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Lazy phonepost edition
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 No.160925

>>160924
Rose? Rose Lalonde?

 No.160926

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 No.160927

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 No.160928

>>160927
don't trust people whose last name is Shooter…
:notes:

 No.160929

>>160927
>>160928
Nomen est omen:nod:

 No.160930

>>160917
Rose? Rose Lalonde?

 No.160931

>>160916
Fujoshi = Gawf = Scene = Hex Maniac = Voodoo
Everything is everything else

 No.160932

>>160929
But a Rose by any other name would still be witty and sarcastic.

 No.160933

>>160932
Toes Lalonde would have a delicious set of insecurities, though
:nano:

 No.160934

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:feast:

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 No.160936

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 No.160937

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I love post-scratch Ms. Lalonde

 No.160938

Grok AI avatar girl x Roxy

Groxy

 No.160939

>>160938
Roxy Strider autoresponder.

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 No.160941

Hasan Strider auto BARKBEAST electrocuter

 No.160942

>>160941
Post-canon GREEN needed one of those

 No.160943

>>160935
In fact it has always seemed kind of obvvious to me that wwomen’s mystique is mostly a front and a more obvvious trick where someone can just use social attrition wwarfare to carve out a niche of being “irrational” that is its own excuse for some kind of hidden depth.

 No.160944

>>160943
I should check out more of that guy's longform
I tried watching
https://www.youtube.com/@HyperboreanKnowledge
but tuned out quickly after the first Evola namedrop
:rut:

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 No.160947

Sovl…

 No.160948

>>160947
TRIIIIIIIIIIIICKSTER

 No.160949

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>>160944
:pikkard:
I'll try this later and see if I find it funny rather than tedious, but surely these should be 10 minute videos

 No.160950

>>>/plaza/6215
If you compare Luc*s Pope to Fobby the latter actually comes off looking good due to not making a "game" for the "Pl*ymate" "console" which sounds like a name a TV show would give to a pederast ring but is actually also a toy marketed at 30-40 year olds. P*pe only moved to Japan to race mix not to actually transcend the rancid Westoid indie culture and his disgusting slantchink "spouse" is Westernized. Papers Please is a bad and unfun memegame, Obra Dinn is pretty great though. I guess they are somewhat comparable since he's better at making music than anything else

 No.160951

>>160949
He sadly comes from a space where it isn't novel enough to be interesting or weird enough to be funny

 No.160952

>>160833
should i check youtube, to see if i get a notification that answers this

 No.160953

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 No.160954

>>160950
>moved to Japan to race mix not to actually transcend
:eto:
Well far be it from me, but…

I wasn't aware he'd made anything after Obra Dinn, much less some bullshit for the tweellennial gameboy with a hand crank. Kind of respect for how niche it is, though I'll definitely never play it

 No.160955

>>160953
Sick emeower?
:wellnesscheck:

 No.160956

:forme:

 No.160957

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 No.160958

>>160957
what did they think would happen?
:sip:

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 No.160961

>>160959
The cannabis demon (sloth)
The corn demon (gluttony)
The canola demon (RAPE)

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 No.160965

>>160907
>>160908
Is this OC? I dig it

 No.160966

>>160965
On /hsg/? :bakane:
It's Hu¢¢ie art from dicsord, based on 寵姫5号's designs

 No.160967

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>>160966
>It's Hu¢¢ie art from dicsord, based on 寵姫5号's designs

 No.160968

>>160954
>Kind of respect for how niche it is, though I'll definitely never play it
I could understand if it was some random kickstarter project but it was very forced and networked and marketed

 No.160969

>>160966
grimdark I seriously assumed it was an AU fanventure

 No.160970

Anyone know how many fangirls Hu¢¢ie has actually poached (until they aged out)
I think Vristok is the fourth or fifth, but

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 No.160972

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:hehe:

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 No.160974

>>160972
Lol. I was overconscious of "learn another classical painting", so I held my tongue

 No.160975

>>160971
>>160972
As much as I don't like radiation, Kodaka is still worse

 No.160976

>>160973
Today's pennyarcade post looks different

 No.160977

"manequineide? eye suer am glad two see u, were dyeing heare" - zute

 No.160978

>>160975
He makes games with Takada BGM THO

 No.160979

>Enter thread
>Somebody immediately dies
:letmein:

 No.160980

>>160978
Yes, he steals Takada away from better games. He is the true Judas.

 No.160981

>>160890
Finally, a game for the #adulting generation! :nipah:

 No.160982

>>160896
Pigtail reps with blue eyes THOUGH. :moron:

 No.160983

>>160897
This is just pathetic.
>>160899
Reminds me of those stupid longform things Penny Arcade did.

 No.160984

>>160900
>My Melody sees all of the Confederate States of America memorabilia Kuromi has
:stone:

 No.160985

>>160903
Unironically looks like a Breadtube troid, lmao. :picker:

 No.160986

>>160983
Do you know what game it's from?

 No.160987

>>160907
Why isn't Aradia just generic emo girl with Sanrio (ironically something that looped around into being topical again) highlights?

