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 No.120415

good night to die
:zzz:

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 No.120417

>>120416
tge future is now

 No.120418

>>120416
SHINICHI
DR. EGGMAN PUT ME THROUGH THE ROBOTICISER SHINICHI
WE HAVE TO
GACCCKKKK

 No.120419>>120420>>120422

*opens up my hsg lootbox*

 No.120420

>>120419
:mewke:
It was a trap!

 No.120421

>>120411
But it all shit
Where's the only good NTR possible ever?

 No.120422

>>120419
It was full of DERSITES, now your house is a lootbox and you're the one getting looted

 No.120423

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artartartARTARTARTARTART,
hot!

 No.120424>>120429

If Megidochan was a smol island and /hsg/ its only one big town, who'd be who?
MeX for sure is a town head, town de-jure president, de-facto monarch
RoW so to say a town neck, a vice pres.
Me, probably a local boat cap, who sometimes lead the ship far away, and sometimes getting back.
Town rapist autist .pdf-ile is :watcher:
MoM is police chief noticed for abuse of authority
Who'd be who else?
:whatnow:

 No.120425>>120465

>>120411
How come there's not a lot of ntr but reverse genders? Is that a thing?

 No.120426

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>>120399
*makes xcited happy bby noises @ the glory of the risen lod*

 No.120427>>120428

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4chan jannoids be like
>total jannie death even doe im a weak pisscel
Captain Gem be like:
YOUR SERVER IS UNLOCKED

 No.120428

>>120427
and now im here on megidochan

 No.120429>>120430

>>120424
i would be the high priestess while MEX is my eunuch counselor

 No.120430>>120431

>>120429
>i would be the high priestess while MEX is my eunuch counselor
You could be high without even being priestess:fun:

 No.120431>>120433

>>120430
>high without being priestess
yeah join the club

 No.120432

4chan: :mewke:
Jannies after losing their power: :orz:
Hiro after losing his pass gravy train: :dismal:
DIAPape impotently seething at the hacker: :argh:
/qa/: :smug:
Anons finally seeing the jannoids get what's coming to them: :gowhiteboygo: :swwag: :1996: :triumph: :grab2: :dosh: :breakitdownwhitegirl: :up: :h3h3: :8lush: :hehehe: :yay: :kyaha: :hj: :bravo: :youfail: :platonicideal: :jcs: :approve: :yay!: :chortle: :allsmiles: :giddy: :hitl0r: :excite: :wai:

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>>120431
Lol, no.
glub weed and drugs, all my homies do КУЛИЧИ
Today even wine is absolutely fine

 No.120434>>120435>>120447

i have never done drugs before, not even weed ぶっちゃけ :hithere:

 No.120435>>120437

>>120433
>>120434
well all i can say to both of you is that it feels very good, i made edibles (brownies) and they totally glubed me up and everything is hilarious

 No.120436

Christ is risen, 4rareman is not. Praise the LORD and glub jannies

 No.120437>>120439

>>120435
sounds fun
i want brownies now, normal ones r fine

 No.120438

hail jannies!

 No.120439>>120440

>>120437
welp, they're pretty easy to make. I grabbed the one on special which was a "betty croker kids brownie with colorful buttons" and pretty much all i did was add an egg and butter to it

 No.120440>>120441

>>120439
Explaining to him what weed feels like is impossible. People who haven’t done drugs think it’s like feeling wacky or like an afterglow or something, but your first time doing drugs is more like seeing in three dimensions for the first time after seeing in two your whole life.

 No.120441>>120442

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>>120440
Just tell him it alters your perception
makes you notice certain things, while not noticing others

also it greatly alters your perception of time so and your buddy end up sitting for an hour instead of going to the thing you're supposed to go to

 No.120442

>>120441
The first time I was high, I wanted to go outside, then we sat for a bit because he wanted to wait, and the next time I brought it up about 15 minutes later, he said it had been an hour. I think the time distortion has more to do with whoever created the time system we use than the mechanics of the universe.

