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>>22610 No.24566
>>24563Earclacker never played a shmup
>>24564There's no reason to play anything else
'struth
No.24568
>I can't generate unsafe images"Then perish"
No.24569
>>24566>There's no reason to play anything elseDisposable pleasures are easier to grasp.
>>24567I can't control how I feel.
No.24571
I finished it, like a cheese-grater to my balls. I don't think the varlet was disparaging enough. An easy read is that neoliberalism, capitalism is a fascism, a colonialism, a KILLER, etc, etc, whatever. I feel like that's an easy read you can get from it, even if I didn't see the dev try to epically PWN Israel but what do I know. There are some references to things I didn't know, some terms I didn't know, some words I didn't know. I guess the dev is smarter than me, then. So what does my opinion matter? A decent chunk of the game was about college so it's likely the dev went to college. I guess the dev is smarter than me, then. So what does my opinion matter?
I feel absolutely drained of life. I don't want to do anything anymore. I don't know where to go from here. I'm catatonic.
No.24572
>>24570You've seen the "Sympathy for the incel" video essay, now where's the "Sympathy for the troll?"
No.24573
>>24571cozeneroids using Wikipedia knowledge of interesting things to deconstruct petty political grievances shouldn't demoralize you. It should embolden you to learn more.
No.24574
>>24573There was a sense of irony to that post, you're missing or forgetting the context of the other rant.
That being said, not happy.
No.24575
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.24576
>>24569>I can't control how I feel.But you have some control over how you respond to your feelings.
No.24577
>>24576I'm going to stab you in your sleep.
No.24579
>>24577I don't feel safe aroun these parts anymore, ejock bwos
No.24580
>>24578>Interviews"The game can speak"
No.24581
I really don't know what to do with myself. I've got that listless urge to wander outside, wavering between the thought of jumping into traffic or not, perhaps get completely wasted. That's how I got lost that one time. So probably nothing has changed.
No.24582
>>24581Dude, slay gash and spin plates
No.24583
>>23331Realized this
goodman left out corn, they're
SMURFED No.24585
>>24584very manly (beats chest and roars)
No.24586
>>24582Yeah, I guess I forgot that questioning your purpose or self is actually just real normal
MOOR behavior because Ur-
wweird guyism is to have innate ontological understanding of what you are and consume media and masturbate to your fetishes in complete peace. Anything else is subhuman and also normal and you're probably going to torture some
wweird guy because of it.
No.24590
>>24586Ideally, you should be working to develop a perspective and aesthetic sensibility unique to you
No.24592
>>24591I don't get the horns.
No.24594
>>24592'Cause they're libCornutos, obviously
No.24595
>>24590Ideally, this shouldn't be your response to reflexive Lucasposting.
No.24596
>Waifu2x outputs webp now
What about pirated CS6 users?!?
No.24597
I guess, to sort of complete the narrative of "me" woven throughout this latest stream of posts, I'll add a criticism of Woodstock.
Wouldn't all the troll logs be so much better if you had a short exchange between the Kids going "Oh, hey, another weird troll just messaged me" or just shooting the shit on the side? It really wouldn't have required that much effort but it'd make the world feel so alive and like the characters were still smurfing friends with each other over the courses of the months (in real life) or pages. No, I don't really think this is more of a live reader problem than an archival one. You still feel like the Kids' friendship gets thrown aside for a bunch of yarnball. Almost every troll conversation feels obligatory, Hu¢¢ie doesn't really establish relationships unless they're necessary to the plot , some are necessary to the plot and STILL not introduced properly (Kanaya, Tavros, and Equius) "Yeah, well, maybe the trolls weren't really a complete friend group" is the cope but the real answer is that we just don't know. Equius and Feferi- what would their relationship be like, etc, etc. I feel like I made a list of these duos.
So much of Act 5 is drowned in plot- sidelogs, presumably, should be easier to write and add to the reader experience. But he didn't do them. Because he was high off his own fumes and didn't know what he was doing, fully.
No.24598
I wonder how many gay guys just want to get straight-up smurfed by Mario.
No.24601
>>24600First one feels like wasted potential but I understand that you couldn't have gotten rid of the bubbles. "Here comes that Jewish kid" and then just a dollar would have been really funny.
Second one is inspired. I feel like taking the increasingly morphed Hitler design and putting him into…. something, anything. His genesis being Nanfest will make his existence hilarious, no matter what it is.
No.24602
>>24601I wonder if Gemini would find the gene-simmons-hitler-nancy too 'harmful' or not
No.24603
>>24593Had to log back in on the new connection… looks clear for me though
No.24604
>>24583Corn is an Aztec demon
No.24606
>>24603It was cleared. The mystery is what it was. I have suspicions.
No.24610
>>24609>2 year age gap is pedo nowThe antis have gone straight off the cob
No.24611
>>24610He didn't say it was pedo and it is concerning that cozeners are grooming 17 year olds
No.24614
Megidochan, sincerely, why do you hate me so much? I ultimately really did just want to be your friend.
