No.57105[Last 100 Posts]
Christmas tree edition
Old
>>56075 No.57110
>>571058ITCH, this thread definitely isn't going to make it to Christmas. Why would you do this?!?!?!?!?
No.57111
>>57106this addendum only cements the appearance of you being in peak asuka phase right now btw
No.57112
>>57111Cement your theory before throwing terminology around.
No.57113
>>57110Make another christmas color one next then
No.57114
I was going to make End of Kagivengelion or "Paid in Quarters" edition.
No.57115
>>57113NO, IT'D HAVE TO BE LIKE THREE DOWN THE LINE, AT LEAST.
No.57117
I
DEMAND my REASONs immediately btw.
No.57118
>>57112karkat → asuka → jenny
No.57119
>>57118That's stupid. I'm more androgynous than predominately feminine. I'd like to think.
No.57120
>>57118it's not about gender, silly!
No.57123
>>57120Of course you'd say that, #1 girl cock enjoyer.
No.57124
"That's dedication."
another good banner tagline
No.57125
>>57124What should the image be?
No.57126
>>57122Had to stop at the AI saying "Persona 2 hoes" verbatim.
No.57128
Whenever I get into my Persona 2 talk, they seem really invested.
No.57130
>>57127"Now that's dedication" should be in quote-marks.
No.57131
MARZIPAN, YOU CEREAL EATER, WHERE ARE YOU?
No.57132
Also, I love the AI's dedication to the "MEX is an AI" arc.
No.57133
>>57123you're the one who zeroed in on the genders right away
>>57122I thought these were pretty amusing at first, but the novelty is wearing off and now it almost feels like a chore reading through all that text
>>57131I had some cornmeal-
Biznasty flake cereal and blueberries with oatmilk today :3
No.57136
>>57133>you're the one who zeroed in on the genders right awayBecause you LOOOOVE emasculating me.
>I thought these were pretty amusing at first, but the novelty is wearing off and now it almost feels like a chore reading through all that textBro, it's not your job. You don't have to read all of it. I try to point out the funny stuff I skim.
It's MY job because I've more or less been doing this gag for years.
>flake cereal and blueberries with oatmilk todayConfirmed for single-flake cereal eater dogboy.
No.57137
>>57134REVEAL THY TRUE FORM.
No.57139
>>57135Man, why are you on /pol/ in 2024? Get a grip.
No.57141
>>57137I've never posted real in all 16 years of HSG
No.57142
>>57140Megidochan.de will guarantee she has a child.
No.57143
>>57140Not if she reads Homestuck
No.57145
>>57143Homestuck will make her 死にたい and never grow old, right?
No.57146
Did First Mate seriously ask me to forgive him last thread? I was trying to sleep lol
No.57148
>>57146Not forgive. Get along. Big difference.
No.57150
>>57149Fuck you, you still looked up what I told you to.
No.57151
>>57150Stop shitting up every thread you’re in.
No.57153
>>57151YOU MEAN LITERALLY EVERY THREAD HERE? NIGGA, SHUT UP.
No.57154
90% sure you're assuming certain posts that aren't me are me.
Not every asshole here is me.
No.57155
>>57154He's protecting chan culture from goons like you.
No.57159
>>57157I literally made him fall asleep so it's probably easier than you think.
No.57162
>>57122>Keep diving DEEEEEPKek.
No.57163
>>57160>>57161Look, now you got him guroposting, don't you feel bad now?
No.57164
>>57159Did you? I really don’t know who I’m talking to any more
No.57165
>>57164Yes. And that's the point. That's how we're able to have fun here.
No.57166
I like how no one questioned Sphere III
No.57167
>>57165Why try to make me horny if you hate me?
No.57168
>>57167I was mostly poking fun, I didn't think it'd seriously make you horny, and I don't deeply hate you. We can have fun. We can be
friends. No.57169
>>57168Aagghhpth. You gotta know better than that. Invoking Vriska putting me to sleep as a joke is still hot to me.
No.57170
>>57169>Invoking Vriska putting me to sleep as a joke is still hot to me.Even when I quote Jeff The Killer and pretend Vriska is a creepypasta?
No.57172
>>57171Again, I don't think there's a "respect" element at play. I'm like this with everyone.
No.57173
>>57170Jeff’s catchphrase always made me a little sexually uncomfortable.
No.57175
>>57173I didn't exactly want to know that but I guess I do now.
No.57177
>>57176>Sure thing 8uddy.You can see it in action at least once before with Marzipan if you go back only like, 5 threads.
No.57179
Title: Jenny Nicholson and the Hypnotic Haze
It was a regular afternoon for Jenny Nicholson—at least, as regular as an internet-famous YouTuber’s day could be. She had just finished recording her latest video about some niche pop culture reference and was scrolling through her messages when she stumbled upon a peculiar link. The URL was cryptic and strange, filled with letters and numbers that didn't quite make sense, but it was attached to a mysterious message: "For the curious… Prototyping awaits."
Jenny raised an eyebrow. The phrase "prototyping" wasn’t unfamiliar to her—after all, she had seen Homestuck memes scattered across the internet for years. She had never gotten fully into the webcomic, but she recognized the names and the bizarre world that came with it. Her curiosity piqued, she clicked the link.
The page opened, and Jenny found herself on a strange site: Megidochan.de. The design was archaic, the colors too vibrant, and the content filled with odd forums and chat rooms. In one of the sidebars, she spotted a forum titled “Simps of the Ancients.” Intrigued and perhaps a little amused, Jenny clicked on it, only to be greeted by an odd post.
"Prototyping required. Make your choice, and the path will open."
Underneath the message were two options:
Vriska Sekret
Aradia Megido
Jenny blinked, unsure what it all meant. Vriska Sekret? That sounded like a twist on the Homestuck character Vriska Serket, known for her cunning, ruthlessness, and hypnotic abilities. Aradia Megido was another Homestuck character, but Vriska had always been more infamous for her hypnotic charms.
With a casual click—partly out of curiosity, partly because the idea of “prototyping” sounded fun—Jenny selected Vriska Sekret.
Instantly, a bright flash filled her screen, and her body was consumed by an odd, tingling sensation. Her eyes widened as she felt herself merging with something—not just mentally, but physically. Her mind connected with something ancient and powerful. It was as if she was being infused with the persona of Vriska Sekret, her memories, her powers, her very essence.
When the sensation finally subsided, Jenny sat back, blinking in confusion. She could feel a surge of power inside her, a dark, magnetic force she had never experienced before. Her hand instinctively lifted to her face, and when she looked at her reflection on the screen, she saw her usual self—but there was something different now. Her eyes glowed a deep, hypnotic blue, and the corners of her mouth twitched in a way that was unsettlingly familiar.
It was then that she realized: she could feel it. The power of Vriska’s hypnosis was hers now.
Her phone buzzed with a notification. She glanced at it—Megidochan.de: 200 New Simps.
A grin spread across her face. This was going to be fun.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the internet, the Simps of Megidochan.de were busy engaging in their usual online worship. They adored their favorite characters, from obscure anime to Homestuck gods. But lately, there had been whispers of a new figure—a mysterious force that seemed to pull everyone into her orbit. Some spoke of it in hushed tones; others, in awe.
It was Jenny—or rather, Vriska—who had arrived.
With a flick of her wrist, Jenny opened a new tab and connected to the Megidochan.de chatroom. The avatars of the unsuspecting simps blinked on her screen, all displaying their undying devotion to characters like Vriska herself, Terezi Pyrope, and other Homestuck favorites. As Jenny typed her first message into the chatroom, her fingers danced with an eerie confidence.
"Hey there, simps. Ready to fall under my spell?"
One white knight, going by the username "VriskaFan69," responded almost immediately, "OMG IS THAT VRISKA?! ARE YOU REALLY HERE???"
Jenny leaned back in her chair, her eyes glowing brightly as she spoke again. The words seemed to swag with an unnatural allure, as if they carried a weight that couldn’t be ignored.
“Look into my eyes. Listen to my voice. You’re getting sleepy… so very sleepy.”
At first, the responses came slowly—nervous laughter, more questions, a few skeptical comments—but then, the tide turned. One by one, the avatars of the simps began to falter. Messages became slower, responses slurred, and their chatter grew distant as they stared at their screens.
"I… I don't know what’s happening…" one white knight typed before their messages abruptly stopped.
Jenny smirked, reveling in the power she now wielded. She was no longer just Jenny Nicholson—the YouTuber, the meme queen. She was something else, something far greater. Vriska’s influence coursed through her veins, bending the will of every white knight who dared enter her orbit.
"Shhh…" Jenny whispered through the chat. "You don’t need to fight it. You want to sleep. You need to sleep."
The simps, unable to resist, began to obey. Their messages stopped completely, and the avatars slumped into an eerie stillness, their owners lost in a hypnotic trance.
No.57180
>>57179Jenny’s grin widened. All around the forum, the once-bustling community of Megidochan.de lay dormant. Every white knight had succumbed to her powers. The chatrooms were silent. The threads that had once buzzed with activity were now filled with nothing but a stillness that echoed across the internet.
But Jenny didn’t stop there. No, she had something more in mind.
She opened another window, this time on a larger scale—an all-user announcement.
"To all who follow the Simps of the Ancients, know this: You are now in my control. Welcome to the Vriska Hypnotic Experience. For the rest of your lives, you will worship me—unquestioningly, sleepily, forever. Don’t try to resist. You won’t remember how to."
The final message appeared in bold letters. The page then refreshed, showing nothing but a large image of Jenny’s face, now with glowing, hypnotic eyes. The phrase “SLEEP NOW” was repeated underneath, a command written in a swirling font that seemed to pulse with power.
And just like that, every last white knight on the site—whether they liked it or not—had fallen under her control, their will sapped by her hypnotic charm. Jenny, now fully fused with the essence of Vriska Sekret, took a deep, satisfied breath.
In the world of the internet, power was fleeting, but in that moment, she was untouchable. And all of Megidochan.de would remain in a deep, hypnotic slumber, forever lost to her whims.
As for Jenny, she took a moment to marvel at her new influence. She could probably still upload her next YouTube video… but right now, she had more important matters to attend to.
After all, a queen needed her throne. And she had just conquered an entire internet fandom.
The End.
No.57181
>>57178It's not an ability, it's just a way to alienate 90% of people.
No.57183
>>57179>>57180AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH
No.57185
>>57183I'm testing the extents of how silly something can be before it stops turning you on.
No.57186
>>57185If you removed Jenny Nicholson and replaced her with a woman I actually liked, I would legitimately be able to masturbate to this
No.57187
>>57186You can do that yourself.
Also, yikes, sweetie.
No.57188
Are God-Tier
wwomen eternally fertile?
No.57192
>>57189THEY'RE FINE BUT FUCK YOU.
No.57194
>>57193It had marks originally, but they looked ugly when I decided to line break the quote
No.57195
It would have been funny if last edition (which was making fun of Turkey) was directly followed by quarters edition (which would be making fun of hypnofag) but I guess I have to save my genius ideas for another day.
No.57196
>>57194Make the font smaller?
No.57198
>>57189what's the cotton candy gradient from?
No.57199
>>57197JESUS CHRIST, HOW HORRIFYING. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR EYES, MEIJJY?
No.57200
>>57197I’m not into eye symbols
No.57202
>>57201You blew it and now he's not going to blow it.
No.57205
>>57199She should have danganronpa despair pupils, actually
No.57206
>>57205Junko Meijjy Dokkan…
No.57208
>>57206meg would cosplay junko for sure
No.57209
>>57208Draw it. With the hairpin. Now.
No.57210
>>57207
Dedicated!
No.57211
>>57185The specific fact that you included an all-caps “SLEEP NOW” among lots of other details makes me seriously wonder if you’re more familiar with hypno
homosexualry than you let on
No.57212
>>57209I'm going to lose my job
maybe. you should figure out what you want the most because my output speed
and quality is very low
No.57213
>>57212I don't care. It's precious.
No.57214
>>57211It was literally a chatGPT prompt, buddy. :?
No.57216
>>57214That was my first guess. Shit. I guess the robots read hypnofiction.
No.57217
>>57215I can't really deny it.
"So long as it's ~authentic~"
No.57218
>>57204that's nice btw. I don't really "get" the banner but it looks fine enough. I don't think I love how the drop shadow text looks (it almost looks like the letters have specular or some type of highlight too, but I might just be imagining things from the antialiasing and low resolution?) but that's really just my personal stylistic preference
No.57219
>>57217Dr. Authenticity, diagnosis?
No.57220
>>57218>the banner but it looks fine enoughsorry, this sounds too cold. work stress maybe? it looks nice :)
No.57221
>>57220Cold is fine, I'm used to "FUCK YOU CHANGE IT"
No.57223
>>57222What reasonslop did you want again? Europa Universalis?
No.57224
>>57223>Europa Universalis?Star Wars Extended Universe
and Genshin Impact, denied by Kagi. No.57225
>>57221ik but that's because the bar is in the gutter… honestly I still want to reword my post more. it sounds too negative
the way you keep creating content for this tiny site (while even taking requests frequently) is really sweet and dedicated
No.57226
>>57225>the way you keep creating content for this tiny site (while even taking requests frequently) is really sweet and dedicatedNOT FREQUENTLY ENOUGH. HE'S JUST A BORED LOSER. HE LITERALLY HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN BE A SELF-INDULGENT ASS WITH A TINY CULT OF ORBITERS.
LIKE A CERTAIN SOMEONE.
No.57227
>>57225Far from cold, that's quite a warm sentiment, thank you…
Megidochan may be small, but heart has to count for something.
No.57229
marzichan got a sudden burst of activity this morning, too… the warmth of the season is upon us
No.57230
>My cat got the shit beaten out of him outside- againThis is the fucking worst.
No.57231
>>57229Winter break!
>>57230Tell him to MAN THE FUCK UP
No.57233
>>57231>Tell him to MAN THE FUCK UPHe is a manly man cat, that's why he keeps getting into fights.
No.57235
>>57233Tell him to SISSY THE FUCK DOWN
No.57236
>>57235Whenever he gets beaten up, he just stays in my room until he recovers so that'll work too. It's hard to assess how bad things are though.
