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 No.99918[View All]

worst day of the week edition feat. pleinair
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 No.100847

>>100843
> GREEN is the one explicitly stated not to be a gamer
*with the explicit wording making it clear that John, Rose, and Dave are

 No.100848

>>100846
Oh, it's you, again. :milk:

 No.100849>>100850

"I'll make my comic about a massive video game"

 No.100850

>>100849
"And then have 90% of it not be about the videogame" :junior:

 No.100851>>100854

God, I hate Homestuck so fucking much. :nerves:

 No.100852>>100853

so howw much do wwe gotta raise for gaza in order to get Hu¢¢ie playin dot hack

 No.100853

>>100852
First, we have to MINDCONTROL him into moving there and chain him to a radiator.

 No.100854>>100855

>>100851
Okay 8ut what is the a8solute worst part a8out it, a thing so atrocious that puts the rest to shame?

:noted:

 No.100855>>100856

>>100854
Tough choice but first instinct is how much page time/real world time happens with zero plot or character progression.

Probably wouldn't be my final answer if I thought about it longer though.

Also, post your taint.

 No.100856>>100857

>>100855
Fair.
Mine would 8e Vriskagram and everything that came afterwards.
:mewke:

 No.100857>>100858>>100899

>>100856
>Mine would 8e Vriskagram and everything that came afterwards.
Pinpointing it to a specific incident is always a midwit take because there are innumerable long-running problems with Homestuck's writing. :de:

 No.100858>>100859

>>100857
Yes, 8ut that one specific point is the most infuriating one to me.
Definitely not the only one.
:class:

 No.100859>>100865>>100867

>>100858
Rise above your emotions. Submit to RIGOR and REASON. And also give Lucas a wedgie.

 No.100860

Does Homestuck have an official name for the Mindfang sword yet?
Where's a suggestion box I can stuff Vrisaegrim into

 No.100861

>>100000
Should've been the boondocks gif

 No.100862>>100863>>100865

Hey, guys. After tonight, I’m *really* going to need to take a break from the internet for a bit. Real-life shit is a concern, although it’s nothing new, but the existential stuff is tearing me to shreds. Thank you to everyone here who’s been caring for me and just know that even though I do lean on some people here pretty heavily, I’m not *your* responsibility specifically, and I’m sorry you have to see my like this when you just come here to have fun.

 No.100863>>100864

>>100862
Don't worry, I think there's fun to be found in nearly anything
Outside of work.
:spirit:
Good luck!

 No.100864

>>100863
I think the more important part is that I need to get out into the world and find a new life, and especially new friends, fast. I still believe you’ll see some art from me in the future, but it might end up being from a different part of the world while I’m surrounded by some new people.

 No.100865>>100866>>100868>>100899

>>100859
>s8ur8 shenanigans 8eing sidelined in favor of petty teen drama
>things 8eing set up and never ela8or8ed on again, like the horrorterrors
>the narrative constantly simping for Vriska, giving her 8 8illion redemption arcs then always reverting her 8ack to how she was 8efore
>classpects 8eing 8are8one and causing most of what we know a8out them 8eing headcanons
>the way Aranea ended
>vriskagram and all the Vriska white-knighting and plotholes that came with it
>the kids' interests 8eing forgotten (remeber how Karkat was a computer guy like Sollux? Me neither)
>nearly every act 6 character 8eing either painfully 8oring or outright infuriating
>Spades Slick dying 8ut not 8ec Noir
>Hu¢¢ie himself 8eing part of the story
There's pro8a8ly more 8ut I'm a8out to pass out and I have shit to do in the morning.

:consume:

>>100862
Take care.

 No.100866

>>100865
remem8er*
:sane:

 No.100867

>>100859
You literally can’t give me a wedgie. People have tried. You can’t make an impact because I’m a giant and it’s basically like trying to pull a shopping bag over an elephant’s foot.

 No.100868>>100869>>100899

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>>100865
Oh yeah and the whole alpha timeline thing that 8asically implies there's no real free will and you get punished if you dare stray away from it.

 No.100869>>100900

>>100868
Rosepilled

 No.100870>>100883>>100900

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 No.100871>>100872>>100876

how ti fix homesutck: rwplace rose with oekora

 No.100872>>100874

>>100871
*Pekora
Are you shroomed?

