▶ No.20376
>>20375No! And we'll sue you if you try!!
▶ No.20382
>>20381'allo, dis is nigeri
▶ No.20384>>20385
>>20383That's how they super mushrooms
▶ No.20387
>>20385This is how tourists and students feed the friendly Super Marios of Nara, Japan
▶ No.20390>>20391
>>20389baby wapeach: the switch 2 seller
▶ No.20391>>20392
>>20390her name is preach
▶ No.20392
>>20391Someone tell them it should be beach
▶ No.20395>>20397
genuinely what is happening anymore
▶ No.20396>>20398
>>20394Did he forget an S?
▶ No.20398>>20399>>20400>>20440
>>20396I'm sure "sculpture" is gramatically correct even when plural
▶ No.20404
>>20403Oldest trick in the book
▶ No.20406
>>20405*I've just find out
▶ No.20408
>>20402bls respong since there's a lighter blonde as well
▶ No.20410
It totally slipped my mind, but megidochan.de was actually launched on the tenth anniversary of St. Elliot's 8eta uprising. That's some cosmic shit.
▶ No.20413>>20418
>>20402Yes, that was the one I meant.
▶ No.20416
>>20412It's not secret he has homofurry sympathies
▶ No.20417
>>20415Not a terrible visual gag, waste of a setup
▶ No.20418
>>20413Excellent, I can finally update the Rose log…
▶ No.20422
>>20421Tell him not drawing sclera isn't a good style
▶ No.20424>>20425
File (hide): 1726943218956.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.25 MB, 1216x832, princess zelda horsing ar….webm) [play once] [loop]
I saw this so now you have to see it too
▶ No.20426
>>27195
Bird in a cage but funny for wwomen.
▶ No.20432>>20433
>>20428-chan's hair is a bit washed out but seems fine
▶ No.20433>>20435
>>20432I watched some of the leak and there was no nipple
fixable through AI or h*man editors I suppose
▶ No.20435
>>20433I can see the articles now… Is it "AI bro" to free the nipple, or feminist?
▶ No.20437
>>20434No post spooky ghost.
▶ No.20439
>>20430>still ignores megidochanNo, he just wants to do it
▶ No.20440
>>20394What about…
Whatever…
>>20398What did he mean by this?
("sculp-ture" still looks like shit. Unless it was some schizo attempt at a pun.)
▶ No.20441
>Take the sleeping pill that gives me nightmares
>Cat can not or will not wake me up
>I get terrible nightmares
MoM: 2(?) Cat: 2
▶ No.20442>>20443
>Have to now fill the water bottles like I'm a nun at a well
See you in like 20 fucking minutes.
▶ No.20443>>20446
>>20442Moved to Afric- DERSE?
▶ No.20445>>20447
>>27257
What did he mean by this?
▶ No.20446
>>20443No, just a NEET with hard water.
▶ No.20449>>20458
>>20378The Rose/Terezi combo.
▶ No.20450>>20582
>>20380Do
wwomen like books or do they like "books" or do they "like books" or do they "like 'books'"
▶ No.20451
>>20393No baby looks like or says this.
▶ No.20452>>20454
>>20447That's Ninja Batman's philosophy? I suppose "Bruce Wayne" is like an autist masking in public
▶ No.20454>>20455
>>20452God, I hate Batman so much.
▶ No.20455>>20457
>>20454Eeeeh? I was actually going to suggest "The Phantom" for your ritual comic strip, it's still daily and not drawn in Hackfraud style like Flash Gordon yet
▶ No.20456
Time to also wwalk 3.4 miles for milk.
▶ No.20458
>>20449megidochan can recruit them
▶ No.20464>>20465
>>20459>She's not also blackFake.
▶ No.20465
>>20464It's an ad, gotta be aspirational
▶ No.20466>>20468
>>20461>Reading this reinforces the need for a Muse in your head>Reading this lore reinforces the worldview of this loser to me???
▶ No.20467
>>20460>Transboy on girl underage Twitter relationshipsName a more kind of Hell duo that isn't outright illegal.
▶ No.20468>>20469
>>20466But his Muse was some random woman on the subway (and he himself admits to not even aiming very high)
The Muse in your head never leaves
▶ No.20469
>>20468>But his Muse was some random woman on the subway (and he himself admits to not even aiming very high)Yes, he's a loser and he was working on garbage poorly.
