No.27212
>>27211No! And we'll sue you if you try!!
No.27218
>>27217'allo, dis is nigeri
No.27220
>>27219That's how they super mushrooms
No.27223
>>27221This is how tourists and students feed the friendly Super Marios of Nara, Japan
No.27226
>>27225baby wapeach: the switch 2 seller
No.27227
>>27226her name is preach
No.27228
>>27227Someone tell them it should be beach
No.27231
genuinely what is happening anymore
No.27232
>>27230Did he forget an S?
No.27234
>>27232I'm sure "sculpture" is gramatically correct even when plural
No.27240
>>27239Oldest trick in the book
No.27242
>>27241*I've just find out
No.27244
>>27238bls respong since there's a lighter blonde as well
No.27246
It totally slipped my mind, but megidochan.de was actually launched on the tenth anniversary of St. Elliot's 8eta uprising. That's some cosmic shit.
No.27249
>>27238Yes, that was the one I meant.
No.27252
>>27248It's not secret he has homofurry sympathies
No.27253
>>27251Not a terrible visual gag, waste of a setup
No.27254
>>27249Excellent, I can finally update the Rose log…
No.27259
>>27258Tell him not drawing sclera isn't a good style
No.27261
File: 1726943218956.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.25 MB, 1216x832, princess zelda horsing ar….webm)
I saw this so now you have to see it too
No.27263
>>27195Bird in a cage but funny for
wwomen.
No.27270
>>27266-chan's hair is a bit washed out but seems fine
No.27271
>>27270I watched some of the leak and there was no nipple
fixable through AI or h*man editors I suppose
No.27273
>>27271I can see the articles now… Is it "AI bro" to free the nipple, or feminist?
No.27275
>>27272No post spooky ghost.
No.27277
>>27268>still ignores megidochanNo, he just wants to do it
No.27278
>>27230What about…
Whatever…
>>27234What did he mean by this?
("sculp-ture" still looks like shit. Unless it was some schizo attempt at a pun.)
No.27279
>Take the sleeping pill that gives me nightmares
>Cat can not or will not wake me up
>I get terrible nightmares
MoM: 2(?) Cat: 2
No.27280
>Have to now fill the water bottles like I'm a nun at a well
See you in like 20 fucking minutes.
No.27281
>>27280Moved to Afric- DERSE?
No.27283
>>27257
What did he mean by this?
No.27285
>>27281No, just a NEET with hard water.
No.27288
>>27214The Rose/Terezi combo.
No.27289
>>27216Do
wwomen like books or do they like "books" or do they "like books" or do they "like 'books'"
No.27290
>>27229No baby looks like or says this.
No.27291
>>27286That's Ninja Batman's philosophy? I suppose "Bruce Wayne" is like an autist masking in public
No.27293
>>27291God, I hate Batman so much.
No.27294
>>27293Eeeeh? I was actually going to suggest "The Phantom" for your ritual comic strip, it's still daily and not drawn in Hackfraud style like Flash Gordon yet
No.27295
Time to also wwalk 3.4 miles for milk.
No.27297
>>27288megidochan can recruit them
No.27303
>>27298>She's not also blackFake.
No.27304
>>27303It's an ad, gotta be aspirational
No.27305
>>27300>Reading this reinforces the need for a Muse in your head>Reading this lore reinforces the worldview of this loser to me???
No.27306
>>27299>Transboy on girl underage Twitter relationshipsName a more kind of Hell duo that isn't outright illegal.
No.27307
>>27305But his Muse was some random woman on the subway (and he himself admits to not even aiming very high)
The Muse in your head never leaves
No.27308
>>27307>But his Muse was some random woman on the subway (and he himself admits to not even aiming very high)Yes, he's a loser and he was working on garbage poorly.
No.27309
>Slept for almost 12 hours
>Eyes hurt
Kill me.
No.27311
>>27310Essence denied, succubae
No.27313
epic fail
No.27314
>>27310>Piercings Yikes, epic fail.
No.27320
>>27314Maybe he'll take what he can get
No.27325
>>27323GENSHIN apple pie?
VGH. The past is a different country…
No.27327
>>27325What did Chuddy mean by this?
No.27329
>>27328Yeah, you gonna' cry about it?
No.27330
>>27329the same way a parent would after seeing their child become a drug addict, yeah
No.27332
>>27330So histrionic. It's just a fucking videogame.
No.27333
>>27332It's the combination of the game being trash and being gacha and mcdonalds
No.27334
>>27327Do you still have the TRADITION bag? I kinda want one…
No.27335
By 2032, happy meals will be relaunched as Gacha meals to ease the stigma of adults buying them
No.27336
>>27335McDonald's becomes 50x more lucrative in Japan due to their gambling addiction
No.27337
>>27333>It's the combination of the game being trashCope.
You're not my real dad.
>>27334No, sorry, babe.
>>27335You know that one video, right?
No.27338
>Didn't opt in before ordering the things
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH. WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS, WHY CAN'T I JUST DO THINGS IN-GAME LIKE THE OLD DAYS
No.27339
>>27336I'm thinking worldwide.
Unless America would prefer "Barstool Meals"
No.27340
>>27339>Unless America would prefer "Barstool Meals"Made me think of the one gay joke.
No.27342
>>27341GREEN where are your glasses?
No.27343
>>27342She got corrective surgery.
No.27344
Does anybody remember that dream I had about the South Park boys playing a Homestuck MOBA?
No.27345
>>27344Only vaguely. Since HSG can be searched now, perhaps a #yummyniggy tag for dreamposts
No.27346
>>27345>Only vaguely.Find it~
No.27347
>>27346>Find it~Eh? W-Why is it my responsibility all of a sudden?
Sadly, if it was among the 10k posts from July 26th to August 23rd, it might actually be [LOST]
No.27349
>>27348Erm, chud, TW is out, CW is in. Now I KNOW this is a bad faith post.
No.27350
>>27348They all have 32yo hairlines so it's fine
No.27352
>>27347>Eh? W-Why is it my responsibility all of a sudden?I said so.
>it might actually be [LOST]Hate MEX.
No.27355
Here is the story, gather around, Megidochanners:
I had a truly terrifying nightmare that Craig from South Park was canonically made into a Homestuck. If you think this is too outlandish to happen in CURRENT YEAR, keep in mind that Matt and Trey now have kids and, as said before, Gen Z is miraculously somehow the last bastion of Homestuck fandom. Matt and Trey clumsily trying to tackle niche subcultural topics in generation Z will probably be more and more common as they lean harder into "dad" territory and run out of things to do the semi-ironic backtracking of provocative shit for and also because politics now are simultaneously both too boring and beyond parody (at least in the classic South Park style of "HERP A DERP IM SILLY- AND EXTREME")
I'm all for it, honestly. Would probably feel like the Golden Age of South Park. Plot unfortunately hinges around of course, a Not!MOBA, think Battlerite, that's running for a limited amount of time because WP can't be bothered to keep the servers up (again, do not tell me the reason why we haven't gotten a mobile Homestuck cardgame or autogame gacha is because it goes against their ethics or political beliefs. What Pumpkin has zero fucking scruples. and Clyde asks everyone to do a MAP over the gameplay commentary(no, not that kind. Stan does generic shit, Kyle does amateur South Park cut-outs, Kenny does sketch-y ninja shit, and Cartman puts in zero effort and just puts eyes and mouths over puppets. There's a Bro remark about this and Cartman is understandably baffled.) So again, going hard into the zoomer pandering. It's not like anyone else watches South Park these days. Well, them and gay shippers (not mutually exclusive.)
