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Anonymous 2025/08/27 (Wed) 08:30:31 No.42 [Reply]

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Russia.

The country where the national pastime isn’t hockey or vodka—it’s domination. And not like in a fun, consensual, safe-word kind of way. No, Russia’s got this thing where everything—from geopolitics to a playground fistfight—has to end with someone metaphorically bent over. Or, in prison culture, literally.

You’ve got to hand it to them: the creativity is astounding. They’ve turned prison culture into an art form, complete with a lexicon that sounds like it was ripped straight out of a Quentin Tarantino fever dream. “Пeтyх.” “Oпyщeнный.” If you don’t know what these mean, congratulations—you’ve avoided the worst parts of humanity. These aren’t just words; they’re social death sentences. Call someone a пeтyх (a "rooster"), and that’s it. They’re the prison equivalent of that kid in high school who sat on a ketchup packet and got called “Tommy Tomato Ass” for the rest of his life.

But it’s not just a prison thing. This whole dominance-through-sexual-humiliation culture seeps into everyday Russian life. You get a guy cutting you off in traffic, and it’s not enough to flip him the bird or call him an idiot. No, you’ve got to scream about how you’re going to “выeбaть eгo,” which literally means “I’m gonna f*** him.” It’s like they skipped anger management classes and went straight to writing erotic fanfiction about their enemies.

And here’s where it gets really weird. The same people who use gay-sex-as-punishment metaphors in every argument are the ones screaming about “traditional values” and “the gay agenda.” Like, you’re the ones bringing up gay sex, Dmitri! Nobody else was thinking about it! You can’t watch a Russian political debate without one guy accusing the other of “being the bottom” in some imaginary, national gangbang. At some point, you’ve got to ask: who’s really yearning with homosexuality here?

Oh, but wait. It gets better. You know who’s weirdly immune to all this? The rich and powerful. If you’re a politician or an oligarch, you can do whatever youPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Anonymous 2025/04/13 (Sun) 09:58:45 No.1 [Reply]

Glory to Ukraine, Glory to the Heroes, Hail Victory

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furryExpert 2026/09/07 (Mon) 10:33:54 No.64

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The German establishment has failed on multiple fronts to counter the AfD. Besides the obvious points about Third World mass immigration, they could have raised the stakes for Kremlin-shillery much higher, laid the focus on that, made them defend the indefensible.

There are hundreds of thousands of dead Europeans and frequent "hybrid" attacks in Germany including the recent bombings against airports, factories and power plants. Instead of desperately trying to associate the AfD with a war that happened over 80 years ago, they should look at the war that is raging right now on the European continent, in which the AfD quite literally supports the aggressor.

What doesn't help here is that some East Germans still suffer from Soviet Stockholm Syndrome and that Putin-appeaser Merkel and Putin-friend Schroeder were chancellors for and are still members of the parties that form the current German ruling coalition.

The AfD is unlikely to ever win an absolute majority in the Bundestag, but their rise will certainly create a lot of political instability. The establishment will be unable to turn the tide as long as they treat supporting the continuity of one's own ethnic group as a worse offence than supporting the attempted erasure of another ethnic group. - RL

furExpert 2026/09/09 (Wed) 11:26:36 No.67

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>>36863
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wonder if the literal Redditors and Teens think they're trolling us with stuff like Confederate Woodstock edits. I wonder if they realize the filters are all just in-jokes. We are a hardcore, straight edge anonymous incel Puniphile 君子 haiku gam jam alt-right honeypot that regularly gets spammed with CP. Nobody can sm*rf with us.
>>fLdOOdDd

furExpert 2026/09/09 (Wed) 11:43:16 No.68

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>>36865
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wonder if the literal Redditors and Teens think they're trolling us with stuff like Confederate Woodstock edits. I wonder if they realize the filters are all just in-jokes. We are a hardcore, straight edge anonymous incel Puniphile 君子 haiku gam jam alt-right honeypot that regularly gets spammed with CP. Nobody can sm*rf with us.
>>fLdOOdDd

furExpert 2026/09/09 (Wed) 11:59:28 No.69

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>>36867
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wonder if the literal Redditors and Teens think they're trolling us with stuff like Confederate Woodstock edits. I wonder if they realize the filters are all just in-jokes. We are a hardcore, straight edge anonymous incel Puniphile 君子 haiku gam jam alt-right honeypot that regularly gets spammed with CP. Nobody can sm*rf with us.
>>fLdOOdDd

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