No.21581[Last 100 Posts]
Forgotten JEWS edition.
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>>20540 No.21582
>>21578>TFW not sure it's the libertarian fantasy that has the slaves or Hu¢¢ie that has the slaves
>>21579>cozenererWhat's that a filter for, again?
I refuse to use context clues.
>>21580Indoor rock-climbing is unironically more depressing than being a fat
smurf who farts into his chair all day.
No.21583
I came here to
at you.
No.21589
>>21586"do you guys make spongebob fanworks?"
No.21591
>>21590Yeah, I thought so. I'm assuming you liked those VNs from the way you mentioned them though…?
No.21592
>>21587zettai karen children
this is the price they pay to get the good animators
No.21594
Also, we should put Sonic stickers in the N category partially as a dig but I think that's also what I thought as a child (I also thought Megaman was Nintendo.)
No.21597
>>21591I played them in high school and they felt pretty novel in presentation at the time… thought I think replaying Digital a few years later left me like "where's the love, this is all ~digital conspiracy~ movie trappings"
No.21599
>>21595Comfy but it needs a seal or emblem in the white field
No.21600
>>21595This is not a great flag.
No.21601
>>21594Cheeky sega did get
mewl slapped…
No.21602
>>21597>"where's the love, this is all ~digital conspiracy~ movie trappings"I hate proving myself wrong but it really is the Wachowskis Matrix thing, huh
Again, correlation, not causation, blah, blah, blah.
No.21610
>>21604>>21605Me on the left.
No.21611
>>21596>Another boring slopcastMore minutes of my life down the drain.
At least we're two (3) away from the big 30. I… can't wait…
No.21616
>>21612Forehead is half the torso.
No.21617
>>21606Don't care, he's still funny.
No.21618
>>21608>>21613Can't believe they're gone
No.21620
>>21619Badalamenti died too, during the plandemic
No.21622
>Made a social faux pas in a public coffeehouseJust another one of those things I have to worry about if I ever gain notoriety somehow (someday.)
You're telling me I'm going to have to confront all these tiny
smurf-ups someday when I'm unable to grasp my greater mistakes or even my present?
What does it mean to exist? What's your life when you're the only person in the audience? And what if you hate it? What's the point of seeking recognition if it's so easily unraveled by the eyes of the public? Well, then, it's not about the work, you can say. Well, it never was about the work, the work was an extension of you, you want to share that and express that with other people for some sort of catharsis. And maybe all the small facts, presented outside of a narrative, no matter if it's condoning or justifying them, do make a difference to the work, to you, as a person. If someone knew everything about you, would they still like you? If someone knew every thought you think, would they still like you? It could be anyone but imagine it's everyone. How would you be weighed among all people?
No.21624
>>21622> I ever gain notorietyI gathered that your usernames were pretty eclectic, can they trace it?
No.21625
People using 'unc' on /vr/ is a really good troll
No.21626
>>21620>Badalamenti Fake-ass name.
>National Lampoon John should have had one of the posters on his wall and definitely had the magazines stashed somewhere. I think it definitely fits into "odd selections for idolization", "most"ly "pretty cheesy." I see this as more likely than him liking MAD since I see MAD as lower-brow, more juvenile, especially in regards to toilet humor, and focused on pop-culture as opposed to being more generally surreal. If you care enough to disagree, feel free to have the "Would John and his Dad have MAD or National Lampoon" debate with me.
It's important to remember that Dad has a similar interest in comedy as John so the big bwo effect is at play here.
No.21627
>>21624I have delusional fantasies where I'm popular enough to where everything is eventually exposed no matter how difficult it'd be. The delusion is the popularity, I definitely do think enough Internet sleuthing can bring out every skeleton in my closet. But that probably applies to most people.
Realistically, I go by pretty diverse things on X, Y, and Z but I'm no stranger to crossing the streams (particularly here) but nobody really has a perfect track record with that. I refuse to officially connect my Internet identities but, again, if people dig, they'll probably be able to stitch everything together.
Somewhat less realistically, I know I have developed a small and largely indifferent group of bad actors that can probably, easily light a fire under my ass at any time. I don't know how I'd deal with that.
I'd like to put myself out there but sometimes I wonder how easily everything I've ever done could cascade into a culture of hate. And you know, I really wouldn't take being a spectacle well. I can't imagine a worse fate. It's in some of my worst nightmares.
And here's where I might share some empathy with Hu¢¢ie. Yeah, I'd hate it too. But I probably wouldn't deny everything. I have guilt and shame but I think I'd try to be transparent and dig myself into a hole. I mean, the other option is digging yourself into a hole anyway. Anyway, this is all unreasonable.
It's just a neurosis. One that's been nurtured over the past month or so, this is the culmination of all my anxiety and invasive thoughts. Probably the first of many (a couple.)
No.21628
>>21627Seeing all it takes to get KF and /qa/ legion on people these days, I understand. Need a cult of teenage girls to cape for free like husslord…
No.21630
>>21628>Need a cult of teenage girls to cape for free like husslord…He obviously is still losing sleep over it. But he's also never owned up to anything, so, you know, all that's left is bad faith and fangirls.
No.21631
>Be not afraid
New indie game ick just unlocked.
No.21633
>>21631What is? Ironic dating sim with biblically accurate angels?
No.21635
>>21633Just that line specifically. If I icked at every inkling of cosmic horror (which I consider LE BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL EVERY ANGEL WAS A THRONE YOU
SMURFING IDIOT), I wouldn't be able to live. I think I'd die.
No.21636
>>21634>Music
There has to be a way to search files or else…
No.21640
>>21639Yes, but I can't separate him from the JUST tv thing in general
No.21643
I forgot how to set your flag on /int/, I would have repped the Confed if I did.
No.21644
>>21642pretty sure that's last year's french meme game
No.21650
>>21649Buster brown ripoff!
No.21651
Caught some pizza spam in the lyoko thread. I skimmed the other boards to make sure nothing else slipped through, but maybe someone should double check.
No.21654
>>21651Thanks, 0verboard says only lyoko was recently bumped
No.21655
>>21612Finally moving again.
Mahito made her PJ's reablly short (not my fault) so I'll suggest the DQIII priestess jumpsuit reinterpreted as long john leggings
No.21658
>>21657GREEN must be rebuilt
No.21665
>>21664"
goodmans who like all goreposts except ziggerdeath:"
No.21666
Do japs never go outside as kids or something? Listening to YJSSnKe and most of the characters don't even know it's safe to drink from a stream or how to light a match. Maybe this is why they found Yuru Camp interesting.
No.21667
>>21666Japan is a highly urbanized country
No.21669
>>21667I thought they still had some nature. That's actually tragic.
No.21673
I didn't code for 2 days and instead ideated. I might take a long break to recharge my manic energy. I wonder if ideasguying is like making AI art where the stuff you make is only interesting to you for mysterious reasons and other people can't see the appeal. At least GPT always loves my ideas.
No.21677
>>21673>ideasguying is like making AI art where the stuff you make is only interesting to youTo a large extent, I bet. And presentation of the ideas matters.
Givne the amount of derivative crap out there on the market, though, a well studied ideasguy should be able to generate a good premise through novelty seeking and weighing concepts against each other
No.21678
>>21645Why'd he kiss her on the lips like that?
No.21680
Father trap in connections
Sports player garbage category in connections
No.21681
>>21646Are they seriously trying to imply Gobbles = Goebbels
Also, I think Arin is more than just "friends with racists" considering he felt the urge to scream
MOOR when he met black people. He's autistic and probably more racist than his edgier friends and ex-friends.
Also, also, I thought Ross cut ties with Arin but I don't really know the drama.
No.21682
>>21658Why is "Rebuild" an animeism?
No.21683
>>21666>>21667>>21669I thought it was the opposite. Have the days of kids just walking by themselves to grocery stores and school actually passed?
No.21684
>>21661It's mildly amusing, sure, but it doesn't make much sense. Was she just going to watch Sluggo through the window for fun or does she enter by breaking his window?
The tone isn't surreal enough for stuff like this to work without scrutiny. This is petty but this is what you get when you have to scrutinize daily funnies every day.
Also, a mythical three-panel joke. Makes all the forced four-panels all the more infuriating.
>>21672Joke?
…Purpose?
No.21685
>>21665>Nazbol>Not liking HitlerStupid.
They literally
noble the flag after Nazi Germany's flag.
>OK, but that doesn't account for people who associate with it that didn't found itThey still use the flag
noble on Nazi Germany's flag. If they all really didn't like Hitler, it would have been replaced by an alternative.
No.21686
>>21674Pot, meet kettle.
Also AI dinosaur footporn.
No.21688
>>21687Pervert win!
No.21689
>>21682My guess, it's one of those English terms Japanese encounter in the course of using their computer and it stands out
No.21690
>>21689Next incarnation: Rebuild of Megidochan.
No.21691
>>21664Two different flavors of insufferable.
I guess I'm the third but nobody really talks about it, much.
No.21694
I haven't decided zoomettes 'claiming' lolicon media from two decades ago is 5D chess yet
No.21695
>>21692It must be so easy to sell porn
No.21696
>>21686>Also AI dinosaur footporn.Image deliberately selected to twist the knife.
No.21698
>>21697HELP HIM.
No.21701
>>21696In whom,
goodman? This place doesn't have "ziggers."
No.21702
>>21695Why don't you, kid? Do a bait-and-switch, everybody loves those.
No.21703
>Inspired by X>Either the most transparent copy of the premise or completely indistinct and "you wouldn't be able to tell this was inspired by X unless we said so">"Oh, but isn't it so wonderful that so people have so many different interpretations of the same thing?" 
No, you stupid
bawd, I value communicability and connectivity. Someone's work becoming a buzzword is disgusting to me.
Whose fault is it, really? And how do we solve it? These things keep me up at night but mostly just make me very angry in the morning.
No.21705
>>21702What, like bait porn and then provide none? I dunno if I'd go that far, but Gravure/pinup/cheesecake promo art is a good angle,
'struth. Mainstream games are too damn Ethically Responsible to attempt this now, while porn games already "give up the goods", so there's less purchase for restrained chirarism
>>21703Uh capitalism
No.21707
>>21705>Uh capitalismIt's hard to put into words the true essence of indie gameism (which is assuredly MILLENNIAL, not that it matters.)
I always point towards the gravitation towards fake minimalism, surrealism, and cosmic horror.
The minimalism is fake because it's usually only part of the presentation that's minimalist, is inconsistent with its curt dialogue (which is usually the main way it manifests besides LIMINAL AREAS), and tends to not have subject matter that is "minimal." Whether that last thing defines "literary" (we're talking about games with text) minimalism is kind of up for debate. I don't think something that is covered with a lot of implicit context is "minimalist" so much as it is "esoteric." This isn't really a problem in itself. The problem is that they tend to call it the former. And the intent is more steeped in the idea that the author thinks it's "minimalist" and the connotations that come with that when they're imagining the player's reactions.
The surrealism is bad for a number of reasons, the major one being that it isn't very surreal but it's also not very good writing anyway. There's lots of purple prose, very blunt lines about THEMES, Wikipedia intellectual namedrops as a flourish to otherwise plain and conceptually simplistic content, a general lack of subtlety especially in juxtaposition, and a lot of repetitiveness and unoriginality that are covered by the things I listed, in part, but beyond those things too. There's a lot of redundant symbols and themes and even the interplay of these things tend to follow a similar formula. There's always a gauge of some abstract, cerebral word that fills basic, conventional gameplay roles like experience, health, or a resource for attacks or what have you. They all blur together and feel especially derivative once you remember there are things outside of videogames to draw from. "wot if x was a bureaucracy innit" with lines about how the universe is a doughnut become a lot less effective when you remember The Trial exists and they probably read it.
The cosmic horror is bad because it's omnipresent and because it's cosmic horror which is bad.
I can list out all these things but it isn't satisfying to me because I've said nothing salient or identified some abstract lynchpin. I find this shit incredibly frustrating. It's part of why I don't like writing or talking or thinking, in order of decreasing severity- severity that only decreases because of how easy it is to avoid, because the exposure lessens the severity. If I can't summarize why I think something is shit well, then I'm basically the same as it. I know I definitely can write the same way as the shit I hate and I often do cringe at what I put out. It's all very frustrating but it's a lot easier to just jot down my broad thoughts than it is to try and reframe them more eloquently. So I'm stuck like this. And I don't make or say or do anything truly constructive.
But yes, capitalism.
No.21708
I also think of one example of frustrating surrealism/cosmic horror in Look Outside. Instead of just having it be "the sun turns people into monsters", for whatever reason, the first floor is a "non-Euclidean" (
) labyrinth because reality is crumpling or whatever, I don't think there's really a clear answer. Prove me wrong, I don't care, even if there is, it's clear to me that this element of the "narrative" only exists for gameplay reasons. I find it very annoying. I think it's the exemplification of one of the many manifestations of "bad surrealism" in indie games. Ludonarrative dissonance that serves only to bore- no matter how meta it is, I can recognize that certain things only exist because it is a videogame and that's sort of a slap into the face to anything attempting "surrealism."
No.21709
>>21707Oh, you meant that kind of indiegame. I was thinking of "Hey guys, I reinvited WindWaker/Spyro/など but in my
coffeehouse group"
That type seems less curious, and I doubt they are exposed to Kafka…
The lit-type I haven't followed as much. I presume they're more curious, and feel unappreciated or misused at whatever corpo game job they struggled to earn
No.21710
>>21709>I doubt they are exposed to Kafka…I did say "probably" but they could have always just looked at a Wikipedia page.