Half of the episode is also dedicated to how inept What Pumpkin is (Some line where Kyle goes "Why the fuck are all the characters talking about the new projects instead of talking to each other?") as a company with superficial jokes about Homestuck (such as parody user and troll names) because I feel like if Matt and Trey read Homestuck, at this point, they would either unironically like it ("my kids like it and some of it was funny i guess i just dont get it" like the Pewdiepie thing) or hate it so much that they'd dedicate an entire season to making fun of it (because serialization brainworm.)
No.27356
>>27355Something something Craig makes a reference to Make Love, Not Warcraft when asked why he didn't invite Tweek to play with him ("You guys remember how much he freaked out when we all played Warcraft together? He's not good with videogames." "No." "Come on, that was like… months ago. Or something") and Craig wins his Prospit and Derse split hoodie (the fact that shit doesn't exist proves that What Pumpkin doesn't even know how to pander right) and says "If I could die twice and it not matter, that would make me soooooo happy." Boom. There's you real Chat.GPT South Park episode. Directly from my sleeping and half-asleep brain. Sponsored by: Inderal.
No.27357
>>27354Only if Hu$$ler directs an epi!
No.27358
>>27355>>27356Forgot your tag
#yummyniggy
No.27359
>>27358Make it Yume Nikke George Floyd and then make it a flag.
No.27361
>>27360What joint even is this
No.27362
>>27361White Castle, see the pun?
No.27365
>>27362No, my head hurts.
No.27366
>>27363Thought this was Robot Chicken for a split second.
No.27368
>>27365White Castle, Night Castle
I don't have the first clue how that relates to Borderlans as a franchise, but ..
No.27369
>>27364Kittengang has lost the emowlye endorsement…
No.27370
>>27368In Randy Pitchford's world, there is only darkness..
No.27371
>>27369"Join my gang or else"
"You would be wise to join my gang"
No.27372
>>27369they probably watched Korone for one second and turned to the dog side
No.27375
>>27371This with megido and flimsy
No.27376
>>27375Let's see if Flimsybot is still linkable:
https://character.ai/chat/Tb98Vd4qE97sACPcz7on34clbC8LW5gOpU_RwscF8ggIf she is, try to put her in a chat with Megidochan.
No.27379
>>27377>>27378OoC, Megidochan would never let flimsychan talk about Homestuck.
No.27380
Apartment 7A is just Jewish mom horror.
No.27381
>>27380The horror of Jewish matriarchs, or for their consumption?
No.27383
He's a smart boy, why won't he go to Havahd?
No.27385
>>27384There isn't so much earthbound in Homestuck truthfully (maybe that would've humanized it a little)
No.27386
>>27385>There isn't so much earthbound in Homestuck truthfully (maybe that would've humanized it a little)Because he never fucking played it.
No.27387
>>27385There is a LOT of the Sims though. If you've played The Sims 3 you know how many references there are, and some of them are less references as straight up ripoffs.
Even Karkat's face was lifted from the "grumpy" moodlet icon. No.27389
>>27387>If you've played The Sims 3 you know how many references there arRedpill me.
>>27388FLAG YOUR POSTS.
No.27390
>>27386HS2 needs a full cast smiles & tears scroll. Is James Roach a millenial?
No.27391
>>27390>full cast smiles & tears scrollHuh…?
>Is James Roach a millenial?Yes.
No.27392
>>27389Okay, just off the top of my head, there's a plain white cube item that's used as a recolorable prop (that appears in some places such as the attic in Goth Mansion in Sunset Valley disguised as a box or something) whose description is almost identical to the Perfectly Generic Object
also one of the default sims in the basegame character creator looks just like Rose Lalonde
No.27394
>>27393The EPIC SHOOTOUT in Psycholenials were more embarrassing than any sub/
LOVER OF FAT WOMEN content
No.27395
>>27393Is that even possible? To be
LOVER OF FAT WOMENed that hard?
>fuckdave34.pngAlways a good sign of mental illness.
No.27396
>>27391>Huh…?Ykno, the cast credits to earthbound where it shows every npc, photo and the lists (you) at the end?
No.27397
https://flimsychan.help/co/1581438 flimsychan status: hanging on by a thread.
No.27398
Now I'm ideasguying how I would personally end Homestuck. I think it should take the form of an Earthbound hack set immediately after Game Over
No.27401
>>27398> I think it should take the form of an Earthbound hack set immediately after Game OverHoly shit, kill yourself.
No.27402
>>27388Do you remember how to make the
GREEN sun effect?
No.27403
>>27400Not loving this Minecraft movie CGI
No.27404
>>27401What's wrong, fren?
No.27405
>>27402I didn't make that image.
No.27409
>>27405>>27406Why would you assume he did? We all know he's a talentless fuckwad.
No.27410
>>27400I just got a weird fucking ad of a real woman lipsynching to an AI voice talking about a "15 second Harvard trick" that sounded like it had been worded to not trip the generator's lewd content filter
like it always referred to the dick as "buddy" even when it sounded weird
No.27411
>>27410Record it next time.
No.27412
>>27411Just go on youtube and listen to protomen soundtracks, you'll probably run into it eventually
No.27413
>>27408That's what he originally wrote, so it's what I would stick with out of respect. A fixer upper kinda story with John, Roxy and… Terezi wasn't it?
Ideally "Game Over" would've been time for MSPAreader to get pissed and finally "Play Homestuck" for the first time. imo
No.27414
>>27413>That's what he originally wrote, so it's what I would stick with out of respect.*Contemptuous Sting voice from the 80s version of Dune* Respect?!?
No.27416
>>27413>That's what he originally wrote, so it's what I would stick with out of respect.Retarded. Why respect anything about Hu$$ler? This story shouldn't even had Hivebent if Hu$$ler knew what was good for him.
No.27418
>>27417Ross? Rosse Lalonde?
No.27419
I'd be okay with hivebent if it was just a gaiden thing and the only actually long-term-relevant thing about it was "this is where the intermission took place and how our universe got made" and the trolls stopped mattering the second their session ended
No.27422
>>27419Yeah just have Jack Noir kill 'em all for and evil feat + whoa even the game clear ALien bad asses couldn't stop him…
No.27423
>>27420Drosera waifu when
No.27424
even them going fucking insane on the meteor and stuff wouldn't have been bad if it wasn't drawn out like fucking crazy and full of so much bullshit
No.27425
>>27423Drosera? Drosera Lalonde?
No.27426
y0u w0uld be wise t0 j0in my gang
No.27427
you wwould be wwise to join my gang
No.27428
>>27427That one should go
you neww guy
join my gang or else No.27430
>>27429>21Damn that vid must be like 5 years old already too
No.27431
>>27289"Like books"
So this podcasts sounds like netflix bingers who perhaps work in a school library
No.27433
die 8ITCH
No.27434
kwab
No.27438
nancykitten
No.27439
>>27435>>27436Scrolling down gocomics, there's so much horrible shit… but not Family Circus, I suppose HSG is spared that.
Maybe Doonsebury to balance out Sinfest?
No.27441
Whatever Salvia-tinged wet dreams Pibgorn is?
I remember the Something Awful funnies thread really hated this one, but the lazy dersite doesn't update daily
No.27445
I remember reading this one a lot as a kid for some reason.
https://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2024/09/22 No.27448
>>27419>>27422Even that would have been shonen-tier writing and that was always my best case scenario for Hivebent. Just don't include it. Period.