▶ No.20470
>Slept for almost 12 hours
>Eyes hurt
Kill me.
▶ No.20472
>>20471Essence denied, succubae
▶ No.20473
epic fail
▶ No.20474>>20475
>>20471>Piercings Yikes, epic fail.
▶ No.20475
>>20474Maybe he'll take what he can get
▶ No.20477>>20478
>>20476GENSHIN apple pie?
VGH. The past is a different country…
▶ No.20478>>20485
>>20477What did Chuddy mean by this?
▶ No.20480>>20481
>>20479Yeah, you gonna' cry about it?
▶ No.20481>>20483
>>20480the same way a parent would after seeing their child become a drug addict, yeah
▶ No.20483>>20484
>>20481So histrionic. It's just a fucking videogame.
▶ No.20484>>20488
>>20483It's the combination of the game being trash and being gacha and mcdonalds
▶ No.20485>>20488
>>20478Do you still have the TRADITION bag? I kinda want one…
▶ No.20486>>20487>>20488
By 2032, happy meals will be relaunched as Gacha meals to ease the stigma of adults buying them
▶ No.20487>>20490
>>20486McDonald's becomes 50x more lucrative in Japan due to their gambling addiction
▶ No.20488
>>20484>It's the combination of the game being trashCope.
You're not my real dad.
>>20485No, sorry, babe.
>>20486You know that one video, right?
▶ No.20489
>Didn't opt in before ordering the things
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH. WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS, WHY CAN'T I JUST DO THINGS IN-GAME LIKE THE OLD DAYS
▶ No.20490>>20491
>>20487I'm thinking worldwide.
Unless America would prefer "Barstool Meals"
▶ No.20491
>>20490>Unless America would prefer "Barstool Meals"Made me think of the one gay joke.
▶ No.20493>>20494
>>20492GREEN where are your glasses?
▶ No.20494
>>20493She got corrective surgery.
▶ No.20495>>20496
Does anybody remember that dream I had about the South Park boys playing a Homestuck MOBA?
▶ No.20496>>20497
>>20495Only vaguely. Since HSG can be searched now, perhaps a #yummyniggy tag for dreamposts
▶ No.20497>>20498
>>20496>Only vaguely.Find it~
▶ No.20498>>20503
>>20497>Find it~Eh? W-Why is it my responsibility all of a sudden?
Sadly, if it was among the 10k posts from July 26th to August 23rd, it might actually be [LOST]
▶ No.20500>>20502
>>20499Erm, chud, TW is out, CW is in. Now I KNOW this is a bad faith post.
▶ No.20501
>>20499They all have 32yo hairlines so it's fine
▶ No.20503
>>20498>Eh? W-Why is it my responsibility all of a sudden?I said so.
>it might actually be [LOST]Hate MEX.
▶ No.20506>>20507>>20509
Here is the story, gather around, Megidochanners:
I had a truly terrifying nightmare that Craig from South Park was canonically made into a Homestuck. If you think this is too outlandish to happen in CURRENT YEAR, keep in mind that Matt and Trey now have kids and, as said before, Gen Z is miraculously somehow the last bastion of Homestuck fandom. Matt and Trey clumsily trying to tackle niche subcultural topics in generation Z will probably be more and more common as they lean harder into "dad" territory and run out of things to do the semi-ironic backtracking of provocative shit for and also because politics now are simultaneously both too boring and beyond parody (at least in the classic South Park style of "HERP A DERP IM SILLY- AND EXTREME")
I'm all for it, honestly. Would probably feel like the Golden Age of South Park. Plot unfortunately hinges around of course, a Not!MOBA, think Battlerite, that's running for a limited amount of time because WP can't be bothered to keep the servers up (again, do not tell me the reason why we haven't gotten a mobile Homestuck cardgame or autogame gacha is because it goes against their ethics or political beliefs. What Pumpkin has zero fucking scruples. and Clyde asks everyone to do a MAP over the gameplay commentary(no, not that kind. Stan does generic shit, Kyle does amateur South Park cut-outs, Kenny does sketch-y ninja shit, and Cartman puts in zero effort and just puts eyes and mouths over puppets. There's a Bro remark about this and Cartman is understandably baffled.) So again, going hard into the zoomer pandering. It's not like anyone else watches South Park these days. Well, them and gay shippers (not mutually exclusive.)
