No.22612
I need to do some cardio today…
No.22613
>>22570I was already doing the postgame stuff before I got the ending. A thought that came to mind is that the game should have an in-game screenshot function that groups screenshots into albums
noble on which room the screenshot was taken from. Then I could consider it a puzzle game, otherwise I'm playing file explorer and honeyview.
>>22572It's boring and bad with obtuse puzzles and too much lore dumped on you through books. Blue Prince solves these problems by making the puzzles baby easy with massive hints and presenting lore in an interesting way spread across many snippets.
No.22615
Still no DQ Day stream announcement or anything
No.22618
got another "millenials le bad" video rec on youtube today
had a reddit soyjak and everything
how many times do I have to click "not interested" for this shit to go away
No.22619
>>22617"Not bad…"
Meanwhile
No.22621
>>22620Never-before-seen-gimmick
For your audience of 12yos, yeah
No.22622
>>22621>>22620This pisses off the difficulty-
besotted RoW
No.22623
>>22615We gotta do it ourselves bwo
No.22624
>>22622WINTER BALL WINTER BALL WINTER BALL WINTER BALL WINTER BALL WINTER BALL WINTER BALL WINTER BALL WINTER BALL WINTER BALL WINTER BALL WINTER BALL WINTER BALL WINTER BALL WINTER BALL WINTER BALL
No.22625
>>22622That reminds me I still have to grind out learning the knight battle patterns. There's like a two minute cutscene before you start so I was pretty "
smurf that" after a couple attempts
No.22626
>>22625The cutscene is cut short after the first attempt though…
I played Deltacozener without any healing items, abilities, armor or weapons, the Knight battle was pretty fun.
No.22627
>>22626Ah, wiki says you have to clear the chapter and then you can retry with a shorter lead-in.
Also nice, (though the weapons and armor ATK/DRF values do seem aesthetic
'struth)
No.22628
>>22627>though the weapons and armor ATK/DRF values do seem aestheticKnight fight is probably the only place it matters, you can cut it short to like 3 turns with the right weapons I'm pretty sure.
No.22631
>>22614MY music.
No.22632
>>22616>Jeff the Killer, SlendermanUnc really thinks he's in-touch.
No.22633
>>22617
But no, seriously, why are cats so useless? They ignore flies in the house and bring me dead birds from outside. Why have they selectively lost their natural instincts only in the way that actually benefits humans?
>>22619No words, just
>>22629>Blaming a murder of a rando on political opponents>Justifying the rape and murder of someone by making up how they were unhinged or somethingOnly tangentially related. Go jerk off.
No.22634
>>22620>never-before-seen gimmick>new bullet patterns>new>patterns>>22622>new gimmick>but also every bullet dodging mechanic is technically a new gimmickThey aren't really difficult, especially not compared to the bullet Hell stuff "for the pros" and they do rely, in part, on player's prior experience with other games because they're not wholly original (Dude, Pacman, lmao.)
This is all just an excuse for
novelty and the fact that he didn't try to think of more ways to add RPG elements is telling.
No.22638
Also, fine, I guess I will bring it up again.
It's kind of weird that Woodstock didn't partner up with Glitch Productions even though they did shit out immediate PILOT MERCH. Maybe they know the work culture, maybe it's pride, but they're kind of doing the exact same thing. Maybe they'll partner once they make enough money to feel comfortable doing a series? Maybe the whole thing is just an advertisement for merch, like I thought before it came out. The animation didn't look like shit and I don't remember some outsourced studio or a million names in the credits (I won't fact-check this,
smurf you)
which makes me wonder how long they've been sitting on this. The VA work and script could have been done in a week and the actual animation could have been slowly hashed away at since like, 2016 for all we know. If they started a long time back, it'd explain why they didn't contact Glitch Productions since it hadn't bloated into the monster of indie animation it is today.
"Something to think about."
No.22639
>>22608"None of them were really relevant to the alchemy system that early Woodstock played around with."
No.22640
>>22609I'm surprised "low-poly clothes" isn't a bigger "thing."
No.22643
>>22639It's a metaphor for being synthetically creative like a child, who gives a smurf
No.22644
>>22643>It's a metaphor for being synthetically creative like a childDid he actually say that? Big if true and also something I'd want to keep, obviously.
No.22645
>>22644>Actually saidHmm dunno, I haven't read much of the Hu¢¢ie commentaries since they make my eyes glaze over
No.22648
>>22646Finally, a good
smurfin' matchup
No.22649
>>22645>Hmm dunnoLying
mewl.
>I haven't read much of the Hu¢¢ie commentaries since they make my eyes glaze overThey just make mad. They should make you mad.
No.22650
>>22646>>22648>Scythe doesn't win>It's stuck with a shitty poison gimmick instead of giving that to a shiv or somethingSCYTHECHADS, RISE UP.
No.22651
>>22629So when are you killing yourself I mean enlisting without disclosing your obviously disqualifying diagnoses that you use as an excuse for not enlisting
No.22652
>>22649>LyingIt's trve. We can assume "no", though if that's better
No.22653
What's with the massive uptick in kickstarter youtube ads
No.22654
>>22048>>22075>>22084Also, the reason I can still hold by this theory with some confidence is that a lot of the early Roxy stuff can be read as Rose shit-stirring although she's less uptight. Her version of Wizardry Herbert is very meta/ironic, she sends a bomb virus to Jane without much of a plan, and she flirts with AR. But then it's revealed that, no, Roxy doesn't have a layer of guarded insincerity, she's just chill and funny, and no, Roxy isn't that impulsive or capricious, really, (she's still tenacious though!) that was just the alcohol, and Roxy actually secretly felt bad about flirting with AR the whole time but Dirk confirms that he has zero problem with it and it's wrong for Roxy to have even considered his feelings in the first place.
Also, hmmmmm… HMMMMMMMMM… Really makes you think.
Hu¢¢ie is bipolar and bisexual. No.22656
>>22652>It's trve.I'd have to check. I don't want to check.
>though if that's betterHe failed to meaningfully convey it if that was the intent. Another case of "Everything went wrong after Dave was introduced."
No.22658
>>22605That's Coronabeth Tridentarius
No.22659
>>22652>>22656It ties back into the "Guardians are very similar people to Kids" thing and you can see glimpses of it with each Kids (John's humor, Rose and wizards, Dave and "irony") but it obviously peters out at
GREEN and the most we get from it is the one line about Dave trying to make his comics feel like their own thing and less like his brother's stuff. If was an idea he had, it's one he forgot by 2011 so hard that he didn't even bother mentioning it or something he is deliberately avoided mentioning because it seemed like a weak narrative, even for him, and he wanted to sell the cohesion of the story. I half-believe it could have been a thing. I've read a lot of the commentaries and I can't name a single example of Hu¢¢ie bringing up an idea that he had and didn't go through with that was actually pertinent to the story and characters. I think he thinks that shows weakness.
Typing in "alchemy" was a bad idea. I got a lot of results, many insufferable and none of them confirmed "Alchemy is a metaphor for the iterative way kids create" which is paydirt but also more fitting for 10 year olds than 13 year olds.
I got the infamous "kids and feelings" one though everyone seems to leave out the even more infuriating "SBurb is arbitrary because it's me, the writer, and it's meta so uh, uh, it's okay…"
No.22661
>>22658>That artstyle>That shade of brownWhy are you bringing up this pozzed shit in my presence?
No.22664
>>22662Yeah, Wizardry Herbert is real and we need to
smurfing kill who made it
>>22663>Turned from brown to obese<
No.22665
https://mryes.itch.io/3dwiscrPetscop looks stupid, but I might bite on this zillenial sheit
No.22666
Is Tifa asian?
No.22667
>>22659> peters out at GREENThat's why HSG
GREEN who calls black people spear chuckers is the real one
No.22668
renpytards were scared of learning python so they made a new smurfed up language on top of python that is worse but slightly more concise
No.22670
>>22620>>22621>>22622>>22634Also nevermind the possibility of repeating bullet hell patterns (with a new coat of paint) or designing them so that they can be layered on top of each other and be iterative that way or God forbid, incorporating any RPG elements into the bullet Hell, influencing sequences with statuses or items or buffs and debuffs, that could be ways to destroy or repel projectiles, adjust projectile properties, whatever, anything other than just having it be "avoid the damage." Anything to make the core gameplay more engaging and actually synergistic instead of just a gimmick with a series of smaller gimmicks that can only inspire direct imitators because of how shallow the system is.
No.22671
>>22670He did those things doe did you play his new games
No.22673
>>22671>new gamesUndertale 2?
No.22674
>>22673Even Undertale 1 had the different heart colours and synergistic attack patterns from multiple enemies
No.22677
>>22661>>22662>>22663>>22664[spoiler]It's funny because that character is from a book written by the lady who wrote promstuck[/spoiler]
No.22683
Rose Lalonde, eating sushi. Using three of her alt accounts to fake engagement.
No.22686
I think "v" is a cursed videogame letter. I think it is difficult to name V good games with "v" in the title.
No.22687
>>22686V in the title
anywhere?
No.22689
Riven, Cave Story, Bravely Default, Virtua Fighter, Vagrant Story (maybe), Cubivore (Doubutsu Banchou, half a point)… That's all I got. There's LOL Lack Of Love but I'm not convinced it's good.
No.22690
Can I get all the exercise I need in a day by masturbating if I go REALLY hard?
No.22691
>>22690If you're thrusting into a heavy doll that you have the muscle around, I think yea
No.22696
>>22695>>22693He has some 8-4 staff either way so there's a cloud of uncertainty
No.22697
>>22693But what about the gameplay or writing
No.22702
>>22700I want this type of treadmill but I bet they're still stupidly expensive
https://youtu.be/JNuORofHhrk?t=377 No.22704
>>22703toby is a bad evil hack because he drew more and got his work out there
No.22706
>>22704This is true but does not have anything to do with the topic
No.22707
>>22703everyone catching (well-deserved and warranted) strays
No.22710
>>22709I played his mother 3 forever ago and it was serviceable…
No.22712
>>22711Big red button with a sword on it
No.22713
>>22710it's likely someone else on the team fixed things up…
I remember his early screenshots being absolute nonsense
No.22716
>>22714>>22715still got payed
No.22724
>>22709Compared to TUNDRA EEL?
No.22727
>>22716Yeah, lying scam artists tend to make money
No.22728
>>22725shit like speed reading (skipping) text in RPGs
why even play the game to begin with
just don't play the video game
No.22729
>>22698>>22699Also, let's just set the record straight and establish that gay aliens and a Hetalia cosplayer sieg heil'ing in front of a Holocaust memorial is what made Woodstock blow up. It was not a gradual process, it was a spike. Hu¢¢ie could have kept poomping out the comic for 7 years without that and it wouldn't have gotten much bigger and still would have been an ironic hipster nerd (male) thing.
