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 No.31056[Last 100 Posts]

Identify Scroll edition
Old >>30293

 No.31058

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 No.31059

>>31058
>sees snout once

 No.31060

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 No.31061

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the sprunki

 No.31062

>>31061
Punchy? Punchy Nomori?

 No.31063

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"MoM whinges about the current state of the Internet and cultural discourse for 3000th" thread edition. Dull!

 No.31064

kissu.moe makes me feel embarrassed to have a BASIC 8ITCH vichan board…
Since megidochan's domain expires in 2028 (also John Egbert's 32nd year), I'll set a personal goal to take a stab at a bespoke imageboard by then

 No.31065

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>>31063
Did corpo mode get turned back on?

 No.31066

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STOP, FUCK OFF, DIE.

 No.31067

>>31065
The
>bullet points
seem inconsistent based on content so a soft "no"(?)

 No.31068

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 No.31069

>>31066
We need to be blasting that shit on DERSE so they stop multiplying

 No.31070

>>31068
wwhat if nanc4 had a wwriter artist team
i guess
wwhat i tryin to say is
howw bout it oli
wwill you marry me

 No.31071

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Somebody made a video about the thing I'm always talking about it and of course it had to be her.

 No.31072

>>31071
Farting?

 No.31073

>>31072
Is that your fetish or something?

 No.31074

>>31068
A tired meta samejoke. Never though I'd see the day.

 No.31075

>>31069
But Mexicans reproduce like fleas.

 No.31076

>>31073
… If you're gonna mention it every time someone posts girlbutt, might as well

 No.31077

>>31076
So you have a fart fetish is what you're saying?

 No.31078

>>31077
Nah, I'm not that malleable. I'd have to be eased into it, maybe via the humiliation fetish route

 No.31079

>>31078
>maybe via the humiliation fetish
Exactly…

 No.31080

Joker gets raped and murdered in prison in the new Joker, lmao

 No.31081

>>31080
"Was it DERSITES?"

 No.31082

>>31079
I mean, a dignified girl clenching her teeth as she struggles to overcome her own body? All the elements are laying right there on the table.

 No.31083

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Snowman

 No.31084


 No.31085

>>31083
Pauline negro

 No.31086

>>31084
It is nice tits tho

 No.31087

Sanrio

 No.31088


 No.31089

>>31082
How about you think about it more?

 No.31090

>>31088
You know (((why))

 No.31091

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wow such kino

 No.31092

>>31089
Does you mean I ought reexamine a faulty premise, or fantasize about holding farts more?

 No.31093

It's good that my sister snores so loudly so that I know I didn't wake her up.

 No.31094

Also, take another shot for the classic "Jews think men getting raped is inherently a comedic juxtaposition because of their hyper-politicized view of rape."

 No.31095

>>31092
Both…

 No.31096

>>31091
Ah, raped by le white pig cops, I see.

>>31088
>>31090
Blew their TAKE THAT INKWELLS load too early. Have him get the BPD gf, then kill her off, then he troons out to BE her

 No.31097

Witch, or Student Witch?

 No.31098

Stupid Witch

 No.31099

>>31096
>Blew their TAKE THAT INKWELLS load too early.
I thought you were talking about the fart conversation.

 No.31100

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 No.31101

meikibob

 No.31102

File: 1728115018734.jpg (2.08 MB, 1080x1080, ClipboardImage.jpg)

Images with dark energy.

 No.31103

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 No.31104

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GFA0s6mr5M
traditional turkish wedding here

 No.31105

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 No.31106

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>>31098
Even as a student, she's doing her best

 No.31107

>>31103
Is Sonic asexual?

 No.31108

>>31105
squidward becames a skinhead

 No.31109

>>31107
He just doesn't want to be tied down and Amy is 12.

 No.31110

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 No.31111

>>31108
A gay skinhead.

 No.31112

>>31109
oh howw youth is wwasted on the young

 No.31113

>>31107
ace trendsetter

 No.31114

>>31104
hot take
places where that sort of music is popular need to be glassed

 No.31115

>>31113
T00 many A-ranks…

 No.31116

if he's so homestuck why doesn't he just idk go out or something?

 No.31117

>>31114
It's not as offensive to me as mariachi shit. Maybe due to unfamiliarity

 No.31118

>>31116
Because there's nothing out there for a hikki, the video games on Earth-C probably suck dick too. Poor John.

 No.31119

>>31117
yeah mariachi isn't pleasant either
whatever that genre is called and mariachi both sound like they were invented by young children who wanted to make stupid noises

 No.31120

Can Homestuck 2 be read as Dirk pining for daddy Hu$$ler to come back and right the ship after so long?
My grim curiosity is mounting…

 No.31121

>>31119
>young children who wanted to make stupid noises
The 90iq nation curse…

 No.31123


 No.31124

AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

 No.31125

>>31087
Watermelon man if he real.

 No.31126

>>31123
>La canción describe al cantante comprando un par de botas de cuero llamadas "chaparreras" y usándolas para ir al rancho y cortejar a las mujeres rancheras. El estribillo se repite celebrando las chaparreras de cuero y prefiriendo a las mujeres más oscuras. Las siguientes estrofas alaban a las mujeres del pueblo y del rancho por saber querer y casarse joven, y la última estrofa insta a una esposa a orar
sounds retarded
I hope the composer/lyricist is burning in Hell

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 No.31128

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 No.31129


 No.31130

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GUYS, THE MIRACULOUS LADYBUG LONDON SPECIAL IS OUT

 No.31131


 No.31132


 No.31133

>>31130
african rapefugees shank her?

 No.31134

>>31130
Uoooooh!

 No.31135

File: 1728137537761.mp4 (3.94 MB, 720x1280, 848e36e2-f6f1-4b60-b735-1b….mp4)

Nothing again? And I was hoping we would rate watermarked spam images

 No.31136

>>31135
>Nothing again? And I was hoping we would rate watermarked spam images
I'm sorry, how do you expect it to be made?

 No.31137

>>31136
Uboachan managed to filter the source URL and all the spammer's shortened links refer to. Spam pics with the URL embedded occasionally still make it through
I dunno how they add the watermarks.