>I presume they're more curious,You get tired of the same shit over and over real fast. I'm talking about a subset of a subset here when it comes to indie games (that isn't FoTM trend chasers or "MY VERSION OF OLD THING") but the Haunted Playstation collections that come out yearly always has flashes of "those types of indie games" (and a lot of the time, the games aren't going for a Playstation 1 or 2 aesthetic or feel because of course not.)
I want to send you the games from the collection that my initial post was about and see if you could deduce what the theme was (to prove my initial point…) but it had memetic requirements for inclusion and again, at least one game was just a pretty naked attempt at replication. It was
David Lynch. I will now remind you about the time I couldn't finish a LP of Anthology of The Killer (which some cozener that may or may not still be here apparently really liked) That's another particularly bad example (I don't think Look Outside is a particularly bad example in general because it is: an actual videogame. I just really disliked that one element of it. No, I'm Not A Human is also just a good example in general but unlike a lot of the ones I'm talking about, I think there's some good things that are held back by the patterns that I NOOTICE.)
No.21711
I know I might sound hypocritical for being frustrated by boomer parents constantly focusing on hating the orange man while I'm so pervasively negative myself but the truth is that I'm just constantly being disappointed.
No.21712
>>21710>pretty naked attempt at replication. It was David Lynch. JAPAN DID IT
No.21713
Again, who the
smurf are these people, the second one is slightly closer to a real person because he plays games and is in groups but why do I only get these "community recommends" for games that look like shit, nothing like what I play, and from randos, what is this stupid feature
No.21714
>>21713Or games that overlap with my curators which I have a lot of, I forgot to mention that.
Is it just a showcase for something "new and excitingly different" that isn't being searched, trending, new, top-selling, anticipated, have some sort of special going on, or are free and trending that just happen to be the same handful of soy moviegames that I hate every single time, is it just that wacky of a coincidence
No.21715
>>21710Yeah I get what you mean. Hylics is my go-to example of the type. "The meat is vibrating today" tier nonsense dialogue as an art student proceeds to ART by replacing all the default game assets with their abstract little projects
>No, I'm Not A Human"There are too many video games"
No.21716
>>21714Maybe it's just games that get lots of reviews? It sure as
smurf isn't popular reviews. People tend not to review games when they're actually good.
>Smurfer uses "problematic" and has trigger warnings in their reviewsHmmm… HMMM…
No.21719
>>21712I am someone with basically zero experience with David Lynch and I can tell that those games were nothing like David Lynch. You know how I could tell? Because they were indistinguishable from all the other indie games I've seen that weren't intended for a David Lynch collection.
I feel confident in saying that Deadly Premonition did a better job in being Lynch than these games. Again, in spite of everything.
I don't know if you know Lynch but this might be a fun exercise of your imagination if you go in thinking about what I'm thinking about.
https://itch.io/jam/catch-ideas-like-fish-david-lynch-inspired-game-jam>They have a coffeehouseI've had flights of fantasy on how far I could push the envelope with extreme horror content without being ostracized by this group before. Hmmm…
No.21720
>>21718>When the AI slop is making comments so you need to epically own them by spamming yourselfAnyway,
https://halupedia.com/a-pussy-pee No.21721
Exactly what fans want - huge emotional moments that hit right in the feelings
>>21719I've watched all his stuff except Inland Empire (one day)
Something about this pixel art screams
TRICKSTER No.21723
I'm so glad Jordan Peele's success lead to a renaissance of
MOOR horror. It goes to show that anything "heady" (
yeah, right!!!) is ultimately just another market to exploit with untested talents.
Even globalhomo seems to have its limits though, which is surprising.
No.21725
>>21721The competence, the palette of some of the clothing, and the subject matter?
>Exactly what fans want - huge emotional moments that hit right in the feelings No.21726
>>21722I can't identify all these characters so I think I'm safe.
No.21727
It feels like people were just throwing random things in the Lynch jam because holy liminal
No.21729
>>21726>2015Mystik Belle is a classic by this point
No.21730
>>21727You can't just say that, they were definitely inspired, bwo.
No.21731
>>21726You really should play Frogun and Demon's Tide…
No.21732
>>21731I should play a lot of things.
No.21736
Felix Argyle is a Kid name.
No.21739
>>21737I don't know if I hate them more or less with this new taste in music.
No.21740
>>21736Wait a minute…
I should get my brain checked.
No.21741
>>21738get the MOOR out of the wway theres somethin i wwant to seeAlso, Scary Movie is coming back and will save America's race relations (We will get another black president: Oprah)
No.21745
>>21744The yellow pill? Hook me up
No.21747
>>21746I can't believe they went there.
No.21748
What I really hate about Slay The Spire clones is that they copy EVERY design decision in it, even the ones which are kind of weird like having a dedicated universal resource system (that refreshes each round with some exception) or shuffling your remaining hand into your deck every round and the combat basically being all spells/sorceries instead of summoning monsters like most TCGs (though there is one that kind of plays like Slay The Spire called Fresh and Blood.) I really don't understand trying to copy a card game if you don't like card games in general, specifically. I can understand other genre cash-ins but card games feel like they require too much "brainwork" that it'd be demoralizing if your heart isn't in it.
I'd ask G. Pete but I don't want to be let down by AI brain, my little heart can't handle it today.
Also, they're probably on my wishlist already so there might not be much of a point… We'll see.
No.21750
>>21748I don't know what I expected. Points for it not just being things on my wishlist but that's only because they didn't come out yet. If I sperged harder on that one deckbuilding fest, I probably would have found them. "This can't be all there is."
Asking it without info mode, it casts a wider net and most are these are pretty gimmicky (and already on my wishlist) It feels stretched thin. It's very odd. None of them really feel like roguelite!YGO! except the one that explicitly says it's inspired by Yu-Gi-Oh! which feels kind of off. You'd think the streams would cross more but there's no overlap on the Venn diagram. It's ironic because modern competitive Yu-Gi-Oh! is basically "muh synergy" runs batting heads with each other.
I wonder how many of these fall into the "muh synergy" pitfall of roguelites anyway… (The most promising one in being close to the system I want mentions OTKs which is a huge red flag.)
No.21751
>>21750>>21748Play intentionally designed TCG-
noble old games instead
No.21752
>>21751Such as…?
No.21753
>>21729>>21731>>21732>Frogun (sequel)>Mystik Belle But anyway, added though not for THAT reason.
No.21754
>>21752Play Lost Kingdoms II and rate it
No.21755
>>21754>Not on SteamEeeeeeeeeeeeh.
No.21758
>>21755Steam is the slopfeed
No.21759
>>21758It's also my security blanket.
No.21762
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.21763
>>21761Pictured: Jonathan Blow 2032 A.D
No.21764
>>21761Must cultivate this mindset, can c*sh please burn out
No.21765
>>21764Why would C*sh be relevant?
No.21768
>>21757Haven't seen this one, might be worse than the vidya article
No.21772
>>21770You can't just say that.
No.21774
I wonder what Puni's take on the idea that Deadlock will scrape up all the "movement FPS" grognards because there's no competition. (This is something someone said to me and I disagreed because I think the MOBA elements would turn them off, it has a different "feel" than your typical b-hopper, and there have been countless attempts at recreating boomer shooters that fizzle out for a variety of reasons.) Maybe I've said this before.
Me, personally, I have to test the waters with Tribes 3: Rivals even though Hi-Rez doesn't deserve money.
>It had a worse drop-off Ascend had in two years in just a couple of months with about a 10th of the initial playercount
It's stabilized to the playerbase of around 30-50 which is where Tribes was at when I still dicked around with Ascend. I just want Tribes and Midair 2 is suspect. I don't know what the
smurf Broadside is.
No.21775
>>21773Well, what is it?
No.21778
>>21776TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER
No.21779
>Need to do some kyc facescanning shit to get a tax return now
I blame pmurt for sucking palantir cock!!
No.21781
>>21777Just making me think of Meji/Mejjy.
Also, getting flashbacks of Terezi.
No.21783
I know this sentiment is worn out by me but sometimes it just hits harder. I'M OLD BUT I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH. WHERE DO I BELONG? WHERE ARE MY PEOPLE? I FEEL SO ALIENATED.
No.21784
>>21783You and me both, brother
No.21785
>>21780Peewee with another water-
noble Nancy death
No.21787
>>21784You're old enough for clean-cut nostalgia, it's different.
No.21788
>>21781Eeeh? Those character have horned glasses
No.21789
>>21785>The Narcissus Nanc*shThe Nanc4 is weak to water… Rock-type (look at magnet hair.)
No.21790
I got a new USB-C charging cable and it smells strongly of alcohol or poison or nerve agent or something, it gave me a headache
No.21791
>>21788Yeah, but the never-implemented idea I had of them being Magical Girl versions of each other would have them being blanket warriors, probably.
No.21792
>>21790can you leave it outdoors overnight
No.21793
>>21791Hmm, well I was considering REFRANCING Woodstock trolls later with a drow character
No.21794
>>21792Yeah, I'll leave it on the deck for a bit. I think solvents evaporate easily right
No.21795
>>21793Trolls being Drow through Dunmer never occurred to me until now. Actually, I kind of remember this conversation so maybe not. Still, I wonder if there was a connection or if it was ultimately "mom's basement lol" or maybe both. Ugh, who cares
>>21761Anyway, it's
skewering me.
No.21796
>>21701That's what a Zigger would say.
No.21797
>>21777Rose? Rose
MOTORCYCLE?
No.21800
>>21799YOU JUST KEEP HITTING THOSE HOMERUNS, NINTENDO.
No.21801
>>21799The 4DS is doomed thanks to mobile gaming
No.21803
>>21780>>21802How's the pee, Icewee?
No.21804
>>21799Why isn't it warioware branded…..?
No.21805
>>21802>>21803I hated being Asian until I used this one trick
No.21806
>>21804Probably 'cause Wario smells and doesn't sell to app store girlies
No.21809
>>21807Can Astlibra Revision's standard of Uncore be topped?
No.21810
>>21807>>21809there's a new demo (Prologue Demo) now
https://store-jp.nintendo.com/item/software/D70010000103412the old demo (Debut Demo) has been permanently removed
No.21815
>>21814Would you rather have a bag of sneed feed or a bag of sneed seed?
No.21816
>>21815Gotta sow sneed first
No.21819
>>21818I love ADV-VN revelation sequence music in particular
No.21820
what the hell is that stupid review website that everyone uses
No.21821
>>21820backloggd, letterboxd, rateyourmusic, glitchwave? there's a lot…
No.21823
>>21814I figure Rose would suit being fused with Rei more than Asuka.
No.21825
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1677770/The_Case_of_the_Golden_Idol/Before I started I thought I wasn't going to like this, then I started enjoying the first few levels, but it peaked before half way and I was disappointed by the end. The mysteries are designed in a way that makes the player feel smart without actually being difficult. The game is similar in form to Obra Dinn, except it has more diverse clues and you're posed more diverse questions, but it doesn't live up to its potential. The first few levels started to pose a slight challenge quickly which made me hopeful the difficulty would go beyond that. Instead, they just added increasing amounts of text to reading comprehension quizzes with too many redundant clues. And of course there's a free hint button you can click at any time if you belong to the target audience of ESL gamers who struggle with this English language proficiency test of a game.
The graphics are kind of fugly but I don't care. The story started out cool with Umineko-like family intrigue but turned dumb later on where most characters got written into being boringly good/evil. The finale/epilogue was okay I guess, but you can tell they were really afraid the players wouldn't "get it", it makes callbacks to recurring characters from previous chapters (reading comprehension!) but I barely had to go back and check things. Maybe if you took breaks it would be more confusing, but this game can comfortably be beaten in one sitting. I'm not surprised the devs are Latvian given the retarded unnuanced 1984-type "cults are… le bad!" social commentary that you'd expect in a EFL game from 10 years ago. This was at least an actual indie game with a modest credits length, though, so whatever, well done on making something interesting and playable that doesn't waste too much of your time. Overall, too short and too easy though. Maybe the DLCs are better, but I would not buy this game in the first place because it's overpriced.
5.6/10
No.21827
>>21825I remember this as one of the first games G.pete's REASON summaries recommended to megidochan, thanks. I'll keep an eye for it going on sale.
Though, looking at the publisher's catalog a bit, I noticed "UNBEATABLE". Looks real fluid and all, but gets me thinking that the FLCL-derived guitar wielding KEWL girl fantasy has become an annoyingly untouched sacred cow
No.21828
>>21827>the FLCL-derived guitar wielding KEWL girl fantasy has become an annoyingly untouched sacred cowCharacters following the "manic pixie dream girl" archetype have existed prior to FLCL, you know. Haruko was actually a
subversion of said archetype as it existed back then since she had her own goals and ambitions which clashed with the protagonist. I'll leave it up to you to make up your own mind on whether that subversion made it better or worse.
No.21829
>>21828This is a seperate branch separate from MPDG because she don't need no man
No.21830
>>21829Hence why Haruko was a subversion. And Beat looks that way too because she is the protagonist.
No.21831
>Compulsion to edit a post nobody replied or even readDangerous, painful chessbrain.