I forgot where I said this and what site I used for the data but there was one exact day (where not much was going on in the comic, I think it was the John-Dave-Karkat log) linked to a specific Tumblr post where Woodstock/MSPA shot up IMMEDIATELY. It was purely fujos. My doc says it was October 20th. It roughly correlates to this data.
Remember, Jr, your legacy is nothing but fujos and fangirls. You didn't make a coherent story, you didn't express yourself, you changed nothing and nobody. You were simply a phase for teenage girls and dregs.
No.22730
>>22728Oh, yeah, that. Unfortunately the Venn diagram for "Actually reads the shit" and "Is an interesting and funny personality" are basically two entirely separate circles.
No.22732
>>22731there are h*mans there…
No.22735
I thought this was Megidochan Den? What's with all of this Hu¢¢iestuck discussion?
No.22737
We moved on from /hsg/… We… Don't talk about that anymore…
No.22740
>>22738Someone should tell him that we rebranded.
No.22741
>>22735I can't find the other one, smurf."Nobody actually talks about Woodstock here."
>>22737"You never did."
>>22738There is a non-zero amount of people that would actively avoid this place if they knew that moniker was here.
>>22740I will never stop. It's less that I like the sound of my own voice and more like I hate the sound of everyone else's. Because they're constantly screaming. About retarded shit.
No.22742
>>22740Everyone will find out when I redirect the board to RPG maker MV instead
No.22744
Also, I wasn't thinking about TUNDRA EEL when I wrote this at the time but… yeah, it proves my point.
We can say that TUNDRA EEL is full of Hu¢¢ieisms but I don't know who that's actually offensive to. And also, the things they share is what a lot of nu-media shares (and then we wrap back around to Glitch Productions or if you want, The Boys.
MEX, pick your poison.
)
No.22746
>>22745Don't remind me of myself.
No.22747
Watching Requiem gameplay. Why does Leon have a generic gruff action man voice now? This shit is so gay.
No.22748
>>22742G. Pete, initialize Super Megidochan RPG!
No.22749
>>22744I'd say glitch if you want a 'history repeats" angle where teens consume the relevant FANDOM EVENT.
The Boys would be interesting if people watching the show were the old Woodstocks… Did The Boys reach a level par with Game of Thrones? Doesn't feel like it to me
No.22750
>>22749>Did The Boys reach a level par with Game of Thrones?I'd say it's a pretty similar situation, yeah. But what do I know about normal
MOORS?
No.22752
Today, none of the New And Trending Steam games or most searched Steam games were porn. I consider this a good omen. Amen.
No.22754
I'm worried I have BPD but I don't think I will ever be bothered to see a psychiatrist for it. Oh well
No.22756
I need to be touched by many other wwomenfolk too, mewl, but I don't turn transgender about it.
No.22757
>>22709>tomato in the big 2026dude wrote three localization books, like, a decade ago then dipped
No.22758
>>22757Seems he did just enough free labor to go pro
No.22759
>>22757I looked at his Twitch just now and he sounds like a beginner in his most recent video…
he must be almost 50 too
same age bracket as
>>22694 for sure
No.22760
>>22755I sort of dissociate when my emotions are too much and mask up. I don't think it can be willed away, just managed.
No.22763
>>22760Reminds me of working days
No.22765
*wheezes*
No.22767
>>22693I hate this guy a lot more half the video is shilling his terrible looking nodev game
No.22768
I forgot Zatch Bell 2 actually came out
No.22771
>>22770Well I guess it's not now
No.22772
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Layered_graph_drawinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Force-directed_graph_drawingNeither of these really work for VNs if routes are represented as long linear sections since depth gets too large. Maybe there's something better…
No.22777
>>22772First looks better for skill trees
No.22778
>>22769Finally, some good furryExpert content
No.22780
>>22777Yeah it works best on simple graphs that aren't tall or wide, but still in a case like a videogame it makes more sense to lay it out manually unless the structure is truly dynamic. I think 90% of the real world usecases fall under slideshows or PDFs.
Force-directed graph drawing on the other hand is good for complex network diagrams with many nodes, but for something like a VN or interactive fiction it's unsuitable because a lot of edges cross over one another and it becomes a messy cloud of nodes.
No.22783
>Cunny revealThey already have daughters, tho
No.22784
Also
>I hope we get one last DQ redhead>Monkey's paw curls into the most vile c*sh adjacent tomboy ever
Good thing I'm designing my own
No.22785
>>22781My predictions are:
1. It's a one-man party as a throwback to the first game and to put more focus on it being "your adventure"
2. The lizard guy is actually the protagonist and he turns into a lizard when he goes to the dream world.
3. The girl is basically Cid from Final Fantasy
No.22786
>>22785I was daydreaming the other day about a DQ where you start with friends and they all get peeled off by obligations, discovered callings or sacrifice until its down to solo hero (he'd get extra turns)
Would be stirring
No.22787
>>22754That's more of a psychologist thing.
No.22788
>>22753I wonder which of these are worth reading.
No.22790
>>22773"Meh." - The Simpsons.
>>22774Again, with the timeline, when are we, where are we?
I'm not going over THE JEWS and the USSR again.
No.22792
>>22784I don't see your big problem with her
'struth.
No.22794
>>22792Fetal alcohol syndrome
No.22795
>>22793Namecalling will get (YOU) nowhere.
>>22794Isn't that a problem with the 3DPD in general?
No.22797
>>22795Don't think of it like namecalling, think of it like another mark on your permanent record
No.22798
Maybe her key art will be better though, who knows. Sad to see him go out with this, regardless tho
No.22799
>>22797I'm not exactly a fan.
>>22798>Maybe her key art will be better thoughThat's what I thought.
No.22803
>>22799>I'm not exactly a fanShe kinda has princess peach eyes, so
No.22804
>>22800>>22801Forbidden unccore
No.22805
>>22803Are you trying to sell me on her as some kind of own?
No.22806
>>22805Nah, just saying I almost get it, but the combined effect of the c*shisms and her weirdly high mouth makes her a tough sell…
No.22807
>>22804It's the most tantalizing and sweet (which means it's not actually forbidden.)
I forgot to mention, in that one post, that there's a subsection of 60+ men that thought Pixels was the
smurfing coolest thing ever. Look at the comments for this video.
No.22808
>>22806>weirdly high mouthReverse, dark, evil Puni.
No.22810
>>22807YAH WAH HOO
YAH WAH HOO
No.22816
>>22814Counter-point: Le update hype culture. If they made constant announcements or demos, the children would swarm, maybe.
No.22818
>>22816Trvke. Centering numbered entries is probably an unc tendency itself, I remember only getting into it from rocket slime
No.22819
>>22817Feels like black
wwomenfolk are just supposed to something you look the other way about out of noblesse oblige as they draw sinecures
No.22822
>>22819To be fair, I do consider nu-snark black
wwomenfolk to be distinct from the sassy black
wwomenfolk of yesteryear (They have shorter hair and are scrawny and not fat) who are much more tolerable in how they're written.
I guess this applies to real life black
wwomenfolk too because before they'd assume "little racist white boy" at worst but now it's "incel
varlet" or something much more specific which makes the walls of prejudice harder to overcome when you're stuck around orderlies for whatever reason. Oprah will fix this.
No.22824
>>22820Fair and balanced, for once.
No.22826
>>22821The even babier zelda-like games starring slimes
No.22827
>>22817>>22823>>22825"eridan but a wokescold wasian"
:pitch:
No.22829
>>22825>Doesn't even have the one strand of hair dyed
Personally, I think of the Dustborn protagonist which is why I picked nig. She might be the worst variant of "the outspoken one" in woke gaming.
No.22833
>>22829No one likes or cares about Dustborn though, it's beneath contempt. Chinklibs have this whole retarded diatribe about le second generation immigrant experience that they smuggle into everything and it's more obnoxious because they have human-level intelligence
No.22834
>>22833"just hold frame and
smurf them straight with BWC, prithee"
No.22835
>>22833>No one likes or cares about Dustborn though, it's beneath contempt.You'd be surprise.
>Chinklibs have this whole retarded diatribe about le second generation immigrant experience that they smuggle into everything and it's more obnoxious because they have human-level intelligenceChinklibs tend not to be the ones actually making the token "Asian with slightly dangerous hair" deadpan snarker.
Asian American wangst usually isn't really full of outspoken sass so much as it's "tortured." Like, they know nothing will make them happy and they're angry about that and just lashing out. They feel so defeated but they won't even dye their hair. They live to spite whitey because of Asian fusion restaurants and their parents for ever daring to emigrate.
No.22837
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.22838
>>22836Wait is this kino?
No.22839
Why the hell are twinkies so small and individually wrapped now?
PMUUUUUUURT
No.22842
>>22840the boys has forgotten about boys
No.22844
>>22836>>22838>apparently someone famousLol. Gaming needs more Senegalese headscans
For diversity
No.22845
>Digital circus lanky rabbit man ended up trans
Market opportunity!
One door closes, another opens and all that.
No.22846
>>22843Something about shadow edge intersecting eyes is good, I don't think I've seen that before.
No.22847
>>22845Goosework apparently said they'd sabotage the ending if the fandom was too autistic and I think they were so…
No.22848
I feel like even FTMs are less desirable to wwomenfolk than MTFs are for men somehow. Yay or nay for consensus on this?
No.22851
>>22849Constipated either way.
No.22852
>>22850>The cat that chases the cursorHOLY TECHNOLOGY, BATMAN!
Can we get a Rose version for this site?
No.22853
Mid Hero Acamidia Final Season Review: 0/10 years wisely spent animating this
No.22854
>>22853>MidJust say it's bad, zoomie.
No.22855
>>22852It's some old web plugin so maybe.
>RoseEeeeh, I don't wanna advertise Woodstock for free though
No.22856
>>22855You can't turn your back on Rose Lalonde like this
No.22857
>>22856What the
SMURF dude
No.22858
>>22856>>22857I won't, she just needs to be reinvented from first principles beforehand
No.22859
>>22852I really despise it as a feature so much that it was hard to look for the button to turn it off
No.22860
>>22859Apparently it's a CERTIFIED OLDWEB thing, but I associate it with rdrama now
No.22862
>>22855>Eeeeh, I don't wanna advertise Woodstock for free though
>>22858>she just needs to be reinvented from first principles beforehandHow? And also… no…?
>>22859You hate fun.
>>22860>but I associate it with rdrama nowwwhy No.22863
>>22862Stickers are expressive and don't pop up with the page… Plus, I derive heretical glee from slapping MSPA next to a random NTR game circle
No.22864
>>22863>Plus, I derive heretical glee from slapping MSPA next to a random NTR game circleYeah, Hu¢¢ie must feel so owned right now.