 No.31138

I thought you said you'd make the thread limit 1000. Whatever happened there?

 No.31139

>>31138
Thinking it over a bit more, I realized I'd have to lock every existing HSG to do that. So I held off.
Still on the table, though, I'm willing to hear yeas/neas

 No.31140


 No.31141

>>31139
>Thinking it over a bit more, I realized I'd have to lock every existing HSG to do that.
And I got erased from thread 1 which is a potential bunker.

 No.31142

>>31141
The archived version still has your posts, so "it's fine"

 No.31143

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 No.31144

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>>31142
Remember me.. when I disappear..

 No.31145

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>>31141
Tw1sT3d

 No.31146

>>31145
The Joker is such a retarded character with a mong fanbase (fuck Batman) and this specific movie attracted the worst kinds of incel chud, but even still I don't think the spite chimpout was deserved.

If you can cope with it, fine, but it's still dumb.

>Loser starts a rebellion

>You think the next movie is about the rebellion and his triumph
>Actually he's just a loser in another pond
There's a smart way to do this. They never do the smart way to do things.

 No.31147

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do you guys like these paint 3d models i made?

 No.31148


 No.31149

>>31147
Rosesprite?

 No.31150

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 No.31151

>>31146
>fuck Batman
You can't just SAY that!

 No.31152


 No.31153

>>31150
>Approaching without consent
Poe's Law.

 No.31154


 No.31155

>>31154
A daring synthesis.

 No.31156

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>>31152
>>31154
>>31155
Very Hu$$lern. Very goonian. Why does history repeat itself like this?

 No.31157

>>31156
>>31152
I'll give it a watch l8r

 No.31158

>>31157
Thanks for doing it so I don't have to.

 No.31159

I wonder how viable it is to change the Obscurfier so it's less blanket

Like it only obscures images of posts with a certain number of the the sussy words

Like
Kids: 2pts
Vid: 1 pt
Mädchen: 6pts

 No.31160


 No.31161

https://imageboards.net/
"We" were already on here 0_0

 No.31162

>>31159
>Like
>Kids:
Super Mario?

 No.31163

>>31162
You're right, one of the replacer thumbnails should be the 'M' emblem

 No.31164

>>31109
Would John and Sonic get along

Well, not that sharing an aspect means you'll necessarily get along

 No.31165

>>31164
I don't feel like John had the pure wanderlust Sonic had, but like, yeah they'd be friends for sure.

 No.31166

>>31107
Sonic is mgtow

 No.31167

>>31153
erm, read the social cues, chuddie

 No.31168

John and Sonic roseswap party

 No.31169

>>31159
They'll just start breaking up the words to bypass it

 No.31170

>>31150
>approaching without consent
does every feminist think they're Boss Rabbit or something

 No.31171

>>31169
Right, the @n0n74l|< approach…
That is a concern.

 No.31172


 No.31173

>>31146
>(fuck Batman)
This is true, Batman fans are some of the most obnoxious people
>Hate anime
>Hate any cartoons they consider "kiddy" and whine about them constantly on /co/
>Hate Marvel and jump on the soy meme bandwagon to make fun of then without realizing that they're just the same shit

>Actually he's just a loser in another pond

Just like Hu$$ler when he masqueraded as Hoopwise (and had his project fail in the same way that Homestuck did)

 No.31174

Worst case scenario: Users may only upload images sourced from MSPAbooru

 No.31175

>>31171
I think the jakparty admin was working on a method to block CP images, some kind of database
jakparty recently died though so IDK if that project is still going

 No.31176

>>31175
Kissu seems to use a holding pen for autoflagged posts based on keywords and URL shortened links. 
maybe an AI OCR thing too for links in the images themselves, I couldn't tell if it was implemented at a glance

 No.31177

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*ist ein kleins mädchen*
*und auch katze*
miau!

 No.31178


 No.31179

>>31164
>>31165
>>31168
John would prefer Mario. Period.

 No.31180

>>31179
how about bubsy
so bad its good xD

 No.31181

>Vegan burger chain got replaced by a no name local chain
Lmao

 No.31182

>>31175
>some kind of database
Not suspicious at all!

 No.31183

>>31177
Roxykitten loves to Heckin' punch Nazirinoes.

 No.31184

>>31173
All of this is true but I had other things in mind. I just hate the media saturation and "identity" (or lack thereof) of Batman itself.
>Just like Hu$$ler when he masqueraded as Hoopwise
Eh?

 No.31185

>>31181
impossible meat bwos…

 No.31186

>>31179
John is canonically a Sonyfag, he prefers Crash Bandicoot.

 No.31187

>>31182
Obviously it wouldn't just be a collection of CP images, it would identify them by md5 or something

 No.31188

>>31186
>John likes trash
I know that's kind of part of his character but let's not go that far.

 No.31189

>>31187
>Obviously it wouldn't just be a collection of CP images
X

 No.31190

>Saw a car with "Honk if you love boobs" and "Skibidi" written in the clearings of dust on the back of it
The Aoomers are learning how to drive…

 No.31191

>>31188
He literally mentions it by name in the pesterlog with Karkat. Read the fucking comic.

 No.31192

You'd think cloudflare or someone would have a "check the hash to see if it's CP" service.

 No.31193

File: 1728171730893.jpg (1.37 MB, 752x716, ClipboardImage.jpg)

Roxy? Roxy Lalonde?

 No.31194

>>31191
>Don't remember John mentioning Crash Bandicoot in a schloplog
>Get hit the meme
Piss off and die already.

 No.31195

Crash Bandicoot fucking Rose while John fucks Tawna

 No.31196

>>31193
Fat farting retard.

 No.31197

>>31195
Restrict this person's ability to breathe.

 No.31198

>>31192
I think CF does offer something actually…

Ah here we go, they used the modern SERIOUS BUSINESS FRIENDLY term for it
https://developers.cloudflare.com/cache/reference/csam-scanning/

 No.31199

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@Cum Town Anon

 No.31200

>>31199
I still think of their "The Jelqer" bit from time to time
God that was like 7 years ago

 No.31201

Post Act 2 John is when John starts to get hit by the retard ray because Hu$$ler can't into theory of mind.

