bwo. :popcorn:

 No.24855

It's strange that "varlet" has had its meaning eroded over time to just be "loser" while wweird as a descriptor for someone has gotten progressively more loaded. I guess that means lefty /pol/ lost, in a way. :matpat:

 No.24856

newn weapon ball battle

 No.24857


 No.24858

>>24856
wwe wwon

 No.24859

>>24855
is is wweird to wwant wwoman

 No.24860

>>24859
Yes! :youfail:

 No.24861


 No.24862


 No.24863

>>24860
wefwesh

 No.24864

>>24863
NOW? :fun:

 No.24865

>>24862
I don't care how gormless it is, I still find it charming. Reminds me of shitty licensed party game characters from PS3/Wii.

I don't know, maybe I'm going too far. When you start getting nostalgic over shitty corporations being lame in different ways, maybe you've gone past the level of reasonable nostalgia. I still think it's better though. Someone would have to spell it out for me why it's wrong exactly like I'm a child for it to fully resonate with me but right now I'm comfortable with feeling that thing that I'm feeling right now. :milk:

 No.24866

>>24865
It's epic compared to everyone else posting pretty RPG tileset forests. Makes me want to try 3D

 No.24867

CIRCLE MAJESTIC 32

 No.24868


 No.24869

>>24866
>It's epic compared to everyone else posting pretty RPG tileset forests.
That's nice too. Cool Japan… :dreamy:

 No.24870

File: 1781372908257.png (1.34 MB, 1364x753, ClipboardImage.png)

Sonic was always WOKE.

 No.24871

>>24839
Yes and she intentionally had her leg amputated as part of the fetish and is posting disgusting art to this day to her 100k xitter followers

 No.24872

>>24871
>she intentionally had her leg amputated as part of the fetish
:nyani:

 No.24873

I have to make a Kubelverssary theme when I get home :bingbong:
Same skeleton as this, but I'll either go cream + gold or green + gold

 No.24874

>>24873
Cream… :fatass:

 No.24875

File: 1781374855984.png (1.22 MB, 1200x750, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.24876


 No.24877

File: 1781376183824.png (250.94 KB, 1858x507, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.24878

>>24877
I mean, if you're being open about it… :brvtal:

 No.24879


 No.24880

Don’t call me evil, I’m just out for myself…

 No.24881

>>24880
IF YOU'RE NOT EVIL, THEN STOP LEAVING THE PARTY TO DO MYSTERIOUS SHIT. :karclack:

 No.24882

File: 1781378992716.mp4 (2.11 MB, 480x600, china stress relief doll.mp4)


 No.24883

>>24882
I'd still find a way to break it. :ira:

 No.24884

>>24882
>THE DILDOS AND BLACK BABIES AND MIDGETS AAA

 No.24885

I think my least favorite Internet argueman is the one who's clearly just particularly upset that thing is liked (OLD THING or MY THING being better optional.) That's your Arin Hanson and Spoony.

I've made peace with the fact that I only give Woodstock so much thought because people think it's the best webcomic of all time, had great writing, is some kind of masterpiece, has so much money flying around it, challenged the medium, was some important cultural touching stone, think it had some great influence, etc, etc The creator being a pompous ass also doesn't help.

I don't think there's some great cultural war to be won by complaining about though there are some flashes of that, me not wanting it to influence people. But I don't really think it represents anything unique or definitive for anything. It's ultimately just a webcomic that'd bore and disappoint most people who try to get into it. It doesn't deserve that much thought, the writer didn't really put himself into it as much as anyone would hope. It's just kind of a piece of shit that happened to be popular. I think I've made peace with my demons. I don't think I'm as big of a tool as those two. At least, I hope I'm not. :milk:

 No.24886

>>24884
SILENT HILL. :rhorror:

 No.24887

File: 1781379928767.png (446.96 KB, 566x713, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.24888

>>24887
>A melon-collie baby!

 No.24889

>>24888
>>melon-collie baby
:notes:

 No.24890

>>24889
That’s one’s straight from Captain Underpants. Hope you liked it.

 No.24891

>>24890
>That’s one’s straight from Captain Underpants.
:nyani:

I read that shit as a kid. I should have known.

 No.24892

What is the Megido consensus on Casey Casem’s Top Forty Hits?

 No.24893


 No.24894

>>24893
It feels like Nintendy hate only really spiked after Reggie left but maybe that's just rose-tinted glasses. :2pergout:

 No.24895

And I could be wrong and a retard and not know games, but considering how influential Zelda is and how jerked off OoT is, where are all the Zelda-likes? I've never heard of or seen a game with "item you get in dungeon, many dungeons" action adventure game. I can imagine shovelware that fits the description but only Mina The Hollower comes to mind when thinking of indie darlings. Binding of Isaac is only a barebones imitation of part of the Zeldor experience. Enlighten me, I don't feel like using G. Pete (it kind of sucks anyway.)