Let's ignore how stupid "fujoshis" existing in troll society would be, it'd still obviously be Nepeta.
>>160908
>Lamplady is a Nightingale reference
"Thank you for that."
>Vriska as anything but some form of cunt
>A MEDICINAL healer instead of an evil therapy jock
:0k:

>Equius instead of Terezi for some reason


>WORDS WORDS WORDS


Fef just looks like she's in ABDL get-up. I'd unironically respect it more if it went that way. At least that's a direction instead of taking a paragraph to explain naming conventions. :spittake:
>>160909
>>160910
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>>160969
I hope whoever made these burns in Hell before they die. :want:


>>160931
Goth elitist Rose is currently seething.

 No.160988

>>160914
Is he meant to be a Jew? It seems like it because he says "gentile." Is she meant to be a Jew? I'm assuming so because of how he's drawing her nose. How do you steal a joke and make it both ambiguous and non-functional? :think:

 No.160989

>>160987
I'd assumed Equius was supposed to be a dark-romance billionaire BDSM heartthrob
:fssh:

 No.160990

>>160913
>Filming picking up the trash
:33 < purrformaaaaaaaaaaaatiiiiiiiiiiive!!! :slap:

She definitely won't be spared from the gaijin gaschambers after that act when the new female prime minister raises the age for infanticide-protected-under-postpartum-depression to 32yo. Well, the nose doesn't help.

 No.160991

>>160989
>I'd assumed Equius was supposed to be a dark-romance billionaire BDSM heartthrob
And yet, it failed at being that because they're creatively bankrupt. :mgmg:

Keep your pulse to actually making the Internet parodies instead of just doing mindless self-indulgence. This fandom is such hot garbage, hot shit. :rupture:

 No.160992

>>160918
>Nanc4 actually making a great surrealist joke
:scope:

 No.160993

>>160933
She was literally a demon trapped in Kirby 3.

Though woobifying "our" own parody creepypasta is tantalizingly meta. :yum:

 No.160994

>>160935
The redpill: Legally Blonde. :ssh:

 No.160995

>>160937
That makes exactly one of us.

 No.160996

>>160943
>where

 No.160997

>>160947
>AI boba avatar
2032?

 No.160998

>>160950
>he's better at making music than anything else
"And even then they're spreading it too thin." :hallmonitor:

 No.160999

>>160957
Literally a Final Destination death parody waiting to happen. I resent the world for the punchline not involving someone in a kayak or whatever getting chopped the SMURF up after it breaks the powerline. :weh:

 No.161000

>>160961
>The corn demon (gluttony)
WHAT THE SMURF DO WE HAVE TO KEEP TELLING YOU ABOUT CORN, OLD MAN? :rhorror:

 No.161001

>>160998
Wish I knew more about music, Fobby's tracks seem a bit like his games in being REFERENCE and CALLBACK packed

 No.161002

>>160963
>>160964
Normally, I dunk on Misatodregs more than Asukadregs but here we clearly see the hierarchy of the welkgeist:

Reigods
Misatonormies
Marijokes
Asukasubhumans

TAD

 No.161003

>>161001
>Fobby's tracks seem a bit like his games in being REFERENCE and CALLBACK packed
I'm more just referring to general quantity over quality.

 No.161004

>>160614
>>160971
>>160972
>Four incredibly accomplished creators
>Three one hit wonders
>One swirly haired white monkey
>>160975
"Prove it." :hithere:

 No.161005

>>160973
Oh, please.
>>160986
I'm assuming this is just dungeon daddying your kid's 5e seshes which is a form of millennial Hell I hadn't forseen until this very moment and now I wish to forget it.

 No.161006

I keep getting jumpscared by auto-dubbed fakeweird fakenerd slop and a soundless Halloween Reese's Pieces ad. :auu:

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 No.161008

>>161004
He is 10x worse about being vapid references. His writing is horrible and stilted fanservice. His best idea for "gameplay" is "click the word as it flies around the screen". That one designer he is yearning with sucks ass and the cardboard cut out characters stuck in reference poses are worse than all but the most eggregious indie pixel nonsense.

 No.161009

>>161008
But he's not a furry and has girls with pigtails. :mii:

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 No.161012

>>161009
is it worth sitting through like 10 hours of people repeating basic facts and getting stuck in circular logic and going "oh no a murder! murder is bad and it makes me sad! i am sad that it is bad!" every time a murder happens.

 No.161013

>>161009
The :deflower: deer is pigtailed I thought

 No.161014

>>161012
Imagine how hard Hundred Line hits if you never played a VN before
:justified:

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>>160833
someone pointed out that it was probably a mistake

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 No.161018

>>161012
When you don't give a SMURF about anything, the character designs are what you rip, yes. This is the secret, solitary commandment of fandom.
>>161013
No, your eyes deceive you in the way pixels do. Granted, Muffet does have pigtails and I would SMURF a spider but this is an exception to my contempt for Tundra Eel designs and anthros. LE DESPAIR games have 2+ designs that I like and would hold hands with.
>>161014
YOUR DECISIONS ACTUALLY HAVE CHOICES? LIKE, FOR REAL? EVEN MORE THAN A TELLTALE GAME? :thewall:

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the animu skipped this
:gee:

 No.161020

>>161017
This SMURFER keeps jumping the gun too early. :penance:

 No.161022

>>161019
Because can't relate
:hitormiss:

 No.161023

>>161020
There were 7 posts left:ez:
I'll let you have the next one.

 No.161024

>Someone dies again because I had to update my browser

 No.161026

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>universum
:ugh:

 No.161027

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