Reunite with your loving wife and daughter is based but I do not consider John's utterance of shitty slow 3D character in fixed perspective the game the word of God for John's character.

 No.31202

>>31200
He's focking obsessed with Cum Town.

 No.31203

>>31201
That is to say John prefers Mario to Sonic and would passively enjoy Crash, Banjo, and Spyro even though they're kind of trash.

Keep in mind that he was born in 1996 but he still played all these games because Hu$$ler is a mongoloid.

 No.31204

>>31196
He was based on Chagos, so…

 No.31205

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>>31204
>Chagos

 No.31206

>>31194
I bet you skipped the intermission too

 No.31207

>>31206
I didn't skip the intermission because I didn't remember John mentioning Crash Bandicoot when asked to name a videogame he liked, you fucking retard.

 No.31208

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>>31205
This unit

 No.31209

>>31208
Is he Puerto Rican?

 No.31210

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We should really make this thing its own quiz page with dangerzone squares.

 No.31211

>>31209
Pure Trodainian stock

 No.31212

>>31172
>Altchan
>Still fucking 90% Nusona
God, fuck OFF.

 No.31213

>>31210
It's not on my priorities for October, but it is a good idea
#FutureFeature

 No.31214

Also while trying to arrange the Halloween Corpse Party theme, it occures to me that DaveJade would be a very ironically twee choice for a Christmas theme

 No.31215

>>31156
>>31157
Even from cursory look at the comments, there's far more "ummmm does he have a foot fetish? yiikes my fucking yuriarino!" than "This is a petty fucking loser at odds with himself who will self-destruct over anything."

Just like Homestuck.

 No.31216

>>31214
>it occures to me that DaveJade would be a very ironically twee choice for a Christmas theme
No, fuck them. Fuck Davejade DERSITES off the face of the Earth.

 No.31217

>>31216
Shit taste

 No.31218

>>31215
In Hu$$ler's case it's a femdom fetish tho

 No.31219

>>31217
I don't hate Davejade. I hate its fans, retard.

 No.31220

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>>31218
>Guy has lolidom hypno somnophilia fetish
>Writes it into his comic

 No.31221

>>31219
That's retarded. If you're gonna hate something, at least hate it on its own lack of merits.

 No.31222

>>31221
I didn't say I hate it, retard. Reading comprehension.

 No.31223

>>31222
Okay, but I still think rejecting a theme just because you don't like the fans is dumb.

 No.31224

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>>31215
>No, fuck them. Fuck Davejade DERSITES off the face of the Earth.
Exactly, that's what makes it funny!

At least for /hsg/
/ysg/ can have the Pure and Fallen flavors of the yasagure party

 No.31225

>>31220
His next "get back in the groove" work should be an HRPG

 No.31226

>>31223
Shut up, there are better options.
>>31224
Fuck you, idiot.

 No.31227

>>31225
He should just embrace the lewd, he could be a good artist if he wanted to

Maybe he already has a hentai pseudonym that he makes stuff under, we should start combing through r34 for any tags that look kinda Hu$$ler-ish

 No.31228

>>31227
The rich girl from Psycholonials did have the biggest boobs I've seen in the Homestuck style… He truly BEGOME the dirty old man inside

 No.31229

What if the Gigapause was Huss working on a big lewd project

 No.31230

>>31227
>he could be a good artist if he wanted to
The greatest lie ever told.

 No.31231

>>31228
>The rich girl from Psycholonials
THEY'RE ALL RICH, RETARD.

 No.31232

>>31230
His "real" works are actually good, it's just that HS became
fast and loose

 No.31233

>>31231
Z was only second gen asian rich, I meant the the horse girl with CONSERVATIVE BILLIONARE RUBES for parents

 No.31234

>>31229
He was too preoccupied wasting vril on his harem of adoring fans

 No.31235

>>31232
>His "real" works are actually good
No, they fucking aren't, you sped.

 No.31236

>>31233
>I meant the the horse girl with CONSERVATIVE BILLIONARE RUBES for parents
wwhich one

 No.31237

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>>31235
Whistles and AIDS are examples of what Hu$$ler could do if he wasn't held back by his own shitty attitude

 No.31238

>>31237
He's just gonna tell you they suck.

 No.31239

>>31237
Pretty sure MoM DESTROYED Whistles with facts and logic earlier, but I'd say those two comics failed for a reason, too >:)

Hu$$ler's strengths are his tongue in cheek voice, a firm grasp of color theory, and being generally "better than most people at most things"

 No.31240

>>31236
Uh… Whats-her-face

 No.31241

>>31238
I know, but I know he's only saying that to "try to win an internet argument" so I don't care

 No.31242

>>31239
>I'd say those two comics failed for a reason, too >:)
Yeah, because Andrew Hussein can't commit to actually finishing anything.
It's a miracle he finished Problem Sleuth, and Homestuck's ending was mediocre (possibly because he embezzled the money)
Everything else he's done just kind of ended with a whimper

 No.31243

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 No.31244

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>>31237
Literally nothing and embarrassing rap battles?
>>31239
He's bad at making traditional paneling. This is undeniable.
>>31241
>he's only saying that to "try to win an internet argument" so I don't care
>NO
>NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY DISAGREE WITH ME
>HE'S JUST LYING

This page is enough to prove that Hu$$ler has no idea what the fuck he's doing with the medium and never really cared.
>>31242
>Yeah, because Andrew Hussein can't commit to actually finishing anything.
No, Whistles was basically a bunch of hot air where basically nothing happened and it was a complete farce where you could care about none of the characters in a story of directionless nonsense. Tell me what plot threads of it that were left hanging from it. I'm waiting. It's just irredeemable beyond the art which isn't even great.

AIDs was just embarrassing. Shonen shit in a bite-sized package. Him not completely fucking it up isn't a sign of anything.

He was always a Mystery Box goon retard incapable of good faith (AKA good story-telling.)

 No.31245

>>31239
>being generally "better than most people at most things"
Like, what the Mexicans at Walmart? Shut the fuck up.