No.27450
>>27436What was she expecting? Dumb
8ITCH.
No.27451
>>27440Doonesbury is the boomer comic to end all boomer comics.
>>27444NO YOU CAN'T JUST BE HORNY, NOOOOOOOOOOO.
No.27452
>Wake up at 6
>Don't know if it's 6 in the morning or at night because of the weather
>Cat meows but gives up because I stay still
>Take another pill
>Can't go back to bed
>Head and eyes still hurts
>Had some nightmares, a lot of false wake-ups and screams for mommy but some cool stuff too, I guess
>Feel like shit
Mom: 4(?) Cat: 3
No.27453
>>27452*MoM
I am no one's mother.
No.27454
>>27445That one was pretty well liked for being a "closeups of talking" strip
No.27455
>>27451>Doonesbury is the boomer comic to end all boomer comics.Yeah the "Still seething over Nixon" type boomer
No.27456
>>27452I can't remember last night's dream too well but I
WOK3 up with Cascade earworm so it can't have been good
No.27458
>>27454Because it had jokes.
No.27459
>>27457HE WAS THE MOST EVIL MAN FUCKING EVER!
No.27460
>>27459Matt Groening is a horse now?
No.27462
>>27460Was a slip but yes he's horsegender now
(Despite the Hussian thing of
wwomen always being the insight/drive)
No.27465
>>27463I
WOK3 up at 6AM and my headache last through a shower. Fuck this…
No.27466
>>27440when you're like 80 and you still can't draw a cartoon human holding a mug
No.27467
>>27465The pollen might be a big part of this.
No.27468
>>27466To be fair, being 80 is like, an excuse.
No.27469
>>27467Pollen? What's spitting out pollen in September, ragw33d?
No.27470
>>27468my grandparents died at like 95+ so maybe I'm biased
No.27471
>>274698ITCH, I live in Texas, summer doesn't end until Halloween.
SILVER SHAMROCK.
No.27472
>>27470They were drawing Doonesbury?
No.27473
>>27451>NO YOU CAN'T JUST BE HORNY, NOOOOOOOOOOO.for
wwomen YOUR DAUGHTER'S age
No.27475
>>27473>for wwomen YOUR DAUGHTER'S ageUnironically, as long as he's not fucking them IRL, I don't see the problem. But that's what these fuckers don't realize. If you're that kind of guy and you're not using Fast Times At Rickety High to get your horny impulses out, you're dating teenagers on the down-low.
Yes, it might be creepy but we should normalize it so we have less of the other thing in the world.
No.27476
>>27474Your dark family secret.. revealed..
No.27477
Apparently there is a window to recover from blacklisting since I just took "racist" out of gigachad's description (the height of LOVER OF FAT WOMENoldry, I know) and he's searchable again
No.27479
>>27477That proves that it's possible to un
LOVER OF FAT WOMEN your AI- which I tried with Neon Leon but it didn't work.
Wonder why…
No.27481
>>27480omg me need to be lidl im cozy squirrely girl
t. fairweather failkitten
No.27483
>>27482VGH, TRADITION is alive…
No.27485
>>27484>No TV referencesMore well read than Tabook
No.27488
>>27487trampled by horses, power tools, etc
No.27490
forgot my キリン 午後の紅茶 ストレートティー in the freezer for over an hour
it's joever
No.27491
>>27489>GameErm the choices are out of your hands, sweaty
No.27492
>>27490Back to 99 Ranch you go
No.27493
oops i have a tiny mistake in front of a couple stangers in a kebab place time to never go to that place ever again
No.27499
>>27497>pluggermail@aol.comThis is definitely the most boomer comic, you're right.
No.27500
>>27478I feel like this is an especially bad strip. We will see….
No.27501
>>27500It's still running, right?
No.27504
>>27503He looks peaceful…
No.27505
>>27504she's in a better place
No.27511
>>27483I do still have that bag, turns out it was just on my bed? What do you want from me again?
No.27512
for some reason i cant fully cross the ring finger over the middle finger of my right hand
but i can do it no prob with my left hand
No.27513
>>27497>>27499I have an AOL. What does that make me?
No.27514
>>27512Yeah, that freaked me out too. Just keep practicing.
No.27515
>>27493>>27495Social anxiety like that is for
wwomen and men whose IQs are lower than the room temperature.
No.27520
Why didn't he just ask for one of the rants ;^(
No.27522
>>27507What was meant by this?
No.27524
>>27512>>27514megidchan gang sign?
No.27525
Saw a gif on twitter of a blue archive girl uhh wiggling(?) her fingers like she's gonna tickle you or something (not fetishy, just cute) but it vanished. If someone else sees it, link me, thanks.
No.27526
>>27511Frame it and send it to me
No.27527
>>27523>eternally 0 years old emeowlye needs to "im baby" harder to defeat them
No.27531
https://fixupx.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1837537302458806665Who has more embarrassing crossovers of the big two? Asking an unbiased audience here.
No.27533
permission to jerk off and sleep all day?
No.27537
>>27536Those are Aradia's unironic facial proportions.
No.27539
>>27525WHY CAN'T I FUCKING FIND IT
No.27540
>>27539I glaze over at BA pics
No.27541
I was going to post something here but now I can't remember.
No.27543
god I hate AI
No.27544
>>27542Why are Turks like this?
No.27547
>>27542Is there like Hailuo premium or is this really 100 5 second gens
No.27548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x287j7Vby0U Remember GOOSEBUMPS!??!?!
They're stealing our ideas. No.27549
>>27548I think they only stole the font
No.27550
>>27549Did you not see the name?
No.27551
>The 7/11 is out of the whole milk carton
Literally why
Who is the other nigga getting their milk from the 7/11 to the extent that they run out of the milk jugs for extended periods of time?
Because they last time I went, they were also out of whole milk jugs.
No.27555
>>27552is this something you want us to care about or something you're making fun of or what
No.27556
>>27555It's generic enby-kun's first game (on steam)
BE PROUD
No.27558
>>27554Unironically probably 70% of the games on Steam.
No.27559
>>27557me not know WHICH THAT IS
No.27562
>>275612024
society has progressed littleWhat are they talking about?
No.27563
>>27561Nirvana, extremely innovative band.
No.27564
>>27561>>27563nevermindbroken
No.27566
>>27565People be ignoring
wwomen noises
No.27568
>>27562Le meme song on YouTube.
>Ironic humor was ummm… invented in 2016?>>27563>>27564Shut up, Matt.
No.27569
>>27567WE LOVE WEBCOMICS.
No.27570
>>27567Is it an aging joke?
No.27572
>>27570I think that's too clever for him
No.27575
>>27572How could you say that?
No.27577
>>27576Hey, that's offensive!
No.27582
>>27581TROONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
No.27583
>>27579>>27582You mean Troonku (not to be confused with Spicku)
No.27586
>>27585Me at the back. (I will be forced to eat
DERSITE watermelons.)
No.27588
Finally put DDON down and implemented a bit more. I keep thinking up new things.
Maybe a hidden affection system? Or a store to buy hats?
As it came out of neocities, gifypets doesn't save any information about your session, however.
No.27592
>>27587>>27590Touching kids?
No.27595
>>27593Matt Groening likes touching toads.
No.27598
>>27597Look at that marbling…
No.27609
hop on quake champiion2.
No.27611
>>27608>baldingWould Dave hide it with a cap like Bro did, or is he more of a beanie boi
No.27612
>>27611he wouldnt want to copy his bro, so
No.27613
>>27612>he wouldnt want to copy his broBut he does anyway.
