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 No.5317[View All]

old >>4565
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 No.5972

>>5969
The absolute TRICKSTER mindset.

 No.5973

>>5971
In-character. Good addition to the lore.

 No.5974

>>5970
Do you have a love-hate with Cumtown or something?

 No.5975

>>5974
*relationship

 No.5976

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 No.5977

>>5971
I don't know how, but that wasn't recognizably Sluggo to me in panel 2

 No.5978

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 No.5979

>>5974
>6 years ago
Cum Town was good listening for a bit there

 No.5980

>>5977
Get your brain checked, sweetheart.

 No.5981

>>5979
It's literally just the thing people makes jokes about with modern Cum Town though.

 No.5982

>>5981
Yeah but it was "fresher" and I wasn't as annoyed by Stav's laugh back then

 No.5983

>>5982
This is a gay thing, isn't it?

 No.5984

>>5980
The brim angle on his cap is wrong, and the hair became straight lines instead of stubble

 No.5985

Tonight… In particular… I feel like I'm going to be haunted by a ghost.
;_;

 No.5986

>>5984
It doesn't matter, there's only like three fucking characters in this comic and only one wears a newsboy cap. GET CHECKED FOR A TUMOR IMMEDIATELY.

 No.5987


 No.5988

>>5986
As just proven by Wednesday, bit characters can appear anytime

 No.5989

>>5988
I'm going to punch your nose off, you stupid pedophile.

 No.5990

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spliiiiiit

 No.5991

>>5990
*8888888888888888URP*

 No.5992

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I think I've finally regressed to the point where I'm scared to turn the lights out again.

 No.5993

>>5989
Tell it to Stephen King

 No.5994

>>5993
Is he in Nanc4 now too?

 No.5995


 No.5996


 No.5997

>>5996
What if I also hate this?

 No.5998

>>5996
>>5997
In fact, this feels very supernaturally evil.

 No.5999

>>5998
Can't be, Indonesian 8 year olds love it

 No.6000

>>5999
Indonesia is the most cursed area on the entire planet.

 No.6001

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>>5997
>What if I also hate this?

 No.6002

I wish it was cold

 No.6003

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lol

 No.6004

All lives matter but what if Trump had gotten domed lol 👌👌

 No.6005

[Trump] And what if I win?
[JB] Then you can take Kage back to hell…
[KG] What?
[JB] Trust me Kage, it's the only way.
[KG] What the fuck are you talking about?
[JB] …to be your little bitch.

 No.6006

I was going to change hell to white house but forgot
Epic fail…

 No.6007


 No.6008

>>5971
Okay bringing the accent back is nice

 No.6009

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heres mine from the other day i guess

 No.6010

>>6008
That's what I thought

 No.6011

>>6009
the third one is the funniest

 No.6012

>>5584
So we're down:
Rose Lalonde x2
Chubby Rose
French Rose Lalonde
Nazi Rose Lalonde x2
Eldritch Rose
Rose Lalondsberg
Christian Rose
Satanic Rose
Roshandra Lalondsberg
Rosecat Lalonde
Rose Lalonde Doll
Hikkikomori Rose
Crime Boss Rose
Super Rose Lalonde
Private Rose Lalonde
Pirate Rose Lalonde
Roshandra Lalonson
Manager Rose Lalonde
KKK Rose Lalonde

Which are JUST? Which are HEROIC?

 No.6013

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Sorry reportbro, I love to partake of slop meself, buihihihi~

 No.6014

And so far you've missed
>>3805 and >>3

 No.6015

i can only play smt5 in like 45 minute chunks because desert settings in video games make me so bored i cry

 No.6016

my arm also hurts a lot recently but i have to beat it before p3r the answer in september

 No.6017

>>6015
Did they make nahobino run faster in VV
>>6016
What happens if you don't?

 No.6018

>>6017
i dont want to be playing smt5 and the answer at the same time :x

 No.6019

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 No.6020

Puaaaah~

 No.6021


 No.6022

>>6021
XLR…

 No.6023

>>6021
I don't wanna abuse power, dude :(

 No.6024

Gonna buy this

 No.6025

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>>6024
…?

 No.6026

>>5595
>>5614
>>5615
>>5971
Sluggo needs help with math and cunny confirmed?

 No.6027

>>6015
>>6016
>>6018
I hate this DERSITE so much.