Color theory and uh, sounding very snarky all the time! What a horse to bet on!

 No.31246

Andrew Hu$$ler is in the same club as Joss Whedon and Kevin Smith. This is not a club you want to be in. Don't wax poetic about their artistic potential because you're a fucking moron if you do.

 No.31247

>>31244
>Shonen shit in a bite-sized package.
And that's a good thing.

 No.31248

>>31247
>And that's a good thing.
Hola, ¿cómo estás?

 No.31249

>>31246
>Andrew Hu$$ler is in the same club as Joss Whedon and Kevin Smith.
Don't lump Kevin Smith in with those filth, please.

 No.31250

>>31249
>Don't lump Kevin Smith in with those filth, please.
Oh, believe me, I fucking will. Who are you to defend Kevin Smith in 2024?

 No.31251

>>31248
Perdone senor, soy blanco anglosaxo
No habla sudaca

 No.31252

World's #1 Dogma fan soyjak.

 No.31253

>>31251
You should be accustomed with your soul race and light some Mexican firecrackers in your colon, you worthless subhuman filth.

 No.31254

>>31250
I'm not defending him, I'm just saying he's nowhere near as much of a culture-ruining shitbag as Joss Whedon.

 No.31255

>>31254
Whedon may have had more influence but that's because he's head of the club. They still all stem from the same primordial ooze of irony poisoned xillenial bullshit.

 No.31256

The "ooh what a lovely tea party" line is ten times better than any quip Whedon has wrote, and that's a fact

 No.31257

>>31245
>Color theory and uh, sounding very snarky all the time! What a horse to bet on!

Andrew? Andrew Hu$$ler?

 No.31258

>>31255
>xillenial
Xoomers dragging down the next generation with them, as usual.
We need a movement against cynicism, we need to make it okay to Like Things again

 No.31259


 No.31260

>>31252
Dwaggy dogma?

 No.31261

>>31258
>Xoomers
Are you retarded?
>We need a movement against cynicism, we need to make it okay to Like Things again
It's called New Sincerity. Zoomers pretend to embrace but they really just embrace post-irony.

Everyone is fucking stupid. The real solution is to dive deeper into cynicism because that's the only shit that's authentic in this fucking retarded homosexual DERSITE world.

 No.31262

>>31260
The Kevin Smith movie.

 No.31263

What if you learned that Kevin Smith was directing the Dragon's Dogma movie?

 No.31264

>>31261
*embrace it
Teehee, we're so sillycore except do NOT say a slur, this is all very muo praxisente, and also a 32 year old dating a 28 year old is literally nepetophilia.

Everyone's a fucking phony.

 No.31265

>>31256
Yeah, I loved that moment in Homestuck.

 No.31266

File: 1728177274629.jpg (432.97 KB, 953x1067, ClipboardImage.jpg)

And yet, there is still…

 No.31267

File: 1728177310635.jpg (42.19 KB, 1027x210, ClipboardImage.jpg)

See? This is why we swag over here.

 No.31268

>>31264
Zoomer twitteroids were groomed by gen X fyad goons into their internet shock troops
just like the same xoons groomed the millenial /b/tards before them

 No.31269

Also it's hilarous that fyadDERSITES pretend to be so thick skinned and put-yakety-sax-over-911-like, but they piss and cry if someone posts an anime picture or starts reading HIV statistics

 No.31270

>>31268
War.. War never changes..

 No.31271

>>31269
The Batman of Tall Bart. One could say they're doing the Bartman.

 No.31272

>>31270
I shudder to think what they'll do to the alphas
The internet will become a hellscape where you can't express any positive opinion without being hit with 131,079,192 terabytes of animal torture and hurtcore CP

 No.31273

File: 1728178276994.jpg (684.5 KB, 1024x922, ClipboardImage.jpg)

12 years until I look like this

 No.31274

>>31245
>Like, what the Mexicans at Walmart? Shut the fuck up.
They BTFO the entire Hu$$ler family at consuming processed corn products

 No.31275

>>31263
Can't be any worse than the anime

 No.31276

I never actually watched Dogma (1999)

What's the cool way to steal movies these days

 No.31277

>>31267
I should turn those back on

 No.31278

>>31272
>you can't express any negative opinion without being hit with 131,079,192 terabytes of animal torture and hurtcore CP
FTFY.

And it's good because they're a hater chud on the wrong side of Internet.

 No.31279

>>31274
VVEst saved?

 No.31280

>>31278
>on the wrong side of Internet.
Meant to say "history" but that works too.

 No.31281

>>31277
Why'd you turn them off?

 No.31282

>>31276
>What's the cool way to steal movies these days
123movie?

Roger Ebert liked it. :^)

 No.31283

File: 1728179077190.jpg (1.36 MB, 1175x1439, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>>31282
>123movie
I guess…
rarbg has utterly fallen

 No.31284

Where's RoW at? Does he have any secret /film/ private tracker invites
I'll trade that for a gazellegames one

 No.31285

>>31283
China?

 No.31286

>>31285
We just don't know. AI slop asian girls default to China on many models

 No.31287

>>31286
>AI slop asian girls default to China on many models
Hey, don't use my ancient wisdom against me.

 No.31288

>>31287
That's a good idea for another Quiz page

Identify Asian female ethnicity

 No.31289

>>31288
>Identify Asian female ethnicity
I am the master and you are my student.

 No.31290

>>31289
I would defer to you to supply images, yes…
But I guess anyone could, since you don't even have to score well to build it out knowing all the answers

 No.31291

>>31290
>But I guess anyone could
They need to be properly curated by me so we don't get "obvious fashion, celebrity, or background tells."

Maybe that can be a mode to turn it on or off.

 No.31292

>>31291
Each pic could be assigned a difficulty, so that "Easy" mode or "Expert" mode draws an appropriate 10

 No.31293

>>31292
Sounds tiresome to cultivate… Aiyah…

 No.31294

>>31293
We needen't actively do it, I'll just add hashtags to an random asian egirls people post for later collection.

