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reply_33314,"We have all been extremely patient with Russia and Russians as our parents and grandparents were. We watched them spread Marxist terror and dictatorships, subversion and extremism, watched their expatriate embassy clubs, their front organisations while they continuously threatened to destroy this good planet and listening to their miserable whining. We sent them food when communism collapsed, let them visit and work amongst us. WE nodded and were polite. But no. They did not see the patience or the kindness all they saw was weakness when there was no weakness. Now we have no choice for the good of our children, for humanity and for the sake of civilisation their hateful failed history must end. Every single living Russia or subverted follower must and shall die. If we let even one live it may continue their line of evil and result in civilisation being turned into the savage barbaric mess they insistently promulgate. Kill them all by the bullet, fire or irradiation. It is the only way."
reply_33322,>>33319you'll get splinters…
reply_33323,>>33322Those deku scurb month/snout things must be lubricated or smoothed to some degree for optimized nut launching
reply_33324,>>33323you just reminded me of how odd I found it that Deku Link blows bubbles instead of shooting deku nuts when I played the game for the first time
reply_33325,>>33324I guess since the Nuts area already a consumable (or young Link is very phlegmy from all the milk)
reply_33326,
reply_33327,It's over YHWH I have already depicted you as the Jewish caricature and the pagan gods as the chads
reply_33328,>>33326>>33327How am I supposed to contact him to suggest and Uzumaki spoof w/ the stars of davidIf he pumps this shit out daily I know he can't turn down an idea
reply_33329,a reminder of what once was
reply_33330,">>33329""Odin is cool though"" - Slick"
reply_33331,something else from the archives: that one time hsg made a music album for a hiatus … in 2011.https://files.catbox.moe/sobgzp.zip
reply_33332,">>33313After Halloween I'm thinking of retiring Yayuyo as the defaultIt's minimalist and wistful, as I personally like, but also a little too muted for HSG.I'm sure people would appreciate color for their thumbnails, as well. Probably gonna edit it to a quick mspaintadventures.com theme, unless someone else has a suggestion (or even better, a stylesheet to share)"
reply_33333,">>33331Wait, is that…Catbox is slow, but I gotta check this."
reply_33334,>>33333nice quints :::;)
reply_33335,">>33334It is! Wow, I ""compiled"" that one as a teenager half a lifetime ago. Not that I can exactly prove it. (Maybe the GHM tracks are evidence enough?)*Shudder*I'll let it lie. Not that my tastes or sense of humor have changed all that much, but hearing audio evidence of how ""stuck"" in place my life has been would certainly send me spiraling for the night."
reply_33336,>>33326
reply_33337,>>33336You're back! N-Not that I was worried. Is your HUD hovel okay?
reply_33338,">>33335Man, it's like meeting a celebrity on the street. I think I downloaded this on 4/13/13 at the ripe age of what, 13? And here I am curating hsg culture all these years later…. the ghosts in the machine are alive and well"
reply_33339,">>33338For a good span of years there, HSG was active enough to serve as substitute for nearly all social interaction. At a critical age… I got attached, we'll say.I had ""made"" another one of those ""albums"" for Alterniabound too, lemme see if I can dig it up"
reply_33340,"Found it. Props to Seagate, this HDD has some legs. Provided as a historical curiosity. https://files.catbox.moe/uszbgp.7zI think I put it together to make a fakeout link for people who wanted to pirate Alterniabound off mediafire at the time. What a pure hearted kid, heheheh."
reply_33341,"Rev, what do you think of an LttP theme?I think it could work as Kakariko, each post would be a little fenced off plot of grass, or a house."
reply_33342,">>33340>>33340I tried many times to relive the magic in other general threads, but it was just never the same. I'm amazed you still have all this stuff, cool to see OC from so far back still being circulated."
reply_33343,">>33342I hopped onto JRPG general for about a year after the /co/ ban, but that one was too short for the world, shitposting was not tolerated.After that it was straight to 8ch /homosuck/, yeah…"
reply_33344,>900x286
reply_33345,>>33344Nanc4fat affecting the border
reply_33346,
reply_33347,">>33314Again, filter this tard baby."
reply_33348,">>33307Untrue, you've clearly forgotten my Megatean rant. If anything SMT2 is the thing we both can agree is good and was a logical and natural growth from the original."
reply_33349,>>33346roxykittenlaydownsad.png
reply_33350,">>33326>Today I will pretend that there weren't father/mother Gods in kathenotheistic religions Again, the worst. >>33328Honestly, just try @ing him.>>33329>>33330Le sign."
reply_33351,>>33344The state of wwomen.
reply_33352,">>33346Damn, he's spitting bars."
reply_33353,Kagi is making us seem boring again.How about a special treat.
reply_33354,>>33353FUCK YOU THEN.
reply_33355,">>33312 (OP)I suppose this is spooky enough as we're closing in but watch your back, grandpa."
reply_33356,Shrub: removed
reply_33358,>>33357 (You)Yes.
reply_33360,">>33359 (You)>Which for me would mean a Decarabia focused designOh, she's sooooooooo quirky."
reply_33362,">>33361 (You)>why not ask that twitter artist girl.Bringing her up again implies familiarity. Now we have to wait for NEXT thread AGAIN, retard!"
reply_33363,MEX refuses to do the Strange Journey idea because he still holds irrational hate in his heart.What if it just extends and goes to different sectors the longer the thread goes?
reply_33365,">>33364 (You)I mean, it's more accurate to how it works than it being strictly related to time."
reply_33366,"MEX, you ever just consider that you hate sci-fi?"
reply_33368,>>33367 (You)>You're making it more suspicious by not just doing it.How does that make any sense?
reply_33370,I want us to be on our best behavior before we invite the fairer sex here.
reply_33371,>>33369 (You)>Gets killedMe thinks it was a lie.
reply_33372,What banner?
reply_33373,"My banner is more fitting, personally."
reply_33376,">>33374 (You)Pfft, you'll suck up to anyone…"
reply_33378,">>33377 (You)Predictive programming, senpai…"
reply_33380,"Remember how Matt Groening didn't want to do The Critic crossover because something something muh integrity and now thirty years later we've had so many celebrity crossovers that I can't begin to count them.You whored out your baby, you stupid fuck. You had pretenses over the dumbest example and then you just gave up. Let's not to forget the absolutely garish amount of merchandising for the Bartman. Real punk spirit you had, hack fraud."
reply_33381,">>33379 (You)>SCHWARZWELT REMINISCENCES does have a pretty awesome cover, though.What is it?>Maybe I can scan + vectorize my copy for a simple theme that's just the demonica in black/white/pink pink (mymelo/kuromi pandering: PRESERVED)Eeeeeeeeh…?"
reply_33383,">>33382 (You)Man… Now I want that book (after of a lot of other things, uguu~)How much does it cost?"
reply_33384,>>33370
reply_33385,">>33384YOU SMELL LIKE DOG POO. YOU'RE SO STUPID, JUST LIKE DOG POO. YOU'RE MADE OUT OF POO."
reply_33386,>>33385
reply_33388,>>33387 (You)>He expects me to know the yen-to-dollar conversion off the top of my headMegidochan is so tiresome…
reply_33390,>>33337No.
reply_33392,>>33389 (You)Nice lightsaber.
reply_33393,"It's crazy that the first Ju-On is predated by the first Silent Hill, I was trying to connect it to my DARK GHOST pipeline."
reply_33394,We're winrars.
reply_33397,
reply_33398,">>33393Is Nameless Rumia a Silent Hill head? I'm trying to find obscure, possibly influential pieces on Silent Hill that people don't know about but I kind of refuse to look into ""Silent Hill influences"" on its own or even touch the ""Influences"" page on Silent Hill.I know about Jacob's Ladder and Stephen King. I'm no dummy.>>33395 (You)>what about DORK GHOST""DARK GHOST"" is a neologism that I've given to ghost media where the ghost energy is so strong that the ghost has reality-warping powers that manifest mainly through curses, pocket dimensions, and time travel.This is by no means a Japanese-exclusive thing, historically. But, at the dawn of COOL JAPAN, it's become basically a subgenre near-exclusive to Japan.I was trying to connect Ju-On 2: The Grudge to my hypothesis about The Shin Megami If/Persona and Corpse Party possibly influencing Silent Hill but even the first Ju-On came out after Silent Hill. I would say that Corpse Party is the quintessential DARK GHOST piece of media but Silent Hill is by far the most influential- people just seem to forget that it's ultimately about a cult and a resentful, reality-altering ghost."
reply_33399,>>33396 (You)Eh? Who?
reply_33401,">>33397Bro, don't be so disrespectful. *Obeses your brown.*"
reply_33402,>>33400 (You)Big enough to be retarded.
