No.13611[Last 100 Posts]
Drosera goes to Costco and beheads a transwoman edition.
"Old"
>>18160 No.13613
>>13611This looks just like my Costco, are you stalking me?
No.13615
>>18915
Shut up, Rev.
No.13619
>>13618K8 would beg to differ.
No.13622
>>18906
Eating your mom's ass with a loaf of bread and mayo.
No.13623
>>13620MEX can check all IPs involved, sped.
No.13624
>>13622Why does he like eating shit so much?
No.13625
>>13621A pecking order is being worked out…
Who will emerge? The strongest anon from History? or the strongest anon from Today?
No.13629
Guy didn't ring my doorbell and took 24 minutes longer than it said it would.
No.13630
>>13629He just left the bag?
No.13632
>>13630Yeah, but that's what I asked for. I kind of don't want people looking at me.
Check my epic get, bwos.
No.13633
>>13628Why does your Kagi recognize troons?
No.13634
>>13628>>13631Mask Expert is beloved by all yet flawed. We all know who the real enemy is.
No.13638
>Stay up so I can wake up later
>Wake up earlier
No.13639
>>13637Crown Heights Underground Dwellers
you know
No.13640
GREEN
Jaded
GREEN
JadeHarley
No.13641
>>13640I'll miss GREENd. :(
No.13642
>Fries are also burnt to shit
Nigga, it's 8PM, come on.
No.13643
>>13611I don't see Drosera
No.13644
>>13640>JadeHarleyRESOLVE IMMEDIATELY.
No.13647
>>13645I like how nobody noticed during the entire process.
We fucking love webcomics here.
No.13648
>>13632>>13642>Forgot my fucking sauce and apple slices tooAlright, fuck you, no tip next time.
No.13649
The most inane shit drives people up the fucking wall while the most terrible things are met with muted indifference. We are on the event horizon of the complete inversion of human sensation.
No.13650
i tried sneaking into a costco and they wouldnt let me in
No.13652
>>13651Why is Rev such a massive fucking faggot?
No.13653
Also why is Doordash hiring little girls now
No.13655
The nuggies tasted off and as always, the milk tasted like desalinated cum. God is intent on punishing me.
No.13656
>>13654Do I at least get to beat the shit out of her by the end in your gay, little fantasy?
No.13659
>>13657Listen, they deserved it because Vriska felt like it.
No.13662
>>13661AIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
No.13664
>>13660It was more like 20.39, you little shit. I'll kick you in the vagina if you try to scam me like this ever again.
No.13665
>>13658>Althought Drosera's MO is to never dirty her hands herselfIs that why she always holds in her shit?
No.13669
What an even more pathetic rendition of an already pathetic meal. At least I got Exodia though. Probably the best one to get if you're only going to get one.
The plushie is slightly higher quality than usual, it seems.
No.13671
>>13667Isn't my thing that I'm the strong one?
No.13673
>>13666>>13668Fart in D Major, more like.
No.13674
>>13670But they always run late on their tricycles.
No.13675
>>13672This is what you get for riding with Biden, you dense WHORE.
No.13677
>>13648>>13642ees verry hard to assemble happy meal, meester
south american fast food clerk rose
No.13681
>>13677I was already planning on making Rosa Lalonde (Mexican) but perhaps this should be a different Rose.
Maybe this Rose should work at the Shelly Clam alongside Pirate Rose. What's another insufferable type of South American immigrant?
No.13682
>>13650You have to attached yourself to a family group, look like their failson hanger on
No.13683
>>13671Kel is athletic but canonically I think Aubrey would beat him 1 on 1.
No.13684
>>13678Cancer.
>>13680Real HSG.
No.13685
>>13681Landscape company leaf blower Rose Lalonde
No.13687
>>13682Drosera is Dave's real mom.
No.13689
>>13686Kel is more of a speedster while Aubrey is a heavy hitter, in both the dream world and real world segments. Dex vs Str basically.
No.13690
>>13689>Woman makes your game>The girl is the physically strongest despite one of the boys being SPORTLmao, lol even!
No.13693
What if
goonmori
No.13694
>>13690Well, when I say Kel is athletic, I mean he's on a school basketball team and can run really fast. I don't think either of those translate to fighting very well other than leg muscles being stronger. I think it makes sense. Aubrey on the other hand carries around a nail bat and is the leader of a gang of hooligans so I'd imagine she knows how to beat the shit out of someone, at least in comparison to Kel.
No.13695
>>13694>Aubrey on the other hand carries around a nail bat and is the leader of a gang of hooligans so I'd imagine she knows how to beat the shit out of someone, at least in comparison to Kel.It's not fair if one is armed and one isn't. Take away the bat away, kike.
No.13696
ALSO, Aubrey isn't the strongest, that'd be Hero (Kel's older brother) but he's older than everyone by 3 years so it's no contest.
No.13697
>>13695Kel fights with a basketball and throws it at people.
No.13698
Really, at the end of the day, I deserve justice for my Happy Meal.
No.13699
>>13697>Nail bat vs. basketballTake both the weapon and "weapon" away.
No.13701
You ever think about how Jake literally lived on Bug Island?
No.13702
>>13651Trans post, do not engage.
No.13703
>>13632Another trans post. Do not engage.
No.13704
>>13702I'm engaging in their special interest and they're being somewhat cordial. Don't ruin this for me.
No.13706
>>13704>Lusting over TRICKSTERSKill yourself, TRICKSTER enabler
No.13707
>>13706>>Lusting over TRICKSTERSMental illness.
No.13710
>>13709Thanks for the decade old meme, grandpa.
No.13713
>>13711What are you studying?
