No.34077[Last 100 Posts]
Bound in the darkness edition
Old
>>33312 No.34079
>>34075>>34076Gesundheit, mein zoomer.
No.34082
MEX, try to see the Chat GPT REASON user summary of last thread. I wonder what it'd say.
No.34083
>>34073I'm actually quite soft spoken…
No.34084
>>34077Who is the one on the left?
No.34087
>>34085>Being an unironic yuriDERSITEI thought you had SOME standards.
No.34088
>>34083You squeal softly.
No.34089
>>34081Give em troll horns and I'll do it next.
Or
>>34079 No.34090
This thread is not kosher nor suitably spooky. I wish a swift demise for it.
No.34091
>>34087I'm not. Well, it's my one yuri allowance, but it's different.
I have a little shrine to that pair in my room. No.34092
Seems we're about 10 threads away from pushing something off the catalogue so I'm not worried about burning through the threads yet and this one needs to die.
No.34094
>>34092The catalog is 11 pages
No.34095
>>34093I'm not
Derse dreamer enough for such iconoclasm
No.34098
>>34092I'm still pretty sore half of the first one got voiped by deleting the french nepeto
No.34099
>>34095The shrine itself is iconoclasm. Consider this a return to 命令。
No.34101
>>34098I'm hardly convinced that your ineptitude wasn't a factor.
No.34102
>>34101Well, I was in a rush to expunge it, but I don't see the connection.
No.34103
>>34102You NVKED my posts!!!
No.34104
>>34103If vichan has rollback, I would. I just resolved to be as leery of the "delete all posts from IP" button as I initially felt
No.34107
>>34104Anyway, that was the point. Now, are you going to do what I asked of you?
No.34109
>>34107I took your compiled list to a txt, but I have my own list of theme ideas I'm trying to cut down.
It's real hard to settle on "only" 32
No.34110
Like I was almost thinking of cutting the Simpson's ideas, but there's stuff that meshes too well to ignore, like glowing green OMG NUCLEAR POWER IS SO EEEVIL GUYS highlighted posts
No.34111
>>34109>It's real hard to settle on "only" 32Again, insane given that you were whinging about having 28/36 before…
But I meant:
>>34082 No.34113
>>34111I do think it'll give up pretty early without a short, focused thread, but let's see.
No.34114
>>34112Yurishit is cancer and you know it.
No.34115
>>34113It might just make you and me clusterfucks because let's be real…
No.34116
It made the thread in a CSV
… Creepy.
No.34117
>>34115I asked it for an analysis of most frequent, but it left you out. Lemme press it for more details.
No.34118
>>34116>It made the thread in a CSVHuh?
No.34119
>>34117>I asked it for an analysis of most frequent, but it left you out.I'm just that powerful…
No.34125
Anyway, this has to be RevDERSITE, right?
No.34126
>>34125No flag or trip.
Rev's last response to me was cagey so I dunno if his living situation is stable…
No.34128
>>34126>No flag or trip.I thought he did that sometimes.
No.34129
>>34118This.
A very compact megido thread.
This might be the optimal way to feed threads into another AI model and go all
Shit, let's be Dirk. No.34131
>>34127*Yet-non-extant retching in disgust John sticker*
No.34132
>>34129Well, so-so, get to it, I suppose…
No.34133
>>34130I'm not a pig…
Anyone would've thought the scorpio symbol tip in this pic was Aranea's nipple poking out
No.34134
>>34133No, I wouldn't, and I'm the one who made(?) the edit(?)!
Plus take it as a compliment. Pigs are my favorite animal so you should like that I associate you with them.
No.34135
>>34134>Pigs are my favorite animal so you should like that I associate you with themI like 'em too, but to be a pig…
No.34136
>>34135>I like 'em too, but to be a pig…這意味著你可能看起來很骯髒，被社會所排斥，但實際上卻以你自己的方式相當勤奮和光榮。
No.34137
The alignment test is on Homestuck net so I don't see why I should bother
Now, the Asian female ethnic analysis test, that has legs.
No.34138
I have multiple videos of pigs eating the corpses of Russian soldiers and officers (meido will get mad if I post them though)
No.34139
>>34137>The alignment test is on Homestuck net so I don't see why I should botherThe alignment test is shit and people still make their own to this day. This one has history, if anything, it's for archival purposes.
>Now, the Asian female ethnic analysis test, that has legs.I forgot about that. I still think it might need the options for difficulty.
No.34141
Or "Which anime laugh are you"
>Choose one:
a) www
b) Fufufu
c) Buihihi
d) Kishishi
e) Ohoho
f) Nojaja
g) Nyahahaha
h) Upu
i) Kukuku
j) Kyahaha
k) Kara-kara
l) Kusu-kusu
m) Gera-gera
n) Guhehehe
o) Heh heh heh
p) Kekeke
q) Kyahahaha
r) Nyohoho
No.34142
I always pig the wrong pig when I want to pigpost.
No.34143
>>34141>j) Kyahaha+ Snorts.
No.34146
>>34144Get a better hobby!
No.34149
>>34147Pig things are brewing…
Actually Meat: Pig; Candy: Mesubuta works as a theme pair. Fug.
No.34152
>>34148Average Roxykitsperg post boiled down. Thank you for the self-parody.
No.34153
>>34149>Actually Meat: Pig; Candy: Mesubuta works as a theme pair. Fug.You and your stupid pairs…
No.34155
>>34150Fanon Karkat from like, 2011, yeah.
No.34156
https://bsky.app/Scrolling this for 5 minutes and it seems so utterly anodyne and snore worthy. Partially because I'm not logged in and curating recommendations since I have no account, but still
No.34157
>>34152Russians and Communists are once against the root cause of 99% of the world's problems and should be hunted down and exterminated like the utter racial bedlice they are. McCarthyism and Generalplan Ost didn't go far enough.
No.34158
>>34156Read that as baby.app and a million sirens fired off in my head.
No.34161
>>34158MEET LOCAL BABIES NEARBY
I DON'T WANT TALK, I WANT ONLY MILKY
No.34162
>>34160>>34161Now baby.com is probably fine, but baby.app is probably owned by someone who shouldn't be around babies.
No.34163
Actually, here's a gimmick that could fly
'MSPAsort' based off
https://tohosort.frelia.my/I dunno if there is a Homestuck one already. You'd think there would be, right? I'd feel obliged to include the earlier MSPA's and Hu$$ler's great shame in the options.
No.34165
>>34164Bad parent to bring them to such a degenerate shithole of a celebration.
No.34166
Found a new, cute 2Who.
>>34163Probably, but fucking lame. You'd also likely be obligated to include Friendsim/Hiveswap trolls in order to get the zoomie clicks だろ.
No.34169
>>34166>Friendsim/Hiveswap trolls in order to get the zoomie clicksNot like I have to know the first bloody thing about 'em though, just name and pic
And I'd get to make a Yasugure Kitsuenjo version while I'm ad it, kehehehe
No.34171
>>34167I meant that they're new to me. I don't know Touhou very well. I just like the designs of the vampires and Clownpiece.
No.34172
>>34169>And I'd get to make a Yasugure Kitsuenjo version while I'm ad it, keheheheEeeeeeeh….
>>34129>>34132Did you forget all about this?
No.34173
>>34170Aradiabot feetfeats.
No.34174
>>34173Did Aradiabot even canonically have feet
No.34176
>>34172Thread too big, it was stuck "analyzing" people on a per-post basis instead of holistically
No.34177
>>34171>ClownpieceAnd here I thought you'd hate her for bringing the corruption of 'murrica to the immortal Chinese moon kingdom
No.34178
>>34176>it was stuck "analyzing" people on a per-post basis instead of holisticallyCan I at least see it?
Also, how many chunks do you think it would accept? Maybe just have it manually ignore posts that are just links and images? No.34180
>>34177You don't understand me at all.
Plus, she's fun.
No.34181
>>34179Is there some kind of gay rivalry between you two too?
No.34185
>>34180Maybe I'll do the LUNATICS theme sooner, then
No.34187
>>34183>SEQEUL sorter (not my cuppa, would be selling out)Is this where you draw the line…?
No.34189
>>34181Rudy's 'P repost is what convinced me that there are no good Russians and that the Russian "people" IF YOU CAN CALL THEM THAT, must and WILL be exterminated mercilessly and totally.
Race War against all Asiatic-Bolshevik subhumans and their simps now. Pitilessly and mercilessly exterminate all vestiges of Communism down to the last Vodka-chugging Russian and Bugman Chink. Unironically put every single one of them to the sword like the Hebrews did the Amalekites.
TOTAL
ZIGGER
DEATH
No.34190
>>34185>Maybe I'll do the LUNATICS themeWhat's that? You've made this all so much more confusing.
You have your own internal list, right? You said that you had one, right? These aren't just pie-in-the-sky ideas you vaguely remember when you talk about planned themes, right…?
No.34191
>>34189>Rudy's 'P repost is what convinced me that there are no good RussiansNo, it isn't.
>Fuck Russia>Looks Russian No.34192
>>34188#BlackfaceSavesLives
No.34194
>>34193I'm pretty sure that your hatred of Russians will extend onto other Slavics, yes.
If you're committing ethnocide, why leave them out?
No.34195
>>34194"Other Slavics" opinions of Russia make me look like a soft touch by comparison.
Might I remind you that it's highly likely that over a thousand Russians were killed in the last 24 hours, mostly by other Slavs.
Pan-slavism died forever at Hostomel.
No.34196
>>34195Yeah, whatever, shithead, go back to roleplaying as a baby.
No.34197
>>34190>>34190>pie-in-the-sky ideasI did 4 this month, 32 can be done…
My list was thus:
Majou (Coven of Dusk theme, I have the assets, so…)
Kashikoma (Italian restaurant, Manaka sisters)
MEAT (Saya no Uta, pulsating flesh)
2000-like (Crystal blue beach waters, etc)
Yugioh (Yugioh cards)
Kracko (Kirby, clouds, attempt layered BG)
Ancient Greece (Greek kitsch, marble homestuck sprites?)