 No.100873


 No.100874>>100875

>>100872
I’m really glad I decided to stop with the drugs. They aren’t what people say they are. They’re not fun chemical concoctions that make you feel wacky and expand your perception of reality, there’s some genuine conspiracy to get people to take things like marijuana and mushrooms and LSD that are legitimately bad for you, but I don’t know why.

 No.100875>>100882>>100901

>>100874
I've found it quite theDIAPutic, but yeah. Pretty easy to see how that stuff can monopolize someone's life and rewire their reward centers if used daily (not that there aren't plenty of reasons to need help coping with life)

Though I only use homegrown things, so never THCMAXXED COUCHLOCK SUPREME MINDHAZE strain

 No.100876

>>100871
WRONG
How to fix Homestuck: replace every character with a Rose. Rose Lalonde.

 No.100877

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 No.100878>>100880>>100890

More loli music. This one came out in 2022 so it definitely veers into a little irony troon territory, still pretty good.

 No.100879>>100881

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 No.100881

>>100879
Any 32yo's dream

 No.100882>>100895

>>100875
I’m not talking nofap ideology or chemical brain rewiring or whatever, I just don’t think drugs are actually drugs. I don’t think they’re actually recreational funtime chems, I think they’re poison. This has nothing to do with self-discipline, I think some really large group of people is pushing drugs to the general population as entertainment and self-improvement but making them bad on purpose.

 No.100883

>>100870
MoM would probably really enjoy Dropkick.

 No.100884

>>100817
the item world is kind of like a dungeon crawl, and that's one of the best parts of the series
:mii:

 No.100885

>>100813
do what, the OG thing? it's a ligature feature that the artist added to the font, similar to the LA in LAZY

 No.100886

I survived the haircut. and it looks like it's going to be quite good after a restyle!
:nipah:

 No.100887>>100888

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I still think about this sometimes. It's such an accuraye Kanayapost.

 No.100888

>>100887
It also reads as a Bluebuddy post.

 No.100889

Like, "Adventure 2" in quotes, and the snark that also feels like it might just be genuine, weird phrasing in "As If" are so good.

 No.100890>>100891

>>100878
ended up listening to all of this one too. enjoyable from start to finish with some nice high points, thanks for sharing! :)

 No.100891

>>100890
Yeah, I even enjoyed the meme sample track.

 No.100892

>>100787
haha owned

 No.100893>>100898>>100909

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 No.100895>>100903>>100905

>>100882
Do you mean it was always poison with snappy marketing, or recently things have gone from bad to worse?
I don't drink (thanks to the Simpsmurfs, probably), but lots of the classically exciting n edgy vices feel more like mass sedation methods now. Comes up often re:banning porn - "We can't do that, the incels would just start killing people in desperation."

 No.100896

>>100317
Update: The thing just crashes, so who knows when I'll get to do the thing.

 No.100897>>100908

buckle up, homestuck

 No.100898>>100909

>>100893
This one's pretty :outy:BIZNASTY:outy: for once

 No.100899>>100907


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 No.100901

>>100875
>R a p e u t i c
:mewse:

 No.100902>>100904>>100923

Is rapist ok

 No.100903>>100925

>>100895
Why do you insist on finding more about this deranged world view that he gets extremely defensive over if people show even the slightest scrutiny

It's not even interesting. I lived in NYC. I'd rank at least 20% of hobo rants I've heard as more insightful and entertaining than his shit.

 No.100904

>>100902
Do they need aromatherapy?

 No.100905>>100912

>>100895
>I don't drink (thanks to the Simpsmurfs, probably)
Also, why are you Chrischan :hithere:

 No.100906

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 No.100907>>100910

Had a dream that Wikipedia added trigger warnings to it's "distur8ing" articles.

:watch:

>>100899
:0k:

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 No.100909>>100911

>>100893
Ah, yes, the average anti-Semitic TERF and the pro-wholesome 100 Palestinian who fucking hates TRICKSTERS.
>>100898
It doesn't matter if it's ":outy:BIZNASTY:outy:" or not, it still comes from a cloudy mind. Wow, he said "fuck TRICKSTERS and Jews"; how transgressive. Especially for Sinfest. The best this comic does is serve to highlight Tatsuya's two central most obsessions (which technically fall under the umbrella that is POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN :jape:)

 No.100910>>100913

>>100907
Dumb 8ITCH.