No.13716
>>13715>You got lucky this time…Did I? It just seems like common sense…
No.13718
>>13717Stop gooning, yeah.
No.13719
Omorifag, it might not seem like it but at the end of the day, I just want everyone here to be friends so there aren't gay ops.
No.13721
>>13715Post the pic from the second post
No.13722
I should make my keys as heavy as possible with my Exodia and the Poyo I have. I already have a metal emblem from the Alamo so it'll probably make a loud enough noise when it falls but it never huts to make your keychan heavier and more bloated with gay bullshit.
No.13723
Imagine if you could doxx someone from their keys.
No.13724
I wonder if key tech is going to involve in the future. No, I don't mean cyberkeys. I mean more intricately designed physical keys.
No.13725
#keyposts
No.13726
#emeowyle
No.13728
Rose Lalond
Rosel Alond
Rosela Lond
No.13729
>>13728>Rosela LondRoseola Lalonde.
No.13731
>>13728>Rose LalondRose we know
>Rosel AlondSnob female novelist
>Rosela LondLatin bimbo porn actress
No.13732
>>13731>>Rose Lalond>Rose we knowNo, she dropped the "E" from her name. That's a Rose who escaped Nazi-occupied France to the Balkans. (She's not very smart.)
No.13734
>>13731>>Rosel Alond>Snob female novelistAlso, probably black.
No.13735
Did MEX go to sleep already!?!?!??!?!?!
No.13736
>>13733Remember what I said?
No.13743
japanese: the final frontier
No.13745
>She/They
No.13746
>>13744>American Idol "bad audition" tier singing>Dumpy, fat "your local gamestore" girl>In a loud, garishly lighted but seemingly underpopulated barHow do you find these kinds of things? They're always so… moving.
>>13745>Every white woman born after 1980: No.13748
>>13746>How do you find these kinds of things?manifesting deathfats for Kojima Destruction
No.13749
>>13748Is she the chosen?
No.13750
>>13749she's still in her mid-to-late 20's, she has potential
let us all manifest
No.13753
>>13751>>13752We're watching a new paradigm unfold.
No.13754
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No.13757
>>13755>europedeEuropeans who are down with TRVMP
No.13758
is there a word for having big boob2/diick whilst asexual
No.13759
>>13719I knew it… You share the same dream as me!
No.13762
>>13735I dozed off (little baby style? ojisan style? who can say.)
No.13765
>>13762>little baby styleDon't KID yourself.
No.13767
>>13766it was pretty good
No.13769
>>13768I finished
the game No.13777
brutal dogging
No.13778
>>13774First wave of Lasagna Cat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> second wave of Lasagna Cat
No.13779
And then it went mainstream. You hate to see it.
No.13781
>>13747>Emmet Till simpingNah, not following
Added the the "…" hsg observation list
No.13782
Fatter tits = more noticeable differences in sizes between tits. Cowtitters can never recover from this. Medium-small breasts are objectively more aesthetic and closer to God.
No.13783
>>13754I can't believe Andrew Hussie got breast implants….
No.13784
>>13781>>Emmet Till simpingW-What?
No.13785
>>13781>Added the the "…" hsg observation listWhat?
No.13786
>>13780I'm sure 13 year old me would have found that level of self-indulgence hilarious and captivating.
Homestuck. No.13788
>>18801
>Liv Tyler cucking the Bec Noir kill
Also, wait, that's double-stupid because ALCHEMY still exists and is a core premise of the game.
It was established that Dave need to gain access to SORD but I don't think it was ever confirmed that there could only be one copy at a time (don't make me bring up time travel) or that it couldn't be remade with grist (since it was made with grist and not just found.)
Also, you know, time travel, in general…
No.13790
>>13787That's him, officer. That's the fuck that took my sauce and appleslices.
No.13791
>>13789Boomers…… le racist?
No.13792
>>13790Your TRICKSTERmeal became part of Bartleby's ass. Be grateful!
No.13794
>>13792Stop calling it a TRICKSTERmeal.
No.13795
>>13793>BarneyAutism confirmed.
No.13796
There need to be some serious neurological tests down on Let's Players/streamers. There's no logical reason why they all do the same stupid shit.
>Skip dialogue
>Forget shit
>Job
No.13797
>>13796reading the chat steals 90% of their mental resources
No.13798
>>13797I sincerely doubt that would be the case with most people.
Even still, you see the same kind of patterns with Let's Players before the advent of le flashing emotes box.
Multitasking is hard, sure, but I feel both of these things attract certain kinds of people and progressively makes their problems worse as they go on.
Literally no streamer/Let's Player gets better at videogames or paying attention the more they do that shit, it's hilarious.
No.13800
>>13783>>13799What if Andrew Hussie was Asian?
No.13803
>>13802Evangelion of Shinzo Abe, listen up.
No.13804
>>13798Oatsngoats literally got the super Metroid any% wr live on twitch
No.13805
Beautiful butch lesbian Shinzo Abe.
No.13806
>>13804Speedrunners are the exception (autism), not the rule.
No.13808
>>13807You've got my attention
No.13810
>>13808turns out 8″ is average
No.13812
>>13806>that doesn't countCope.
No.13813
>>13810This is the second scariest peak of gender horror right behind Tavrissprite.
No.13815
>>13812Can you please stop with the /v/isms?
IP check? No.13817
I feel like already checking in tonight… Stupid fucking cat…
No.13818
>>13817Well, checking out, rather.
No.13819
8/14…
No.13820
>>13817>>13818You need more energy than a single Happy Meal, slowpoke.
Haaah, fine, stay right there and I'll fix you something 😒
No.13821
>>13820Is this an attempt to court me?