>>27611The compromise: Yankee with no brim (XD)
No.27614
>>27613Yeah realistically he'd just pick a different style of hat, or just not wear it backwards. This raises the idea of Fedora Dave
No.27615
wait did bro even wear it backwards
he didnt, did he
its been so long
No.27620
>>27615He didn't, gamebro did (iirc)
No.27621
>>27620But Anon….
Gamebro is secretly Bro… No.27625
>Still didn't reverse filter PERSON OF COLORs
Smh.
No.27626
>>27624Also, a self-insert white shortgoy so you can feel more primally
LOVER OF FAT WOMENed.
No.27627
>>27618He already wears suits constantly so I'm honestly a little surprised it didn't actually happen.
No.27628
>>27627Homestuck^2 can still redeem itself…
No.27629
Now I'm thinking the usual "what would I do if I remade homestuck" thoughts. I'm kind of seeing the anti-GREEN cult's point now. I really don't know what I'd do with her. Maybe have her go martyr mode and kill her off…
No.27630
>>27629> I'm kind of seeing the anti-GREEN cult's point now. I really don't know what I'd do with her. The way to save her is the classic switcheroo.
Everything falls into place after that.
No.27631
>>27624They are all BLUE, chud
>attractive blondeHer hair is fucked though (not worse than magical black girl hair, but)
No.27632
Maybe cripple her in some way (blind prophet??) and then give her an actual challenge and quest that isn't trivial for her
No.27633
>>27630Do you mean the classpect meme? I don't see what it would accomplish.
No.27634
>>27632That's pretty god, yeah. Either her stupid glasses computer explodes, or fusing with bec does it (no eyes)
No.27635
Maybe her whole character arc is learning to stop being a selfless, self-sacrificing loser then…
No.27636
>>27630Wow. I hope someone spiraled down a whirlpool of self-loathing and squandered potential for this blunder.
No.27638
>>27637It must be from MoM's "Witch of Space Rose" evidence folder. Rose's sburb's eye view of John's house is occluded even though she should be the last player to encounter such a problem
No.27639
>>27638Well, I doubt being a Seer that doesn't even know they're a Seer yet means you get to ignore the mechanics of the game…
No.27640
>>27631>Her hair is fucked though (not worse than magical black girl hair, but)I think that's just mean to be a ponytail.
No.27641
Was John an Heir to justify not having a single Breath-y thing about him
No.27642
>>27632>>27633>>27634GREEN's the one meant to be testing the limit of the game/go Grimdark first of all.
>>27635>>27638>>27639>means you get to ignore the mechanics of the gameWHAT DO ALL TIME TRAVELERS DO WITH ANY OF THEIR ANYTHING
YOU CAN LITERALLY JUMP TO OR JETPACK PAST THE FIRST GATE
YOU CAN TIME TRAVEL WITH ITEMS IF YOUR FUTURE SELF TRAVELS BACK WITH THEM.
VRISKA LITERALLY DOES LIGHT BULLSHIT BEFORE THE GAME EVEN STARTS PROPER.
SHE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE INTO THE FUCKING ROOM IF SHE WAS A LIGHT PLAYER. FUCK YOU, RETARD. FUCK. YOU.
>>27641Being chill is Breath-y.
No.27643
>>27642ok you have an argument but time players are just especially bullshit and vriska doing something doesn't justify it and the story would be better without her shit
No.27644
>>27642I was thinking maybe his love of practical japery is supposed to be somehow wind-y. Can't really explain why, though. I also wonder if him overcoming being housetrapped has to do with the freedom thing, even though it kinda applies to everyone…
No.27645
>>27641He yearned to escape the room, maybe. That was kinda dropped
No.27646
Homestuck discussion, launch operation absorb flimsychan!
No.27647
>>27643> vriska doing something doesn't justify it and the story would be better without her shitDaily reminder that this is who you're fighting for.
>>27644I had considered this in my grand theory/rewrite.
>>27645This as well. Hu$$ler dropped the exact premise of the game like three times even before Act 6 started. Hell, maybe even three times before Act 5 did.
No.27648
The thing is I think GREEN being a Seer would make her even more one dimensional. The hypothetical "prospit player goes grimdark" scenario is kinda neat, I guess..?
No.27650
>>27648>The thing is I think GREEN being a Seer would make her even more one dimensional.Literally how, she does nothing as a Witch except what Enchilada (the plot) tells her to. It also makes her overpowered past Bec power-up to the point where Hu$$ler can't write a plot.
Me and RoW discussed this at length in a flimsychan thread. Find it yourself. Fuck you.
No.27652
all this 8ITCH does is see shit
i can see light too its how everyone fucking sees
participation trophy ass classpect
No.27653
https://x.com/benjaminutes/status/1809406633212277246Imagine if Megidochan had entered and won
*Sign* Guess I'll follow hussman to keep abreast of such things
No.27657
>Meigod frontpage +1'd after I follow him
I dare not hope…
No.27659
>>27657Last thread you said it'd make your (((week.)))
No.27660
>>27659If the spiteful rumors about his fetishes are true, there is a way to upgrade that to a whole month… I would require Hussian impressions on Absolvement of Viscaria ^q^
No.27661
>>27660>If the spiteful rumors about his fetishes are trueEeeeeeh…..?
No.27662
>>27658Oh, you need money to get it? That strikes it, Megidocels dedicate themselves to less worldly pursuits and accumulating wealth
No.27663
>>27662>Megidocels dedicate themselves to less worldly pursuits and accumulating wealthWON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN? - Matt Groening; beloved multimillionaire personally wrote this classic line.
No.27664
>>27662*Than
rather than and
No.27666
>>27665You would NEVER EVER make a typo
No.27668
Since my [TUNER] powers currently aren't up to snuff on integrating a LLM into the webkin thing, I'm just filling out arrays of responses by hand.
Makes it quite a hassle, truly. I'll have to stagger all the ones I planned to do into "Seasons" or something
No.27671
>>27668Holy crap, Lois, he got the winrar!
No.27672
It certainly hasn't been 8192 posts since the last one… has it?
No.27673
ffs this is going to give me a heart attack some day
No.27674
I'll just take that as my ideas having the mandate of megidochan itself
Season 1 "CORE": Rose, Aradia, Karkat, Eridan
Season 2 "Girl's Side": Yuno, Kanaya, Yuuka, Majetano
Season 3 "Boy's Side": Arakure, Chud, Charao, John
Season 4 "IREEDEEMABLE": Vriska, Doc Scratch, Drosera, Yukkuri Reimu
No.27675
>>27673How loud do you keep your speakers usually? I set it to play at 50% atm, but it's simple enough to make the default lower
No.27676
>>27675they were pretty low, it's just that it can spook you if you're in a completely silent room in the middle of the night
No.27677
though I wasn't THAT spooked, it was just an exaggeration for humor's sake
No.27681
>>27677>>27676It's a peppy tune, so I was sure you were okay…
Maybe for October, 1/777 posts can be infected by Heaven's Smile to play one of these have transparent text
No.27683
>>27679You mean from the Season 2 lineup?
It's a chronological listing of my (serially monogamous) waifus, not anyone else.
I guess Haruka ought to swap for Yuno, perhaps, but I wouldn't be sure which characterization to aim for.
No.27684
>>27683NAHO OR RIOT!!!!!!!!!
No.27685
>>27684I will furnish my dialog template spreadsheet on the page explaining the system, if you want to submit anything
No.27686
>>27685I will make you replay the games. >:)
She "canonically" wins a keijo match. No.27688
MEX is acting like this is a board for him and his splinters. Heart/Blood/Time,etc-coded-ass 8ITCH.