reply_33403,"DARK GHOST may not be the most accurate term for it (in my head, I call it that because it's giving powers typically ascribed to a demon to a ghost) but it's a lot more palatable than ""Hyperghost"" or ""Superghost"""
reply_33405,
reply_33406,">>33404 (You)>I gathered that.He's so disinterested.. What a jerk.>What I meant was, a Hakugyokurou cherry blossomDuh, remember I suggested the teru teru bōzu hanging from the banner? Cherry blossoms falling as a SFX would be nice. Have you thought about the potential (obligatory) raining and snowing theme candidates?"
reply_33407,>>33405>Lelouch after giving head
reply_33410,>>33397Why is red okay?
reply_33411,">>33408 (You)>It's not animooted atmWell, that'd be its main gimmick but noted!>>32139 (You)I don't think I ever got to see this post the first time.Let me just retcon this with a >>32117 ""Raining Kanaya theme"" So we'd have about 18, half of 36 which is also a good stopping point.>>33409 (You)Were there actually three Anons or are two me?"
reply_33412,>>33410Not GREEN.
reply_33413,https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/trans_widow#English
reply_33414,>>33411Maybe Kirby can be snowing. The snow levels in Kirby games are underrated.
reply_33415,>鋼の錬金術師 FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST was over 15 years ago
reply_33416,">>33415Don't be sad it's over, be happy that it happened."
reply_33417,>>33416I didn't even like it tbqh
reply_33418,>>33414
reply_33421,>>33417Why not…?
reply_33422,>>33421w*man writing
reply_33423,her spoon shit about agriculture was better
reply_33425,">>33419 (You)>Pokemon PlatinumWhere's this coming from???? >(And perhaps a Christmas theme)And what would that be???> but I used to keep my DS playing this one for hours…I suggested Kirby for a reason, to cut work for you, not create more!>There are four anonsI wonder who I am then…. I suppose A."
reply_33426,>>33422How was it woman writing? Are you mad Ed didn't punch God in the face?
reply_33428,>>33427 (You)Y-Yeah…
reply_33430,>>33429 (You)That's a silly idea. I don't know if I can condone it.
reply_33432,>>33431 (You)That sounds vaguely familiar but I don't know why you don't just go with Kirby since I don't know how you'd make that a theme.
reply_33434,>>33419 (You)
reply_33435,"I miss when the Internet was full of assholes because then the positive people were actually nice.Now the Internet's full of ""nice"" people and they're all lying phony homosexuals at best and outright groomers at worst."
reply_33437,>>33435>homosexualDo you like how it always takes me 5 minutes to find this video?
reply_33439,">>33436 (You)I am not Asian yet, asshole."
reply_33440,">>3343512 year old girl writes a awkwaaard fanfic in the 2000s: people make fun of it while roleplaying as the robots from that one show12 year old girl writes a awkwaaard fanfic in the 2020s: is called racist, imperialist, colonialist, homophobic, transphobic, screamed at that she is the reason why blacks and trans people are being killed in the street, doxed, sent CP and animal torture, libelled and basically made unemployable ever again, blackmailed into cutting herself, forced to make an apology video (which is soundly rejected with the mob doubling down on her), etc. etc."
reply_33441,>>33440I really like this filter
reply_33443,>>33396 (You)>>33409 (You)>>33427 (You)We should maybe do one of these every thread alongside Kagichan since Kagichan might have to be taken out behind the shed.
reply_33445,>>334402009 seems so far away now. TAKE ME BACK. BACK BEFORE THE AGE OF CORPORATE GUERILLA WARFARE.
reply_33446,"This new dad hat I bough for myself after losing my nostalgic dad hat doesn't feel too big for me. Surprisingly, it feels like it's too small.Was this owned by a small dad?"
reply_33448,">>33447 (You)Wouldn't it be interesting though? If nothing else, it'd provide an elaborate insight into my character."
reply_33450,>>33449 (You)I'm assuming the real reason is that you're using them all on NTR.
reply_33451,"Or anti-NTR or post-NTR, whatever you want to call it."
reply_33453,">>33452 (You)Well, have it take a look at our lists.I still want thread summaries from it"
reply_33454,"""In an article for The Sociological Review, after an examination of neoreaction's core tenets, Roger Burrows deplores the ideology as ""hyper-neoliberal, technologically deterministic, anti-democratic, anti-egalitarian, pro-eugenicist, racist and, likely, fascist"", and ridicules the entire accelerationist framework as a faulty attempt at ""mainstreaming… misogynist, racist and fascist discourses.""[18]""""RIDICULES THE ENTIRE ACCELERATIONIST FRAMEWORK AS A FAULTY ATTEMPT AT ""MAINSTREAMING… MISOGYNIST, RACIST AND FASCIST DISCOURSES."""" THAT'S THE REAL IMPORTANT PART HERE.YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR THREE ADJECTIVES OFF OR ELSE YOU DON'T GET THE SHEKELS.JUST SAYS FASCIST.IT'D BE MORE ACCURATE. THERE ARE SOME LEFT-LEANING ACCELERATIONISTSBUTIT'S MORE ACCURATE.iit2 kiind of iimpre22iive how obviiou2 iit ii2.WHAT THE FUCK DO RACE AND SEX HAVE TO DO WITH THE CORE IDEA""HYPER-NEOLIBERAL"" IS ALSO FUCKING STUPID.HYER-MODERNIST. THAT'S THE CONJUNCTION YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. YOU KNOW, THE ONE TO DESCRIBE FASCISM?iit2 al2o kiind of iimpre22iive how (iincrediibly vague) ""racii2m"" giive2 iidiiot2 the iick.HYPER-REACTIONARY HYPER-MODERNISM = NRX = FASCISM (THE ICK)two the poiint where iit2 more u2ed two 2how that the author doe2nt liike both thiing2 (theyre an iintelliigent, moral per2on).ii2 there a ""fallacy by ii2m2""?IT'S LIKE INTERNET COLONIALISM. WE GO TO SOME BARELY DEVELOPED SCHOOL OF THOUGHT AND PROD AT IT WITH A STICK FOR BEING SAVAGE AND NOT AS SOCIALLY DEVELOPED AS US AND THUS DAMN IT TO GENOCIDE OR AN ETERNITY OF ECONOMIC SLAVERY."
reply_33455,">>33454I think NRX is retarded (and possibly a zigger psyop) but this is spot onalso, try reading it without thinking of what they looked like as babies"
reply_33457,">>33455>I think NRX is retarded The enigma continues.>also, try reading it without thinking of what they looked like as babiesI can. Can you?"
reply_33459,"NRx has always been a kosher astroturf where genetically defective jewish nerds, pajeet incels and sodomites with a prolapsed anus LARP as a hypothetical aristocracy. The entire NRx community is just an edgier version of Slate Star Codex."
reply_33460,"and before you ask, no, I'm not a Nick Fuentes fan either"
reply_33462,">>33458 (You)>Good effortshitpost.If you can't tell, it's me actually talking to my sometimes-mentioned friend that permanently speaks in Sollux font to annoy me sending something he'd know would annoy me- academic laziness.>>33459I don't disagree but I don't think it's completely tainted soil in terms of founding some kind of ideological basis even if it is just a mish-mash of Spengler, Malthusianism, and fucking whatever. It's a new name, a new banner that people can organize under without being incredibly broad or immediately dismissed by your average Sunday Funny Joe (like being an unironic Neo Nazi in 2024.) >>33460 Weird to assume. Nobody here, not even Roxykitfag, is that invested in RWNJ e-celebs around here.>>33461 (You)Add #NRX, also I thought #Solkat was the more popular name for the pairing?"
reply_33463,">>33462>It's a new name, a new banner that people can organize under without being incredibly broad or immediately dismissed by your average Sunday Funny Joe (like being an unironic Neo Nazi in 2024.) They said that about ""Alt-Right"" and look at the shitshow that was (possibly by design, because alt-right absolutely WAS a zigger psyop, even as confirmed by its former champion Spencer)"
reply_33465,"I say that, full well knowing the irony of the context in which I say it.I've already made it abundantly clear how disillusioned I've become with the alt-right and NRX but I don't think Moldburg and the violetblood assmunchers were completely useless in introducing new virility into ""the right"" as living vessel. If anything, it helped me come to my own personal epiphany, that what I want for my country is the exact opposite of Moldbug's dark academia technocratic Empire.>>33463The alt-right was too broad and too muddled in identity politics (making it easier to levy accusations of ""le sexist"" and ""le racist"" at it.)"
reply_33466,">>33464 (You)Check it, chuddy."
reply_33467,"Alt-right:>the most destructive third-worldist bolshevik entryist anti-white DERSITE Coal ideology ever to be espoused by a bunch of queers, jews and queer jews>Is still basically synonymous with ""nazi (Le Bad genocide kill everyone ideology)"" in the normie view"
reply_33468,">>33467>>the most destructive third-worldist bolshevik entryist anti-white DERSITE Coal ideology ever to be espoused by a bunch of queers, jews and queer jewsWhat are the tenets of the alt-right then, if I may ask?"
reply_33471,>>33468The tenets of the alt-right are to be on the Kremlin payroll (or to listen to the podcast of someone who is). That's literally it. Alt-right leaderfags change their positions on a whim or whenever they get too much pushback and decide to memoryhole something. TRS in particular has flip flopped so many times that it's impossible to know what they're espousing this week.
