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 No.161952

>>161945
I didn't say "more shallow". Shogi is more complex than chess, but more *tactically* shallow because pieces can't move as far and the board is larger, making every game positional by default. Positional chess also isn't fun but you can choose not to play like that. Shogi also has midgame defensive formations which are very boring/stally to set up, compared to chess which lets you castle in a single move and get on with attacking. Shogi is more "complex" because matches take longer and the board is bigger meaning more possible board states, but that complexity is not interesting when there are fewer ways to attack, it makes calculation tedious. Calculating the general movements and walks is especially cancer as well as piece drops (which can literally be placed anywhere on the board, how the SMURF do you anticipate that without just blocking every square with a defensive formation), the most hard to calculate mechanic chess has is the knight but it's also a fun piece. Because calculation is more challenging, in practice players at a given scull level will not calculate as many moves ahead, further favoring defensive strategies in matches between imperfect human players.

I'm sure you understood all that already and have a coherent rebuttal because you aren't a dishonest homosexual though

 No.161953


 No.161954

>>161952
>Flips the SMURF out over a joke and then prattles on about intellectual integrity
Many such cases! :snap:

 No.161955

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 No.161956

>>161954
You got sasuga'd in this case

 No.161957

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 No.161958

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>>161955
>She suits the climate here. The madness, the pointless butchery.
>As I come to understand Vietnam and what it implies about the human condition, I also realize that few humans permit themselves such an understanding
>She's different.
>She understands perfectly…
>And she doesn't care.

 No.161959

>>161937
Only having 1 piece type sounds a bit offputting, but I never tried it so I don't have a real opinion

 No.161960

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>>161958
>>161955
This on a randoseru is a good idea

 No.161961

>>161956
If he's going to lash out like a sperg, he could actually try to attack a weak spot but it makes sense that puzzlebrain can't understand people intuitively like that. :hype:

 No.161962

>>161959
It's awesome.

 No.161963

Metal Gear Solid Master Collection with mods is the tits. If you get used to cancelling shots after holdup with a stick-click, it's easily the best way to play 1-3. 4 is gonna be SMURFING AMAZING.

 No.161964

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 No.161965

>>161957
"You will never play toys, you are a transparently horny and sexually starved male shut-in"

 No.161966

>>161960
P(smiley face)EACE
AND
LO(heart)VE

could be a good ironic hat. I can see Tite Kubo rocking that shit.

 No.161967

>>161952
The rebuttal is "thats like your opinion, man". If you think having more varied defensive formations and a larger possibility space and having to move your army as an ARMY instead of making powerplays with a queen is inherently worse, you are a neanderthal. Going "how the SMURF do you do it" is your admission that you don't get the game and therefor can't pass judgement on it. Chesstards want their entire game to boil down to memorization and can't comprehend anything beyond that, q.e.d.

 No.161968

>>161966
That makes me think a :neverever: shirt would be funny
:hum:

 No.161969

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>>161957
Emeowyle status?
>>161965
Who denies the babytroid their toys?

 No.161970

also the answer is SHOUGI BLATANTLY HAS SUPERIOR DEFENSIVE PIECES THAT EXIST TO COUNTER DROPPING, DIPSHIT

 No.161971

>I spent a good couple of minutes flipping through my book when I have the page downloaded on my computer

 No.161972

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:feast:

 No.161973

>>161968
You don't own the characters though so the joke goes from being niche to purely insular unlike the dozen epic shirt ideas I thought on my weekend trip. :matpat:

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 No.161975


 No.161976

>>161974
What the actual shit am I perceiving here :gnap:

 No.161977

>>161973
I wouldn't sell it, I'd give the idea to the circle as a gift:dreamy:

 No.161978

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 No.161979

>>161976
The kid didn't bind the tree fast enough, time for :feast:

 No.161980

>>161978
Put the entire string bean arm generation on the SMURFING rack, dude

 No.161981

>>161972
Carnivores…

 No.161982

Penny Arcade needed more rape and Ctrl+Alt+Del needed more miscarriages. Only then would there be balance in the universe.

 No.161983

>>161980
Except Jhonen Vasquez, he made it look good. That dood's aight.

 No.161984

REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW. :fun:

 No.161985

>>161974
nothing makes sense. all is for naught.

 No.161986

>Don't take sleeping pill
>Go to bed early
>Get the worst sleep of my entire SMURFING life
>Still somehow have and remember dreams
:thunk:

 No.161987

>>161985
All is for rape.

 No.161988

>>161986
Melatonin shrinks your balls

 No.161989

>>161988
>夢を見ることはあなたの男らしさを縮小させます。
:nod:

 No.161990


 No.161991

>>161990
Idea優しい人s when they meet the slapstick tanuki…

 No.161992

>>161967
Well I just don't like it then, nothing more to say. I guess I'm a retard for not sharing your preferences. I didn't find shogi to be "moving your army as an army" as much as "shuffling your pieces around behind the pawns so they end up in the right spot without getting tangled together", which was not fun, and also isn't fun in chess.

Chess openings are only emphasised because the first several moves actually matter unlike in shogi, and you can do fine in chess following general principles without memorising specific openings.