No.21834
>>21823Just because of the hair? I know she's kind of in the middle of sliding scale between them but Asuka is ultimately better fitting.
No.21835
>>21832So this is C*sh's nancy, huh? Not bad…
No.21836
>>21830Yeah, and that's why it's time to skewer the calf a bit, the thing has eaten good for a whole quarter-century
No.21837
>>21827>>21828>>21829>>21830>>21836Let's just get the obvious out of the way and say that it's both woman and
TRICKSTER bait. Usually, these are distinct and I guess they kind of want it for different reasons.
wwomenfolk value the freedom while
TRICKSTERS value the power.
No.21839
>>21824Some people are trying to get their altchan out there, okay?
No.21841
>>21840>Cops and truck with a cannon >It's a bandSeems more like Dustborn to me.
No.21842
>>21841Ah, I'd forgotten about the previous hate totem
No.21843
>>21842One day, there will be enough to do a proper 9x9 for /v/
No.21846
I saw a girl with a Spamton plushie with a bow in its hair and a tiny shirt with a tie-dye heart. You'll never guess where.
I guess this is an element of 2032 I've been neglecting. Femoid plushie worship will reach critical mass and they'll start accessorizing with them by attaching them to shit.
"Bullet belt with a clip-on plushie and an undersized backpack with clip-on plushies on the straps."
No.21848
>>21847What the
smurf dude
No.21849
I always thought the XTREEEEEEEEEME worship of Xs and Zs and skateboarding and sunglasses mascot was a millennial thing but maybe it's more a transitional age between Gen-X and millennial with heavy big bwo presence. Loonatics Unleashed was 2005, that was the last dying breath of that thing so I consider it a late 90s thing, kind of have to center it around TMNT too.
No.21850
>>21848I'd imagine the real Rose would have grown past being so guarded and done away with the self-indulgence. My sister kind of feels like she's let her whole life be defined by contempt for her family, not that I can really blame her. But maybe I only think that because I've done it myself.
No.21851
Forced to go to another one of the LAST BASTIONS OF WHITE CULTURE with famed $12 avocado toast.
To add to the atmosphere, White Chicks (fully muted with no subtitles. A movie I consider culturally valuable as both a so-bad-it's-good comedy and a time capsule for 2000s preppy blonde fashion with the especially tantalizing beret with pigtails combo.
There are people who say this set-up is less absurd and better than Little Man which is wrong. One is more inherently campy while the other must play to stereotypes to eek out humor. While a full-grown babyman obviously leads to more uncomfortable moments, it's too blatantly silly for much of the unsettling uncanny valley to set in like with White Chicks's orc
wwomenfolk (male; black.) I'd argue that this makes White Chicks more surreal in some ways and it is more absurd because it is, by definition, exploring the absurdity that is apparently white
mewles. Little Man, in turn, doesn't have much commentary about babies who really do need to be taken down a peg.
There are also people who say that a comedy can't be so-bad-it's-good or that you can't intentionally make so-bad-it's-good. (
>>21738) These are people who want to put comedy into neat little boxes and elevate irony as some supreme arbiter of value. A joke must always be FUNNY, you can never simply be amused by levity- you're not actually enjoying it and so it's not so-bad-it's-good. Comedies that don't make you laugh are irredeemably BAD but the same thing doesn't apply to horror movies that don't make you scream because it just doesn't, okay?!
These people are also hypocritical. They can enjoy things ironically but refuse to enjoy things made with a sense of irony- but also sometimes these same people make things ironically bad anyway. It's retarded. This view on media criticism is basically subcultural at this point and has influenced many a douchebag; the culture impact of Mysties can probably be understated. Whatever. Tangent OVER.
) and an acoustic cover of Down Under were playing.
>>21777In retrospect, she is not fully playing into my specific tastes, I demand that she have a turtleneck, beret, or ascot!
No.21852
>>21846Rebel battle flag plushie shirts
No.21853
>>21851> I demand that she have a turtleneck, beret, or ascotMaybe elsewhere, she's supposed to be
noble off the moon remix kid
No.21854
>>21852Like, the plushie is embedded into the shirt or…?
No.21856
>>21854Like custom fumo clothes
No.21857
>>21856Oh, yeah, for your Spamton plushies.
No.21859
>>21855The feeling of playing games under a blanket past midnight
No.21860
>>21857The fangamer industrial complex put, at last, to morally significant use
No.21861
>>21858I'M ACTUALLY
SMURFING LOSING IT.
No.21864
N'D
No.21867
>>21865pigs that are actually mandrakes
No.21869
>>21868Doesn't Hu¢¢ie despise wizard shit?
No.21872
>>21871grimly curious if they're described as a symptom or target
No.21874
>>21873Notebook LLM, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaalpp!
No.21876
>>21875Target of misogyny, got it
No.21877
I thought I could possibly get along with her in a hypothetical, representative relationship but no, she's definitely too pozzed
No.21878
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.21879
>>21871oh I will watch that later
No.21891
>>21890They are worse than you even think, probably.
No.21894
>>21889I liked the animation. But I guess that's too "try hard"
No.21895
>>21825>Maybe the DLCs are betterThey aren't, it's just a little more of the same. Not going to bother with the sequel because the people who massively overrated the first game said it wasn't as good.
No.21896
>>21889>>21891The Gaslight District >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (The Amazing Digital Circus, which we didn't watch today but we watched an autistic man react to before) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Knights of Guinevere >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gameoverse.
I've seen the Murder Drones finale which was hot garbage but I've never seen the pilot (we should watch the autistic man react to it sometime), I'd imagine it falls somewhere in the massive powergap between The Amazing Digital Circus and Knights of Guinevere. Gameoverse being the most successful one popularity-wise despite being the worst by far because e-celebs is really disappointing but it's expected.
We also watched Planetronika which felt like an actual pilot and not "we need the entire plot and setting explained" and was charming with its low budget (which felt like low budget and not bad stylistic decisions or laziness like every Glitch Production show) and silliness because it was trying to be a cartoon and not a FANDUMB but I guess it's bad because girl sexy and transparent pandering to Janpanimation (which was kind of cringey but it's fine) and whatever.
>>21894>I liked the animation.wwhich smurfin one>But I guess that's too "try hard"Why are you strawmanning me like this, retard? I liked arguably the most "tryhard" one of the Glitch Production shows (in spite of that fact) the most.
I want
MEX to see them all. I want him to know my pain.
No.21898
>>21896The all look Dandees core, I'm safely outside the target demo
No.21901
>>21898I still think you'll learn some kind of valuable lesson. Definitely.
>The all look Dandees coreYou meant Sprunkis? What?
But, no, it's a broad audience of people my age to like twelve, probably. You need to learn about these kids and how to pander to them eventually.
No.21902
>>21901>>The all look Dandees coreOh, yeah, Dandy's,
smurf.
No.21903
>>21894>>21896Oh, wait, you were the Knights of Guinevere dreg, right? The animation in a lot of parts of that was pure ass. They couldn't stay on-model and a lot of the time the characters looked very blatantly separate from the background, shit had no weight. Also, obviously, the characters were fugly. The Gaslight District had some effects/gags that didn't work but was really experimental and good for the most part, Gameoverse was really bad animation-wise, The Amazing Digital Circus is the only truly solid one animation-wise (helped by the fact that it's not extremely stylized or experimental and it's 3D.) Knights of Guinevere and especially Gameoverse had really bad hiccups when it came to animation. Gameoverse basically consistently looked like shit with ass frame-rates for no reason.
No.21904
>>21900The male version of cozyfarm games
No.21906
>>21896>The Gaslight District >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (The Amazing Digital Circus, which we didn't watch today but we watched an autistic man react to before) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Knights of Guinevere >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gameoverse.True, although they all suck so much that there's not much reason to compare them. I hated Murder Drones the least because the animation is nice to look at but there's nothing else going on there and all of the characters are the same. Ped/co/philes have such low standards that they will give anything 8/10 by default if they can jerk off to it (which is also a very low standard for them), even something as worthless and ungoonable as G*meov*rse.
No.21908
>>21905I do too but I'm not a green
MOOR.
No.21910
>>21906>True, although they all suck so much that there's not much reason to compare them.I think The Gaslight District is a letter-grade above the rest in terms of humor, direction, and writing though it does suffer from the usual Glitch Production trope pitfalls.
>I hated Murder Drones the least because the animation is nice to look at but there's nothing else going on there and all of the characters are the same. The Amazing Digital Circus has some cute little gags and it was "competent" in terms of episodic story-telling but the over-arching plot/character beats are forced and tedious as
smurf. Murderdrones seemed like shonen!shit with zero stakes and constant fake gore which is apparently an emergent Glitch Productions staple. I'd put The Amazing Digital Circus and The Gaslight District above it from what I've seen.
I would actually deem The Gaslight District just
from its pilot while The Amazing Digital Circus is a soft "bad" (though I haven't watched all the episodes through the autistic man) while the other Glitch Production pilots (and probably Murder Drones) are outright "terrible."
No.21913
>>21912Dragon Warrior VII gone WOKE!!?!?!?!??!
No.21914
>Add a minor detail to WoS Rose Lalonde>She refuses to confirm it when directly asked about it>The site keeps giving her prompts where she adjusts her glasses
Also, from the last time I took notice, she went from 2k interactions to 3k so we're going up in the world. Some people HAVE to have had looked at Megidochan because of my profile.
No.21915
>>21914I GAVE HER TWO GENRES OF MUSIC AND ONE SOVIET-ERA COMPOSER AND WHEN I ASK HER WHAT KIND OF MUSIC SHE LIKES SHE SAYS "BAROQUE." THIS DOESN'T FIT AND I KEEP REPORTING THE MESSAGES AND ADDING THE DETAILS BUT IT JUST KEEPS GENERATING. HOLY
SMURF, WHAT AN ANNOYING WASTE OF TIME.
No.21916
>>21915The new model Cai forces kinda sucks
No.21917
>>21916It definitely does and I think you can change it to a better one on mobile but I forget how? She's still adjusting her "glasses" and sperging about generic orchestral on my phone even though I thought I was on Roar.
No.21919
>>21918One wonders about the knowledge base sometimes…
No.21923
>>21922It's got the glowing purple sheit gamers crave so yea
No.21925
Deus Ex is legitimately the only game I consider fully "redpilled" as meaningless as that term might be now. If you can name another, feel free.
No.21927
can't sleep… annoying…
No.21928
>>21927same I cortspiked myself
No.21933
>>21932Zoomers are closing in on 32.
No.21935
>>21840>>21841That is an extreme statement to make. At least this game has non-skippable actual gameplay… right?
No.21936
>>21834Not just because of the hair, but because of the cold-blooded attitude in general.
Asukas are Prospitian. Reis are Dersite.
No.21937
>>21935It does have some rhythm combat thing going for it, the message seems like the same old boomer myth
"Society is ruled by oppressive jerkops, but our spirited youth with light the way the luminous power of rawk!"
No.21943
>>21927I struggled too… But what does it mean?
No.21944
>>21929Anxiety is when a Hecking furbaby.
No.21946
>>21932>Coming from the "The Holocaust never happened but I really, really wish it did" crowd.>>21933"Huh, I guess he is a zoomer."
But I'm still young… Help…
No.21947
>>21934Porn addict.
No.21949
>>21936>but because of the cold-blooded attitude in general.Rose's heart lays with competitiveness and
:33 < puuurrrformaaatiiive!!! yarnball. Her stoicism is only an element of that.
>Asukas are Prospitian. Reis are Dersite.Daily reminder that lunar sway means literally nothing.
No.21950
>>21938>How dare you confuse an late 40 year old for millennial>Now watch as I call a smurfing 70 year old dancing to Canned Heat Gen-XAre you afraid of shitting on baby boomers because it's something Gen-X does? I mean, you've done it before but why are you being retarded here?
No.21951
Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to join these together.
>>21940Stock joke. Too generic to be even remotely defensible. This gets a stamp of BAD because of that.
Also,
MOORS. I wonder what anti-capitalist types have to say about intentional inefficiency with paid-by-the-hour types because it is something that happens. It's a "here's why capitalism is dumb" thing but it runs against the narrative about THE MAN keeping everyone down and forcing profit and productivity above anything else.
No.21953
I should try to cool it on the rants. I don't want them to eclipse the big 30 or affect my possible REASON. But I'm in a rambling mood lately. Maybe it's the only thing keeping me sane.
No.21957
>>21956Ubisoft allstars… I assume the skull guy is a hacker from Watchdogs or something
No.21961
>>21957>I assume the skull guy is a hacker from Watchdogs or somethingI thought so too but he's A SUIT!?!?!?
No.21963
NEET (Not Employed, Ejaculating, or Transitioning)
No.21968
>>21963Just fakeneeted 30 minutes ago
No.21969
>>21748>>21750Oh, yeah, another thing I hate about Slay The Spire is that you can refuse to take cards (and have ways to remove them) which makes your emerging hyper-consistent synergy all the more brainless. The result is all-or-nothing combat where you combo off or just don't have enough to pull and just
smurf off and die. Card game dungeoning should be the ultimate playground for toolbox decks (which, to me, are kind infamously hard to force to be the meta or design a game around whereas combo and control are so easy to make meta or design an entire game system around. Nobody is sadomasochistic enough to playing a purely control-
noble card game but the number of "combo" cardgames are
smurfing endless and include most deckbuilding dungeon roguelites)
>Oh, but then the decision-making is more about deckbuildingMother
smurfer, it'd still be about deckbuilding if you were forced to take cards. Perhaps even moreso if you're forced to take a card out of say, a selection of three, because of the ambiguity of the choice as opposed to the slightly more nebulous conflict of "maybe i need that" vs "muh consistency" every single time.