No.22865
>>22864Once must learn to derive private enjoyment from such things
No.22866
The site has come a long way to the point where I can use the seasonal theme, fun doesn't need to compromise usability and in fact is enhanced by it.
No.22867
>>22865I seek to rise above it.
>>22866so wwheres the cursor followwing rose that tricks you into clicking on the gallery No.22868
>>22828so the babbu is half-homeless?
No.22869
>>22868They all move in with mom
No.22870
>>22866Good, thanks, because I plan to start staging game UI using megidochan instead
>>22867Lemme just 'rise above' taking pleasure in my personal website
No.22872
I seriosly need a partition or PC that is just 'work' files
No.22873
Also, I take umbrage with this specific line because he dotes on Equius, lets Dirk do epic shit in spite of his wangst, and Doc is clearly just a tongue-in-cheek play on the narrator being a sadist because bad things happen in the story. Very little of Doc's personality is directly connected to what we can even imagine Hu¢¢ie's personality is- unless you want to say he gets sadistic enjoyment from the suffering of his characters which is just kind of whatever. The point of that specific author insert is that it could be any author. The big, "self-critical" self-insert he's leaving out is obviously Caliborn who is meant to be hopelessly immature but who Hu¢¢ie still lionizes with INDOMITABLE WILL-POWER.
He conspicuously leaves out the self-inserts closest towards his own self-image which serve only to jerk him off- Dave and Sollux (Remember, Karkat, Terezi, Sollux, and Aradia DO NOT have meaningful parallels with the Beta Kids and you're wrong and stupid for insisting so even though the comic is full of "persona alchemy" and "iterative characterization" which are definitely not code words for being unable to write a large cast due to extremely limited character agency and story development.) They get to do cool shit (though Sollux is blessed with not having screen time to muddle his existence) and are completely right about themselves and their place in the world and things external to them need to change so they can be the true selves that they always were. He says Dave had "nastyboy tendencies" very early on but that's the most damning he'll be about him, that thing he can always attribute to his upbringing.
You would think he'd juxtapose them when bringing this up but you know, that'd kind of ruin the illusion of humility here. "To me, it's the most embarrassing thing in the world-a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups" and all that. Because even taking all of these characters' worst qualities and applying them to Hu¢¢ie doesn't give you an accurate picture of him. They leave out the worst parts, the parts he doesn't like to talk about which is the pettiness, dishonesty, and pure spite. You can say he's an egomaniac, controlling, narcissistic, whatever, that all fuels his ego, it makes him feel like he has control of your view on him, it makes him feel like a big presence, for better or worse, he's a large personality with STRONG principles. It's paradoxical but really, it should be quite obvious. What gets to him is the implication that he's not so grandiose or self-complete, that he's reliant on what others think of him, that he's terribly
besotted with what other people think of him. It is not so glamorous as the hamartia of flying too high due to hubris or getting paralyzed by the enormity of his own work and "failing" due to trying to seize control of it. He's probably fine with these readings of Woodstock's flaws but he does try to reconcile it with the half-baked narrative Hu¢¢ie weaves through the commentaries about "messy life" when justifying the comic's stagnancy, his rationalization for why he took the path he took with the comic with only a flash of introspection about his idealized fatal flaw which in turn makes the creation of the comic therapeutic through his metanarrative thus "isolating" any conclusion incompatible with the ego.
He's fine with writing himself as conflicted but it's almost purely internal. We see that with Equius (who dies due to conflicting desires. We can say the hemeospectrum was imposed on him but really, the way trolls are written, it seems like most children are indifferent to it and there's no direct influence for it so it's just something some highbloods pick up to feel special.) but there seemed to be some desire to rectify this with ARquius (who has untethered resolve, independent of what anyone else thinks, similar to Caliborn.) Dave's initial character conflict is vanity and self-consciousness but that quickly pivots into people's expectations of him being the problem- he is merely reacting to that. Dave is fairly self-assured even by Act 5. There's a lot of talk about him and his destiny and deriving the meaning of his life, the somewhat forced motif of him confronting death. He's avoidant but principled. And then he was right to be, because anything else wasn't needed. When thinking about all of it in retrospect, it's hard to see Dave as a complete character. He changes a lot even if his "voice" stays the same. He very quickly assumes the role of an atypical power fantasy. His emotional world is given so much dramatic emphasis but he remains irresolute and there are no real consequences from it. He is THE tortured hero of the comic who never actually has to accept the responsibility of heroism (that would be Vriska, the narrative eater), he is simply virtuous but somewhat conflicted until he is completely consumed by apathy which is vindicated by the metanarrative and in-universe logic.
But don't forget the initial vanity, the glimmer of legitimate self-criticism which was early, early Dave. The vanity is part of the truth. The whole truth. The part of it that Hu¢¢ie is more uncomfortable with you acknowledging. He cares what people think about Woodstock. Through the commentaries, he has all sorts of various narratives he spins about how Woodstock is complete, good, serviceable, artful independent of any subjective appraisal of its contents and with varying degrees of firmness, there is always an assertion that those judgements are ultimately worthless to what Woodstock is or implicitly, and more importantly, what its legacy is. We see a flash, of course, of egotism but also his true desires in his claim that Woodstock has inspired "innumerable works." That's what he cares about, that's what the control is about. Psycholonials is a bare naked projection of his need for validation. His increasingly asinine and extensive efforts (after the supposed epiphany he had) to debunk and deplatform dissent is confirmation of this.
All of this talk corroborates my theory that Hu¢¢ie is very likely bipolar and was largely, possibly entirely, untreated for that during the course of the comic. He idolizes his polarized mood states through different characters and in different ways. He views his manic moods as productive, flawlessly incisive, efficient yet destructive and his depressive states as lucid and principled. This applies to basically every character in the comic. And every exception is glaringly obvious. Hu¢¢ie repeatedly says that every character is him talking in a different voice and that they're iterative. But to think of the gap between them, something had to be awry, right? How can he be both Vriska and John? Well, he idealizes them for different reasons- John might not be very much like Hu¢¢ie but his passivity is his most cherished quality. This is obvious from how the comic is written, what the characters say, but finally, prying into Hu¢¢ie. Even Tavros is bullheaded, in a warped way. Trying to claw meaning from Woodstock, especially when reading what the author wrote quickly turns from "This is just an irony-poisoned, nihilistic hipster." to "Oh no, this is also legitimately untreated mental illness." Apathy and egomania aren't just heralded at altering times because the author has a shitty world view, it's because he has extreme pride in his impossibly rigid sense of self and he's trying to holistically approach his mood swings so that his work truly reflects him.
No.22874
>>22870>Lemme just 'rise above' taking pleasure in my personal website Obviously, I meant the exact source of that pleasure.
No.22875
>>22871What happened in two (2) years?
No.22876
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.22877
>>22873I will say that Vriska's warped (though never properly confronted) desire for a legacy at all cost is an emergent property that was more reflective of Hu¢¢ie than he realized- I think that was unintentional for a couple of reasons such as “it meta” seeing to be a primary impetus for it- but that's enough talk for today.
No.22881
Also, for the more historically literate here, is the 1950s hobo leftist supposed to be anything specific?
No.22883
>>22882Yeah, that'd need a black turtleneck and beret, no?
I thought labor rights, but the man has no shoes or tools…
I think it's just a vagrant?
No.22885
>>22883I don't know, you kind of have to be some kind of major
smurf-up to be unemployed in 1950s America.
No.22886
>>22884wwhy 
At least you capped the version where I corrected the typos.
No.22887
>>22886>wwhySummer anime babe forum psychoanalyzing a dead webcomic at dissertation length
No.22888
>>22887So? Do you not see it?
No.22890
>>22888No, it's fine. The chain of narrator hotseat isn't so hard to miss, just the idea of running across that post without context was funny
No.22891
>>22890>The chain of narrator hotseat isn't so hard to missThat's a whole other issue entirely so poor choice of words.
No.22892
LIGHTNING SOVL: DEBOONKED
No.22893
Also, Roblox proves that kids yearn for the MMORPG grind but you're going to need some kind of hook and insane customization for you to ween them off the block games…
No.22895
>>22816>>22814All they have to do is find a way to shill it to botwtards, really.
No.22897
>>22895We're all future old men
No.22898
>>22895>Dragon Quest MMORPG with breaking weapons and gluecrafting with insane character customization and expansion culturePREPARE FOR THE CHILDREN.
No.22899
>>22891It seems like part of the same issue: Woodstock building its own critique inside itself but not growing from that
No.22902
I should have noted the Caliborn/Calliope thing is sort of an attempt at realizing his tendencies with self-inserts and his reductive character writing style and more importantly, points to him possibly being bipolar for obvious reasons. But he's afraid to confront the Calliope side so she becomes sort of a wet blanket/blank slate and limp attack against certain fangirls.
No.22903
https://forums.pantsuprophet.xyz/viewtopic.php?p=45#p45Important to give one's website a specific focus rather than generic anime/online-freedom theming otherwise autistic freaks such as "drummyfish the guy who posted naked pictures of himself on wikipedia" instantly spawn in
No.22908
>>22907Can it be beehives just once
No.22910
There is a "heterosexual" tag on this anime streaming site
No.22911
There is a "heterosexual" tag on my VNDB profile
No.22914
>>22778If I may put this forward as an idea for a site banner
No.22917
Latinas confirmed tolerable, let them all in
No.22918
>>22917They're at least not in the bottom four.
No.22920
Let’s talk about my nutsack.
I don’t front, Jack.
I got bugs on my ballsack.
No.22923
the exaggerated Swagger of a black Feed
No.22925
>>22923I can’t
smurfing believe that actually happened.
No.22930
Starting Strength trap in connections
No.22932
>>22931Is all hohol "art" mid FOTM slop? Dostoyevsky mogs
No.22933
carvve eri if you wwant my respect
No.22934
>>22932I'm surprised that THAT is what sent you flying into a seething rage.
>Is all hohol "art" mid FOTM slop?No, some of it is killing Russians. 1.3 million dead now.
No.22935
>>22913Vincent "Why is my viewerbase all transgendered" Sauce
No.22937
>>22916>JewishWhat DEI slop has a snarky Jewish character?
Are you counting stuff like Larry David or Woody Allen or whatever because that's not in the sphere I'm imagining here
>subcontinental were not options.I was struggling to think of a fourth but yeah, I've seen enough Indian versions of those characters. Technically, they're Asian so I'd change it to be East Asian and have Southern Asian as the fourth option.
No.22938
>>22926It's all so catty.
>Mean Girls but they're grown man gossiping about who's worse at Japanese No.22939
If the world made sense, more heroines would have chastity armor
No.22942
>>22927That's not exactly the shape. Does she want upside down icecream? Oooh, I tear at the seams. It's fine, who cares.