 No.24896

>>24895
Also, outsider knowledge, but I think that the well for scrapped Ocarina ideas has finally dried up with BoTW so the next Zelda could be a grimdark first-person dungeon-only experience since that's the only one left. Imagine that. :rump:

 No.24897

>>24895
1) Puzzles are hard to make.
2) Most of the people that praised OoT back in the day didn't like it for its puzzle design or anything, they liked it because it was an impressively fleshed out 3D world. Everyone trying to "copy" OoT just went in on that instead. This is why all these "Zelda fans" love BotW so much, and why the games that focus more on actual gameplay and have smaller worlds (MM, SS, the DS games) are divisive.
3) There were a bunch of Zelda-y games on Sega consoles like Thor and Sylvan Tale. There are plenty of very shameless indie 2D Zelda ripoffs these days. 3D ones are rare but there's Ookami and Oceanhorn off the top of my head.

 No.24898

>>24855
lefty/pol/'s entire history is losing and then adopting right-wing memes, mannerisms and aesthetics as a consequence of them being downstream from /pol/
even their name

 No.24899

>>24827
>But this is still depressing even if it is expected. Thanks for confirming, I guess?
And thanks for judging me because I'm poor.

 No.24900

>>24899
Wealth is an indirect factor here, at best. Your current behavior is what's being judged.

 No.24901

>>24897
>MM
>divisive
Hardly now, I don't think.
>There are plenty of very shameless indie 2D Zelda ripoffs these days.
wwhere
>3D ones are rare but there's Ookami
Is that the game I'm thinking of or…? :huh:

 No.24902

>>24898
Stfu, varlet. :shikari:

 No.24903

>>24901
Ō is Oo

 No.24904


 No.24905

>>24904
you can type oo instead of o with a macron

 No.24906


 No.24907

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4260530/Rinas_Undercover_Train_Operation/
Is there seriously a roguelite public transit molestation game trending on Steam? :shock:

 No.24908

File: 1781395561366.png (275.89 KB, 314x450, ClipboardImage.png)

:rrl:

 No.24909

>>24907
Changing outfits = sex sales without sex
:notes:

 No.24910

>>24895
>>24897
There was also one called Darksiders or somesuch

 No.24911

File: 1781399137244.webm (2 MB, 1136x640, 1777001210286788.webm)


 No.24912

>>24892
Can't say, never felt it >:D :max:

 No.24913

Do people really pay $14 for 8 Hot Pockets now?

 No.24914

>>24885
I think people wow'd by Woodstock are liable to be dug in and nostalgic about the Masterpiece qualities. You'll have to settle for Hu¢¢ie being generally DESPISED by anyone paying attention

 No.24915

>>24911
I thought the black car was going to run over the guns.
>Why'd they do that though?
:mewse:

 No.24916

>>24914
>I think people wow'd by Woodstock are liable to be dug in and nostalgic about the Masterpiece qualities.
:slap:
>You'll have to settle for Hu¢¢ie being generally DESPISED by anyone paying attention
HE'S STILL NOT HATED ENOUGH. THEY DO NOT HATE IT THOROUGHLY OR RATIONALLY ENOUGH. :2pergout:

 No.24917

File: 1781400428031.png (1.63 MB, 1581x540, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.24918

File: 1781400560252.png (1.86 MB, 1594x823, ClipboardImage.png)

>>24917
:rrl: x 3 COMBO

 No.24919

File: 1781400890950.png (57.4 KB, 468x234, ClipboardImage.png)

And people defend and unironically praise this writing. :ree:

 No.24920

>>24919
Ah, distilled sincerity…

 No.24921

>>24919
* Proceed

 No.24922

File: 1781401456001.png (19.1 KB, 768x768, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.24923

>>24920
1) That's not how people smurfing talk, especially not to a student, I don't care if the character is socially awkward or nerdy. That's dialogue you should reserve for only literal robots. 2) The additional context of "Why would the teacher assume sex instead of just being nonplussed by being kept up" since the phrasing implies the sleep wasn't because of anything directly done as opposed to "I didn't sleep as much" which is more vague. (OH, PREASE RET ME HANDLE THE TRANSRATION PROCESS, MY USE OF RANGUAGE IS SO PRECISE, YOU WOULD RUSE SO MUCH MEANING IF YOU JUST GOT A REGULAR JAP CUNT TO TRANSRATE MY DEFT MASTERY OF WORDS) Why assume sex and not just videogames and hanging out, still? TERRIBLE.
>>24921
TOWARDS DEATH. :ira:

 No.24924

>>24922
It's full of her shit.

 No.24925

REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW. :fun:

 No.24926

>>24909
It's actually so win

 No.24927

>>24900
Understandable. After all, there's a lot of poor people that I hate, too.