 No.120443>>120444

:ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh:

 No.120444>>120462

@MEX, RoW drunk and floods a thread >>120443

 No.120445>>120446

The Lazer Collection 3 is brought to you in part by:

:piss8a8y:

 No.120446>>120448

>>120445
DR OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAAGH

 No.120447

>>120434
Same but I get very paranoid idk if I want to

 No.120448>>120449

>>120446
Hey, Phil?

I brought you some…

*gasp*

Jelly beans!

 No.120449>>120450

>>120448
Alright cool…

 No.120450

>>120449
I don’t care what anyone thinks, the first 3 Lazer Collections especially are funny as glub. It’s really interesting to see what happens when a cartoon with only 1 punchline has to keep trying to be funny for an entire series.

 No.120451>>120453

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Call me testicles but I think the culler is still here.

 No.120452>>120458

I thought the text format would include the quirk

 No.120453

>>120451
hi testicles im dad

 No.120454>>120455>>120457

gfs? i want those
drumpfs? i down those
sharts? i suffer those

all for you

 No.120455>>120456

>>120454
Whore u talkin bout?
:wank:

 No.120456>>120459

>>120455
don't call him a whore…

 No.120457

>>120454
wwhore
:swwag:

 No.120458

>>120452
CSS magic (text-transform) can only do so much.

 No.120459>>120460>>120461

>>120456
Alright
Who's this [ag]8ITCH talking to????????[/ag]:8lush:

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 No.120461>>120462

>>120459
@MEX, double wrapping brokes the site :sock:

 No.120462

>>120444
I think he's sober, and "I get it"

>>120461
It's always gonna, but I can do 8itch the alternate way

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 No.120464

>tie-dying instead of egg dying
:toohot::bald:

 No.120465

>>120425
"Working on it"

 No.120466>>120467>>120468>>120479

total egg death

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 No.120468>>120471

>>120466
what's wrong with eggs? cuz of the prices?

 No.120469

I should make eggs for breakfast…

 No.120470

oh egg like the term for repressed TRICKSTER?

 No.120471>>120472>>120473

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>>120468
egghead. eggman. 399 minutes in the egg chamber.

you do the math.

 No.120472>>120481

>>120471
what the glub is the egg chamber

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>>120471
thee egg chamber?

 No.120474>>120476>>120478

>>120413
>>120414
Tentacles can't into NTR.
If a heroine gets molested by tentacles, I'm not going "Nooooo, how could you! With him!!", it's simply an event.
"Oh! Femcee's getting attacked by a monster, save her!".
It can cross into corruption, sure, if she gets captured, trained and twisted irreversibly by pleasure or body modification… But there's no specific "anxiety" attack angle with tentacles, they're too far removed from humanity.
A flailing dildo‑noodle hydra can’t be socially superior to (You) in any way that stings the ego, it’s an impersonal force of nature/instinct. No "My junk could be bigger…", "I should be bolder…", "Wallet too empty…", etc.
NTR NEEDS that 「ちくしょう!!」 feeling, and a time tested route to that is establishing a rival who can be envied. At least in some way. That's one of the things that makes it parse a little :gay: lol

An illithid type humanoid could elevate things to NTR, they're intelligent enough to have some swagger.

 No.120475

>>120473
this is just depressing

 No.120476>>120480

>>120474
hm. so does ntr have to be human raremaning another human?

 No.120477

>>120473
Do it now to spare your wife the heartbreak. Be an unsung hero, decrementing suffering behind the scenes!
:tehepero:

 No.120478

>>120474
yeah i wouldnt count tentacles as being cheating

 No.120479>>120482

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>>120466
Kitto…

 No.120480>>120483

>>120476
Hmmm, since you asked me, I'd say not really. The key isn’t species, but social stakes.
NTR runs on relationships themselves, not just holes being filled (that'd be your usual cvckoldry kink). You need a clear social structure that gets flipped, It can apply to monsters:
• Onnakishi marries an orc warlord ==> she steps into “orc wife” status, boots MC‑kun, honor, order out of her life.
• Elf princess abdicates to be a minotaur queen ==> new kingdom, new loyalties, old lover = obsolete.