No.13822
Oh, I guess microshaft noticed they had dropped Paint 3D off their context menu
No.13823
>>13821*Crosses arms.*
A-As if.
I just think it's pretty pathetic for HSG to fall asleep before 3AM.
No.13824
>>13823Ugh….. But I didn't get enough sleep…
Maybe I'll throw something in the microwave and shower and try to stay up even longer…
No.13825
>>13824Being serious for a sec, no need to push yourself
No.13827
>>13825>no need to push yourselfHave to fix my sleep schedule for prime McDonald's hours among other things. But that is by far the most important.
No.13830
>>13828Is vviggle advanced enough that you get define multiple "actors"?
No.13831
>>13826I'm not gonna watch that whole thing, did he swallow?
No.13832
>>13830No. I don't think so. But the friend I ported into this video did swap places with the troon at the end.
>>13831He implied he took it in the ass, if that's enough.
No.13834
>>13833Feferi is anti-gay confirmed?
No.13835
>>13833>>13834Is that why she cucked Eridan for Sollux?
No.13837
>>13826that video is dubbed in *multiple* languages
No.13838
>Ran out of my daily generations
>Can't make a video of myself eating a stick of butter Timoty McVeigh
;,(
No.13840
>>13837He's a popular gay.
No.13842
>>13828>>13830>>13831>>13832Also, I always forgot to mention this initially but he casually admits to being soft-cucked in the video.
No.13843
>>13841What did emeowyle mean by this?
No.13844
>>13828this is really sad
these people need AI waifubots
or to join the ace master race
No.13845
>>13844Personally, I think they're perfect for each other.
No.13846
>>13843im a little guy wugbug uuuowhag
small lobotom
No.13847
>>13844miku sing yukkurito
No.13848
>>13844>ace master raceDon't exist.
No.13851
>>13849But it has to be one of the (very boring) sample videos.
No.13852
>>13850are disgusting.
Tall Bart is haunting my recommends but at least one had a based thumbnail.
No.13854
>>13828I appreciate how insidious the cringe is
it gets worse when you rewatch it
No.13855
>>13854It's definitely one of the videos of all time.
No.13857
>>13856NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
No.13860
>>13859Oh boy, another underage girl to groom!
No.13862
>>13861"Satan would be cool if he wasn't a pedophile"- Gen Z
No.13866
>>13865Nice embedding feature, MEX.
No.13868
>>13866It's a box on the post form ^^;
No.13871
>>13869>egbertpilled>"troon">prince of mindLMAO.
No.13874
https://chxrrixchu.carrd.co/https://en.pronouns.page/@chxrrixchu>Both deletedhttps://underscorestars.straw.page/Most of this is very stereotypical but what the fuck does these mean?
>>13873Probably, I don't know, who cares.
No.13875
Prospit and Derse themes are a pretty good SUBTLE HOMESTUCK THEME ideas though
(I'd just have to be serious not to fill Derse with Floyd, Trayboon, etc)
No.13876
>>13875>(I'd just have to be serious not to fill Derse with Floyd, Trayboon, etc)No, do it. Fuck Dersefag.
No.13877
endo "system" puffer (nwlnw) xiaohongshu
No.13879
>>13877words not found in le bible
No.13880
>>13876>bokunoshit again why does this keep happening
No.13882
>>13879We need a new Bible with those words.
No.13883
>>13880>>13881The most soft-handed contemporary shonen now is very popular with bubblechild Twitter babs, shocking.
No.13884
>>13880>>13881Perhaps it's Homestuckian
No.13885
>>13884In the most superficial sense, yes. And that's the level we know the current zeitgeist operates on.
No.13886
What is proship anyway, Pro-shipping?
Did the Calichud FUCK SHIPPING stance trickle down to the youfs for the stupidest reasons?
No.13887
>>13886>What is proship anyway, Pro-shipping?No, it's "bad shipping" like age gaps or "abusive" relationships or whatever.
No.13888
>>13886>>13887Gen-Z is obsessed with shipping, it quite frankly dwarfs the old days of fandom with their dedication to cutesy relationship bullshit.
No.13892
>>13890This is also fairly superficial. I kind of want to hit your head with a hammer. I keep getting distracted.
No.13893
>>13889Who's that douchebag?
No.13894
>>13892>I kind of want to hit your head with a hammernah I'd dodge
No.13896
>>13894And then it'd grow straight up your ass and I'd use the claw to gape you into oblivion, you stupid motherfucker.
No.13898
>>13897>>3 kipp
Sorry goys, taken by me
No.13900
Adults are acting like children. Children aren't acting like adults.
No.13901
>>13887But why would they say that and list Mogeko
Are they a massively inconsistent hypocrite?
No.13902
>>13899桜蘭高校ホスト部 alone is ultra sussy
No.13903
>>13899>>13900>Homestuck>South park>Danganronpa>K-on>OuranTime has stopped!
No.13905
>>13901>Are they a massively inconsistent hypocrite?Hmmm…..
>>13902>>13903Don't get me started on this shit again. Especially after SOMEBODY nuked my musings.
No.13907
Oh, Nikocado posting is back? Just now?
No.13910
Karkalicious is a shit parody of a really good song.
No.13911
>>13905>Don't get me started on this shit againSo, Millenial COLONIZED brain?
Maybe I should put "you have the tastes of a 32 year old NEET" in her submission box, good opening neg
No.13915
>>13911>Millenial COLONIZED brain?More like parasocial nostalgia and a media palette dominated by the superstructure of fandom, but sure, put it like that.
>good opening negI know I made the joke ITT but can we not sound like we're trying to hit on underage girls in here.