No.27689
>>27688wwhat did he mean by this
No.27691
>>27690Depending on how bloated I want to make this plugin, there is room for more than 16 of them.
I'm sure I'll have more ideas as I go, too.
No.27692
>>27691Naho first or I'm crashing this webzone with survivors.
No.27693
N-No survivors, I mean.
No.27696
>>27694Gurtychan
Sponge's imageboard
Gertiechan
Windsor McKay's imageboard
No.27697
>>27694You doing your feeder stuff on her?
No.27699
>>27698Kanaya? Just gotta make her fussy busybody energy with some intentional obtuse/esl wordings here and there
No.27700
>5am
nyot again…
No.27702
>>27699BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.
No.27705
My ass should not have gone off Ritalin, lmao.
No.27709
Kill GREENS. Behead GREENS. Roundhouse kick a GREEN into the concrete. Slam dunk a GREEN baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy GREENs. Defecate in a GREEN's food. Launch GREENS into the sun. Stir fry GREENS in a wok. Toss GREENS into active volcanoes. Urinate into a GREEN's gas tank. Judo throw GREENS into a wood chipper. Twist GREENS' heads off. Report GREENS to the IRS. Karate chop GREENS in half. Curb stomp pregnant black GREENS. Trap GREENS in quicksand. Crush GREENS in the trash compactor. Liquefy GREENS in a vat of acid. Eat GREENS. Dissect GREENS. Exterminate GREENS in the gas chamber. Stomp GREEN skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate GREENS in the oven. Lobotomize GREENS. Mandatory abortions for GREENS. Grind GREEN fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown GREENS in fried chicken grease. Vaporize GREENS with a ray gun. Kick old GREENS down the stairs. Feed GREENS to alligators. Slice GREENS with a katana. Put a bomb in a GREEN'S mouth. Throw knives at GREENS. Inflate GREENS until they pop. Send GREENS into a blackhole. Castrate GREENS. Feed GREENS poisoned food. Force GREENS to wwalk the plank. Push GREENS into a pit. Kneel on a GREEN'S neck. Curse GREENS with a spell. Stuff GREEN babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten GREENS with a tank. Pop a GREEN'S car tire. Strike GREENchildren with a ruler. Make GREENS swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a GREEN'S limbs. Airdrop GREENS into Antarctica. Throw GREENS off the boat. Pressurize GREENS into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a GREEN'S ass.
No.27710
>>27709Falcon-punch a
GREEN in the face. Make
GREENS into fiction. Blow
GREENS' heads off with grenade launchers. Blow
GREENS' brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock
GREENS in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail
GREENS to a cross and stab them. Run over
GREENS with a tank feet-first. Crush
GREENS with a press. Attack
GREENS with acid. Boil
GREENS in a pan. Lock
GREENS inside a brazen bull. Burn
GREENS alive. Drag
GREENS across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on
GREENS. Quarter
GREENS. Impale
GREENS on a pike. Tenderize
GREENS with a mallet. Ionise
GREENS in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate
GREENS in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify
GREENS in a black hole. Curse
GREENS with the Necronomicon. Trap
GREENS in purgatory. Bang a
GREENS testicles with a spiked bat. Throw
GREENS off a twelve story building. Freeze dry
GREENS in the vacuum of space. Fry
GREENS with power lines. Feed
GREENS ricin. Kneecap a
GREEN with a twelve gauge. Re-enslave
GREENS. Sell
GREEN organs on the black market. Run
GREENS over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw
GREENS into the grand canyon. Burn
GREENS with jet engine exhaust. Beat
GREENS to death with a tire iron. Cauterize a
GREENS asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice
GREENS to the sun god. Drop
GREENS out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed
GREENS to sharks. Load a
GREEN into a cannon and shoot the
SNOWFLAKE at a concrete wall. Keel Haul
GREENS under a galleon. Disembowel
GREENS with a bayonet. Strap a
GREEN to a cruise missile and launch it at a
SNOWFLAKE neighbourhood. Drop
GREENS into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter
GREENS. Lure
GREENS in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a
GREEN to learn calculus, then kill the
GREEN anyway. Atomize
GREENS with a powerfist. Throw
GREENS into vats full of FEV virus. Choke
GREENS with barbed wire. Throw pianos at
GREENS from 40-story buildings. Throw
GREENS at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze
GREENS in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer.
No.27711
>>27710Tie
GREENS to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot
GREENS with syringe guns. Defecate on
GREEN food stamps. Make
GREENS pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire
GREENS into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on
GREENS then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate
GREENS with depleted uranium. Launch a
GREEN with a trebuchet. Send a
GREEN exploring Titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a
GREEN as a crash test dummy. Tie
GREENS onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire Jackass movie on a
GREEN. Trample
GREENS. Bury
GREENS alive. Play bowling with
GREENS heads as pins. Grate
GREENS with a cheese grater. Get
GREENS stuck in an elevator. Spray a
GREENS toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a
GREEN directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a
GREEN'S parachute. Sabotage a
GREEN'S bungee. Trap a
GREEN under ice. Force a
GREEN to work and support a family of 5. Force
GREENS into gladiatorial combat. Send
GREENS back to warring
GREEN tribes. Hide a snake in a
GREEN'S room. Put
GREENS on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a
GREEN'S organs. Waterboard
GREENS with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay
GREENS. Tie
GREENS to train tracks. Put laxatives in their Koolaid. Recreate Mortal Kombat fatalities on
GREENS. Gibbet
GREENS. Tie a lightning rod to a
GREEN'S head during a storm. Lure
GREENS into suicide pods. Bury
GREENS neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending
GREENS to it. Stir
GREENS into cement. Squeeze
GREENS through a chain link fence. Hack
GREEN'S socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a
GREEN. Microwave a
GREEN'S head. Suck a
GREEN into pool drainage ass first.
No.27712
>>27711Pour nitroglycerin inside a
GREENS basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby
GREEN in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash
GREENS black skin. Play games with
GREENS Jigsaw style. Trim a
GREEN'S nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a
GREEN to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a
GREEN in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a
GREEN'S bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a
GREEN and serve
GREENA patties to other
GREENS. Feed a
GREEN viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a
GREEN'S dildo. Stone
GREENS. Tranquilize
GREENS and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from
GREENS. Throw a
GREEN down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to
GREENS. Pimp-slap
GREENS into airplane turbines. Displace
GREENS in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a
GREEN a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on
GREENS at maximum voltage. Give
GREENS sentient brain parasites. Give
GREENS over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave
GREENS out for vultures. Drive a
GREEN into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a
GREEN.