Astrology (Astrology kitsch, starry sky)
Alice (Snowy, blue and gold)
Christmas (Holiday theme (if these count?))
Teen Girl Squad (Line paper scribbles, SO GOOD)
Ocean (Deepsea theme, maybe w/ seatrolls or glubglub)
AVOHK (Heaven/Hell mix, too indulgent/vague?)
Saiban (Ace attorney courthouse, umu)
Nancy (Bushmiller ere, BW, Newspapery)
Ace Dick (VIM, replace the calculator test theme)
Invader Zim (Replace that hideous Urusai theme)
Lunatics (Moonlike, wild colors, space)
And I might drop a few here or there to make space for other ideas I fancy, like a Casino, Pirate map, Umihara Kawase stage, or Etrian odyssey tree
No.34199
>>34197Now compare that to my list, baka…
No.34201
>>34199I referenced yours and snibbed what I didn't want to work on in 32 slots
No.34202
>>34201> snibbed what I didn't want to work on in 32 slotsWhich means the things I want the most? Could they be fit into the hypothetical 36 scheme?
No.34203
>>34200>PolandWorthless country.
Surprised it wasn't RAC.
No.34204
>>34203I thought I'd be topical to slavic anti-russianism, but you have good taste
No.34205
>>34204Doesn't mean much coming from you…
No.34206
@MEX
I tried to compile things in vvox, for you but I messed up the formatting because it's a spooky.
No.34207
>>34202What did you want most?
Generally, I can only be bothered to do something I at least know, if not personally like it.
1) Wizard 101 theme - No idea about this, I'd way sooner do a Ragnarok online one.
2) General ghost theme (Nameless Game) - Well covered by corpse party, if I did an RPG world spoof it'd moon or Tingle's Rupeeland.
3) Midori theme - Not my waifu, if you make it, I can fit it in.
4) Chaos/AVOHK2 theme - Will take some thought, but okay.
5) Some kind of retrofuture theme (suggested on a whim) - Delivered (deal with the magenta!)
6) Rubi theme (up in the air given the assets problem) - Not enthusiastic, but if RoW lands it…
7) Corn theme - Perhaps if pigs are eating it? Or combined with the Simpson's somehow (S11E5)
8) Rule of Rose theme (if the font is converted) - Not my hyperfixation, if you make it I can fit it in.
9) Jokingly I've mentioned a Gaia Online and Godzilla creepypasta theme. - It is HSG related, and Godzilla was dear to me. if I do an 8bit retrografix theme, that might be it.
No.34208
>>34206I'll clean it up in the morning 4 u
Goo night, HSG, may your evening be
n3u3r k1nd3r 4-13 free
No.34209
>>34208Those smartasses just had to use the Homestuck number, too.
No.34210
>>34207>No idea about thisI can rip the cursor and basic SFX. It's one I really want THOUGH.
> General ghost theme (Nameless Game) - Well covered by corpse partyI thought the idea was for a misty shrine with teru teru bōzu. Potential for Touhou representation.
This was meant to be the "pair" to CP (Child's Play.)
>Not my waifuNot a waifu. A daughterfu if anything.
I just thought the colors and feefees (circus) would be nice. You should watch/read Midori.
>if you make it, I can fit it in.>if you make it I can fit it in.Stop asking me to make things!
>(deal with the magenta!)HISS.
>Perhaps if pigs are eating it?Could be fun.
>Not my hyperfixationDon't call it that! I just can't get enough of envelope/notes for posts themes.
>>34208>>34209Eeeeeh…..?
No.34211
>>34205This can all stop once vat
DERSITES get off of all Ukrainian clay. None of this ever had to happen until they started their rape, torture, murder, and looting spree across the soil of a sovereign nation. The constant gloating over committing war crimes for an entire decade has consequences, including zero sympathy or empathy for any of these monsters. They blew up a children's hospital filled with cancer and dialysis patients and spent days publicly masturbating over how glorious it was and that they should do more every day.
Fuck them. Fuck every last one of them. No sympathy, no empathy. Kill every last russian on the planet … in the most inhumane and painful way possible … and cleanse the gene pool. It's a message that needs to be sent throug hthe next several centuries of human history: Fuck around. Find out.
T Z D
Z
D
Now. Always. Forever.
No mercy, no quarter.
No.34212
>>34211Lot of nukable countries there.
Also, shut up,
homosexual.
No.34213
>>34212You could defeat Russia with two nukes, drop one on Moscow and one on Petersburg and after that it's just a mopping up operation.
No.34214
Also Petersburg is probably pre-sighted for artillery from Estonia and Finland so it'll probably be leveled even before the first nuke hits
No.34216
>>34213You probably don't need any nukes to wipe Canada, Poland, and Australia off the face of the planet.
No.34219
Saved gay porn on his computer for the epic own.
No.34220
>>34219It's legitimate war footage. The fact that it just happens to have gay sex in it says more about the soldiers in it than it does me.
No.34221
>>34220Things that guys who save gay sex to their computer say:
No.34224
Russia Russia Russia!
No.34225
>>34223Canadian Rose Lalonde.
Farting. No.34226
>>34225What's she wearing?
No.34228
>>34227Well, I guess leaves do blow in fall…
No.34231
>>34230his name is "Sheldon the Cog" [full name: Sheldon Cogsworth] and he is the dandy's world toon version of pre-point Shallare
No.34232
After sleeping on it, I like the idea of a pig and mesubuta theme pair quite a bit
Pig would be have to be Porco Rosso as the MILLENIAL ghibli rep (though personally, I'm more of a sensitive Totoro soul). This also lets it slot easily over one of my oceanic ideas.
Mesubuta could have hilarious features like body graffiti on highlighted posts mweheheheh
No.34235
>>34210>I just thought the colors and feefees (circus) would be nice. You should watch/read Midori.Maybe I will, but I think a circus/clown theme can just be Zillyhoo based. It can even have some Z's here and there as a cheeky CALL-FORWARD to russo spergery
(No, I'm never doing a Horse theme)
No.34236
>>34235>but I think a circus/clown theme can just be Zillyhoo based. It can even have some Z's here and there as a cheeky CALL-FORWARD to russo spergery*Heavy sigh.*
No.34237
I woder if Aoomers will have longer attention-spans than zoomers because phone babies have to sit through a ton of ads.
No.34242
>>34239Global homo foods from freighters.
Globalism kills nature. :)
No.34244
>>34241The gay ballerina is the scandalized voice of propriety
No.34245
People would rather live in pods and eat genetically modified insect capsules than admit that maybe mass immigration and international trade weren't the best ideas.
No.34246
>>34243Sugoi for the environment and people's health!
No.34247
>>34236I'm building on it. Zs. The zillhoo face and rainbow can be set up like the rising sun….
I wonder if there are any Napoleonic elements to incorporate INto the imperialist clown theme (HARD HITTING SOCIAL COMMENTARY HERE)
No.34248
>>34244Are we the gay ballerina then? Just, in life?
No.34249
>>34238The dad being a turbogigachad is so funny to me. Also, the white void makes this really weird.
No.34250
>>34247You're seriously killing me with the bad ideas here.
Dad's Internet history:
Napoleonic artwork.
Dead Russians.
No.34251
>>34239These are the same people that
8ITCH non-stop about landlords and management btw.
No.34253
>>34251These are COMMUNES, chuddy!
No.34254
>>34251Maybe they still kill the landlords, they're giant Kowloon stans.
No.34255
I wonder if America's crazy 8ITCH problem is actually America's dumb 8ITCH problem. Think about how popular horoscopes are. Think about how popular they are with wwomen. Think about how the sexual market is the woman's buyers market. How many terrible relationships were sustained through the sheer power of horoscopes? Think about the fucking divorce rate. That's all America is, it's horoscope, divorce, and abortions.
Also, Homestuck never made a joke about this despite it having a joke about an overly complicated romance system and that's TERRIBLE.
No.34256
>>34254>they're giant Kowloon stans.I know I am!
No.34257
>>34256Do you have a good Kowloon bg?
I think that one would work in AnCap colors
No.34258
>>34257I only have aerial shots, of course. It probably wouldn't be the hardest thing to find one on Jewgle or, you know, the game.
No.34259
>>34129>>34178SO DID YOU JUST GIVE UP ON THIS?
No.34261
>>34260This should also have a flickering light effect but be brighter, I'd imagine.
No.34262
>>34259Yes, because it just drew inferences from single posts.
Here, a few examples.
Poster 1
Character & Style: This user is actively engaged in the thread, posting multiple times across different topics. Their posts seem casual and often delve into humorous or oddball observations about media or random thoughts. For example, in one post, they discuss the mechanics of a video game character’s abilities in an offbeat way (“Those deku scurb month/snout things must be lubricated or smoothed for optimized nut launching”).
Engagement/Abrasion: Playful and lighthearted. This user appears to contribute to the fun and silly conversations without being confrontational, often engaging with other users' posts through humorous commentary.
Poster 2
Character & Style: This user also posts frequently, showing a tendency to build on ongoing conversations. They respond with short, casual replies, often adding slight quips to others' comments (“you’ll get splinters…”). Their engagement feels somewhat passive but continuous, indicating that they might be more reactive than proactive in conversations.
Engagement/Abrasion: Friendly but somewhat detached. They seem more focused on keeping conversations going, offering small comments rather than initiating new discussion threads. No visible signs of conflict or friction.
Poster 3
Character & Style: This poster stands out for their intense rhetoric, as seen in a long, emotionally charged monologue about Russia, communism, and their view of global politics. Their post comes off as highly abrasive and charged with extreme opinions.
