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"Actually talking about Crash Bandicoot" edition.
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>>9242 No.11200
>>11154One on the left is better, hair lighter than skin usually doesn't work. She should have yellow sclera and be smoking weed and sipping grape drank and holding a basketball though
No.11203
>>11199Has the potential to be the most delusional thing I've ever seen from Japan, and the fact that they're attaching huge names to it is nuts
No.11205
Found metal music on bandcamp, but they aren't actually selling it. You can only listen to it. What's the point of uploading digital music and not selling it?
No.11214
I stopped what I was doing and looked at the track info because I thought it was some pre-enshittification Sawano
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=dnM8NiBWPJ8can't believe it's not Sawano ぶっちゃけ
No.11215
>>11213Sinfest wishes it could achieve a mythic register like that
No.11216
>>11214That is some space-SHMUP hangar/briefing music lel
No.11220
>>11219That'd explain the ingroup preference
No.11221
>>11200>hair lighter than skin usually doesn't workIt's a Godot style thing where she was dark in life and whitened in undeath
No.11222
>>11191Hasn't this been out for months?
No.11225
>>11197I guess that is a good counter-argument, huh.
Though I feel like if you asked Fobby if his games were for children, he'd deflect ("All ages can enjoy it") or be close to saying "no" (because I don't think he'd very make a definitive statement about the narrative qualities of TUNDRA EEL.)
Undertale also has creepypasta-adjacent lore chessbrain which is basically a very modern, Western version of "
grimdark bullshit." One that children are particularly attracted to.
It's not a hard and fast rule, I'm not sure what it is, anymore.
No.11226
>>11224Clearly mascot horror since the face is a humor.
No.11228
>>11200>hair lighter than skin usually doesn't work.Rule of Elena. White on brown always works. It's stuff like light red or light blonde that look like shit.
Acceptable anime negro colors:
>Black>White or silver>Dark red>PurpleVomit-inducing:
>Pastel anything>Yellow>Blue >Pink I think the white isn't white enough or the borderline pink eyes are a problem. Not sure. But these are the rules.
Also, holy shit, look at her in Street Fighter 6. They massacred her. She looks like a
smurfing skinwalker.
No.11229
>>11228Wtf didn't she look like island rei before
No.11230
wwomen. wwomen. wwomen. wwomen. Girls.
No.11232
Why do people like reading or watching sad things. They make me sad, I don't want to be sad.
No.11233
>>11229She looked like a humanoid before. Though the mileage with the nose varies, what really gets me are the plastic eyes and shallow mouth.
Street Fighter art and designs… ticks me off!
No.11234
>>11230lock them up real tight
throw away the key and then
turn off all the lights
No.11235
>>11232Sometimes, you need to be sad.
No.11236
>>11204Alex YIIK has HAD IT with losing King of /v/
No.11237
>>11204They must've put out a call for a Sam Hyde phenotype
No.11238
>>11206+Points for acting like children for once. -Points for not being funny. I guess this feels like it could be a Bushmiller one, it is quaint.
>>11210He doesn't even have the guts to be strongly anti-bank or anything. He just throws out "usury." All these extremists makes it abundantly clear who the "enemy" is but never bother with creating solutions (beyond killing people) or having real stances on fundamental political questions.
>>11213Too direct. He'd never outright shoot a nig in his comics.
>>11218Sinfy is so stupid that it works.
No.11239
>>11209Weird how they didn't have the foresight to try and make it Mimikyu.
No.11241
>>11239Drugged out
doods never heard of mimikyu… yet
No.11242
>>11204>>11236>>11237I guess points for someone finally having the balls to make a shooter exploitation movie but
>Everyone always told me I was a white knightThis movie is going to plastered on /tv/ until the end of time no matter how bad or good it actually is.
No.11243
>>11242"Just throw everything in there"
Stupid normaldregs…
No.11244
>>11243Granted, mass shooters aren't exactly know for the coherence of their ideologies but that doesn't change the fact that the normie public's "redflag" list for "person who will literally murder you" has become Indra's net.
>Anime body pillow>Probably an incel, Nazi, and mass shooter ぶっちゃけ No.11247
>>11246At least it's an interesting dynamic compared to the other suitors.
No.11252
V.A.T.O.: I love my rice n beanslop and everything in it
No.11255
>>11248>It's like Lain, Chaos;Head, or Pathologic.
>This game is anti-artI like how none of the rambling has anything to do with this. It's just a pithy statement that sounds good to throw in when you're completely denouncing something.
That being said, I was going to make a quippy summation on how Woodstock is basically a worse Shrek today…
No.11256
>>11249Holy jumpscare.
TAG YOUR J-HORROR, KID.
No.11257
>>11250Holy LORE. Why do the
wwomen never just do LORE dumps?
No.11258
It was grim to have a black theme on WHITE day. Test
No.11260
>>11255>Woodstock is basically a worse Shrek todayEscape from everafter on suicide watch
No.11261
>>11257C*sh has no grand plan to cast Sluggo in a Dickensian swapped circumstances substory
No.11262
>>11260Blah, blah, blah, both rely on central ironies and a subversion of genre tropes but have attempts at genuine pathos for the characters despite the "technically true" prophecies coming to fruition and being highly cynical, lowbrow, and saturated with pop-culture references. Both became essentially in-jokes due to oversaturation. You get the gist.
No.11263
>>11261And that's TERRIBLE.
No.11264
>>11262Yeah, I can see it well enough. Second
No.11265
The JP harry potter dust cover art are impressionist epics, gotta say. Each volume has a "owlpost" kind of fake newspaper publication inside it too, how sweet
No.11266
>>11264So after Woodstock is "the Shrek franchise", eh?
No.11267
>>11265"What if Harry Potter was Japanese?"
No.11268
>>11267I'm very curious to read how Dumbledore ,Hermione and Peeves are portrayed in Japanese… It'll be a decadent form of study compared to anki grinding
No.11271
>>11269There's a part where he's dropping cauldrons on people's heads
>Why didn't they have the unkillable ghosts do everything? No.11272
BANDAI NAMCO, KONAMI, CAPCOM, KOEI TECMO.
No.11273
>>11271Legitimately, what the
smurf were Voldesperg's tactical objectives in attacking Hogwarts? Occupying a school? For what? How does that further magic blood racism goals if they can just leave and the stupid ghost just kills everyone? It's not even about his 傀儡cruxes- he's actively endangering one by going to war.
No.11276
how would you translate 竿師?
No.11277
>>11272Nintendo has fallen
No.11278
>>11273He seemed more and more like le unhinged evil man as the books went on, was probably being laughed at by his underlings for failing to kill Harry so many times
No.11280
>>11277I just consider them to be in a different category. Same thing with Square Enix but, also, different.
No.11282
>>11278But the later books are where we actually get his motivations since I think 1-3 is just "Kill Harry" and then we learn wizard racism and then we learn that he wants to live forever.
*Obligatory Lord English and Voldemort comparison.*
READ ANOTHER BOOK.
No.11284
>>11283wrong link but still
No.11286
>>11285this triggers me
Allen-sama is okay because he's an extradimensional entity
No.11287
>>11286>because he's an extradimensional entityI wonder how I can reach such a status…
No.11288
>>11287Try and do it without plastic surgery pls
No.11290
>>11289Truly channeling some powerful energies with this one.