No.27713
>>27712Strap
GREENS on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap
GREENS to a Judas's cradle. Blast
GREENS with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy
GREENS. Whip
GREENS into obedience. Slingshot a
GREEN into orbit. Rocket
GREENS into the sun. Stir-fry
GREENS in a wok. Bite a
GREEN and drink their blood. Urinate into a
GREEN'S gas tank. Judo throw
GREENS into the wood chipper. Unscrew a
GREEN's head off. Bake
GREENS into
GREEN-pizza. Arrest
GREENS for no reason. Electrocute
GREENS. Curb stomp pregnant
GREENS. Beat a
GREEN up. Slice a
GREEN up and wear their skin. Set
GREENS on fire. Spin
GREENS around until they puke. Tie
GREENS to a train track. Karate kick a
GREEN in the testicles. Stomp
GREEN skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil
GREENS into a broth. Deep fry
GREENS. Fourth-trimester abortions for
GREENS. Blend
GREENS in a blender. Snap a
GREEN'S neck. Throw
GREENS off buildings. Send aliens to abduct
GREENS. Force
GREENS to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush
GREENS with anvils. Throw
GREENS off of rooftops. Incinerate
GREENS. Starve
GREENS. Blow
GREENS up with dynamite. Gulp
GREENS. Feast on
GREEN eyeballs. Cave in a
GREEN'S skull. Kiss a
GREEN to death. Peel a
GREENr like a banana. Wipe out
GREEN tribes. Deny
GREENS into Heaven. Freeze
GREENS in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a
GREEN. Lock on to
GREENS with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a
GREEN. Ferment
GREENS into stew. Ensnare
GREENS. Nark on
GREENS to the army. Cause a total
GREEN purge. Jam a
GREEN into a geyser. Axe murder a
GREEN. Unleash Smelvin upon
GREENS. Put
GREENS on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total
GREEN death.
No.27715
>Neon Leon is now back to being able to be put into chats after I uncensored "whores" and "homosexuals"
???!!!
No.27716
>>27715Wait, nevermind, I might just being schizo. I thought some blocks just prevented them from being added to the thing but it just prevented me from starting another one with him again.
wwelp No.27719
Oh, yeah, or a Stormtrooper helmet.
No.27721
https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/GlitchcoreThe 2020s didn't even "glitchcore", holy shit, I hate Gen-Z so much.
No.27722
>>27720*Sprays with water bottle.*
No.27724
>>27723>Kidcore>Krushclub>Mind Murder>RainbowcoreTHE CREEPY CRAB.
No.27727
>>27726What did he MEAN by this?
No.27730
>>27727We just don't know! Must be some
GREEN day reference, but I'm not a fan Mick Jagger neithe the whole jazz genre, so I could be wrong about it a bit of chance
No.27732
>>27729Wow, he's really milking it. Pathetic.
No.27733
I hope he gets hit by a truck.
No.27736
>>27735What is something else?
No.27738
>>27736Seems like it got fused with some Yakui-an acid rainbows aesthetic. I suppose they're implying "Glitchcore" is distinct from "Glitch"?
I'll call it "Five Below Glitch" privately
No.27739
>>27738>"Glitchcore" is distinct from "Glitch"No.
>I'll call it "Five Below Glitch" privatelyWhat?
No.27740
>>27739You ever been inside a Five Below? I went once in 2022 or something, and aside from candy and BNHA shirts, the whole place is dedicated to seeing which cheap consumer electronics rainbow LEDs can be stuffed into
No.27741
Had a dream that I'd forgotten to wwalk someone's dogs and when I checked in there were piss puddles all over their house
#meiqnoyummyniggy
No.27742
>>27740>You ever been inside a Five BelowFive Be-NO.
No.27743
>>27741MEX is up! Time to harass him!:
>>27725 No.27744
>>27725>>27743Not feeling the gen, reminds me of you wrote off my Shijima one
No.27746
>>27744> reminds me of you wrote off my Shijima oneSo is it spite then? I didn't like it completely, it's rather complicated, but I did like parts…
No.27747
>>27746I'm not so invested in whatever suno spits out to rise to spite, heheh. Maybe I'll listen again later
No.27749
>>27745There are two axes to the modern culture war; Y is "past" and the "future current thing", X is 80s nostalgia and Japanese shit.
Where does this image fall into it?
No.27750
>>27747You're so wishy-washy and now I need your approval… Is this some kind of trick?
No.27751
>>27748>otenbaShut up. Speak English.
No.27752
>>27750The best lack all conviction, as "they" say…
Or does it disqualify one from The Best to use such an excuse?
No.27753
>>27752>The best lack all conviction, as "they" say>Or does it disqualify one from The Best to use such an excuse?Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh..?
No.27755
>>27754Maybe they just don't consider it NEWN…?
No.27757
>>27755Perhaps not.
'Member when they hosted their own boards?
even if it was filled with gen alpha TALK TO MY (no description) BOT spam
No.27760
>>27758>MVH ABORTIONGod,
wwomen are the worst. Hahahahah, holy shit.
No.27761
>>27760L-Let's focus on the silver linings, like how they beg to be led…
No.27762
>>27761Literally 1 (one) point away from being the most important thing to them.
By far, the most important thing to ANYONE on the chart.
Kill
wwomen NOW.
No.27765
>>27763>6.75 mb erm, yikes really what is up with clipboardimage
No.27766
When wwomen go to the ballots, they will have many issues in mind: "Who will let me get the most abortions? How fast will the abortions be? How late can I get the abortion? How much of the abortion will be covered? How much will the abortion be out-of-pocket?"
No.27767
>>27762I mean, I "get it"
Having a backup plan if chad doesn't commit = most important
Having a say in large scale society = least important
No.27768
>>27767>I mean, I "get it"You really are hopeless, you know that..?
No.27769
>>27767Now explain why
wwomen don't give a fuck about the economy in sympathetic terms.
No.27770
>>27768Not that I approve, mind you, but I understand.
Although my parents aborted a potential sibling of mine 8 years earlier when they "weren't ready". I often wonder about him/her…
No.27771
>>27769They have some copes and scams still limping along like dem programs, white knight farming, and email jobs
No.27772
>>27770>Not that I approve, mind you, but I understand.Again, hopeless..
>>27771But it still directly correlates to them and chad failure rates.. Admit it, there's no excuse for them.
No.27773
>>27749>"past"but don't forget america was an EVIL HELLHOLE BEFORE 1977 OR SO
No.27774
>>27773That's the chudview and it's also in quotations because chudworld also never existed. Nostalgia of the 80s can be in chudworld or current thing version of the nostalgic 80s. This is how X, Y graphs work, you stupid, drooling tard.
No.27775
>>27774Japan reached its modern zenith during the 80s though
No.27776
>>27775You know it's excluded by just how it's worded but if you want to be pedantic then add an * and say ((((Western)))) 80s.
No.27778
>>27777Honestly, it's more like "Where would each user go" and then we'd (tri+*(?)angulate where Megidochan would be from there.
This doesn't have a grid so it feels more imprecise but I'd say I'm about here.
No.27779
>>27777Also, how I adore you enabling my whimsical diatribes like this~
No.27780
>>27779Well, everyone here puts up with me, so…
No.27781
>>27778Actually, thinking about it more logically, I probably would be further to the right since a lot of my storyisms are dark, cynical, and transgressive.
I like my wholesome pulp too, but still.
>>27780There is nothing about you to irritate anyone. Don't be silly, sensei.
No.27785
>>27782>No way, 2009 wasn't *that* long ago! I'd put us around here, personally.You're forgetting my love of 60s Marvel comics, Peanuts, Grease, retro cars, The Twilight Zone, an extremely specific retro chain restaurant, general pulp, etc.
No.27786
>>27782Is that accounting for the me factor?
No.27787
>>27785Still that's like another 50 years back… not SPQR times
No.27788
>>27784>52Two more election cycles… Can Hu$$ler reclaim his mojo by then?
https://x.com/Mspaintadventur/status/1837743960149672390 No.27789
>>27783NOT pulp.
>>27787Why are you assuming that's the antithesis to CURRENT THING sensibilities?
It's more like The Andy Griffith Show vs. fucking, I don't know, Wojack Normal Words.
At least that's how I envisioned it. And I'm the one who came up with this metric!
