No.21581[View All]
Forgotten JEWS edition.
32'd:
>>20540 No.22511
>>22510I'm just suggesting something from paper mario, you really haven't play many games, hmm?
No.22512
>>22511>you really haven't play many games, hmm?It doesn't address the REAL problem.
And you don't have to rub it in.
No.22514
>>22513The ART years
No.22515
>>22469God, all the WORST people on the internet are melting down over this.
>HOW CAN YOU DO THIS, WE JUST WANTED HEALTHCAAAAAAAAREcry, CRY you communist traitor
mewles
No.22517
When Ukraine retakes Crimea, I want to see Hasan's live reaction to getting the news in his jail cell.
No.22518
FROM THE DESK OFROSE LALONDE
Lately, Moscow has been trying more and more often to present its large-scale attacks as 'retaliatory strikes.' As if this is a response to Ukraine's effective and massive attacks on Russian territory.
This thesis is absurd from the very beginning, because it was Russia that started the war. Accordingly, all of Ukraine's actions are a reaction. That is, when Kyiv strikes Russia, it is actually responding to aggression.
Moreover, unlike Russia's strikes on peaceful civilian objects, Ukraine targets oil refineries, military factories, ships, logistical hubs, arsenals, ports, army and FSB headquarters, etc.
This is completely logical: war can never be a 'one-sided game.' If you decide to bomb someone, you must be prepared for them to bomb you back.
Russia, on the other hand, behaves in an extremely infantile way - just like its citizens, who express surprise when explosions and strikes begin on their own territory as well.
Instead of taking responsibility - yes, we started it, we are bombing, so what? - Moscow, like a frightened and confused teenager, tries to present its own strikes as 'responses'… Responses to what?
No special intelligence is needed to engage elementary logic: no one was bombing Russia and no one was preparing to do so until Russia itself started the war.
What will happen next is quite clear: while Russia has been attacking with full force for a long time, using the same 'Oreshnik' for the third time already - Ukraine's strikes will only intensify.
In 2022, Ukraine struck weaker than in 2023; in 2024 - weaker than in 2025; and now it is 2026, when sometimes Kyiv's strikes already surpass Moscow's in terms of the scale of damage inflicted.
War has its own inexorable logic of progression: Ukraine's next strikes, the real retaliatory strikes, will be even more massive and powerful than they were at the beginning of the year.
And yes, Russians should be endlessly grateful to Ukrainians for how they are conducting this war. For example, with the same FP-5 type drones that carry a ton of explosives, striking the civilian population would not be difficult at all. And yes, Ukraine has this capability.
It has the capability, but Kyiv chooses not to take this path. And when the war ends, if I were in the Russians' place, I would express gratitude and respect to Ukrainians precisely for this restraint.
But as long as the war continues, every Russian citizen must clearly understand that strikes from Ukraine will only increase, and there is only one party responsible for all of this - the Kremlin.
These are quite banal and obvious thoughts, but what can we do if Russian society continues to behave infantilely.
The problem is that this infantilism is taking on a bloody form. -RL No.22520
Hmm, I want wwomenfolk to play with my butthole too.
No.22522
>>22520Thank you for redeeming
>>22516>>22517>>22518>>22519It almost reads like performance art taken as one continuous opus
No.22527
>>22520>>22522The correct answer is "he looks like an Imperial officer from Star Wars".
No.22530
I Am Quite Fond Of The Lesbian_Correction Orientation_Play Tags
No.22534
>>22524They should really bring him back.
No.22535
>>22513I think it's funny how Jonathan Blow is such a
varlet considering how Braid was basically the first flash of "'Nice guys' are actually creeps!"
No.22537
>>22527>>22527Militaristic uniforms sure look like military uniforms. Do Social Security agents from the Nixon-era have a monopoly on kepis? If anything this SS guy's outfit is more similar to a Confederate soldier's uniform (
) because of the buttons instead of you know, a diagonal opening and blocky rank insignias. Are we going to ignore the uniform that the (other) SS initially wore which included kepis? The Imperial Officer uniform doesn't really look like anything specifically historical because of the top which is so nebulous, almost completely incomparable to any military top especially because of its lack of heraldry (which the Nixon SS guy has a lot of with his tassels), absence of buttons, and baffling lack of pockets. It's a short coat with a diagonal opening held together by a belt and the pants are jodhpurs. It's just a generic, understated, imposing bad guy uniform which feels vaguely Nazi because of the cap, the color, and the context of Stah Wah that these are the guys in command of the STORMTROOPERS. It is certainly a lot closer to a mish-mash of German military attire (from WW1 and WW2) than it is to this douchebag.
Why do you wake up one day and decided to make posts like this for me, why is this how you spend your mental energy
No.22539
>>22523Funny thing is that that post was me and not the person making "RETVRN" posts.
No.22540
>>22526It really does just feel like My Awkwardsauce Life. Painful.
>2017>3-4 years agoStill too recent.
Smurf this guy.