No.13917
The Eternal Temptation To Use Soup As Lube To Finger Your Asshole While Showering
No.13919
>>13915>I know I made the joke ITT but can we not sound like we're trying to hit on underage girls in here.Truly the goal is simply to shepard the next generation into HSG… It seems their minds are already tilled and ready to be sown
No.13920
>>13919Just don't call it "negging", ffs.
> It seems their minds are already tilled and ready to be sownWell, some of them. This bitch in particular seems too sensitive.
But the one closer to the scene do a balancing act with "edginess." We just need to convince them to actually commit to you know, making jokes instead of having it to frame it as commentary or representation or whatever their gay parents want it to be in order for it to palatable to globalhomo.
That's my dream, at least. For the (remotely good parts of the) culture of web 2.5 to become a dominant force in Western culture. Irreverent, niche expressionist humor.
No.13922
>>13920That is to say, it's the symbolic transition from South Park to Drawn Together. People will think it's dumber but only because they're dumb.
Even though I've seen people talking about Drawn Together with a South Park/zoomer lens and it's terrible. The west is lost. No.13923
>>13920>That's my dreamAnd a 16yo euro bride would be fine too
No.13924
>>13923See, you know this part isn't me because it's not Chinamaxxing.
No.13927
>>13925It should be ProbShip then
I was confuzzled, it's more like Professional Shipper…
No.13929
>>13928Was there even a verdict decided with the poll or did you just do as you felt?
No.13930
>>13929>Was there even a verdict decided with the poll or did you just do as you felt?Only two of you voted, so.
Well, one voted and one made a joke, so I went with the consensus between me and the anon
No.13931
>>13920>>13922I guess I should note that right now, that is not where the world is going and all the new Gen-Z stuff is safe edgy with a nice little helping of identity politics like Hazbin Hotel and fucking Murder Drones.
Like, we're really just playing repeats of scene culture (with less cutting references) but now with Internet and irony poisoning posing as self-awareness. This is like the situation with the 80s and 50s but even worse, and in a shorter timeframe. Now imagine what the generation nostalgic for this schlop will grow up to create. Absolutely Faustian.
No.13932
>>13928>Should I just leave out the limited Japanese compatibility?Then how would people Damarapost
No.13933
>>13930>one made a jokeIt wasn't a joke.
No.13934
>>13932By shitting on the floor like a horse.
No.13935
>>13932It would just fallback to arial like normal
As it icurrently is, the Earthbound theme has pixel kana and arial kanji
No.13936
>>13935>the Earthbound theme has pixel kana and arial kanjiSome masterpiece.
No.13937
I don't want to stick something in the microwave. :(
No.13938
>he doesn't have an air fryer
No.13939
>>13936…
I'll have it fall back to courier new as a compromise
#Homestuck
No.13943
>>13942A lot more than me…
No.13944
>>13938I wouldn't want to stick something in an airfryer either.
No.13945
>tfw n0 b0yfriend t0 stick things in the micr0wave f0r y0u
No.13946
We're costco gals, of course we take our esties :3
No.13947
UH OH SISTERS
No.13949
Dispose of Poland.
No.13950
>The creators also officially permit fanworks.
Oh, right, it's polite to ask, huh?
No.13951
>>13946>>13947seconds before the beheading
No.13952
>>13950No, intellectual property is not real property.
No.13954
>>13951emeowyle, save us!
No.13957
>>13955encyclopedia metallium theme
No.13958
>>13957TRVE KVLT SCENE MVSIK
No.13959
muting miku from tha timeline
No.13962
>>13925>I'm not saying anything in particular with this but "OMORI" is 1980 yen on Steam and 2980 yen on Nintendo Switch so you should check it out.stopped reading here
No.13964
>>13962>stopped reading hereBecause you already bought it, right?
No.13967
>>13965But Varg said cats were a DERSITE pet!
No.13969
>>13966I know it hurts for you to admit this, Roxykittensperg, but Russia was once tremendously cultured and one of the most important countries to the scientific advancement of mankind.
Poland has femboys.
No.13973
>>13970Shit is trvly fucked. I'll try and convince myself this is AI content.
No.13974
>>13969>Russia was once tremendously cultured and one of the most important countries to the scientific advancement of mankind.Perhaps. We all know about ballet and Dostoevsky and all that, but can you name three major Russian contributions to culture from the last hundred years?
No.13975
>>13972Of course I do, but I was speaking in character as Roxykitten.
No.13977
>>13974keygen background music
No.13978
>>13973>Shit is trvly fuckedHow'd you know I was listening to that?
Sleeping so soon? AGAIN!?!?!?!?
No.13980
>>13974>can you name three major Russian contributions to culture from the last hundred years?Can you name three major Polish contributions to anything from the last three hundred years?
No.13982
The Polish do good jazz.
No.13983
>>13982So do the DERSITES. Is that really enough to keep either of them around?
No.13984
i'm being mobbed at work (people start convos with me when i'm clearly not interested)
No.13985
>>13969Also, Rusich are literally super nіggers (yes, I evaded the filter just to emphasize) who rape children to death, torture civilians and POWs, and perform actual human sacrifice.
They are, absolutely, Worse Than Nazis, even the hollywood cartoon villain pop culture normie conception of nazis, and I do not say that lightly.
And that is true no matter how many chess grandmasters and depressing authors Russia produces.
No.13986
>>13983DERSITES DID good jazz. All that comes out from them nowadays is retarded "jazz poetry" about abortion recited by pretentious obese nigresses.
No.13987
>>13979*ahem*
sweetie, there is a bad man named Varg with terrible opinions
understand?