It's too bad, the 'p spammer seems to have shunted away the anon who would post random girls off twitter. He'll probably return eventually…

 No.31295

>>31294
>I'll just add hashtags to an random asian egirls people post for later collection.
Still… We'd need to know ourselves…

 No.31296

File: 1728180647794.jpg (552.99 KB, 927x329, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>123movie
Rose? Rose Lalonde?

 No.31297

File: 1728180665448.jpg (266.53 KB, 445x376, ClipboardImage.jpg)

Assumed to be Chinese.

 No.31298

File: 1728180826133.jpg (66.19 KB, 746x208, ClipboardImage.jpg)

heckin hair trigger christo-fascists

 No.31299

>>31298
This was before Kevin Smith stopped being Catholic because his dog died.

 No.31300

>>31299
>stopped being Catholic because his dog died
HOW COULD GOD LET THAT HAPPEN?

 No.31301

>>31300
Even God has a sense of humor.

 No.31302

File: 1728181438946.jpg (432.32 KB, 658x376, ClipboardImage.jpg)

THAT's where it's from?

 No.31303

>>31302
It could just be from somewhere, you know.

 No.31304

Is Kevin Smith a sex pest like Whedon and Huss
This is important

 No.31305

>>31304
Probably.

 No.31306

File: 1728181721126.gif (1.32 MB, 498x278, lesigh.gif)

fucking idiot you were just supposed to say yes

 No.31307

>>31261
>The real solution is to dive deeper into cynicism because that's the only shit that's authentic in this fucking retarded homosexual DERSITE world.
Or you can embrace the cringe and deliberately do things that specifically piss off lame internet seethers

Example: baiting Barneyfag

 No.31309

>>31307
t.goon

 No.31310

>>31309
Goons are the best targets for what I'm advocating though. Simply like something that's on the goon shitlist but a normie wouldn't bat an eyelid at.

 No.31311

>>31305
<<We need specifics, Command!>>

 No.31312

File: 1728182201088.jpg (18.19 KB, 571x194, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>Counts F.E.A.R three times
???

 No.31313

>>31310
>Simply like something that's on the goon shitlist but a normie wouldn't bat an eyelid at.
But that's a weapon against me, not a goon.

 No.31314

>>31312
Wwhat if you didn't buy the game?

 No.31315

>>31314
Pretty sure it still counts. Thanks, XLR!

 No.31316

File: 1728183451279.jpg (247.77 KB, 817x456, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>One gunshot
wmm kill the wwhore too

 No.31317

File: 1728183721100.webm (11.78 MB, 240x240, 戦いの鐘 (Long Version) [zdJG….webm)


 No.31318

Thinking about The Help and how we're supposed to think that tricking someone into eating your shit is just a quirky way to OWN racism.

 No.31319

>>31318
"This is why I never eat at Chipotle"

 No.31320

>>31319
What did he mean by this?

 No.31321

>>31320
They had that spat of ecoli lettuce incidents

 No.31322

>>31321
When? Dated joke?

 No.31323

File: 1728184477155.jpg (20.42 KB, 682x76, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>How do I tell people I'm a tool with my tastes in music?
>Say no more

 No.31324

File: 1728184477511.jpg (412.49 KB, 827x401, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>Woman board member is without sin
Very wwahmen respecting, your strip club scene is absolved

 No.31325

>>31322
>When
Since The Help was on, certainly

 No.31326

>>31324
>>Woman board member is without sin
Just like real life. :^)

 No.31327

>>31325
>Since The Help was on, certainly
>Wikipedia category: List of hate crimes inspired by The Help

 No.31328

>>31327
It was a 2021 incident, btw… I'm not that old. Yet!

 No.31329

File: 1728184886737.jpg (316.6 KB, 726x437, ClipboardImage.jpg)

IBS Rose cometh

 No.31330

>>31328
That's still a dated reference… No one else is going to get it.

 No.31331

>>31329
Is this still Dogma? Or is this The Help?

 No.31332

File: 1728184957956.jpg (402.46 KB, 1000x1837, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.31333

>>31332
That's definitely how the world works.

 No.31334

File: 1728185119409.jpg (266.75 KB, 495x386, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>>31331
The world of 1999 was still right enough that shit and corruption were demonic

 No.31335

>>31332
>>31333
That's how megidochan recruits

 No.31336

>>31334
>The world of 1999 was still right enough that shit and corruption were demonic
Everything changed when The Help (2011) came out…

 No.31337

Unironically, how old is Tatsuya? I'm baffled at how he hasn't fucking killed himself when he's been reduced to drawing BASED and REDPILLED blonde haired, blue-eyed rednecks ignore FEMA yellow tape and save blonde haired, blue-eyed children from a flood.

 No.31338


 No.31339

>>31338
I thought the rule was that it couldn't be you or me. There's a lot of me in the mix…

 No.31340

>>31337
*saving
Another day, another FUCKING typo in my stupid fucked up DERSITE chud life.

 No.31341

>>31339
The rule is just that I won't nominate myself

 No.31342

>>31341
So then A LOT of me…

 No.31343

File: 1728186596115.png (294.03 KB, 548x553, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.31344

インターネット上でも、自分がどこに属しているのか正確にはわかりません。シーンやサイト文化の時代は過ぎ去りました。主流に入らないと、私たちはどこへ行けばいいのでしょうか?

 No.31345

>>31344
I've been enjoying going down the imageboard list
It kind of reminds me of pawn renting

 No.31346

>>31345
Any active RECROOTING efforts or just ghosting?

 No.31347

Oh, yeah, that NEET recruitment ad thing was for translating mango.

 No.31348

Man, I don't know what to do when I get in bed but I sure don't want to stay up any longer.