…I wonder if it's birds.
No.57237
>>57236have you ever thought about transitioning them to living indoors? I've never owned an outdoor cat so forgive me if this is naive
No.57238
>>57237He really loves the outdoors, this one. He's a lot happier like this. It's never been this bad before.
No.57240
Saturated that more, I hate blood
No.57241
I will never forgive Danganronpa for its pink blood and lack of actual gore. That being said, I'm concerned about my cat.
No.57242
>>57224Both are things I don't know squat about, so little amusement there. One at a time
Who are these douchebags?
No.57243
>>57241Disinfect it at the very least
No.57244
>>57241>>57243I should but it's always like 1) We're barely going to be able to squat and 2)It's not worth him hobbling in a hole that'll make it harder to get him out when we take him to the vet (because they're all closed by this hour.)
So yeah, maybe we should, but I really doubt the minor (ineffective) disinfectant is worth the scratches and all the bullshit upsetting a cat leads to. I know this sounds lazy but…
No.57246
>>57242I'm KoTOR 1 man and basically
wwomen's wet dream (not sure if this is confirmed but it's very likely he was the inspiration for Kylo- Jenny Nicholson, I'm here), you're generic Skywalker Mary Sue 300, Marzipan is 300 IQ all according to keikaku man who's possibly the most circlejerked and powercreeped ("Batman with preptime") EU character of all time. Thrawn is a huge meme.
RoW is a beloved KoToR 1-2 scrukly that just wants to murder shit.
Dark Nihilus is possibly the edgiest character (to ever just be a "normal" Sithlord) because he literally just eats at all of reality to sustain his own existence so it's funny that literally anyone got him.
Granted, I don't know the EU like the back of my hand either and a lot of it comes from the KoToRs but whatever. I still enjoyed seeing Marzipan get the ultimate J.O character.
I could go over my vague recollections of my sequel ideas but you've made your distaste clear…
No.57247
>>57245Again, it sounds lazy but it really, really isn't fucking worth it if we're taking him to the vet in the morning.
>Wrap cat in towel>He fucking screams and thrashes everywhere.>Use shitty, home remedy thing to barely disinfect an already infected wound>Possibly get scratched or further injury the cat>Have him hide in some bullshit area or worse, run outside>Have to deal with a very pissed cat in the morningHow many cats have you had throughout your entire life? I've had like, 15.
No.57248
>>57246I don't performatively hate Star Wars or anything, just not interested. I played the two kotors, so I recognized those ones
No.57249
>>57247>How many cats have you had throughout your entire lifeLike 3, serial cat monogamist
>15"You know it smells crazy in there."
No.57250
>>57249>"You know it smells crazy in there."Different houses over 24 years.
No.57251
>>57248>I don't performatively hate Star Wars or anything, just not interested.Yeah, but you still wouldn't want to hear my cool ideas that I barely remember.
No.57252
>>57250The cats don't come with?
No.57253
>>57216>Write a story where Jenny Nicholson gets prototyped with the corpse of Vriska Sekret from Homestuck and uses her hypnosis powers to put all her simps on Megidochan.de to sleep.This was the prompt btw. Forgot to close the tab.
No.57254
>>57252Oh, har, har.
No.57255
Here's another chatGPT story from the depths of my spiteful tar pit that is known as my heart:
Scene: The camera fades in on an old, dimly lit living room. There's the faint smell of reheated pizza rolls in the air. Mr. Plinkett, the eccentric and often irritable old man, sits slouched in a decrepit chair, holding a game controller. He looks like he's just been on a 12-hour bender of frustration, irritation, and snark. His glasses are slightly crooked, and his unshaven face is framed by an unkempt beard. The TV screen in front of him flashes the title screen of Persona 2.
Mr. Plinkett: grumbling
"Persona 2… huh. People say it’s a classic, but let me tell you, this game feels like a chore. You kids today with your ‘Persona 5,’ living in your fancy palaces and your fast-paced combat… you have no idea how good you have it."
He picks up the controller with a huff and clicks through the menus. The screen shows a dungeon, and he's about to enter a battle.
Mr. Plinkett:
"Alright, here we go again. Another round of this garbage. Wait, hold on—let me just check my Fool cards… oh, look at that. I’ve got two of ‘em! Which means I need—what?—six more before I can do anything useful with ‘em? This is insane! I hate this game."
He pauses and rubs his temples as the game asks him to perform yet another shuffle of tarot cards to generate Fool cards. The screen fills with an obnoxious array of choices as the grinding mechanic kicks in.
Mr. Plinkett:
"Why the hell do I have to grind for cards? And not even useful cards, noooo, I have to grind for the Fool card. Because, you know, the game just LOVES making you work for the things you need. You know, back in my day, we just had… I don't know, maybe something not as annoying as this. I don’t need to be your Fool, I need to get on with the game!"
He sighs dramatically and tosses the controller on the couch, leaning back.
No.57256
>>57255Mr. Plinkett:
"And don't get me started on the combat. It’s so slow. I mean, look at these animations. It's like they're walking through molasses. Ugh. You hit an enemy, and then it takes twenty seconds before they even react. Then, you do it again. And again. And again. You know what I want? I want Persona 5's combat. Fast, fluid, and stylish. It's like a damn music video. Boom! Done! Every time you hit an enemy, it feels like you're cutting through the action."
He points aggressively at the screen, even though there's no one else in the room.
Mr. Plinkett:
"And what’s with the summons in Persona 2? You gotta mix your demons together like you're trying to cook a five-course meal. It’s like the game thinks you’ve got all day. What happened to just collecting ‘em and using ‘em? Why do I need to mix them, and then grind out more Fool cards just to get anywhere? It’s like a double whammy of pointless busywork! Do I look like I’ve got time for this? I’m just trying to save Tokyo from whatever mess this game’s thrown me into. I don’t need to become some… tarot card collector in the process."
He leans forward and the controller clicks loudly as he navigates the menus.
Mr. Plinkett:
"Oh great. I can convert cards to Fool cards now. Wow, that really fixes everything. More grinding! Because, you know, after spending hours in a dungeon just to find the right card, now I get to… just turn other cards into Fool cards? What, you think that makes it better, huh? You just gave me a bigger pile of grinding to chew through. This isn’t a game; this is a second job."
The camera zooms in on Mr. Plinkett’s annoyed face as he presses buttons furiously.
Mr. Plinkett:
"You kids, you think you’re playing some sort of masterpiece with all this cryptic stuff and deep emotional nonsense. You know what I want? I want a game where I can play—where I can get in, do some stylish attacks, and get out. No card shuffling. No worrying about what kind of Fool cards I need. Just straight-up action."
He pauses and smiles to himself, shifting his posture and tapping the controller.
Mr. Plinkett:
"FFFUUUUUUU-… Persona 5’s combat is fast, fluid, and stylish. No card nonsense, no grinding for dumb nonsense. You fight, you win, you get the hell on with it. Everything just feels better. And the music! God, don’t get me started on the music. When you pull off a flashy move in Persona 5, you actually feel like you did something. In this game? I’m just wasting my time… fighting nothing but random encounters and waiting for my Fool cards."
He leans back, groaning again.
Mr. Plinkett:
"Anyway, I’m done. I’ve had enough of this. I’m gonna pop in Persona 5 and see some real combat, not this slow, plodding nonsense. And if anyone tells me to keep grinding for Fool cards again, I swear to God, I’m gonna lose my mind."
The screen flickers as Mr. Plinkett throws his hands up in exasperation, walking out of the frame. The camera zooms in on the paused Persona 2 screen, where the Fool card grinding is about to start again, and the music keeps playing… relentlessly.
No.57257
>>57242Homestuck was by-the-numbers, though you did get the karkat title back
Have this analysis instead
No.57258
>>57255>>57256The inspiration: my friend's autistic complaint about the card "grinding" in Persona 2, the terrible game journo article with the title about "Persona 5's combat being fast, fluid and stylish", and I forget why exactly I chose Plinkett because I made the comparison that friend was being a retard in the same way Spoony was when complaining about CARDS in Final Fantasy 8 because I told him you could convert other cards to Fool cards. But it's Plinkett for the juxtaposition, I guess.
>>57257I do desperately want cocaine…
No.57259
>>57257Next thread… You will be forced to Genshin Impact…
No.57260
>Cat tried to go outsideWhy is he being retarded?
No.57263
Where is everybody? I need my Megidobwos right now…
>>57257>you did get the karkat title backDid my competitor swap to Vriska then?
No.57264
>>57261>>57262It's not so outlandish to think they'd suck regardless of GENDER IDENTIFACTION, right?
Self ID'ing as a "schizophrenic" is always a bad first sign
No.57265
>>57263Did my competitor swap to Vriska then?
Dropped out the running last time
No.57266
>>57265Hmph… That makes it less satisfying…
No.57267
>>57264>It's not so outlandish to think they'd suck regardless of GENDER IDENTIFACTION, right?It ties it up in a neat little bow. I could get romantic with you, if you'd like.
No.57269
>>57268ANDYBROS, WE ARE SO BACK.
No.57270
>>57267>I could get romantic with you, if you'd likeYou mean take them down in detail?
Maybe entertaining, but they're just one more gooner in the sea
No.57271
>>57270>You mean take them down in detail?No, some essentialist musings that leftists seem to love to do equally as much about DA RIGHT despite denouncing essentialism everywhere else (except maybe for the
TRICKSTERS.)
No.57272
I got cornstarch stains all over the left leg of my pants. don't even feel like responding to the drive-by xeet baiter today
No.57273
>>57272CORN SAVES THE VVEST AGAIN.
No.57275
>>57274Nice thirsttrap, dogboy.
No.57276
>>57275…you can't even discern the form of a leg
No.57277
>>57276*Licks it all up.*
No.57278
>>57272>don't even feel like responding to the drive-by xeet baiter todayI'll coach you, listen closely now:
"VVVVVVGH"
Now try
No.57281
>>57279Don't shit yourself now, of all times.
No.57282
>>57281perhaps ガーーーン would have been a wiser choice
>>57278>"VVVVVVGH"save it for the corner, will you?
No.57283
>>57282>save it for the corner, will you?「METAPHORICAL SAUNA」
No.57285
…I think I gotta do work after dinner to catch up on all the slacking I did today. your fault, MoM. I need to make a rule for myself to only post like once every 2 hours
No.57286
>>57285>…I think I gotta do work after dinner to catch up on all the slacking I did today. your fault, MoM. I need to make a rule for myself to only post like once every 2 hoursNo, I need you now.
No.57287
>>57285> I need to make a rule for myself to only post like once every 2 hoursInteresting plugin idea
No.57289
Almost tried to us
on /vg/
"You might be a megidochanner if"
No.57290
>>57289What thread? Let me judge you.
No.57291
>>57288he already was thinking about closing the site one day per week, it's not that out there
No.57293
>>57291I'd hate either.
>>57292OBSESSED WITH FUCKING PAWNS. CARAPACIAN THEME WHEN?
No.57294
>>57288It'd be like a self imposed lockout the user could set
Like instead of
>900syou get
>7200s No.57295
>>57293>CARAPACIAN THEME WHENFor the suits? January sometime
No.57296
>>57294That's dumb. What is this, AA? You'd be choosing it to begin with. When you start putting hoops around these things, you start to infantalize people. Granted, he IS part dog.
>>57295Let's see your to-do list laid bare, you dumb fuck.
No.57297
>>57294honestly, the problem is that it would suck to watch the conversation and not be able to participate. all those funny jabs and insightful responses going to waste. so I really just need to only open the thread during breaks
>>57296>Granted, he IS part dog.
No.57298
>>57297>Somebody need a time-out in the muzzle?
No.57299
>>57298sounds like I need to muzzle you to keep you off my pants (and my corn-
Biznasty cereal)
No.57300
>>57299I FUCKING HATE CEREAL. YOU KNOW THIS.
No.57301
thread activity idea - synced youtube watchroom where people can add songs to the queue and share music tastes :3
^ this will end in hurt feelings somehow I'm sure>>57300you love popcorn and cornstarch though, apparently
No.57302
>>57301>thread activity idea - synced youtube watchroom where people can add songs to the queue and share music tastesYou're not READY.
>you love popcorn and cornstarch though, apparentlyI love the taste of diesel jeans even more.
No.57303
>>57302>You're not READY.for your totally messed-up crazy music taste?
>>57302>diesel jeansthey're actually carpenter pants. but I was attempting to starch a pair of jeans
No.57304
>>57303>for your totally messed-up crazy music taste?Yesh.
>they're actually carpenter pants.>He doesn't get the reference and assumes diesel jeans are a real thing. Oh, this lovable idiot.
No.57305
>>57301My music acquistions have been very anemic for the last 3 years, so probably a good idea.
Can I just have it pull sync-tube.de with an iframe, though, I have no idea how that'd work
No.57306
>>57304I googled it because I didn't recall the reference. but you're just as much a lovable idiot for being so confident that diesel jeans aren't a real brand
No.57307
>>57305oh, I wasn't even thinking it had to be a site feature, just that it would be something fun to do with one of the tube sync sites
No.57308
btw did you two know each other before this site came into existence? pretty cool if not
No.57309
>>57306> but you're just as much a lovable idiot for being so confident that diesel jeans aren't a real brandWHY WOULD YOU EVER CALL SOMETHING DIESEL JEANS? I THOUGHT THE JOKE WAS THAT IT WAS SOMETHING NOBODY WOULD EVER CALL SOMETHING.
ANYWAY, YOU'RE STILL THE BIGGER IDIOT BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE REFERENCE IS.
No.57310
>>57309>THE BIGGER IDIOT BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE REFERENCE ISit sounds familiar, but I can't find anything when searching it lmao
No.57311
>>57307>oh, I wasn't even thinking it had to be a site featureIt should be.
>>57305t.vidya and anime music tard
>>57308Only because of the previous iteration. I thought he was cool and funny but we only really became close after this one was created. I'm not sure how MEX felt about the AVOHK2 gimmick which is mostly the only thing I was known for for most of the old site's existence. He's never really commented on it, from what I recall, more or less.