Engagement/Abrasion: Abrasive and aggressive. This user takes a more confrontational and forceful tone, contributing a dramatic political diatribe. Their style feels less conversational and more like a rant, potentially stirring controversy.
No.34263
>>34260"That's a barcade."
But sure, I guess they captured it well
No.34264
>>34263>"That's an barcade."You show a leftist a poorly lit room and they see "barcade."
No.34266
>>34265I feel like there was some living greenery, don't be so negative. I don't know if I'll go out of my way to prove you wrong THOUGH.
No.34267
>>34262A good encapsulation of the thread essence. How many posts do you think it cuts off at? You should test things like this, you know… Like, say, try this thread?
No.34269
>>34268I could just sniff the bigotry oozing off that post though, sweaty.
No.34272
>>34255That's a pretty glaring omission, admittedly. Maybe Hu$$ler has too much autist's disdain for it?
No.34273
>>34272I think it was Hu$$ler's love for meaningless parallelism and hateboner for actual world-building that kept it from becoming a thing plus he wouldn't want to bother to learn it.
No.34274
>>34273Playing card suits, THO
No.34277
>>34181>Is there some kind of gay rivalry between you two too?Nah, this obsessed retard is on his own. His ultrahomosexuality mixed with hate toward Russia and shizo of his own mind is not something I falling for.
Not interested in <3< with this обиженка from Polska communa.
Not even via c3<
Whew, this's guy must be possessedAnd unemployed jobless refugee No.34278
>>34274Not mutually exclusive.
No.34280
>>34278The differently horoscope compatibilities could've been themselves mapped to different troll romance flavors
Hu$$ler sleeping
No.34281
>>34279What do you use, inkscape?
No.34282
>>34280>The differently horoscope compatibilities could've been themselves mapped to different troll romance flavorsExactly. He's just a bad writer and wanted to be quirky for the sake of it.
No.34283
>>34239they hunt their food in the forest
No.34285
>>34283They eat the
DERSITES of the forest.
No.34287
@MEX didn't get to me on my query;
>>34267 No.34288
>>34287Sorry, I'm busying taking the sort thingy for a spin.
>>34239How about a version of this with
GREEN's island. Eh? Eh??
No.34289
>>34288>How about a version of this with GREEN's island. Eh? Eh??*Exasperated no.*
No.34290
>>34288>I'm busying taking the sort thingy for a spin.What's the sort thingy?
No.34291
>>34290https://github.com/execfera/charasort/It's seems fairly painless to convert, just time consumin'
No.34293
>>34267>>34287GPT hates this thread, must be too problematic
No.34294
>>34293Alright, how about the first 200 of the last thread then? SURELY THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM, RIGHT?
No.34295
>>34294Actually, I DEMANDED that it follow through on every post, and it started generating fake ones to fill the table
wweird but neat…
No.34296
>>34295>I DEMANDED that it follow through on every post, and it started generating fake ones to fill the tableMegidochan simulator 2.0?
No.34300
>>34299I'm attempting it with improvised names instead of truncated IPs, maybe the identity retention will be better
No.34307
>>34306Heh, well, if you know you know…
No.34310
>>34309IDE: CIA Rose Lalonde
No.34312
There are apparently 163 touhous
Anyone know a ballpark headcount of MSPA?
No.34314
>>34313This, was the final straw that made me leave for bluesky!
No.34315
I never finished setting up the /meiq/ board, but I wanna do an EO character portrait sorter as well.
Eventually.
No.34316
>>34308Those USSR party lines got some legs
No.34317
>>34314bluesky is gonna be even worse tho
No.34318
>>34317It seems lames from my short check.
But no chuddy jokes about that black lady with a knife, it's true.
No.34319
>>34313Stonetoss is a crypto-bolshevik.
No.34321
>>34303Again, the question arises of "How many of these are me?"
No.34323
>>34310[ga]Glowing Rose Fart So Bright[/ga[
No.34325
>>34319Irrelevant and stupid!
No.34326
>>34306Well, I stand by my words. Russia is a criminal terrorist state, and Mike Enoch is a fat gay kike who deserves to be shot and killed in real life not in minecraft.
No.34327
>>34325He literally does cartoons fawning over Communist China. He's a marxist-leninist.
No.34328
>>34327>He literally does cartoons fawning over Communist China.Post?
No.34332
>>34331Well of course you'd say that, you filthy sino
No.34333
>>34332Whiter than you,
DERSITE.
No.34336
>>34321Just one, it sticks out if you ask me
No.34337
>>34333Chinks are an eternal slave race. The mere fact that nobody in China batted an eye when Xi Jinpig removed his term limits is quite telling. Chinks literally want to be enslaved and told what they can and can't do. China will never beat the West. Every time shit goes south in China, what do they do? Do chinks try to fix the root of the problem? Nope. They allow their country to go to shit until a new dominant master "unites" them. Basically, they just sit around doing nothing (besides massacring each other by the tens of millions and feasting upon human corpses like the triple
DERSITES they are) until a new master shows up to lord over them. Doesn't matter if the new master is a chink or a foreigner, because as long as he has power, he will be obeyed. Chinks want to be enslaved. No, they NEED to be enslaved. The burden of independence is simply too overwhelming for them. Being enslaved is the only way they know how to function as a society without resorting to chaos and cannibalism.
Chinks are the most easily controlled and brainwashed people in the world. That's why Chinese nationalism is such a big thing, and even overseas chinks defend their motherland despite enjoying all the benefits of not actually living there. If you're an overseas chink nationalist reading this, ask yourself why you even defend your motherland in the first place. You just do… right? It comes naturally, right? Bingo. That's because you are a member of the Chinese slave race. Your ancestors were slaves, your grandparents were slaves, your parents were slaves, and so are you. You can take a slave out of China, but you can't take the slave out of a Chinese. Imagine that. Living in the West and having the liberty of independent thought… yet, you're STILL controlled by China. You're simply incapable of independent thought. You're a slave.
No.34338
I guess since XLR is no longer here for pop slop reviews and I'm slightly buzzed, I'll give my hot take for 2MILE (SMILE 2 which sadly was not stylized like that because I guess that's just a step too far.) Keep in mind that I saw this at the behest of someone else because it was their birthday.
The "opening" is the strongest part because it felt like the directorial stylismarinoes fit the kind of movie it "was" but it ended in like 5 minutes so whatever. That is to say I'd rather see a movie where a guy has to fight through the Russian mob trying to pass on a demonic curse to the head guy only to fuck up at the last second than what SMILE 2 was. It's too bad that ended and the actual story begun.
I didn't see the original soyjak demon movie so I'm left up in the air on how exactly everything works. Now I'm not a stickler for "YOUR HORROR MONSTER HAS TO HAVE RULES" but the basic premise, since fake magic fairy exposition man seems to be at least partially right, is that there are basically no rules. Nothing the demon does is actually real unless it wants it to be and then you're just kind of fucked. It's whole point is to drive you insane and give in, which, logically, it can (from a story-telling perspective) happen at any point and (from the monster's perspective) it can logically force at any point. So you're left with a movie that's ultimately hinged on the entity's sadism.
And that's not a bad thing but this is mildly experimental™ filmmaking, not actually experimental filmmaking (of the Italian, French, or Asiatic kind) so the bar set for surreal spectacle is rather low.
I'm not going to fact check this to prove or undermine my criticisms of the film's direction but wasn't the first movie literally just le studio giving zillenial YouTubers a bunch of money and the movie becoming a cult hit? Because that's how it feels. There's a lot of "LONGER AND CLOSER SHOT = BETTER" and significantly less "WHAT IF WE TIIIIIIIIIIIILT THE CAMERA OR HAVE IT UPSIDE DOWN" (because the whole film feels like "LONGER AND CLOSER SHOT = BETTER")
No.34339
>>34338>The body was too longI'm not going to sugarcoat or spoil my review because frankly I think it's pointless. The movie is pointless. The demon wins.
Now what I heard from an interview and the obvious implications of the ending, they're just going to try to push the premise as far as they can which I can respect. Which is basically the same thing as Terrifier which I can also respect. But again, the spectacle is low and the audience's expectations are even lower so anything remotely verging into the realm of unreliable narrator and Terrifier's 90s anime OVA blood pinatas are enough to send zoomies into a zealous fervor. Even though better things have been done with curse/unreliable narrator and gorefests before. Whatever.
I guess I should also note that the film is full of a bunch of zillenial black humor. I guess the best way to put is that it's like Whedon-esque quips but with the characters still taking the scene completely seriously. A real avant-garde branching, I know.
The lead and mother of the lead character in this movie had fucked up teeth.
I give this one XLR/one XLR.
Also, I saw the Kraven The Hunter trailer. It looked surprisingly not!shit (which is something you can't say for a lot of Sony Film trailers.) Unfortunately, they're pushing the niggress femme fatale meme. Sorry, Jews, nobody's buying it! All of the rest of the trailers made me want to kill myself. Gladiator 2, seriously?
No.34340
>>34337Cool copypasta, Pablo.
No.34341
>>34336Really? I can't tell if I'm 2 or 4.
No.34342
>>34335>Shit holder at number 3 and not number 2You have done her a great dishonor.
No.34343
>>34338>>34339>I give this one XLR/one XLR.So is that like a strong 6 out of 10?
No.34344
Or sorry I think it was "light 7s" he used to hand out
No.34345
>>34343>>34344It means nothing. There was product and I consoomed product.
Nothing was lost, nothing was gained. I got more ICEE points that I can redeem for ICEE merchandise if I get some more ICEE points because I got an ICEE.
So I guess it was a net positive ICEE-wise and completely neutral in all other respects. I also ate a boatload of sushi and got drunk on Japanese beer after the movie so so.
No.34347
>>34329Got a laugh out of me which is more than I can say for nanc4
No.34350
>>34347You can't just say that. Especially in the face of Sinfest.