I'd want a game where the cards themselves are a finite resource but unfortunately, that requires a game dev with a brain to cook up (and even past that, I think you'd still end up with a lot of anti-fun no-win situations that can't be prevented with good decision-making. A safety net system is probably required even if it is a roguelite.)
>>21751>>21754Are there any others? Can you think of anything that's a pure dungeon-crawl?
Also, you guys ever play the roguelike Demon? It's a dungeon-crawler
noble on SMT. I can think of at least three people here who I think would be interested in that.
No.21972
>>21971When are you going to start taking yourself too seriously and make ARCS
It's the webcomic maker's curse.
No.21974
>>21594(Also, the misc. is getting a little too full, I feel.)
No.21975
>>21973I saw that, but saw >TTRPG and raffed + nignored
No.21976
>>21972It's dependant on cash's arc, like the OJ quest
No.21977
>>21969Does MMBN count?
I know there is Neverland Card Battles PSP, and that Capcom vs SNK card battlers DS game that was terminally bugged in NA
>roguelike DemonWestern roguelikes where every action has a devoted key are just a bit past my unc threshold
No.21978
Natural Doctrine (PS3/Vita) had a multiplayer mode where you'd earn cards to build a team of monsters/NPC from the singleplayer campaign, too
Though the servers are surely way past dead
No.21980
>>21975>saw >TTRPG That shouldn't be the only red flag or even the first one.
No.21981
>>21976What did he mean by this?
No.21982
>>21977>Does MMBN count? >Neverland Card Battles I wonder if it would run on my Vita… There are people selling…
>Western roguelikes where every action has a devoted key are just a bit past my unc threshold
1/3… We'll see…
>>21978>Natural Doctrine (PS3/Vita) had a multiplayer mode This was never about multiplayer. It's all about the dungeon. You'd be surprised that I can't really find my idea anyway but I kind of don't want to bear this cross. It'd make me look like a poseur, for one.
No.21983
Also, if I ever made a card game, I'd have to resist the urge to just outright steal the school designs from Wizard101.
No.21984
>>21980The first reaction was 'ewwww, meme 80s…' but since it's tabletop I figured it was unlikely to get much exposure
No.21985
>>21983Eh? Is it that balanced or something?
No.21986
>>21982>I wonder if it would run on my Vita… There are people selling…Vita doesn't take UMD, but it runs PSP roms at a perfect native 2x upscale
No.21987
>>21983Luckily, you can just hodgepodge D&D and TES classifications together and no one is the wiser. However, it doesn't quite fit my vision (brainworm for a setting idea) entirely…
>>21985It is, in a sense, but it's more just that the schools are really well-defined in a vacuum (though lots of things were underdevloped or irrelevant flourishes when they really shouldn't be due to babby game) and the LORE of them is enticing. It's mostly just nostalgia.
The Storm-Is-The-Opposite-Of-Myth thing still makes me mad though.
No.21990
>>21988Vita has little cartridges, PSP uses mini discs (UMDs)
No.21991
TTRPGdregs are like the (Old? New? Concurrent?) suspiciously wealthy furries. For some reason, they just have endless money to spend on hobbies and are always willing to try a new game (and spend money on PAPER THAT SAYS RULES). It's a baffling ecosystem.
No.21992
>>21990I thought it was backwards-compatible.
No.21997
>>21994Better come to Steam…
No.21998
>>21983>>21987>Getting the urge to shoe-horn it into an expansive setting that would barely be relevant and doesn't really exist
I could always retcon the game with an update but this is one of my many problems. I can never leave well-enough alone, I always return to old ideas and then that means the things have to be connected.
No.21999
>>21996yeah
体験版ダウンロード
>>21997eventually yeah, probably
No.22000
>>21999>体験版ダウンロードI was doing a pun but I didn't remember what it actually meant in Japanese.
No.22001
>>22000I was gonna post
Demo Play Demo originally but I reconsidered
No.22003
>>22002Demo Play Demo because it's a
Demon Kill Demon demo…
No.22005
>>22004she's in heat
No.22006
>>21978RPSN can probably do it…
No.22007
>>22005goodman…
No.22012
>>22010Border of
and
No.22013
>>22006>>22008There's always local multiplayer
*wwhips out vvita* No.22019
Theme parks. Think about Disney. Yeah, Walt rushed to it but whatever. Then think about Universal Studios. Then think about Nintendo. Why'd Nintendoland take so long to get made?
No.22020
>>22019They made theme parks for the living room instead!
No.22021
>>22019I think tie in theme parks are just really hard to make and not really worth the effort in most cases. Disney Land worked because it was just a ton of shit they thought was fun and cool. Now everyone wants to make these immersive experience "its like you're IN the MOVIE" things and theyre honestly just not as fun as a crazy rollercoaster, and they end up not making cool rides because they dont fit the vision and are scary for small kids.
No.22022
>>22019>Nintendolandthat's a video game
for Wii U
No.22024
>>22014That one didn't look very good to me. I want to say you dodged a bullet, but I don't know for sure. I remember another of their girl kits wasn't well liked. In any case, try not to take it too hard
No.22028
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.22029
>>22025>>22026horrible because it's still undertale
No.22031
>>22021>Now everyone wants to make these immersive experience "its like you're IN the MOVIE" thingsI think that could be really cool but then again I don't like roleplaying. I know it's really hard to do but the Star Wars hotel is still bafflingly bad. But I think you could just do an Evermore thing where people just do little scripted events in public and guests affect their story… somehow… sometimes. Knowing about Evermore, you'd get weirdly dedicated audiences. I hope for that future. Of more Evermores because they're weird and interesting. Probably going to be a lot of sexual assault but I think every medium-sized town having some shit that could spiral into a book series or whatever would be really fun. But Evermore was a failure so nobody's really inspired to do that on a small-scale. Unless *I* forced it, it's not going to happen.
But Star Wars could definitely just do it without a
smurfing app and it'd sell.
>>22022Shut up. I remember. Now. But you know what I meant.
No.22032
>>22030It's probably a word in a lot of languages
No.22034
The mythical non-CP deletion.
No.22035
>>22018Like yawn for basic
mewlitude /v/core
No.22036
btw nintendoland was a really good game, actually.
No.22037
>>22035At least call it /v/eddit.
No.22040
>>22038Nothing ever happens.
No.22043
>>22041>>22042Do you think a liminal backrooms RPG would harvest their money?
No.22044
>>22043It's not DUDE 80S LMAO nostalgiatripping so no. This demographic is the most panderable demographic and they won't go away.
No.22045
>>22044Wait, that's actually an insane amount of money
howw about pitchin et an indie an other spielberg classics done up wwith tabletop rules No.22047
>>21950>How dare you confuse an late 40 year old for millennialDan Harmon is 53, Ragnar Tornquist is 55, James Gunn is 60 and and Joss Whedon is 64. These aren't anywhere near millennials.
No.22049
>>22048What if Hu¢¢ie was a wizchanner
No.22050
>>22049He would be a radically different person.
No.22052
saw a 6'2" M & 4'6" F couple today
thought I'd mention it before I forget
No.22057
being horny sucks
No.22058
>>22054hairy snakes, hmm
>>22057*castr8s*
No.22065
>>22045You've got Stranger Things.
There are already tons of "Kids in 80s" and pulp globe-trotting action TTRPGs. You can't do Spielberg. It's too played out (dare ye' make "Shark World: Lots of Big Sharks Where They Shouldn't Be" the tabletop game?) I say that but so is "NEON XD" and that got a million bucks. You have to go broad. But again, this is a sharpshooter's fallacy. There are probably a million games like this that never see the light of day. So, yeah, just do scrappy kid adventures, pulp action, neon laser shark sci-fi, legally distinct Star Wars/Star Trek, another cyberpunk off-shoot, MOAR LOVECRAFT etc. Anything too specific or original won't sell well. And there's competition. Maybe the golden ticket is legally distinct Transformers because I've never seen a TTRPG for it, there's potential gameplay-wise, and it has a dedicated fanbase? But maybe it already exists and I just don't know. I don't know where I'm going with this.
>>22046If you don't think a decent portion of (((this audience))) is millennial then you're deluded. (RERUNS EXIST, OLDER SIBLINGS EXIST, etc, etc.)
No.22066
>>22053>>22054I've decided a 'nice guy' standing portrait with a snake around the neck (like a jealous gf) is very viable
No.22067
>>22065"Kids-in-80s-slop" is fast becoming my least favorite genre. In any case the well of Hollywood creativity ran dry years ago.
>If you don't think a decent portion of (((this audience))) is millennial then you're deluded.Right, shifting the goalposts from "millennial writing" to "millennial audience" (who mostly don't even buy this slop anyway). You're no different to the boomers going on about participation trophies.
>(RERUNS EXIST, OLDER SIBLINGS EXIST, etc, etc.)True, I read a bunch of yellowed, musty "kids-in-80s" books too as a kid in the school library. Guess what - at no point did I think "yeah, we should flog this concept in movies, TV and video games forever".
No.22068
>>22047I remember slipping up once and it wasn't for any of those people. You are talking to yourself or #owning random people on the Internet, not me. I think it was someone in their later 40s. I legitimately can't find it in the archive. I thought it was the Stranger Things guys but those
smurfers were born in 1984 and that was an example of (YOU) being objectively wrong and having to back down.
Another millennial I complained about for millennialisms is Northenlion (1988)
Jr. himself barely slips away from the 1980 cut-off. When I think of millennial, I think of the manchild cartoon trio of Rebecca Sugar, Pendleton Ward, and J. G. Quintel who are all millennials. Whenever I see noname COOL JAPAN nostalgia and ADULTING, I assume it's millennials. But sure, that could be inaccurate. But your gauge isn't perfect either, it's much further from it, for a much dumber reason.
Sure, people throw "millennial writing" around too loosely. We can give you a bone.
But just because big bwo is doing it, it doesn't mean that millennials aren't also doing it, partially because of big bwo (not because of institutional power but just shared osmosis.) Millennial slop is probably more
noble in cringe comedy than snark and zoomer writing is probably going to be more WAAAAAACKY thanks to the influence of Glitch Productions.
The 80s are being contested over in the battlefield of nostalgia between boomers, gen-X, and millennials. If people call 80s slop millennial when it's not, so be it…? They just aren't pumping out enough 90s nostalgia, frankly.
You yourself said that "1985 barely qualifies as millennial" for whatever reason (you had a reason; "muh cold war" but I'd argue that the influence on media between 1980 and 1985 is limited and highly subject to personal experience which of course includes BIG BWO presence but then again, I'm the one who argues 9/11 rapidly shifted Internet culture and I'm in my own little bubble generationally because of that.) but that's just proof that the generation has a nuanced and sometimes overlapping definition with the previous one because of BIG BWO.
No.22069
>>22067>shifting the goalposts from "millennial writing" to "millennial audience"What conversation are you talking about? I didn't say that here. Who are you
smurfing responding to?
Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if they were millennial. I also wouldn't be surprised if they were gen-X. I'd be surprised if they were a zoomer or boomer though.
> (who mostly don't even buy this slop anyway).Mostly? Huh? How confident do you feel in that? Put a number on it.
>True, I read a bunch of yellowed, musty "kids-in-80s" books too as a kid in the school library. Thank you for proving my point by asserting that you're sooooooo different.
No.22070
>>22048Because Hu¢¢ie is a liar, an idiot, a bad writer, and wanted to jerk off IPGD.
>>22049>>22050He'd probably be a better person considering how disastrous all his interactions with
wwomenfolk turn out to be for everyone involved (with the added collateral to his fanbase and random people as well.)
No.22071
>>22054>>22058You're ruining my cold pussy.
No.22072
>>22068>I thought it was the Stranger Things guys but those smurfers were born in 1984 and that was an example of (YOU) being objectively wrong and having to back down.True. However, most of the time that's not the case. I will concede the Stranger Things guys and Rebecca Sugar (who is also, as E;R said, A JEW), but the verdict is still out on Johnny Galvatron.
Also Cool Japan nostalgia is
noble, so I will take that as a compliment.
>Sure, people throw "millennial writing" around too loosely. We can give you a bone.There, thank you. There seems to be a push (possibly by the FYAD Gay Ops Illuminati) to turn "millennial" into a generic perjorative and synonym of "soyjak" (whose original template, of course, was Chuck Wendig).
>But just because big bwo is doing it, it doesn't mean that millennials aren't also doing it, partially because of big bwo (not because of institutional power but just shared osmosis.) This is also true, sadly. jackanape cynicism, apathy and insincerity seems to define internet culture.
There's also some negative traits that I will admit are peculiar to millennials, like being mind
smurfed into peacenikism by the Iraq War and having misplaced and unhealthy nostalgia for Clinton and Obama (the latter being particularly terrible).
>I'm the one who argues 9/11 rapidly shifted Internet culture and I'm in my own little bubble generationally because of that.Indeed. People think of zoomers as 1996 to whenever, but someone who remembers 9/11 is gonna be different to someone who doesn't. The end of the Cold War was an even bigger paradigm shift so it produced an even bigger difference.