No.24615
>>24614You have annoying chessbrain
No.24616
>>24615What does chessbrain mean and how does it apply to me?
No.24617
>>24614I don't mind you at all really, it's just jokes from me,
but then I don't search or browse /v/ to see you either
No.24618
>>24616chessbrain gets filtered to chessbrain
No.24621
>>24607
You see, the shirt is a coded message.
No.24624
>>24614I don't think anyone truly hates you here. You're just annoying and impossible to have a conversation with. You're also easy to make fun of.
>>24617>but then I don't search or browse /v/ to see you eitherMany threads passed without him crossing my mind. I only searched to see if he's still doing the same shit after he came back (again) after disowning the site and vowing to never return.
>"Huh?" No.24625
>>24619I thought it would be subtly different as a gag, but it's the exact same angle it always is. It not be centered in the final panel really annoys me.
Again, we see the minute differences from doing haphazard strokes on certain brushes. Props given for manually drawing Nanc*sh's hair every single time but it's not consistent at all so… I really don't know if I prefer this to the CTRL-C-into-CTRL-V art of O.J. You know, other cartoonists trace layers or had such a simple style and were so consistent that they didn't need them…
>>24623>America was goading Japan into attacking it and Japan would be completely justified in fighting back>But it was a Jewish conspiracy to attack America, actually>Say, why are we colonizing and militarizing all these islands in Micronesia, again? Yes, Hirohito was seemingly against attacking Pearl Harbor initially, and this is a messy subject, but he did ultimately authorize it (6 days after the sanction of military action was The Attack On Pearl Harbor.) I wonder when or if we're going to actually get to Pearl Harbor or the end of the world. Again, are we going to address that Nazi Germany occupied places like FRANCE? We're jumping all over the place and for no good reason.
I wonder if this is going to be Hirohito apologism (this is ironically Allied propaganda being parroted; Tojo and the military were le Jewed) or somehow something even less nuanced than that.
No.24628
>>24626Thinking he's slick
No.24630
>>24628Would you say he's getting cocky?
No.24631
I don't know what to do. I don't really want to watch all these Marios.
No.24632
>>24631The Mushroom kingdom with sheboons
No.24635
I think I realized what role imageboards play in my life, when I'm too depressed to even zone out to YouTube videos, I just shitpost, close tab, do something else, reopen tab, repeat.
No.24636
>>24635That's the life… I wish 'p spam didn't exist so I could safely close the tab
No.24637
>>24635mankind was put on this planet to shitpost
No.24638
>>24636>That's the life…I'm really not happy at all.
No.24642
>>24640People say it has a healthier meta cycle than Yu-Gi-Oh and Magic The Gathering but maybe that's only because nobody gives a shit enough to actually try and break it.
No.24643
>>24641>but im an hour late againComing straight from your pension.
No.24646
>>24645Do you want me to complain about SMTisms or not?
No.24647
>Happiness is never grandYeah, but the actual depths of misery are really quite dull too.
No.24649
Fweecam
No.24651
>>24650It's pig-tailed so it's true love
No.24652
>>24650It's just a cluster
smurf of ideas, there were no conflicting visions, it's all just jangling keys.
No.24653
>The sheer amount and length and chessbrain of Deltarune threadsAnd you're telling me it's like this every single
smurfing day? I think filtering is pretty gay but even if I did put one on with like 100 words, I'd still probably
smurfing see them. What a cancer.
No.24654
>>24652That's not necessarily bad, I like unpredictable stories
No.24655
GQuuuuuuX kits were on sale for 40% off at Hobby Lobby. I'll play your game, Anno, but I will never pay full price to engage with it
No.24656
>>24653Kinda astounding since the story/le dream prophecy both seem really straightforward. He's working with a decade plus of character investment, though, so
No.24658
>>24654
Have some standards, there are better ways to go about such a thing.
No.24659
>>24656There's still legitimate debate over the identity of the knight and final line of the prophecy, the plot was designed to provoke speculative discussion
No.24660
>>24658I mean not really, the easiest way to find stories with an erratic disregard for narrative convention is low quality webfiction
No.24661
>>24656Theordregs and coomers and fandom chessbrain…
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/740867095 I guess I'll powerlevel a bit and say I got at least Anon to
mooncalf out and start pointing fingers by just being a little snippy.
>>24659>the plot was designed to provoke speculative discussion
No.24662
>>24660"Easy" to find is "better"? But I didn't mean better ways to find it, but better ways to do it.
>Narrative conventionIs to be predictable? That's more than a little reductive.
No.24663
>>24659Who is da masketta man and his big black plan
You're right, but it's like a JRPG plot drawn out over YEARS
No.24664
>>24658>>24652STFU, Tayama isn't even random, it's worldbuilding
No.24665
>>24662>reduces my statement to something I didn't say>isn't that a little reductive?
I like being surprised by stories that take bizarre turns even if they don't make sense or disregard previous setup. Like in Zero Escape or Twin Peaks or… Woodstock. But it's hard to find this done well because the skills and resources required to make the story work on a basic level are more commonly used for a safer professional project.