No.34351
>>34348Blaming Jews for the fall of Ancient Greece…?
[NOTABLY ZEUS AND NOT HIS ROMAN EQUIVALENT JUPITER.]
>>34349Can Tatsuya say the same?
No.34353
>>343414, you're aren't sporadic.
No.34354
Chubby Rose Lalonde had a cameo btw.
No.34355
>>34353I can be!
4 is ominous… No.34356
>>34354That's worth two fully-loaded double stack XLRs and a side of fries on its own
No.34359
>>34356What would the XLR be at a fast food place? We should make it Chubby Rose Lalonde's meal of choice at McDonald's and Burger King… in honor…
No.34360
>>34357>PsychologistRose? Rose Lalonde?
No.34361
China is a dystopian nightmare.
bUt mY wHaTaBoUtIsM aMeRiCa cope….
No, China is MUCH worse.
Ever hear how the USA media can talk about Michael Jackson kiddie didling, Epstein, or how bad Chicago is and that California
has a homeless problem? Of course!
Have you ever heard of the Chinese Epstein Song Shanmu that held a children's brothel where he raped anything that
moved (4years in prison only), organ harvesting of Falun dafa, 7 million Chinese living in caves, China's definition
of "out of poverty" is making 423 dollars a year, China's authoritarian covid measures where people are welded into their houses without
food and starve to death, no animal rights violations, housing bubble popped and it's propped up by government loans? And the list goes on.
No you haven't. Why? Because that shit gets swept under the rug, you DERSITE. You can't find any information on it in China and if you
share the proof you found with a VPN, you are detained in a metal chair until you give a confession of guilt and pay hefty fines.
The truth is, nobody thinks China is better than the US. It's just cope.
All those webms you see? That's the real China.
No.34362
>>34359Maybe mozz sticks on the burg, since he's cheesy!
No.34363
>>34362Also fry some chimken since he's a
DERSITE.
No.34364
>>34361>Granddad is still going from an offhand remarkSasuga.
No.34365
>>34364The original Chinese don't exist anymore.
2 out of the last 3 dynasties of China were ruled by foreign conquerors. Let that sink in. TWO out of the last THREE. Even before the Mongols came along, the northern half of China was ruled by foreign conquerors for almost 700 years. In fact, the Jin dynasty that the Mongols conquered was already ruled by foreign conquerors (called the Jurchens) who themselves had replaced another dynasty of foreign conquerors (called the Khitans) to become the rulers of the northern half of China. Keep in mind that the northern half of China is the more important half, as it contains the original heartland of China while the south was originally a frontier land. The Khitans and Jurchens alone brutally enslaved the Chinese for more than 300 years.
Even the Tang dynasty, considered the golden age of China, originated from foreign-ruled dynasties. After the fall of the Han dynasty, the northern half of China was repeatedly conquered by various foreign invaders for almost 300 years during a time of total chaos and suffering. The foreign "barbarians" came in wave after wave, replacing previous conquerors and running a train of rape and destruction on the enslaved Chinese population. After suffering almost 3 centuries of nonstop rape by all those different foreign ethnicities, the Chinese in the northern half of China became completely mongrelized. The genuine "Han Chinese" were raped or race-mixed out of existence in the northern half of China by that point and only larpers with fabricated genealogies remained. Eventually, one of the northern barbarian-ruled dynasties conquered the rest of China and then transitioned into the Tang dynasty. The rulers of Tang were ethnic Xianbei mutts who larped as Han Chinese. The Tang dynasty may have been culturally sinicized, but most of its population—including the rulers and the elite—had already been racially mongrelized by hundreds of years of rape and enslavement by hordes of different barbarians.
No.34366
>>34365In the middle of the multi-ethnic Tang dynasty, an Indo-European general named An Lushan started a civil war that has been called the second deadliest conflict in history after WWII. Some scholars claim that 36 million people died, or 1/6 of the world's population. Regardless, about 2/3 of China's entire population was killed or displaced. An Lushan tried to conquer all of China and even Indo-Europeans, Uyghurs, Tibetans, and Arabs got involved, raping and massacring the defenseless population of China and further mongrelizing the already mongrelized "Chinese race." This is the war in which 30,000 civilians were eaten during a prolonged siege. By the time the siege ended, only 400 civilians remained. Cannibalism has a long and continuous tradition in China, look it up. The Tang dynasty never recovered from this war and declined.
Once the Tang dynasty collapsed, the northern half of China was again conquered by foreigners. The Khitans and Jurchens enslaved, oppressed and exploited the Chinese for more than 300 years. The Jurchens were especially brutal. In the Jingkang Incident, they captured the Song dynasty capital and massacred, raped and enslaved the entire population, including the royal family of China. The emperor himself and 14,000 elites were forced to march all the way to the Jurchen capital, where they all became slaves or sex slaves. The Jurchens ruled the northern half of China with an iron fist, but they were eventually replaced by the Mongols, who conquered all of China. The Mongols enforced a rigid caste system in which the "southern Chinese" were placed at the absolute bottom, below the "northern Chinese." The northern Chinese elites were not ethnically Chinese; they were the descendants of the foreign invaders who had repeatedly conquered the northern half of China for centuries. The rest of the population was a mongrelized byproduct of centuries of rape and race-mixing that irreversibly and forcibly changed the gene pool of China.
No.34367
>>34366The Mongol Yuan dynasty was eventually ousted by Chinese peasants. The first emperor of the Ming dynasty was originally a homeless bum. After all that time being dominated by foreigners, the actual Chinese finally ruled all of China … but not for long. Northern foreigners called the Manchus conquered all of China and established the Qing dynasty, which is the last dynasty in the history of China. 25 million people died during the Manchu conquest of China. The Manchus were extremely cruel to the enslaved Chinese population. They brutally imposed a national hairstyle called the "queue," which was essentially a circumcision of the head that symbolized Chinese enslavement to the Manchus, and carried out a decade of gruesome massacres against all the Chinese who resisted it. For almost 300 years until the end of the Qing dynasty, it was illegal to not have a queue upon punishment of death. The Manchus even had the most brutal and oppressive literary inquisitions in the history of China. Entire villages were executed to punish individuals who so much as uttered a single word of criticism about the Manchus. "Death by a thousand cuts" was especially popular during the Qing dynasty. Manchu rule of China finally ended in 1912, but it's been well documented that for years afterward many Chinese were still terrified to cut their queue for fear of possible retribution by their former Manchu masters.
Ironically, the modern "Han Chinese" are actually proud of their historical enslavement to the Manchus. Uncle Changs brag that the Han Chinese played an important role in the Manchu conquest of China and aided the Manchus in their rapes and massacres of millions of innocent Han Chinese. The shameless Han Chinese even boast that the Manchus were benevolent masters and worship Manchu emperors such as Kang Xi, proving without a doubt that the Han Chinese are a natural slave race, which is why Imperial Japan degradingly called them "chankoro," meaning "Qing's slaves."
No.34368
>>34367Take a look at a topographic map of China and see how flat and open the heartland is. China is begging to be invaded. Historically, China was the most invaded region in the world and the Chinese were the most subjugated people in the world. Despite outnumbering all their enemies, the Chinese were raped and massacred a myriad of times by a multitude of different foreign ethnicities. Even the Tibetans laid waste to China and sacked its capital. Never once having experienced a single moment of freedom in thousands of years, whether due to enslavement by foreigners or oppression and exploitation by their own central governments, the Chinese are an eternal slave race whose "national character" was described by Lu Xun as "a blend of fawning obsequiousness and slavish submission to power." Despite being the world's largest population, the Chinese have historically been and continue to be the most subservient people in the world, like slaves who are incapable of independent thought and action.
Haku Zynkyoku-san is 100% correct. The original Chinese don't exist anymore. In fact, they stopped existing more than 1500 years ago. 95% of chinks call themselves "Han Chinese." It's a catchall term for all the chinks who've been mongrelized to the point of no return. The modern Chinese are the mystery meat of the human race and their gene pool is a giant contaminated cum rag that repeatedly absorbed huge gobs of impure barbarian semen for ages. "Barbarians" were considered
DERSITES by the Chinese. Imagine being enslaved, raped and mongrelized by
DERSITES for more than 1000 years. That's what happened to China. The Chinese suffered so much pain and hardship for so long that they degenerated into a soulless bug people, jaded and desensitized to the point of being devoid of all morality and human emotion. China has the most tumultuous and tragic history in the world. Don't be fooled by Chinese nationalists and propagandists who try to whitewash and glorify Chinese history.
No.34369
DERSITE, shut the fuck up.
No.34370
>>34365>>34366>>34367>>34368Reminder that these paragraphs originate from calling two Stonetoss comics based.
No.34372
>>34371And then Roxykitsperg was a pig.
No.34374
Christian Virtues:
Charity, Justice, Mercy, Prudence, Honesty.
most revered figure - Jesus, a savior of pure heart and soul who suffered ultimate evil for the sake of humanity.
Chinese Virtues:
Lies, Deceit, Pridefulness, Subterfuge
most revered figure - A fucking monkey that can transform into rocks and clone itself, and Mao Zedong, a borderline retarded dictator
No.34375
>>34374Roxykitsperg virtues:
Arguing with no one, genocide, roleplaying as a baby
No.34377
>>34376Closer to China than Christ.
No.34378
>>34377All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
No.34380
>>34379He probably did say that at some point, yeah.
No.34381
Also, I take
>>34377 as a tacit admission that China is committing genocide.
No.34382
Your political beliefs basically begin and end with wiping out 80% of the world's population.
>>34381We're playing by your definitions, your rules in this /pol/drivel version of Umineko.
No.34384
>>34382>Your political beliefs basically begin and end with wiping out 80% of the world's population.Yes, and?