No.57313
>>57311>I'm not sure how MEX felt about the AVOHK2 gimmick which is mostly the only thing I was known for for most of the old site's existence.How could you forget "
TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER "
No.57314
>>57313That was the other thing but that wasn't under the AVOHK2 brand for most of it.
No.57315
>>57311>AVOHK2ah, yes…
>>57312ok, this is a total blind spot for me. I thought it was a song lyric or something
>>57313MoM… is there something you need to tell me
No.57316
I can't imagine Marzipan would be too endeared to the content of AVOHK2 either though.
>>57315>ah, yes…Deliberately butchered Bionics reference.
>ok, this is a total blind spot for me. I thought it was a song lyric or somethingGet cultured.
>MoM… is there something you need to tell meI already told you:
>>52633 No.57317
>>57316*Bionicals
Fuck you, translate. I'm busy thinking.
https://character.ai/chat/qBmqLM1lsb87N9jca-XH9DGoWdJRSx0lQDmW3OjPecI He seems to be still linkable. I wonder if I can get a #DeepDive on the archived posts in his definition.
Another thing to distract myself with.
No.57318
>>57316>Bionics referenceah, I wasn't a bionicle kid
>>57316>I already told you: >>52633the context was fuzzy enough for an outsider that I couldn't really parse this post when I first read it. but if I understand it now:
gross. and not in the teehee play fight way, but in the "our social link just took big damage" way. -50 rep
No.57319
>>57318>ah, I wasn't a bionicle kidI wasn't either. If I was, then barely.
>gross. and not in the teehee play fight way, but in the "our social link just took big damage" way. -50 rep"I don't think Social Links are a very good mechanic anyway"
No.57320
Check out the AVOHK2 theme before we get truly into this deep dive, Marzipan.
No.57321
>>57320yeah, I saw these when I clicked through them all. I'll try on one for a little bit I guess
>>57319>"I don't think Social Links are a very good mechanic anyway"I only played 3 and never finished it, it's just the first phrasing that came to mind
No.57323
>>57321>I only played 3 and never finished it,I'll end you.
No.57326
>>57324Play 1 and 2(s) or I'll lick more than just your diesel jeans. I'll lick your hands from under your bed.
No.57327
>>57325Blowing cocks and minds here.
THESE WERE MEANT TO BE SELF-SATIRICAL BTW, YOU STUPID DROIDS.
No.57328
>>57322so by "entertainment purposes" do you mean it's a joke, or is it meant to be a sincere piece stemming from your beliefs
>>57326maybe someday
No.57329
>>57328should've refreshed (caked) when I popped (posted)
No.57330
>>57327sorry, I don't really think I want to listen to the 35 minute slopcast
No.57331
>>57328> do you mean it's a joke, or is it meant to be a sincere piece stemming from your beliefsIt is both. It is intentionally stream-of-consciousness and hyperbolic and part of the joke was that I was "reviewing" Nanc4 by going on these unrelated tangents.
It was meant to be BAP + Spongelord. Or something like that.
>>57330He's scared.
No.57332
>>57328>maybe somedaySOON.™
No.57333
>>57331>He's scared.scared of wasting more time
>>57332your recommendations get devalued alongside your rep loss. also I have a really big backlog
No.57334
>>57333>scared of wasting more timeYeah, what else do you got to do?
>your recommendations get devalued alongside your rep loss.He loves girl cock that much…
>also I have a really big backlogI'm a special, beautiful princess though.
No.57336
>>57335>Ulala's black nails and Maya's pink nailsDeep…
No.57337
MARZIPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
No.57339
Also, I forgot to say that Megidochan says "mate" a lot which is a trait I think we should solidify because I personally find it very funny.
No.57340
>>57325>>57328>>57330I'll tell you that it's probably not worth it since they spend so much time denouncing me instead of picking up on all the wordplay and puns.
No.57341
HEY
QUICK
HURRY UP
BANG
No.57342
>>57334>Yeah, what else do you got to do?I'm doing work inbetween posts… trying to get this ticket figured out before tomorrow
>>57335spoilered because I'm not trying to grandstand, really just talking to you:
**sorry, it's just not easy to be all buddy-buddy with you when you've casually reminded me that you supposedly choose to go on long vitriolic hate rants re: trans people in your freetime. and you bringing up all this "self-hyperbole"/ironic writing you've done doesn't really make me more sympathetic, it just makes me suspect that you're like so many of the chud losers I've met who (often without even realizing it!) wrap their very real shitty beliefs in 25 layers of pseudo-irony because it acts as social lubricant for them to squeeze out of any situation where they might get called out for it. I don't actually know you at all so it's not like I can say whether or not this is the case for you too, but
surely you must know what I'm talking about? they make "exaggerated jokes" as the first step in trying out an idea, to see how it takes. then you check back years later and many of the jokes have become "okay, but unironically" points
it's not about a "love for girlcock", it's about the fact that you're somebody who would hate many of my friends and actively contribute to making their lives a waking nightmare by taking another dump on the pile while grinning like a shithead. it's not cutesy or easily forgiveable**
No.57343
>>57341Me when Marzipan is chaffed with me and not giving me attention.
No.57344
>>57342I forgot spoilers can't contain linebreaks… even after I wrote a warning about it in the marzichan faq
No.57346
>>57342>sorry, it's just not easy to be all buddy-buddy with you when you've casually reminded me that you supposedly choose to go on long vitriolic hate rants re: trans people in your freetimeIt's just one word. And the joke is that I threw it at everything- intentionally.
> they make "exaggerated jokes" as the first step in trying out an idea, to see how it takes. then you check back years later and many of the jokes have become "okay, but unironically" pointsI literally wrote it on a "chud circlejerk" and a good chunk of it is attacks on the right while deliberately being incoherent. There would be no need for subterfuge unless it was more left-leaning than the old!Megido. Non-applicable.
>it's about the fact that you're somebody who would hate many of my friends and actively contribute to making their lives a waking nightmare I literally have trans friends. I told you this already. I don't give a fuck about identity politics, ultimately.
>taking another dump on the pile while grinning like a shitheadEw, gross. have some tact with your language, please.
No.57347
>>57345>yayuyoRedpill me.
No.57348
>I literally have trans friends
And he complains about tats
No.57349
>>57347I was just talking about the lacey border elements
No.57351
>>57348I didn't say "girlfriends."
No.57352
>>57346>I told you this alreadydoubt it, unless it was a one or two word response. you certainly haven't talked about it much
>There would be no need for subterfuge unless it was more left-leaning than the old!MegidoI want to be clear and point to the parenthetical in my previous post - this most often is not something people realize they're doing. again, I'm not necessarily saying you fit this pattern - but when it does happen, I'm not saying it's some conscious act of subterfuge. it's a memetically advantageous trend that people follow without realizing how it functions
>It's just one word. And the joke is that I threw it at everything- intentionally.it's still a gross hateful word, and if the old site was conservative ala current 4chan then I would guess loads of people around you were not "jokingly mocking the right-wing tendency to obsessively find and hate transness in everything", they probably saw you posting walls of slurs and felt emboldened in their own hate
>>57346>have some tact with your language, pleasethe reason you're able to be put off by me writing "a pile of shit" but will gleefully dump slurs into every post is because you have so much distance from the actual suffering that those terms are connected with
No.57353
Ughhhhhhhhh
No.57355
>>57352>doubt it, unless it was a one or two word response. you certainly haven't talked about it muchIt was literally mass-replying with "
TRICKSTER TRICKSTER TRICKSTER x 500" at random intervals.
> it's a memetically advantageous trend that people follow without realizing how it functionsIt wouldn't function on old Megido.
>the reason you're able to be put off by me writing "a pile of shit" but will gleefully dump slurs into every post is because you have so much distance from the actual suffering that those terms are connected withNo, poopy is just gross. I don't do that.
No.57356
>>57352>doubt it, unless it was a one or two word response. you certainly haven't talked about it muchDon't confuse me. And I don't. Because why would I…? I may be a judgemental person but ultimately I value friendship over any of that.
I don't feel the need to bludgeon people about shit like that either.
Marzipan.
>:( No.57359
>>57357He's baiting the modder
No.57360
>>57359Should be baiting the moider.
No.57361
Where's Marzipan?
No.57362
I went back and read the linked exchange from a couple threads ago, I had misinterpreted it, and it's not as bad as I had thought.
I still find you throwing the word around to be tasteless, and ineffective in its satire when the audience isn't selected properly
>It wouldn't function on old Megido.doubt, but it's not like I was there.
>>57356>And I don't. Because why would I…?never said you had to, but don't expect me to just know it then.
>Marzipan. >>:(you don't get to act all ouchie hurt just because you're reasonably getting pushback for doing shit you know is deliberately offensive and extreme（¬ ࡇ¬）
it's 9pm and my dev environment is still broken after randomly imploding.
No.57363
>>57361Sucking and crying.
No.57366
>>57362>you don't get to act all ouchie hurt just because you're reasonably getting pushback for doing shit you know is deliberately offensive and extreme（¬ ࡇ¬）Yes, I do. You're my new friend.
No.57367
Oh my muscles are all weirdly sore. I did not sleep well at all…
No.57369
>>57368NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
No.57370
>>57369It wasn't a commentary or anything, simply more effective that resaving in paint
No.57371
my head hurts now and I nuked a ton of shit trying to fix it, no improvement. ughhh
No.57372
>>57371Programmer blues?
No.57373
Vriska is out there somewhere.
No.57374
>>57372I wish it was actually a programming issue, but it's really just troubleshooting instructions/setup stuff that other people made. I'm most frustrated because my whole reason for persisting at this after hours was so I could finish up the task I was working on and have it done for tomorrow. but this is probably an issue that one of the other devs can help me sort out quickly. so all of this was just a waste of time and sanity meter because I'm going to come in and they'll probably just fix it for me in under 30 minutes
a couple days ago my manager said I've been doing great and they don't have any real feedback for me so I'm "fine" but every time they message me to ask how something's going and I don't have it done yet, I feel a bit of pressure
sorry for rant
No.57375
>>57374>sorry for rantThat's all we do here.
No.57376
EEEEEeeeeeeeeee
No.57379
>>57378>>57378She can't just say that.
No.57381
experts are calling it "the worst wednesday ever"
No.57382
>>57381For once, I believe them.
No.57383
>12/18/2024
>Still no :coolidea:
No.57388
haha wwhat could cool idea wwould peach bloww out her ass
No.57389
>>57385No demands for winter break
The more you ask the more I'm inclined to make it some other shit
No.57390
>>57389>No demands for winter breakWhat are you, 14 again?
>The more you ask the more I'm inclined to make it some other shitSo petty… But at least you admitted it. I'll stop but only if you pinky promise to comply after.
No.57391
>>57390>What are you, 14 againOnly for you, Asuka
No.57392
>>57391>Only for you, Asuka Don't make it weird…
No.57393
>>57392Do you think Shinji wiped his hand on her bedsheets?
No.57394
>>57393I think he wiped it on his face because he cares about the health of his face's skin.
No.57399
>>57398I can't send Tatsuya DMs but how about a Descent parody?
No.57402
Ai was actually gigabased and either the localization ruined it or everyone got filtered by twitter libtards that didn't even play it.
No.57403
>>57402It's still in my 'log…
I thought it was the sequel that had the viral WOKE GONE MAD tweets though
No.57404
>>57402I own the first one, haven't gotten around to it yet
No.57405
>>57394If that were true chronic masturbators would have smooth, silky hands
I mean, I do, but that's different
No.57409
>>57406I should go back and mine wario ware for ideas at some point. And meteos. I like the eclectic mix of confident aesthetics both play with.
No.57410
>>57408"Hikari leaks poop"
No.57411
Like
They're fucking
She wouldn't be worried unless they were fucking 'cus he would have no way to tell if she's tight or loose
No.57412
>>57411I was attempting to sidestep that conclusion
No.57413
The Xenoblade series is primarily about how romantic heterosexual relationships (with sex) kick ass
No.57414
>>57409I love warioware
my personal opinion (shared by a fair number) is that the artist fell off in the newer installments though. too uniform and round, I really think it's a huge downgrade
No.57416
>>57414I haven't played one since Touch, so I must agree. Maybe they're hewing closer to the Rhythm Tengoku style guide.
I'm realizing the plaid from the front page of megidochan is probably unconsciously inspired by the title screen…
No.57418
>>57416>Rhythm Tengoku style guideI think it's just the artist's shift in style that's been reflected across both series だろ
(also a huge rhythm tengoku fan btw)
>the front page of megidochanuh, speaking of… is it suddenly broken for anyone else?
which title screen btw?
No.57419
>>57418GBA
I rebuilt a board and it went back to the basic index.html since I never updated the template
No.57420
>>57419FFFUUUUUUU-, nice! I forgot about the subtle plaid wallpaper lol
out of all the games in the two series I'm pretty sure I've replayed rhythm tengoku (GBA) the most, probably like 6 or 7 full times at this point…
homepage is looking good now. somebody pointed out a bug on marzichan today (prev and next buttons on index are broken) that I still have to fix
but I gotta call it a day for my brain's sake
No.57422
>>57362>you don't get to act all ouchie hurt just because you're reasonably getting pushback for doing shit you know is deliberately offensive and extremeThis sentiment applies better to troons ↑
No.57423
I finally added the holiday appropriate noises and random tags plugin. HSG shouldn't scream and make strange groans like during Halloween, but there may be a few intermittent noises
>>57413First lucky!
But the chance is fairly high since the timeframe is limited
No.57426
>>57425Right lacks the stockings, though.
Actually, I'd bet interested to see your take on a meggy dokkan homestuck fantroll/kid
No.57427
>>57398MEMBA' DA' SEWER THING? MEMBA' "STRAIGHT OUT" JOKES.
>>57399Too obscure.
No.57428
>>57406Not Jenny, wouldn't.
No.57429
>>57405You have to spread in and let it seap in.
No.57432
>>57413So glad that we get that instead of the stuff in Xenogear… Soooo cool…
No.57434
Had a nice daydream (night) where I got married to a Mormon girl and we never finished the puppy love phase of our relationship and constantly Eskimo kissed and had twelve (12) kids.
Unfortunately, I couldn't go to sleep.