No.13988
>>13974https://ruxpert.ru/educate yourself sweaty 💅😜
No.13989
>>13980Uh… The Witcher, Cyberpunk 2077 and Hatred?
No.13990
>>13985I shouldn't have gotten you started by mentioning [A COUNTRY.]
No.13991
>>13986RoW is really into contemporary Polish jazz and BBBW.
No.13993
>>13990Now you know how I feel when I open a STALKER or Metro thread on /v/.
No.13994
megidochanne.ru
No.13995
>>13993Learn you lesson, schizo.
No.13996
Roxypede's politics are somewhere between Qoomer and RAC.
No.13999
>>13984My coworker called me to talk about his wife leaving him
Pretty harsh.Sshe was imported from a third world country, even, you can't win…
No.14000
>>13996I know you're saying that just to get a rise out of me.
No.14002
>>13991>BBBWWhat's the extra B for? Bovarian?
No.14003
>>14002Black, dumbass. Context clues!
No.14006
I don't think I'll ever get tired of making the same jokes to myself.
No.14007
>>14004No thanks, I fucking hate Roxy.
No.14008
>>13998Also that vidya where you earn points for killing people in creative ways
Steve Blum was in it, he said "dick" a lot
No.14012
>>13970I am going to kill myself before emeowlye at this rate
No.14013
>>14012That was the plan.
No.14014
>>14008>>14010Nuking Poland in 3, 2, 1…
No.14017
>>14006I appreciate j-horror posts
No.14019
if DERSITEneko yamato makes me fill out an inquiry form for the fifth time I may fucking risuka
No.14021
>>14020h0w ab0ut getting a j0b and earning rewards
No.14022
>>14020my life isn't THAT shit
No.14023
>>14021They're in-game rewards, chudcel.
No.14024
what if neo-luddites are right
No.14025
>>14024They are, but only in part.
No.14026
>Wanted to go to sleep and not eat
>5 hours just pass by
Woops!~
No.14027
>>14024Slop is on the menu either way
>>13931I might as well be able to instruct the regurgitation machine to tailor it for me
No.14028
>>14027What did he mean by this?
No.14030
>>14029The scariest J-Horror game known to man (it gets meta.)
No.14037
>>14033I thought this was a kid's show!
No.14038
When are we going to get real milk?
No.14044
>>14043Classic quirky Homestuck humor!
No.14047
>>14042what does 是俄羅斯人 even mean
I can't read Russhit
No.14049
wouldn't you kill their family before leaving the state normally
or are the steps out of order
I hate homestuck
No.14053
>>14049They're not very smart (woman.)
No.14054
>>14051I thought you already had that in mine.
No.14056
it removed the
>music.
No.14058
>>14054You don't have a tag, do you want rainbows
No.14059
>>14057the American male infant experience
No.14060
>>14059It's cleaner this way DOE
No.14067
I remember this slut pissing me off because she had a typical female melty over something stupid but I can't remember what it was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdt_-Ag9mco No.14070
>>14067> typical female melty over something stupidWhat kind of stupid
No.14071
>>14069There's already quote pink and roxy pink
No.14072
>>14071Hate Roxy pink. Quote pink is nice though.
But still…
No.14075
>>14072Pulling from already used pinks, it could be
Viscaria pink: #c23176
Inran pink: #e108c3
Paprika prep pink: #ffd6e4
Paprika prep accents: #ff6996
No.14077
>>14074she should grow thicker skin and stop being a DERSITE TRICKSTER retard
No.14080
>>14077Sometimes it hurts to be a little guy and only get negative comments.
No.14087
>>14085Based level: over 9000.
No.14094
>>13974>but can you name three major Russian contributions to culture from the last hundred years?3 well-known and wolrdwide used? Okay.
1) Mendeleev's periodic table
2) The cool wavy aethir sound translator known as
RADIO by Popov
two years before Marconi patented it in JewSA3) Tsiolkovsky' rocket equation
No.14095
>>14094Don't start this up again. :(
No.14100
>>14094FROM THE LAST HUNDRED YEARS, dummy. You're not really proving that Russia has been anything but a shambling corpse since the October Revolution.
No.14104
Colonel Seizure-cre
No.14105
>>14100>FROM THE LAST HUNDRED YEARS, dummy. You're not really proving that Russia has been anything but a shambling corpse since the October Revolution.1) Tupolev Tu-144, a supersonic passenger airliner
2) Personal computer by Bruk and Rameev in 1948 paper invented, in 1951 originally made, i 1968 patented in USSR
3) Artificial heart by Demikhov in 1936
No.14113
>>14107Again, bless you for posting my edit. Who are you? I'm MoM.
No.14114
>>14109Literally closer to Vriska's characterization. Who drew this shit?
No.14115
>>14114Read the fucking comic
No.14117
Only real oldfags will get that one!
No.14122
>>14119>Hi, not!Sponge.I don't know who's Sponge is so the reference and a joke didn't worked well
No.14123
>>14122That's just the flag they tend to use. Why are you ESL, oomfie?
No.14124
>>14116Read the fucking comic.
No.14126
@MEX
No.14127
>>14126This just sounds like you're calling him a Mexican
No.14129
>>14127That's the point, you dummy.
No.14135
>>14128Honestly, most of it is internalized self-hatred.
No.14136
>>14135No, it isn't. Stop falseflagging.
No.14137
Unless you just chose your words poorly.
No.14138
Nobody here is an:
except RoW.
No.14139
Rogue of wwehs
No.14140
>>14139Rite of Winter. I forgot his classpect, if he ever took the quiz.
No.14141
This is a bad decision.
No.14142
No.14143
>>14141What did he mean by this?