>>34383This anon gets it.
No.34385
>>34383I was going to say "If Russians are ontologically evil, why not all other Slavics, why not India, why not Africa…?"
Wow, boom, millions must die unironically and that's kind of the end of the plan because he NEVER TALKS ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE.
No.34386
>>34385Don't even get me started on Indians.
No.34387
>>34386You fail to address the real point. Where does America go once you nuke 80% of the world's population? Is it then just automatically paradise in your eyes? Are you that fucking retarded?
No.34388
Roxkit… defender of wwomen?
No.34390
>>34387>Where does America go once you nuke 80% of the world's population? Is it then just automatically paradise in your eyes? Are you that fucking retarded?This would make great dialog for the final boss in a plane game (enemy in a superplane who you have to take out so that the bombers can get through and nuke the Three Gorges Dam)
No.34391
>>34388Jeets, russians and
DERSITES are the primary perpetrators of rape in the world, so genociding them is a service to
wwomen everywhere
No.34392
>>34390>(enemy in a superplane who you have to take out so that the bombers can get through and nuke the Three Gorges Dam)Would likely unironically hurt the Earth as a whole because you'd be fucking with gravity overnight.
Oh, and yeah, I'm the enemy. I'm the bad guy here. Race-obsessed retards are the fucking worst. No theory, no ideology, just unga bunga me tribe must win the videogame.
>>34391And then what, you insipid fucktard?
No.34393
>>34391Oh yeah and mexicans. Mexico is the number 1 country in producing child porn so nuke Mexico.
No.34394
>>34393Now we're going up to a strong 85% because "If Mexico, why not all of central and Southern America"
No.34395
We did it, we won Civ with a military victory by nuking every continent besides Oceania and Antarctica at least once.
No.34397
>>34396Literally nobody likes you.
No.34400
>>34394>"If Mexico, why not all of central and Southern America"That might be going a bit far. You could DEFINITELY make arguments for hitting Brazil and Venezuela though. Also Nicaragua.
No.34401
>>34398This but on a dragon
No.34402
>>34401DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUNDA
No.34403
>>34400>That might be going a bit far.Actually kill yourself.
No.34404
>>34403Have I finally found someone who wants to commit latinX genocide even more that I do?
No.34405
>>34399Hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby…
No.34406
>>34404No. Have you not gotten through your thick skull that I hate your intellectually disingenuous and lazy rationale more than I actually do your rhetoric? Oh, and the fact that you're fucking annoying and obsessive with it. But I guess I'm annoying about attacking you so I guess it equals out? No, fuck you. Eat a bullet, baby.
No.34407
>>34400wwhats wwrong with brazil
No.34408
Spengler rolls in his fucking grave everytime an accelerationist/far-rightist decides to play Battleships with world cultures.
No.34409
>>34407Everything but let's not defend the local fucktard.
No.34411
>>34407Drugs, crime, authoritarian leftist government,
TRICKSTERSI can't believe I actually side with Elon Musk over them
No.34412
>>34410Poppy? Poppy League of Legends?
No.34415
Chuds should get stripped of their anthropology scout badge if it only serves to essentialize cultures into "things worth nuking or not."
I consider myself an essentialist, because in anthropology and religious studies, you either have one of two fatal flaws. But I'm a "Jungian essentialist." I would never say any culture is worth annihilating through super epic right wing death squad takeover power fantasies. Every civilization gets the death it deserves (up until a point at least. Modernity seems to slow the process.)
>>34414 It's a spoiler for SBurb.
No.34416
Oh, and yeah, I'm the enemy. I'm the bad guy here. Race-obsessed retards are the fucking worst. No theory, no ideology, no wingmen, no war. Just me and you, whoever wins decides the fate of China. Every safety's coming off, no second chances.
No.34417
I really want to know what state Roxykitsperg is from because he's either from the boonies or completely full of shit.
No.34418
>>34416Why are you playing as the villain in this game? Was this made by Jews?
No.34419
>>34406Perfect dialog for the phase where the boss tries to gun you
No.34420
>>34419Why does all this military dialogue sound like petty squabbles on an anonymous image board
No.34422
>>34420That's just how plane game writing is.
No.34423
>>34415>Every civilization gets the death it deserves (up until a point at least. Modernity seems to slow the process.)*hides plummeting TFR behind a curtain*
No.34424
>>34423You're incredibly dense.
No.34425
>>34422I don't know I've never head an
>implyingin any of them.
No.34427
>>34426Oh, so that explains his major malfunction.
No.34428
REMINDER: THIS IS WHAT AMERICA DOES. IT USES UNPRECEDENTED AND UNSUSTAINABLE PROSPERITY TO IMPORT ILLEGALS TO SLAUGHTER ANIMALS AND FRY THEIR MEAT SO THAT WE CAN STUFF IT DOWN DERSITES' THROATS UNTIL THEY'RE TOO FAT TO wwalk.
IT LITERALLY TRAINS PEOPLE IN THE CUTTING EDGE OF MATH, SCIENCE, FINANCE AND MANAGEMENT TO ERECT OFFSHORE PLATFORMS TO SUCK UP THE CARBONIZED REMAINS OF EXTINCT SPECIES IN ORDER TO PROVIDE THE NECESSARY FUEL FOR THE SPIC-NIG CYCLE.
I GUESS I NEVER REALLY GRASPED THE GOAL OF CIVILIZATION BEFORE. WHY DID NEWTON DISCOVER CALCULUS? WHAT ARE MAXWELL'S EQUATIONS FOR? WHY DID MENDELEEV DEDUCE THE PERIODIC PROPERTIES OF ELEMENTS? THE ANSWER TO THESE AND TO ALL QUESTIONS: TO STUFF NIGS WITH FRIED MEAT UNTIL THEY BECOME CRIPPLED FROM OVEREATING, THEN TO PROVIDE THEM WITH HEROIC MEDICAL CARE UNTIL THE GRACELESSLY EXPIRE.
No.34429
>>34428MPC sucks, TRS sucks, Sam Hyde sucks
All are just goons-but-right-wing, with all that entails
No.34430
Monarch: hero of Breath
Crimson: hero of Blood
No.34431
>>34429>MPC >Sam Hyde sucks>All are just goons-but-right-wing, with all that entailsYes and no.
Not sure how condescending I should be with this reply since we're quasi-anonymous so I'll end it here.
No.34432
>>34430The classes, the classes!
No.34434
>>34433This was an accident. Fuck phones.
No.34435
>>34433What did she mean by this?
No.34436
>>34415>I would never say any culture is worth annihilating through super epic right wing death squad takeover power fantasies.Come on, not even India?
No.34437
>>34436The origins of Dharmic religions prove that they, as a people, are capable of great wisdom and they have tremendous achievements in mathematics and medicine.
We can't point to every place that's a shithole in CURRENT YEAR and go "lol nuke it" because that's how you end up in an Aryan crater.
No.34438
CURRENT DAY India as a country truly disgusts me but I find their online antics just amusing. South Americans, on the other hand, are truly insufferable online. No offense, RoW.
No.34439
>>34438>South Americans, on the other hand, are truly insufferable online.In general, or just Brazilians?
No.34441
>>34439Mostly just Brazilians. Biggest country, after all.
No.34442
Who's the China in Touhou again? I REFUSE to look this up.
No.34444
>>34443You can't trick me, that's the girl from Metal Gear Solid. :^)
No.34447
Xi Jinping, I nuke the baby. Just for you…
No.34449
>>34448Can't Little Japan get its own culture for once?
No.34451
>>34450Roxykit can't defend
wwomen because he is one.
No.34453
>>34452Seek institutionalization.
No.34455
>>34454HOMESTUCK WAS 15 YEARS AGO
No.34456
>>34455It hardly feels like half that.
I've been stuck in the Eidolon world, or somethin
No.34458
>>34457Nanc4 is gonna get forced-feminized by all those microplastics!
No.34459
>>34429The fried meat copypasta is from before MPC paywalled up to suck Trump's dick undisturbed. Classic.
No.34460
Okay, this was good practice moving the post bodies around before doing the yugioh card theme
Anyone know a good "gameFAQs" noise for the front page?
I guess I can just take something from OoT or FFVII, they would've wanted it that way.
No.34462
websim.ai
This is insane.
No.34464
>>34281i did not create this nor it was made with Inkscape, it was probably made with ibisPaint
No.34465
>>34462I'm not seeing anything.
No.34466
Nothing you can say will stop me from volunteering to violently rape and murder the Chinese. Do you understand how absolutely overpoweringly strong the average American gun owner is compared to a chink? How few rounds a chink fires during training compared to my average weekend? I am going to pull them apart like flies, shoot their bellies and watch the rice and boiled rat pour out, peel their skulls to see how they are shaped differently from a real human's. I am going to literally capture six of them who haven't finished puberty yet, force-feed them TRICKSTER hormone juice purchased from the internet, and keep them in my basement feeding them lots until they're curvy and feminine and then I'm going to make the girliest ones kill, in entertainingly horrible and brutal ways, the ones that don't make the cut and then I am going to rape the survivors to death, one by one, each convinced that they sold out enough of their new "sisters" to survive. I won't enjoy it because that shit's gay but I will have the biggest throbbing meaty murderboner from the suffering I'm inflicting that you can imagine the entire time, and I'm going to videotape it and post it on /gif/ over and over no matter how many times I get banned there. Nothing you can do will save you from me, I am a 6'5" GROWN ASS MAN of Dutch ancestry who works out obsessively for the purpose of someday raping and murdering chink soldiers.
No.34467
>>34465I tried (having it) "make" the Homestuck typing style analyzer but it just spat out john for everything
No.34468
>>34467There's an "edit" function. Tell it to include more typing styles. It spits out a better version.
No.34469
>>34468Better, but this must be a case where the quality of your prompt determines the quality of your slop.