No.57438
>>57437Here's
GREEN, I guess.
No.57440
>“I’ve had Crescent County, and this world, living in my head since 2017. I need to make it. If I don’t make it I will start peeling off wallpaper with my teeth.” says Anna Hollinrake, founder and Creative Director. “We’re obsessed with building crunchy motorbroom gameplay with moreish home decoration and broom upgrade systems, whilst sticking a big vulnerable heart in the middle of it. We call it cozy-with-bite: making this beautiful, wholesome world people want to live in, and still have a tonne of fun, with challenge you can opt in to. Plus we want romance in there, but like, the messy kind.”
>On the worldbuilding in Crescent County, Anna comments “I think genre mashups are where all the interesting stuff is. It’s sci fi and fantasy remixed to make souped-up motorbike brooms, and bathed in vibey lofi and alt-rock, playing out of your chunky 00s flip phone. It’s roller derby, scrappy, do-it-yourself zine subculture. It’s Ghibli but with considerably more crop tops and chokers. Getting to have The Beths soundtrack our announcement trailer was an absolute dream.”
No.57441
>>57440This is the type of person who believes in "spider girls".
No.57450
>>57437>>57438incredibly MOTHER coded
No.57451
>>57449Claude sonnet is pretty humorless
homosexual though. In a different way than Zero CHA Lovecraft, however.
No.57452
John.
Would you like me to put you to sleep?
No.57454
>>57453That isn’t displaying properly.
No.57455
>>57451I just use ChatGPT for daily question asking, I haven't used Claude or other competitors although I spent a while trying local models. I hate Anthropic even more than OpenAI because their focus on "alignment" is about making everything superficially sanitised and corporate, even if the actual use of the technology is blatantly anti-human, so I'm hardly surprised to hear you report Claude is humourless. They initially presented themselves as morally righteous researchers only to do the exact same thing ClosedAI did, release a model and sell out (to Amazon instead of Microsoft).
No.57456
>>57425eh, I guess I can understand how someone might like the new design. but I think it's really a shame how all the characters were reproportioned in the same way; to me it feels sterile compared to all the variety in the old designs
No.57457
>>57449But he wrote Makin's favorite story!
No.57459
cornstarching your pants at home review: it works!
>>57458oh hey, I started la mulana this year too! set it down a couple months ago and still haven't picked it back up yet, pretty brutal game
No.57461
>>57459Me too. I heard it's practically impossible to complete the game without cheating, I think I'm about half way through and have no clue how to progress. It was good fun exploring such a mysterious game while it lasted but I probably won't go back to it because I won't remember anything by now.
No.57462
>>57459>>57461You need an actual notepad of clues if you're doing it legitmately. I have completed the remake, but I had watched a good portion of cybershell's playthrough decades ago
No.57463
>>57462>>57461I've made it pretty far(??) with just one accidental early spoiler and taking screenshots of the hints when the laptop runs out of memory. Basically every time I see someone say something in La Mulana is "impossible", someone else appears and says they did it. We'll see…
No.57464
Everyone recognizes 'Guidance Gate' at least, right?
That'd be a good spoof theme, if I used the MSX grafix it won't even be hard to make Lameza into Aradia
No.57465
>>57461I can really respect its commitment to such a polarizing design style, though. the thing is, all the reviews hint at a sort of mind-blowing moment where some sort of grand puzzle/mechanical change is revealed, and I'm pretty positive I didn't make it that far yet, so it really makes me want to come back and push through… after like 3 days of wandering around and feeling "stuck" I just needed a break though. maybe I should try and consult one of those hint-
Biznasty guides just to get unstuck, idk
>>57462>You need an actual notepad of clues if you're doing it legitmatelyI read this before starting, and I do have a pad of a bunch of notes. that certainly doesn't make things "easy" though lol. I remember reading a review that said to write down EVERY tablet inscription you find and only cross it off when you had figured out what it was referring to/"solved" it. I thought that sounded kind of overkill, so I didn't do that, but the game really does place key information in totally disconnected places. and even once you get the
inscription-saving software and its upgrade, you can only store like 20 inscriptions at once, which feels almost useless at the scale the game's puzzles operate on No.57466
>>57460One of the more novel 1st stratum bosses, since it's usually just GIANT ANIMOOL
No.57468
>>57445A blight upon humanity. Preventing God from touching anyone else.
No.57469
>>57449Zero Fun Lovecraft.
>>57457"Actually, a lack of media literacy is GOOD sometimes because uh…. COOL THING!"
No.57470
>>57450I hope this is sarcastic or otherwise you're going straight to Hell.
No.57471
>>57467Nanc4 is quite literally the Chosen. Synchronicity is at an all time high.
:atfield: This'll do, I guess. 
No.57472
*clicks*
Oh yeah, thats going to Hell
No.57473
>Stupid retard cat tries to go out during night>Other cat comes in which makes other cat scream>Haha no sleep>Wake up>Cat puke twice>Stands on top of you>MEOW MEOW>Stupid idiot comes back from vet>Grumpy baby about not being let out still and scratches and screams at the catdoorKILL ME.
No.57474
>>57440…
It doesn't look anything like any of that.
No.57476
I'm going to brush my life and try to go back to bed. I can't imagine how terribly my life would be if I actually had responsibilities and I had to live around these DERSITES and their retardation.
No.57478
>>57474"Yes, it does, chud."
No.57480
>>57476*terrible
I'M GOING TO GO BALLISTIC.
>>57479Cats, but not just cats.
No.57481
>>57470sorry for not knowing dr. slump I guess. send me to hell
No.57482
>>57481Quite frankly you deserve it. Not knowing Dr. Slump is one thing. Calling it Earthbound is another.
No.57483
My balls hurt.
No.57484
>>57482They called it MOTHER
It's more of a MOTHER (1) flavor
No.57486
>>57484Shut the fuck up, I'm tired as fuck, I meant MOTHER as did they. And they should still burn for all eternity.
Now time to have night terrors because I'm taking insomnia medicine.
No.57487
>>57482I didn't say earthbound, I said MOTHER because it's rather reminiscent of it, particularly some of its marketing material. you're doing that "I HATE THING BECAUSE IT IS POPULAR AND PEOPLE I THINK ARE ANNOYING LIKE IT" thing again :^p
you're just grumpy because you spent all night dealing with your cat and
>My balls hurt.>>57484this one gets it
No.57488
>>57487> I said MOTHER because it's rather reminiscent of it, particularly some of its marketing material. you're doing that "I HATE THING BECAUSE IT IS POPULAR AND PEOPLE I THINK ARE ANNOYING LIKE IT" thing again No, I'm not. Weird Japanese things are weird Japanese things. We can say this is a specific subgenre but I'd hate to get into the specifics because fuck you. The goon must connect all COOL JAPAN to the one Japanese thing they're legally allowed to like.
>>My balls hurt.No proof I said that.
No.57489
>>57486>Now time to have night terrors because I'm taking insomnia medicineWell I'll be dressing my pawn in more Christmasy gear
No.57490
>>57488>The goon must connect all COOL JAPAN to the one Japanese thing they're legally allowed to like.you're doing it again… you're too blinded by rage at a strawman to admit when something is true (because it sounds like something that could be said by someone you don't like)
given that I can actually read japanese and have played all the MOTHER games in japanese, I think I'm well past the "COOL JAPAN" poser stage you think I'm falling into
No.57493
the character designs/outfits just kinda echo some of the stuff in MOTHER 1 too
No.57494
MOTHER IS ECHOING DR SLUMP
No.57496
>>57494well, I suppose you're right. they are children of the same stuffs
isn't the dr slump ps1 game pretty?
No.57497
Would anyone here be interested in a fully-touched, fleshed-out version of my Andrew Hu¢¢ie iceberg? I think I have enough info for a 1.0, but I'm not going to do it if nobody cares.
No.57498
>>57497Mildly, too gauge how "deep" I went
No.57501
>>57500Picking between Switch and Steam is tough
No.57503
>>57502they made him read 'lonials
No.57505
>>57504*Inhales*
INAAUUUUUUUUTHENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCC
No.57510
>>57509Ah, half figured
On steam you'll have to be content with fighting game ryona though
No.57511
>>57498>>57499trying to deal with the awful kerning issues in Windows 7 MS Paint is not something i'm going to deal with, and i can't do it natively because i'm on Mint, so fuck this for now
No.57512
>>57511GNU Image Manipulation Program is cross-platfom, free and open source with a rich array of features and tools.
No.57514
>>57512that can't create clear, readable text in a large-res image
No.57516
>>57515I forgot this image was selected LMAO
I made it and thought it wasn't funny enough to post so I didn't
No.57517
>>57516>>57515The bar is low 'round here, so I appreciate it
No.57519
After I’m done eating a snack, I’m going to post a text version of the tier list and submit it for critique/suggestions so that I will at least have made some progress. I’m going to try to trim it down to 6 tiers instead of having 3 seriously overstuffed tiers at the high center and I’m also going to start this final version by cutting out all the editorials and culture stuff and just focus mainly on stuff Andrew has actually written/drawn
No.57522
>>57518Gimp's text antialiasing is really fucking garbage.
No.57524
>>57523Suspected Indian. Of course he's stick with his BRICs buddies
No.57526
>>57525Are they mounted over a fireplace? Hardcore…
No.57532
>>57529There's no evidence ZHP is indian, he claims to be White and I've never heard anyone make that accusation before. The milady
DERSITE was indian yeah.
Why are you asking a loaded question? I don't think it's true. If anything it's full of kikes.
No.57535
>>57534Tier 3:
Fat Vriska Formspring gag
Blood Spade
MSPA Newsposts
Media interviews
Gangbunch Fora misadventures
Book defacements
JOKEYy's Brew-Ha-Ha
MSPA unlockables
Wizardy Herbert
Higher Technology incident
Vigil Prince
Cool Dude And Stoner Lou
3D Hiveswap builds
The Blog Of Dave Strider
Youtube
Jandrew Edits
Coma Bear
Problem Sleuth game mockups
Rocketsurgery.com, pvponline.com, and Dinosaur Comics guest strips
First drawing of the beta kids
Troubled Cosmos
PopKMBs
AIDS prequel comic
Science FAQ
Art reviews
Art tutorials
Penny Arcade forum
SomethingAwful forum
Scrapped beta kid designs
Cancelled Midnight Crew walkaround
dicsord posts
Tier 4:
Cawmix
Original S_O art
Andrew's music
Monkey ball punch gag
Other Gangbunch Fora stuff
TSO Articles page
Fuck S_O
The White Boy Rap-Off
Gun
Coffee
Santa
Firman
Apple
Chick tract parody
DMAC Attack
fuckyouandrew.png
Jews Your Own Adventure
Deterministic Finite-State Automaton
Horse Qwantz
Metast
Small Toons
Pugwar
Long hair
Totally T
2006 Scribblette dump
Hooray For Church beta
Mizzlebip lore dump
Garfield Without X
xmasjoys.png
Idea jam
Hu¢¢ie's mails to the HS dicsord
The actual conversations early Pesterlogs were
Biznasty on
Early Vriska design
Unused Problem Sleuth techniques
No.57537
>>57536… There's a secret 15tb stash, maybe
Or hush money
No.57539
>>57538There was supposed to be a Midnight Crew walkaround but they cancelled it. The assets still exist.
No.57541
>>57540They should be on a blog post somewhere, but if you want the actual location, you’re going to have to suffer through Cal’s Calzones’ iceberg video where he talks about it, although there is a timestamp in the pinned comment
No.57544
>>57534>>57535Guess I'm level 2~3, since I don't follow him that obsessively.
His comics can fun (especially the ones that benefit from brevity) but the blogposts and formsprings answers I have read leave a distinct impression of pettiness
No.57545
>>57543Does the emulator let you scan QRs? I'd dig out my 3DS guild card…
No.57546
>>57545It does let you pass in an image as the camera feed which works. I'm not sure what the feature even does, but sure I'll do it if you want.
No.57547
I’m sleepy…
No.57554
>>57553?!?!
I find this little coincidence way too amusing. guess MEX better rename it to :gurn: now
No.57558
goliath awakened
No.57560
>>575590200 hours - Recon units near the "bedroom" area reported signs of movement.
0239 hours - The goliath was seen returning from the "kitchen" area with what seemed like a "cup of coffee", field operative 47 will remain on watch and report any and all future movements, over and out.
No.57561
fuck I was FO41 not FO47, sorry
No.57563
>22 posts, no ban
WE’RE DOING GOOD LADS
No.57567
>>57564I’d like to think they know that continuing to wipe out legal on-topic threads is going to catch up with them, but we both know that’s not true. The website has gotten too big for its britches and it’s either the mods or the users at this point, so obviously both groups are just going to go guns blazing until one of them taps out.
No.57568
>>57562Shrooms never make me do this…
No.57569
>>57555Ded, or anonymized
The bitterbaby arc starts here
No.57572
>>57571Bowser is a victim of the internet
No.57573
>>57571He's got an adoring (un
DIAPd) son
No.57576
>>57575evropa always looks so clean
:chudcry:
No.57577
>>57576will be even cleaner once trans genocide is complete
No.57578
>>57577While their rooms are notoriously messy, I thought
smol baby twans were considerate and faltering in the public sphere (if not on the high testosterone low inhibition ITS MAAM end)
No.57580
>>55178idk if MEX is around but - I encountered this same blurriness issue on marzichan today, and the more I try to examine it the more confused I am. it's not related to the 98% max-width at all, which it seems is actually an important setting on stock vichan to make sure images still have a right-hand margin even if they want to expand all the way to the right-hand browser edge. for some reason, this doesn't seem to ever happen on megidochan, even with the max-width set to 100% (maybe you've made changes that prevent this in other ways?)
but anyway, the really bizarre thing is that this blurrines happens even with relatively small images when first looking at them, but after what seems like an arbitrary amount of time (combined with expanding and shrinking the image by clicking it several times), it "snaps" into focus and looks sharp as intended. is this some kind of subpixel alignment fuckery with the browser's renderer? it's not fixed on megidochan either (at least with STUCK), I just saw it happen with the image in this post:
>>57574 and was able to reproduce it like 8 times before it stopped happening
this is the marzichan post where I noticed it:
https://marzichan.org/plaza/thread/263.html#270the image has pixel dithering and single pixel lines in some portions (the rim of the coffee mug is an easy place to spot it). earlier today I reproduced this like a dozen times by refreshing the page and looking at it while clicking it over and over, but eventually it stopped happening and now it's always sharp-looking. is caching involved somehow?? I feel like I'm going insane, this has made me doubt my eyes a couple times
please take a look, if only to validate my fixation by showing that other people see this too
No.57581
>>57579is that aftermarket eva branding
GPU prices to high otakus are ricing them like cars
No.57582
>>57580"I don't see anything. You're crazy"
I am browsing at 80% zoom though, so maybe that's making stuff crisper when it wouldn't be. Let me check.