So as long as the NTR-target chooses (functionally, gets glubed into eventually embracing) a new role that explicitly disinherits her original dreams, the envy/betrayal juice starts flowing.
:spirit:

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 No.120482

>>120479
Things you crack
Did they know :sweats:

 No.120483

>>120480
i see, thanks

 No.120484>>120486

ntr is an inherently gay fetish

that's why it's so popular in japan: repressed homosexuality finding an outlet.

acceptance of gaymosexualism will eventually solve the raremanold crisis

 No.120485

>>120473
Poor thing.

 No.120486

>>120484
"Time to write 10,000 lines of effusive first-person prose on how thick cock is so amazing that I'd throw my entire life away for one more taste."
>Signed, 44 year old kayaributa
:idlehand:

 No.120487>>120489>>120497

Isn't NTR just raremanolding with extra steps?

 No.120488>>120494

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 No.120489>>120491

>>120487
For the hardliners, they're aren't even any "extra steps", lol… It depends on MC-kun's reaction, though. Does he stay unaware? Violently lash out? Sever things coldly? Start wanking to his own humiliation?
My knee-jerk is that all porn is voyeuristic to begin with, but I'll think about this when I'm shrooming later.

 No.120490

>>120481
Chicken caviar
Rich life
Luxury
:dosh::dosh::dosh:

 No.120491

>>120489
Never tried shrooms. Had a bad experience with edibles first time I took em, think they were laced.

 No.120492

>>120276
>>120278
The bigger question, mymelo as GREEN for the temperament, or Roxy for the color scheme?

 No.120493

hello god can i get one homestuck game where u play as condy's army and subjugate planets :downs:

 No.120494>>120500

>>120488
y u post peugeot? :innocent:

 No.120495

What if… MEX and RoW after a hard day, before going back their homes to continue a productive shitposting and bugfixing here, would visit a local cafe or restaurant to have a… Siesta? …A bowl of soup, medium beefstake with vegetables grill, a glass or red wine, a photoset of two neighbourfriends being neighbourfriends just chilling and thinking about universe and Megidochan.
Nice idea, huh? HUH? 'HUH???!!!

It's a demand

 No.120496>>120499>>120500

hello god can i get one homestuck game :awesome:

 No.120497

>>120487
?
It's fewer steps. It's just "someone glubed your gf/wife/whatever"

 No.120498>>120502

homosuck is shit

 No.120499

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 No.120501

>>120500
>karkuckslop
Pass. :smuggo:

 No.120502>>120503>>120504>>120506

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>>120498
Shut the glub up, Howard
At least Hu¢¢ie doesn't trying to sell Homestuck again and again

 No.120503

>>120500
hmm true. it is a cute car.
>>120502
i would play homestuck games made by todd ぶっちゃけ

 No.120504

>>120502
oblivion remastered will gross over $16 trillion

and, as for hivebent?

lol

 No.120505>>120507

or wait i think hiveswap was the game

 No.120506

>>120502
>oblivion remastered will gross over $16 trillion
Ugandian dollars?

 No.120507

>>120505
hiveswap part 3 never ever
also 2 was mid… i wish they hadn't cut out the outdoors village part or whatever. the train wasn't even that good reeee

 No.120508>>120513

Thoughts on the new John and Vriska plushies from makeship?:88::pathetic:

 No.120509>>120513

hey guise!! :DDD whens hiveswap coming out ??? :awesome: :awesome: :awesome:

 No.120510>>120518

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Finally getting warm out for real

 No.120511

i'll give Hu¢¢ie this:
joey was the only good thing to come out of homestuck since the gigapause. she deserved better.

 No.120513

>>120508
I'm not buying them because I'm POOR and I don't have anywhere to put them. Vriska and John can stay in my heart and dreams.
>>120509
AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
:piss8a8y:

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 No.120518

>>120510
It's over, chilldregs…



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