 No.24928

File: 1781402368830.mp4 (2.78 MB, 1080x1080, sunday morning in brazil.mp4)

>>24911
Such is life in the BRICS

 No.24929

>>24926
It harmonizes with the perma-voyeur status role of the video game player. Dressing and posing is about as intimate as it can get under ear whispering, and much better than watching them get smurfed like a Cornuto

 No.24930

>>24922
Reminds me of that "Pretty Pridot" animation.

 No.24931


 No.24932


 No.24933

Making the kit for Anno's Red Gundam. I don't know how to put this, but I feel like I'm build a model kit that has osteoporosis, cancer, tuberculosis, AIDS, or something else that makes you feel like someone's all withered up, fragile, and could die at any moment. The construction is fine and so is the plastic quality, but the design and panel lines make me feel like I'm building a sickly person

 No.24934

>>24931
kek, that's impressive whether or not it's set up manually or modded

 No.24935

>>24933
Also the head design is the worst I've ever seen. It needs to go away and never come back. I'm not even talking about the actual mecha design. I'm talking about how the head is designed. They put the ball joint on the head which is different, but whatever. What makes it weird is that the ball joint is also connected to the cheeks of the face, if you will, so this head rotates up and down by its cheeks rather than its neck

 No.24936

>>24933
They should sell sickly waifu figs for caredregs

 No.24937

>>24936
I think that's actually a good idea. I could see people getting very attached to sickly or disabled characters. You could get a girl that's paler than girl figures and kits usually are and she has different faces for how she's feeling. You could even make amputee girls or something. To make it even more heart wrenching, these could come with interviews with the character designers and real wwomenfolk that suffer from illnesses and disabilities that worked together to make the characters feel real

 No.24938

File: 1781421319917.png (197.21 KB, 668x715, ClipboardImage.png)

Bobby got arrested again

 No.24939

DQ6 final boss kicked my ass and I think I gotta do some serious job grinding to win

 No.24940

File: 1781421568305.png (Spoiler Image, 1.31 MB, 900x1236, ClipboardImage.png)

coons welcome

 No.24941


 No.24942

File: 1781442023827.png (2.78 KB, 414x72, ClipboardImage.png)

damn

 No.24943

File: 1781442170952.png (2.19 MB, 1000x1837, ClipboardImage.png)

Feels like a JRPG cutscene where MC inhales gas and confuses innocents for monsters

 No.24944

this needs to be in the remake too

 No.24945

>>24944
Very important video

 No.24946

>>24937
:dreamy:
Caring and feeding is another high fidelity video game action

 No.24947


 No.24948

>>24931
Somehow, this is kind of more disturbing in a way than enjoying them get gored. :underdog:

 No.24949

>>24932
A fallen hero turns into a giant, truly the Dark Souls of… Oo

 No.24950

>>24940
No hehe. It's an easy set-up for some sort of predatory scam on the homeless but that's not exactly Sunday funny material.
>>24943
>America attacked first but they were just uh, weak
:deadhorse:

 No.24951

Oh boy, my favorite """"""""""indie""""""" developer. :meh:

 No.24952

>>24951
the thumbnail alone made me :ugh: irl

 No.24953

>>24952
As it should. Think about how much money they have to be able to spend it on this kind of self-indulgence…

 No.24954

>>24953
wasn't Delesbian Digital in serious financial trouble very recently…?

 No.24955

wefwesh
:deibu:

 No.24956

>>24954
IDK, but that makes it even worse if so. NOTHING EVER CHANGES MY MIND. :argh:

 No.24957

When it comes to Western RPGmaker horror, I'm not sure if weeaboo or westoid art statistically have lower quality games, but Western devs seem almost completely allergic to make any game that takes more than 30 minutes, even less so one around 90 minutes (the sweetspot for most RPGMaker horror experiences.)

 No.24958

I wish, someday, I could deeper into this, this scene… :terse:

 No.24959

>>24955
What was it? I don't really see you as the type to care about typos like I do..

I can't tell the difference from the post… :think:

 No.24960

>>24959
I messed up my SICK burn of Dykelesbian Dykefingering originally
:2pergout:

 No.24961

>>24960
How…? Also, have they really even made a game with lesbians in it? :thunk:

 No.24962

>>24961
"Delesbian Devolver"
also pretty sure Nina Struthers is C*shkin

 No.24963

File: 1781449686142.png (1.28 MB, 716x960, ClipboardImage.png)

was she even an actual employee at any point or just a temp actress
whatever

 No.24964

File: 1781449897017.png (673.59 KB, 935x479, ClipboardImage.png)

the Nina Struthers character died in 2022 apparently

 No.24965


 No.24966


 No.24967

File: 1781450885784.png (26.37 KB, 627x235, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.24968