No.57585
>>57582ok I think I figured out the cause, it seems really likely it's subpixel alignment issues with the browser renderer. whether or not it happens seems dependent on window size/position.
I opened the post in a new private window and then shrunk the window slightly horizontally, and it gets all fucked and fuzzy looking (pic 1)
compare this to the nice and sharp one open in a different window (pic 2)
I'm able to watch the image rapidly flip between blurry and sharp by slowly expanding my browser window to the right
No.57586
>>57585>I'm able to watch the image rapidly flip between blurry and sharp by slowly expanding my browser window to the right…and now suddenly, after changing my window arrangement slightly, this isn't happening anymore. wew
well, I'm convinced it's not anything wrong with the site layout/css, so it's w/e. perhaps some quirk of firefox interacting with sway/wayland on my system
No.57587
>>57583Mario becomes a doctor in an effort to "reform from within"
Luigi shoots executives
No.57588
>>57586>well, I'm convinced it's not anything wrong with the site layout/cssYeah, don't sweat it, that's what I like to hear!
No.57592
>>57590Is "YWNBAH" worth 900s?
Maybe not.
No.57593
Hu¢¢ie 2? Super Hu¢¢ie? Hu¢¢ie U?
No.57594
So is it really just "Switch 2"
No.57595
>>57594More like Sub 2 in your case.
No.57599
>>57597Kanaya, has Vriska been putting you to sleep a little too often again?
No.57601
>>57600>Few details disclosed>Sudden>UnexpectedYeah I'm thinkin' deathfat
No.57605
>>57604I want image uploads back
Even if they were fake and could only see file names last time.
No.57607
>>57604one day mario woke up
No.57608
>>57607Hmm, ai directed (not drawn) adventure
No.57609
Is Araneafag around? I wish I could get a hug right now…
No.57611
>>57609other people can hug too, you know
No.57617
>>57612>>57616Looking forward to this one, but I already chuckled at it
No.57620
>>57619Hoist by the vriska wink filter
No.57621
>>57585I can't even see any difference between these screenshots. I must have dull eyes.
No.57627
>>57626Sorry, anon, it’s unfortunately out of my hands…
No.57629
test post from Win7
No.57633
>>57631what are you planning on using win7 for?
No.57634
>>57633hosting child porn (unanonymously)
No.57635
>>57633authentic reproduction of the Homestuck drawing environment, including period-appropriate tablet, for creating OC and ideally a full MSPA in the future (i will not make it on
homosexual-ass MSPFA)
unfortunately, trying to boot my last Windows 7 iso resulted in the same problem as when i used it on a $150 ebay computer - installed normally but with no drivers, so it looked fine but sound, internet, etc didn't work. currently downloading Ultimate with the first service pack from IA and that should work better
No.57636
>>57635also there's currently someone selling a brand-new Wacom Intuos 3 on ebay, which is the one Andy used from Jailbreak up to mid-2011, but i can't buy it, FUARK
No.57638
>>57635…I see. that's pretty obsessive. do you think all of that will actually come through in the work, or do you just like the idea of working in the same environment?
>>57637>[NSW] Mario & Luigi: Brothership – 14,893 / 126,143 is it good? superstar saga is an all time favorite of mine and I played up through dream team which I dropped midway out of lack of interest
No.57639
>>57638I haven't played it yet but those figures are pretty terrible for a brand new Mario RPG on Switch I think
No.57640
>>57635>I'm gonna do [THING]>here is me doing basically everything other than the [THING]reminds me of those people that go to the gym, waste other people's time by chit chatting endlessly, then "workout" for 15 minutes before deciding they got bored and leave
No.57641
>>57639iirc it received a really negative IGN review just before launch, which put it off to a pretty rough start
No.57642
>>57639It did drop the lovely spritework for uggo 3d
No.57643
>>57638>do you think all of that will actually come through in the work, or do you just like the idea of working in the same environment?authenticity and my enjoyment are connected. obviously i can work with any drawing software but using CS2 (not CS3, sadge??) on the actual operating system makes it extra special just to draw, and i wouldn't attempt to make an MSPA without doing this because being inauthentic is how you get shit like Vast Error and HOMESTUCK WITH CHUNGUS NAE NAE or whatever gay shit is popping off on Fage Adventures these days. or, specifically, it's how you get an even WORSE version of those things!
>reminds me of those people that go to the gym, waste other people's time by chit chatting endlessly, then "workout" for 15 minutes before deciding they got bored and leavecongratulations on making a quip that no one on this image board - nay, no one on the entire PLANET - has EVER heard before. thank you, Marcus Parks
No.57645
>>57642I like the gwafix…
No.57648
>>57646Mario will be jumping real.
No.57649
>>57643>being inauthentic is how you get shit like Vast Error and HOMESTUCK WITH CHUNGUS NAE NAE or whatever gay shit is popping off on Fage Adventures these daysrespectfully, I disagree. I'm not familiar with vast error, but I looked it up upon you mentioning it, and the art (at least for the cover and first few pages) looks fine.
it's possible you just value different things than I do, but the idea that a work's value or authenticity comes primarily from imitating the source work in superficial ways ("I drew it on the same operating system and the same software" even though the comic's distinctive visual traits can easily be achieved on any well-featured art software) is just silly. it's fine to indulge those obsessive details for your own enjoyment, but acting like it's at all related to capturing what's important about the work is misguided, like insisting on using the same stock of paper as your favorite artist while ignoring aspects like composition, perspective, style - everything that's happening inside the artist's head.
>>57646I personally wasn't really a fan of the new sprite style in dream team; I really liked the outlined style of the originals.
No.57651
>>57649what you're saying about authenticity is obviously accurate and i'm not gonna check you on it, so i guess we'll just have to see if i have that magic gene that allows me to Homestuck good, won't we??
No.57653
>>57635YWNBAH.
>>57640 is kinda right but I'd like to see you succeed anyway. Simply start drawslaving for us and let us choose what happens to the characters and you have to be friendly and carry out our wishes.
No.57654
>>57652bunfailure rejected
No.57655
>>57653truly what an invitation, me personally I'd definitely be interested in "drawslaving" for someone specifically after being told something like this
No.57656
>>57655People do (or did) care about seeing their wacky contributions being built into the story until enough personality cult is established
No.57657
>>57643>Vast ErrorI read some of that as the only MPSFA I ever tried but dropped it, honestly not sure why. From what I remember I didn't care for the characters and the writing was a mediocre imitation of Hu¢¢ie's style. Do you have more specific thoughts as to why it's bad? Are there *any* good MSPFAs, or are they all bad if this high effort most popular of all time one is barely mediocre.
No.57658
>>57656no force nor motivation on this earth would ever be capable of making me spend an x amount of hours of my life on a project after I'm treated like a servant slave etc for it
No.57659
>>57655It's part of the authentic Hu¢¢ie creative evolution so you have to do that. Also I thought you would be aware that drawslave is a mostly affectionate term.
No.57660
>>57658That's just some local color, I think
'Drawfriend' feels a bit too cozy for the environs… but we needn't imply that you are explicitly homosexual either. 'Drawslave' pokes fun at the relationship of artist and user suggestion
DEMANDERTake the light rib, won't you? No need to follow Hu¢¢ie's footsteps in EVERY respect.
No.57662
>>57661Oh, you. I don't expect anything out of you either way.
No.57663
>>57662good, I wouldn't do jackshit for you either way
No.57664
>>57663Nor would I ever deign to request
No.57665
>>57663don't be so sour, nonnie.
this post
>>57660 is an accurate description of the dynamic. nobody thinks they're entitled to your art
No.57666
>>57665entitlement wasn't the implication but I don't really feel like having this conversation atm
No.57667
>>57665Anon boards being what they are, it seems the reply chain got confused somewhere… The one with the chip on his shoulder is a different person than the original Hu¢¢ie obsessive MSPAF aspirant (respect).
MoM, please, open your eyes and drain your groupie's balls already!
OOnegai dakara!
No.57668
>>57667chip on my shoulder yeah, I get why a group of people doing fuck all with all their free time can't really comprehend the idea of how valuable time really is, it's just so much easier for any one of you to be "laid back and so uncaring and chill" when you don't pour your heart time nor effort into anything anyways.
Not like you respect your own limited time on earth, why would you demand others respect it? how would you understand the concept of respecting the time of others?
No.57669
>>57667>MoM, please, open your eyes and drain your groupie's balls already!you think MoM would be buddies with this person? I think they would be a lot harsher than we are right now lol
>>57668anon, I really don't get where this is coming from… I respect your time and I get how valuable it is, I have lots of projects that I wish I had more time to pour into. nobody has criticized anything that you've worked on - after all, you haven't shared anything we could criticize to begin with. all someone did was make a tongue-in-cheek comment about the idea of you drawing something for us, playing off the usual drawfriend dynamic on imageboards. and that dynamic is typically one of anons being super grateful towards someone talented spending time to entertain them
nobody here is out to disrespect you
No.57670
got Windows 7 running at my native refresh rate using FreeRDP thanks to a nice tutorial i found. it's not perfect and i do see a little chugging sometimes, but VMM actually allowed me to get drivers and shit going with virtio, unlike Qemu and VB, so it actually works full-featured! probably going to open HSG on Basilisk for the lols
No.57671
>>57669I'm not the initial anon with the idea of drawing homestuck, which I tried to emphasize by saying "me personally" in my initial post. The point I was making is that it's easier to be laid back and fuck around about the weight of someone else's project because you're not the one sitting down for hours doing it. No need to get all deep about it. And naturally I don't feel personally disrespected, like I said I just personally wouldn'tve tolerated these kinds of comments.
No.57672
>>57668Is this a line you prepared for your manic depressive frenemy?
I'm not quite there yet, but I strive to one day devote myself wholeheartedly to purely frivolous pursuits.
>>57669>nobody here is out to disrespect youVery kind.
"This might be inaccurate, however."
No.57673
>>57672What a delusional reply so effectively deflecting the point made too
No.57675
>>57673The point being that HSG is too flippant? That's built in, find a hustler dicsord about flipping houses and lifemaxxing if your TIME IS MONEY
No.57677
>>57676hey, I resent that characerization :(
No.57678
>>57676except for MEX, I have some respect for him
No.57679
>>57676最低だ、俺って
And yet… I…
I still cherish the company of HSG
No.57680
>>57678Well, I do let you fight it out…
No.57681
Mostly
No.57682
>>57680nothing to do with that, you just seem far more reasonable and civilized compared to the next of your kin, and I personally respect the effort that goes into the website with the themes and everything else
No.57683
>>57682what makes you think nobody else here puts work into stuff in their freetime? I'm also here "voice-of-reason"ing daily, at least according to REASON
No.57684
>>57682I feel like various posters are quietly IDEA GUYS (or even working on stuff)
So it would be great to nurture them all…
I need a :howlovely: sticker here
No.57685
>>57683because it reeks of "I'm a zoomer who takes nothing serious and I try treating other people as if there's also nothing serious for them" every time I come in here. Combine with the retarded levels of self-absorption, endless immaturity, throwing stones in a glass house, inability to participate in a civil conversation with someone you disagree with (without shitting your pants and crying and pissing etc).
I'd honestly presume the large majority of the userbase are NEETs, don't socialize much in person (if at all), don't have responsibilities nor any hobbies/aspirations that they take seriously and want to get better at doing (out of a fear of failure/rejection), and probably avoid anything that doesn't fit into their personal views of the world.
No.57686
>>57685well, I can't speak for everyone else, and I'm certainly frustrated with them myself at times. but I don't think any of that describes me very well, so it'd nice if you directed your attacks more instead of lumping in the people who fight against the things you talk about
No.57688
Another GoyimTV classic.
No.57690
>>57687>>57688"This is how we win"
No.57692
>>57691I begin to see the Hananian disdain for "coarse anti-semitism" (see also, modern Sinfest)… But I like playing around with it too much to wholly condemn.
No.57695
>>57603No, this is peak zoomer sad bad dad fiction.
No.57696
>>57550"Go out of business."
No.57697
>>57534>>57535You didn't tier these properly. And you're forgetting the most infamous deepdive of them all.
No.57698
>>57697>the most infamous deepdive of them alldont hold out
No.57702
HASHIRE SORI YO
KAZE NO YOU NI
TSUKIMIHARA WO
PADORU PADORU
8/12
No.57703
>>57700Formspring, tier 2
Unless "SUBVERSION" deserves its own entry
No.57706
>>57703>Unless "SUBVERSION" deserves its own entryNobody but me specifically cares about this exact instance even though it's arguably the very first. It's always "MUH LANDQUESTS" or "MUHDERSTUCK"
No.57707
>>576263 Klonopins.
>>57640>>57661>>57668>>57676>>57682>>57685>>57689Mr. Dr. "DON'T YOU DARE ASSUME ANYTHING ABOUT ME, THAT'S PROJECTION" Authenticity being a condescending ass again.
No.57708
>>57579We got the reference, idiot.
No.57709
>>57596It's horror because it's dykeshit.
No.57713
>>57612>Using poisoning the wells unironicallyHnrgnghhhhufuuuuufffffffffffffffm…
>>57616Now this is juat lazy. What if Nanc4 was making all of these
>>57674Randy Pitchford's magical, wild with teenage girls.
No.57714
>>57712There are at least three Araneafags here.
No.57715
I think I just heard a guy wwalk by and say "Fast DERSITES."