 No.100911

>>100909
*supporter
*whatever
:wank:

 No.100912>>100914

>>100905
Is that why he doesn't drink? I just associate it too heavily with fat, depressed morons.

 No.100913>>100915


 No.100914>>100916

>>100912
The inverse. It's why he started drinking. But letting le Yellow Bunny legitimately affect your lifestyle into adulthood is some seriously unprecedented levels of pathetic shit.

 No.100915>>100918

>>100913
What kind of brain does it take for me to lay out a thing that's dumb and for you to list several alternative reasons that are the thing that's dumb when I said you did the dumb thing

 No.100916>>100917


 No.100917>>100920

>>100916
Get shitfaced right fucking now. :mexikit:

 No.100918>>100919

>>100915
One a8out to pass out.

:fun:

 No.100919

>>100918
AIDs fumes.

 No.100920>>100921>>100922

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>>100917
Not anytime soon…

 No.100921

>>100920
NEW YORK COOKIE.

 No.100922

>>100920
It's still backwards:bee101:

 No.100923>>100924

>>100902
Rapist has to stay untouched or Rose would get friendly fire

 No.100924

>>100923
Roseist. :hithere:

 No.100925>>100927

>>100903
I just like to understand. I'm the type to stand there and ask "why" if a deranged DERSITE came at me with a knife.
:fssh:

 No.100926>>100928

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 No.100927

>>100925
>MEX 優しい人s

 No.100928>>100929

>>100926
The 50th President for 2032 is here, goys.

 No.100929>>100930>>100932

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>>100928
"You thought clownworld had an end date?"

Also, Joculine has a bagua tat, does she deserve :2032:?

 No.100930

>>100929
>Also, Joculine has a bagua tat, does she deserve :2032:?
Yes, she's sweet, precious, did nothing wrong, lived, and stole Z's Chinese DNA for herself thus achieving peak female performance as a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Chinese woman with a massive ponytail.

 No.100931>>100934

>Z 23
>Abby 24~28
Erm… Was it DIAP?

 No.100932>>100933>>100936

>>100929
its a Lost tattoo actually.

 No.100933>>100935

>>100932
I know. The symbolism of this to Hu¢¢ie's fucked brain is obvious but let's just pretend it's STAH WAHS or a bagua.

 No.100934

>>100931
>Reverse 32
Truly, she was the Antichrist.

 No.100935>>100938

>>100933
its kind of funny because as i was reading homestuck for the first time it kind of reminded me of Lost for some weird reason that i still cant put my finger on.

 No.100936>>100938>>100940

>>100932
Redpill me

 No.100937>>100939

Get the 8read.

 No.100938>>100943

>>100935
>>100936
It's because Hu¢¢ie was obsessed with LOST and wanted to recreate its Mystery Box mystique. Or did you not know that? :hithere:

 No.100939>>100941

>>100937
Get your ass into an oven. :brvtal:

 No.100940>>100942>>100946

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>>100936
what do you mean redpill you.
its just a lost tattoo.
its the logo of the Dharma initiative from lost. As you can see it says Dharma. And not. Whatever bullshit the actual chinese symbol is meant to have there.

 No.100941


 No.100942

>>100940
>Dharma
And You Know What Dharma Is Right

 No.100943>>100945

>>100938
>wanted to recreate its Mystery Box mystique.
yeah that sounds right. honestly i empathize him. i have also been enamoured with lost for a good portion of my life.

 No.100944

Also, why did she join the cult of the 8ITCH she hates and not think to cover up her tattoo with make-up when it's a literal CLOWN CULT

BRAVO! :junior:

 No.100945

>>100943
>yeah that sounds right. honestly i empathize him. i have also been enamoured with lost for a good portion of my life.
I wish we had a concise "Kill yourself" sticker so I didn't have to say it. :implying:

 No.100946

>>100940
>that pixel size difference
What the FUCK was he thinking.

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