My concentration is a bit too divided to gen gud at the moment
No.34471
PICTURE IT!
ONE BILLION! ONE BILLION LIVES!
No.34472
>>34446clown mode, I'm surprised he's rendering at all when >> don't
Let's see lenny
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No.34474
1 C4NT STOP F4RT1NG
No.34476
for real though i am in gastral distress rn
No.34479
OK4Y NOW 1M SH1DD1NG
No.34480
FUCK
No.34481
>>34476Strat eating soups. Don't overdose it with spicy things, don't solt it more than it needs. Don't do sodas, alcos
You know, health food
No.34483
>>34478A mode for random quirks and colors on each post would be really funny, but probably too much effort.
No.34484
>>34483I wanted it to do
@keyframes shake {
0%, 100% { transform: translateX(0); }
10%, 30%, 50%, 70%, 90% { transform: translateX(-2px); }
20%, 40%, 60%, 80% { transform: translateX(2px); }
}
on the body
Whenever "fuck" is posted, but not sure how yet, hmm…
Maybe a wordfilter with hidden tags, but that still takes JS
No.34485
>>34481Thanks for the helpful advice
No.34486
>French IME even confusingly fucks up photoshop shortcuts
Where did it come from, and what command keeps enabling it…?
No.34491
>>34454It's hard to be a moon.
No.34493
>>34466>Nothing you can say will stop me from volunteering to violently rape and murder the Chinese.But not Russia, lololololol.
No.34494
>>34457This one just feels like a fucking dream.
No.34495
>>34338>>34339Oh, yeah, and there was "i should call 911 but cut to the reason i don't call 911 which is blatantly obvious to anyone who's paying attention" scene which feels like a trope for directing for the lowest common denominator.
No.34498
>>34497GREENska
You're reminding me of an especially egregious Hu$$ler answer. Don't.
No.34499
>>34483A bit of sleep inspiration is that the dave/
GREEN Christmas theme shall make all body text lowercase. Heh, how sickeningly sweet.
No.34501
>>34500Worthless character.
No.34503
>>34502He definitely fucking would before Act 6.
No.34506
>>34504Karkat definitely fucking cares here. Note the despair in his face in the very next panel (he's glad that Sollux-kun is OK so no tears shed.)
And obviously, he cares even less about Feferi.
No.34508
>>34505ESL/
TRICKSTER combo???
No.34509
>>34508It's probably just an unironic girl, come on.
No.34510
>>34509Websim.ai, design me an ape that analyzes the pitch of youtube video voice overs to determine if the author is a biofem or not
No.34512
MEX, show me your list of projects planned, please.
No.34513
>>34512Yasagure Sticker set
Misc Sticker set
Homestuck sticker set
Board link graphics for the front page
Yasagure sorter page
Etrian Odyssey sorter page
Homestuck sorter page
Dem themes (currently fixation)
Alice game TL
Self certified genius Sara TL
My own Kubel fangame.
I kind of lost my enthusiasm for the lil webkinz after the creator TOTALLY SNUBBED me from even registering for his forum to say thanks. I'll get over it and finish that eventually.
No.34514
>>34507"Bwo I planned the vampire cop-out"
Sure. Surely it wasn't a reaction to backlash about the gay rage.
No.34515
>>34502>>34506He'd say it but he wouldn't mean it deep down. Maybe he'd feel bad and try to make up for it later but then mess it up.
No.34516
>>34514I think murderstuck was still on the cusp of oldhuss becoming nuhuss. Maybe he simply caved to the screeches, idk.
No.34517
>>34515Shut the fuck up with your retarded Tumblr woobie interpretation of Karkat. Kanaya was like, Karkat's fifth favorite troll before Act 6.
>>34516>oldhuss becoming nuhuss. Maybe he simply caved to the screechesHow are these distinct? Nuhuss (really just Huss; he never changed) is defined by simultaneously stoking the fires and also backing down when he gets backlash (especially if it's not the "right" backlash.)
No.34519
>>34517Nah, they didn't interact a ton but Karkat always thought positively of Kanaya
No.34521
>>34520>I decided to slot this one one AVOHK (a bit too niche)Nigga…
Can you finish all of the priorities before you say you're dumping them? Sheesh.
No.34522
>>34517>>34519I thought she was definitely in his top 3, at least respect wise (if not chemistry wise)
They did the frog shit together and all, plus the MUH ANCESTRAL PREDESTINATION this with Signless/Dolorosa
No.34523
>>34521Don't know jack about Bionicle. Sry.
I've at least explored a synthetic Kowloon in a few games.
No.34524
>>34522>I thought she was definitely in his top 3Sollux, Terezi, Gamzee (Hu$$ler forgot they were moirails)
>(if not chemistry wise)HAHAHAHAHAHA, no.
>They did the frog shit together and all, plus the MUH ANCESTRAL PREDESTINATION this with Signless/DolorosaLate ass inclusions. Everything about the trolls is so poorly written, I fucking hate it.
But no, bite-sized, you can read Hu$$ler writing as "well i need to make this not look like bullshit when it happens" as opposed to legitimate characterization or development.
No.34525
>>34523>Don't know jack about Bionicle.I was asking for the SMT2 angel and fire as the lower banner and lights from heaven as the top banner and chains on the side. What are you going on about, you big stupid?
No.34528
>>34527You could make a tard argument but Karkat definitely did not respect her babying Tavros and Eridan.
I just meant the top three thing.
No.34530
I really, really hate the Kanaya/Karkat dynamic for a billion different reasons.
No.34532
>>34529It was sushi so it's not PIGGING out. My leg muscles and my abdomen muscles are sore because I'm not used to sitting normally for almost three hours to watch a demon kill a single lady.
No.34533
>>34531No, chief among them that they only talk when their dynamic would work least (EVERYONE IS DEAD), it's not funny, and that I would have preferred the tard-wrangling duo of the Beta trolls to be Feferi and Karkat but I don't care to explain them because you don't care. NOBODY CARES.
No.34535
>>34533>>34534Also it contributes to the woobiefication of Karkat.
No.34536
>>34533>FeferiHu$$ler says the less time spent writing girly girls the better
No.34537
That'd maybe work though
No.34538
Since she could always pull 'rank' as a last resort
No.34539
>>34536Because he's autistic and doesn't know how to write people that aren't him. He needs his fucking autism filter on which is why Kanaya ultimately won the coddle-off.
>>34537If Hu$$ler was a good writer, yes.
>>34538Feferi also, ironically, didn't coddle as much as Kanaya and stood her ground against Vriska. Karkat not liking Feferi is fucking baffling. God, stop talking about this ass-shit comic, please.
No.34541
>>34539>Hu$$ler I'm not going to repeat myself about this.
No.34542
>>34540No More
DERSITES 2
No.34543
>>34541What's wrong wiff it?
Well, maybe but the dollar signs stay on (And, as he admitted on formspring, the other letters are a paper-mache hundred dollar bills and gold bullion)
No.34545
I altered another while I'm at it
No.34548
>>34547It's an insult but not a slur
No.34550
>>34549I wish he was inside a Johnny Rocket's. That'd actually be sick. Shut the fuck up, Dave.
No.34552
>>34551What would that be, soyboy?
No.34553
VGH, just remembered the year everyone thought it was super cool to act like black wwomen TEAR SHIT UP by calling things "bougie" (or however they would spell it. boujee?)
*retching problem sleuth sticker*
No.34554
>>34552Dave is an insult on its own.
No.34555
>>34553I love how all new slang is antiquated ebonics, not even new ebonics, just old ebonics. Fucking weird.
No.34556
wwe live in a society
*gets raped*
No.34558
>>34555"Not this chan, not on this day!"
No.34559
>>34557>>34556BPDemon pussy - not even once for 5 minutes
No.34560
I was going to Eripost a song but I forgot it.
No.34561
>>34560It's unfortunate. Such things depend on spontaneity, after all.
No.34564
>>34562In chains.
Needs to be in chains.
No.34565
>>34561Untrue. I can be spontaneous!
No.34567
>>34566The cool, new friend. Some other variation of Rose.
No.34568
>>34565Not you personally, I only meant that if you don't grab the shitpost when it hits, it might slip away
No.34569
>>34567That's from the start of Hivebent
I guess Karkat doesn't think of the other 6 as friends
No.34570
>>34569Literally yes.
Aradia, Sollux, Terezi, Gamzee, and Eridan. :^)
No.34571
>>34570My erikat knowledge has lapsed
No.34572
>>34571The KanayaKarkat relationship is an astroturf and I will no let up on this.
No.34573
>>34572Astroturf of the Author
No.34574
>>34573Yes, you can retroactively force relationships in your own comic. If you have media literacy, you can recognize unnatural developments like this.
No.34575
>>34566They probably still believed the game was divided in two teams at this point.
No.34576
>>34575>Implying Hu$$ie thought ahead He probably didn't think of the trolls past the others being characters (so Tavros and Kanaya were the friends but instead we got Gamzee and Aradia introduced)
World's best shart hider.
No.34577
>>34574Return to the core was practically a full year before act 6
in silver era MSPA terms, that's basically established forever
No.34580
>>34577>Return to the core was practically a full year before act 6 And still? Before that? They were barely even friends in that too.
No.34581
*whispering* el diablo…
No.34583
>>34582>KarnayaBut it even sounds so carnal and taboo!!
No.34584
>>34583Maybe you're just a pervert.
No.34590
>>34589>>Majetano fart.shit and fart
No.34591
>>34589>W-What?Makes me irate.
No.34592
>>34590>shit and fartYou're such kid sometimes…
No.34594
>>34586If we're zoomerbaiting, what are the main tenants of mascot horror
No.34595
>>345941) Mascot
2) Horror
No.34597
>>34596>So Monokuma is fine?KILL YOURSELF.
No.34605
>>34602And I hate you for them.