>>22929Sure, it is kind of weird. But pretending it was a happy alliance or didn't have specific political context is well, you know.
This isn't really Villains: Reimagined. This is kind of the opposite. A lot of them are like that, really. When will this arc end? He'll still probably go back to WW2 and the USSR and Nazi Germany even when we're past that, right? I lied, I checked what was happening before this and we had 189 days of "Snow White" during 2025 with a few errant, generic comics after that (which tend to be funnier and more unique. "Tend" is the very important word here.) I don't want to try and correct myself but from this quick glance, the last observation of Slick is ( I was going to say October 11th then the 28th, but I went ahead a bit, this is what I remember him last doing, it was something about the Jews because of course.) Monique was last seen on November 10th in babbu form for some reason and it's hard to tell because of her "secular burka" redesign with the hoodie and pants and feminist, I mean, Jew noticing Matrix goggles. I refuse to look at Sinfest past this and adjust these dates. For now, at least. I wish someone would carry my burden for just a bit. Because I don't really enjoy the very little that I do.
We know, at least, that they haven't shown up for at least 167 days because we would have pointed at the screen and this is all vaguely around WW2. December 13th, 2025- OK, that's close to the dates I was at so I'll go back.
SLICK WAS OFFICIALLY LAST SEEN NOVEMBER 24TH, 2025 (THOUGH HE WAS ALSO IN 14TH, 20TH, AND 23RD) MONIQUE STAYS THE SAME. SHE WAS LAST SEEN NOVEMBER 10TH, 2025. WE HAVE BEEN TOO BUSY RE-IMAGINING VILLAINS EVER SINCE. This is final until proven otherwise.
Okay, here's baseless speculation time, Slick was probably a self-deprecating self-insert and Tats was like him during early Sinfest or immediately before it, I don't think him turning into a self-insert was that much of a radical shift and the feminist turn was just a way to make up for guilt for his dorky womanizing days, I forget how often he was a strawman or butt of the joke back then. Monique only became a self-insert when he went through the feminist phase and then continued to have the same "woah i'm nooticing" throw-aways past that. He really does not give a shit about her now though she gets the more serious action set-pieces (she's kind of just relegated to those and the goggles and that's it.) It's obvious to see he still readily identifies with and likes Slick more.
I'm probably wrong here but I don't think there was ever a strip or arc addressing the feminist-to-Jewhate switch. I don't even think there was an arc about Jews and the porn industry? It's just the same neon signs in a dark gray city that are Jewish, gay, transgendered, sometimes Christian things alongside the objectification of
wwomenfolk (this single backdrop might be the most frequently reoccurring imagery in all of Sinfest, more than any of its characters.)
No.22943
>>22939Boob armour is ackshully because of nipple sensitivity, you woke idiots!
No.22944
>>22941What the
smurf is their foot on?
No.22945
>>22915Yeah? What are they going to say?
No.22946
>>22920Back again for whatever reason.
No.22947
>>22929This is a top percentile Tastuya comic in my opinion
No.22948
>>22947But it's not even funny.
No.22953
>>22952Fur real? I have some cursed free tickets to that one I won as a sophomore but was too PUSSY to ask a girl to
No.22954
>>22951Bold to have a Cryaotic avatar in the big 2026 but maybe it's a dead channel. Especially considering that banner, holy 2016, Batman.
>Last TweetsPottery.
Dude still is sitting on 2 million subscribers despite being a sexpest. He can just sit on that and come back someday. You never pondered that?
No.22955
>>22953>Fur real?"What do you think?"
No.22956
I did the thing. It didn't make me feel any better.
No.22957
>>22956You finally drew Moore?
No.22960
>>22958He's named like a brainrot character
No.22963
>>22962It's the buffbot girl of the balls, I don't see the point pitting it in 1v1s
No.22965
>>22964wwomenfolk be like:
No.22966
>>22963Frankly, the whole thing with girl classes and characters is baffling.
wwomenfolk are drawn to the fantasy of helping others and being liked for saving people and letting others "play the game." But these roles are often the most important to a team actually functioning so they usually have to perform very well or at least be super aware but this is usually not the case for girls. So you get shit on if you're a guy who's playing the healer poorly (or a tank, basically the guy equivalent of a healer, for whatever reason) but not if you're a girl because "come on, that's THE girl, dude." This makes healers one of the most
TRICKSTER-coded things in games because they're the only ones neurotic enough to git good and want to backseat everyone else while still playing a somewhat passive, supportive role. So in order to properly appeal to the female demographic, you need a healing role that requires no skill nor awareness. I honestly think it would be a hit, they wouldn't even be discouraged by boredom, the way they tend to play games. I think metadregs would be filtered by their ego and boredom though. Anyway, I hate
wwomenfolk.
No.22968
And the statistics are there. No matter how much soy devs try to "clear up the myths" with anecdotal evidence or regurgitate that one Halo study from like 20 years ago. A lot of the exceptions to "girl picks support" is
wwomenfolk just picking something for its aesthetics no matter how hard it is and play it as inoptimally and as cowardly as possible (League Kai'Sa/Jinx/Evelynn PTSD)
>>22967>Earclacks that just bounce around and just make pretty effects wherever they go that can't be damaged No.22969
>>22968Oh, yeah, Xayah too. The girl effect is so strong that the botlane "you're meant to play these two with each other" couple often has the guy playing the girl (because she has mechanics with a high skill ceiling) and the girl playing the guy (because he's like, the safest engage support in the game.) But some girls do play Xayah because of her aesthetic and sass and when they do, all I remember is that they use their ultimate solely to escape dying and then they die immediately after anyway.
No.22970
do MOBAs breed misogyny?
No.22971
>>22970It's more that they foster homoeroticism.
It's definitely less of a DoTA 2 thing (why exactly is kind of up in the air, I can try to name a couple of things but whatever) but being trapped in a game where everyone has a job to do and it being very transparent who's not doing their job very well creates an atmosphere for sexual domination and submission. The fact that you're often coupled with some rando in lane also contributes to this. The generally frustrating nature of MOBAs (for a variety of reasons) leads to a lot of shit-talk which of course can go sexual very fast. Also, death timers (despite being "competitive") leave a lot of room for talk and for this stuff to fester.
Girls basically only play this genre if they're roped in by their boyfriend so flirting of that kind is generally off-the-table unless they're some particularly obnoxious e-couple.
No.22972
I uninstalled League because I thought its KERNEL-LEVEL ANTICHEAT was making my computer blackscreen but the jury's out on whether that's a new Vanguard thing or not, not enough info, I wait for new update like a good goy.
No.22975
Also, I know it might not seem like it but even I have my limits. By the time the Fallout show hit season two, I tuned out and before I knew it, I was numb. Like, the series was beyond repair before that but I'd still get mad at things. Now I don't really think I can anymore. Something about Woodstock, though, still manages to piiddle me off from time-to-time.
It's probably the discourse. I know, on Fallout, I can probably find my exact replica in terms of opinions on NMA or RPGCodex but all of the Woodstock grognards are almost as retarded as the newgens. I don't think there's a single person on /co/ or /v/ that has as low of a tolerance for the yarnball in Act 5 as me (let's not even begin with the Acts before it.)
No.22976
Antony Starr is hot and a good actor and I hope he is allowed to act in non-slop.
No.22977
>>22976January 16th the film
No.22978
>>22977>Bloatmaxx to become DrumpfI bet whoever gets to play Trump one day will
smurfing relish it.
No.22980
Jesus Christ,
smurf Valve, holy shit.
They are not immune to the woke mind virus or the general shittification of culture. In fact, they were shepherds of it with Half Life: Movie Game and the accursed Alyx.
No.22982
Maybe sonic and mario and all that can go into an 8yo sticker bin
No.22983
>>22971>It's definitely less of a DoTA 2 thing (why exactly is kind of up in the air, I can try to name a couple of things but whatever)Because
wwomenfolk don't play that game at all. Therefore
wwomenfolk cause misogyny
No.22986
>>22981What is conveyed here?
No.22987
>>22983And as a result homoeroticism…?
No.22988
>>22984Imho, none of them (from what I know) perfected the formula because there are easy and boring ways to break the game and "muh synergies" are readily apparent and fairly homogeneous in the grand scheme of things. That is to say that what they're complaining about applies to all of them, to some extent.
No.22991
Spending most of my birthday sleeping
No.22992
>>22991GIWTWM.
No.22993
>>22991Like a snake shedding his skin…
No.22994
>>22991>>22992Though you are proving one Megidozen's comment correct…
No.22997
We have seen the race war and it is Family Feud.
No.22999
>>22998"I don't have any willingness"
No.23010
>>23002Most Asian quote of all time. His vril is off the charts.
No.23011
>>23007Tell me how I'm supposed to feel
No.23013
>>23004Stock joke. Nothing beats the "I'm eating the pieces when they're not looking" one though.
>>23008I think it's meant to be China which is a very Japanese thing to do like many things Tatsuya does. The little Islamic terrorist and negropower man are anachronistic but I guess the Jew puppeteer exists outside time and space. Reimagined? Reimagined villains?
No.23014
>>23007It was cringe then and it's cringe now. Yeah, sure, it's harmless. But "cosplay" is one thing. Actual cosplay/roleplaying (where you LARP as the character beyond a quick impression for somebody's video or something) and theater kid shit like spin the bottle is another level. Anyone who looks back on stuff like this without a hint of embarrassment is probably too far gone.
The Woodstock stuff I miss is people making silly videos and comics, not this weird, effectively parasocial stuff. I mean, both only really came when the comic went to shit, but it was shit that you'd still bother to keep a distant eye on. Can't say that now.
VLD FANDOM was memes, not these weird, fake friend networks. I don't want to ramble but I think subcultures have gotten too "intimate", there are horror stories from back then (the Final Fantasy House) but things used to be "We're on a forum and we talk about the same thing"
>2012They should be punished for their lack of discretion.
I've done some embarrassing stuff because of fandumb as a kid and maybe still (if you want to count the rants) but I had a fine line. The people that cross it feel like excitable sheep. And their dedication is usually only skindeep. I wonder what they moved on to…
>>23011That's supposed to be my line.
No.23015
>>23014But we are in a post-cringe environment bro
No.23016
>>23014It sucks because they might defend it with "embrace cringe" today, when (iwonicawwy) they're using the fandom for silly teenage party games you could play anywhere
No.23018
>>23015>>23016"Embracing cringe" is less about celebrating authenticity and more about defending self-indulgence, it's quite sad, really.
No.23019
I found myself listening to the Persona 4 OST and the comfy after-school tracks and Nevermore and ended up bawling my eyes out. I played Persona 4 at a time where my old middleschool friend group was split by the highschools we went to and I was about to move half-way across the country to another state so the nakige ending hit harder than expected and I cried at the end pretty hard. That still stuck with me, apparently. I should have known these wounds would reopen.