 No.31349

>>31346
Nah, just posting. The fujo hsg is pretty dead it looks like

 No.31350

File: 1728187590020-0.png (22.14 KB, 983x137, Dragon Warrior 3.png)

File: 1728187590020-1.jpg (237.79 KB, 1916x945, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>I will buy this steaming pile of shit that's an insult to life itself because I just have to

 No.31351

>>31350
i only buy a feww games a year noww let me havve this one

 No.31352

But I will report to HSG if Type A/B is confined to char creation or if having genders is baked into the world itself

 No.31353


 No.31354


 No.31355

>>31353
How old is Jay now?
There must be some cutoff where even the babyfaced start going ojisan mode

 No.31356

File: 1728188814852.jpg (98.35 KB, 1280x720, SIQVZngGGh4.jpg)


 No.31357

File: 1728189135994.jpg (370.92 KB, 1812x2048, 1728185370278.jpg)


 No.31359

>>31357
TRUMPY DUMPY HOIP

 No.31360

File: 1728189871292.png (195.54 KB, 1152x1224, 1728175566770.png)


 No.31361

>>31360
He's gonna learn how to make that Saizeriya escargot firsthand

 No.31362


 No.31363

File: 1728190627146-0.jpg (6.12 KB, 866x64, ClipboardImage.jpg)

File: 1728190627146-1.jpg (10.73 KB, 472x101, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.31364

File: 1728190746830.jpg (91.87 KB, 629x935, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.31365

homestuck suicides must be on the rise

 No.31366

>>31365
Things only get more over.

 No.31367

File: 1728191158182.jpg (7.02 KB, 659x54, ClipboardImage.jpg)

a few months late to this but oof
no wonder next year's Kodakaslop is Switch-first again

 No.31368

>>31367
Didn't it not chug and everything with the PS5'S POWER

 No.31369


 No.31370

File: 1728191531496.webm (11.72 MB, 480x480, Got the Groove (SM Radio ….webm)

>>31362
thread theme

 No.31371

>>31357
>>31359
Super Mario?

 No.31372

Not sure if I should get drink or just listen to The Cure.

 No.31373

File: 1728191688449.png (2.96 MB, 2307x4243, 00179_Bodyconian[1].png)

>>31370
smt racks

 No.31374

File: 1728191736546.jpg (200.42 KB, 327x347, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.31375

>>31372
You should add your groupie back, apparently

 No.31376

>>31375
What? Why are you saying this?

 No.31377

>>31376
HSG told me

 No.31378

>>31377
Where

 No.31379

>>31378
>>31358

 No.31380

>>31373
She's farting, actively.

 No.31381

>>31379
Oh, baleeted

 No.31382

File: 1728191975717-0.jpg (5.86 KB, 1920x30, ClipboardImage.jpg)

File: 1728191975717-1.jpg (576 B, 78x25, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.31383

>>31380
Does her fart gas get trapped into the bodycon suit?

 No.31384

>>31383
Yeah, dude.

 No.31385

YT tagging a video as suicide related nukes Related huh

 No.31386

>>31382
It's still in my tab… Dare I?

 No.31387


 No.31388

>>31387
the megidochan dub

 No.31389

>>31386
Why not

 No.31390

>>31389
Well, if it was self deleted, perhaps they reconsidered it

 No.31391

File: 1728192423719.jpg (965.61 KB, 1083x602, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>>31387
Rose? Rose Lalonde?

 No.31392

>>31391
I LOVE BLONDE BLUE EYES WHITE GIRL

 No.31393

>>31390
Curiosity though. It was likely just embarrassment.

 No.31394

File: 1728192575465.jpg (4.52 KB, 306x62, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>>31393
Well, if I ask myself what Drosera would do…

 No.31395

>>31392
Settle down, Tatsuya. Look at these new article Tweets.

 No.31396

File: 1728192616352-0.gif (76.46 KB, 400x200, 死にたい.gif)

File: 1728192616352-1.gif (76.46 KB, 400x200, 死にたい.gif)

File: 1728192616352-2.gif (76.46 KB, 400x200, 死にたい.gif)

File: 1728192616352-3.gif (76.46 KB, 400x200, 死にたい.gif)


 No.31397

>>31394
I'll just check my League account. Not sure if I still have him on Steam.

 No.31398

>>31396
It's powerful imagery. Speaks to the soul.

 No.31399

死にたい banner please

 No.31400

>>31394
>>31397
Double run. So IDK.

 No.31401

>>31399
This!

 No.31402

>>31399
ry0kai
Do you prefer it cropped, or shrunk

 No.31403

>>31402
some cropping then shrink

 No.31404


 No.31405

onry time

 No.31406

searched for 許婚っきゅん on YouTube Music
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=iIVRY3ZU5s8

 No.31407

File: 1728194288661.jpg (72.86 KB, 977x868, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.31408


 No.31409

File: 1728194324686.jpg (279.91 KB, 900x1236, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.31410


 No.31411

>>31407
I'm in a consoomy mood, was debating OMORI (probably twee) or the milkbag game (shorter but TRICKSTER)

 No.31412

>>31406
music to buy a dozen samosas too (wash your hands after handling indian market tongs)

 No.31413

meid0-sama, do you have any tips on how to quit being a 出来ない

 No.31414

>>31413
study

 No.31415

>>31407
>Xirm's back

 No.31416

>>31411
Come on, bwo…

 No.31417

>>31409
HOW THE END ALWAYS ENDS.

 No.31418

>>31413
Aim to play a game or read a manga you know by heart in Japanese
The DSvania collection lets you play the JP versions I know

 No.31419

>>31414
its truly ovver then

 No.31421

>>31419
grab text
give it to ChatGPT
"explain the grammar"
wow

 No.31422

>>31418
thanks

 No.31423

>>31421
Yeah LLM would be good to talk to as well these days, lol. You can even get CAI and GPT voice through your phone, after all.

Well, I'd doubt CAI's Japanese output at times, but that's

 No.31424

>>31423
it's better than 99% of tutors at this point
it's joever

 No.31425

>>31424
I won't let it be joever until I have a dungeon crawler with an LLM powered heroine in my hands!

 No.31426

File: 1728195983615.jpg (220.78 KB, 403x328, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.31427

>>31426
so wwas she impressed
just askin haha

 No.31428

File: 1728196349714.jpg (129.98 KB, 1000x1000, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.31429

File: 1728196965020.jpg (63.64 KB, 720x720, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.31430

>>31425
>LLM powered heroine
Liquid Lidl Meats

 No.31431

>>31428
>>31429
Wokeism it is.