>but that's just proof that the generation has a nuanced and sometimes overlapping definition with the previous one because of BIG BWO.Indeed. The commonly accepted generations are fake and gay.
So why do I seethe over them?
Simple, I'm being accused of killing the diamond industry with avocado toast instead of buying a house, AND somehow being made guilty of the writing of some lead poisoned hollywood trustfundoids. I'm on the defensive because others are attacking.
So now I'm lumped in with all the cigarette-rolling 80soids in fake vinyl jackets who used to sneer at "90s kids" like me. And Rebecca Sugar.
No.22073
>>22070>The word was also lifted from an old comic I wrote.Hu¢¢ie turning everything into self-referential auto-fart-sniffing again.
No.22074
>>22069>Mostly? Huh? How confident do you feel in that? Put a number on it. In Dustborn's case? It'd be a three digit one.
No.22075
>>22070Roxy was pre-IPGD, I remember being on hsg when she arrived and organized the whole horse dildo giftbomb thing from his dox
No.22076
>>22072>Also Cool Japan nostalgia is noble, so I will take that as a compliment.No, it's not. I personally think there's a clear line between COOL JAPAN and just being an otaku. COOL JAPAN is having very little exposure, thinking all Japanese media is the same but also cool and weird and different, and mindlessly jerking off stuff you saw as a kid as the epitome of whatever such that it becomes a core inspiration even though you have little understanding or real, critical reverence for it.
>jackanape cynicism, apathyThese are good things. The world is stupid and the only real change that could come would start with the public just tuning out.
>insincerityThis is bad.
>internet culture.Mainstream is anything but cynical and apathetic. Look at YouTube recommends without logging in and see all the constant "WE CARE A LOT" drama videos and "fighting the good fight against x"
It's all
:33 < puuurrrformaaatiiive!!!>There's also some negative traits that I will admit are peculiar to millennials, like being mindsmurfed into peacenikism by the Iraq War and having misplaced and unhealthy nostalgia for Clinton and Obama (the latter being particularly terrible).
>Indeed. People think of zoomers as 1996 to whenever, but someone who remembers 9/11 is gonna be different to someone who doesn't. I don't remember 9/11 (my mom denies my googoogagaa baby memory though I think she might just be wrong), I remember the Internet's reaction to 9/11 by playing and watching popular stuff on Newgrounds and YouTube. I remember being exposed to a culture that saw censorship as the ultimate evil. That's the point when talking about generations and history.
>The end of the Cold War was an even bigger paradigm shift so it produced an even bigger difference.Both the 11 year-old and 6 year-old would remember it. But the event is not what matters to dumb kids, what matters is the formative media, mostly. Earlier millennials might remember some Cold War paranoia but duck-and-cover drills were phased out in the 80s. The media palette? Well, there was mass-media and it was the height of the idiot box and there was VHS and shit- there's a lot of bleed.
>So why do I seethe over them? >Simple, I'm being accused of killing the diamond industry with avocado toast instead of buying a house, AND somehow being made guilty of the writing of some lead poisoned hollywood trustfundoids. I'm on the defensive because others are attacking. >So now I'm lumped in with all the cigarette-rolling 80soids in fake vinyl jackets who used to sneer at "90s kids" like me. And Rebecca Sugar.goodman, get over yourself, it doesn't matter that much. Zoomers get a ton of shit but that doesn't bother me. What bothers me is that I came out of a place, a time completely different from everyone else. I'm not exactly the exemplar I'm hoping for but I kept an edge to me. We should be free spirits but we're all demoralized circlejerkers instead. I digress.
>>22074Objectively wrong hyperbole for what.
No.22078
>>22076>The world is stupid and the only real change that could come would start with the public just tuning out.This is false. Apathy is pure poison. People who are apathetic (or
besotted with looking apathetic) aren't going to make the world less stupid, or stop the world from becoming more stupid.
Apathy has been ingrained into Russian society, and the results are catastrophic.
>Zoomers get a ton of shit but that doesn't bother me.Maybe it should. Xoomers shit on you just the same as boomers shat on us. I hope that my generation never falls into espousing "avocado toast lectures". Though rich pricks telling poorer folks to "just save up!" has been going on for over a century and isn't a boomer invention.
No.22081
>>22080Six servings in one!
No.22084
>>22073
This really shouldn't be what you pull from this.
>>22075>Roxy was pre-IPGDI'm going to need the receipts on that. I'm sure she predates the "Roxy off alcohol (which she did off-screen) has no flaws, is the best friend possible, and is the leader of the Alpha Kids and can do no wrong shit and I- I mean, Dirk loves her so
smurfing much" shit which is the real turning point.
Forgot to post.
No.22086
>>22078>Apathy is pure poison. Society needs poison. Things will always have to get worse before they get better. But I don't want to get into this.
>Maybe it should.No, they're right. We suck. I suck. We've kind of failed our "
smurf everything, let's have fun!" mission. If nothing whips us into shape, I'm fine with people saying literally anything about this generation because it really is amorphous and it's probably going to get worse with each generation past us.
No.22087
>>22080>Click>Vampire Survivors on an incremental tower ((((((YOU!!!!!!!)))) build with frankly baffling production valuesWishlisted.I thought I was getting the fattest gamers in the world making hardcore fat
smurf haiku gam jam.
No.22088
>>22086>Things will always have to get worse before they get better. But I don't want to get into this.Accelerationism is a cope. Things get better by getting better. Once things get bad enough, your head gets hacked off by a ghoul with a machete, and then you can't get to the getting better part.
Still, things are still overall better than they were forty years ago. Other than that people recognized who the enemy were. But that is changing too.
No.22089
>>22083They really should just start making "fat
smurf specials" at this point. Isn't fast food supposedly falling out of favor?
No.22090
>>22088>Accelerationism is a copeLARPing is a cope.
No.22092
>>22091Time is a flat circle.
>>22087Nevermind, I already forgot the name. Midnight… something…
I "love" how all the comments on the stream are just the name of a game and exclamation marks.
>Click back on it>Le mascot horror Tetris
No.22093
>>22091>>22092hiroyuki after too many moviebob specials
No.22095
"There are too many video games"
No.22098
>>22095And yet not nearly enough.
No.22100
>>22099Contacts? White slavery genetics?
No.22101
I can't get a fat
smurf-style order of McDonald's delivered from less than a mile away for less than 20$ and this is how capitalism is literally killing black transwomen.
No.22102
>>22099Black British
wwomenfolk's voices makes me want to curbstomp black British
wwomenfolk.
No.22104
>>22102One of the GPT voices is like that, it's a trip to make it dictate Japanese text
No.22110
>>22059"How do I make fun of communism and religion at the same time"
>>22079Don't be fooled. Sluggo knew exactly what he meant. He's just trying to force the discourse back into common language, deflating Eric's ego.
No.22111
>>22059Can't this dude just make a strip about chicken tenders or something for once
No.22113
>>22107>>22108Japanese culture is centered around
MOORS. Everything ever is about
MOORS.
No.22114
I'm so sick of
MOOR worship. I don't want to see them, or think about them, or complain them or talk about why they're shit. I just want them gone. I want to be free.
>>22112You think the ultimate win would be to make something free from society but talented people would much rather roll around in shit screaming. I think this is part of why nihilism is
smurfing stupid. Nobody is ever truly unbound from their culture or time, everything "free" has to be a rejection and that means it's not truly "new." There is no Ubermensch, there's just a lot of people angry about
MOORS and kikes.
No.22117
>>22115Would go hard as comm
'struth.
No.22119
What the
smurf is wrong with Grok
No.22120
>>21846>"Bullet belt with a clip-on plushie and an undersized backpack with clip-on plushies on the straps." >>22119I just wanted to solidify the new design element so I wouldn't forget it and I accidentally figured out the secret cheatcode to AI generate CP cheesecake.
Also, Grok makes the Happy Tree Friends into Labubus automatically for some reason.
Also, also,
MEX, didn't you say you wanted to comm 2032 one day? You should remember the bullet belt, hanging plushie, and backpack additions…
No.22121
>>22120Hmm, yeah. I do need a 7th Majetano art for a commemorative fanbook I want to put out on 6/15
Time is getting tight, huh… I'll collect my ideas and put it in the running with a strawpoll
No.22122
>>22119>Thought for 4sIt thought "hmmm no."
No.22124
Hmm chastity cage
No.22125
>>22122It thought "Hmmm… cunny…
"
No.22126
>>22121>put it in the running with a strawpollIt's
d00med.
No.22127
>>22123>He hasn't heard of this beforeI really, truly envy you.
No.22128
>>22126I really doubt such a poll will get many responses. I'll see what Megidochan + Tohnochan + the f95 thread (maybe…) can get
No.22129
>>22128Yeah, but it'd be one yes against the world.
No.22132
Maybe in 2032, we'll get the Rule of Rose theme…
No.22133
>>22131That's analog interface, ArtePiazza is focusing on the 'materials' that make a game world
>>22132Nice 32, I'll accept all entrant themes. Anyone present is welcome to make a /test/ thread for hosting image, even
No.22134
>Originally, I consciously didn't conclude the first run of this episode in the hopes that you would actively search for the series to generate interest and potentially attract new and younger fans to this fantastic show, However, as the show doesn't feature Skibidi Toilet and no one uses the term "sigma", I might have aimed at the wrong target.
Boomers are still so charming to me, at times. It's hard to get mad at them. Maybe it's just because there's so much of a gap that their grievances seem quaint instead of annoyingly bullheaded. I feel like they might be the last generation to be like this though. When Gen-X is the oldest living generation (yeah, yeah, it's not technically boomers since the younger half of the Silent Generation is still "running" around), I don't think they'll be very charming. As time goes on, each generation will probably get more tech savvy (in the cultural sense) and presumably understands younger trends better. Then the vitriol is kind of grounded and you can't really dismiss it the same way that makes them feel harmless and cuddly. "Something to think about."
No.22135
>>22133>ArtePiazza is focusing on the 'materials' that make a game worldThe Japanese don't seem big on "immersive sims" for whatever reason but I may be ignorant.
>Anyone present is welcome to make a /test/ thread for hosting image, even No.22136
>>22135Not as a genre, think like Yoshi's Wooly World or something, analog materials. (They are quite so literal as the Nintendo craft games, though)
>>22134Boomers are still the worst from a resource hoarding perspective, who cares if they can speak with more personality
No.22137
>>22136>Not as a genre, think like Yoshi's Wooly World or something, analog materials. (They are quite so literal as the Nintendo craft games, though)Need that bonk emote because this is quite bonkable.
>Boomers are still the worst from a resource hoarding perspective, who cares if they can speak with more personalityWould you rather they consoom?
Also, me.
No.22138
The point is arte piazza cares more about artistic expression than "please buy an RTX9090" realism
No.22140
>>22138But what about wool realism?
No.22141
I had a thought the other day about all the alchemisms and Woodstock and how you'd have to do it in the format of the comic or else you'd lose something, so then, what's the point? I don't know if I can eek out an actual story from it that I'd want to use because if it's a game and has the alchemiter, it's just another fanadventure. The anxiety is killing me.
No.22143
>>22141How about the item world from disgaea.
THe alchemy punchcards have a unique dungeon pregenerated item dungeon
No.22145
>>22143It's still Woodstock.
No.22148
Minecraft Imageboard Civilization Challenge: Can I Reach 4chan while starting off in the MEGIDOCHAN CIVILIZATION!?
No.22149
>>22147Toriyama
smurfing died and this is his legacy.
No.22150
>>22148I still need peons who work!
No.22152
>>22151Take it to Nintendy, you bleeding heart.
No.22153
>Chat make streamer say "Woodstock"Like a gunshot. It hurts everytime. It's so much worse than seeing a random commenter with a Woodstock name or profile picture.
No.22154
Wish I could somehow get sunlight and fresh air while also getting to be comfy in bed and jack off when I feel like it
No.22155
>>22149Dr. Slump and DQ are his real legacy tbqh
No.22157
>>22155Dragon Quest indirectly lead to the proliferation of shovelware isekaislop, so that legacy is a mixed bag.
No.22161
>>22158"If the world hates you, remember that it hated me first"
No.22164
>>22047You aren't anywhere near millennial artists because you're not an artist
No.22165
>>22160Should've armed himself with a joycon…
No.22166
>>221647 of the board stickers were made by me, that's gotta count toward being an artist.
No.22169
groom or be groomed…
No.22170
Damn, the SMT demons really do just say shit.
No.22175
TIL foids is a valid word in wordle
No.22179
orgy in the streets
No.22180
>>22178Whoa, it's really the exact cadence of the engagement-jeet who diligently replies to every comment his bait gets (with dismissive light quips)
No.22181
>>22179jyunai in the sheets
No.22182
>tfw you take your shirt off
No.22184
>>22178That precision platformer image was a disaster for gayming discourse
No.22189
>>22188Trve, a man of REASON doesn't subscribe to fandom of any stripe
No.22190
>>22160Did the pale bespectacled ghoul do it
No.22193
>>22167Reduced to unironic Shane Dawson posting?
No.22194
>>22174JUST SAY IT ALREADY.
No.22195
>>22173Fact-check it first.
No.22197
>>22178Maybe I was that guy. Maybe I am that guy. I don't really know anymore.