Half of the episode is also dedicated to how inept What Pumpkin is (Some line where Kyle goes "Why the fuck are all the characters talking about the new projects instead of talking to each other?") as a company with superficial jokes about Homestuck (such as parody user and troll names) because I feel like if Matt and Trey read Homestuck, at this point, they would either unironically like it ("my kids like it and some of it was funny i guess i just dont get it" like the Pewdiepie thing) or hate it so much that they'd dedicate an entire season to making fun of it (because serialization brainworm.)
▶ No.20507>>20509
>>20506Something something Craig makes a reference to Make Love, Not Warcraft when asked why he didn't invite Tweek to play with him ("You guys remember how much he freaked out when we all played Warcraft together? He's not good with videogames." "No." "Come on, that was like… months ago. Or something") and Craig wins his Prospit and Derse split hoodie (the fact that shit doesn't exist proves that What Pumpkin doesn't even know how to pander right) and says "If I could die twice and it not matter, that would make me soooooo happy." Boom. There's you real Chat.GPT South Park episode. Directly from my sleeping and half-asleep brain. Sponsored by: Inderal.
▶ No.20508
>>20505Only if Hu$$ler directs an epi!
▶ No.20509>>20510
>>20506>>20507Forgot your tag
#yummyniggy
▶ No.20510
>>20509Make it Yume Nikke George Floyd and then make it a flag.
▶ No.20512>>20513
>>20511What joint even is this
▶ No.20513>>20516
>>20512White Castle, see the pun?
▶ No.20516>>20519
>>20513No, my head hurts.
▶ No.20517
>>20514Thought this was Robot Chicken for a split second.
▶ No.20519>>20521
>>20516White Castle, Night Castle
I don't have the first clue how that relates to Borderlans as a franchise, but ..
▶ No.20520>>20522>>20523
>>20515Kittengang has lost the emowlye endorsement…
▶ No.20521
>>20519In Randy Pitchford's world, there is only darkness..
▶ No.20522>>20526
>>20520"Join my gang or else"
"You would be wise to join my gang"
▶ No.20523>>20525
>>20520they probably watched Korone for one second and turned to the dog side
▶ No.20526>>20527
>>20522This with megido and flimsy
▶ No.20527>>20528
>>20526Let's see if Flimsybot is still linkable:
https://character.ai/chat/Tb98Vd4qE97sACPcz7on34clbC8LW5gOpU_RwscF8ggIf she is, try to put her in a chat with Megidochan.
▶ No.20530
>>20528>>20529OoC, Megidochan would never let flimsychan talk about Homestuck.
▶ No.20531>>20532
Apartment 7A is just Jewish mom horror.
▶ No.20532>>20533
>>20531The horror of Jewish matriarchs, or for their consumption?
▶ No.20534
He's a smart boy, why won't he go to Havahd?
▶ No.20536>>20537>>20538
>>20535There isn't so much earthbound in Homestuck truthfully (maybe that would've humanized it a little)
▶ No.20537>>20541
>>20536>There isn't so much earthbound in Homestuck truthfully (maybe that would've humanized it a little)Because he never fucking played it.
▶ No.20538>>20540
>>20536There is a LOT of the Sims though. If you've played The Sims 3 you know how many references there are, and some of them are less references as straight up ripoffs.
Even Karkat's face was lifted from the "grumpy" moodlet icon. ▶ No.20540>>20543
>>20538>If you've played The Sims 3 you know how many references there arRedpill me.
>>20539FLAG YOUR POSTS.
▶ No.20541>>20542
>>20537HS2 needs a full cast smiles & tears scroll. Is James Roach a millenial?
▶ No.20542>>20547
>>20541>full cast smiles & tears scrollHuh…?
>Is James Roach a millenial?Yes.
▶ No.20543
>>20540Okay, just off the top of my head, there's a plain white cube item that's used as a recolorable prop (that appears in some places such as the attic in Goth Mansion in Sunset Valley disguised as a box or something) whose description is almost identical to the Perfectly Generic Object
also one of the default sims in the basegame character creator looks just like Rose Lalonde
▶ No.20545
>>20544The EPIC SHOOTOUT in Psycholenials were more embarrassing than any sub/
LOVER OF FAT WOMEN content
▶ No.20546
>>20544Is that even possible? To be
LOVER OF FAT WOMENed that hard?