 No.31432

>>31430
D-Don't say that… I had Lidl shredded cheese with dinner

 No.31433

File: 1728197819038.jpg (13.21 KB, 709x89, ClipboardImage.jpg)

JP bwos?

 No.31434

>>31432
Meaning…?

 No.31435


 No.31436

>>31434
Don't besmirch Lidl's quality offerings

 No.31437

>>31436
How is that a besmirch?

 No.31438

>>31437
Do they have liquid meat? Is it decent?

 No.31439

>>31438
Anon…

 No.31440

File: 1728198764778.webm (11.45 MB, 1280x720, d5e881db-dc39-497e-8100-f….webm)


 No.31441

File: 1728198930446.jpg (583.08 KB, 771x588, ClipboardImage.jpg)

Kotaku article: The Uncanny Cosmic Horror of a Happy Hu$$ler

 No.31442

>>31440
A better outcome for him

 No.31443

>>31442
Nobody gets what they deserve, no matter what.

 No.31444

File: 1728199115676-0.gif (48.54 KB, 69x100, grease.gif)

File: 1728199115676-1.webm (10.55 MB, 720x720, Welcome Back [B-5F98w7s2I….webm)

File: 1728199115676-2.gif (48.54 KB, 69x100, grease.gif)


 No.31445

File: 1728199142849-0.gif (48.54 KB, 69x100, grease.gif)

File: 1728199142849-1.webm (12.47 MB, 240x240, Perturbator's Theme [X0ZI….webm)

File: 1728199142849-2.gif (48.54 KB, 69x100, grease.gif)


 No.31446

>>31444
>>31445
The synthwave drones are her farts

 No.31447

>2014
extrabaldingchud.jpg
'member "With Open Gates" heh…

 No.31448

>>31433
>bwos
I fucking hate the sharty's obnoxious babytalk meme

and yes, I can appreciate the irony of me (roxkitposter) saying that

 No.31449

>>31343
I wish I had one of those baby Rose facing you images to post right now

 No.31450

What if… Vriska Lalonde and Rose Serket?

 No.31451

>>31448
HSG has been babytalking at least since /homosuck/, so I'm fond of bwos
I associate more with gatcha posters though, alongside nyo

 No.31452

File: 1728202362441.jpg (42.38 KB, 357x460, ClipboardImage.jpg)

i remember when someone on the sharty /qa/ called me a jartycuck before i visited the jarty

 No.31453

oh nyo nyo nyo bwos

 No.31454

File: 1728202713780.png (4.41 KB, 209x250, striderbitch.png)

>>31450
Vriska being raised by Mom would be interesting (maybe instead of getting spider food, she'd bring back men for Mom to fuck)

But also consider

 No.31455

>>31452
SoyTROONS seethe at the jarty because they were their main rivals and of course the soy kings can't have anyone moving in on their racket, same reason they seethe at the shemmy too
but the jarty was the biggest rival, so it kind of becomes an All-Evil that's everything they claim to hate

full disclosure: I posted on the jarty in one thread, while the sharty was down and I needed to share some info

 No.31459

File: 1728203374765.png (48.38 KB, 468x340, CREEPY WENDA and gray is s….png)


 No.31460

>>31454
>she'd bring back men for Mom to fuck
erm…. whadda fucj?

 No.31461

File: 1728203622574.jpg (32.06 KB, 540x540, 1702239537789655.jpg)

>>31453
Yeah, see. Distinct from soytalk, to me. It's like a cat thing.

 No.31462

>>31454
> (maybe instead of getting spider food, she'd bring back men for Mom to fuck)
>(maybe instead of getting spider food, she'd bring back men for Mom to fuck)
Wait. I remember there was a fan-comic about Homestuck's lusii with Crabdad. Ain't you referenced to that story?

 No.31463

File: 1728204618392.jpg (1.39 MB, 1256x988, ClipboardImage.jpg)

cyan snowman

 No.31464


 No.31465

>>31463
pauline gooped by "sern"

 No.31466

File: 1728204924053.png (4.53 KB, 98x115, toddler nepeta.png)

>>31461
:33 < nya nya nya nyan!

 No.31467

>>31466
looks like joey when filtered

 No.31468

File: 1728206924434.jpg (515.95 KB, 670x1048, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.31469


 No.31470


 No.31471

File: 1728227099362-0.jpg (152 KB, 900x281, ClipboardImage.jpg)

File: 1728227099362-1.jpg (345.47 KB, 900x625, ClipboardImage.jpg)

Not today either, eh? Almost makes me not dread opening HSG in the morning

 No.31472

File: 1728234661830.webm (13.4 MB, 486x480, Fly Away [-56x7std2pU]244….webm)


 No.31473

>>31472
Inklings are condemned to explode when they leave the game boundary

 No.31474

File: 1728238157376.jpg (85.9 KB, 313x277, ClipboardImage.jpg)

who are these characters from

 No.31475

>>31474
Korea apparently

 No.31476

>>31473
The floatation ring doubles as an explosive collar to take care of those that try to quit early.

 No.31477

karmic justice has come to the junji itards

 No.31478

>>31477
Did Adult Swim Presents: Uzumaki turn out poorly?

 No.31479

>>31478
They spent literally all of the budget on the first episode or something.
https://x.com/doffylmingo/status/1842817302808707396

 No.31480


 No.31481

>>31479
CGI stopmotion

 No.31482

File: 1728246532926.jpg (1.31 MB, 2048x1953, GZLCigUakAEpTcl.jpg)


 No.31483

>>31448
Settle down, bwo.

 No.31484

>>31460
It was never about the spider in the spidermom.

 No.31485

>>31471
Artful, class whereas Nanc4 is like school in the summertime..

 No.31486

>>31472
Giant platypus eel?

 No.31487

>>31477
>>31478
>>31479
It's not enough. It'll never be enough.

 No.31488

>>31482
Certainly, these aren't lewd, RIGHT?

 No.31489


 No.31490

>>31488
>Nosebleed compilation book
Nope. Maybe a slight menhera flavor at worst.