 No.6028

>>6023
What did he mean by this?

 No.6029

I did not get attacked by a ghost because I had my trusty cat at my side but I did have nightmares and get constantly woken up by cats. My ass can not go back to sleep.

 No.6030

>>6028
He indulges in… that.

 No.6031

>>6030
That? We already knew.

 No.6032

>>6029
>cats
You know it smells crazy in there

 No.6033

>>6032
It smells like rain, because it's raining outside.

 No.6034

>>6009
>>6011
Little hypocritical with the "LET'S KEEP IT PG, GUYS, YOU CAN'T JUST SHOVE ROCKS UP YOUR ASS" if you're making frat jokes about mom-fucking.

 No.6035

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What?
>Slur cut off or obscured to make the joke less funny
Classic lefties!

 No.6036

>>6035
They had manchildren who dress at Target in the 1940s

 No.6037

>>6036
It's a subculture whose roots date back a long time therefore it's good.

The lesbian ideal is beautiful butch lesbian Vinesauce Vinny.

 No.6038

>>6012
You're forgetting Jennifer (who went the way of the Albini) and Ren (who is delisted but still accessible by link.)

That's 23 (twenty three) missing Roses. Constituting another Rose shoah.

>Which are JUST? Which are HEROIC?

All of them died for a stupid fucking reason so I guess that makes them HEROIC by default. Where's our obligatory healslut?

 No.6039

Someone else proofread before I throw this in the navbar

https://megidochan.de/paq.html

 No.6040


 No.6041

Lel, wordfilter. Maybe I'll take that one down

 No.6042

Okay, F5

 No.6043

It's pretty gay. I don't get why it exists but maybe you're going through something so you do you.

 No.6044

Also, again, we're musubi, not yosuga, let's be real.

 No.6045

>>6043
Why? Imageboards traditionally have an FAQ page for visitors is why

 No.6046

>>6045
>Imageboards traditionally have an FAQ page for visitors is why
And then they quote your post and replace a word with "Sneed"

 No.6047

>exercise
>get some sun too
>suisneedal ideation intensifies
awkward (;^ω^)

 No.6048

>pretty gay
So, like, expunge every exclamation point?

 No.6049

>>6047
>>suisneedal ideation intensifies
This but also homicidal. I think I need to work to the point of passing out in order to get the positive benefits of it, otherwise the adrenaline keeps pumping and I act like I'm roided out and about to go on a rapempage.

 No.6050

>>6047
Did you see a damn couple on the journey outside? That'd easily negate the benefit of sunlight

 No.6051

>>5893
I don't mind most races, I think americans arw quite chill, but mexicans make me angry.

 No.6052

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>>6048
I've got a better idea.

 No.6053

>>6051
Hey! My dog don't bite!

 No.6054

>>6052
Wow, your gay-ass trooncabulary actually neutralized most of the Pidgening.

 No.6055

>>5978
Hehe

 No.6056

>>6055
SHUT. UP.

 No.6057

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>>6052
← Original

→ Pidgin

 No.6058

https://mr-dialect.com/en-us/american-english-dialect-accent-slang-translator/ Pacific northwest doesn't seem to do anything fun either. Sorry, Mask-San, you wrote brimstone.
>>6057
What did dey mean by dis?

 No.6059

>>6058
>Chicano English
>It's just fucking Spanish

 No.6060

>>6058
>What did dey mean by dis?
Run all your resumes and college admissions essays through a pidgin generator

 No.6061

Also, can you please describe Homestuck in much less flattering terms if you are going to rewrite this?

I'm fine with leaving it as is because who gives a shit but.

Capitalize Tik Tok or else I'll have a stroke. This is non-negotiable.

 No.6062

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goddamn FFXIV ARR is downright boring
also i'm pretty sure i've already done these main quests

 No.6063

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*wwwalks into thread*

 No.6064

Huh, I thought I did that already.

 No.6065

>>6062
Post your wife (husband.)

 No.6066

>>6063
>>6064
I hadn't mentioned, but images may be reposted in separate threads as of yesterday

 No.6067

>>6066
You know the direct consequence of that is more gay wangst, right?

 No.6068

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>>6067
I can keep reposting this so it's fine

 No.6069

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>>6066
nice

 No.6070

>>6068
Why do you need to keep reposting that?

 No.6071

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