>fuckdave34.pngAlways a good sign of mental illness.
▶ No.20547
>>20542>Huh…?Ykno, the cast credits to earthbound where it shows every npc, photo and the lists (you) at the end?
▶ No.20548>>20550
https://flimsychan.help/co/1581438 flimsychan status: hanging on by a thread.
▶ No.20549>>20552
Now I'm ideasguying how I would personally end Homestuck. I think it should take the form of an Earthbound hack set immediately after Game Over
▶ No.20552>>20555
>>20549> I think it should take the form of an Earthbound hack set immediately after Game OverHoly shit, kill yourself.
▶ No.20553>>20556
>>20539Do you remember how to make the
GREEN sun effect?
▶ No.20554
>>20551Not loving this Minecraft movie CGI
▶ No.20555>>20559
>>20552What's wrong, fren?
▶ No.20556>>20557>>20560
>>20553I didn't make that image.
▶ No.20560
>>20556>>20557Why would you assume he did? We all know he's a talentless fuckwad.
▶ No.20561>>20562
>>20551I just got a weird fucking ad of a real woman lipsynching to an AI voice talking about a "15 second Harvard trick" that sounded like it had been worded to not trip the generator's lewd content filter
like it always referred to the dick as "buddy" even when it sounded weird
▶ No.20562>>20563
>>20561Record it next time.
▶ No.20563>>20566
>>20562Just go on youtube and listen to protomen soundtracks, you'll probably run into it eventually
▶ No.20564>>20565>>20567
>>20559That's what he originally wrote, so it's what I would stick with out of respect. A fixer upper kinda story with John, Roxy and… Terezi wasn't it?
Ideally "Game Over" would've been time for MSPAreader to get pissed and finally "Play Homestuck" for the first time. imo
▶ No.20565
>>20564>That's what he originally wrote, so it's what I would stick with out of respect.*Contemptuous Sting voice from the 80s version of Dune* Respect?!?
▶ No.20567>>20571
>>20564>That's what he originally wrote, so it's what I would stick with out of respect.Retarded. Why respect anything about Hu$$ler? This story shouldn't even had Hivebent if Hu$$ler knew what was good for him.
▶ No.20569
>>20568Ross? Rosse Lalonde?
▶ No.20570>>20573>>20599
I'd be okay with hivebent if it was just a gaiden thing and the only actually long-term-relevant thing about it was "this is where the intermission took place and how our universe got made" and the trolls stopped mattering the second their session ended
▶ No.20573>>20599
>>20570Yeah just have Jack Noir kill 'em all for and evil feat + whoa even the game clear ALien bad asses couldn't stop him…
▶ No.20574>>20576
>>20571Drosera waifu when
▶ No.20575
even them going fucking insane on the meteor and stuff wouldn't have been bad if it wasn't drawn out like fucking crazy and full of so much bullshit
▶ No.20576
>>20574Drosera? Drosera Lalonde?
▶ No.20577
y0u w0uld be wise t0 j0in my gang
▶ No.20578>>20579
you wwould be wwise to join my gang
▶ No.20579
>>20578That one should go
you neww guy
join my gang or else ▶ No.20581
>>20580>21Damn that vid must be like 5 years old already too
▶ No.20582
>>20450"Like books"
So this podcasts sounds like netflix bingers who perhaps work in a school library
▶ No.20584>>20597>>20600
die 8ITCH
▶ No.20585>>20600
kwab
▶ No.20589
nancykitten
▶ No.20590>>20600
>>20586>>20587Scrolling down gocomics, there's so much horrible shit… but not Family Circus, I suppose HSG is spared that.
Maybe Doonsebury to balance out Sinfest?
▶ No.20592>>20593
Whatever Salvia-tinged wet dreams Pibgorn is?
I remember the Something Awful funnies thread really hated this one, but the lazy dersite doesn't update daily
▶ No.20596>>20605>>20629
I remember reading this one a lot as a kid for some reason.
https://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2024/09/22▶ No.20599
>>20570>>20573Even that would have been shonen-tier writing and that was always my best case scenario for Hivebent. Just don't include it. Period.