No.14144
>>14142What did he mean by this?
No.14146
>>14123>Why are you ESL, oomfie?>ESL, oomfieI don't even know what's that.
No.14147
I've got "Big Blue" stuck in my head today
No.14148
>>14146oomfie, ESL is an acronym
it means "english (as a) second language"
No.14150
>>14148Thanks, Revolver. Now I got what's ESL. What's oomfie?
No.14151
>>14149He's so big!
Now Kakariko is competing, at least.
No.14156
>>14155that's a funny way to spell "Kanaya"
No.14158
>>14156Who the hell is Kanaya?
No.14161
>>14128I don't accept your apology, you are obnoxious even for shitposting chambers standarts, along with the Hello Kitty TRICKSTER.
No.14162
>>14161>Two rivals make amends>A third anon enters the frayJust another thursday on HSG…
No.14163
>>14090Flawless. How much for this nft?
No.14166
>>14165I'll start calling her GREEN from now
No.14167
>>14166>I'll start calling her GREEN from nowYou should better call her a slut. And it's better if you gonna do it every 2 seconds
No.14168
a green slut? is she trying to impersonate GREEN?
No.14170
Green means DERSITE according to Voihon lore.
No.14174
>>14173Taking a JS course as CUNY
No.14176
I'm not a trve neet.
No.14177
>>14176If it feels shameful, maybe it's better motivation to escape neethood that way.
I have a habit of getting comfortable.
No.14180
>>14179Omg this is why white pride looks like without the hate (gay)…
No.14181
>>14179>That ss on the last pannelHehe, subtle
No.14182
>>14180so hetalia or something
No.14183
Why isn't there a hetalia gatcha?
No.14184
>>14178Wasn't Israel supposed to land us in WW3 by now? I haven't been planning for the future
No.14185
>>14184just like north korea was supposed to start WW3 and then russia vs ukraine was supposed to start WW3
face it, nothing ever happens
No.14186
>>14185Haaa… I'm gonna have to wait for people to try to run infrastructure systems off brain dead AI advice to get some comfy dam collapses or something
No.14187
[♪Money For Nothing♪] I want my World War 3~
No.14188
I'm not American or Ukrainian or eastern European but I want total war. I want every Russian dead and their families. My whole life I have had them promoting marxist leninism and terror and threat of nuclear war and teaching their pet dictatorships in north korea, cuba, iran and deranged muslims in pakistan, syria, blacks in Africa etc to hate westerners, to hate me and hate my family. Now Putin and his subversion and extreme left right and their Russian orchestrated mass immigration into the EU and their far right anti EU anti immigration shit and protest shit like blm and the yellow vests etc. I want total war. I want every Russian and every single one of their dictators and supporters dead.I want people who shelter Russian immigrants to be hung as traitors and people who have shilled for Putin trace, found and killed and their children. It is a blessing and a miracle we have nuclear weapons to cleanse the earth of the cancer that is Russia and it's evil pet dictators and tyrannies. I want you and your family dead. I am happy to die if that is what is accomplished. I want nuclear war, I have faith in my people to find a way to survive and rebuild but I want Russia and Russians gone and any of their anti western fan base in Africa or the middle east or south America. I want a great cleansing and I am going to see it. You are dead, your family are dead and everything every Russian ever did consigned to oblivion and regarded as a dead civilisation likethe Hittites, I want Moscow leveled to the ground and the ground salted so nothing grows there, I want Russian expatriates hiding in western nations found and ground into bone meal and used to fertilise the land including their children. I'm a moderate. Europe has awoken from its sleep again and is rearming this stops when all our enemies have been ground into dust whether Russian, their pet dictators or their middle eastern pet monkeys. Kill them all. There are too many people.
No.14190
>>14189I HOPE YOUR LIMP-DICKED EXCUSE FOR A BOSS SEES THIS ABORTION OF A POST AND DECIDES TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF YOU BY PERSONALLY HAULING YOU BY YOUR FAGGOT SKINNY JEANS PAST YOUR JEERING COWORKERS, SOBBING AND BEGGING AND GRABBING HELPLESSLY AT RANDOM OFFICE FURNITURE IN A FUTILE ATTEMPT TO AVOID THE INEVITABLE, ALL THE WAY TO THE JANITOR'S CLOSET WHERE HE WILL THEN LOCK THE DOOR, TAKE OFF HIS KHAKI PANTS, FOLD THEM NEATLY, AND THEN PROCEED TO VIOLENTLY AND VENGEFULLY ASS RAPE YOU WITH EVERY CLEANING IMPLEMENT AND CAUSTIC CHEMICAL EVER WIELDED BY THE CUSTODIAL ARTS, INCLUDING (BUT IN NO WAY LIMITED TO) HIS LEATHERY, SHRIVELED, SWEATY UNCUT CHURKA COCK WITH SO MANY STDS IT LOOKS LIKE A FRESH-FROM-THE-OVEN CHEESE PIZZA, FOR THE CRIME OF REPEATEDLY POSTING SUCH ABYSSMAL, ABHORENT, DISGRACEFUL EXCUSES FOR INTERPERSONAL COMMUNICATION.
I HOPE YOU END UP STUMBLING HOME REEKING OF PINE-SOL AND LEMON PLEDGE WITH BLEACH DRIPPING OUT OF YOUR SUNDERED BORSCHT-HOLE AND YOUR GAY DERSITE MASCARA STREAKING DOWN YOUR CRYING FACE AS RANDOM PASSERSBY STOP TO POINT AND LAUGH AND TAKE VIDEOS OF YOUR SUFFERING WHILE THEY WHOOP AND HOLLER ANEW ONCE THEY CATCH SIGHT OF THE METER OF BROKEN, BLOODY BROOMSTICK DANGLING AT THE END OF YOUR PROLAPSED PURPLE SOCK AS IT CLINKS ALONG THE PAVEMENT LIKE A JAUNTY DEDOVSHCHINA DRUM SOLO.