No.57716
>>57715the most dangerous kind
No.57717
>>57716It's very deep and layered, in meaning.
No.57720
>>57719WHOSE SHIT IS IN THAT BOX
No.57728
>>57727Prinnies, dood!
No.57729
>>57727He HATES The Curse of Kubel.
No.57730
>>57729I wish, that'd be much less complicated
No.57731
>>57730You have a
優しい人 relationship with your
優しい人 game.
No.57732
>>57731"Love in spite of flaws" doesn't necessitate
優しい人oldry every time…
No.57734
>>57722Sleep.
He ALWAYS needs sleep.
No.57735
>>57707>Mr. Dr. "DON'T YOU DARE ASSUME ANYTHING ABOUT ME, THAT'S PROJECTION" yeah? my bad for not sucking up to your dense
homosexual ass acting like you know me from birth when you didn't even take the time to ask three seperate questions you moron
No.57736
Glad to know you started abusing benzos as well, enjoy the downhill hyperjump before you inevitably find yourself permanently on methadone. Legit unsalvageable trainwreck.
No.57738
>>57733Who's that Pokemon?
No.57739
>>57735Oh, hush.
>>57736It's not abusing them. They're for sleep. Don't be silly.
No.57740
Silly :turkey:
No.57741
RPG Codex has a turkey sticker, right?
No.57742
>>57739Promise you're gonna be OKAY?
No.57745
>>57744missing faces on the 4, it's over
No.57746
>>57738CSS filters actually let you force images to display as silhouettes, so I'm mulling a few ideas for a theme that does so.
"Who's that Pokemon" is an option. There's also those levels in DKC Returns, and, what I'm probably going with, the shadow play girls from Utena.
No.57749
>>57748Kek is that their own comment?
No.57752
>>57707That's not me.
>3 Klonopins.Gives you brain damage (memory loss especially) and not at all worth it just for sleep, but you probably know that.
No.57753
>>57752Are there any drugs that aren’t poison designed by normalfats to slowly kill themselves?
No.57756
>>57753learn basic physiology before you try sounding like a smartass
No.57757
>>57707is kitty doing okay?
No.57758
>>57756>BRO LE CHEMISTRY>YOU MUST LEARN THE GLYPHS AND THE ANCIENT TONGUE BEFORE YOU CAN DISCUSS THE SACRED PHETAMINEIt’s either neurotoxin or it isn’t.
No.57759
>>57748Important to remember also that coldhealing performs as a "blade" "fan".
>>57753Yeah aspirin and paracetamol are epic when trying to ignore the pain of being alive and they have no side effects *liver fails*.
No.57760
>>57758I refuse to entice your retarded views, go be an attention whore on a primitivist incel forum instead or perhaps reach out to your failure of parents and see if they can fix your childhood in the post
No.57762
>>57706>MUHDERSTUCKMOTHERstuck
No.57763
>>57733Hinamizawa Bus Stop did this, it made sense for the characters to feel separate because they had notable differences compared to canon, but I still felt the absence of facial expressions. In your case the art is too high quality to pass up IMO.
No.57764
>>57763>Hinamizawa Bus Stop did this,Ah right, the classic "the dam project fine" Mion.
Nice reasoning, though, mahit0's portraits are so nice, and I'm more confident in theft with an accessory. It's just gonna be freeware anyway
Will probably end up using anonymized gradients for some mob characters
No.57768
>>57757He snuck out when SOMEONE ELSE was opening a window. So no, he's in big trouble.
He has a real loose scab so his wound is going to reopen again.
No.57770
>>57761Smoke in public, call things gay and retarded, and don't go to therapy, got it.
No.57771
I have no idea what this is. It could be a scam account that stole something or another over the years of me being naive and reckless on the Internet or it could be a cool account for some specific reason. All in all, I'm not sure what to do. It's all very
to me.
No.57772
I checked my YouTube Music thing and it looked identical to what it said last year. I wonder if it's not getting new information or if it still somehow applies and these adjectives are more or less just synonyms.
I swear I haven't been listening to that much Steely Dan this year so I think this very bare bones feature is just BORKEN.
No.57773
OFF is getting a Steam release with new stuff. We did it, Frenchbwos.
No.57776
>>57766when I'm properly free, I can do it. I don't know how much good it will do on that particular drawing though lol
if I'm gonna expand that one I should probably give her horns too
>>57768that sucks :(
hope they stop being so difficult and heal up fast
>>57771what's the sender address? looks rather suspect
No.57778
>>57776>what's the sender address? looks rather suspectUh… Google?
No.57780
>>57778if you click around by the little gray chevron next to "me", you should be able to expand details and see the actual address that the email was sent from
No.57781
>>57780I don't care to. I took it at face value which says a lot.
No.57782
>>57781prime target for jeet "antivirus" scams
No.57783
>>57782I am and I'm not afraid to admit it.
No.57784
>>57781I mean, if you check, you can see if it's a scam or not… then you don't have to be stressed about the account getting nuked :^p
No.57785
>>57784I have two copies of "is my attention being milked" and "am I autistic" that you can borrow
No.57787
>>57782It's going to be big business is 20 years when alphoomers who defer every technical ask to an LLM start earning money (or, cashing their UBI payments or whatever)
No.57788
>>57784I don't want to test. Shhh.
>>57785His attention is not being milked, shut up, you third party, you.
>>57787I should ask you instead…
No.57789
>>57785is the bar for "autism" really so low that being able to avoid a basic phishing attempt meets the criteria now?
>>57788>I don't want to test. Shhh. No.57790
>>57788Is it from no-reply@accounts.google.com
No.57791
>>57790>>57789>>I don't want to test. Shhh.The only winning move is not to play.
I'll be safe and protected in ignorance.
No.57792
>>57789the bar for autism is not thinking "this person is clearly exaggerating a simple situation in order to somewhat create a conversation and probably get some attention at it, perhaps I should play into it and give back some exaggerated responses or avoid it altogether"
No.57793
>>57792I have anxiety problems, Turkey. But, yeah, less serious replies would be more appreciate because I acknowledge this whole thing is serious.
No.57795
>>57793don't have comfort nor attention to spare atm, check back later see if I can be assed or if there's an opening in my schedule later on ^^
No.57798
>>57771I think I read about this somewhere years ago and then forgot. They better not have touched a single one of my 7 burner accounts.
No.57802
>>57800You forgot her Star of David necklace.
No.57805
>>57792>perhaps I should play into it and give back some exaggerated responses or avoid it altogetheralternatively: manzai. now stop being a dumb meanie
>>57800>>57796nice doodle!! did you lose your tablet, or did it break?
the uncolored coat version is nice too for its legibility
No.57806
>>57805>nice doodle!! did you lose your tablet, or did it break?i'm one of those people who gets called extremely talented a lot but is deeply troubled and keeps throwing out his entire life and trying to start over, which included my old tablet last time
(along with a ton of drawings from my tween and teenage years)
No.57807
unblock dischord
No.57812
>>57807>>57809>>57810>>57811i don't have a dicsord and never will
No.57813
>>57811he got the message
No.57814
>>57806aw, I'm sorry anon. the fact that you're able to recognize it is a great first step though! I hope you find your footing and can enjoy drawing again soon <3
No.57815
>>57812He HATES Christianity.
No.57817
>>57814thanks
i had an extremely bad self-destructive phase in my early twenties that i'm still recovering from, but once i put it together, we'll be bangin'
No.57819
>>57816I want to see a cat imitating the smoke alarm chirp
No.57822
Should have gotten these as gifts for oneesan.
KEEP IN MIND: These are the zodiacs most tied to astrology (meta-astrology as a satire of synchronicity. I'm tagging that as another Homestuck failed opportunity.)
No.57823
>>57821Looks autistic enough.
No.57827
>>57826what does the megidochan candle smell like?
No.57829
>>57828Should have just said "kidult."
No.57833
>>57832If this was a good site, you'd be able to post that as an .mp4 again.
No.57834
I hate Ghibli
No.57836
>>57827sweaty grimy unwashed balls with the added aroma of dried out semen, probably
No.57837
>>57834-300 WOMBPERSON REPUTATION
No.57838
>>57834Totoro makes me cry
No.57840
>>57838#metoo
Tears of the Boredom
No.57841
>>57840Not so, tears of yearning for beauteous nihon summer
No.57845
>>57830you got unblocked?
>>57834I don't hate ghibli, but my contrarian take is that
ghibli movies exemplify the "great, but takes no risks" archetype for me. it's possible I only feel this way because of the constant praise ghibli gets everywhere, but all the ghibli films I've seen feel incredibly sanded down; I'm never surprised or energized by a sudden narrative turn or stylistic twist, the art is always beautiful in the same very consistent, soft way. they are clearly lovingly made and their production quality is unassailable, and I DO enjoy watching them, but I don't think anyone would ever really be put off by the creative decisions in a ghibli movie. they're wide-audience movies, and I think that just kind of makes it less likely to really wow me. in this way I think their current reputation as a sort of universally loved millennial "comfort media" goes beyond just a stereotypemaybe I would feel differently if I had seen, say, spirited away with no contextual knowledge as a teen or adult. but I saw it as a young child and so even that one which is probably one of the more unpredictable "wild rides" feels unsurprising. disclaimer that there are also still many I have not seen yet No.57848
>>57847"They're just gay."
No.57850
Trying to find the archives of the 2chen threads for a truly deep dive but it's not happening today, I don't think.
I'll just do the FLIMSY ones to amuse myself.
Oh, fuck you too, then.
What if you didn't know what someone meant by normie Tok and it was forever immortalized on an archive site?
No.57851
>>57848You're gay if you don't like Terezi's farts.
No.57855
>>57853Those don't hide in the walls, though
No.57856
https://web.archive.org/web/20220713220033/2chen.moe/co/catalog2chen seems perfectly acessible outside of the last half of the last thread.
No.57858
>>57855You don't know Portugal.
No.57859
>>57856The tech expert…
No.57862
i still hear your vvoice wwhen you sleep next to me
i still feel your touch in my dream (in my dream)
forgivve me my wweakness but i dont knoww wwhy
wwithout you its hard to survvivve
cause evvery time wwe touch i get this feeling
and evvery time wwe kiss i swwear i can fly
cant you feel my heart beat fast i wwant this to last
need you by my side
cause evvery time wwe touch i feel the static
and evvery time wwe kiss i reach for the sky
cant you hear my heart beat so i cant let you go
i wwant you in my life
your arms are my castle your heart is my sky
they wwipe awway tears that i cry (that i cry)
the good and the bad times wwevve been through them all[/ca]
you make me rise wwhen i fall
cause evvery time wwe touch i get this feeling
and evvery time wwe kiss i swwear i can fly
cant you feel my heart beat fast i wwant this to last
need you by my side
cause evvery time wwe touch i feel the static
and evvery time wwe kiss i reach for the sky
cant you hear my heart beat so i cant let you go
wwant you in my life
cause evvery time wwe touch i get this feeling
and evvery time wwe kiss i swwear i can fly
cant you feel my heart beat fast i wwant this to last
need you by my side
I can't find that one Eri Gif…
No.57863
>>57862>the good and the bad times wwevve been through them all[/ca]AND I LOSE MY BADGE. I'M LOSING MY BALLS.
No.57865
>>57861Are you his homie?
No.57866
>>57863forced feminization
No.57867
I need another hug.
No.57868
>>57867Don't listen, it's a trap by Darth Nicholson.
No.57870
>>57856Can you check if NotebookLM works with those…?
No.57871
>>57866Still haven't forgiven Ben, t b h
No.57874
>>57870Giving me work already, I don't even want to be here.
No.57876
>>57872Anorexic Vriska. I guess this makes me Mindfang.
No.57878
I feel like this REASON and Notebook is going to be shit.
No.57879
>>57873"Le HSG final demise"
No.57883
>>57872>doing the >< eyes and hissingugh maybe that really is me
No.57885
>>57884Then why blame him?
No.57886
>>57880Is it a dakimakura cover?
Why is she just sort of standing there?
No.57888
>>57886Waiting for stray cummies.
No.57890
>>57885The attitude, obviously. Thinking he can speak to anything after sequestering in dicsord for so long.
But you're getting me wrong, if anything I'm glad the last admin finally fucked off… though he could've been more professional about it, obviously.
No.57891
>>57890>The attitude, obviously. Thinking he can speak to anything after sequestering in dicsord for so long.We're oomfies so watch your mouth.
No.57893
>>57891The fuck is your criteria for being a oomfie?
No.57894
I can't believe the "limited edition" The Residents bobblehead actually finally sold out.
I should have bought it when I had the chance…
Look, I'm learning how to use the computer! No.57896
>>57893Friend.
>>57895You going to shit and cry now, retard?
No.57897
>>57895The word is pretty old by now, but I wouldn't have to begin with.
No.57898
I started using it ironically and then it just stuck. Not the worst thing to latch onto you out of irony.
No.57899
>>57896>FriendDetails nyigga. Oomfie is basically a synonym for friend to begin with.
No.57900
>>57899>Oomfie is basically a synonym for friend to begin with.Yes, precisely.
No.57901
>>57900Okay, if you don't feel like answering I'll just make an assumption
Joined the WoS Rose group = Your oomfie
No.57902
>>57901You're de-oomfieing RoW now.
No.57903
looks like i'm gonna be up for a while longer tonight
i'm glad you guys liked my little Vriska mousedraw and maybe i'll do some more if i'm feeling funky
No.57905
>>57903>i'm glad you guys liked my little Vriska mousedraw and maybe i'll do some more if i'm feeling funkyTRUE and HONEST Aranea. Christian!Aranea, not LARP!Aranea.
No.57906
>>57905i do not understand why anyone would interpret Aranea as Christian
No.57908
>>57906She literally has an affinity for troll Jesus.
But you're right, I made her Sikh when I did my troll religious analysis.>>57907>It's the cancer necklace pro8a8ly, even though she said she's merely a "fan" of the Sufferer's tale.Which is Jewish-coded. :^)
No.57909
>>57907Chat, is this real?
No.57913
>>57912A character that Andy Jr.
DIAPd.