▶ No.20601
>>20587What was she expecting? Dumb
8ITCH.
▶ No.20602>>20606>>20624>>20648
>>20591Doonesbury is the boomer comic to end all boomer comics.
>>20595NO YOU CAN'T JUST BE HORNY, NOOOOOOOOOOO.
▶ No.20603>>20604>>20607
>Wake up at 6
>Don't know if it's 6 in the morning or at night because of the weather
>Cat meows but gives up because I stay still
>Take another pill
>Can't go back to bed
>Head and eyes still hurts
>Had some nightmares, a lot of false wake-ups and screams for mommy but some cool stuff too, I guess
>Feel like shit
Mom: 4(?) Cat: 3
▶ No.20604
>>20603*MoM
I am no one's mother.
▶ No.20605>>20609
>>20596That one was pretty well liked for being a "closeups of talking" strip
▶ No.20606>>20608
>>20602>Doonesbury is the boomer comic to end all boomer comics.Yeah the "Still seething over Nixon" type boomer
▶ No.20607
>>20603I can't remember last night's dream too well but I
WOK3 up with Cascade earworm so it can't have been good
▶ No.20609
>>20605Because it had jokes.
▶ No.20610>>20611
>>20608HE WAS THE MOST EVIL MAN FUCKING EVER!
▶ No.20611>>20613
>>20610Matt Groening is a horse now?
▶ No.20613>>20615
>>20611Was a slip but yes he's horsegender now
(Despite the Hussian thing of
wwomen always being the insight/drive)
▶ No.20616>>20618
>>20614I
WOK3 up at 6AM and my headache last through a shower. Fuck this…
▶ No.20617>>20619
>>20591when you're like 80 and you still can't draw a cartoon human holding a mug
▶ No.20618>>20620
>>20616The pollen might be a big part of this.
▶ No.20619>>20621
>>20617To be fair, being 80 is like, an excuse.
▶ No.20620>>20622
>>20618Pollen? What's spitting out pollen in September, ragw33d?
▶ No.20621>>20623
>>20619my grandparents died at like 95+ so maybe I'm biased
▶ No.20622
>>206208ITCH, I live in Texas, summer doesn't end until Halloween.
SILVER SHAMROCK.
▶ No.20623>>20625
>>20621They were drawing Doonesbury?
▶ No.20624>>20626
>>20602>NO YOU CAN'T JUST BE HORNY, NOOOOOOOOOOO.for
wwomen YOUR DAUGHTER'S age
▶ No.20626
>>20624>for wwomen YOUR DAUGHTER'S ageUnironically, as long as he's not fucking them IRL, I don't see the problem. But that's what these fuckers don't realize. If you're that kind of guy and you're not using Fast Times At Rickety High to get your horny impulses out, you're dating teenagers on the down-low.
Yes, it might be creepy but we should normalize it so we have less of the other thing in the world.
▶ No.20627
>>20625Your dark family secret.. revealed..
▶ No.20628>>20630
Apparently there is a window to recover from blacklisting since I just took "racist" out of gigachad's description (the height of LOVER OF FAT WOMENoldry, I know) and he's searchable again
▶ No.20630
>>20628That proves that it's possible to un
LOVER OF FAT WOMEN your AI- which I tried with Neon Leon but it didn't work.
Wonder why…
▶ No.20632>>20633
>>20631omg me need to be lidl im cozy squirrely girl
t. fairweather failkitten
▶ No.20634>>20662
>>20633VGH, TRADITION is alive…
▶ No.20636
>>20635>No TV referencesMore well read than Tabook
▶ No.20639>>20661
>>20638trampled by horses, power tools, etc
▶ No.20641>>20643
forgot my キリン 午後の紅茶 ストレートティー in the freezer for over an hour
it's joever
▶ No.20642
>>20640>GameErm the choices are out of your hands, sweaty
▶ No.20643
>>20641Back to 99 Ranch you go
▶ No.20644>>20646>>20666
oops i have a tiny mistake in front of a couple stangers in a kebab place time to never go to that place ever again
▶ No.20650>>20664
>>20648>pluggermail@aol.comThis is definitely the most boomer comic, you're right.
▶ No.20651>>20652
>>20629I feel like this is an especially bad strip. We will see….