No.34608
>>34607It's telling you seem fixated on Yuka…
No.34611
>>34609After huffing ghost farts.
No.34614
Did Kanaya ever actually express that she doesnt like men or what
No.34615
>>34614Hu$$ie doesn't so she doesn't :^)
No.34617
>>34603dad staring at his daughters ass deep in thought in the last panel
No.34618
>>34572He has like the exact same level of interaction with Eridan as Kanaya
No.34621
>>34618"I made you a hiveswap, but vriska ated it :(("
I'll check this on my reread. It's certianly TOLD NOT SHOWN that Karkat and Kanaya worked together, but Eri was being a raving nutter on his inhospitable planet nobody visited
No.34622
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-733Mask Expert, found another SCP for you.
No.34623
>>34574>media literacyWorthless commie buzzword
No.34624
>>34493Don't worry, once Russia has economically collapsed to a level that would make Nigerians grateful for their lot (which is only months away), there'll be no need to rape anyone. Your sister will gladly be my mail-order cock-sleeve for 5 Trillion Roubles - $20. I'll Pavlov-condition her to cum whenever she's shown videos of Russian soldiers getting shot or beaten, until she can only be sexually aroused only at the thought of her country being destroyed and humiliated. She will have never known a joy as great as screaming 'Slava Ukraini!' as she cums to the sight of a burning Russian flag.
I'm looking forward to it, and seeing how Russians are such
優しい人s that they worship a Bolshevik Jew and Georgian who massacred them in the millions, I know you're looking forward to it too.
No.34625
>>34622Ummm, thanks.
People get offput by the NTR genre (and I understand why), but NTR/Horror is just a classic story, ain't it.
No.34626
>>34624>優しい人sHehehe
I knew it wouldn't take long for a cluck to drop around here
No.34627
>>34626The russian is the ultimate
優しい人old. You get raped in school, in military, at work. If you protest about it, you go to jail where you are raped again. Your entire shitbag of a country is owned by very few, very rich jewish men, and you only get to enjoy the scraps. Your monthly wage as a doctor is way lower than what our homeless make picking pennies from the ground. Your
wwomen are leaving the country in droves, only a promise of western cock will make a russian woman betray the motherland. Even the fives of the west get a nine from Russia. You worship a bolshevist jew and a georgian who massacred ethnic russians by the million. Massacres that were carried out by the always obedient russians themselves. Your multicultural country has way more muslims than any country in Europe. Your famous authors, your national treasures, are only famous for portraying the misery of what it is being a russian, misery of kind the west had never seen.
That's pretty much as
優しい人old as you can get.
No.34628
>>34501>>34621That was a good span of HS discussion there.
Maybe we need RUSSIA HIJACK LOL image with roxkit, it won't take much artistic skillz
No.34630
>>34629MY NUHUS ARE FUCKING ANCIENT
No.34631
AAAAAAAA
No.34632
>>34624Turning grief over your friend dying in a war into a demented sexual fantasy is very funny.
No.34637
If you ever doubt whether the Russians deserve nukes, remember the 'I'm a good boy' bleating about how it was ridiculous to think that they would ever invade Ukraine, how the Ukrainians were their family, how they loved them. Then remember the psychopathic vitriol with which they cheered the rape and murder of the people they called family.
That's when you realise that Russians should not simply die, they should be unceasingly, mercilessly tortured, given experimental drugs to distort their perception of time so that when the blow torch literally melts their shrivelled testicles off that it felt like it was happening over the space of a thousand years. They should be made to piss on pictures of their WW2 veteran grandfathers, made to watch their children slowly tortured to death right the fuck in front of them just before their eyes get gauged out Guts-style, making the slow and brutal death of their children eternally burned into their mind as the final fucking image they ever saw. They should be literally hunted on horseback as a matter of sport, which would be a great victory for humanitarianism since it would be the hunting of an animal far less human-like than a fox. We have to make sure that in the brief time Russians exist before they go to hell, that we make them as grateful for the transition as possible by making a reality on earth for them that is insurmountably worse. Bring on the nukes, let the fires burn from Petersburg to the Pacific.
No.34638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWEXyGsePbk&list=PLgNeoo-U_5QZFIyiIfZkdB8higymLwp24This might be more do-able. Just need a space bg and maybe some fucker with linear/conical lines again?
No.34639
PCB stage 3 doesn't seem 'too' hard either
No.34642
>>34640The Vat
DERSITES who used to dream about the great march to the Atlantic, the Moscow-Beijing Axis, the new USSR … it's over. The only thing that's ever sustained them through their AIDS-ridden Krok-Den of a "country" has been replaced with the reality.
Their army is San Fransisco on mud-inoperable wheels. You don't say 'the Russian economy is' - only 'the Russian economy was'. It's the Suez Crisis that destroyed British pride forever, it's the Chechen meat-grinder, it's the utter humiliation of the Russo-Japanese war, it's Weimar Germany inflation, it's North Korean isolation, it's the Collapse of the Soviet Union again - it's every single foreign policy disaster of the twentieth century combined into a few weeks.
And the poor Vat
DERSITES who used to think they mattered, who used to think they were special, who used to think that at the very least they lived in a country they could be proud of are looking at their computer screens, tears in their eyes … and furiously jerking off.
It's fucking netorare time. I'm talking taking Rudy's sister as a $20 mail-order cock sleeve - I'll do an interesting experiment and see how long a human being can survive solely on water and cum. I'm talking taking his mother and pimping her out to every fat fuck in my neighborhood like he got pimped out in the army to Chechens - she'll enough money at the end of the day to be a Russian 1%-er. But don't worry Vat
DERSITE, you'll be sold off to some closeted 60-year old Arab sheik so he can do freaky shit without repercussions because the ban on homosexuality only applies to sex between humans.
And if you think I'll be happy when I'm Pavlov-conditioning Rudy's sister to have her pussy go full Niagara Falls when I show her Chechen snuff films, just wait till you see the Polacks when they reach Moscow in three days of crossing the Belarusian border.
It's gonna be fucking Biblical.
No.34643
>>34642What was his name?
No.34646
>>34645oPEN MY DMS YOU HACKFRAUD,
No.34648
Nuke Beijing, Nuke Moscow, Nuke Belgrade, Nuke Tehran, Nuke Delhi, Nuke Belgrade, Nuke Mecca and nuke Andrew Hussie.
No.34651
>>34648All of this because of one friend. Truly love knows no bounds…
No.34652
Would you avenge your friend even if it meant your death?
No.34655
>>34652I'm not that romantic, sadly
No.34660
>>34659Imposters, or did Sanji get some soul draining head
No.34661
>>34618Doesn't mean their interactions are as meaningful.
No.34662
>>34620"I can't into paneling but I'm being cheeky about it, more non-things need to 'happen' in shorter periods of time, bread and circuses of hipster bullshit pseudo-humor"
Death.
No.34663
>>34623>Worthless commie buzzwordShut the fuck up, you shambling corpse of a retard.
No.34664
>>34627>>34628It's more like "politisperg hijack" but do go on.
No.34665
>>34642Saw VAT, thought it was Fallout. Very cool.
No.34667
>>34637What spurred it this time, unironically? Just fucking bored? Shut the fuck up.
No.34668
>>34645>GLADIATORS AND BREAD AND CIRCUSES WERE A GOOD THING, ACKSHULLYAlso conflating Rome with Ancient Greece again. VERY cool.
No.34669
>>34648Nuke you.
>>34651No, it was bad even before that.
>>34655You're also not that willful because you refuse to fight in the war you sermonize.
No.34670
>>34650LE EPIC INDIE GAME MORTIS XD
No.34671
We chicken macing?
No.34672
>>34649Amusing enough. Eerie hands, however…
No.34673
>>34670>LE EPIC INDIE GAME MORTIS XDMortis? Mortis Ghost?
No.34676
Ghost Cohen.
No.34677
ooooOOOooo
No.34678
>>34677TAG YOUR FUCKING POSTS.
No.34679
>>34678tenjin just got a little spookier (and less functional), do a ctrl+f5
No.34681
>>34679You should know that never works, oomftata.
No.34683
>>34682I'll up an amber one tomorrow
No.34684
>>34683Bloated… You should make some sort of three-in-one package.
No.34687
>>34684That's not a bad idea if it applied to everything.
So trios for every individual theme…
No.34688
>>34681You can enter this manually in options then
@keyframes hitodama {
0%, 100% {
transform: translate(0, 0);
}
25% {
transform: translate(5px, -10px);
}
50% {
transform: translate(0, -15px);
}
75% {
transform: translate(-5px, -10px);
}
}
div.post.reply {
animation: hitodama 6s ease-in-out infinite;
}
No.34690
>>34687>So trios for every individual theme…. . .
No.34691
>>34688NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
No.34695
>>34690Some are already "sets"
I think it'd work like having a clickable moon in the top right corner, it toggles Full/Half/New and swaps to different flavors of the similar stylesheets that way
No.34697
>>34696I think it's an elegant solution.
Not much goes on in the top right corner, of a board page, eithe.
No.34698
>Got a copyright strike on a video that was a cropped clip of a video already on YouTube
Sasuga, JewTube.
No.34705
If I was rich, you'd have no idea how much money I'd blow on designer clothes replicating shit from random pieces of media.
No.34706
I think I had a dream about anime names to add to my MAL but they're not real.
No.34708
First, Rose Lalonde, then Birch.
No.34710
>>34709Is this Megidochan?
No.34711
>>34704Cursed nostalgia. Curstalgia.
No.34712
>>34711Homestuck is more cursed than My Life Me, let's be real.
No.34713
The only weird part of that image is that it implies GREEN and Rose are related. How would Homestuck have changed if GREEN and Rose were sisters and Dave and John were literally bros?
No.34715
>>34712Exactly, HS brings MLM down.