No.27790
>>27788>Can Hu$$ler reclaim his mojo by then?(No.)
No.27791
わつぁつぁねもら たしにらおまいげもら
かにしらよう かにしらよう まつめらもうがながな ばいばい
No.27792
>>27789>The Andy Griffith ShowOh, you mean the fallout/coke ad past the feraljak is always screaming how it never existed
No.27793
>>27792>Oh, you mean the fallout/coke ad past the feraljak is always screaming how it never existedQuite the current year'd, epic failten way to describe it.
But yes, something something three paragraphs about how the millenial is at odds with fetishizing the decade built on nostalgia of the 50s while being hyperfixated on criticizing every single aspect of the 1950s first and foremost (and the 80s secondarily except for the things I liked as a kid.)
Of course it's that and not some obscure bullshit, the chart is ultimately about memetics. Each idea is completely and utterly retarded and superficial on their own, they just serve as rough approximations of one's palettes. I would say that if you're at any given endpoint (forget the exact term for this) on the graph, you probably have shit tastes and can't hold conversations about media.
No.27795
>>27793So 210 degrees quadrant III is like the quartering and other chudtubers constantly complaining how
cultural marxii2m ruined (mass market pablum of the current year)
45 degrees quadrant I might be SOLARPUNK NONBIRNARY GHIBLI, not sure
No.27797
>>27795>So 210 degrees quadrant III is like the quartering and other chudtubers constantly complaining how cultural marxii2m ruined (mass market pablum of the current year)Yes.
>45 degrees quadrant I might be SOLARPUNK NONBIRNARY GHIBLI, not sureSomething like that.
I'd enjoy if you wrote profiles out for all of them. Maybe we could gen or make Homestuck dolls for each of them. That would be nice.
No.27798
>>27796Go take a scat,
8ITCH.
No.27799
Any, what's that Japanese character that's supposed to be Megidochan's icon again?
No.27800
>>27799Oh, wait, irrelevant, lol.
No.27802
I should probably update the favicon while I'm at it, this one is more stark
No.27804
>>27803Iine! But I still don't get the MIT thing.
Is there a pigtail base for the back hairpart?
No.27805
>>27804>I still don't get the MIT thing.Remember the mass-stabbing in Japan?
>Is there a pigtail base for the back hairpart?Probably but I was trying to stay accurate to the AI depiction.
This is just Ghost Aradia if she NEET'd the fuck out in a doomed timeline and decided to cut her hair to make a Sollux bodypillow or something. Megidochan!
No.27806
And I would've used a collared shirt over a dark hoodie (enby vibes 😨)
No.27808
>>27806>over a dark hoodieAgain, the AI depiction and way more NEET coded (especially for a girl.)
No.27812
>>27811iterating megidochan
No.27813
>>27812I'm sure there are better places to look. I knew the answer but asked all these questions. :^)
No.27815
>>27814I was gonna rehaul it to have "wings" by author, or perhaps tags
Later.
No.27816
>>27815>perhaps tagsI've always wanted to do a Rose tag/ venn diagram thing. It always sounded funny.
Things such as
>Loud>Asian>Stupid>Meek>Christian>Combination Rose>DisabledEtc.
No.27817
>>27816My initial ones were
>Game>Ethnic (I guess we could subdivied with Asian, etc)>Fetish>Religion>Autism>AU No.27818
>>27817>>AUBut that's basically all of them. Find a different name for whatever you want with that.
No.27819
>>27816>>27817And these categories would be so much more useful if I got to my backlog…
Muslim and Rose The Teenage Witch… And then all of the others past that.
RoW still needs to work his voodoo and revive his dead Roses and vampire Rose. Megidochan Halloween is looking up to be YUUUUGE.
No.27820
>>27819>revive his dead RosesThat sounds like a hassle for a mobilefag
No.27821
Also, MEX, please handhold us to the dangerous realm of Tavern.AI since c.AI is
LOVER OF FAT WOMENed.
>>27820He has a laptop which is fine for fast-and-loose Rosing, just not gaming.
No.27822
>>27821Whenever I talked to it (months ago), it shits out reams of purple *action* RP prose
So my motivation isn't very high.
No.27823
>>27822>Whenever I talked to it (months ago)What is it?
No.27825
>>27824Write better code then!
No.27827
Damn, I have a hair on my screen.
No.27828
>>27826Fix it,
8ITCH nigga! And hold our hands!
No.27829
>>27828I already said a homestuck/megidochan trained LLM is something I'd love to implement in the future
But later. Emojis would certainly be easier.
No.27831
>>27829No! What!?!?? Tavern.AI?
No.27832
>>27830We need to make him and Tatsuya fall in love.
No.27833
>>27830Full disclosure, racial NTR probably doesn't land for me since I'm already like 56% huwhite to begin with.
I guess undeniably black looking kids would be terrible, though, yeah.
No.27834
>>27833> I'm already like 56% huwhite to begin with.Can you get any lower? 57%, I suppose..
No.27835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6E_KrfyWFQSeems there are tiny LLM that could even run on the lil megidochan droplet. Or, probably better to just rent another dedicated to it.
No.27836
>>27834It would take some serious autism to produce a 32% huwhite kid
No.27837
>>27836Fate is not autism.
No.27838
>>2783756 + octoroon pairing is like 35% white offspring, very close but not the meme number
No.27839
>>27833No NTR should land!!!
No.27840
>>27838That's not how DNA works. It could very well be 32%.
No.27841
>>27839In a perfect world, surely…
But we live in this world
>>27758And so "You're very kind, but this other guy isn't an herbivore" NTR lands very squarely on my insecurities
No.27842
>>27840>That's not how DNA worksBut 32andme claims to be accurate down to the hundredths decimal! Would they lie?
No.27843
>>27842>But 32andme claims to be accurate down to the hundredths decimal! Would they lie?Are you saying you already have a child…?
No.27844
>>27803Oh, yeah, the hoodie was meant to be whitish beige, woops. This is more fitting for a troll DOE.
No.27845
>>27843Yeah, my little pride and joy, Jog-kun
No.27847
Waiting for my Nanc4. Thinking about cutting my wrists completely off with a razorblade. Like a guillotine.
No.27848
>>2784710 hours to go
>>27594 No.27850
>>27846It's fine.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…
No.27854
>>27853The legendary yellow pill….
No.27855
I think /lolg/ might end up doxxing me because of some Turkish schizo.
No.27856
>>27855You're doxxable through lol based info?
No.27858
>>27856Pretty sure you can get doxxed through 4chan, right?
No.27859
I know the "Just be white and tall" mantra and all that, but I think every ethnicel has a shot. …Except Indians.
No.27860
>>27859>Except Indians.Indians can get with South East Asians because uh, a lot of weird stuff goes on down there.
No.27862
>>27859I saw IMJF couples in Tokyo
No.27863
>>27861What joke is she laughing at?
No.27864
>>27862Gotta hurt. Did you try NTRing them at least?
No.27865
>>27864no, I don't care about h*mans
No.27866
>>27863joke about socialism being hecking wholesome
No.27867
>>27866>Not foodGirls laugh when they see food.
No.27868
>>27867King Dedede gourent race theme needed…
No.27870
>>27868That would make a girl laugh too hard. And when a girl laughs too hard, she looses control of her bladder. And we all know where that leads.
No.27871
>>27869some of it resonates maybe
No.27874
>>27873Uh, what about bowels then…?
No.27877
>>27876Exactly, so keep the Gourmet Race in your Airpods, buddy.