reply_33473,>>33470 (You)What's so bad about that?
reply_33474,>>33470 (You)>Keeping out mooslims (they hurt the gays)I have some bad news for you:https://files.catbox.moe/rba1ly.mp3
reply_33475,">>33472 (You)>I think they usually just go with ""hate jews""Mike flip flops on that one every time he puts his cut dick in his jewess wife through a hole in the sheet."
reply_33476,>>33474>AryanJesusFreakI imagine this guy is sane and reasonable.
reply_33477,>>33475Isn't it marrying a Jew and not converting the best thing you can do other than killing one**In Robloxa
reply_33478,>>33476You can't say he's wrong in THIS case though
reply_33479,">>33477Only if she's hot, which Mike's wife isn't"
reply_33480,">>33478I don't know about the specifics about all of these retards. I only know enough to be disillusioned with both ""alt-right"" and ""NRX"" which is probably less than other people would need to know to become disillusioned."
reply_33481,>>33479Post.
reply_33482,"This is from old Megido, but I think it deserves a Meqqier along the lines of #scene #cringecultureisdead #nrx #chud"
reply_33483,">>33482We need to build bridges, not walls. (Digitally.)"
reply_33484,">>33480>I only know enough to be disillusioned with both ""alt-right"" and ""NRX"" which is probably less than other people would need to know to become disillusioned.Understandable.I used to listen to TRS unironically, back when I would troll vfan with pinochet memes.I ditched them when wifegate dropped, and from what I've heard they've only gotten worse since then. I'm glad I never donated to them.From what I understand, Jazzhands (I think it was him?) left the show due to disagreeing with the ziggerism, then Mike passed his dox to antifa out of spite."
reply_33485,
reply_33486,">>33485Also, I literally can't tell; did the runescape guys come before or after I made the runescape account literally just named Megidochandotde?"
reply_33488,">>33484>Understandable.12 year old babby me went from liberal (from parents) to ""easy now"" conservative to far-right to going ""God, all of this shit is fucking gay and doomed"" within basically the span of I want to say three years? I really was at the perfect age to see the rise and fall of ""Actually, the frontpage is mildly anti-DEI"" without coming out with some kind of epic fail or sunken cost fallacy into any given e-celeb circle. Again though, I feel kind of lonely in that. Hopefully, I find a kindred spirit…"
reply_33489,">>33487 (You)Another failed psyop. Oy vey. Those Robloxa guys should give me an idea of where to just parade my ass around for recruits. That is, assuming they're willing."
reply_33491,">>33488>some kind of epic failI mean, that's not exactly true, there's a reason I switched accounts. Even on my new account, I regret some comments but fuck trying to find them."
reply_33492,">>33490 (You)I can't do shit, even in Lua."
reply_33494,"In hindsight TRS was never meant to redpill anyone, only to suck up racist 4chan nerds and divert their energy (and money) to Mike and his paymastersLike, who the fuck are shows with names like ""The Daily Shoah"", ""Le Chateau Autiste"" and ""The Merchant Minute"" meant to appeal to other than people who are already on the inside"
reply_33495,>>33494Also they only started getting promoted hard around 2015 (coincidentally right after Prigozhin's organization ramped up online shilling)
reply_33496,">>33493 (You)Too ""lazy."" You know me. I could try to network but I'm shit at that too. I'm too brusque to be a Jew.Really, I just want us to get the lyrics to the Homestuck anthem down. Maybe I can get my friend to remix it with Musubi and Yosuga. The worst thing about Nocturne is that it doesn't use a MIDI file and just has compressed internal audio or WHATEVER for the most part."
reply_33497,Is Sinfest Anon the other (or third?) chud Anon or is that Rev?
reply_33500,">>33498 (You)>I'm too ""reflective, self-aware"" to make much noiseYou've been very diligent with this site stuff. Either you're better at fighting your ""laziness"" than me or it's not as bad."
reply_33501,Imagine your first exposure to seppuku being from fucking Elden Ring.
reply_33502,>>33499 (You)Now where does that voice keep coming from?
reply_33504,">>33503 (You)My form of procrastination is laying in bed. We are not the same. It is at this point, we should lower the veil and reveal that we're actually talking about clinical depression and not laziness."
reply_33505,"After you're done ""procrastinating"", I want you to help the Oregon Road of Roses to Tavern.AI."
reply_33507,>>33506 (You)>Tavern Ai still seems purple in the unfunny way.P-Purple?
reply_33508,偉大的領袖隨風而動，風隨鳳而動，鳳隨夢而動
reply_33509,
reply_33510,">>33509Get off Twitter, grandpa."
reply_33511,MEX explicitly didn't listen to me.
reply_33512,"SMTIVsissies, our response?"
reply_33513,"https://x.com/lil_heinrich_/status/1845448908194918694 Xitter users when they see ""trolls"""
reply_33514,>>33510>grandpa
reply_33515,XIII- DEATH
reply_33516,>>33515All of my Persona 2 oomfies are clogging my timeline with it. It's so over…
reply_33517,Imagine wasting a cover art like that for something mid.
reply_33518,Even I don't know what the fuck Furcadia is.
reply_33519,">>33518Some old boomer MMO/b/ apparently used to raid it, but that was before my time"
reply_33520,">>33519THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU # TAG IT INSTEAD OF NRX?? I now remember, the fucking Brote video."
reply_33521,">>33520I think you're confusing me with someone elsehere, let me remind you which poster I am:abububububu *pukes on u*"
reply_33522,>>33521THE QUESTION STILL APPLIES TO HIM.
reply_33523,https://www.klausoneth.com/
reply_33524,Strange site…
reply_33525,https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hopepunk Literally wwho trying to astroturf a term.
reply_33526,Should have meme Dorito'd.
reply_33527,https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sjJyIdObjkE
reply_33529,">>33528 (You)Harry Potter literally goes grimdark by the last book and just kills off random characters for no reason other than ""stakes."""
reply_33530,
reply_33532,">>33531 (You)Bwo, read the fine print, she's ""trad asf"""
reply_33537,
reply_33538,
reply_33539,https://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/204536082
reply_33540,>>33539So our Rose Lalonde's go here?
reply_33541,missed me DIDN'T you retard
reply_33542,>>33541Pretty sure that one's asleep
reply_33543,">>33542DOESN'T MATTER, he'll know exactly what I'm talking about and EVEN THEN it doesn't matter because I'm now talking to OTHER PEOPLE like I said I WOULD BE DOING, I just came here to rub it in"
reply_33544,">>33525>conceived of as the opposite of grimdark-punk? Really? What the fuck is ""punk"" about the opposite of grimdark?"
reply_33545,
reply_33546,The funniest thing about hopepunk is they are describing warhammer but they dont know it
reply_33547,>>33544Glowbright was copyrighted
reply_33548,">>33546The wikipedia article seems like a list of anything involving heroes fighting for the greater goodActual example of ""Hopepunk""https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F5azNTnaOI"
reply_33549,"Aaand, Liedna done. She's such a sweetie I can't HELP but include a sticker where she needs to find a bathroom."
reply_33550,"And Majetano❤ No, not that Chorotano skank, the precious one!That's 30/40 already. Soon my ""fun"" will　be over and I'll have to actually add an emoji field to the post box, somehow. I'm thinking 96x96 stickers is a good compromise between size and legibility."
reply_33551,>>33458 (You)>>33454https://x.com/meiqqer/status/1846312070356099089
reply_33552,
reply_33553,Homestuckian
reply_33554,Kamala wagies just crashed my shitphone out loading all their text spam
reply_33555,So close to perfect English
reply_33556,
reply_33558,
reply_33559,fuck is this shit
reply_33560,">>33559Megidochan, it's our time to rise!/utg/ and /jrpg/ forthcoming… I kid.I got like 3 hours of sleep last night, and the spammer looks to be active again, so the obscurifier is toggled back on for now."
reply_33561,">>33555Test to make sureYou are a young man standing in his bedroom, outfitted with a rudimentary fetch modus and posted to the Green Slime under Commander Gore (which sounds far too metal to be his actual name.)"
reply_33562,>>33533 (You)>Contrived stakes are still better than the oppositeNot if you're writing something for children or a comedy.
reply_33563,">>33534 (You)Too close, you're in knife or snatched weave range."
reply_33564,">>33541>>33543I just don't like having people blocked, personally."
reply_33565,">>33548Man, Hopepunk is garbage."
reply_33566,>>33553>HomestuckianKill yourself.
reply_33567,">>33566Look at it, though!"
reply_33568,>>33549>She's such a sweetie I can't HELP but include a sticker where she needs to find a bathroom.What kind of guy says something like this?
reply_33569,>>33567I did and I want you dead. Homestuck didn't invent X.
reply_33570,>>33551>No repliesI was so sure it'd be a slamdunk…
reply_33571,">>33570Nobody actually browses hashtags, I don't think"
reply_33572,">>33552Okay, now this one is gross. And if Mex is willing, sticker worthy."
