[ hsg / tso / hot ] [ ysg ] [ vvox / overboard ] [ 🏠 / paq / guide / 🔎 ] [ 🌹 / chlog ] [ / :33 ] [ 🔵bluebuddies / 🟢marzichan / ⚪rottingangels / ⚫FukuokaBBS / 🟡Tohno-chan ]

/hsg/ - "Homestuck" General

The opposite of Homesick
Handle
Options
Subject
Comment
Stickers
Flag
File
Embed
Password (For file deletion.)

File: 1763902089803.jpg (230.53 KB, 1920x1080, 1495675828053.jpg)

 No.169243[View All]

Belated HBD edition

Old >>167190
223 posts and 67 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.169470

>>169460
Making the expensive warbots SMURFable so the commanders are more careful with deploying them

 No.169471

>>169469
Pigtails… however…

 No.169472

File: 1764012789674.png (51.05 KB, 387x183, ClipboardImage.png)

>Football
>Jew names
>More Slender stabbings
:0k:

 No.169473

Time to join the Costco family!

 No.169474

>>169472
Type One stabbings never

 No.169475

STAB YOUR SISTAH' FOR AVOHK2. :avohk2:

 No.169476

I guess AVOHK2's Meji/Mejjy's Exile.

 No.169477

>>169475
Since he always seemed bald, it works

 No.169478

>>169477
>Bald AND wearing a mask
:fssh:

 No.169479

File: 1764014028638.png (190.95 KB, 397x322, ClipboardImage.png)

:shock:

 No.169480

>>169479
Typical Bungie! :bakane:

 No.169481

File: 1764014221327.png (111.55 KB, 1468x2048, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.169482

>>169481
Rose? Rose Lalonde?

 No.169483

>>169481
We still need to decide on Meʤi Dokkan's Mascot-Mascot

 No.169484

Donald Trump.

 No.169485


 No.169486

>>169485
>Marzipan face when

 No.169487

>>169483
Green jelly house blob.

 No.169488


 No.169489


 No.169490

File: 1764015726110.png (166.1 KB, 300x400, ClipboardImage.png)

We'll say Vanilmirth + the steins;gate-ian ectoslime of the house juju (they don't hecking talk about homestuck!)
:science:

 No.169491

>>169490
>the house juju
>Reminding me of that shit
:thunk:

 No.169492

>>169491
You forgot the key element of UGH ACT 6?

 No.169493

File: 1764016352707.gif (9.35 KB, 650x450, 05286.gif)

>>169492
Ironically, nobody brings it up despite its narrative importance. Though that's not *really* ironic for two reasons; one being that the readers of Homestuck barely give a shit about constructive narrative readings and two, Homestuck is barely even a "postmodern" narrative at the best of times.

Make this John a sticker because it's basically a meme and I would have used for some other post I made awhile back if I could find it and if it were in the right folder.

 No.169494

File: 1764016374034.png (3.35 KB, 289x85, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.169495

People complain about the arms and the oil but the juju goes unspoken about like it's some kind of poltergeist.

 No.169496

REFRESH YOUR PAGE. NOW. :fun:

 No.169497

>>169494
>Be Indian
>Depict self as roach

 No.169498

File: 1764016729402-0.png (31.96 KB, 436x281, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1764016729402-1.gif (7.6 KB, 220x176, red-button-spam.gif)


 No.169499

Also, button spam could be another good generic sticky.

 No.169500

>>169498
Sportsball dies, where do the normies go?

 No.169501

File: 1764016892818.jpg (169.06 KB, 1024x1024, tennis rose.jpg)

>>169500
TENNIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.169502

(Probably soccer though.)

 No.169503

>>169502
The future refused the change…
I guess I'll keep football around for the diversity and axe smartphones

 No.169504

>>169503
>axe smartphones
:buh:

 No.169505

>>169504
He's retarded…

 No.169506

>>169505
In Portugal, they cut down horn trees with smartphones.

 No.169507

>>169504
I love wwomen!

 No.169508

>>169507
Oh, that. Eeeeeeeeh. :ghk:

 No.169509

What if footballers had axe cellphones though? :shikari:

 No.169510

File: 1764018852599.png (53.42 KB, 576x102, ClipboardImage.png)

It's finally over :kita:

 No.169511

>>169510
wwhat game

 No.169512

File: 1764020721838.png (617.35 KB, 1134x641, ClipboardImage.png)

>>169511
YEAH! YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES," RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU CLEAR THEM! 2

Now I only have
LISTEN UP! WE TRIED TO MAKE “THOSE GAMES” EVEN MORE EXTREME! SOME THINGS HAVE TO BE LEARNED THE HARD WAY!
left, but I'll put it off for a bit

 No.169513

>>169512
M*llennials…. :sigh:

 No.169514

>>169513
What's Millelol about it?

 No.169515

>>169514
You know… :bakane:

 No.169516


 No.169517

>>169516
Funniest shit I've ever read.

 No.169518

>>169517
I hope g.pete had a hand in planning

 No.169519

>>169493
What if the Juju had functioned like the intangible "cursor" back from the early panels of act one?

 No.169520

>>169519
Still bad because that was always meant to be Rose. :oi:

 No.169521

>>169520
I think it appeared before the server/client relationship

 No.169522

>>169521
Yes, but remember the Beta, retard. :enough:

 No.169523


 No.169524


 No.169525

>>169523
:NO:

I stand by the fact that the original start of the comic started in-game (because of the cursor) with the commands being typed by the server player before he decided to go nonsense mode because he wanted Dave to be player three (3) for semi-arbitrary reasons and so the commands can't be from a player because Rose wouldn't say those things. You can see remnants of this idea with the Exiles and the trolls explaining away prompts but those are stupider than the original intent of those just literally being Pesterchum messages that the Kids are reading in real time while they play the game.