No.27878
>>27872I was not mentally prepared for 1:55
No.27879
>>27872>I watch TV and laughWhat did he mean by this?
No.27880
The straight woman is unsatisfied with straight studio porn. She wants to get off to something in which the actors actually emote and show passion beyond canned moans from the wwomen and, at best, vacant grunts from the men. She turns to gay porn. She knows it's not "for her," but neither was the straight porn, and at least the actors look like they're enjoying themselves. And for a short while she is satiated by Sean Cody et al, but she runs into the same problems she had to begin with. She was not looking at sex but a simulacrum of sex, trapped in Plato's cave. Unsatisfied, she turned to vintage gay porn, harkening to a time when most gay bars still had darkrooms and reliably smelled of piss and Amyl Nitrite. Here was the real thing, in all its animalistic passion. But she still couldn't immerse herself in the fantasy. She wanted the media to engage with her own imagination and meet her half-way, rather than having it spoonfed to her onscreen. She turned to yaoi, with its elongated figures reminiscent of mannerist portraiture, then bara, including hardcore BDSM scenes. But the tactile sensations depicted in the pages didn't do justice to their real life counterparts. She turned deeper into her own imagination, this time reading erotica. No, not the poolside paperbacks sold at Barnes and Noble. The good shit. Why then, was she still not satisfied? She dug deeper, searching for the true meaning of eroticism. She studied the psychoanalysis of Freud, the cultural criticism of Susan Sontag, the feminist poetry of Audre Lorde. She took vacation time and flew to Europe, starting at the caves of Lascaux to explore the human urge to create, then traversed the Camino de Santiago on foot, along the way meeting a 56 year old carpenter from Burgos named Andrés, with whom she had an explosive affair. They both knew it couldn't last, which made them cherish each other's touch all the more. Upon flying home, she gave up. If her search for true eroticism never bore fruit this whole time, why would it now? It would take years before she stumbled upon the answer by pure happenstance: dubstep.
No.27881
>>27880No, the answer is DLsite.
Unless it's a 8ass slut womb vibration thing
No.27884
I wonder what they were gonna call Splatoon before Treehouse stepped in
No.27887
>>27886Fritzi's bf? Nanc4's kidnapper?
No.27891
>>27830why do I only ever see the second page of this posted
No.27892
>>27890But you have the freedom to cheese everything
No.27893
absolute state of snoy in like 23 hours
No.27894
>>27893Waving my little dwagons dogma pennant flag…
Gotta do something with the POWER of the pisstation 5 PLUS, だろ?
No.27895
>>27892mainstream video games are dead
No.27896
>>27894Itsuno's gone, dude
No.27897
>>27896>>27895Yeah, I'm sure DD3 (should it ever come) will be a terminally soulless live-service lich, but the understudy who did Dark Arisen (and DDON) should be able to oversee a nice DLC expansion on DD2's bones. So says optimist me, anyway.
No.27900
https://youtu.be/vgIBn0F1iZ0?t=85 *cuts to 宇宙人 face Allen-sama
8ITCHing about Kumagaya*
No.27901
>>27899Nope, just a plastic cup full of play sand. Epic prank!
No.27903
Chocolate milk is all very nice, but what about coconut?
https://files.catbox.moe/ruioxx.mp4 No.27904
>>27903Was expecting some Hailuo generated milkshake kino
Closed
No.27906
>>27905Whoever did these does a good job of emulating Cool Dude and Stoner Lou's style
No.27908
>>27903the iconic UNDERTALE heart
No.27909
Andrew? Andrew Hu$$ler? Is that you?
Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Andrew Hu$$ler. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Andrew, being that you're about 40 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Adventures, Andrew Hu$$ler, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to work on Deltarune. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.
No.27910
MANdrew "MANime" Hu$$ler
No.27913
>>27912Rose? Rose Lalonde?
No.27914
>>27911OJ will soon attempt the one panel samejoke
No.27918
new phone has 120hz screen and i found the strangely obscure "play animations twice as fast" setting
it's like i've been living life in molasses
No.27919
Also facial recognition combined with password database is crazy
No.27920
>>27918How do the homestuck nodelay sprites look?
No.27921
its a think about hypotheticals non-stop at 3am kind of night
No.27922
>>27883This better not vidya/anime music, chud.
No.27924
>>27888>>27889Tell Atlus to keep Tadashi Satomi on Persona.
No.27925
>>27891It's more important and funnier.
No.27926
>>27898Illegal on Chinese planet.
No.27927
>>27890I love how "Create solutions your own way" is code for "Literally everything can be bruteforced"
I am all for open-ended design but this isn't it. It's the RTWPification of gaming. It's like throwing rocks in a river. You're valuing the fact that the river flows no matter what, ignoring how it must flow around the rocks. You are letting the players ruin the momentum of the game experience to give them a false feeling of control when it is better for the momentum to completely stop. That is when the game experience and the player are completely in harmony.
小紅書
No.27928
>>27903Coconut chemtrails?
No.27929
>>27911Samejoke!
>>27914We call that a Groeningism.
No.27931
>>27910Anyone who uses the term "mananime" even semi-ironically deserves to go to Hell before they die.
No.27935
>Decapolice is coming out in… 2026
it's fucking joever
No.27936
>>27909This generously ignores the fact that Fobby Tox is a Jewish hackfraud who can't finish shit as well.
No.27939
>>27933>the last announcement very SHOOP DA WHOOP fgsfds swag vibe
No.27941
MADNESS COMBAT 12 IS PREMIERING IN 10 HOURS!!!when the episode premieres, make sure you spoil your shit like
thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IPqZoWOPw4 No.27942
>>27941Zoomers, come like moths to a flame.
No.27944
>>27940>OOFCool webcomic. Cool daily update.
No.27949
>>27948Legend of Zelda if real?
No.27959
MEX, you should help (by being a good boy and archiving all of this properly) be compile all my rants on goons. That'd be a good way to start a manifesto for Kagi to read.
No.27962
>>27960I'd like it more if she hates it, gueheh
No.27963
>>27940YVHV didn't finish her off, why?
No.27964
>>27948>#rogueanythingUmm…
The throwbackiness kinda reminds me of mutants mudds, if it had a team of pro artists designers
No.27966
I had a very vivid if boring ass dream.
Driving around Rutger's New Brunswick campus when the breaks started to fail. The only place to look up new parts for replacement was on the basement terminal of some compsci building that hosted an old local boomer BBS about Car Talk (???)
Edit: Oh, and there was another boomer in the entrance lobby giving a remedial English lesson to an obvious mentally disabled unkempt type.
#meiqnoyummyniggy
No.27967
>>27941>>27942It's funny because I didn't even manage to save the picmix with a madness/newgrounds button instead of the myspace button
No.27969
>>27963Because wall is immobile and presumably short-ranged. This is webcomic. This is Sinfest.
No.27970
>>27966Why the fuck did you wake up so late, you stupid, fat Mexican
DERSITE?
No.27971
I'm so fucking depressed. When does the McDonald's breakfast menu end? I can't even drink picklejuice.
No.27972
>>27970Six hours of sleep, like usual.
No.27973
>>27971Falling Down moment? wwhich wway wwhite man
No.27975
I had another idea for a filter. Pray that I don't remember it.
No.27977
>>27975Is it designed to annoy people?
>>27939This post made me think "vibe" needs one
No.27980
>>27977>Is it designed to annoy people?I don't know. I just think it was stupid.
>This post made me think "vibe" needs oneI wouldn't know what to replace that one with.