ONLY THEN CAN OTHERS SEE YOU AS THE VILE, LAZY, STINKING COWARDLY FAILURE OF A DUMPSTER FIRE OF AN ABORTION THAT YOU, YOUR MOM, THE HUNDREDS OF POTENTIAL PROSTITUTE ENTHUSIASTS THAT YOU KNOW AS YOUR POTENTIAL FATHERS, AND ALL OF US HERE ON HSG KNOW YOU TO BE.
NEVER POST HERE AGAIN YOU FUCKING BACKWARDS FLAMING GAY DERSITE OF A MOON CRICKET.
THANKS FOR READING MY BLOG YOU SEMEN-CHUGGING FAIRY FAGGOT. I HOPE YOUR RESPITEBLOCK BURNS DOWN. No.14191
>>14188>Russian orchestrated mass immigration into the EU my man, that's an imperialism problem. you can't go around funding wars and toppling regimes in foreign countries, then not expect people in those countries to want to immigrate into your country.
No.14192
>>14191>that's an imperialism problemYes, the collective west is being attacked by Russian and Chinese imperialism.
No.14193
I read that Russia was /based/ on pol in 2014 so I'm sticking with that
No.14194
>>14193Funny, I read Ukraine was based on /pol/ in 2014 so I'M sticking with that.
No.14196
>>14195There is a forward facing erichud, but it's not on the soybooru… Damnit…
No.14197
>bored ape knot club
No.14198
>>14197>ape knotI thought monkey dick was shaped like ours?
No.14200
>>14198Furries just kinda default to putting canine
diick2 on everything
No.14203
>>14196Just edit one yourself
No.14205
my mom found out I have a homestuck NTR imageboard I need to explode
No.14206
>>14204Rose. Rose Lalonde.
No.14207
>>14204I've seen a lot of people say Arise sucks, but I've never actually seen a reason why
No.14209
>>14141>>14143Sleep.And I woke up at the same time I as I did two nights ago, fuuuuuuuuuck me.
Le sigh, time to argue on /cm/, I guess…
No.14210
the tricentenarian TRICKSTER…
No.14211
>>14207Back in the days where I busied myself making sure jrpg general on /vg/ suffered the same fate as HSG, trying to creates schisms between tales fans and the rest of the thread was a favorite tactic
No.14212
>>14209>argue on /cmMust be like arguing via mailed letter
No.14213
>>14204>>14206Rose? Rose Lalonde?
No.14214
>>14212It's not /po/, dude. It's a week at most, usually.
No.14215
>>14195Don't be lazy. Edit this MOAR.
No.14218
>>14156Kill yourself.
>>14158Garbage.
>>14160Die.
No.14219
>>14169>fancy Bach on an organ>It's like Castlevania music. The bestUnbearable person. Suicide is needed.
No.14220
>>14217If it were Homestuck alchemy, Hello Kitty would be the base, and yugioh the aesthetic
No.14221
>>14172It means I'd hope you wouldn't notice.
No.14222
>>14220>If it were Homestuck alchemy, Hello Kitty would be the base, and yugioh the aestheticHomestuck alchemy isn't internally consistent but that's a fair assessment.
No.14223
>>14188>>14192>>14194SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.
No.14224
>>14221I brought it into accordance with the rest
Also, I hope HSG makes an exception to the rule and hold consistent.
No.14225
>>14211>Admitting to gay opsShame upon your ancestors.
No.14226
>>14224>I hope HSG makes an exception to the rule and hold consistent.Consistently shitty because we've RETVRNED to the wonderful tradition of Russia sperging.
No.14227
>>14175TRVE
>HIS>SISWhat was meant by this?
No.14228
>>14226A decade prior would put us at gamergate sperging
No.14230
>>14228We already had some light cultural war kvetching, one person sperging the fuck about genocide constantly when everyone else is indifferent or actively annoyed does not make for a better board. Shocking, I know.
No.14231
explain this phænomenon to me
https://youtu.be/zKsc05Ld9hM?t=569 are all of these OoToomers fucking blind and retarded
No.14232
>>14231Who covered Link in mud :(
No.14233
>>14231NINTENDO, HIRE THIS MAN.
No.14234
>>14232He shit himself after seeing Canondorf.
No.14235
>>14229Maje's game + DLC pricing
DLsite: 2750円
Steam: $13.70
GoG: $9.99
Pole win?
No.14236
>>14235I've seen the game, it looks like shit. Put the Poles back on Duolicious.
No.14237
>>14227I'm more surprised at the "Roman U", I made that patch in 2017
Maybe it was a chud r/milliondollarextreme meme for that long
No.14240
>>14237>I'm more surprised at the "Roman U", I made that patch in 2017You're getting old/KYM'd if you don't remember how far that meme goes back…
No.14245
yeah there's no way i'm winning this autistic larp-off
No.14246
>>14240Only one hit prior to January 2016
I know Identity Evropa was a 2016 op so any ironic memeing of VGH RETVRN must've started after
No.14247
>>14245To be fair that is Roxkit, UkroRusso spergery is 70% of his makeup
No.14248
>>14240>>14246Yeah, I think people only caught onto the "fascists use V in place of U (because the letter U didn't exist back then)" thing in the past two or so years.