File: 1781450958113.png (167.94 KB, 225x350, ClipboardImage.png)

:rrl:

 No.24969

File: 1781450982528.png (1.24 MB, 1788x1692, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.24970

>>24966
>1337
:right:

 No.24971

>>24964
>You were a rockabilly mermaid about to go on stage and I was a bartender serving up drinks…somehow, I think we both knew in that moment life just changed in an instant and we would find ourselves here.
It's almost Shakespearean. :gwar:

 No.24972

I wouldn't be surprised if Devolver has some gay nepotism going for it. CORPORATIONS, MAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

But the people LARP as scrunklies and punks and whatever. I don't really know what I want out of corporations or society because I think nepotism will always be a factor. I just wished they'd stop being shit and were maybe a little more transparent. There's probably a video essay condemning Devolver Digital. Probably.

 No.24973

blaming Jewish and wwomenfolk for devvolvver

 No.24974

>>24973
>Jewish
It's finally become time to say it. Hand in your badge, bwo. :hippo:

 No.24975

Daily reminder to hate wwomenfolk.

 No.24976

newn weapon ball battle

 No.24977

>>24975
hourly

 No.24978

File: 1781453860396.png (214.06 KB, 457x340, ClipboardImage.png)

stolen valor!
:2pergout:

 No.24979

>>24978
He looks too normal. If he's not a mentalcel, he's just being a gay mewl.

 No.24980

>>24979
we're developing a society where 99% of people are told they are not normal in some way and everyone takes it seriously and turns it into their whole personality

 No.24981

File: 1781458305098.png (20.61 KB, 152x172, Joker.png)

>>24980
When everybody's wweird, nobody is…

 No.24982

My least favorite type of video is "ERM ACKSHULLY THIS IS AN OVERSIMPLIFICATION" and then proceeds to overly simplify the exact antithesis (while still prattling on aimlessly about other things too of course) and go "Wow, look at how dumb and biased they were for thinking something within their limited frame-of-reference" and doing that same thing too. Not referencing anything specific. Especially not a video I posted. :buee:
>The animals we're closely related to aren't that sexually dimorphic even though our sociology is different from theirs but just stop thinking about how how sexual dimorphism might manifest in sapience, you smurfing stupid varlet
>Men are about 6x strong as wwomenfolk but this definitely only developed over the 5% of human history where muh gender roles ackshully became a thing and wasn't as much of a factor earlier because we wuz female hunters and shiet
>Little nudge nudge wink winks against capitalism and a little handy to anarchroprimativism because humans can form peaceful collectives if the entire extent of their existence is scrounging for food :wow!:
>I don't think I need to bring up that, effectively, nothing is ever a true collective because there usually is a leader even if that's only true by proportion

I guess she wins because I felt the need to comment. :saitei:

 No.24983

File: 1781461145032.png (71.73 KB, 960x540, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.24984

does she believe wwomenfolk collectively lost tons of muscle mass, bone mass, reflexes, dynamic visual acuity etc the instant we came up with le gender…?
:yeah?:

 No.24985

>>24983
this franchise is so shit

 No.24986

File: 1781461970646-0.png (214.04 KB, 452x338, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1781461970646-1.jpg (137.91 KB, 1280x720, ppvhs2_BGc0.jpg)

do I click?
:offkey:

 No.24987

>>24986
But thou mvst (for the sake of :tetrakarn:)

 No.24988

>>24984
It's more implied through omission. You should watch it in-full. (I skipped around and watched like 30s total.) You should suffer. :prod:

 No.24989

>>24985
It's hard to name a franchise with a proper Rose that doesn't. :forme:

 No.24990

>>24987
very varlet phænotype
also there's a nu-Luffy statue in the back

 No.24991

>>24990
I'd say it's more a primo-boymoder, what they actually look like, not what they think they look like.
>nu-Luffy
Nuffy.

Seeing all those Zeldor games, I'm reminded the franchise attracts the worst possible people. Why is that? :ibs:

 No.24992

File: 1781463191648.png (789.92 KB, 1051x669, ClipboardImage.png)

:rrl:

 No.24993

>>24990
https://youtu.be/ppvhs2_BGc0?t=704
maybe it's just me, but I fundamentally don't understand how you can be an obsessive fan of a Japanese franchise for decades and never learn enough of the language to allow yourself the unlocalized experience…

 No.24994

>I actually haven't finished any of these games
never mind then
:saitei:

 No.24995

>>24994
No trophy system, no point

 No.24996

a smurfing 4AM scalietuber OoT stream

 No.24997

okay he's going to bed

 No.24998

>>24996
>ムジュラの仮面をやり始めた瞬間に「あれ、これ何かの続きなの?」となったけどとりあえずやりきったので
>ムジュラの前のお話として時のオカリナを楽しんでいくぞ!
:nerves:



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