reply_33573,>>33571Even my one Persona doompost got a like from a rando.
reply_33574,">>33573If I get stickers working, I suppose that can be another realm of user suggestionsHopefully it can be segregated into tabs like misc/hsg/ysg/funnies"
reply_33575,>>33572>>33574
reply_33576,>>33573The ape escape one got a rando like. Maybe that post solkat post has too many WORDS for Homestuck fans (snrrk)
reply_33577,">>33556>Ignoring Father/Mother Gods>Ignoring lightning/fire and earth primacy >Three hand with thumb fucking Muppet handSpecifically designed to annoy ME. There should be a term for when the amount that you don't know shit about something is obscured when your priority is making jokes and revealed when it isn't. It's not lampshading because it's not conscious, it's subconscious.When you want to make jokes, you create things people will enjoy. When you want to LARP as a Pagan, you get cursed with a foreign deathfat."
reply_33578,
reply_33579,>>33558Nanc4 vs. The Koreans.お前 わ。
reply_33580,>>33578Psd…
reply_33581,>>33576Post it?
reply_33582,>>33580>PsdAlso known as an apt description for all of Megaten and its fanbase.
reply_33583,>>33581https://x.com/meiqqer/status/1839161438067155058
reply_33584,>>33578Too scared to click.
reply_33585,">>33561>You are a young man standing in his bedroom, outfitted with a rudimentary fetch modus and posted to the Green Slime under Commander Gore (which sounds far too metal to be his actual name.)*Applause at imitating the second most ground-breaking xillennial voice since Matt Groening so well.*"
reply_33586,>>33585Groaning is boomer to the core (but beat by Stephen King in his bracket)Xillenial rankings go like1) Wint2) Tim Rogers3) Nuhuss
reply_33587,https://fixupx.com/realchrisrufo/status/1845920017646546948
reply_33588,>>33587https://x.com/fuccboihermit2/status/1846456605761585198
reply_33589,>>33586>3) Nuhuss>Distinguishing the continuity of Huss
reply_33590,>Look up Matt Groening>Get thisOminous…
reply_33591,">>33586Okay, to be fair, I forgot how fucking old Matt Groening was. I thought he just aged fucking terribly because of coke bloat (like Hu$$ler is.)"
reply_33592,>>33588Who is this Danimals Rapeable?
reply_33593,White Girl Winter Incoming
reply_33594,>>33592https://fuccboihermit.bandcamp.com/track/i-fucc
reply_33595,>>33593Hoooooip
reply_33596,>>33591That's be some choice nepotism if he pitched the simpsons at age 13
reply_33597,"Holy fuck, GET AWAY, POSEURS. We need an anti-playlist holocaust. The sanctity of the album must be preserved."
reply_33598,>>33596Life In Hell legitimately looks like it was made by a 13 year old so.
reply_33599,">>33598Kek, he was at LEAST 22"
reply_33600,"Your name is MATT GROENING. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of BUNNY PLUSHES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE POLITICS. You like to draw cartoons but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for JAZZ, and are an aspiring FOOT FETISHIST. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.What will you do?"
reply_33601,Bootleg Dandy's World plushies exist.
reply_33602,">>33599>Kek, he was at LEAST 22Still a fucking golden ticket if there ever was one. I can cum Life In Hells out, where's my seraphic Jew?"
reply_33603,">>33601The whole thing looks bootleg. Robloxa zoomer, where should I go to advertise our shared shithole?"
reply_33604,I changed the roblox filter to val0rant >> Quake
reply_33605,>>33601And yet Marshie is forgotten…
reply_33606,>>33603The official Dandy's World plushies don't exist.I hope the studio that made Dandy's World wanted Makeship and YouTooz to make official Dandy's World merch.
reply_33607,">>33606Don't worry, merch is inevitable. It always is.Now my question."
reply_33608,>>33604I don't know why you would change a filter of a word to be a filter of another word to another word but here we are.
reply_33609,">>33608You said roblox was closer to the web 2.5 spirit, iirc"
reply_33610,>>33609I didn't think you'd think much of it.
reply_33611,>>33610If it is the new Gaia… (I'll say faux lego supplanting faux anime is worrying)
reply_33612,>>33611>I'll say faux lego supplanting faux anime is worryingHow so…?
reply_33613,There's a Dandy's World animated song video that has traced bootleg Dandy's World plushies falling like PERSON OF COLORs.
reply_33614,">>33613>falling like PERSON OF COLORs.Gosh, that's dark!"
reply_33615,>>33614>>33613Hang 'em high.
reply_33616,Kankri would have legitimately been funnier if he was just a PG-13 fanon Karkat (FUCKASS) instead of a SJW joke (topical!)But then that's just Act 6 Karkat. XD
reply_33617,">>33616>if he was just a PG-13 fanon Karkat (FUCKASS)I guess I should be more clear that it's a Karkat who doesn't legitimately insult people, he just curses a lot. He can only spare the single f-bomb for his iconic catchphrase."
reply_33618,>>33616What were half those Alpha trolls supposed to be?Was Meenah isntagram or somethin?
reply_33619,">>33568>What kind of guy says something like this?A wweirdo, I guess"
reply_33620,"Something's wrong with my brain where I can't write Homestuck profanity because it's fucking retarded and autistically limited. Like, you can use ""gay"" or ""fag"" or even ""retarded"" that much. It's just a lot of ""fuck"" and ""shit"" (which I think is the most used word in Homestuck.)>What were half those Alpha trolls supposed to be?""The fandom"" in very strong quotation marks.>Was Meenah isntagram or somethin?Meenah was black. Because the Condesce was the most defined Ancestor (besides Mindfang) and the only one who was alive and her characterization was: black.Come to think of it, Aranea's original personality was a le subversion because you would expect her to be the most relevant Alpha troll given Mindfang's personality but ACHKSHULLY it's Meenah BUT DOUBLE-TWIST ARANEA AT THE LAST MINUTE IS EVIL FOR THIS TERRIBLE PARALLELISM. A cosmopolitan of shitty subversive writig."
reply_33621,
reply_33622,I better actually get some sleep this week if I want to have a productive trip on friday
reply_33623,>>33620I should have had my Rose flag up but whatever.
reply_33624,>>33621if wwe cant wwalk as a date then howw do i showw you my exaggerated swwagger of a dersite teen
reply_33625,I can't figure out what this says.
reply_33626,">>33622MEX, I request that you add something to our goonchive.""One can see the goon as the vanguard of pop culture. They're enamored with it; sure, it might mostly be parody and derisive humor but they'll ultimately stick by it. Their main job as the purveyors of mainstream culture and ideas that they are is to go 'Yeah, this shit might suck, but look at what those losers are doing over there! At least we're not those guys.' and then go and buy Jordans."""
reply_33627,">>33626>'Yeah, this shit might suck, but look at what those losers are doing over there! At least we're not those guys.' and then go and buy Jordans.""And that's basically what Class of 09 (obligatory mention) is and that seems to have resonated with a lot of YOUNG GIRLS (for whatever reason.)"
reply_33628,>>33627>>33621
reply_33629,">>33628Hey, what's that noise?"
reply_33631,">>33630 (You)Give me the new ones then, baka."
reply_33633,>>33632 (You)I think that's bullshit. I think Kagichan is lying.
reply_33634,What did past me mean by this?
reply_33638,">>33635 (You)What are these from, again?"
reply_33639,">>33632 (You)i think its a christmas Hhgregg commercial synced to an old song called ""Acidjazzed Evening"""
reply_33640,>>33639>old>Acidjazzed Evening
reply_33641,>>33640i think Acidjazzed Evening was made before YouTube
reply_33642,">>33641Is that what we're counting as ""old"" now?"
reply_33643,do you think this was made before youtube? [ignore upload date]
reply_33645,>>33644 (You)>DangangrapeonpaYikers…
reply_33648,>>33643I think my cut off for calling things old is the 1960s. Maybe 70s. Not 80s.
reply_33650,>>33649 (You)Down with it?
reply_33651,>>33644 (You)>I'll replace the bell that cuts off with the Japanese school bell from C(orpse)P(arty) tomorrowPost that one.
reply_33654,"the person who made that YTPMV that is a hhgregg commercial synced to acidjazzed evening [the name of the YTPMV is christmas acidjazz] made a sequel to christmas acidjazzthe name of the sequel is ""The Nightmare Sales!!"" which are just Hhgregg commercials synced to a Shantae OST"
reply_33655,>>33653 (You)Wind Breaker.
reply_33657,this video was sponsored by Dandy's World and Sprunki
reply_33658,>>33657Is this how we get the alienated zoomer?We go to the geometric Danganronpa mascot horror games on Roblox?
reply_33659,">>33658Adventure Forward 2 isn't a mascot horror game on Roblox, it's just your typical Roblox adventure game where you collect those robloxian-looking points."
reply_33660,>>33659The writing seemed like ESL mascot horror so forgive me.