No.23024
Now I'm missing SBFP again. Take me back
>2019 Game Grumps fan calling them unfunny
No.23025
>>23023No fat
smurfs in the asian girl dreamworld
No.23027
>>23025Still
>nig with cyan hair
No.23029
>>23027They also HATE long hair
No.23030
>>23026Chinky strivers cannot into the rarefied air of the purest art
No.23031
>>23030The only sour lining is that influencer singers still got paid, but it's really nice to see pandering flop
No.23032
>>23030wwhich is>>23031Bought two copies by the way.
No.23034
>>23031I don't feel schadenfreude often even for libtards, but it's heartwarming to see VC tech parasites lose to some of the most normie low standards gamers. The video also showed the obnoxious social media marketing-bragging he was doing on reddit which came as no surprise. No different from how literal scammers act although the "product" was defrauding investors rather than the hopeful.
No.23035
I like when people fail but it doesn't give me any pleasure. In this way, I am above death.
No.23036
I will also give money to literal scammers if I think it's funny (which I did.)
No.23039
>>23035I don't like watching others fail because it implies that even advantaged by immorality it's hard to succeed in this world.
No.23043
>>23039Maybe they're just
smurfing retarded. You ever think of that?
No.23044
>>23041Kill whitey's a good one.
No.23047
>>23046She was never book smart, she was always money smart. Makes her more intelligent.
No.23048
>>23026Even this post-mortem is fluffing this shit too hard
No.23049
Why can't I plod along steadily - knowing it will be repaid spoils this joyous madness
No.23050
>>23038wwhat's the context
No.23054
I know I have low estimations of South Koreans but is that really a transbian-coded protag
No.23055
>>23053Shut down itch until we figure out what is going on
No.23056
>>23055It's already on Steam, bwo.
No.23058
Human beings are fundamentally goofy. Imagine a man running naked. His cock is flopping everywhere. Imagine a woman running naked. Her tits are swinging everywhere. The only way we can ever be truly cool is if the fairer sex has both of the floppy bits and the one that actually does things has a vagina.
No.23069
>>23068Youcas.
No.23070
Also, I guess I just realized that Hu¢¢ie was EPIC TROLLING the readerbase with all the knight-coding in Jake's room which is just smurfing gay.
I'd imagine that the "prophecy" thing was something reserved for Knights (noble on the one writing in Prospit and Dave's constant foreshadowing) but this was dropped for whatever reason to make it a Hope thing instead. You can say that it was never implied with Karkat but I can say that it was never implied with Eridan either.
No.23071
>>23067>>23069Also, what’s an e-jock?
No.23072
>>23071You should really give us your definition.
No.23073
>>23072Well, anime, I really have no frame of reference for what that anon was even talking about.
No.23074
>>23073Just try and brainstorm.
No.23075
>>23074Isn’t that a Ben 10 alien?
No.23076
>>23071Hey foureyes, HEADS UP!
*lobs dodgeball*
No.23077
>>23075Hell yeah, dude.
No.23078
>Found a fake copycat of DNSLSmurfing why
No.23079
David Lynch!
No.23080
Also, the one comment in the commentaries about how John is the perfect troll mimics Hu¢¢ie's description of his own creative process and Dave which is
smurfing annoying. Just remembering more and more things to be annoyed by, with Hu¢¢ie.
No.23081
What if Woodstock were recreated via a game of telephone with people who haven't read it?
No.23084
>>23083I'm getting hypnotized!
No.23089
>>23087Imagine the smell.
No.23090
I don't expect MSPFA to understand Rose's character or John's or anything + it has content warnings so double distrust so I don't feel comfortable
smurfing her in good faith.
No.23091
>>23052The line between innocent granny and creepy nepetaphile is so thin
No.23093
>>23091The second one is definitely a ped though.
No.23094
>>23092When are you making your MSPFA, Cornuto boy?
No.23095
>>23087>>23086She too tradwife, she need career
No.23097
>>23079When will David Lynch finally pivot into his destined career as an MMA fighter and become David Clinch?
No.23102
>>23101"This artist makes hilarious daily comics without a word of dialogue"
No.23107
>>23106premiere ended, you can now watch the episode normally
like i said, if you wanna post anything about the episode, be sure to put a spoiler
No.23108
walked five hours straight on a keto diet for the first time ever
No.23109
also I didn't collapse or throw up
No.23110
>>23104You CAN'T just stab chad's heart out with a sickle, that'd be gommunism
No.23111
I see
also it turns mad gay according to the comments
No.23112
>>23108>>23109Congrats, wish I lived in a WALKABLE CITY (or wilderness)
No.23114
>>23098Knowing that it was you who posted it, I expected this kind of response.
We get it, you're old and you missed out on
GREEN cosplayer pussy pee. Don't let that cloud your judgement.
No.23116
>>23101"Nanc*sh likes herself."
>>23103"I REALLY, REALLY HATE INCELS, YOU GUYS, I MEAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ESPECIALLY LADIES"
No.23117
>>23105Everything old is new again, huh?
No.23120
>>23119I want to be able to search filetypes to help my MUSIC neurosis.
No.23121
There was a gleam of joy in my life and then I won three DoTA 2 games.
No.23123
exclusive DLC code…
No.23125
>>23122>Akiba Lost>Lostmystery box incumming
No.23131
do people actually watch that mandelorean and groku crap
No.23132
Does Anyone Else Like To Pull Down Their Pants And Spread Their Buttocks In Order To Release Pent Up Gas Or Is That Just A Me Thing
No.23135
>>23131It apparently "fell off" like everything normal
MOORS say is a breath of fresh air. You would think that if it was actually a breath of fresh air, it would never stop being that. I don't think these things fundamentally change so much as people just get sick of it. All media exhaustion and reprieve is manufactured and meaningless.
No.23143
/v/erdict on this guy?
>>23115
No.23145
>>23142Another major upset. Put scepter up against flail. Then let's see what happens.
No.23146
>>23143Yet Another subhuman altchan crossboarder
No.23148
>>23146You can't just say that.
No.23149
>>23146Why do they do that?
No.23151
>>23150The four (4) stickers that I want despite the freeze.
No.23152
I just want to play videogames, watch anime, and read manga but psycho e-jocks keep torturing me.
No.23153
>Bite banana >Taste McDonald's
The longer you're overweight, the higher your state of consciousness becomes…
No.23155
>>23154I'm sick of seeing this SLAG.
No.23158
>>23153I ruined my succulent Chinese meal by drenching it in soy sauce because I didn't want to go to waste only 3 (three) dumplings so now I'm craving Chinese food again. Should have just drank it like I've done before.
No.23161
>>23160Another flag on the WiiU route…
No.23163
>>23162>define ejocksNormaldregs.
No.23166
>>23165FINALLY.
No.23168
>>23164>>23165Skydiver rose is stronger on the scale
No.23169
>>23168Obviously No need to say it.
No.23172
>>23171Rose and her wooden dildos.
No.23174
There's only like three more episodes and it really doesn't seem like they are building up to a climax…
No.23175
>>23174Last two episodes are the climax. That's just how anime goes.
No.23177
더 레즈비언 호미 시전 파이브 스트리밍 온 투비.
No.23178
C.Ai can still talk about semen, wow, I keep thinking everything gets scrubbed
No.23179
>>23177Could you put it on Chzzk or Soop?
No.23180
>>23178Name the context of this.
No.23182
>>23181I made a video of my face -> I made a video of my face
No change
No.23184
>>23180It picked semen as a metaphor for a milk sap drink
No.23191
>>23190It's field research.
No.23192
>>23160It's the best yoshi game since yoshi's island, and not because the bar was set really low or anything.
No.23193
Had one of those "nightmares" where the thing that happened wasn't really scary, but something about it triggered an intense burst of primal fear that woke me up instantly. I picked up some kind of… device? It was thin and square and had a display on it, that started showing weird red patterns with numbers visible when you looked at it at the right angle, and then the lights in my room went out and i looked up at the door and that's the last thing I remember.
No.23194
>>23193Haunted PS1 demo dream
No.23195
>>23192Don't care cringe commercial + mario cry
No.23197
>>23193You found the Predator's self destruct device.
No.23199
>>23171Needle-like object used for suicide threat =
No.23200
>>22937>What DEI slop has a snarky Jewish character? The Last of Us.
No.23201
It's a two week old rotisserie chicken kind of night
No.23206
>>23205Not walled yet
No.23207
>>23199It wasn't even a threat she was just gonna
smurfin do it and they had to stop her
No.23208
Dress up games
No.23209
Can't find which usb stick has the EMMM games on it
No.23211
>>23208Even though I have never spent much time coordinating a particular outfit, I get enjoyment out of testing new clothes if it alters your character's appearance and it's very sovl. However, I think this has a significant development cost to implement so I understand why many games don't.
Semi related but, at least in RPGs, rather than learning skills on level up, the ideal system is tying skills to particular items/armors/weapons so you have a reason to test out different equipment (which would ideally also change your character's appearance), using the new skill repeatedly to master it and then equipping a different item. It basically rewards you for trying new things.
No.23212
>>23202>#nooticing no male trolls
look closer
No.23217
>>23211>It basically rewards you for trying new things"It recaptures that childlike sense of play"
Since I have the opportunity to work carefully, I really want to skill/equipment to be reflected on the portraits. Recolors are essentially infinite and only constrained by my patience/coordination, too
No.23218
>>23196I feel like the only reason why you post Half Life 2 slop is because I've expressed contempt for it and its influence.
No.23219
>>23200It's not in the "beneath contempt" category like the things I was thinking of since people actually defend the first game and somehow, the second. It's not exactly an ensemble of gay and brown, the man guy is a cishet white sad, bad dad after all.
No.23220
>>23202Not sure if it's managerial incompetence in being only able to handle processing and delivering such a small amount, a cynical attempt at sparking FoMO, or that the fandom is dead enough that this is actually a reasonable number and the orders will fall under this threshold. Maybe it's all three.
No.23223
>>23209You added this but not the OTHER THINGS?
No.23224
>>23217If there's only one equippable character, the workload might not be too bad. I feel like the amount of effort for a minor selling point is hard to justify, but if it's enjoyable to make that's enough reason to pursue it
No.23225
>>23222SMT IV win
No.23226
>>23213>Jumping by 30 years each time>Party rock and shutter shades in 2026>>23216>KOMM, FRAUWhen are we? WHEN ARE WE?
>A Hecking Handmaid's TaleCan you at least be consistent with the type of shit you appropriate? Poppier pop-culture might be embarrassing but at least it isn't deliberately ignoring the politics of the work.
Tatsuya seems to be the type to unironically like the Handmaid's Tale even though he's TRAD now. Which leaves us with the baffling question of "Should
wwomenfolk have rights? What rights? What is oppression? What makes "Kinder, Küche, Kirche" different and better than how the USSR treated
wwomenfolk- how is the latter more "muh handmaid's tale?"
