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 No.88584[View All]

Valentine's edition.
32d >>87555
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 No.89514>>89515>>89516

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>>89512
>Shroomtroon wants to murder a bunch of teenagers
What? Why? Doesn't sound good at all
>the Devil's Lettuce.
Fan of pot? Or Being fans of whatever horror means their same enouh to cooperate over it? I don understan
>>89513
Hi, Aranon. Wanted to ask you: where are you posting from?

 No.89515>>89516>>89517

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>>89514
…why are you asking?

 No.89516>>89517

>>89514
>Fan of pot?
Fan of pot. I'm sorry for giving you tongue-in-cheek answers when the language barrier can already be quite grueling. :glub:
>>89515
He's trying to build a BRICs Avengers.

 No.89517>>89519>>89520>>89524

>>89515
>…why are you asking?
I've noticed you do posting time-to-time when I'm's on or about so, which means your posting country is somewhere in between, let roll a dice, Italy and Russia, but the east of easter Europe have not that much number of countries, so probably Belarus, Ukraine or Russia is not where you posting from. So, Space you could post from shorted to regio Italy-Poland's eastern borders.
If true, logic + intuition works.
Else, you're from Americas or west of western Europe and your sleeping is hardly fucked up, so you might need some magnesium tablets
:dwi:
>>89516
Thanks God, we are coven with ability to speech and type leading questions to miscourse each others from explainable misunderstanding right into correctnessmentingty

 No.89518

wringing out cum from my idiot foreskin

 No.89519

>>89517
>coven
GIVEN
Fuck typos

 No.89520

>>89517
8elieve whatever you want. My sleep schedule is indeed fucked though, I'll give you that one.
:milk:

 No.89521>>89522

Will I finally go to 8ed 8efore 5 am tonight?
:fortune:

 No.89522>>89523

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>>89521
Oh aren't you just hilarious.

 No.89523

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>>89522
Better luck next time.
or, try to spent sleepless as long as you can today, so you're falling bed few hours later, next iterations starts few hours later and few hours later + more you'll wake. And so on, few days later, you'll stand up early morning and will go to sleep on your own with the evening time and thus you'll fix you broken nighttime
:innocent:
Lets check my idea 2 if 3:
:fortune::fortune::fortune:

 No.89524

>>89517
>Thanks God, we are coven with ability to speech and type leading questions to miscourse each others from explainable misunderstanding right into correctnessmentingty
:h3h3:

 No.89525

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Tb7_kOFdJis Little sweet potato: locked down.

 No.89526>>89536>>89537

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Oh, yeah, somehow my brain forgot to put two-and-two together that this might be why Mark Wahlhberg is one of the few big names that would still associate with Mel Gibson.

:kyaha:

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Chinese woman!

 No.89528>>89529

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Rose? Rose Lalonde doll?

 No.89529

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>>89528
Better and WIIIDELOAD.

 No.89530>>89533

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:kyaha:

 No.89531>>89534

Helloooo, everyone! Hypnoanon here! How are you doing this morning?

 No.89532

>the blue dog from bluey is a girl
:strain:

 No.89533>>89535

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>>89530
JTJIEFW!
:thewall:

 No.89534

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>>89531
>Helloooo, everyone! Hypnoanon here! How are you doing this morning?
Except its evening, I have do absolutely nothing today. Have do any hobbies, not even playing Stellaris, not even does neon work, not even bought meat to cook something cool, not even watched things I've listed to watch.
I spent the whole day on the web, just sitting there… menacingly!

 No.89535>>89539

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>>89533
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, SAVE ME DERSITEMAN. :penance:

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 No.89537

>>89526
>Vietnam fucking shit
Not very creative.

 No.89538>>89540

Cucumbers are watermelon for white people.

 No.89539>>89542

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>>89535
LITERALLY QUAKING IN MY BOOTS. :auu:

 No.89540>>89543>>89602

>>89538
I’m white and I think cucumbers are in the top 2 nastiest vegetables along with artichoke hearts. Maybe I’d swap them with celery.