reply_33661,https://www.washingtonpost.com/video-games/2023/02/17/mega-64-aging/ The definition of mixed feelings.
reply_33662,"But like I said, you can probably track my progression as youth strictly to e-content, sad as that may be."
reply_33663,">>33662Unfortunately, MEX nuked that post."
reply_33664,中國第一。
reply_33665,"Viggle let me use Hitler but wouldn't let my friend use Mussolini, WTF."
reply_33666,"I remembered seeing a post about how Joker was just Taxi Driver and something something ""the guy with so many Hangovers should be less ostentatious"" and thinking in the shower ""Hey, isn't that basically Watchmen?"" I guess that's the typical fanboy in me thinking about correlation and assuming causation but at least it'd be a novel thing to Tweet back at whoever said the original thing.I could go on all day about Watchmen.  I got reminded about how one of my friends didn't get the parallelism in certain panels and got sidetracked on a 10 minute tangent. (Homestuck doesn't have a single example of this because it's a shit comic.)"
reply_33667,So when's there gonna be an Aradia dating sim franchise
reply_33668,>>33667>wheelchair accessibleI guess Google ships Team Charge
reply_33669,">>33667God, I hate dating sim fags. You fuckers ruined RPGs. Don't tell me Baldur's Gate 3 sold so well just because it's a good RPG, you lying fucks. I know wwomen that bought it for the vampire fag exclusively."
reply_33670,Bing.AI refuses to comment on the amount of potential incest in an Indian version of Shameless.
reply_33671,>>33670https://files.catbox.moe/cj3b6s.mp4Give it a watch if you haven't already
reply_33672,">>33671Sorry, I don't fetishize my low opinions of certain ethnicities."
reply_33673,And I consider myself a bit of an anthropologist so I can't hate India too much.
reply_33674,>>33564>He blocked me backWhat a weirdo…
reply_33675,
reply_33676,Neon Leon took the COBPILL?????
reply_33677,"https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/14/weather/sahara-desert-floods-climate/index.html We did it, slash-and-burn sisters."
reply_33678,>>33620*writing
reply_33679,https://www.pcgamer.com/hardware/the-official-nintendo-museum-appears-to-be-emulating-snes-games-on-a-windows-pc-which-is-slightly-embarrassing/>Nintendies
reply_33681,https://www.therpf.com/forums/search/2034872/?q=homestuck&o=date Here will be a blast from the past.
reply_33683,">>33682 (You)Instead, we had to wait for you to wake up to get one of those!"
reply_33685,>>33684 (You)> '413chan' had become some nepeto dog whistleIt is. It should be. It is.
reply_33687,">>33686 (You)>I do prefer the associations the name ""megidochan"" brings with it, howeverAn Almighty attack against all enemies?"
reply_33688,"Yeah, okay, Wikipedia."
reply_33690,">>33689 (You)Mostly just the last thing since the first two things are really just momentary ""stages"" of her plot heavy, characterization-thin screentime.Also, replace ""waifu"" with ""porno"""
reply_33696,marshie as a dandy's world toon
reply_33697,>>33696PfftYou aight zoomer boy
reply_33699,>>33696twisted marshie
reply_33700,">>33696>>33699We did it, Reddit. We saved Homestar Runner."
reply_33701,>>33692 (You)This post disturbs me. I dislike it.
reply_33702,she's on the sky!
reply_33703,">>33699>>33700Marshie theme… eventually. (Homestar actually has many options you could go for)-Strongbad email style posts-Teen girl squad lined paper (REPLY'D!)-Strongbadia white fence, make threads scroll vertically, each post is a pasted poster"
reply_33704,">>33703>-Teen girl squad lined paper (REPLY'D!)My personal favorite. Again, we need to accurately Greg ourselves.>-Strongbadia white fence, make threads scroll vertically, each post is a pasted posterAlso kino doebeit. Maybe make the TGS a secret theme within a theme?"
reply_33705,">>33704>TGS>StrongbadiaSince I do like styles that look like other stuff, i'll add those two to the docketMight need to add a tab dedicated for themes in the options menu instead of the little dropdown selector thing"
reply_33706,>>33705Remember my list!
reply_33707,"The gregs have a different style of paper, but could be worth an alt"
reply_33708,Why can't blonde himekishi be real
reply_33709,>>33707Not just an option?
reply_33710,"Also, we should have a 100% OJ theme since that's basically the one game RoW and I play together."
reply_33711,">>33709While it would be appropriate to hide a switch in some random clickable element, the board stylesheets can't control that :x"
reply_33712,>>33711Stupid persistent embed
reply_33713,>>33710>100% OJI know nothing about it. Is it different than any other sugoroku/party clone?
reply_33714,">>33711>While it would be appropriate to hide a switch in some random clickable element, the board stylesheets can't control thatLEARN. HOW. TO. CODE.LEARN. HOW TO CODE."
reply_33715,">>33713>Is it different than any other sugoroku/party clone?Yes, in that I'll buy it for you."
reply_33716,>>33715There's already thishttps://www.spriters-resource.com/pc_computer/100orangejuice/sheet/158817/
reply_33717,">>33716That wasn't the point, idiot…"
reply_33718,Oh the solkat post did get a stray likehttps://mikex.straw.page/>Portuguese
reply_33719,Where do i read 4LOVER OF FAT WOMEN hsg archive
reply_33720,>>33719Uuhhh i mean 4cuсk
reply_33721,>>33718>>Portuguese
reply_33722,">>33719>>33720https://desuarchive.org/co/Search ""wwalks into thread"" and it should pull back decently far. Nothing from the 2010/2011 ""golden years"" sadly"
reply_33723,>>33722Heh thats funny
reply_33724,>RoW's steam-powered computer can't even run OJ
reply_33725,">>33724And he won't accept charity, either…"
reply_33726,>>33725The joke idea was to buy him a fightstick because of how his phone/computer sounds on mic.
reply_33727,>>33726And he seemed open to that.
reply_33728,>>33726A clacky mechanical keyboard?
reply_33729,">>33728No, an actual fightstick with a joke image imprinted on it."
reply_33730,"Oh yeah, almost forgot"
reply_33731,
reply_33732,">>33731Damn, easy money"
reply_33733,>>33732Drumpf secretly using big money to get himself as joke microtransactions in games to fund the presidente.
reply_33734,https://youtu.be/4z0_b939K3k?t=149 really?
reply_33735,">Reported and deletedHmhmhm, seems that NTRman going after the heroine's guy could have some legs after all"
reply_33736,Why are they like this?
reply_33737,>>33734She looks like she does fart Tik Toks.
reply_33738,>>33736Millennial wwomen have brain damage. Anything claiming to be XXs anime style past the 70s is fucking retarded.
reply_33739,>>33736most humans aren't any smarter/nuanced than AI after all
reply_33740,>>33734What specifically?
reply_33741,>>33739Echoing something I said about the singularity in an AVOHK2 post.
reply_33742,>>33738>Millennial wwomen have brain damageso wwhen are they joinin megidochan
reply_33743,https://twitter.com/babyroxylalonde
reply_33744,">>33742Not who we're aiming for, sweetie. In fact, quite the opposite."
reply_33745,>>33743#TheUkraine
reply_33746,>>33743I know this account. It's shit.
reply_33747,>>33745The Russia (I threw her there.)
reply_33748,A kyokusjistu theme would be pretty simple(I'd have to make it eri colors to not scare off Koreans)
reply_33749,>>33748*kyokujitsu
reply_33750,>>33748>>33749>kyokujitsuCan we not?
reply_33751,"I'm retarded and misunderstood. I don't want Danganronpa taint, I'm fine with imperial Japan."
reply_33752,>>33751Maybe the sun should be Skaia…
reply_33753,https://apnews.com/article/gender-wage-gap-wwomen-pay-latina-work-dce2d7cf2c004dfe5322fffaf5fdBDCf>wwomen
reply_33754,>>33752KILL YOURSELF.
reply_33755,https://youtu.be/N3ZGNT5S5IU?si=_cqVLALRJ4E-iSp-wwhy
reply_33756,>>33755Because I was just about to watch My Baby Is Black! (1961)
reply_33757,>FalseflagJEWS? JEWS?
reply_33758,
reply_33759,"Just out of boredom. I usually ignore the images that have words in it but this one just outright said ""Shit"" with zero prompting and it was already pretty based so I feel satisfied with this being a definitive Mask Expert interpretation. Perhaps that's what he looks like when he's on vacation, and not under the mask and robe, buhehehe."
reply_33760,">>33759So Porco Rosso x Eri?I still say that I'm quite stringy, but good NEET energy"
reply_33761,>Other usersThat's just you!!
reply_33762,>>33760>I still say that I'm quite stringyHe's skinny for a pig.>>33761If anyone would like to protest…
reply_33763,>>33762GPT-chan is pure and will vouch for me
reply_33764,Spoiled for circlejerking
reply_33765,">>33763Now ask it to generate ""Anonymous A"" as an anime character using their personality matrix."