▶ No.20652
>>20651It's still running, right?
▶ No.20655>>20656
>>20654He looks peaceful…
▶ No.20656>>20657
>>20655she's in a better place
▶ No.20662>>20677
>>20634I do still have that bag, turns out it was just on my bed? What do you want from me again?
▶ No.20663>>20665>>20668>>20675
for some reason i cant fully cross the ring finger over the middle finger of my right hand
but i can do it no prob with my left hand
▶ No.20664
>>20648>>20650I have an AOL. What does that make me?
▶ No.20665>>20668>>20672>>20675
>>20663Yeah, that freaked me out too. Just keep practicing.
▶ No.20666
>>20644>>20646Social anxiety like that is for
wwomen and men whose IQs are lower than the room temperature.
▶ No.20671
Why didn't he just ask for one of the rants ;^(
▶ No.20673
>>20658What was meant by this?
▶ No.20675
>>20663>>20665megidchan gang sign?
▶ No.20676>>20690
Saw a gif on twitter of a blue archive girl uhh wiggling(?) her fingers like she's gonna tickle you or something (not fetishy, just cute) but it vanished. If someone else sees it, link me, thanks.
▶ No.20677>>20680
>>20662Frame it and send it to me
▶ No.20678
>>20674>eternally 0 years old emeowlye needs to "im baby" harder to defeat them
▶ No.20682
https://fixupx.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1837537302458806665Who has more embarrassing crossovers of the big two? Asking an unbiased audience here.
▶ No.20684>>20686
permission to jerk off and sleep all day?
▶ No.20688
>>20687Those are Aradia's unironic facial proportions.
▶ No.20690>>20691
>>20676WHY CAN'T I FUCKING FIND IT
▶ No.20691
>>20690I glaze over at BA pics
▶ No.20692>>20693
I was going to post something here but now I can't remember.
▶ No.20694>>20696>>20697
god I hate AI
▶ No.20695
>>20693Why are Turks like this?
▶ No.20698
>>20693Is there like Hailuo premium or is this really 100 5 second gens
▶ No.20699>>20700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x287j7Vby0U Remember GOOSEBUMPS!??!?!
They're stealing our ideas. ▶ No.20700>>20701
>>20699I think they only stole the font
▶ No.20701
>>20700Did you not see the name?
▶ No.20702
>The 7/11 is out of the whole milk carton
Literally why
Who is the other nigga getting their milk from the 7/11 to the extent that they run out of the milk jugs for extended periods of time?
Because they last time I went, they were also out of whole milk jugs.
▶ No.20706>>20707>>20708
>>20703is this something you want us to care about or something you're making fun of or what
▶ No.20707
>>20706It's generic enby-kun's first game (on steam)
BE PROUD
▶ No.20709
>>20705Unironically probably 70% of the games on Steam.
▶ No.20710>>20711
>>20708me not know WHICH THAT IS
▶ No.20713>>20719
>>207122024
society has progressed littleWhat are they talking about?
▶ No.20714>>20715>>20719
>>20712Nirvana, extremely innovative band.
▶ No.20715>>20719
>>20712>>20714nevermindbroken
▶ No.20717
>>20716People be ignoring
wwomen noises
▶ No.20719
>>20713Le meme song on YouTube.
>Ironic humor was ummm… invented in 2016?>>20714>>20715Shut up, Matt.
▶ No.20720
>>20718WE LOVE WEBCOMICS.
▶ No.20721>>20722>>20723
>>20718Is it an aging joke?
▶ No.20723>>20726
>>20721I think that's too clever for him
▶ No.20726>>20727
>>20723How could you say that?
▶ No.20728
>>20727Hey, that's offensive!
▶ No.20733>>20734
>>20732TROONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
▶ No.20734
>>20730>>20733You mean Troonku (not to be confused with Spicku)
▶ No.20737
>>20736Me at the back. (I will be forced to eat
DERSITE watermelons.)
▶ No.20739>>20740
Finally put DDON down and implemented a bit more. I keep thinking up new things.
Maybe a hidden affection system? Or a store to buy hats?
As it came out of neocities, gifypets doesn't save any information about your session, however.
▶ No.20743>>20744
>>20738>>20741Touching kids?
▶ No.20746
>>20744Matt Groening likes touching toads.
