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2008 hits edition
Old >>31056
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>>32439
Ugly and not funny.

 No.32471

I finally watched Megamind (2010) today

 No.32472

>>32439
onaho face

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>>32473
A delightful mélange

 No.32476

>>32474
Please, I'm sure he watched it in theatres!

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 No.32479

>>32477
do they know?

 No.32480

>>32479
Yes, but DERSITES steal 'em if they aren't in the box

 No.32481

>>32443
Not funny. No joke.

Also, again, let me reiterate, I'm no member of the fucking ADL but it's quite rich to go from "The Jews are a fundamentally evil people" to "The Jews overreact to criticism"
>>32447
>I'm surprised he held out off from doing one about le 10/7
He forgor is the only explanation. Current thing!

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 No.32483

>>32477
The Atlantic slave trade be like:

 No.32484

>>32451
Grim samejoke.

 No.32485

>>32460
You can be poor and live off SS if you're crazy enough.

 No.32486

>>32482
Lawful evil

 No.32487

>>32485
Tsk, DBDR makes it sound nice… I've been evaluated a few times, but I've always managed to convince them I merely had a quirky sense of humor.

 No.32488

>>32466
>>32467
DUDE WEED LMAO

 No.32489

>>32488
You're right I should hold off until the full moon

 No.32490

>>32486
So.. Chinese?

 No.32491

>>32487
The first time I went I got off because they're literally just looking for MRs and I could name five presidents.

Apparently being near unable to speak isn't a problem if you're not also retarded. I think we just called in after like "I've tried to kill myself a dozen times, come on" and I didn't ever have to go in-person ever again since.

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Kill Madoktards.

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 No.32495

>>32491
Mine were nothing so serious.
Once for drawing Domo-kun shouting "STFU NOOB" in fourth grade, once for defacing my copy "The City of Ember" into "The City of Member" in middle school, and once for writing "Human Sacrifice" on some after school hall pass thing.

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 No.32497

>>32496
FEED HER.

 No.32498

>>32495
How does this relate to you getting Social Security again

 No.32499

>>32495
> once for defacing my copy "The City of Ember" into "The City of Member"
What a DICK.

 No.32500

>>32457
Translation?

 No.32501

>>32499
It chaffed me as girl power blahblah, and I'd already been exposed to His Dark Materials and judged that superior.

So I, along with friends, defaced it, scrawled all kinds of vulgar things, burned it, etc. There was even some half-baked plan to send it to Scott Ramsoomair(?).
But my mom went through my bookbag one evening and a shitstorm ensued :/

 No.32502

>>32500
Just a simple "Let's all go to megidochan-kuma!"

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>>32501
> and I'd already been exposed to His Dark Materials
Thought you meant Homestuck until I looked it up. Then I would have had to have punched you in the face.

 No.32506

>>32504
God, it even looks TRICKSTER as fuck in retrospect.

 No.32507

>>32506
You mean Sanrio? Biofems love Sanrio too…

 No.32508

>>32507
No, the design sensibilities of Madoka witches.

 No.32509

>>32508
I'd say they've got that menhera thing going, but TRICKSTERS be coopting.

 No.32510

Also, I hadn't realized that black hoodie girl was "menhera-chan"
I assumed it was an enby thing (inb4 STILL IS)

 No.32511

>>32510
>I assumed it was an enby thing
No, it's deeply trooned.

 No.32512

>>32505
Are we gonna start He Who Must Not Be Naming Hu$$ler?

 No.32513

>>32512
READ ANOTHER BOOK.

 No.32514

I wonder if Steam Greenlight would unironically let child porn through.

 No.32515

>>32514
Yarimon got on there, didn't it?

 No.32516

I know lolisho content isn't "literally" the same thing

 No.32517

Remember when discussing with Russians that their train of thought is always partially blocked by their constant need to lie to themselves after growing up in the shittiest country in the world where they are forced to think that they are living in the best country. For a Russian cheating is breathing. They lie to support their group. They lie to keep their own sanity. They lie to not be sent to the gulag. They lie so the police would not break their bones. Never trust anything a Russian says. It is all total ziggershit. May they all die in the civil war.