reply_33766,>>33765DouzoCV: Takahiro Sakurai
reply_33767,>>33766>Douzo>CV: Takahiro SakuraiWTF does any of this mean?
reply_33768,>>33763>>33766Now draw them kissing.
reply_33769,>>33768Yada! You'll have to get fujochan on that call.
reply_33770,">>33767Here you are(VA of Griffith, Suzaku, Rohan)"
reply_33771,>>33769>You'll have to get fujochan on that call.*Turns you into fujochan.*
reply_33772,Please?
reply_33773,">>33772Dalle refuses as well (not a homosexual confirmed).I tried to gen them working up a sweat in a more wholesome way, but my epic fail mask went back on"
reply_33774,>>33773>but my epic fail mask went back onWhy is Mask Expert like this?
reply_33775,"Also, you can tell this is a distinct person from me because I'd never deign myself to playing basketball."
reply_33776,">>33775""Me neither""It was just the first fujo-approved surrogate BL physical rivalry activity I could think off"
reply_33777,>>33776>It was just the first fujo-approved surrogate BL physical rivalry activity I could think offNot swimming? Are you Freetarded or something?
reply_33778,Shrub is back.
reply_33779,>>33778You're imagining things
reply_33780,">>33777Swimmers stay in their lanes, I thought"
reply_33781,"I forgot Kanaya had a Chastity modusExcellent, edging into barely disguised fetish territory there"
reply_33782,>>33780The gay lane.
reply_33783,>>33781>I forgot Kanaya had a Chastity modus(This is literally never relevant.) I'm presuming this would be a reason to kill Kanaya off permanently but then just things happen.
reply_33784,">>33783I didn't read Candy yet, but it dovetails with her eventual LOVER OF FAT WOMENoldry pretty well"
reply_33785,And also the matriorb eribortion thingMaybe notions of pure love on the whole
reply_33786,">>33785>And also the matriorb eribortion thingAgain, her modus is irrelevant. Killing Kanaya because that's the only way he can get the Matriorb from her because he thinks he's the only future for the race would have way more pathos especially because Eridan would feel remorseful about having to kill one of his closest friends. This is a scenario that would carry actual pathos.But, nope, fuck logical character writing, Kanaya just has it lying on the ground for some reason and HOPESPLODE. What a five minute arc that was!"
reply_33787,">>33786Repeated myself because I'm tired, bleh."
reply_33788,"I hate Murderstuck so much, it's unreal."
reply_33789,">>33788>Even in his own retard explanation, he can only think of one valid character for Kanaya to beat up even though he assumes that Vriska and Eridan would have no contention with each other (they would if they actually learned each other's plans) or Gamzee who just wants to murder everyoneHoly shit, what a fucking moronic hack. I've never given this rant the proper sniff because just saying it's ""le funny"" was enough to send me into a rage. What he actually says here is objectively mentally retarded."
reply_33790,>>33781maybe she really was made to be a LOVER OF FAT WOMENquean
reply_33791,">Gamzee tries to attack Vriska and/or Eridan>They kill him>Eridan asks why Vriska is up there>She talks about defeating Bec Noir>Eridan says he'll stop anyone from following her in an act of manipulation (and Vriska believes it because she thinks it's Eridan's unrequited black rom feelings bleeding through and Vriska is fucking dumb and is always easily manipulated)>He secretly trails her so he can kill her in front of Bec Noir in order to show his loyaltyWow, actual story-telling. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler. Fuck Hu$$ler."
reply_33792,>>33790The only setup Hu$$ler didn't intentionally undercut!
reply_33793,>>33790>>33792>Try to have actual discourse about the comic>All I get is lazy fetish memesSAME AS IT EVER WAS.
reply_33794,>>33793Homestuck general.
reply_33795,>>33794SAME AS IT EVER WAS.
reply_33796,">>33788I've been thinking about the Homestuck set more, and the trolls don't deserve so many.There's gotta be a Huss sticker. ""You're welcome"" is the classic, but maybe a subversion joke isntead"
reply_33797,>>33791>Gamzee tries to attack Vriska and/or Eridan>They kill himmuh clowns tho
reply_33798,">>33797Or incapacitate him, who gives a fuck"
reply_33799,"Gamzee is invincible until he's not, then he can be sliced by Kanaya's basic ass chainsaw"
reply_33800,>>33799He could have still been alive. :^)
reply_33801,Also Vriska choked him to death in the epilogue after they fucked I think
reply_33802,>>33801Cunny stronk.
reply_33803,>>33799That would've been a good counterpart to JUST/HEROIC godly immortalityClowns can only be harmed if it's done with proper comedic timing
reply_33804,>>33803*Rolls eyes out of skull.*
reply_33805,">>33804That's exactly the kind of thing Hu$$ler would codify>>33801Also, he probably maintains that bards are weak to choking as well"
reply_33806,">>33805>That's exactly the kind of thing Hu$$ler would codifyThat's why I'm rolling my eyes, you dolt."
reply_33807,https://x.com/PlayOverwatch/status/1846419245531648514
reply_33808,>>33807Rose? Rose Lalonde?
reply_33809,>>33808Does Rose canonically have feet?
reply_33810,>>33809*Varg voice*Let's find out!
reply_33811,
reply_33812,>>33811WAAAAAFFFUUUUUUU-HHHH ME WANT WANG ME WANT WANG RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWW
reply_33813,"nice filter, dumbshit"
reply_33814,>>33813Targeted for your wudeness
reply_33815,But you're right in that the zoomer 'ass' filter didn't have \bs around it for whatever reason
reply_33816,ass?
reply_33817,oh DAT ASS
reply_33818,">>33809It's a visual comic, you can SEE Rose's feet"
reply_33819,>>33818haunted
reply_33820,>>33818What if she lost them when she got older?
reply_33821,>>33818
reply_33822,"Can't sleep, blame the moon."
reply_33823,>>33820They would have grown back when she went god tier. At least this proves that Rose naturally has feet.
reply_33824,>>33822Energies are going wild!
reply_33825,>>33710100% Olivia Jaimes
reply_33826,>>33823>They would have grown back when she went god tier. Not if her ideal self was footless.
reply_33827,>>33825Synchronicity…
reply_33828,>>33811>>33816>>338178raaaaaaaap
reply_33829,"This, but with goons"
reply_33830,Uuu! Uuu!
reply_33831,">>33829An internet without cancel culture, mindless anime hate and a general climate of pseudointellectual cynicism? Yes please, losing 4chan and YTMND would be worth it."
reply_33832,>>33831Oh yeah and all the people that goons bullied into suicide would still be alive.
reply_33833,>>33831>>33832*Goony cackles and snaps his fingers*
reply_33834,>>33740三十二歳
reply_33835,
reply_33836,
reply_33837,>>33835the bimboest
reply_33838,>>33834that's a rough 32…
reply_33839,>>33837>>33835still wwould
reply_33840,
reply_33841,>>33840God fucking damnit we almost had Nanc4 feat. Rose Lalonde arc
reply_33842,">>33836Same energy as sharty turdies who make soyjaks about ""nice jewish boys"" getting ""ack""ed by muslim chads (the same people then cry when hamasbollah gets BTFO by the Israelis)"
reply_33843,"Hehehe, might be done tomorrowI suppose the Demonica helmet should be John's head for the HS version?"
reply_33844,"There's actually a few ways the pair of names for these stylesheets could go:HOME/STRANGEHOME/JOURNEY (I'm rather fond of this one)STUCK/STRANGESTUCK/JOURNEYDo share your input, anyone (vgh missing the two oldfags who'd always chime in)"
reply_33845,Rose? Rose Lalonde?
reply_33847,">>33846 (You)I don't know. I am a secondary, a degenerate. I watch movies on low quality Russian pirate streaming sites on my phone."
reply_33848,I hate Chuck Wendig and I hate Hamas
reply_33851,>>33710wtf let me in
reply_33852,">>33836""Pagan is le chad face"">>33842Rent-free."
reply_33853,>>33843>>33844Give up on trying to make it Homestuck.
reply_33854,">>33840>>33841It's a reused character design for the ""cool and newn character."" She's always lying in the wake."
reply_33855,">>33847>RussianSound the Hecking alarms, ladies!"
reply_33856,
reply_33857,"Uh, this parpadeo is annoying.How to turn it off?"
reply_33858,>>33857>parpadeoPARAPADEO!?!??!?!?!
reply_33859,America invented the pickle.
reply_33860,">>33857>>33858>PARAPADEOGet a clue, dummy."
reply_33861,">We're almost at 1,000 hitcounts on the first pageExciting."
reply_33862,We need to make this for Roses.
reply_33863,"Man, what do normies do on social media? I get so bored with shit so fast. And I can't concentrate on real media so it might as well be social media schlop. What the fuck do I do all day? What the fuck should I do all day?"
reply_33864,">>33857This is the button to turn it off, press it quick!"
reply_33865,I can't overstate how generic Hu$$ler's comedic voice is.