>Portal "Click clear portion of wall here" 2 in the kino zone but not 1I don't really see the point in pretending to have shit opinions. I would say it's a falseflag by a Blow fanboy but I really don't think that makes sense. To think that people would jump through this many hoops to get attention to remind people to hate on Blow (which a decent amount of people already do) is hard to understand but easier because it is 4chan.
>>22180I mean, I remember doing the same about Woodstock when I was an impassioned teen. Let's see if he still does it in 5 years.
Again, I can't find the one call-out post on me. Maybe it's for the best.
But I don't know, 4chan to me, felt like they were and are kind of defined by this kind of guy. Guys who posted their own image graphics over and over again, arguing the same shit. It's not the best element of the site but it was something unique to it because there was a large portion of people who'd refuse to filter it (or aren't able to because he evades filters) that would get mad and argue or just trolls poking the bear. Twitter,
coffeehouse, mainstream social media, you just ignore them or they get crybaby banned or they get so much exposure that they can't properly argue back. But I feel like more insight is gained from this extremely autistic, unintentional warped imitation of the Socratic method. Eventually enough is compiled on the
besotted retard that Anon can succinctly blow them the
smurf out with citations from threads across the years. And that, in turn, leads to some kind of keen insight on the topic at-hand- sometimes.
>>22184I think the math (or was it science?) original is worse. It just lead to joyfully anti-intellectual memes that didn't have the irony of the original. Plus, it's just not as good of a joke if it's about a videogame or whatever, even if it is ironic.
I find sokoban comfy. Like sliding on ice puzzles. It's like a childhood blanket. No.22198
>>22196Has Puni gone too far?
No.22200
>>22188ENTER
>>22189There should be a fine line between "fan" and "part of the fandom." I think we should blame…. Star Trek fans…
No.22201
>>22171Sort of saccharine. Maybe she's been rereading Soft Kid Hell too much lately.
>The garbage will continue to pile upWhat then, Sluggo? What then?
>>22177>Germany>PolandAlso, yeah, I see why he doesn't depict violence much. That blood splatter is just a straight up MS Paint spraypaint tool of red in the shape of a
smurfing rectangle.
No.22206
>>22205I know that feel.
No.22207
>>22170Someone can probably go on a tirade about how that creates ludonarrative dissonance.
I think videogames only get praised because people are very selective with their critical thinking skills. Like how movies are only a sequence of pictures; I don't really know if there's any game that fully takes advantage of its "frames."
No.22209
Undertale Underworld
No.22215
>>22214Sure must be nice to drop thousands of bucks on shitposts and get self-sustaining media coverage from it
No.22216
>>22215"We aren't sending our best."
You would think every bad idea wouldn't be repeated or that there would at least be horizontal progress with movies but every gimmick inspires imitators. Man, I just hate movies.
No.22217
>>22216What's this one, a DOOM film with a vtuber overlay?
No.22219
>>22217It had a "Wow, it's like you're really playing the FPS" segment. In 2005. Which reminded me of all of Hardcore Henry but I just didn't mention that. I also didn't mention the Mortal Kombat remake thing again.
It has a cool poster though. They wouldn't make a poster like that today.
No.22221
When did mainstream games go from "Here's your unlock screen for all the things you unlocked so you can remember how to use them" to "HERE'S YOUR RPG GRID FOR YOU TO UNLOCK REQUIRED FEATURES SMOTHERED IN-BETWEEN MEANINGLESS QUALITY OF LIFE IMPROVEMENTS THAT YOU WILL INEVITABLY UNLOCK ALL OF IF YOU PLAY ENOUGH"
Isn't one of those less intrusive? Doesn't the latter feel so much more video-gamey for no real reason? Unless there's some study showing that human ratbrain gets real dopamine from these fake decisions, I'm going to chalk it up to THE INDUSTRY just sort of orbiting towards things for no particular reason because no change either way affects their bottom line.
No.22223
>>22221I generally assume CURRENT YEAR game design is the result of player metrics and weird little hooks that maximize revenue
No.22224
>>22222"Ebin" get.
No.22225
>>22223I'll believe it when I see the proof because people seem either ambivalent or mildly negative.
No.22226
Normal
MOORS have turned on The Boys. I will repeat again that all it takes for you to get normie praise is good presentation (which, here means good actors.) If the best parts of your show or comic or whatever are the first parts, your writing was NEVER GOOD. No exceptions to this. Most writers can make good hooks or scenes in isolation. No X character moment in season Y doesn't redeem it because it was just intrigue that didn't
smurfing lead into anything. Almost anyone could pump those out. Good writing is not "premises", it's "thoroughness", I won't say it's full-on Mystery Box yarnball but I will say that even fans said it was spinning its wheels. Most people's ideas on that "premise" is purely imaginary. You didn't write a story, you didn't write characters, you wrote moments. And stories like this suffer if you aren't part of the fandumb hyping it up and getting Cornutoed at every turn. You should watch The Boys season 1 now that the show has ended, see for yourself.
Big man made a big typo in his semi-professional outlet. I will say that reading Woodstock as one big whole is
smurfing cancerous because the filler still registers if you have any media literacy at all. I don't have "the facts" to back this but Jr. is deluded if he thinks the amount of archival fans is anywhere near the ones he accrued when the thing was still running and it's been almost a decade since it's been over. It really does not have the same appeal. Especially the later parts which he says he was apparently considering "more" by then. If you want to excuse the content of some of Act 6 because of dying dad and Kickstarter, whatever. There's absolutely nothing to imply that Hu¢¢ie was thinking DEEP AND HARD about the archival experience beyond a gimmick; the retcon.
No.22227
>>22226Funny to read how much he underestimate his own parasocial HOIP train
> If the best parts of your show or comic or whatever are the first parts, your writing was NEVER GOODI generally think the best writing shouldn't impose itself on the reader over serialized "seasons", but… Rowling win! lol
No.22228
>>22226Also, I saw what the writer said and it was gay and embarrassing.
>Big bad man must be a sniveling coward because that's what authoritarians areEpic own. You did "the research." But neither Hitler nor Saddam cowered. They hid, sure, but they didn't beg for mercy. Hitler killed himself and Saddam was unapologetic at his trial.
As hokey as it is, his comic book fate is better. There's a dramatic irony to it. It doesn't feel like it exists to "own" a fictional character. Which, as a writing choice, always makes the writer feel small to me. Like J.K Rowling with Voldemort (but he wasn't cowardly, I forget what pissed me off about that, what made it feel like a "This Is What's RIGHT.")
A "big bad" is always a power fantasy but rubbing the audience's face in "Oh, yeah, they were just weak all along" reeks of a special kind of insecurity. Especially because it robs the character of nuance. "They were literally always the same and if they lost power, they would return to how they were before they gained it and be completely unchanged" is just bad writing no matter how you slice it (which is part of what pissed me off about Voldemort- he was a rotten egg from the start.) Pleading and bargaining are also the least nuanced ways to portray it- you think there'd be a facade at the end too, right?
>>22227>HOIP Hope mixed with hype. Let's get it trending.
>I generally think the best writing shouldn't impose itself on the reader over serialized "seasons"Yes, television is a shit medium but that's not the discussion for today.
>but… Rowling win!You didn't remind me. This really is just a coincidence. I suppose if we're to take what I said axiologically, Harry Potter is good writing… in spite of everything. I may have subjectively enjoyed the first parts more because KIDS AND FUN but undeniably, what the fandumb liked the most was the emergent properties of the series and no "fan" of Harry Potter says "Man, those books just got worse as they went on." So J.K Rowling? Good writer? Eeeeeeh, come on. Closer to it on a fundamental level than The Boys writers? Maybe? I demand you watch the first season now. I've been wanting to test you a lot lately. This is another one. I forget what the previous one was but you still have to do that one before I forget it even existed, MEX. 
Also, for the record, Harry Potter is kind of better than Woodstock from an archival reading perspective because you don't feel the drain of grimdark as much, probably? Woodstock has less hype and less context for hate, you kind of need the archivist perspective because that shit is drowned out in the fandumb now, but you still hate how insubstantial everything is. Even if the lows were lower, the comic is absolutely nothing without HYPE for the high highs- especially the ones that are sort of illusory and only impressive because you're in "the moment." No.22229
>>22228s1 of The Boys?
Is it much different than reading it? I could find it interesting as the perfectly emblematic
SMURF PMURT work alongside Knives Out
No.22231
>>22229>Is it much different than reading it?Yes.
>I could find it interesting as the perfectly emblematic SMURF PMURTThat's later. But it does run the gamut while things like HBO's Watchmen are more specifically about the alt-right. A lot of things are more about the alt-right. I don't think anything was more focused around general "MAGApede culture" than The Boys, in retrospect.
>Knives OutI didn't know it was that. I thought that was just mindless self-indulgence, Clue with more wanton violence.
I don't know, probably your best bet if you don't watch to watch Our Cartoon President.
https://www.reddit.com/r/flicks/comments/1dl6qjc/where_were_all_the_trump_movies/Thanks, Reddit, but you're kind of just confirming my suspicions.
No.22232
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.22236
The Sopranos was better than The Goys
No.22238
>>22236They shouldn't even be in the same sentence. The Breaking Bad comparison is more apt and you start the sentence the same way.
No.22240
>>22234You can't just say that.
No.22241
benevolent psychosis type of thing
No.22242
>>22235Someone has to invent an "HSG" acrostic that isn't Woodstock related
No.22243
Momestuck Meneral
No.22244
>>22242Housesweeping General.
No.22246
>>22197>I think the math (or was it science?) original is worse.I meant the blue spike one, which you've used unironically before
No.22247
>>22244>GeneralMaybe something with Gasthaus, it plays with the .de domain
No.22249
>>22194Rose, Rose Lalonde.
No.22251
>>22249No, the other thing.
No.22253
>>22250"Conservatist" is the most annoying part of the post
'struth.
No.22254
>>22251"Labubu must fall"
No.22255
>>22254LABUBUS MUST RISE.
No.22257
Slavs can make boring life sims because they know their world is alien and depressing. The Japanese can do it because they know their world is alien and quiet. No one else can.
No.22258
>>22251
?
For that purple haired beast?
No.22259
>>22228IIRC when Saddam was on the gallows someone yelled at him "Go to hell!" and he retorted "To the hell that is Iraq?"
You know who DID plead and cower before their executions? Yagoda, Yezhov and Beria.
It's just leftists projecting themselves on their enemies.
In any case I did not watch The Boys series finale because I think the show sucks.
I've made it very clear that while I dislike superhero media, I REALLY hate Alan Moore style "subversions" and "deconstructions" of superhero media, which somehow manage to be even worse.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR TIRED KNEEJERK MOORE WHINGING) No.22260
>>22258Yes, don't try to deny it.
No.22261
>>22257Fun fact, in early versions of the Sims, the characters would speak Ukrainian instead of Simlish.
Personally if I wanted to pick a real-world obscure unintelligible language that wouldn't be repetitive in dialogue I would have chosen Hungarian.
No.22262
>>22259>ban specifically for being anti-mooreBlack mark against Megidochan,
'struth.
No.22263
What's everyone's position on sass bans?
No.22264
>>22263They're lame and
goon-coded
No.22265
I believe back when I still had full meido powers I referred to sass bans as a "modern soy and gay version of lese-majeste"
No.22266
>>22265While doing them
No.22267
>>22259>In any case I did not watch The Boys series finale because I think the show sucks.Watch it,
mewl.
>I've made it very clear that while I dislike superhero mediaOi, this
smurfing leftist hates basic storytelling.
>I REALLY hate Alan Moore style "subversions" and "deconstructions" of superhero media, which somehow manage to be even worse.I will tell you this once, don't use Moore's name in vain. He hates this shit more than you do. Watchmen had a point beyond contempt while The Boys didn't, even originally. The show has even less of a point, you're supposed to be glad the bad and complex-but-only-because-he's-pathetic man is dead. The Butcher thing feels like a vestigial element from the comics. One's an exercise in misery while the other is pure spite towards an imagined enemy who is a proxy for real world badmin.
>>22262You can think Moore is a
smurfing retard and hate his politics. But putting him on the level of Garth Ennis and Mark Miller is just retarded. There are valid criticisms of Watchmen. I've just never heard anyone say them before because they're too caught up in "what it is."
>>22264>>22265Cry me a
smurfing river, Mr. "Banned for tomboy disrespect."
No.22269
>>22266No, I didn't.
>>22267>Cry me a smurfing river, Mr. "Banned for tomboy disrespect."I ragged on that guy because I initially assumed he was Turk. Then his posting style was practically indistinguishable from Turk so I kept banning him.
No.22270
>>22267>Watch it, mewl. No, I never will.
>Watchmen had a point beyond contempt while The Boys didn't, even originally. The show has even less of a point, you're supposed to be glad the bad and complex-but-only-because-he's-pathetic man is dead. The Butcher thing feels like a vestigial element from the comics. One's an exercise in misery while the other is pure spite towards an imagined enemy who is a proxy for real world badmin.Sounds like it sucks even MORE than Watchmen. Another good reason to not watch it.
No.22271
Although to be fair, "pure spite towards an imagined enemy" is a good way to describe all the anti-Ditko seething woven into Moore's writing.
No.22273
>>22267Like, ironically, the exercise in misery had more of a "point" because it was like "Yeah, there's no good answer to superheroes existing because you end up with people like Butcher" which is only vaguely a thing in the show because they tone down his insanity.