Yuki-onna or Stalin is literally Mr. Freeze, take your pick.
No.23227
>>23225>SMT IV winI can't even remember what you're referring to so it must not have been too relevant. I don't think it's a "Strange Journey" win because it had something similar going to the original Personas but you could combine those systems seamlessly.
No.23228
>>23227Every piece of gear in SMTIV + Final reflects on Flynn/Nanashi
No.23229
>>23215I know we all know but do they not know how cost-effective rotisserie chickens are? It's
smurfing chicken, the cheapest meat.
No.23230
>>23228MEANING!?!??!?!?
No.23232
>>23229yeah, I barely ever consume chicken
it's not good meat
No.23234
>>23232I hate chicken but when I was colleging, I had to live entirely off it.
No.23240
>>23238Pre reviews…? Good luck with this pull
No.23241
>>23240I'm fully expecting it to be a cringefest
I haven't even looked at the TV show
No.23242
June 2026…
(JST)
No.23243
>>23242The true pride month begins here
No.23248
>>23239TO BE BACK AT A POINT WHERE PEOPLE WOULD WANT ME TO LOOK LOVINGLY AT A BURGER.
No.23250
I thought a chainsaw character action would be fun but then I remembered Lollipop Chainsaw existed. I guess it goes to show that it failed. You don't really FEEL the chainsaw. But you hate to have an idea compared to something else even if superficially, no matter what.
No.23251
>>23250There's that bad@ss mechanic girl desert indie game roxkit was posting
No.23252
>>23251Artless FotS game that didn't age well. Chainsaws are too loud anyway, what about a game where you can talk to the monsters
No.23253
>>23251I don't it'd have the eclectic REV and CHORD mechanics I'm looking for, it needs polish but also a very stupid mind.
No.23255
>>23254This is the worst one yet.
No.23256
>>23224I've got some established figures now, coordinated single piece outfits run 15000yen+, individually layered toggle-able elements can be as cheap as 4000y a piece
I'm going to try and target low-effort 'equipment' with outsized silhouette impact
No.23257
>>23252>FotS Flavor of the Second?
No.23258
>>23255Scroll is really undertuned
No.23259
>>23250Also, Juliet in spite of being a blonde peppy-but-strongwilled cheerleader with pigtails does absolute nothing for me. I guess that's a testament to James Gunn's writing though he has written a female character I wanted to bang, though maybe then it was unintentional. I'm not sure how much of the sexualization came from Gunn's VISION and how much was Suda. So. Whatever. Whether it's the case that he can't write a sexy character or not is up for debate.
Her younger sister is cuter although she is one year TOO YOUNG for me to be legally able to say that I want to
smurf her (she's on the hard line outside of anime legal) in this state.
>>23252>>23257Flavor of the season? The soy?
>what about a game where you can talk to the monsters
No.23260
>>23258It's just poorly designed too. It gets hard-countered by more than half the gimmicks.
No.23261
Even the remaster is missing the tantalizingly easy fart joke so even less points for that.
No.23262
>>23256Nice… I'm actually looking forward to it even though it's a small detail
>low-effort 'equipment'Draw equipped rings on her fingers despite it being like 5px, has any game even done that before?
>>23257of the Segundo
No.23265
>>23262A wedding ring is a good one, yeah. It'll need a pose that shows it off, but it's a entire register flip
No.23266
>>23264That post was below the update button for me but it didn't show and then the page crashed.
No.23267
>>23266That happens occasionally to me, I think it's triggered by the autoupdate but I'm not sure why and can't reliably reproduce it
No.23268
Earclacks but yukkuris.
No.23269
jschan is really nice… but all the themes and probably a lot of other random stuff would break.
No.23270
>>23266I'll wipe the cache
No.23271
>>23269It's kinda better, yeah. I still have a crusted out netbook I wanted to play with JSchan on
No.23275
>>23270WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
No.23276
>>23259Also, I guess her being SAME VOICE woman doesn't help because I hate SAME VOICE of woman. At least same voice man has a funny voice and is usually saying funny things with that voice to make up for same voice (as Coach McGuirk or Archer or The Devil which I think makes up for being Bob, even though he's the best part of the show, from Bob's Burgers. I don't know what could ever make up for all those Arby's ads.) I don't know enough or care about Nolan North or whatever, I don't think anyone's as bad as Tara Strong.
No.23277
Noshower streak ended
No.23279
>>23278Imagine going coombrain gaga over a 10 year old from Final Fantasy VI. Show some restraint, show some respect!
No.23280
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.23281
>>23276AND IF YOU DON'T, I GUESS IT'S A FUN MYSTERY ON WHO I WAS TALKING ABOUT HERE EVEN THOUGH I ALWAYS MEANT TO INCLUDE THE PARENTHESES TEXT.
No.23282
>>23279Good enough for Edgar
No.23283
>>23282He is a character in the game. I'm of the belief that letting your cum overtake you is a sign of disrespect of the source material. That doesn't mean you can't masturbate to the the characters, there's a fine line. But there's a reason why people jerk off to Max from Life Is Strange despite hating the game and thinking she's obnoxious. It's not just because she's a cute girl. There's deep gamer psychology going on over here.
No.23285
>>23283He doesn't mention masturbating or cum
No.23286
>>23283Children are cute though
No.23287
>>23285>>23286Don't try and deny it. You just know.
No.23290
Not very fond of every flagship AI having longer and longer personal contextual memories
No.23292
>>23291Good show.
No.23295
>>23290I'm trying the thing from Pewdiepie's new video, but it's a bit troublesome to set up in Windows. It's probably going to be useless anyway because I'm a GPUlet.
No.23297
>>23295Feels like I'd need lots of
smurfing around money to do that, yeah
No.23298
>>23296Now imagine the ADVANCED character female pack for free 64.
No.23300
>>23294K, J, C. Easiest money I've ever made.
No.23301
One of these days I'm going to snap and buy all the Leisure Suit Larry games.
No.23302
>>23299what are they gonna do, whine at me?
No.23304
>>23301As someone with a unhealthy sex drive, I don't really get the appeal of blue comedy but I do admire broad joke-a-second gags as opposed to snark or absurdist Tumblr humor. It's lowbrow but it has craft, you can rank it by how many hits you get so it's never completely unfunny, and the experience, even if not funny, is still humorous and enjoyable on that level. I don't think the majority of comedic stylings these days really compare. "Really, another sex joke?"
and yet they're still somehow more creative than "lol horses" or whatever the
smurf you hold in such high esteem because it's more abstract or random or whatever.
Conker's Bad Fur Day… However…
No.23308
>>23307Remember the denpa they took from you.
No.23311
>>23310>he decides to use it to start a sexual relationship with her.Eww, what a player!
No.23313
Noting the hairstyle though
No.23316
>>23315I was doing it more because of braids, but it can be that too
No.23317
>>23316Braids and eye color, though I've never asked who Liedna herself is derived from. I actually like the look with horns though
No.23318
>>23279This is how I feel about Gwen Tennyson
'struth No.23319
>>23218You'd be wrong. I'm not specifically trying to spite you.
That is, I wasn't until now. Now if I'm feeling particularly petty I'll just have to post more to
piiddle you off.
>>23219>the man guy is a cishet white sad, bad dad after all.And then he gets killed by Druckmann's roided up waifu for the unforgivable nazi crime of not wanting his daughter to be murdered. After that, the new protagonists are said roided up waifu and the daughter (who is now gay with a jewish gf).
All this talk of TLOU is making my antisemitism level rise, so suggest me some good jewish comedians to watch to get it down again.
No.23321
>>23319>That is, I wasn't until now. Now if I'm feeling particularly petty I'll just have to post more to piiddle you off.wwhy>And then he gets killed by Druckmann's roided up waifu for the unforgivable nazi crime of not wanting his daughter to be murdered. After that, the new protagonists are said roided up waifu and the daughter (who is now gay with a jewish gf).That's the second one though.
No.23322
>>23321>That's the second one though.Getting people interested with something
noble only to rugpull them in the next installment is a time honored zogmedia tradition.
They can't just go full woke lame and gay at the start, otherwise noone will be interested (and they won't make money).
No.23324
I should get back to games or even restart games…
No.23326
>The Bionicle guy posted futaThat's it, we have to draw the line somewhere.
No.23327
>>23323I didn't say I like The Last Of Us.
'struth I've never played it, I never owned a PS3.
No.23328
>>23326>The Bionicle guy posted futaLink me up fam
No.23329
>>23307Another arm of the FYAD Gay Ops Illuminati.
No.23335
why did they have to make june the unofficial gay month
No.23336
>>23335because 6/9 is in june
No.23338
>>23335It's a reference to the neofolk band Death in June
No.23343
It’s down you go, when your walls fall like Jericho.
No.23345
>>23339The true nanc*sh has finally shown her face
No.23349
>>23331Asians are
besotted with epigenetics.
No.23350
>>23332>>23333Is there anything more sad to put on your Twitter bio than "made 'This is Fine'?"
No.23351
>>23334Flail's big day out.
No.23353
>>23335What do you mean unofficial? It's as official as can be, basically. Also, Stonewall riots if you want a boring answer.
No.23354
>>23331>>23349Let's keep force feeding them McDonald's and see if they become elves
No.23355
>>23339Very ugly. It should have been the blonde girl instead of this self-insert homunculus. I don't understand the point. It's material that's easily worked in, that's what you're supposed to do, as a cartoonist.
>>23346OHN MEIN GOTT!!!!!!
"When are we?"
"Chritianity is a Jewish plot but it sure is
smurfed up how the communists persecuted Christians"
No.23358
>>23357CANCELLED.
No.23360
>>23359Tossing niglets as a psychological attack is good
No.23361
>>23342>Fan content for a fan adventure with less than 1000 pages
I'm assuming the obligatory scene girl is what caused all the notoriety, she is, by vote, the most popular character. To think that there may be people making fan stuff of her that didn't even read the <900 comic…
>The errant lines from rectangle selecting parts of the drawing aroundNO CRAFT, NOR RIGOR, NOR REASON.
No.23362
>>23361Does it amount to anything beyond a reflection of Woodstock through the eyes of a fan?
No.23364
>>23360In a better world, it's a Strife tactic used by
GREEN MOTORCYCLE against Pa.
No.23365
>>23362It seems like it's trying to do "Gen-Z kids", I guess, but I look at the most recent pages and it seems it's fallen into cozenery self-indulgence.
Another thing I'll DEMAND you to look through, however. I guess it's good for one thing and that's being a microcosm of fan adventures.
No.23366
>>23365I guess it's better than moving here to open another lebanese restaurant
No.23368
>>23366I wonder what country is "poorer than America", pays less than $1000 a month, and yet you can subsist on $1000 dollars a month.