No.34716
I bought 1kg of birch xylitol yesterday
synchronicity
No.34717
>>34714Woah, where'd you find this?
>Fucks up the eye colors except for DaveIs this my filter or…?
No.34718
>>34717It's ancient. I probably saved it years ago off 4chan.
No.34719
>>34716>birch xylitolIs that some kind of magic potion that makes you look like a French-Canadian anime girl?
No.34720
>>3471910kg of xylitol a day will do it
No.34722
I unironically think DaveRose would be less popular if they weren't brother and sister.
No.34723
Bing drawing AI doesn't shit its pants when you ask it to draw something in the style of Maruo Suehiro now. Just making note for myself. But also wondering why.
No.34724
>>34723Then again, I asked for pixies and faeries in his style and all I got was generic moe blobs.
No.34727
>>34725These morning /v/ threads have begun to become tiresome. Has anyone made a bingo checklist yet?
No.34728
basically, anyone who likes vriska should not be allowed to reproduce
No.34730
>>34728What a basic take. Vriscourse is basically an astroturf.
No.34732
>Yah, bwo, wait 10 minutes to make your first post on /v/, it's totally worth it
No.34733
>>34731 just verify ur address
No.34734
>>34733I'm not giving 4chan an email, asshole.
No.34735
>>31843Actually, considering the exiles,
GREEN, and Homestuck Beta, it's more like 8 points.
No.34736
>>34735Mex, make an infographic for me. Arguably "muh vriska" herself can be a breaking point too but I don't know if we can or should get that niche.
No.34737
>>34731>Eats my post after waiting in the 優しい人 chairVERY cool.
No.34738
>>34737>Ate it againOkay, I guess I just won't post. What the fuck has happened to 4chan?
No.34739
Where's Nameless Rumia's fucking Homestuck chart, we need him to edit it in a way that doesn't look ugly for my #HomestuckTruthers philosophical caste system.
No.34740
>>34737>優しい人 chairI guess this is how I found out we're no longer lovers of fat
wwomen.
No.34743
Somebody shill this place. When I get angry, I get the urge to shill. Shill us and shill us hard.
No.34744
>>34742>It's shadowbanning/eating my posts on other boardsLiterally why? Is this a maintenance thing? Why is 4chan being so unbearably shitty right now?
No.34745
MEX isn't up and he's the one person to let me be heard.
No.34746
Shrub is back.
No.34748
post
No.34749
Why is this comic being posted on here? Someone of fellow citizens of HSG is its author?
Anyway, there's a funny inaccuracy in the core of this story, a small pity grain of incongruity I'd like to inform this artist
No.34750
Whoopsy doopsy shmoopsy, lost a reply link
I meant this one
>>34645 of course
No.34754
>>34700I'm not sure what you bean by this pun (Eientei?)
but basing off the time dial from EO's UI is a good idea
No.34755
>>34754Like Etrian. You said "eithe" instead of "either"
No.34756
>>34728>>34727It's one person who makes them and he admitted it's because he wanted anons to tease him over his fetish
https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/70132362
>picking /trash/ for this shit before megidochanH-Hmph, see if I want you anyway!
No.34757
>>34756>it's because he wanted anons to tease him over his fetishWhat fetish…?
No.34760
>>34752I remember the suggestion, but never played it in my life
"The duty falls to another"
No.34762
>>34758AND THEN THEY FUCKED.
No.34763
>>34760>I remember the suggestion, but never played it in my lifeIt's free, fuck off.
>"The duty falls to another"No, because none of us (two people) know how to code like you do, FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
No.34765
>>34764I'm going to fucking murder you.
No.34766
What is it then? Cooking?
No.34767
>>34766Fiddling around
Code involves maths, imho
No.34769
>>34767>Code involves maths, imhoThis is based off of nothing.
Fucking write it down or else.
No.34770
>>34769I don't give a fuck about Genesis project. Try asking Deadnameless r00mer?
I do care about adding emoji, more themes, and maybe Homestuck chatbots. With enough Homestuck flavor around the place, maybe someone who does will eventually (re)join the community~
No.34771
>>34768Does SEGA approve of this?
No.34772
>>34762Aunt Fritzi WISHES she had punchlines like that
No.34773
>>34770>I don't give a fuck about Genesis project.It's just to drag in more people.
>and maybe Homestuck chatbotsThe balls on this chud. I think you're putting your foot down and it's weird that you are.
No.34774
>>34772Who knows!?!??!?!?!
No.34775
Imagine a place that serves alcohol, coffee, and seafood (not of the sushi variety, the kind that makes people puke.)
That's the Shelly Clam.
No.34776
>>34775And Rose is tasked with swabbing the decks
No.34777
>>34776Rose probably falls victim herself due to long shifts and the limited "perk" of being there that you can drink/eat whatever as long as it's leftover.
Just a den of scum and villainy.
No.34778
>>34773Mulling it over for a bit, Sburb, as a concept never really resonated with me.
As result, I never had much desire to play a video game "recreation" of Sburb, or participate in "Sburb is real guise!" threads on /v/.
I am fond of the other various meta-videogamic devices in Homestuck: captchalogs, echeladders, etc, because those are inherently #sillypilled and largely played for jokes. It's alright if they're not entirely consistent.
Everything involving Sburb, however, has this air of ULTIMATE COSMIC SIGNIFICANCE invested in it it, even while also being bullshitted up by Hu$$ie as he went. Eh. Eek.
Sorry for being weird…
No.34779
Although here's an easy idea: Make a repository thread for their mods that doesn't require a dicsord login. Tasty, functional bait with zero coding required!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oYtRLMRqXT8TXcwRD5UsbCbNhWk477-B2Y6NiU7FPUQ/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.oeyyww7d3w1w(I'm not even sure what your request for a "Megidochan pack" would include in the first place, shirt emblems? A dungeon?)
No.34781
>>34739https://namelessrumia.heliohost.org/w/doku.php?id=homestuckThat business is constructed with SVG to be more easily edited, so I can't clipboardimage it
No.34782
>>34780Are you the autist that spams this shit on soyclitty.shitty?
No.34784
>>34782I think you might be right.
HSG has a naturally high autism threshold, and it evokes the innocent spirit of teenagers messing around creatively on the internet, so no objections here
No.34786
>>34783>soysperg.spedy users are like thisOh nonono soySnepetos….
No.34787
>>34785Estrogen or norwood 3-vertex, those are the options before us all
No.34789
>>34788What if that's a post-hoc rationalization for making Amy self-shippable
No.34790
since we've been ragging on Hu$$ie for the last few days, it's pretty stupid that only one Meenah and one Aranea seem to exist in the dream bubbles and Aranea gets completely written out of the story after her plan fails, not even appearing in the shitty epilogues
No.34791
>megidoscrooge.jewish users discussing sonic the spedhog
Trump_geg.jpg
No.34792
>>34791W-Well… the autism thershold…
No.34793
But I do have a distinct memory of worrying "what if I outgrow Sonic one day?" at 8 years old. Must've recognized it even then.
No.34794
>>34726>>34714Rose? Rose Lalonde?
No.34795
>My Life Me
>Created by "JC Little"
Uuuuooooooooh 😭
No.34797
>>34796yes gigatrvmp please don't throw me in libcamp!
(how they can still think this after 4 years of nothing, I'm lost on)
No.34799
>>34798>Mar '21RIP
Is there a Russian version of too-sweet Americana garbage like Family Circus?
No.34800
>>34758Oh there's a stereotypical nerd dad to balance out the stereotypical jock dad?
No.34801
>>34800The gigachad one is like her old gay ballet partner who now hangs around their house(?)
Chinless Egbert is the father
No.34803
>>34799Comics are not popular beings in Russia nor most of post-USSR. Except a very few comics, known and/or popular, comicsim still is a barely alive industry here. The best it having now are web-comic strips so-so quality of sorta famous artists and mockingly satiric comics as it was in Krokodil, Soviet satirical magazine, when it was on ts time
No.34804
>>34803Huh. There's no "funnies" section in the newspaper? I don't think comic strips are actually popular over here, either, just largely coasting off sheer boomer inertia and some merchandising here and there.
I wonder if this is the infamous FREE MARKET AT WORK
No.34806
>>34683>>34682This was more amusing to make than the Homestuck one.
Closer to gold than amber, though (colors sourced from Majetano's sigil/badge thingy).
No.34808
>>34807dragon ball-less…
but only eye stalks feels terribly out of place
No.34809
>>34804There are. But I don't count them 1-2 frames strip as comics. It's like comparing children toy train and a real train. Yes, these twp both are trains, but…
No.34810
>>34795birch. small. little.
No.34811
Anyone else constantly feel guilt
No.34812
>>34811Maybe a little…
For being such a procrastinator.
No.34813
>>34810Somehow I missed MLM despite being on /co/ at the time it aired. How is it so immediately recognizable as French?
No.34814
>>34809>don't count them 1-2 frames strip as comicsI think you should. "Beloved" classics like Family Circus and Heathcliff are single panel
No.34816
>>34815Heathkit.
"Don't mention Russia."
No.34817
>>34816Russia mentioned, deploying ten pages of genocidal rants
No.34818
>>34817Is there a Heathcliff font, maybe she needs a NUKE helmet
No.34821
shoulda spoilered that
No.34822
>>34821Penal code 175 to the rescue, I can't tell if that's a penis
No.34824
File: 1729463336386.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 208.25 KB, 900x1200, afed78fdf43dbd6b769926ee9….jpeg)
Rose Lalonde and John Egbert 3 minutes after Mom left them alone to "study" together
No.34825
>>34824Check out that snazzy fucking urinal
No.34826
>>34825He has a name, you know.
No.34827
>>34826Sorry, right, John.
The one on the wall is metal, too.
No.34828
>>34827I'm not sure if that's a urinal or a fountain.