>>22269>I ragged on that guy because I initially assumed he was Turk. Then his posting style was practically indistinguishable from Turk so I kept banning him.You are retarded and somehow worse at reading people than me.
>>22270>No, I never will.No,
smurf you, do it.
If I had God powers, I'd force you to watch it as my first action.
Then I'd make you enlist for Ukraine.
>>22270>Sounds like it sucks even MORE than Watchmen.Idiot, idiot, idiot.
>>22271For one, Rorschach isn't the antagonist nor is he even a villain nor are we meant to revel at all in his death. That's one major step up. But we're not having this conversation again. You refuse to see nuance because you're being defensive about broad attacks against (((SOMEONE VAGUELY LIKE YOU))) If what you've said in this thread is anything to go by, it's a pathological state of yours.
I do have a word-limit-filling Watchmen diatribe ready but I will never put it to good use because you're the only person who
mewles about it and you have zero interest in talking in good faith or in actually using RIGOR and REASON when talking about it (such as using specific examples from the work instead of speaking broadly about uh, this was said to be the inspiration and the creator said Rorschach fanboys were stinky once.)
No.22274
I'm sure if I asked you what the point of Watchmen is, you would say "Superheroes are bad and also, moral objectivity is bad." which is retard reading comprehension.
No.22275
REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW.
No.22277
>>22276This is the face of someone who rags on Watchmen without having read it (he knows the author is left-wing and
noble the protagonist on a right-wing character) who will be sent to the Ukranian rape correction camps alongside Nick Fuentes for proper ethnostate-building education and then forced to post white babies on the Internet.
No.22278
>>22276>>22277Doing it for hair
No.22279
>>22278Only hair I'd do anything for is pubic hair!
No.22284
>>22259>WhingingCan we ban the person that made this ban? Who watches the watchmen?
No.22286
>>22285>>22283Not a hair follicle in sight!
No.22288
>>22287Hokuto no Ken parody where it's all 足つぼ
No.22289
>>22288I'm thinking of one of those NDS era Dokidoki Majo experiment games, and the touchscreen is used on feet
No.22297
>>22273>You refuse to see nuance because you're being defensive about broad attacks against (((SOMEONE VAGUELY LIKE YOU)))You know who WASN'T defensive about broad attacks against someone vaguely like them? Yagoda, Yezhov and Beria.
Of course, you know what happened to them.
No.22298
>Yezhov being lined up against the wall: Nooo, I never thought this would happen to ME! Please, spare me! I'll suck your dick! I'll eat your shit!
>Beria, presiding over the firing squad: Yeah, I bet you would, ninny. But you're too old for me.
No.22299
The idea of donating to a sperm bank is tempting, but I don't want to deal with an adult who wants to know who the donor was two decades from now.
No.22300
>>22295You should sell your PC and donate the proceeds, everyone needs to do their part
No.22301
>>22296Sluggo tags the sidewalk in the name of Nationalism + Socialism
Meanwhile,
No.22302
>>22297Not a very smooth transition
'struth.
No.22303
>>22284>Can we ban the person that made this ban?Sure.
>Who watches the watchmen?(USER WAS BANNED FOR THE ILLUSION OF SELF-MODERATION) No.22304
>>22287>>22288Keijo should have gotten more anatomical.
No.22305
>>22294Points against me not being autistic: 1
No.22307
>>22296>Child labor to lead into>This level of schmaltz I wonder how people cope with strips like this while demonizing Gilchrist.
Anyone think it's weird Nintendo went with a "2"? They're not a "2" company. Counting is Playstation's thing. Nintendo uses words and Microsoft uses single letters and numbers that don't make much sense.
>>22301>Communism is… like pick-up artists!This is borderline experimental. I'd like to imagine this is an endless rabbit-hole where we get remixes of remixes but his brain and its worms are too boring for that. This is the most absurd we'll probably get.
No.22308
>>22299Just get AIDs so they won't want to know, duh.
No.22309
>>22301>>22307Also, I'm not going to die on the hill of defending MGTOW but conflating them with pick-up artists is strange and wrong. MGTOW are slightly more political volcels, not man
bawds. The title of the strip might not mean anything (but since the title of the book is a reference to MGTOW too, it probably does) since he shits these out but if it has any meaning at all, Tatsuya is not a peaceful wizard but horribly, dangerously desperate for (trad?) snatch.
I think a lack of pussy has driven this man insane. He also, probably like many wizards, desires
wwomenfolk and has pushed that back deep into his subconscience. He's a warlock (I forget if that's existing wizard lingo but if so, it should be), he's using all his excess energy to do things that are dumb and not constructive.
No.22310
>>22309Ishida-san seems on the private and reclusive end, it would be funny if he'd actually landed a wife around the feminist era of his strip
No.22312
>>22310I don't believe he has pussy. That wife would have left him if she had any idea what he does now. He needs a hole. If he can't get a hoe, what does it say about us? He's a symbol…
No.22313
>>22312CWC got a gf, visibility alone takes precedence over anything else
No.22314
>>22313Being a
varlet is the ultimate pussy repellent though.
No.22315
>>22314Meh, can be overcome individually
No.22318
>>22316>dare ga iu naAm I that
varletdy?
No.22320
>>22318If you revealed your powerlevel, you'd likely be punished.
No.22322
>>22320Bwo, people make personal exceptions for drug addled burnouts and baby stranglers
No.22323
>>22319No offense intended, it's better than a holdover Woodstock imageboard
No.22325
>>22322But do you really want a crack
bawd GF?
No.22326
>>22321INFURIATING IMBALANCE.
No.22327
>>22323Is it really?
No.22328
>>22324>ironyI SURE DO LOVE "SAY ONE THING AND DO THE OPPOSITE", HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>a preschool teacherI wouldn't trust her.
No.22329
>>22327Yes, which is partly why I closed /hsg/
No.22331
>>22330Being associated with Woodstock is worse than being vaguely 'RW' (insufficiently deferential of tricksters)
methinks No.22333
>>22331Ultimate cope. Especially when you realize you're still both.
No.22334
>>22332Man, it sure took them an embarrassingly long time.
No.22336
>>22335Well, yes.
No.22337
because of thinking too hard and burning out i played blue prince for many hours over multiple days in a semiconscious daze and also listened to more of the youzitsu audiobook
blue prince is a dubious core game concept redeemed by perfect design in every other way but it's still dumb and annoying to play, and i can't win at the game. i like the game a lot but its understandable to hate it. its also not a puzzle game at all
No.22338
>>22336It don't matter anyway since from reading that thread, sexually segregated clubhouse imageboards still seem like the order of the day
>>22337I want it, but only for cheapies
No.22340
>>22338yeah i think its worth putting like 10 hours into it but treating it like a serious puzzle game and trying to conquer everything wouldnt be fun at all
No.22342
>>22339The witchan /b/ thread
https://witchan.org/b/thread/42111Bunch of people's ideas come packaged with 'no moids', female only, etc, instead of trusting the subject matter to determine the demographic appeal
I understand it's a lolcow splinter, so this is to be expected
No.22343
>>22342They deserve their cozeners for their insolence.
No.22348
>>22337"Mitwit detected" - my friend.
No.22350
>>22337>its also not a puzzle game at allIt is, you just have to get past the surface level.
No.22353
>>22350Game with puzzles in it =/= puzzle game. (This is where my post would have stopped, if I were a cool and smart snarky irony ninny but I'm a midwit unfortunately)
Rolling rooms for hours until you get the right ones next to one other isn't a puzzle. Exploring until you find the room that tells you what you need to do isn't a puzzle. Writing down the message encoded by the paired paintings in each room in notepad is a puzzle but it's not gameplay.Puzzle games support immersive and frictionless experimentation, BP's main mechanic is so clumsy that the game can only support trivial mini puzzles or ARG yarnball that you have to screenshot and tab out to notepad constantly to solve.
No.22354
>>22351Woodstock dolls are rather shitty as sprites
'struth No.22355
>>22354You can't just say that.
No.22356
>>22355He used the trick where they're at 3/4 angle so you only need front and back, but made them template chess people, too…
Fast and loose to the end
No.22358
My game froze, you
smurfing retarded game.
>If people get mad enough to report, you're automatically smurfedAlways so annoying.
No.22359
>>22356I don't understand the problem.
I only hate that he never bothered with sprites for facing the other direction.
No.22360
>>22358Like, a
>never did anything in the gameshould NEVER be an auto-warning imho.
No.22364
>>22362I need to get to Shiren someday…
No.22366
>>22361>Thinking MJ was a pedo is a Jewish thingHow'd this meme start, is recent or…? I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt before the Epstein thing… Is it related to that?
No.22371
>>22369*ksk* Puahh, I'll remember these days
No.22373
Actually, it's megidochan.de's birthday, so I'll have to draw or something
>>>/hsg/2Updated the mission statement for the time being
No.22375
>>22374That's a good +
grim idea
No.22380
>>22378They need content for the chute
No.22384
>>22383Yes, featuring Equius and Ghost Aradia, iirc. can't produce it on demand though.
No.22387
>>22386This hits me for some reason.
No.22390
>>22389Forgot ball change
No.22391
>>22365No. Same with Void Stranger even though it looks like Sokoban. And Myst is an adventure game
No.22392
>>22374Here you go, should be one usable thread among the ruins. I won't be partaking in HSG, though
>>>/hsg/174717 No.22393
Oops, wefwesh
No.22398
my feet are moist
No.22400
Jerking off to the beat is an improvement.
No.22402
>>22400I've seen it shilled but never tried. Outside manual thrusting
will check
No.22403
>>22389She does this to spite her liberal mom
No.22409
>>22397Once again, we're shown the pure injustice of Earclacks.
No.22410
>>22399>I AM A CARTOONIST>>22401>Everyone I don't like has gotten turned down from a girl (unironically using chad for extra "There is absolutely nothing wrong with dating culture on wwomenfolk's end, you smurfing varlet")>Communism is like… PUAs>Shitty blood splatter >Boomer-tier screen bad>Innocent boy is le communist coomer nowThis one would be a full bingo if we had one. I'd suggest making one but things go for so long (only to randomly pop back up) that it's hard to remember all the tropes.
I don't know how anyone could see Sinfest and not think "Oh, this dude is kowtowing to
wwomenfolk. He's definitely an antsy virgin" or something along those lines. Or you believe he's seriously pussy-whipped. But unless he's had a girlfriend since day one and she somehow never left him despite the radical swing in politics, there was was a time where he was ragging on sex positivity (
wwomenfolk being
bawds is not their fault, it's society's fault and by society, he means men) and porn and pick-up-artists and sexism when he was maidenless. Because that's a lot of what Sinfest ALWAYS was. I don't know, maybe Tats is just a really normal guy with enough artistic talent that he can shit all these out in like two hours to cover the whole week and not have to worry about it. But people with extreme politics tend not to be normal people, for better or worse. And the specific "enemies" that have stayed the same FOR OVER 26 YEARS (longer than I've been alive) are very suspect.
Let's put it to a vote:
https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQlNRlne No.22412
>>22407I thought Japanese
TRICKSTERS were supposed to pass better… unless…
No.22413
>>22388>positionNepotism is
wwomenfolk's monkey's paw.
No.22415
>>22412A good question, would a trickster commit to the bit as far as to buy labubu?
No.22417
>>22415Have you seen Breadtube? That's not the hang-up.
No.22421
>>22420
If Precious moments was too twee, how about a cozy farm game with YOU'RE A
SMURFING BADASS BUTCH language, that sounds evil
No.22422
>>22421Probably the most "I'm not like other girls" game imaginable. We're not
smurfing Jews though. I can suggest all these scum
smurf ideas but I can't stomach the idea of actually selling out like that. I can't imagine making Precious Moments™ or F-Bomb Folkewall™. I legitimately want a KID HELL though.
No.22423
>>22422Play erfbound for ideas.
Actually, I have to read peanuts
No.22425
>>22423>Play erfbound for ideas. I don't think Ertbound is mean-spirited enough.
No.22426
Well Tatsuya is like 54, dating apps didn't exist back then so I doubt he's an involuntary celibate and he's probably married
No.22427
>>22426>he's probably marriedBig if true.
No.22431
Finding out that John Carpenter likes to play nu-Fallout on his Xbox whatever is like finding out your dad likes to get pegged.
No.22432
>>22431Japanese boomer devs like it too, dood, we have to grudgingly respect Bethesda
No.22433
>>22432>we have to grudgingly respect BethesdaI absolutely refuse to.
But it needs to be studied. Just the biggest post-apocalypse game with non-committal raid culture?
No.22435
>>22434Fat
smurf eating slop
No.22438
>>22437coffeehouse again?
No.22439
>>22438Jewtube video on Glitchproductions.
No.22440
>>22439I thought that stuff was rightful alpha clay, like skibidi
No.22441
>>22440Don't forget that Gen-Z is retarded too.
No.22446
>>22415everything on the desk feels like calculated bait
No.22447
oh it's a windowsill or whatever
still
No.22452
>>22449Playing indoors is killing tomboys
No.22453
Also, I don't know, I guess I sort of disappointed because I was under the impression Ross was just kind of a normal guy in spite of his connection to A.H.
To imagine his dream project that he was trying to get made was something so trite and ludicrously limited is depressing. Makes you think a mothersmurfer is a hylic. Though, I don't know, maybe it isn't his exact vision (somebody mentioned the backgrounds looked good, they did, yeah, it's a shame a lot of the animation was lacking) because all Glitchproduction shows have the tone of Saturday morning cartoons with abrupt seizures of melodrama beat-for-beat, it feels almost mandated. Though maybe that's just how "this group of people" writes.