>>161970
I don't think piece dropping is a good mechanic (crazyhouse chess is fun to play once or twice casually with friends but I can't take it seriously) and the design concessions they made to balance it are worse.

 No.161993


 No.161994

>>161993
>JoJo
I disown RoW. :hit:

 No.161995

>>161994
JoJo is pretty fun

 No.161996

>>161995
8 > 7 > 3 > 4 > 6 > 5 > 2 > 1

 No.161997

>>161995
>JoJo is pretty fun
He's a FAAAAAAAAG.

 No.161998

>>161996
Are these shit tastes?

 No.161999

>>161950
I remember seeing two unique Moon votes in the beginning and nothing else.

 No.162000

>>161996
7 > 2 > 1 > 4 > 3 >>> 6 > 5
Didn't finish Part 8 award.

 No.162001

>>161994
Imagine a version if piggerydiggery that got Hu¢¢ie invested in Jojo as a 40yo man

 No.162002

>>162000
Hooray!

 No.162003

>>161999
Again, >>161496

I meant have been using an Opera GX VPN for ??? reasons. I don't think I would have wanted to vote for two different things on such a small board though that might explain the triple-way tie. :saitei:

 No.162004

I made the mistake of buying physical copies of 8 and then shipping fees got insane.

 No.162005

>>162000
>RoW is the first to die

 No.162006

>>162005
I got hit with it a few days ago

 No.162007

>>162001
I wouldn't rule it out still happening, especially with the new dicsord.

 No.162008

>>162006
grim….

 No.162009

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>>162000
It would have finished you just fine.

 No.162010

Maybe it's time for a new one? Beato theme with Golden Slaughterer:goodwork:

 No.162011

7 > 8 > 4 > 6 = 5 = 3 > 2 > 1 i think

 No.162012

>>162011
1 and 2 are pretty strong, IMO, brevity is important and the fake science panels are at their funniest
"Sex: No need. There is only one summit"

 No.162013

>>162012
I always heard 2 was the best one so the lists were baffling me.

JoJo is one of those rare things I have almost negative interest in. You can partially blame the fans for that. :saitei:

 No.162014

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Yet more Rose Lalonde on booth UI element packs

 No.162015

>>162013
Rereading with the lens of atlus and Persona would be interesting, the popularity of the third entries settles them into a new fomula

 No.162016

>>162012
I agree the fake science and weird trivia stuff is very important to the series but I don't feel like it was all that entertaining in 1 and 2. They're not bad, though.

>>162013
People that think 2 is the best one just want the series to be a Dragon Ball clone.

 No.162017

I liked part 3 the most but I haven't finished part 6 or beyond. The monster of the week formula doesn't appeal to me and I don't have much urge to continue reading.

 No.162018

>>162015
>Rereading with the lens of atlus and Persona would be interesting, the popularity of the third entries settles them into a new fomula
You're on thin ice. :oi:


I've been putting off making an SMT-related post for literal weeks because I'm an insane person. :yabai:

 No.162019

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We live in a joke-based economy. :thatsrich:

 No.162020

>>162003
Oh, I see. If you wanna get rid of any other votes you did, that's fine. Just say em and I'll mentally omit it.

 No.162021

>>162017
5 is where the peak of formulaic fatigue of "bros beat weekly baddie" set in when I was binging it, yeah. He rebounds with more trveweird afterwards

 No.162022

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caption this

 No.162023

>>162020
I wouldn't know if I made them or if they even exist. :ahaha:

 No.162024

>>162021
>He rebounds with more trveweird afterwards
Homosexuality is NOT a valid fetish.

 No.162025

Unless you're saying your vote was eaten entirely

I should have this flag on, apologies for confusing you MoMingtons

 No.162026

>>162023
Voot again. Decide my fate :letmein:

 No.162027

>>162024
What is trveweird?

 No.162028

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 No.162029

>>162024
Good thing there is none of that

 No.162030

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 No.162031

>>162026
I would just vote for Planescape. Hopefully you don't SMURF up your build like I did.

 No.162032

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florian is fine :D

 No.162033

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i headcanon gerald the rock-man's full name is gerald way

 No.162034

>>162027
Fetishes like: Hypno…… etc…..
>>162029
You should cover your ears and close your eyes whenever a joke is made. Life will be easier for you that way. :job4unc:

 No.162035

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>A Sauna
:thewall:

 No.162036


 No.162037

>>162034
"joke"

 No.162038

>>162036
Is that goo or a zillium?

 No.162039

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 No.162040

>>162029
What about the two dreggies in Part 5

 No.162041

>>162037
>IT'S NOT A JOKE BECAUSE I DIDN'T FIND IT FUNNY
>NOBODY HAS EVER CALLED JOJO HOMOEROTIC IN A TONGUE-IN-CHEEK WAY
>THIS IS ALL VERY SERIOUS

 No.162042

>>162041
yes, only annoying homosexuals act that way

 No.162043

Page 10.

 No.162044

>>162042
Glad you're coming out. :pantywaist:

 No.162045


 No.162046

>>162044
"joke" :beemad:

 No.162048

>>162046
>This is how you're acting
>Only gay people act like that
>You're gay
>"joke"
:buh:

 No.162050


 No.162051

JE

 No.162052

WS

 No.162053

>>162050
>No edition name
-50p :gtfo:



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