No.23369
>>23367Splodey gets hard countered and yet still almost won…
No.23372
Sure wish altchans didn't have to deal with 'that'
No.23374
>>23373This one isn't going in the pot
No.23376
>>23372The Internet is too big and retarded. I wish the government wouldn't use it as an excuse to spy on us.
No.23377
>Mina The Hollower has a cut in her ear in the cutscenes but not on her actual sprite0/10 IRREDEEMABLE.
No.23378
>>23377How did they overlook this blunder?
No.23379
>>23377The sprite is like 4 pixels tall. Are you actually playing that shit?
No.23381
>>23380Jeets don't even have a video game industry for misogynistic expectations to exist in
No.23382
>>23378NO SOVL.
>>23379>The sprite is like 4 pixels tall.WRONG.
No.23384
>>23383Encouraging
wwomenfolk in a creeper way?
No.23387
>>23384"What isn't creepy to
wwomenfolk?"
No.23388
>>23385>>23386Roblix is safe, but damn imagine what jim masturbates to
No.23389
>>23388>Roblix is safeIt's still a little shameful that I'm bored enough to resort to it though.
No.23392
>>23390I know but they
piiddle me off.
No.23394
>>23393What did he mean by this?
No.23395
>>23391First one is very strong. The rest…
No.23397
ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES
No.23400
>>23399Henceforth, these will be known as “Megido Nails”.
No.23401
>>23400Describe them.
No.23405
I really hate the "Fall in a hole, respawn with slightly less health on the same screen" gameism. That shit should be an instakill. Gamers must learn to RESPECT and FEAR the hole once more.
No.23406
>>23405It's a zelda
noble game, innit?
No.23407
>>23406 but I didn't know that when I thought it looked interesting. Adding the Hecking Dark Souls souls element is the last thing I'd want to add to a top-down Zeldor formula. That kind of lowered my opinion.
ALSO, THE EARS.
No.23408
I don't think you can really call yourself "creative" if you can't commit to anything, have no clear plans, are disorganized, are lazy and unmotivated, etc…
No.23409
>>23408Clean your room, you mean?
No.23410
Time To Jerk Off To The Lesbian Gets Dicked And Dyke Breaking Tags
No.23415
>>23405the controls are too shitty for that to feel fair
No.23416
being hungry at two in the morning sucks
No.23417
>>23406its significantly more "what if top down bloodborne!!!"
No.23419
I just realised that Northernlion's whole personality is memorising random pop culture yarnball but his chinky wife won't be able to understand any of it
No.23423
>>23420I can still turn things around at 32, too!
No.23424
>>23340Why is there no Roxykitten in a giant boot like Mario 3
No.23428
>>23419I think he is someone who can be summarized with "His whole personality is X" but this is not it. Something about being pedantic, politely contrarian, defaulting to the position that seems the most "mature", something like that….
No.23429
>>23426I mean, you can assume it's physical and that'd be true but I didn't mean it like that. That's the less meaningful manifestation of that.
No.23430
>>23421Would be kind of funny without the inner monologue.
>>23422But why were they ice statues instead of just frozen corpses?
Also, he made this point before. Surely he doesn't think this can be applied to every civilian death attributed to Nazi Germany, right? Anyway, nobody thinks the crucifixions were done by Nazi Germany because that was the Red Terror. When are we?
No.23431
>>23419Also, ringing the bell for using "chinky" to describe a Korean.
No.23433
>>23432I mean, there's the eyepatch so at least it knows.
No.23434
>/v/eddit Euro hours
>Contrarian zoomie opinion without elaboration
>Thread dies on a vague circlejerk
>"We're so much better conversationalists than the Americans"
No.23435
>Too afraid to ask Chat GPT a questionWhat is this feel, why is this a feel
No.23436
>>23435Enable temp chat? Or did you mean something the terrorist screeners will flag
No.23437
>>23436It's not even that. It's just a feeling of shame. It's not personal or anything.
I guess it was the fear of being wrong but I still hold onto my prejudice. Or not… It doesn't change how I ultimately feel.
No.23438
SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS OR IS.
No.23439
video game showcase torment time of the year
No.23440
the newn weapon ball battle [that will come out today in an hour] will debut a new weapon ball…
any predictions on who the new weapon ball would be?
No.23442
>>23441there was an earclacks clone which had a rose weapon ball
No.23443
>>23440A pigball that leaves turds on the field, kind of like the torch
No.23449
>>23447A truly authentic Grasshopper experience.
No.23452
I think the difference between general Sanrio to Hello Kitty specifically to Kuromi specifically is from WOMAN to K-6 teacher specifically to "not like other girls" zoomette.
No.23453
>>23451Redeem what.
Atelier is funny because I never even listen to the new osts and just load my favorites from the previous decade of games *cssk*
No.23454
>>23449They ought to make it a thirty year anni book now
No.23456
>>23453>Redeem what. Yourself for the crime of being 32, duh, unc.
No.23457
>>23456>Being 2032Who gives a shit?
No.23458
How central is the niggy MC to the cultural success of backrooms movie
No.23459
>>23457Just meant to say "32."
No.23460
>>23458"Ayo, this could be about the real horror is racism, we have to see it."
No.23463
>>23458Not sure but I shan't watch
No.23465
http://experience-en.com/
>Sword cityThey need someone to update their English site, hmm
No.23466
>>23465Am I supposed to get the ick from this or what?
No.23468
I heard the Backrooms movie ended with a
mewl telling a guy off for being interested in The Backrooms™. I am sick of "horror" being used as an inlet for some hoe to own a guy and take his ego down a peg for female empowerment because real empowerment can only come from taking power away according to literal cultural Marxism. I will never forgive You're Next for being the indirect genesis of this subgenre of shit.
GIVE US OUR GENRE BACK, VAPID HOLES. GIVE ME LESS QUIPS, MORE GORE.
No.23469
>>23467Normal gay couple.
No.23470
>>23465I ended up spending way too much on this
>>17425 because some sellers blocked proxy services and I panicked…
No.23475
>>23474I just feel like the alarms are going off. Alarm 4um… Another one… to be added….
No.23477
>>23476It feels like an aesthetic already reheated in le 90s golden age
No.23478
>>23477The original TTRPG was late 80s and was
noble on 80s movies so… it's sort of one of the multigenerational magnet for
MOOR trash babies like D&D.
No.23481
Even when I watched RLM (when they were probably slightly better and funnier?), I don't think they had good tastes. They could only tell when bad things were bad, bad things that would get anyone reasonable to shaking their head. If anything, they're sort of the barometer for the "pseudo-cynical" normaldreg public. They gush over mediocre "slightly different" shit and hopped on the Stranger Things and The Mandalorian and The Boys hype trains and got disillusioned at the same time as the general public. All the stuff they jerk off is never as good as they say it is (Krampus being my big, big disappointment since they hyped it up and it was just
) and they always swung at low-hanging fruit. I guess you could say at most, they're slightly ahead of the curve with shitting on things like getting Marvel fatigue like two months before everyone and their mom did.
I never really realized they were Reddit until I accepted this. Reddit is cautious optimism followed by reckless abandon fanboyism followed by cooled cynicism. Their media palette is cyclical aside from their select sacred cows.
I'll probably still watch their videos again one day, maybe.
No.23482
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.23486
>>23485Warrior waif shit (where she can't get battle
smurfed) is so cringe
No.23487
>>23481I never watched them religiously either (much less now, I've unplugged from all middle-aged-man opines media), but it's fine to have "lower" levels of critical RIGOR around the place
No.23488
>>23486The mechanics looked sovlless.
No.23490
>>23487>but it's fine to have "lower" levels of critical RIGOR around the placeI really don't think it is, especially when part of your image is that you "hate movies" or are disillusioned with media.
I don't remember how many times they had the foresight to say "Yeah, this is probably going to turn to shit/inspire shit" but it wasn't enough (I remember some times.) They should know better by now.
No.23491
smurf video games
No.23492
smurf movies too
No.23494
>>23489Still don't get how anyone tolerated that shit.
No.23498
>>23492movie fans take them too seriously for something that is over in one evening
No.23499
>>23497green > purple > red > blue
No.23503
>>23497Blue > Green > Red > Purple
>>23499Almost the exact inverse of Woodstock.
No.23504
>>23498>>23500Painting fans take them too seriously for something that is over in a couple of seconds
No.23506
>>23502Woodstock REFRANCE
No.23508
GPT Project subfolders when '3'
No.23509
>>23483Also, I guess I should contradict myself and say that something beyond parody does not excuse parody that is just "Like the thing in real life" like The Boys became. In a way, it's the ultimate test of parody and culture. It should inspire people to be more creative but people are just angrily and proudly lazy instead.
Tek Knight sniffs a girl's butthole and mentions Chipotle.
No.23510
>>23507Perfect example of obligatory Western manface.
No.23511
>>23510she looked okay in the 97 thing
Insomniac is cancer
No.23512
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this is not an edit
(also Insomniac)
No.23513
>>23512Welcome to the Costco family!
No.23514
>>23511>she looked okay in the 97 thingWell, yeah, it's a toon. /co/ gooners are good for one thing in the industry.
No.23515
>>23512Small, small face with big, big features.
No.23518
>>23517Microsoft excel, I mean DDON
No.23520
>>23519Itoi called dafug out!
No.23522
>>23521It was a joke, you seem touchy.
No.23523
>>23522Your age anxiety is grating
No.23524
>>23523Don't turn it on me.
No.23527
>>23468>GIVE US OUR GENRE BACK, VAPID HOLES. GIVE ME LESS QUIPS, MORE GORE. It's not
wwomenfolk who are responsible for this shit, it's Joss Whedon and his xoomer imitators. I stg there's a global conspiracy to get people to blame anyone for this terrible trend rather than its actual perpetrators.
Much like there was a global conspiracy to deflect blame for the Katyn Massacre away from the Soviets, too. No.23528
>>23381>Jeets don't even have a video game industry for misogynistic expectations to exist inSurely they have at least SOME rushed asset flips to scam money out of people on Steam with?
No.23529
>>23490As a comedy skit vlog with 'so bad it's good' commitments, I don't see it as all that different from MST3K. More a movie geek show than some critical pillar
No.23530
>>23526Shut the
smurf up, retard, don't ignore the context of what I said.
No.23531
>>23527wwomenfolk eat it up like slop (slop.)
No.23532
>>23529Mysties deserve to suffer eternal punishment for their innocent sin. So does RLM. It's not about living up to some standard, it's just about having proper principles in the first place. Or something. Whatever,
smurf you too.
No.23533
Running Shine is funny. Pisses me off.
No.23534
>>23530>Surely he doesn't think this can be applied to every civilian death attributed to Nazi Germany, right?No, but it can definitely be applied in THIS case. You're the one who's trying to stretch it into an extreme strawman.