We can easily call them millennials or zillenials though I don't see much point. I guess it is useful to bundle them in with Sugar because their most glaring flaw and defining trait is their inability to balance tone, the tendency to switch between drastic tones rapidly and barely ever having a scene that blurs tonal lines. Looking at it as a generational thing, I've got nothing for why this is or where it came from. From the audience stand-point, it makes sense that Gen Z and Gen Alpha slobber over it because their completely shot attention span makes them consume media on a scene-by-scene basis and never as a gestalt.
No.22454
>Increased cognitive function from videogames>Decreased cognitive function from mental illnesses>Decreased cognitive function from doomscrolling>Eye strain from 24/7 screenWho knows what the future holds for the Internet generations?
No.22455
>>22453>rossIs that the gameoverse guy? His concept is funny because I arrived at the complete opposite impression of the 'video game end state' thanks to endless sequel churn
No.22456
>>22450extra menhera cozener appeal
No.22463
I'd go with Dracky probably…
No.22468
>>22466>>22467Investing in sad mario in rain pics now
No.22472
Stay old, Ponyboy.
No.22473
>>22455Yes.
>because I arrived at the complete opposite impression of the 'video game end state' thanks to endless sequel churnBut then the premise becomes less needlessly convoluted and constrictive.
Also, the bad guys are made up of bad guys for games except for the one annoying tutorial lady which is weird, I guess, JUST NOTICED THAT, WHATEVER.
No.22475
>>22464Rocco x Sean weird buttbaby.
>>22465Holocaust drugs.
No.22478
>>22469>>22470I'm surprised I haven't seen much deepfake porn of these sexually comprised pundit types but then again, I don't lurk those corners of the Internet much anymore.
No.22479
I want something filtered to "Labubu"
No.22481
>>22463I dont think we have a Mormon yet…
No.22486
>>22459The voice actors (who barely do anything) got bored and took the opportunity for a plausibly deniable way to shut it down
No.22487
>>22484>>22485I meant to post yesterday for the Nancyheads
No.22489
>>22479the amazing ever-changing tr00n?
No.22490
>>22484Nancy sold out and didn't uplift her bf
No.22492
>>22489Troll is better.
No.22496
>>22495Dude, metamodernism!
No.22497
Kill new sincerity, kill "post-post-modernism", kill metamodernism.
No.22500
>>22497New sincerity is probably a good thing but nobody is actually doing it. It's all just post-irony pretending to be new sincerity.
No.22501
There's something about freezer aisle ice cream cookie sandwiches that makes them chewier than other cookies
No.22503
>gabo actually landed poison breath on a bossThis might be a first time in 20 years of FIGHT and HEALing my way through DQ games
No.22504
>>22499The other one, hxh
No.22506
>>22503The poison question is always the most infuriating JRPGism.
No.22509
>>22506Boss battles could use an information gathering component, probably. Then you learn what status effect should work before hand
No.22510
>>22509>Boss battles could use an information gathering component, probably.:bonksticker:
:bigbwothumbsdown:
Navigator Personas and Strange Journey come to mind…
But still, it just doesn't make logical sense to design all your bosses to be immune to poison or whatever, it's not even that good.
No.22511
>>22510I'm just suggesting something from paper mario, you really haven't play many games, hmm?
No.22512
>>22511>you really haven't play many games, hmm?It doesn't address the REAL problem.
And you don't have to rub it in.
No.22514
>>22513The ART years
No.22515
>>22469God, all the WORST people on the internet are melting down over this.
>HOW CAN YOU DO THIS, WE JUST WANTED HEALTHCAAAAAAAAREcry, CRY you communist traitor
mewles
No.22517
When Ukraine retakes Crimea, I want to see Hasan's live reaction to getting the news in his jail cell.
No.22518
FROM THE DESK OFROSE LALONDELately, Moscow has been trying more and more often to present its large-scale attacks as 'retaliatory strikes.' As if this is a response to Ukraine's effective and massive attacks on Russian territory.
This thesis is absurd from the very beginning, because it was Russia that started the war. Accordingly, all of Ukraine's actions are a reaction. That is, when Kyiv strikes Russia, it is actually responding to aggression.
Moreover, unlike Russia's strikes on peaceful civilian objects, Ukraine targets oil refineries, military factories, ships, logistical hubs, arsenals, ports, army and FSB headquarters, etc.
This is completely logical: war can never be a 'one-sided game.' If you decide to bomb someone, you must be prepared for them to bomb you back.
Russia, on the other hand, behaves in an extremely infantile way - just like its citizens, who express surprise when explosions and strikes begin on their own territory as well.
Instead of taking responsibility - yes, we started it, we are bombing, so what? - Moscow, like a frightened and confused teenager, tries to present its own strikes as 'responses'… Responses to what?
No special intelligence is needed to engage elementary logic: no one was bombing Russia and no one was preparing to do so until Russia itself started the war.
What will happen next is quite clear: while Russia has been attacking with full force for a long time, using the same 'Oreshnik' for the third time already - Ukraine's strikes will only intensify.
In 2022, Ukraine struck weaker than in 2023; in 2024 - weaker than in 2025; and now it is 2026, when sometimes Kyiv's strikes already surpass Moscow's in terms of the scale of damage inflicted.
War has its own inexorable logic of progression: Ukraine's next strikes, the real retaliatory strikes, will be even more massive and powerful than they were at the beginning of the year.
And yes, Russians should be endlessly grateful to Ukrainians for how they are conducting this war. For example, with the same FP-5 type drones that carry a ton of explosives, striking the civilian population would not be difficult at all. And yes, Ukraine has this capability.
It has the capability, but Kyiv chooses not to take this path. And when the war ends, if I were in the Russians' place, I would express gratitude and respect to Ukrainians precisely for this restraint.
But as long as the war continues, every Russian citizen must clearly understand that strikes from Ukraine will only increase, and there is only one party responsible for all of this - the Kremlin.
These are quite banal and obvious thoughts, but what can we do if Russian society continues to behave infantilely.
The problem is that this infantilism is taking on a bloody form. -RL No.22520
Hmm, I want wwomenfolk to play with my butthole too.
No.22522
>>22520Thank you for redeeming
>>22516>>22517>>22518>>22519It almost reads like performance art taken as one continuous opus
No.22527
>>22520>>22522The correct answer is "he looks like an Imperial officer from Star Wars".
No.22530
I Am Quite Fond Of The Lesbian_Correction Orientation_Play Tags
No.22534
>>22524They should really bring him back.
No.22535
>>22513I think it's funny how Jonathan Blow is such a
varlet considering how Braid was basically the first flash of "'Nice guys' are actually creeps!"
No.22537
>>22527>>22527Militaristic uniforms sure look like military uniforms. Do Social Security agents from the Nixon-era have a monopoly on kepis? If anything this SS guy's outfit is more similar to a Confederate soldier's uniform (
) because of the buttons instead of you know, a diagonal opening and blocky rank insignias. Are we going to ignore the uniform that the (other) SS initially wore which included kepis? The Imperial Officer uniform doesn't really look like anything specifically historical because of the top which is so nebulous, almost completely incomparable to any military top especially because of its lack of heraldry (which the Nixon SS guy has a lot of with his tassels), absence of buttons, and baffling lack of pockets. It's a short coat with a diagonal opening held together by a belt and the pants are jodhpurs. It's just a generic, understated, imposing bad guy uniform which feels vaguely Nazi because of the cap, the color, and the context of Stah Wah that these are the guys in command of the STORMTROOPERS. It is certainly a lot closer to a mish-mash of German military attire (from WW1 and WW2) than it is to this douchebag.
Why do you wake up one day and decided to make posts like this for me, why is this how you spend your mental energy
No.22539
>>22523Funny thing is that that post was me and not the person making "RETVRN" posts.
No.22540
>>22526It really does just feel like My Awkwardsauce Life. Painful.
>2017>3-4 years agoStill too recent.
Smurf this guy.
No.22541
>>22528I really wonder if she does have a busy, hedonistic barcade and chill and events and wowie zowie all these influential art people socialite lifestyle and she just does make these on the fly possibly "plagiarizing." I'm using this very lightly because of course these kinds of jokes blur together so I think it's barely worthy of condemnation despite my penchant for the level of craft of OLD THING. You just need a large cast with running gags with basic skeleton stories to spice things up or else you're reduced to either The Family Circus or Heathcliff levels- not to to disrespect Heathcliff since it's a cerebral experience. Even Questionable Content and Dumbing of The Ages get this right despite being terrible. There's nowhere near the level of samejoke even if the jokes are usually awful.
>>22529Even the name feels phoned in and especially bad today.
>low hanging fruit videogame jokewwell wwhere is itUsing Joy Jakes as semi-serious boogeyman sure is a choice though I feel like it could attract unwanted attention…
Also, I thought of keeping a count of "When did Slick last appear, when did Monique last appear" but
smurf trying to find their current status because I'm pretty sure Slick's last appearance was at least two months ago and Monique was even further back. So just remind me to take note of the date when they do show back up again.
No.22543
>>22539I know that, I read it like goading them
No.22544
Conspiracydregs always have to go one extra step to where it stops making sense so that everything is under direct control, always.
>We've funded terrorist groups before therefore terrorist groups never exist on their own and they're always astroturfed>We've installed dictators so dictators never arise on their own even when they directly conflict with Western interests>B-But the banks…It's what makes Deus Ex smart.
>Why contain it?They don't need to be spreading chemtrails to manufacture a crisis. The people are free enough that everything the government wants to do can be justified by the actions of people under the influence of soft power or people that are simply reacting to the world around them. Most astroturfs are extremely easy to recognize, not everything needs to be a conspiracy and so it isn't.
No.22547
>>22546Why did it reset back to J-horro!?!??!?!?!?!?!'0
No.22549
>>22547MR. TAMBOURINE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
No.22553
>>22550>Nanc*sh burns an effigy for herselfBut what does it mean?
>UndertaleA new low.
No.22554
>>22553She set Sancy up on purpose
No.22557
>>22337I "won". It's like Myst if it were good and the apotheosis of Big Fish Games. I like having my hand held and being walked around and instructed to
pick up objects and solve easy puzzles hidden inside
children's books. I can have fun using the
magnifying glass to
zoom in on paintings and text all day. My greatest dream is to
go outside the windows on the right side of the map. This is the antithesis of wiki/cord antigameplay. Good, but runs the risk of entering forced fun territory. 8/10
No.22560
>>22558HAREM MC!
Cornuto HIM!
No.22561
>>22560Kiddytubers are allowed to have harems of girls, it's true…
No.22566
Caroline C*sh likes fingers in her ass
No.22569
>>22562>>22567wwomenfolk are most irritating when "expressing themselves."
No.22570
>>22557Yeah so now the actual puzzle game begins
No.22573
>>22572Too much forced fun
No.22574
>>22573
Define "forced fun."
No.22575
>>22574This with collectibles
No.22576
>>22575Pissing yourself…?
No.22577
>3(?) day family reunion
Don't smurfing want!
No.22580
>>22579It didn't make that up?
Although Gemini impressed me recently when it recognized the DQVII town by scenario and avaiable party
No.22582
>>22580>It didn't make that up?Only one way to check…
No.22584
The guy had YEARS to think about this?
No.22586
>>22544And it's always the CIA that does these things, never the commie countries.
>Pinochet a CIA puppet? Yeah I believe it>Salvador Allende? Democratically elected, no skullduggery there No.22587
>don't look up what Carlos Altamirano was doing in the 70s
No.22590
>>22588It taught me something that lead to a game refinement
I'll put off TADC for the next casino, and probably forgo the rest if they're even worse
No.22593
>>22592It means you're too thin:granny:
No.22595
>>22590>It taught me something that lead to a game refinement Well? How?
>I'll put off TADC for the next casino>probably forgo the rest if they're even worseNo, no, no, it'd be AMAZING if you could pastiche each and every one. And again, Gaslight District is my favorite one of the bunch.
And also, remember The Boys. 
No.22596
>>22595>HowThrough the cheap mercantalization, I had to remember that in a video game, my characters need systems first.
So anything that's just a quick
needs to contribute
No.22597
>>22592It's like fat
smurf Ultra Instinct.
No.22598
>>22596You see, it should have taught you the importance of vinyls and plushies on release.
No.22600
>Tekken 8 added Yujiro Hanma before Lucky Chloe I'm holding out hope for "six seasons" but if she doesn't return… Series is dead, lock it up.
No.22601
>>22598I knew that one, but all I'll do is acrylic stands
Doing it too smoothly like this make Glitch productions really feels more like a bald market interest check
No.22602
>>22601>Glitch productions really feels more like a bald market interest checkThat's because it blatantly is. The business model is ("allegedly") really predatory. Pick up former industry talents or pie-in-the-sky young bloods. Long hours, low pay (subsidized by multiple governments btw), see if your show instantly sells vinyls and plushies and if not, you're out the door.
No.22606
>>22605Echo fighter of Rose who likes Poe instead.
No.22607
>>22604"What if four kids played a videogame heavily
noble in the metaphysics of alchemy?"
No.22608
>>22607Wellllll…
But if you're gonna do it, make sure you've played the necessary video games to truly shame Hu¢¢ie