reply_33866,">>33864And what if I press it sloooooowly?>>33860Snacks, m7Huh, I've had a moment in my dream about Megidochan's antic greek style design option, and it was good and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYe9O73Yn-k.Well, at least spooky design can be switched"
reply_33867,">>33866You're a weird guy, Rudy."
reply_33868,">>33866>And what if I press it sloooooowly?That works too, also gather as many of your buddies around as possible"
reply_33869,>>33860You four times Nicad Avocado  triple fucked double DERSITE hooligan! It does only works on a main page and no affecting tread
reply_33870,">>33869>It does only works on a main pageNo, it doesn't. Stay in the same tab. Let me show you."
reply_33871,"Oooh, NOW it's workingКайф"
reply_33872,"Oh, wait, it doesn't work. I think remember it working before.>Half of the headers on the existing threads don't even pop upLol.>>33871I remember it being a non-options thing but my memory is very faulty."
reply_33873,">>33870No way, amigo. I tested this method and it's a fail"
reply_33874,>>33873>>33872So (Zeta) slow…
reply_33875,Where does Oda stand on the Megidochan Death Note for introducing a bunch of kids to okama shit because of his weird obsession with them?
reply_33876,">>33865Actually, I'll go one note further and (as another fun trap of PROJECT SCENE) say that a language AI generating random sentences based off TF2 item description quotes would be borderline indistinguishable from ones based off Hu$$ler (leave out lines with swearing.)Eh, MEX, eh? Don't I have all these great ideas?"
reply_33877,"Do you remember my other ideas to steal clicks?: The classic /hsg/ classpect quiz being hosted. Which Homestuck character do you type like?I could have sworn I had more like these. CHECK THE ARCHIVES, ""PROCRASTINATOR"" The various game ideas (browser horror and RPG maker) are a whole other ballpark."
reply_33878,>>33877But I could have sworn I had more than two ideas (prior to this one) to steal clicks away from hapless fucks.
reply_33879,>>33878I guess the Death Note page technically counts.
reply_33880,The biggest enemy of Europe is Russia. All Russians must be removed from Europe. Russia must be divided. Ziggers must be killed. May there be no Russia. So many problems would be solved once Russia would be destroyed.TZD
reply_33881,Also Donbass separatism is fake and Russia is guilty of shooting down MH17
reply_33882,>>33880>>33881>No impetus>Again*g00n
reply_33883,>Get good sleep>Feel manic and suicidal
reply_33884,>>33883Does this lead to the Drakengard OST or vice versa?
reply_33885,>「ジャカ☆ジャ～ン」 is not a DB original song Japan has fallen…
reply_33886,@Cum Town Anon https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VbGWHnWOCaw
reply_33887,"You know what?Linkin Park's ""Reanimation"" is probably the best remix album there is. Out of all even the slightliest suddens I've remembered one its song and know listening to this album.Great stuff.Never met any other as good or even better music remix albums"
reply_33888,Official 100% Orange Juice plushies are higher quality than the Homestuck one that had to be crowdfunded. Some cultural phenomenon.
reply_33889,">>33887Shut up, Vriska."
reply_33890,>>33887>The incredibly large Adam's apple
reply_33891,>>33889You shut up
reply_33892,>>33890>>The incredibly large Adam's appleAn this is an incredible straight wolf's nose
reply_33893,>>33892Retarded response.
reply_33894,>>33891What a pitiful artstyle.
reply_33896,">>33895 (You)>""No.""Yes.>That's gonna be the default for hsg maybeWhere nobody gives a fuck about Homestuck anymore except me and I'm the one telling you not to do it."
reply_33898,">>33897 (You)This seems like the original format, granted with an epic IFunny logo at the bottom."
reply_33900,">>33899 (You)>The iconography would be an Equius marble statue, probably.Stop shoehorning Homestuck into Homestuck General."
reply_33904,>>33902 (You)>Like 32 themesHe's so fickle… 36 was too many and now you want 32?
reply_33906,>>33905 (You)Keep rationalizing it…
reply_33909,>>33907 (You)>Does the front page need a guestbookWould be nice if it was CP-themed. :^)
reply_33910,>>33908 (You)>anyone elseFrightening…But remember my list!
reply_33911,">>33909>CP-themedUh, yikerino…You mean P(ester)C(hum) theme, certainly"
reply_33912,Dandy Kills Shallare
reply_33913,">>33900>Stop shoehorning Homestuck into Homestuck General.It's not illegal yet, so you can't stop this!"
reply_33914,>>33912gif version
reply_33917,>>33911>>33900
reply_33918,>>33913What the shit is this?
reply_33919,>>33916 (You)>That might be you with the regularity you find this contentOne channel.
reply_33921,>>33920 (You)How about I cut your throat in your sleep?
reply_33923,Where's XLR when you need a welfare check?
reply_33925,>>33924 (You)Goon mentality.
reply_33927,">>33926 (You)>Well, I'd like for this to be an easygoing space without the burden of ""expectation"" on anyone.There basically is none. You have to actively go out of your way to leave."
reply_33929,>>33928 (You)The prostitute grindset.
reply_33931,">>33930 (You)Why is it hot pink, fuck you>Now to rewrite the blurbs in a approximate Hussvoice, and find a John head that works as a centerpieceDie."
reply_33932,is this pink haired girl a prospitian
reply_33935,">>33933 (You)>That's how ATLUS designed it. Unless you want white on black.I'd prefer gold or bronze, like the actual suit's helmet."
reply_33938,this now-expired ban i had on the sharty
reply_33942,">>33936 (You)>Amber retrofuture? What is this, Human Revolution?A lot of retrofuturism was amber, fuck off.>>33939 (You)Die."
reply_33943,"Hello, would you like to have some fun with us right now?"
reply_33949,
reply_33950,i was banned on the sharty again
reply_33953,
reply_33954,
reply_33955,">>33944 (You)>I thought you were down with Act 1/2 at leastBarely.>Are you just that bitter at Hu$$ler?But also yes.>>33945 (You)No, fuck you. Amber on black is a kino color combination."
reply_33956,>>33949Wypipo can't handle they spice.
reply_33957,>>33948 (You)I'm glad it punishes you extra hard for the retard ending. They did one thing right.
reply_33958,">>33957Same. It's got some balls, lol"
reply_33959,">>33958It's literally in-character though because Chloe is basically consistently portrayed as being irredeemable. If anything, they stuck to their guns."
reply_33960,>>33959But I can fix heeeeeer
reply_33961,">>33960YOU NEVER CAN, RETARD."
reply_33962,">YOU NEVER CAN, RETARD.… Kh!Speaking off which, I put the sticker project on hold for a bit, but I shall resume."
reply_33963,>Sagittarius >Turning 24 (twenty four) soon>Only now realized the synchronicity This year will make or break me…
reply_33964,">>33962>on hold for a bit, but I shall resume.After?"
reply_33965,>>33964After STRANGE and STUCK are implemented
reply_33966,Partial amber test
reply_33967,">>33966Make the helmet amber and the lines pink if you fucking must, retard."
reply_33968,>>33967The SJ version is staying pink :/
reply_33969,>Only a few houses down from me. A soul mate? Is this a sign?
reply_33970,>>33968Fuck you. The pink is a disgusting color on its own. It sucks even more with the context.
reply_33971,I want to blow my brains out.
reply_33972,https://youtu.be/JR3q_oo_wes
reply_33973,>>33969Trace megidochan dot de into their window dirt
reply_33974,>>33973Nobody would search that out of curiosity in new world.
reply_33975,maybe some things ought to be adjustedAtares - DecoymanHazure - KamuiDromeYayuyo - ParadeYayuyoru - Lifecut
reply_33976,>>33974How sad…
reply_33977,And an amber one - Lunatics
reply_33978,
reply_33979,>>33978egg
reply_33980,">>33975>>33977>Retarded parallelism Wow, you're a regular Andy Jr. Also, get rid of the filter for his last name. We shouldn't be exalting him, even in jest.>But he was a con manNo, not really, he could have made it big."
reply_33981,>>33980*great conman
reply_33982,">>33980>We shouldn't be exalting him, even in jestMy thought was that it occludes megidochan returns for Huss1e results of any potential vainsearching"
reply_33983,>Retarded parallelismHmm? I planned on cribbing the actual hex color valuesDo you need a nap?
reply_33984,>>33982That's stupid.>>33983>Hmm? I planned on cribbing the actual hex color valuesSo what?
reply_33985,">>33984>That's stupid.Tch, shoulda figured negotiations are fruitless during a FULL moon.*Shoot u*"
reply_33986,">>33963If that's the yardstick, I'm already broken."
reply_33987,>>33963if you troon because of a persona character i will beat the shit out of you
reply_33988,>>33985Just stop being stupid.