Though, while we're on that topic, we only have the Red Army's word on what happened in the Eastern European death camps and Unit 731 as well. But don't think too hard about that, otherwise you might develop an opinion that is punishable by jail time in several countries.
No.23535
>>23531Nice goalpost shift, retard, but you're not providing any evidence for this claim either.
Much like the Allies didn't provide evidence for the claim of gas chambers. No.23536
>>23534No. Nobody blamed the crucifixions on them. Shut up.
No.23537
>>23535>but you're not providing any evidence for this claim either.Where was your evidence, this isn't debate club,
smurfface No.23538
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.23540
>>23539>roxyposting.pngHow ironic.
No.23543
Beat the maou. Disc two was a rather weak compared to the episodic towns in disc one. It has moments, but Ogrodemir's tower could have used some demon generals or reflections of prior sins or something
No.23544
Republigone© is specifically engineered to remove up to 99% of rednecks and other heavily-armed, opinionated poor people!
No.23547
That or one of those jeets doing that "anti redneck rally" thing in Texas
No.23548
We need Nixon now more than ever to come back and BTFO the boomers and commies
No.23552
Really gotta cut my nails more often to work with polymer clay
No.23554
(the wingless one is supposed to be a man)
No.23555
>>23545Eh, hehe enough.
>>23551I can't imagine dedicating this much brain power to Nick Fuentes.
Also, Tatsuya really, really respects
wwomenfolk.
No.23556
>>23549As soon as I saw flask on the right, I knew it was Joever.
>Putting multiple AoE clackclacks together with Wrench so it blocks them from doing their thingThis guy is just a sadist, plain and simple. No other explanation.
No.23557
>>23553>>23554It just looks like standard fare for pretty boy to me. The shoulders tell me it's a guy (and the bulge, I guess
)
His hips are a bit wide but I think the biggest problem are his tiny mole hands.
The shot from a distance just straight-up looks like a girl though.
No.23560
Easy syncs today. Who is Sinfest Fuentes supposed to worship though?
No.23562
>>23560Nanc*sh, of course!
No.23565
>>23564hopefully this is the last dregs of
wwoke since games take a long time to make
No.23569
>>23564I can't imagine being dragged from the OG games into the nu series. I know one guy spoke out and Reddit was quick to point out that he wasn't a major contributor. I could look this kind of shit up but whatever…
>>23565People are still too apathetic or pozzed. No game is ever shitcanned for woke alone, it has to be completely irredeemable (Dustborn, Concord) as well and even that isn't enough for a lot of shit like Life Is Strange. "They don't buy the games" as much as they want you to think but there's still a number that do and do it enough to where that shit is profitable (and they like it, too.)
No.23570
>>23567Where's the wedgie mechanic?
No.23571
>>23568An actual amazonian pulp fantasy woman would be an improvement over the walled HR lady MC
No.23572
>>23568Genuinely disgusting. It's been a long time since I've seen stereotypical transbian yarnball.
Amazons were so cool and
smurfing valid that we only knew about them because they were use myths (because female warriors were novel and
wweird) and thought they were myths until we found skeletal remains of dead female soldiers because they were just that relevant and powerful in ancient history.
No.23573
Petition to filter "anxiety", "depression", and "mental illness", etc to "e-jock torture."
No.23574
>>23573Isn't that therapy?
No.23576
Something special about the Ren'py community is that unlike other gamedev spaces everyone involved (including veteran coffeehouse moderators) is a retarded itch io baby cheems who doesn't even know how to use python, so there's actually no way to ask for help. If I look up forum threads related to my question all the answers are "have you tried doing something else instead"
No.23577
>>23576Are you trying to expand renpy from a lesbian vn generator?
No.23578
>>23574Add it to the list.
If I had my way, I'd add like 800 filters overnight and completely kill the site.
No.23579
>>23576That sort of behavior is pretty common in all circles
No.23580
>>23575Now this one had vril.
No.23582
>>23578Guess I should shave them down
'struth No.23583
>>23582NOOOOOOOOOO. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!??!?!
No.23585
>>23577I'm trying to use it like an actual game engine where you can control what you render and when instead of using the shitty markup language, I think you are supposed to be able to do this if you want but no one does
>>23579Searching the Godot server has helped me in the past
No.23588
>>23587Aiie impossible geometry I'm going insane
No.23589
>>23588THE ANGLES. HOW CAN THERE BE ANGLES LIKE THIS!??!
No.23590
>>23585Put on the big boy pants and use SDL.
No.23592
>>23590I'd love to, but I also would ideally like to release the game some time before I die…
No.23593
>>235922D games take like zero effort.
No.23595
>>23593Let me clarify: Making a 2D game engine on top of SDL takes almost the same amount of effort as doing it in any higher level engine. They only ever solve the easy problems for you, and usually add a bunch of barriers that you don't want to.
No.23596
>>23586I'm pretty sure this was a troll video but the Persona 4 music into Jung still got me.
No.23598
Why don't Megidozens work together?
No.23599
>>23598They do, on the broth
No.23600
>>23595This is so inane and completely wrong that I won't go into much detail but Godot or even Ren'py offer so much for 2D games depending on what you're trying to make. Making a 2D game from SDL is not easy at all which is why hardly anyone does it
No.23601
>>23599Directly…
But I already see conflict so…
No.23602
>>23598I'm unreliable and get tired easily from group discussions
No.23603
When I get around to actually being productive on anything, I'll hire you with all my NEET gold. And then we'll all be together, like a family.
No.23604
>>23600This is so inane and completely wrong that I won't go into much detail but Godot or even Ren'py are mostly used by idiots that don't make good games and are too afraid of getting their hands a little dirty to find out why this belief is false.
No.23605
Unless you've done both, you can't comment. I have. Try it.
No.23607
For 3D games, there is more of an argument for engines because so many aspects of the 3D pipeline are completely pants-on-head retarded, but 2D stuff is so absurdly easy with just a couple small surface area libraries.
No.23608
>>23597Yeah, he's a little emo
No.23609
>>23605I have, for this project I tried SDL first, then got frustrated and moved to Godot and everything instantly became way less painful and I made significantly more progress
before giving up. Now I'm remembering again just how much this experience sucked.
It's not about "getting your hands dirty" it's just an unfun waste of time writing code to solve dozens of "easy problems" that aren't actually that easy and have already been solved by engines you can immediately pick up and use
No.23610
>>21985>>21987I also think some of the basic fundamentals of the combat were really well-designed. Simple but led to interesting emergent gameplay.
The new design approach is an attempt to create more "choice" in the system though it ironically leads to a bevy of toxic, binary metas and there are long-term problems that haven't been addressed (bubble and aura wars.)
I think it's a really interesting microcosm for multiplayer game design though I don't know if you have the stomach for all the stuff you'd need to get proper context and I'm not knowledgeable enough to be a proper guide on it.
Maybe just one video about recent changes with the context of "Gambits and ramps" and "RoShamBo" are new things and my other prefaces and one balance update video could suffice if you can suffer through just one video of zoomerism.
Yes, I am elaborating on something I said three weeks or so ago. I put a lot of things on the backburner.
No.23614
>>23607>2D stuff is so absurdly easy Until you have to map controls or load an image or handle collisions or manage memory or compile shaders…
I think 2D gamedev being easier than 3D is all the more reason to skip to the fun part because you don't need to worry much about the performance overhead of an engine.
No.23616
>>23612Pay attention to me.
No.23619
>>23616No, pay attention to THE SAFARI and FUJI SAFARI PARK because a SECRET is in STORE for the BOARD.
No.23620
>>23609What problems, though
No.23621
>>23619Cool apes picture?
No.23622
>>23614Also making a game is all about testing things out and iterating quickly, so if it takes you a day to add a new engine feature before testing a new thing in your game, that actually sucks and kills motivation
No.23623
>>23614>Map controlsEasy
>Load an imageEasy
>Handle collisionsIf this is hard, you are overcomplicating it,
>Compile shadersEasy as
smurf???
No.23625
I think I'm nearly at the point where I want to make a game
No.23627
>>23626Don't give up.
No.23628
>>23421>>23422>>23545>>23551Got a bit distracted by nerd majetano
June 2nd's in particular has a lot of combinations
No.23630
>>23628Solid.
>Got a bit distracted by nerd majetano
?
No.23631
The best way to map controls is to just use a map, believe it or not. In C this can just be an array. You just do a look up from GameControllerButton to your own game logic control enums. SDL has a way to mess with their game controller abstraction, but its not really what you should do. The SDL event system is a little annoying but game engines don't do much better.
Load an image:
https://wiki.libsdl.org/SDL3_image/IMG_Load There is separate, more fleshed out "SDL_image" library if you need more. There's also some fun 3rd party libraries that I'd have to dig to find again.
As for collisions, 99% of 2D games just need AABB comparisons.
Compiling shaders is you just run the compiler the same as anything else. If you meant constructing the pipeline at runtime, it takes like two function calls in SDL GPU, but also you can go a long time prototyping with the 2D renderer… The only pain point is portability here, but you can just target SPIR-V and that covers windows and linux and maybe osx if they use moltenvk.
Every popular influential 2D game was made before any of this shit existed and they did fine. The bottleneck isn't the programming unless you're doing stuff that an off-the-shelf engine wouldn't help with anyways.
No.23632
>>23623>>Map controls>EasyIt doesn't give you key pressed events, you have to manually track this for every key as well as detect held keys after a delay which is annoying and difficult
>>Load an image>EasyOkay bro
https://wiki.libsdl.org/SDL2/SDL_PixelFormatEnum>>Handle collisions>If this is hard, you are overcomplicating it,If you only have AABBs it's medium difficulty, otherwise it's hard. A naive approach can quickly harm performance
>>Compile shaders>Easy as smurf???"Yeah it's easy you just write the 20 lines of arcane boilerplate to set everything up"
https://lazyfoo.net/tutorials/SDL/51_SDL_and_modern_opengl/index.phpJust because you know conceptually how to do something doesn't mean it's not annoying and difficult to implement. It's very hard to do all of these things without making multiple painful mistakes that waste hours
No.23633
>>236321) Yes it does.
https://wiki.libsdl.org/SDL3/SDL_Event2) The renderer handles the formats for you.
3) You are totally yarnballting here, sorry. It's a five line function and you'd need millions of collisions before it becomes slow.
4) You're not looking at what I said. That tutorial is from decades ago. I've written multiple renderers in OpenGL and Vulkan. I know exactly how painful it is and that is why I am saying don't do that.
No.23634
Ate a ton of cereal in my Japanese bowl with my matching Japanese soup spoon. AMA
No.23635
>>23634Did you wear your bib, dood?
No.23636
>>23635Don't have one, but I'd sure like to try