 No.169526

>>169524
He kind of cultivated a very biased audience.

 No.169527

>>169525
Feels like a massive stretch. It's obviously John's perspective still.

 No.169528

>>169527
>Feels like a massive stretch.
:NO:
>It's obviously John's perspective still.
It obviously isn't. It phases in and out of first-person and third-person omnisnark in the comic as is. Shut your 8ITCH ass up. :bob:

 No.169529

>>169526
Retweet campaign to blow up the oppai loli poll
:lookout:

 No.169530

>>169525
>>169528
I think he was just playing around with concepts of how portray the "game world" (that is homestuck already) that early. Maybe vibri can be contacted about this…

 No.169531


 No.169532

>>169530
>how portray the "game world" (that is homestuck already) that early.
I think this is a post-hoc cope for the general retardation of the comic being obscurant and alienating instead of just easily being understood that "Oh, he started the game so all of this is just mechanics of the game" instead of having two levels of game because ??? :rupture:

 No.169533

>>169531
I give these a day to see if the "looney on bridge stopped" headlines come up
:yeah?:

 No.169534

File: 1764028613340.png (469.58 KB, 600x892, ClipboardImage.png)

Powerful, proud pig slayer.

 No.169535

File: 1764028975099.png (384.87 KB, 1080x1227, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.169536

>>169264
I appreciate all the gifts but
>6 days…
:apologies:

 No.169537

>>169535
So you're saying there's a chance… :righteous:

 No.169538


 No.169539

File: 1764030583950.png (16.03 KB, 206x268, ClipboardImage.png)

>>169536
Seem like the cusp still

 No.169540

File: 1764030802523.png (1.19 MB, 722x1024, ClipboardImage.png)

>diapin

 No.169541

File: 1764037925666.png (1.69 MB, 1024x941, ClipboardImage.png)

>>169534
The privilege of a select club

 No.169543

File: 1764040109654.png (2.44 MB, 1920x1080, ClipboardImage.png)

6/10

Some of the events were really annoying to get and I had to look on the wiki.

 No.169544

I'm only reading the lamb's versions, but "As You Like It" seemed trashy

 No.169545

File: 1764041646489.png (13.92 KB, 568x131, ClipboardImage.png)

>>169544
Bwahaha

 No.169546

Nov 25th is Riviera's anniversary. 21 years! :flydown:

 No.169547

>>169544
From what I remember, Shakespeare's comedies and romances did not appeal much to me either

 No.169548

File: 1764049381771.png (422.9 KB, 1924x1284, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.169549

File: 1764052095712.webm (11.22 MB, 720x720, Sobakasu [0DBkXcDU270]247….webm)


 No.169550

https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ds/dsiware/kd4j/index.html
>2009年11月25日
would have bought on 3DS if I knew it existed

 No.169551

File: 1764055495958.png (1.97 MB, 1080x2746, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.169552

File: 1764058593206.webm (10.93 MB, 720x720, Melo2 [Km6LY4r36vk]247 77….webm)


 No.169553

File: 1764059618257.png (327.8 KB, 463x362, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.169554

File: 1764061345713.png (38.64 KB, 199x307, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.169555

File: 1764061564500.png (63.64 KB, 900x251, ClipboardImage.png)

:fwee:

 No.169556

File: 1764061873717.mp4 (1.56 MB, 608x1080, Taylor Swift speak to di B….mp4)


 No.169557

do any of you AI slop nerds know of a classpect bot or anything

 No.169558

File: 1764069542035.png (8.18 MB, 3000x2000, ClipboardImage.png)

>>169550
Classy federal color scheme

 No.169559

>>169557
It's all subjective inference and post-hoc, can't any LLM hallucinate something convincing enough?

 No.169560

>>169557
If you talk to an LLM a lot it already knows more about you than any bot could interrogate out of you

 No.169561

>>169553
Full docket of newn today, it looks like

 No.169562

>>169546
It was pretty formative for me as a wweird guy, so I feel like making some small gesture

 No.169563

>>169561
:dreamy:
too bad I'm in study purgatory
:nerves:

 No.169564


 No.169565

File: 1764078153958.webm (5.46 MB, 1080x1080, Just Communication (TV Si….webm)


 No.169566

File: 1764078567194.png (37.55 KB, 240x160, ClipboardImage.png)

>>169546
>>169562
I did neglect a Cierra sticker. When she was my first choice in game, even!!

 No.169567


 No.169568

:fun::fun::fun::fun::fun::fun::fun::fun::fun::fun::fun::fun::fun::fun::fun::fun::fun::fun::fun:
D 0 0 M E D

 No.169569

File: 1764085910345.webm (3.19 MB, 540x540, snacc.webm)


 No.169570

File: 1764086434899.png (108.63 KB, 313x321, ClipboardImage.png)

New career as Kawasaki's cock-sock incoming



[Return][Go to top] Catalog [Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ hsg / tso / hot ] [ ysg ] [ vvox / overboard ] [ 🏠 / paq / guide / 🔎 ] [ 🌹 / chlog ] [ / :33 ] [ 🔵bluebuddies / 🟢marzichan / ⚪rottingangels / ⚫FukuokaBBS / 🟡Tohno-chan ]