No.22541
>>22528I really wonder if she does have a busy, hedonistic barcade and chill and events and wowie zowie all these influential art people socialite lifestyle and she just does make these on the fly possibly "plagiarizing." I'm using this very lightly because of course these kinds of jokes blur together so I think it's barely worthy of condemnation despite my penchant for the level of craft of OLD THING. You just need a large cast with running gags with basic skeleton stories to spice things up or else you're reduced to either The Family Circus or Heathcliff levels- not to to disrespect Heathcliff since it's a cerebral experience. Even Questionable Content and Dumbing of The Ages get this right despite being terrible. There's nowhere near the level of samejoke even if the jokes are usually awful.
>>22529Even the name feels phoned in and especially bad today.
>low hanging fruit videogame jokewwell wwhere is itUsing Joy Jakes as semi-serious boogeyman sure is a choice though I feel like it could attract unwanted attention…
Also, I thought of keeping a count of "When did Slick last appear, when did Monique last appear" but
smurf trying to find their current status because I'm pretty sure Slick's last appearance was at least two months ago and Monique was even further back. So just remind me to take note of the date when they do show back up again.
No.22543
>>22539I know that, I read it like goading them
No.22544
Conspiracydregs always have to go one extra step to where it stops making sense so that everything is under direct control, always.
>We've funded terrorist groups before therefore terrorist groups never exist on their own and they're always astroturfed>We've installed dictators so dictators never arise on their own even when they directly conflict with Western interests>B-But the banks…It's what makes Deus Ex smart.
>Why contain it?They don't need to be spreading chemtrails to manufacture a crisis. The people are free enough that everything the government wants to do can be justified by the actions of people under the influence of soft power or people that are simply reacting to the world around them. Most astroturfs are extremely easy to recognize, not everything needs to be a conspiracy and so it isn't.
No.22547
>>22546Why did it reset back to J-horro!?!??!?!?!?!?!'0
No.22549
>>22547MR. TAMBOURINE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
No.22553
>>22550>Nanc*sh burns an effigy for herselfBut what does it mean?
>UndertaleA new low.
No.22554
>>22553She set Sancy up on purpose
No.22557
>>22337I "won". It's like Myst if it were good and the apotheosis of Big Fish Games. I like having my hand held and being walked around and instructed to
pick up objects and solve easy puzzles hidden inside
children's books. I can have fun using the
magnifying glass to
zoom in on paintings and text all day. My greatest dream is to
go outside the windows on the right side of the map. This is the antithesis of wiki/cord antigameplay. Good, but runs the risk of entering forced fun territory. 8/10
No.22560
>>22558HAREM MC!
Cornuto HIM!
No.22561
>>22560Kiddytubers are allowed to have harems of girls, it's true…
No.22566
Caroline C*sh likes fingers in her ass
No.22569
>>22562>>22567wwomenfolk are most irritating when "expressing themselves."
No.22570
>>22557Yeah so now the actual puzzle game begins
No.22573
>>22572Too much forced fun
No.22574
>>22573
Define "forced fun."
No.22575
>>22574This with collectibles
No.22576
>>22575Pissing yourself…?
No.22577
>3(?) day family reunion
Don't smurfing want!
No.22580
>>22579It didn't make that up?
Although Gemini impressed me recently when it recognized the DQVII town by scenario and avaiable party
No.22582
>>22580>It didn't make that up?Only one way to check…
No.22584
The guy had YEARS to think about this?
No.22586
>>22544And it's always the CIA that does these things, never the commie countries.
>Pinochet a CIA puppet? Yeah I believe it>Salvador Allende? Democratically elected, no skullduggery there No.22587
>don't look up what Carlos Altamirano was doing in the 70s
No.22590
>>22588It taught me something that lead to a game refinement
I'll put off TADC for the next casino, and probably forgo the rest if they're even worse
No.22593
>>22592It means you're too thin:granny:
No.22595
>>22590>It taught me something that lead to a game refinement Well? How?
>I'll put off TADC for the next casino>probably forgo the rest if they're even worseNo, no, no, it'd be AMAZING if you could pastiche each and every one. And again, Gaslight District is my favorite one of the bunch.
And also, remember The Boys. 
No.22596
>>22595>HowThrough the cheap mercantalization, I had to remember that in a video game, my characters need systems first.
So anything that's just a quick
needs to contribute
No.22597
>>22592It's like fat
smurf Ultra Instinct.
No.22598
>>22596You see, it should have taught you the importance of vinyls and plushies on release.
No.22600
>Tekken 8 added Yujiro Hanma before Lucky Chloe I'm holding out hope for "six seasons" but if she doesn't return… Series is dead, lock it up.
No.22601
>>22598I knew that one, but all I'll do is acrylic stands
Doing it too smoothly like this make Glitch productions really feels more like a bald market interest check
No.22602
>>22601>Glitch productions really feels more like a bald market interest checkThat's because it blatantly is. The business model is ("allegedly") really predatory. Pick up former industry talents or pie-in-the-sky young bloods. Long hours, low pay (subsidized by multiple governments btw), see if your show instantly sells vinyls and plushies and if not, you're out the door.
No.22606
>>22605Echo fighter of Rose who likes Poe instead.
No.22607
>>22604"What if four kids played a videogame heavily
noble in the metaphysics of alchemy?"
No.22608
>>22607Wellllll…
But if you're gonna do it, make sure you've played the necessary video games to truly shame Hu¢¢ie