 No.89541

Leveling up my operators in Disgaea 5 today :blue101:

 No.89542>>89544

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>>89539
Oh, thank Science, the evil is defeated. :muda:

 No.89543>>89553

>>89540
I just meant in terms of "high water content, low nutritional value." From what I know, celery is actually pretty good for you. (Not checking into this.)

 No.89544>>89545

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>>89542
They need to cut down on the jumpscares though. :dame:

 No.89545>>89547

>>89544
are you playing this or just watching a youtube video

 No.89546>>89549

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>NO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF THIS GUY

 No.89547>>89548

>>89545
The latter. What kind of guy you think I am? :gtfo:

 No.89548>>89550

>>89547
what happened to being willing to try almost anything? :^p

 No.89549>>89551

>>89546
Charitably, he's simply nostalgic

 No.89550>>89552

>>89548
"I am afraid of trying things. I thought we've been over this." :letmein:

 No.89551

>>89549
>Madoka Magica enjoyer
>Praxis
Yeah, no, this guy can fucking die. :diplomacy:

 No.89552

>>89550
sowwy.

 No.89553>>89554>>89555

>>89543
Celery tastes absolutely vile, and the biggest middle finger committed by anyone who cooks with celery is that leeks exist, can easily substitute for it in appearance and texture, and taste great. There’s no reason to ever include celery.

 No.89554

>>89553
Somebody needs to get DIAPd and eat their veggies. :abdl:

 No.89555

>>89553
Celery isn't so bad when boiled down to translucent nothingness, but yea… Cucumbers have grown on me over the years, though.

 No.89556

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Transgirl bait.

 No.89557>>89558>>89559

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>>89557
New ojisan toy!

 No.89559

>>89557
Now THIS I want to see Dan Harmon fuck.

 No.89560>>89562>>89564

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>Marzipan added this to their Steam wishlist after I called it "troon aesthetics"
:sniffle:

 No.89561

>2/16/2025
>Guld still not fixed

 No.89562>>89563

>>89560
I had that wishlisted before you posted it, dummy. you can see the date added in the corner, even
:shikari:

 No.89563>>89565

>>89562
Even more grim. :tsun:

 No.89564>>89566

>>89560
He's expressed interest in Warioware (there's a Ashley banner on Marzichan, even), so I don't see anything to :rosechu: about

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>>89563
it's a wariowarelike and it's super stylish. sorry you're brain broken
:tehepero:

 No.89566>>89570

>>89565
>super stylish
Shit (TRICKSTER) style with zero cohesion.
>>89564
Redeem shitcker, sar, and also, fuck you for defending it.

 No.89567>>89568>>89570

Also, "RPG game with tons of gimmicks for attacks" is a terribad idea caused by the evil corruptions of Mario RPGs and "muh Earthbound."

Nobody knows how to do it right. Everyone is doing it. It's awful. It's a disgrace. Trump should ban it.

 No.89568>>89569

>>89567
>Earthbound
Mudder 3

 No.89569

>>89568
My bad, I said Erthbon instead of Mother. Brain feels fried. But yeah, Milquetoast 3.

 No.89570>>89572

>>89566
>Shit (TRICKSTER) style with zero cohesion.
play warioware.
>>89567
play m&l:ss.

 No.89571>>89572>>89573

But yeah, the "'member Nintendo Classics?" but reimagined-by-a-dicsord-shutin genre is pretty extraneous. Trump hurry!

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>>89571
>is pretty extraneous
extraneous to what?
:mii:
>>89572
>Shut up.
no, you're right, actually. being an outsider that only looks at things from a distance and makes snap judgments :outy:BIZNASTY:outy: on "vibe" makes you way more qualified to critique them than someone who's actually played them and their influences
:akanbe:

 No.89574>>89575

>>89573
Maybe I have played them? You would never know, ass-eater. :picker:

 No.89575>>89576

>>89574
if you had played warioware or m&lss, you wouldn't have said "shut up"
>>89574
>ass-eater
you wish

 No.89576>>89577

>>89575
>if you had played warioware or m&lss, you wouldn't have said "shut up"
You don't know that.
>you wish
Yeah, and? :5s:

 No.89577>>89578

>>89576
>You don't know that.
I don't want to fight with you today so stop being so difficult, please. I don't think I've ever attacked the things you like, you know
:puff:

 No.89578>>89579

>>89577
> I don't think I've ever attacked the things you like, you know
You haven't played it yet. :tryagain:

 No.89579>>89580

>>89578
if you've actually played warioware, you should know that it has a mismatched mixed-media look to its microgames that's often less coherent than what's shown in mindwave. it's one of its most distinctive aesthetic qualities

please don't pretend like you've played all the shit you randomly dunk on. you literally admitted like 10 posts ago that you're afraid of trying new things and you presumably normally watch videos of a game instead if you choose to engage with it at all
:sigh:

 No.89580>>89582

>>89579
>if you've actually played warioware, you should know that it has a mismatched mixed-media look to its microgames that's often less coherent
"I know."
>please don't pretend like you've played all the shit you randomly dunk on. you literally admitted like 10 posts ago that you're afraid of trying new things and you presumably normally watch videos of a game instead if you choose to engage with it at all
You yourself said that I've probably played more games that I'd like to admit. :^)

 No.89581>>89583>>89585>>89606

"super stylish" is like the biggest red flag of all time at this point, i think

 No.89582>>89584

>>89580
I wish you weren't like this

 No.89583>>89587>>89588

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>>89581
"STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE, BWO"

 No.89584>>89589

>>89582
Spank me. :bishi:

 No.89585>>89586

>>89581
For what?
:hitormiss:

 No.89586

>>89585
TRICKSTER garbito.

 No.89587>>89590

>>89583
That's one thing, but the "style" is always the same kind of shit and not even that good, dipping into "form over function" territory without breaking a sweat

 No.89588>>89590

>>89583
Nobody says this or looks like this.

 No.89589>>89591>>89593

>>89584
can't you indulge your fetish without *actually* being rude to everyone around you?
:sigh:

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>>89589
It's not a fetish, it's a lifestyle, bigot. :hitormiss:

 No.89592>>89595

>>89591
go suck on your oversized rainbow swirly lollipop
:5s:

 No.89593>>89595>>89597

>>89589
He wants COMMANDS.
So maybe I should redirect MoM's IP from hsg to viscaria until he plays that
:kyaha:

 No.89594

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 No.89595>>89596

>>89592
No, I hate it. :penance:
>>89593
Anything but that. :kms:

 No.89596>>89599

>>89595
>Anything but that
Leverage getto? *smoking akagi gif*

 No.89597>>89599>>89600>>89601

>>89593
>He wants COMMANDS.
he wants to be commanded to do stuff he was already going to do, so he can be freed from the burden of responsibility for his own actions. "COMMAND ME (to play LoL), COMMAND ME (to listen to metal albums)"
:cigar:

spared from punishment for too long, he has become an especially selfish brat

 No.89599


 No.89600

>>89597
Incisive insight…
:notes:

 No.89601>>89603>>89609

>>89597
Though I do have trouble "doing the things I was already going to do" most of the time to be honest. :homesick:

 No.89602

>>89540
Crisp and neutral taste doe.

 No.89603>>89604

>>89601
it's easier to help people who aren't so mean
:sigh:

 No.89604>>89605

>>89603
8leh, 8leh. :8lush:

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 No.89606>>89607

>>89581
Yeah, even if something is actually beautiful to look at and doesn't have much else like Monogatari, you wouldn't use the word stylish. It's a "great personality" compliment.

 No.89607

>>89606
"Visually distinct (except from the other games like it)"
:h3h3:

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 No.89609>>89610

>>89601
:slam:
You will UNINSTALL League of Legends, FOREVER.

 No.89610>>89614>>89616

>>89609
Why? I have fun with it, usually. :akanbe:

 No.89611>>89613

>>89608
hugs before kisses, bully.

 No.89613

>>89611
True. :meds:

 No.89614>>89616

>>89610
"you having fun doesn't matter, it's slop you trickster. no I haven't played it"

 No.89616

>>89610
It is the main culprit for everything wrong with hsg

>>89614
trvth:mewke:

:gotohell:
>>89598
>>89598
>>89598



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