TZD

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I wonder how Steam decides its main page shit.

 No.32519

>>32517
Literally spurred by nothing. Fuck off, retard.

 No.32520

>>32516
Does Steam say they care about that?

 No.32521

>UNGA BUNGA ME HATE RUSSIANS
THEN JOIN THE MILITARY ALREADY. FUCK OFF.

 No.32522

>>32520
I know the earliest HRPG on their had to rewrite shota scenes to "halflings" or what have you

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>>32518
Gnat attack looking nigga

 No.32524

>>32522
>Nigga knows HRPG history
This is an unhealthy dedication, MEX-senpai.

 No.32525

>>32519
Lol lmao. The truth is, if you are 60 and have a sex with 14 year old, you will be spared from any punishment if you marry her. That is an islamic marry your rapist law, which was added to Criminal Code of the Russian Federation to appease your churka overlords. Basically, you a are degenerate shithole. And the fact that possession of child pornography is legal in your shithole just doubles that. Cope about it all you want.

 No.32526

>>32524
I-It's just a factoid I picked up browsing hgg2d occasionally! I'm normal!

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 No.32528

megidochan.ru

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>>32525
Who are you quoting?

 No.32530

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Alice hands…

 No.32531

>>32529
That one czech guy who calls out how russia is literally islamic communism

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 No.32533

>>32532
… Example?

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 No.32535

>>32530
Rose? Rose Lalonde?

 No.32536

>>32531
Why? Shut up.

 No.32537

>>32534
"My phone already blares the mario scream"

 No.32538

>>32537
Peach's secret weapon…

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Rose? Rose Lalonde?

Getting ready to work at the Shelly Clam.

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>Do yoga
>Get fucked in the ass

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 No.32542

How is the refanta version of doorkun so much faggier lookin
Maybe it's down to height? Doorkun is always positioned on the promo art to look if not taller, at least as tall as the other characters

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me

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also me

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>>32544
Is that what happened to Rev?

 No.32546

>>32539
Stealth marketing. I guess there are more exploitative ways.

 No.32547

>>32541
Haha, imagine the smell.

 No.32548

>>32544
>You live long enough to see your book become "le meme"
You didn't read Blood Meridian. Die, troon, die.

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 No.32550

>>32546
>Stealth marketing.
For The Shelly Clam?

 No.32551

Eventually, Megidochanners will be able to communicate entirely by linking other posts.

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>>32548
>your book
Xwitter's book now

 No.32553

>>32551
Once I take a stab at emoji, maybe so

 No.32554

>>32552
>Xwitter
And we're past the age of the Internet being able to forget things.

It's all so fucking tiresome.

 No.32555

>DUDE I LOVE THE JUDGE FROM BLOOD MERIDIAN I READ HIS MONOLOGUES OUT OF CONTEXT
I guess it's just the West's answer to le manime Beserk.

Crush goon skulls.

 No.32556

Filter zigger to goon to inconvenience Roxykit's autism.

 No.32557

>>32549
>>32545
Amos the chinless fart sniffer

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>>32557
>chinless fart sniffer

 No.32559

>>32556
But that also fouls your good archive up with ziggerposts

 No.32560

>>32559
g00n then.

 No.32561

>>32560
zang00se

 No.32562

Imagine if the previous stewards of HSG had been this dedicated
https://azu.nfshost.com/archive/

 No.32563

>>32562
Some things (especially here) are better left forgotten.

 No.32564

Next thread better be suitably spooky OR ELSE.

 No.32565

>>32564
It's in your hands, I'm sleep

 No.32566

>>32565
MEX… I…

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Wait, help.

 No.32571

>>32567
I hadn't turned in just yet, so…
You made it, you're an official oldfig!

Newn (OVERLIMIT)
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