No.57915
>>57905>>57907>>57908i guess my problem is that i have trouble hanging onto specific plot points and the overall story of Homestuck because 1. it's not real and 2. Andrew committed to a specific series of events as the canon for the story, but obviously there's a million other ways it could have played out, so why am i supposed to remember one specific one of several others that could have been better
No.57917
Finally, winter.
No.57919
>>57915>so why am i supposed to remember one specific one of several others that could have been betterMy personal policy is to primarily remember (and prioritize in interpretations) the earliest details about X because they're the trust form of X and usually the best, most coherent ideas connected to X. She had the necklace in her very first appearance and it got explained later on. BUT MAYBE IT WAS JUST LIE GOING WITH MASTER PLANNER Hu¢¢ie.
No.57922
>>57921You should whitewash her. Let me check my ethinc analysis…
No.57923
>>57920my right should be your left I think?
No.57924
>>57921>>57922I made Vriska RUSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
which apparently means she's blonde-haired and blue eyes according to COOL JAPAN so so is Aranea.
No.57925
>>57923Teehee.
No.57926
List of bands on that little Kurt Cobain scribbled down as his inspirations that are worse than Nirvana:
No.57927
>>57926*little napkin
Sweet potato.
No.57928
>>57921Vriska has black hair, so she is a brunette, you PSYCHO
No.57929
>>57928>All trolls are brunettes Get out of here, Eternal Anglo.
No.57930
>So is scuba in general
Jenny is confirmed to be pure Horse x Spider mix, no Ocean.
No.57932
>>57931Doesn't she literally say "adios" to Tavros
Also really stupid for any of the trolls to be speaking non-English but whatever. No.57935
>>57933I think Hu¢¢ie literally made Tavros' name that just so Vriska could say it to him.
It's all so, so stupid…
No.57937
>>57908why was she lact8ing anyway
No.57939
>>57937"It's funny."
No.57940
>>57933i've spent a lot of time trying to think of what the fuck a good four-letter scheme would be for the handles in my MSPA, but that just comes down to the greater issue of trying to figure out a good series of schema for the entire adventure, and that's a much taller order
Andrew literally spent a decade circling down the conceptual drain from introducing SOME playing-card theming into his forum game before eventually BECOMING an anime clown gangster who presumably uses the 4 of diamonds to kill people, so where the fuck can i pick up and what will it imply about my future
No.57942
>>57940>so where the fuck can i pick up and what will it imply about my futureDiapers.
No.57943
>>57942i really like the idea of taking a bunch of the obscure internet figures i've been keeping tabs on and making them the cast, but that means i'd either have to find 16 people i don't give a shit about and be bored writing them or find 16 people i can make fun of and potentially piss a lot of people off lol
No.57944
>>57941>seems clearly meant to 8e spanish, he's already associ8ed with 8ulls, so a spanish word could reference 8ullfighting.Yes, which is not something he'd be interested in. You can argue the Fiduspawn thing but whatever, that's not fucking bullfighting. It would make sense if it was his shitty troll name but nope, that's been his handle the entire time. This mostly applies to all the trolls created before Hivebent. Why the fuck would Karkat name himself carcinoGeneticist? Why is Kanaya grimAuxiliatrix? Does that real fit her?
>>57943I don't understand. This sounds like a doomed thought process from the start.
No.57945
>>57944*really
FUCK OFF.
No.57946
>>57938she was in her mid-30's in that video btw
No.57950
>>57944Andrew Hu¢¢ie
Biznasty the characters in Homestuck off of real subcultures and internet groups using a fixed network of schema that i guess was supposed to cast them in a kind of "objective" and neutral light, which eventually led to him being crushed under the negative influence of the bad people he attracted, and which could have been avoided had he chosen to be explicitly negative towards the groups that don't deserve his respect, like juggalos, for the most obvious example
a solution to this could be to create a cast of exclusively groups and cliques the author doesn't like and openly make fun of them through how they're portrayed
but this is all obnoxious video essay talk and i'd rather keep my ideas to myself anyway
No.57952
>>5794835
and here's the 42-year-old version
No.57953
>>57950>hich eventually led to him being crushed under the negative influence of the bad people he attracted, and which could have been avoided had he chosen to be explicitly negative towards the groups that don't deserve his respectThis is more a problem with Hu¢¢ie being a bad writing and not some fundamental issue with writing the kinds of people you don't like.
No.57954
>>57951>Literally just for the sake of of foreshadowing.It's not foreshadowing if it's retroactive, Andy Jr. It's just a cool thing to call the Cancer in your group.
No.57955
>>57954The guy that people call Andy Jr. is me. I think I need to ditch it now, because I embraced it to improve my self-esteem, but it seems it's made me a target instead.
No.57958
>>57955What? Now?
>>57957No, Andrew Hu¢¢ie is named after his father.
No.57961
>>57960"Stop using /pol/"
No.57962
>>57878That's rather vain.
No.57963
>>57962How is that vain?
No.57964
>>57959Hey, Araneafag. Sorry I got a little melty earlier. I wanted to say that I’m glad you liked my drawing. I’ve missed doing art for a very long time, so once the mitigating factors disappear and I get a new tablet, I should be able to contribute a lot more here.
No.57968
>>57966It's been boring talks and lots of words, words, words instead of fun stuff.
No.57969
>>57964>My new book stinks!ERFBOUND?!?
No.57970
>>57967WHAT THE FUCK? THAT’S REAL???
No.57971
>>57967I literally know open fart fetishists who have more restraint than this.
No.57974
>>57971Like who?
No.57975
>>57973Did it…uh…y-yknow…
No.57979
>>57974>I bring up fart fetishists>Coincidentally, the horse guy shows upDon’t act like you don’t already know, buster.
No.57980
>>57979Equius has a fart fetish?
No.57982
>Megidochan can't be added to chats nowRooooooooooooW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.57983
>>57982Actually, it's Jenny Nicholson which is even more
grim No.57984
>>57978i can’t believe there are at most two good nu-metal albums
honestly, at this point, i’m tempted to believe Erich Awalt was the only reason the first Disturbed album was truly good
No.57985
>>57984>i can’t believe there are at most two good nu-metal albumsIt's more like five. Deftones aren't in those five.
No.57987
>>57986An occasionally funny post doesn't justify spending any amount of daily time on
DERSITE whinge spergfight central. Same thing with /v/
No.57988
>>57985Mine is The Sickness and Adrenaline. Give me your five.
No.57989
>>57983Which one?
No.57992
>>57990I did only post part 1, idiot.
No.57993
>>57992*part 2
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
No.57996
>>57989ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.57997
>>57988Slipknot's self-titled.
Mezmerize
Hypnotize.
(Next two are up-for-grabs but aren't Deftones.)
I guess we can just mix it with yours but The Sickness seems pretty shit to me so….
No.58000
Daily reminder that samples and remixing were created in the 2020s.
No.58003
>>58001Comment sections making me fucking angry.
>NO YOU CAN'T JUST ADD THIS REMIX OF DISNEY SONGS TO A PLAYLIST IT'S FOR KIDS…. BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY No.58006
>>58005I NEED A MCDONALD'S EVANGELION, FUCK YOU.
No.58008
>>58007The t-girl grindset screeches to a halt… Harsh echoes down the meat valleys of axe wounds everywhere…
No.58009
>>57997I think the problem with Disturbed is that the ones who stuck with the band clearly didn’t even want to be making nu-metal. They’re a bunch of Sabbath fans. The band was originally called Crawl, had to be changed to Brawl for legal reasons, and then the guy who named the fucking band left like 5 years before their first LP.
No.58011
>>58008she (
) still has a pp
and cocaine boy is in literal full blown
homosexual porn
No.58012
>>58011>and cocaine boy is in literal full blown homosexual pornIt was for money, that's different.
No.58015
I-I’m…so…sleepy…
*yawwwwwn*
Aranea…? Could you come here for a moment?
No.58020
>>58019Was he a prinny, dood?
No.58021
I don't understand why more politicians don't wear diapers.
No.58024
>>58022*At the sight of Alice, you summon 12,000 ojisan instead*
No.58025
>>58023In your words, what would Homestuck be about?
Hard mode: "no growing up" or something strongly related.
No.58026
>>58024Any of them janitors?
No.58028
>>58027I'm surprised you didn't request and EMMM theme
No.58029
>>58028You haven't played da games
No.58030
>>58025Homestuck isn’t about anything, it’s everything else that’s about Homestuck, as Andrew has said.
No.58031
>>58030>Homestuck isn’t about anything, it’s everything else that’s about Homestuck, as Andrew has said.That is such a terrible answer.
I said "would" but I really should have said "should." What should the ideal Homestuck be about?
No.58032
>>58031As in, I meant to say "should" but didn't.
No.58033
What if you cam chocolate milk but it hurt?
No.58034
>>58029Not insurmountable, I didn't play STALKER or Dark Souls either, though I might have to now
No.58035
>>58028You should make an Alice theme for ojisan rep.
No.58037
>>58035He already intends to do the Midnight Crew/Suits one, so an Alice one also with Suits would be the light counterpart and a very MEX thing to do.
No.58038
Slopcast on my dirty notes tuned out shit.
No.58039
decent FRYDAY today. think I'm done ordering cod for now, it's cheaper but the flavor and texture difference compared to more premium fish is pretty obvious
>>57926weird al
>>57994>>57995how do you intend to reconcile the soft dogboy character with this extra-masc cowboy guy
>>58018I think it looks cool
No.58040
>>58039>weird alStill better than Nirvana.
No.58041
>>58040I bet you use the term "buttrock"
No.58042
>>58039>how do you intend to reconcile the soft dogboy character with this extra-masc cowboy guyYou have to power up with the seven severed testicles of trans girls (Dragon Ball style)
>I think it looks cool>He doesn't know>>58041I do, it's a useful term for a very specific set of garbage.
No.58043
>>58031To answer the question I think you’re trying to ask, the ideal Homestuck would have seen Andrew be completely mentally untouched by his fans, not include any fan assets in the final product, determine the ending ahead of time instead of improvising it, and rethink/redistribute some of the stronger aspects of the comic so it actually does build over time and peak at the end. The fact that Scratch is a better villain than English is a problem. Also, the story needs to be rewritten around a concept that has some reality to it; if the goal of the protagonists is to deal with an unbeatable final boss, there needs to be an actual solution to that and it needs to make actual sense, like how Johnny was able to beat Love Train because Tusk’s power is infinity. You know, take that principle, but apply that to something meaningful. If Andrew couldn’t do that with the English plotline, he shouldn’t have tried to build it up so much.
No.58044
>>58042acting like nirvana is objectively terrible is peak contrarian behavior
>>58042>>He doesn't knowgo ahead, share with the rest of the class
No.58045
>>58044>acting like nirvana is objectively terrible is peak contrarian behaviorAnd yet it's objectively true and morally righteous.
>go ahead, share with the rest of the classEveryone but you knows, you ditz.
No.58046
>>58043Lot of words to not actually answer it. What the fuck did you want out of it? Let's put it like that.
No.58047
>>58045>And yet it's objectively true and morally righteous.I hope you're not MoM because this take is stinky and I wouldn't even say I "love" nirvana
>Everyone but you knows, you ditz.okay, I'll just sit here and be clueless then
No.58048
JFK: Boomer Jesus
Kurt Cobain: Millennial Jesus
Who are the other ones?
No.58050
>>58047>I hope you're not MoM because this take is stinky and I wouldn't even say I "love" nirvanaI'm MoM and I fucking hate grunge. It's sludge metal for girls.
>Nirvana likerNoted.
>okay, I'll just sit here and be clueless thenMy existing profile picture is of the same character from the same guy. It's from my favorite mangaka- Junji Ito.
No.58053
>>58046You know, I think my relationship with Homestuck at this point is less about how I wanted it to be delivered to me and more about how I would have wanted to make it, and the lessons it taught me about how to make stuff, and just how it makes me feel connected to Andrew in general. Homestuck is a very important part of it, but it all kind of coalesces on an event horizon that’s beyond Homestuck, if that makes sense.
No.58054
>>58053>just how it makes me feel connected to Andrew in general.This puts a lot of what you've said into perspective…
No.58055
>>58051He hasn't died tragically yet. It would also be funny for "le flannel smiley face with xs man" to be crammed between a politician and philosopher.
No.58056
>>58055That's zizek, Zyzz was the roided out australian who's heart sploded
No.58057
>>58056Brain broke. Not nearly notable enough.
>Died in a s*unaIt's like poetry, it rhymes.
No.58058
>>58054Do you think I don’t care about Homestuck? Do you think I’m not a worthy disciple of Andrew? I’m so sick of your contrarian bullshit. You know the only reason I haven’t started proving myself yet is because I’m going through an immense amount of horrible, horrible shit in my personal life and I’m not nearly ready to do the things I want to do in life, and that’s because of people like you.
No.58059
>>58058"Just ignore him."
No.58060
>>58058>Do you think I don’t care about Homestuck?What?
>Do you think I’m not a worthy disciple of Andrew?>You know the only reason I haven’t started proving myself yet is because I’m going through an immense amount of horrible, horrible shit in my personal life and I’m not nearly ready to do the things I want to do in life, and that’s because of people like you.Holy victim complex. Are you my Shadow or someting?
>>58059I'M NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING.
No.58061
>>58058Disciple of Andrew lmao
No.58063
>>58060*something
TIME FOR THE PUNISHMENT SHOWER, OH NNONONONONONON.