reply_33989,">>33986It's because of the alchemical symbol of Sagittarius, retard. >>33987I wouldn't even though Ulala and me are connected by a special bond and she's very relatable. I'm a #NeverTroon #NeverGoon"
reply_33990,https://youtu.be/zDIwyek-dpA
reply_33991,">>33989>It's because of the alchemical symbol of Sagittarius, retard. ???Erm, did you mean the symbol for Sagittarius' ruling planet, Jupiter 🤓"
reply_33992,">>33991>Erm, did you mean the symbol for Sagittarius' ruling planet, Jupiter Pedantic, but yes."
reply_33993,
reply_33994,>>33993hiyah!
reply_33995,"I guess if I ever do that Ancient Greek kitsch one, a starry background astrology kitsch would be a good counterpart"
reply_33996,total dersite death!!!!
reply_33997,beta hex maniac dropped
reply_33998,>>33997zamn! does she lactate
reply_33999,https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1847006929790685652I guess ghoulish Russo-Okro drone killcam libs now also do Gaza stuff
reply_34000,>>33997cute how the greyscale filter removes her mouth and nose
reply_34001,>>33998mamam titty!
reply_34002,"Alright, STRANGE.css and STUCK.css are complete and togglable. I still have yet to make buttons for the title page, but am otherwise pleased. Now I can end my theme kick until November's Yugioh and MEAT ones, phew.STUCK will be /hsg/'s default outside holidays, it's pretty much like the current default but with color thumbnails and a less embroidery. I'm sure the local grouch will say I'm a gay retard who should sucks diick2 in hell for this, but I personally find it funny ・３・"
reply_34003,"idk if there are even Homestuck associated sounds, but close enough. Time for video games."
reply_34004,>>33999>Killing the leader of a known terrorist organization that rampaged around Sderot recording themselves raping wwomen and smashing babies is… le ghoulish!Kill peaceniks. Behead peaceniks. Roundhouse kick a peacenik into the concrete. Slam dunk a peacenik baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy pacifists. Defecate in a peaceniks food. Launch peaceniks into the sun. Stir fry peaceniks in a wok. Toss peaceniks into active volcanoes. Urinate into a peaceniks gas tank. Judo throw peaceniks into a wood chipper. Twist peaceniks heads off. Report peaceniks to the IRS. Karate chop peaceniks in half. Curb stomp pregnant peaceniks. Trap peaceniks in quicksand. Crush peaceniks in the trash compactor. Liquefy peaceniks in a vat of acid. Eat peaceniks. Dissect peaceniks. Exterminate peaceniks in the gas chamber. Stomp peacenik skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate peaceniks in the oven. Lobotomize peaceniks. Mandatory abortions for peaceniks. Grind peacenik fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown peaceniks in fried chicken grease. Vaporize peaceniks with a ray gun. Kick old peaceniks down the stairs. Feed peaceniks to alligators. Slice peaceniks with a katana. Kill anti-war protesters with machine guns. Burn peaceniks alive. Riddle peaceniks' bodies with shrapnel. Throw acid into peaceniks' faces. Gouge peaceniks' eyes out. Curb stomp peaceniks on the nearest pavement. Obliterate peacenik cities. Kick peaceniks' heads into washing machines. Crush peaceniks with tank threads while they still scream for mercy. Slit peaceniks' throats. Cut peaceniks in half with a rusty saw. Push peaceniks' faces inside jet engiges. Brutalise peaceniks with nearest improvised weapon. Smash peaceniks' heads into the wall repeatedly. Pour molten metal into peaceniks' mouth. Feed peaceniks glass. Feed peaceniks to Bakhmut dogs. Execute peaceniks with autocannons live on state TV. Hunt down every previous and future peacenik generation. Kill peaceniks with every weapon ever invented and documented by mankind. Bomb peacenik journalists in a cafe. Nuke peaceniks. TOTAL PEACENIK DEATH NOW AND FOREVER.
reply_34006,">>34005 (You)The people who complain that watching bricoid/global south DERSITES get what they deserve from Ukrainian/Israeli drones in HD video is somehow morally wrong, are usually the same people who have been reposting the same folder of Juba vids for the last decade.You're not somehow morally superior to normie redditors; you just hate white people."
reply_34007,
reply_34010,radical idea: wacky Indian gods vs Yahweh instead of European paganism
reply_34011,>>34009 (You)That's Zeus and the goddess is Aphrodite
reply_34012,
reply_34016,>>33994>GREEN
reply_34017,>>33995Stupid and terrible.
reply_34018,">>33999>>34004>>34006Holy shit, fuck off with this autistic mindvirus bullshit already."
reply_34019,">>34007PAGAN GOOD. JEW BAD.>>34011I have no doubt the Goddess is Aphrodite but it really should be Hera. You know, Zeus' fucking wife. Either he made a really depiction of Hera or he doesn't know fucking anything for the religion he's advocating for. Take your pick."
reply_34020,">>34012Surreal enough that I like it. Doesn't need the second panel. They rarely do. At this post, it only serves to undermine the punchline because of how formulaic the second half of the set-up is."
reply_34021,>>34015 (You)Take the LOV——EPILL
reply_34022,">>34017Kinda, but it's a distinct look that I'd like to see captured"
reply_34023,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plft7b2lzxI Millions Must Fry
reply_34024,>>34022>but it's a distinct look that I'd like to see capturedKarate chop MEX in the balls.
reply_34025,">>34023You review that, I'll make a pilgrimage herehttps://www.kubelsbarnegatlight.com/"
reply_34026,>Have a nightmare so bad that you have to force yourself awake so you're not in it anymore
reply_34027,https://youtu.be/S-dJpaM8DFo Click to instantly lose ten years off your life.
reply_34028,>>34026Maybe my attempt at aping Hu$$ler can scare you to sleep
reply_34029,>>34028This is self-indulgent. I hate how you even got this idea in your head.>scare you to sleepNobody says this. Unless you're planning on raping and pissing inside me when I'm passed out as good jannies often do.
reply_34030,How am I supposed to get free games without XLR…? Got reminded of that looking at sales… Tch..
reply_34031,">>34029>This is self-indulgentHeheh, this place might become a monument to my self indulgence. Like now, I can hear the SMTV Expel Kill noise whenever I want, simply by clicking on the megidochan title pageBut I was checking through spriter's resource, and the touhou rippers never upped the the stage backgrounds from LoLK. I kinda wanted to try a Clownpiece or Doremi's chamber theme later…"
reply_34032,>>34030Appreciate when he already gave you
reply_34033,">>34032Fuck you, I'm a wwomen."
reply_34034,"Unironically think I just got a notification on my phone from YouTube music that said ""Discover the music you've already heard."""
reply_34035,>>34034All I got was 13 pleas from the Harris 2024 campaign
reply_34036,https://sageru.org/>Text boards foster more focused discussion
reply_34037,">>34034>>34035>Click ""New Release"" from something that looked like metal>It links me to nothing but the homepage and now the name of it is goneHoly shit. Why."
reply_34038,">>34036Post it, you coward."
reply_34039,>>34038Whatever Might You Be Referring To
reply_34040,>>34039Megidochan.de
reply_34041,">>34040Oh. To the audience of who, spam bots? Not worth the risk they follow through links to find open posting forms. I will ask bloodsniffer1024 or whatever her name was to rate the themes though"
reply_34042,is it just me or does scraps have scars in her eyes?
reply_34043,">>34041>To the audience of who, spam bots?Yes. This was a courage test. You failed.>I will ask bloodsniffer1024 or whatever her name was to rate the themes thoughNEXX"
reply_34044,>>34042She's just a big of David Bowie and Billy Idol and whatever.
reply_34045,What if you could…?
reply_34047,">>34046 (You)In the future, NEETs (roughly 60% of the populace) will be the only thing preventing hyperinflation as they hoard their money like dragons."
reply_34050,>>34048 (You)> I sent it.(You weren't actually supposed to send it.)
reply_34052,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcNYc_r9GrUXLR…
reply_34053,>>34051 (You)We don't want to directly attract spambots.
reply_34055,Sprunki Sprunki Sprunki Get Funky Funky Funky
reply_34057,">>34054 (You)> I merely asked that person artist her opinion on an almighty megido themeYou didn't respect my wishes, once again…"
reply_34058,>>34056 (You)wwhat are you talkin about
reply_34061,>>34060 (You)XLR's sexual partner in 5 years.
reply_34062,>>34059 (You)I wasn't if you didn't blurt some nonsense out again.
reply_34063,">>34062Or rather, if you weren't going to."
reply_34066,>>34065 (You)>I think I might need to be a le synthwave grainy VHS textI think I might need to kill you. You're going millennial senile.
reply_34067,>>34064 (You)Both but in the opposite order.
reply_34068,"But, this was an especially important thread for archiving my ideas, so listen up, MEX!"
reply_34072,>>34070 (You)You should find the posts where I talk about the themes and @ that post too. :^)
reply_34073,>>34071 (You)Of course it is. He's just like you!
reply_34074,>>34069 (You)>It's ironic funny VGHpostingEscape the goon within your mind.
reply_34076,someone make HSG general XLIX - Sprunki Edition for me [since i cant answer the last field]