 No.31491

>>31489
Considered going vegetarian the other week after the kosher meat video. People already assume I am for whatever reason (herbivore vibes)

 No.31492

>>31491
Meat is good.

 No.31493

>>31491
>going vegetarian the other week after the kosher meat video. People already assume I am for whatever reason
That's the saddest shit I've ever heard. Somebody get this guy some gabagool.

 No.31494

>>31492
This won out in the end

 No.31495

oops! no amino acids and outrageously horrible omega 3/6 balance!

 No.31496

>>31495
I don't care what this post is supposed to mean, just shut up.

 No.31497

>>31496
Go back to slobbering on nuts, PETAphile.

 No.31498

>Roguelites eat up all the design space of every kind of game
>Turn-based eats up the design space of the majority of roguelites
>Deck-building eats up the majority of design space for turn-based rogue-lites

A truly dire state of affairs. How many years is this going to go on for? There's even a second Slay The Spire coming out.

 No.31499

>>31497
>PETAphile.
Globalhomo's greatest ninja warrior cries out as he strikes you.

 No.31500

>>31498
I have still yet to play one (Besides Lost Chapter and Tentacle Prison, eroge don't count)

 No.31501

>>31500
>I have still yet to play one
I'm in the spiral of adding one to my wishlist and being bombarded with them on the front page and queue time and time again, it's truly some baffling and DOOMED shit.

 No.31502

Filter doom and doomed?

 No.31503

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2172010/Until_Dawn/
>Remake of their only successful game (the choices still barely matter and just mean who dies instead of the story actually branching)

Holy shit, videogames are fucking dead

 No.31504

>>31502
To what, Aradia quirk?
im g0nna sing the d00m s0ng n0w 0u0

 No.31505

>>31504
>To what, Aradia quirk?
Sure.
>im g0nna sing the d00m s0ng n0w 0u0
Again, you blew it. But that's besides the point.

 No.31506

>>31505
"What?"

 No.31507

>>31506
What what?

 No.31508

>>31507
What was blown?
Gir quote… accurate.
Aradia quirk… applied.
[aa] tags… working.

 No.31509

>>31503
[ca]not readin
not cancelin my life is strange double exposure preorder neither i hear max finally gets her tities out[ca]

 No.31510

>>31509
See, that's what blowing it looks like

 No.31511

>>31508
>What was blown?
The EZGif rivalry holds strongly to this day.

 No.31512

>>31509
This specific mistake has been made far too frequently.

 No.31513

>>31512
I'll give ol eri the honor of being on of our autowrap options

 No.31514

>>31513
And default on certain themes.

 No.31515


 No.31516

>>31513
>>31514
Wait, I misread, fuck you.

 No.31517

>>31515
Millennials don't deserve the right to breathe.

 No.31518

File: 1728250891267.jpg (15.47 KB, 386x119, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>>31517
How do you do fellow children

 No.31519

https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/
Should Megidochan endorse?

 No.31520

>>31519
No, Funk is peak pseud. Watch Homestuck Rewritten if you want to cringe out of your body.

 No.31521

>>31518
Bwo just spawned of nyo where.

 No.31522

>>31520
How about Homestuck: Unpaused
A rewrite starting from the gigapause forward, with the added pun of unpozzing all the characters

 No.31523

File: 1728251674207.jpg (550.53 KB, 600x352, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.31524

File: 1728251727992.png (13.65 KB, 831x273, considerthat.png)

>>31522
>gigapause
It was already pozzed, bwo.

You have to go back to the start.

 No.31525

>>31523
Filter bro to bwo and no to nyo and now to nyo.

 No.31526

File: 1728251840317-0.jpg (93.07 KB, 171x259, ClipboardImage.jpg)

File: 1728251840317-1.jpg (212.95 KB, 759x528, ClipboardImage.jpg)

wtf happened

 No.31527

>>31525
k0t0warimasu

 No.31528

>>31526
He grew a heart…

 No.31529

>>31520
>Homestuck Rewritten if you want to cringe out of your body
>Skirt in John's magician chest
Yeah I've seen enough

 No.31530

>>31526
More gel.

 No.31531

>>31526
a lot of hair gel

 No.31532

>>31530
>>31531
This is the character development homestuck needed.

 No.31533

>>31529
>Yeah I've seen enough
Have you?

 No.31534

File: 1728252364853.jpg (3.71 KB, 158x97, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>>31527
Do Czechs really?

 No.31535

>>31533
I assume "Homestuck with more intentionality" is a discreet way of saying they'll be trying to seed TRICKSTER John throughout the text. No thanks!

 No.31536


 No.31537

>>31535
That's what everyone thinks but there's probably more cancer to it. I've yet to find anyone with enough of a stomach to trooper through the rest of it though.

 No.31538

>>31156
>>31157
>>31215
(He didn't do it.)

 No.31539

>>31538
I filled a gap in my Xoomer funnyman movies knowledge instead

 No.31540

File: 1728252888524.jpg (43.52 KB, 820x690, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>>31537
Well look at it.
Homestuck without Hu$$ler's voice, plain disgusting.

I do plan on seeing how much of HS2 I can stomach, though, when I get there.

 No.31541

File: 1728253005969.jpg (27.19 KB, 295x219, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.31542

>>31540
>Homestuck without Hu$$ler's voice, plain disgusting.
Fan adventures.jpg

 No.31543

>>31539
No, watch it, you lying slut.

 No.31544

File: 1728253128310.jpg (46.17 KB, 429x114, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.31545

>>31544
Is it just me, or have the normalfag blowback to WOKE been cresting?

 No.31546

>>31543
I should respect my apprentice's wishes, after all.

 No.31547

>>31541
0k i w0nt

 No.31548

File: 1728253719445.jpg (45.13 KB, 1215x429, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.31549

>>31548
Chuugoku stans, our response?

 No.31550

File: 1728254604934.jpg (467.49 KB, 680x615, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.31551

>>31548
What did they mean by this?

 No.31552

>>31550
For some reason, I saw Max Stirner on the left. This is not a drill. I feel like I just had a stroke.

 No.31553

>>31550
The VVest: saved?



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