Somehow, I feel partially responsible for this becoming common knowledge. No.14249
>>14248>in the past two or so yearsNot true because Adam Friedland made a joke about it when I was podcast binging in 2017
No.14250
>>14245>>14247And for that, he needs to learn some self-control or GTFO.
No.14251
>>14246>Implying archives are active.>>14248>Yeah, I think people only caught onto the "fascists use V in place of U (because the letter U didn't exist back then)" thing in the past two or so years.By "people", you mean normies.
>>14249You need help, dude.
No.14253
>>14252Actually, wait, I have to make an addendum.
No.14255
>>14247>To be fair that is Roxkit, UkroRusso spergery is 70% of his makeupIs Roxikit militaryboo and wannabe war expert? Or just have a tooth on Russia and Ukraine for mentioning them over and over again?
No.14256
>>14255I don't actually know the depths of his /pol/tism, but it feels closer to the latter.
No.14259
>>14255>>14256The latter given the "intricacy" of his talking points.
No.14260
>>14257Stop listening to things you hate!
>>14258Stupid post.
No.14263
>>14261>>14252Noone is going to stalk your /cm/ posts
No.14264
Why did MEX stop doing IP checks?
No.14265
>>14260>Stop listening to things you hate!I did on my own when I could stand the fat one anymore
No.14266
>>14263I mean, it's /cm/, you'd finally them instantly. I'm just blogposting as always.
No.14268
>>14264I only did my own as a gag.
No.14269
>>14268*HISS*
Check who's being the biggest shitter in this thread RIGHT now and tell me if you recognize them.
No.14270
>>14264>Why did MEX stop doing IP checks?Russians did it for sure. Damn russian hacker! They not even let us shitpost on teh internets!
No.14271
>>14270Is Vermillion a cute Chinese girl?
No.14272
>>14269Everyone is being fine, though
No.14274
>>14271No, brother comrade. I am is of Russian man. Just like all we are, Russian either Ukrainin folks here. Except Roxikit.
(wink)
Let's keep the incognito of our own and keep Roxikit be nervous, fellow dude comrade bro
No.14275
Mask Expert is blind to the flaws of the past…
No.14276
>>14274I'm not sure if you have brain damage from gooning or all of how you talk is a goon (SA) LARP.
No.14278
>>14273Ah, them.
Let's say they're just a little "equatorial" in disposition
>>14275Time heals everything! I hope.
No.14281
>>14278>Let's say they're just a little "equatorial" in dispositionSometimes you just know. Any other redpills to drop?
>Time heals everything! I hope.Don't be so clueless… An gentle but firm hand is needed. You're just… limp.
No.14285
>>14284This is what happens when you have a cuckold as an admin…
No.14287
>BWO PWEASE FUCK MY BOARD UP
No.14288
>>14286Everyday is trans rights day.
No.14292
>>14291What's wrong with Twine, chud?
No.14293
>>14290"i wwanna get those kitties lactactin"
No.14295
>>14285I'd say being flexible and humble lends one a strength all of its own.
No.14299
>>14298A troongame to surpass OoT?
No.14300
>>14299>>14298Hmmmm… Let's guess the twitter likes to mod downloads ratio
And then how many of those downloads actually played
No.14301
>>14299 is Lain a troon because they used Mario's male polygons as a base?
No.14302
>>14290Classic RoW playbook, keep 'em guessing.
No.14304
>>14302And then threaten to kill them and then threaten suicide.
No.14305
>>14304Er, aside from all that…
If you want to be productive, I'd like a troonpinion on what stylesheets need improvement
No.14306
>>14305>I'd like a troonpinionSorry, can't help you there, moron.
No.14307
>>14306"idk what your goal is"
I meant you ask catmouth to do that favor, as a stated goal
No.14311
>>14309I enjoyed this until I clicked the link and saw it was a follow-up
No.14312
>>14311>He enjoyed a comic of Sluggo tripping with zero context?
No.14313
>>14312Having the rest of it be implied makes it a lot funnier
No.14314
>>14309Setup up for their noses coming back
No.14315
>>14313This isn't Heathcliff, bud.
No.14316
>>14314God, I can imagine this happening for real, with some stupid gag about the boomerang resembling the shape of a nose outline
>>14315Well, maybe it should be.
No.14317
>>14316>God, I can imagine this happening for real, with some stupid gag about the boomerang resembling the shape of a nose outlineThis isn't Farside, chud.
No.14318
minoxidil but for nose regrowth
No.14319
Wonder how far in advance they make comics.
I'll post it in case she mines gocomics comments for ideas
No.14320
>>14317I know you're being silly but they, especially the guests, LOVE stupid "meta" visual gags.
No.14321
>>14320Yes, but they also aren't very clever.
No.14323
>>14322looks eurojank to me
No.14325
Were there more Megidochan Anthem lyrics in this thread or the last or am I misremembering?
No.14329
>>14327What if those lips met nikocado's butthole
No.14330
>>14329aweapontosurpassmetalgear
No.14338
>>14331After a thorough DBDRpilling to aware her of the pitfalls of jestermaxxing
No.14340
>>14337Peach is my wife, you fuck.
No.14341
>>14339make him read Homestuck
No.14343
>>14341He'd kill himself.
No.14344
>>14342>Brown futaIP check.
No.14348
>>14346I don't want to stain my hands with non-troon blood.
No.14349
>>14345what the fuck's a maylle
No.14350
Hey, MEX, RoW and I came up with a new idea for a board theme.
No.14351
10/14
No.14353
>>14348BUT what if he troons out in the process of reading Homestuck
No.14356
>>14350Well don't leave me in suspense…
Classic Nancy strips?
No.14357
>>14356why did the thumbnail do this
No.14361
>>14357*bats eyelashes at u*
newn
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