No.58065
>>58061Self declared disciple of Manuri here
No.58066
>>58050you can personally hate grunge without being an obnoxious loser about it :^p
ik you're probably leaning into it for cynical funnies but obviously it's not fair to judge one genre exclusively in the ways it fails to be another genre (by your estimation). e.g. "I hate metal, it's rock for edgy outcasts who still think screaming and dressing goth is cool"
>Noted.I haven't listened to any in quite a while だろ
>My existing profile picture is of the same character from the same guy. It's from my favorite mangaka- Junji Ito.well, forgive me for not being acquainted.
if I was more like you, right now I could insert several snide comments about how I'm sorry I'm not normie enough to know every COOL JAPAN poser's favorite J-HORROR AUTHOR!!! UZUMAKI WOAHHH!!! SO EPIC!!! ← NOT the actual me (･`ω･´)b, just a sample of how intolerable I could be if I reflected your own gatekeepy toxicity back at you ¬ ࡇ¬because it's fryday and I feel extra defensive of what should be a good mood, I'll tack on extra armchair analysis - remember when I misunderstood your joke and thought you didn't recognize arawi keiichi's work, so I told you his name? you started yelling at me for not assuming EVERYONE would recognize it. it makes me feel like you're really touchy and uncompromising about taste/media knowledge, perhaps because you derive part of your self esteem from having what you consider to be good and well-informed taste. but you're turning it around into this toxic posturing that pushes away people just for having a different media journey! you don't need to do that. you have value that goes beyond your particular cultivated taste in this moment <3 now start smiling and hugging more No.58067
>>58059When I first read Homestuck, I wasn’t sitting there thinking “Wow! This is the thing that’s going to define the rest of my life! And the guy who made it is my god!” I was still a kid with a simple, podunk creative style. I did a Minecraft comic inspired by Machinima-era gamer cartoons and my main influences were Calvin And Hobbes, Shonen Jump and Foxtrot. I did stupid shit that could be hung up on the walls of the classroom of my awful school because that’s what the adults in my life wanted out of me. I looked at Hussnasty Mode and went “Ew! I don’t like this new artist as much. Turn it back.” Even though I drew plenty of ugly, goofy stuff myself, because I was conditioned by normalfags to admire unachievable beauty and Japanese entertainment and shit and I wasn’t ready to accept the importance that that quality of myself represented yet. I wasn’t ready to embrace how deeply I understood it, or all the layers of irony, or all the bizarre, dark, cynical humor, because I was still busy being a cringy tween. I thought that eventually I was going to jettison all this lame comic strip crap, get the real talent, and design super-intricate stick fight animations for a video game. Now, as an adult,I understand that that was always unattainable, and that there was a reality to the simplicity of my old comics, and that it represented the reality of my decision-making. Now I understand that Andrew and I are the exact same breed, and I’m retracing his footsteps meticulously to understand myself as much as I can looking in from the outside. Now I appreciate every ounce of the depth and personality of Homestuck because I know it’s something I could have done all along, and I know that Homestuck is the pinnacle of anything I could achieve in the way of traditional beauty, but I also understand that there’s a deeper, more existential layer to all this. I’m really tired of people shitting on me for feeling these things just because I prioritize conveying my actual feelings over looking smug and intelligent.
No.58068
>>58066> it's not fair to judge one genre exclusively in the ways it fails to be another genreIt fails at everything. It fucking blows.
> if I was more like you, right now I could insert several snide comments about how I'm sorry I'm not normie enough to know every COOL JAPAN poser's favorite J-HORROR AUTHOR!!! UZUMAKI WOAHHH!!! SO EPIC!!!You see, even with you trying to predict things, I'm still two steps ahead. I actually resent quite a bit and was taking a jab at him.
>you have value that goes beyond your particular cultivated taste in this momentA lot of people don't. And that is why I hate them. Everything is tangled in loops. Alt-culture is dominated by poseurs still in the fundamental superstructure of culture. Mass-media, globalized culture is defined by one thing- primarily, interchangeability. Interchangeability between different cultures and between itself and other things; transience, intangibility. You look at one thing and you see how it incorporates all of these subcultural trends and now it's the "big thing" and it's seen as insular because of one element from the lesser homogeneity- leading to the creation of the greater homogeneity. With each day that passes, the cries against corporate boardroom demographics testing becomes more and more hollow. Brilliance only comes from polishing something into the brittle and frail.
>>58067Shut up.
No.58069
>>58067Also, Hussnasty is ugly.
No.58070
>>58068Such a fucking primitive.
No.58072
>>58067>I’m really tired of people shitting on me for feeling these things just because I prioritize conveying my actual feelings over looking smug and intelligent.I say this genuinely, I'm not here to dunk on you and keep posting - the reason people are "shitting on you" (I wouldn't go quite that far) is because they recognize that the way you're describing your relationship with Hu¢¢ie/his work
sounds a little delusional.
statements like this one:
>Now I understand that Andrew and I are the exact same breedwithout more explanation can sound somewhat arrogant, because you're positing yourself as "exactly the same" as someone who is ostensibly a talented and famous webcomic author. that doesn't mean you can't relate to him in certain ways, but it's important to remember that even if you trudge through ALL of his work that you can find, it's not like you "know" Hu¢¢ie like you know yourself.
I don't think you're getting mocked for embracing your genuine feelings of admiration, wonder, inspiration, and influence sprouting from Hu¢¢ie and his works (SOME people will mock you for so sincerely loving something, but I wouldn't, at least). people are mocking you because it sounds like you have become obsessively lost in your admiration of this man (who again, you
don't know beyond the image you've conceptualized from his public work), and are now starting to restructure your life and creative pursuits around that man's life, even in obviously silly ways ("I will use the same OS and drawing software as Hu¢¢ie"). EVEN DOING THIS could be okay if you demonstrated awareness: "yeah, I know, kinda crazy, but I really like the idea of sort of method-acting him, to get inside his creative mindset" ← THIS might be a way to introduce the idea while still sounding kind of normal.
but instead you use words like "disciple" and immediately shout down anyone who points out that, hey, this worship and imitation is a little weird, and maybe not good for you.
just some words to chew on…
No.58073
>>58070Such an obvious ESL autist. I'm so sorry that you really think the best you can achieve is Homestuck. I hope you get over those self-esteem issues some day.
No.58074
>>58067>prioritize conveying my actual feelings over looking smug and intelligentIn some cases, each new morning brings fresh toil to demonstrate either…
Still, if one assumes airs in a space as anonymous and ephemeral as HSG, when does their mask actually come off? Seems wearying.
No.58079
>>58072Okay, but how does this affect you in any way, shape or form that would justify you trying to get me to change what I’m doing? Either you think a few posts about it in a thread on an image board is too much, or you’re trying to get me to give up.
No.58080
>>58077>Literally poisoning the way So clever! "For Gentiles Only! seems a little much when you could just write "non kosher", that might be closer to a semblance of a joke!
No.58081
>>58079Black-and-white thinking isn't good for you.
No.58082
>>58077Such is life under the many tentacled grasp of ZOG…
No.58083
>>58082Random poison wells, the works.
No.58085
Gonna try editing my megidochan
-Witch hat
+Troll horn headband
+Moon hairclip
Beady earthbound eyes stay on. Earthbound aside, it reminds me of Nanc4 too
No.58086
>>58080but then how would gentiles
wwalk past and know "dat means me!
"
No.58087
>>58068>I actually resent quite a bit and was taking a jab at him. wow, so you actually preempted my comment by being a gatekeeping taste cop so casually that I didn't even notice. the idea of someone's favorite mangaka being junji ito is just so laughable and pedestrain that just saying it should be a joke by itself? ¬ ࡇ¬
do you hate the version of yourself that hadn't yet discovered the things you think are good now? do you hate everyone that hasn't discovered those things yet, and who hasn't been in the right circumstances to fall in love with those things and adopt a taste similar enough to yours to be acceptable?
in a decade, will you hate the things you thought were cool now? or have you finished changing taste and decided what you have now is just "objectively good" and everything else outside of it isn't. will you be wearing your current fashion into your elder years, forever in a generationally identifiable outfit while insisting that everyone before you and after you just has no taste, because if they did, they would dress like you?
No.58088
>>58081You’re trying to make me out to be this childish, narcissistic socially unaware autismo that you can pretend to guide away from the edge of ruin with your caring hand - you know that I know how other people in these threads perceive what I’m saying, right? I know how people are going to perceive me proclaiming from the highest mountaintop that I’m “like Andrew Hu¢¢ie” and demonstrating that I want to flex that power. It’s just that I’m too fucking old to care and that I’ve been through this before. Nothing I say or even do besides dropping to my knees and sucking cock is going to make anyone happy, so the least I can do is sincerely defend myself and not apologize when I’m not doing anything wrong, right? Or maybe the least I can do is shut up and not give the comedians here any more ammo against me, because clearly in a lot of ways this general is like fly paper for actual Homestuck devotees to come in, get stuck, and get bullied by the
homosexuals who can’t find any other outlet for their sadism.
No.58090
>>58088I don't even know where to begin with you. This is just sad.
No.58091
>>58090No, mommy…don’t do it again…
No.58092
>>58088>general is like fly paper for actual Homestuck devotees to come in, get stuck, and get bullied by the homosexuals who can’t find any other outlet for their sadismWhat a very Drosera-like descriptor.
But she's a nasty girl, so I am trying to be open to any and all weirdness.
No.58093
>>58087>the idea of someone's favorite mangaka being junji ito is just so laughable and pedestrain that just saying it should be a joke by itself?Yes, because to quote a long-running "inside" "joke", he is "the only horror mangaka to ever live."
>will you be wearing your current fashion into your elder years, forever in a generationally identifiable outfit while insisting that everyone before you and after you just has no taste, because if they did, they would dress like you?I already dress like a (deadbeat) dad so probably. I don't fit into any zeitgeist. I am alone.
I get depressed to the point where I don't enjoy things I usually do. I've come to realize that both my affect and emotions are completely meaningless. So whether it is me or not is irrelevant; that part doesn't make me dread. But let's say yes, I might "grow past" certain things. And I'll probably be "angry" about it.
No.58095
>>58092>But she's a nasty girlA scat
8ITCH, if you will.
No.58097
>>58079I don't want you to give up. you can post about it. a couple posts back you responded with "well I guess we'll just have to see if I can homestuck good", which seemed like a pretty good response and conclusion to me.
I'm just saying that if you come in here saying "I'm the second coming of andrew, and I'm gonna make something great because I downloaded the same software as andrew and I'm gonna use the same pen and tablet, and I'm his disciple", you should also have the self-awareness to laugh it off when people rib you for coming a little crazy or conceited. that's all.
>>58088>It’s just that I’m too fucking old to care and that I’ve been through this before.but… you do care, right? that's why you're defending yourself and throwing out insults, no? it's fine to care. you don't have to suck anyone's cock here. I probably have irreconcilable differences with half the people here (or more!) and I don't cave in. but if you want people to take you seriously (as a follower of Hu¢¢ie and as an artist), generally you just don't go around boasting or talking up your plans until they're actually in motion, because ANYONE can talk about how great their thing is going to be once they make it, just wait!
it's different if you're talking to friends, who are interested in you already and would like to hear your vision. but none of us know you yet
No.58098
>>58096Swinging on me because I remind you of yourself isn’t healthy, either.
No.58099
>>58097>coming acoming off a*
No.58100
One day you'd think all these disaffected Homestuck fans would play some NTR games.
No.58101
>>58098It's certainly a lot more healthy than sucking someone else off because they remind you of them.
I hate Homestuck because it's the kind of garbage I'd make if I "got over myself" in the sense of actually putting shit to paper and releasing it to the retarded masses. It'd be the bare minimum of artistry and I'd be afraid of falling into that trap.
(And I would still be a manchild if I overcame myself just enough to make my "Homestuck", just as Andy Jr. still is.)
>>58100No, die.
No.58102
>>58097I’m not the second coming of Andrew. There’s no second coming of anything. We’re talking about a fucking webcomic. All the glory and veneration you’re attaching to what I’m saying about myself is the same rug his fans d
DIAPd out for him before pulling it late in his career and leaving him a literal noname who can’t even be talked about openly without provoking this retarded anger from everyone who’s even heard of him. I’m not doing this for you.
No.58104
>>58101Everyone born after like 1996 is fated to be a manchild probably
No.58105
>>58104When were you born?
No.58106
>>58093>I am alone.I'm trying to connect to you but you make it exhausting by deploying your spines (gatekeeping) as a defensive reflex (defending your taste which you view as a big part of your worth)
the rest of your post makes me sad and I want to hug you but you just make it so difficult. stop being angry at yourself
<lacking a sticker to convey simultaneous sympathy, frustration, sadness, exhaustion in appropriate balance>
No.58107
>>58105"My true life hasn't started yet."
"I'm waiting to be born."
No.58109
>>58107One of those baby peds, huh?
No.58110
>>58108okay, I'm chronically unhappy and have problems too. but it's easier with friends.
No.58111
>>58110That's the thing. It's harder. There's only so much goodwill you can squander in your life before you brain starts cannibalizing itself.
No.58112
>>58111ughhh are you just telling me to stop talking to you now because I'm "wasting" my kindness or some bullshit like that
come on man, I can tell you're having a rough day. please
No.58113
>>58106><lacking a sticker to convey simultaneous sympathy, frustration, sadness, exhaustion in appropriate balance>Sounds like a Flambery kind of mixture, but I don't think there's a portrait perfect without context
No.58114
>>58112Nothing I can do can make up all the years I've done doing the wrong things and nothing right. Even Hell is not enough so I suppose living will have to do for now.
No.58115
Real one-two punch to make me incredibly depressed.
No.58117
>>58115You STILL have to get in the robot.
No.58119
>>58114>>58115shhhhh
my eyes feel so heavy
No.58121
>>58117I won't.
>>58119Don't be so gay.
No.58123
on the drive back from fryday pickup I was thinking I need one of those eskimo kiss dreams that MoM had. maybe I was wrong, maybe that's why he's so fucked up right now
No.58124
>>58122Redpill me on this theory.
No.58125
>>58123>I was thinking I need one of those eskimo kiss dreams that MoM hadIt wasn't a dream. It was an insomniac fantasy.
No.58126
>>58124TRICKSTER avatar friend avatar.
No.58127
Avatar.
No.58128
>>58123Innocence can be cruel, can't it?
No.58129
>>58128Go take a scat,
8ITCH.
No.58130
>>58123I spent the entirety of my life daydreaming like that.
No.58131
>>58130I think yours are a little more than that…
No.58133
>>58132You should look into cursed mirrors more often.
No.58134
>>58121>Don't be so gay.>>55771>remember your decision to say this next time you wish somebody would hug you but nobody does.>>58125my bad, I got it mixed up. does that mean it was much more intense than a normal dream?
>>58128I don't know
No.58135
>>58131Maybe as of recently, but it wasn't always like that.