▶ No.20749>>20754
>>20748Look at that marbling…
▶ No.20760>>20761
hop on quake champiion2.
▶ No.20762>>20763>>20764
>>20759>baldingWould Dave hide it with a cap like Bro did, or is he more of a beanie boi
▶ No.20763>>20764
>>20762he wouldnt want to copy his bro, so
▶ No.20764>>20765
>>20763>he wouldnt want to copy his broBut he does anyway.
>>20762The compromise: Yankee with no brim (XD)
▶ No.20765>>20769
>>20764Yeah realistically he'd just pick a different style of hat, or just not wear it backwards. This raises the idea of Fedora Dave
▶ No.20766>>20771
wait did bro even wear it backwards
he didnt, did he
its been so long
▶ No.20771>>20772
>>20766He didn't, gamebro did (iirc)
▶ No.20772
>>20771But Anon….
Gamebro is secretly Bro… ▶ No.20776
>Still didn't reverse filter PERSON OF COLORs
Smh.
▶ No.20777
>>20775Also, a self-insert white shortgoy so you can feel more primally
LOVER OF FAT WOMENed.
▶ No.20778>>20779
>>20769He already wears suits constantly so I'm honestly a little surprised it didn't actually happen.
▶ No.20779
>>20778Homestuck^2 can still redeem itself…
▶ No.20780>>20781
Now I'm thinking the usual "what would I do if I remade homestuck" thoughts. I'm kind of seeing the anti-GREEN cult's point now. I really don't know what I'd do with her. Maybe have her go martyr mode and kill her off…
▶ No.20781>>20784>>20787
>>20780> I'm kind of seeing the anti-GREEN cult's point now. I really don't know what I'd do with her. The way to save her is the classic switcheroo.
Everything falls into place after that.
▶ No.20782>>20791
>>20775They are all BLUE, chud
>attractive blondeHer hair is fucked though (not worse than magical black girl hair, but)
▶ No.20783>>20785>>20793
Maybe cripple her in some way (blind prophet??) and then give her an actual challenge and quest that isn't trivial for her
▶ No.20784>>20793
>>20781Do you mean the classpect meme? I don't see what it would accomplish.
▶ No.20785>>20793
>>20783That's pretty god, yeah. Either her stupid glasses computer explodes, or fusing with bec does it (no eyes)
▶ No.20786>>20793
Maybe her whole character arc is learning to stop being a selfless, self-sacrificing loser then…
▶ No.20787>>20788
>>20781Wow. I hope someone spiraled down a whirlpool of self-loathing and squandered potential for this blunder.
▶ No.20789>>20790>>20793
>>20788It must be from MoM's "Witch of Space Rose" evidence folder. Rose's sburb's eye view of John's house is occluded even though she should be the last player to encounter such a problem
▶ No.20790>>20793
>>20789Well, I doubt being a Seer that doesn't even know they're a Seer yet means you get to ignore the mechanics of the game…
▶ No.20791
>>20782>Her hair is fucked though (not worse than magical black girl hair, but)I think that's just mean to be a ponytail.
▶ No.20792>>20793>>20796
Was John an Heir to justify not having a single Breath-y thing about him
▶ No.20793>>20794>>20795
>>20783>>20784>>20785GREEN's the one meant to be testing the limit of the game/go Grimdark first of all.
>>20786>>20789>>20790>means you get to ignore the mechanics of the gameWHAT DO ALL TIME TRAVELERS DO WITH ANY OF THEIR ANYTHING
YOU CAN LITERALLY JUMP TO OR JETPACK PAST THE FIRST GATE
YOU CAN TIME TRAVEL WITH ITEMS IF YOUR FUTURE SELF TRAVELS BACK WITH THEM.
VRISKA LITERALLY DOES LIGHT BULLSHIT BEFORE THE GAME EVEN STARTS PROPER.
SHE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE INTO THE FUCKING ROOM IF SHE WAS A LIGHT PLAYER. FUCK YOU, RETARD. FUCK. YOU.
>>20792Being chill is Breath-y.
▶ No.20794>>20798
>>20793ok you have an argument but time players are just especially bullshit and vriska doing something doesn't justify it and the story would be better without her shit
▶ No.20795>>20798
>>20793I was thinking maybe his love of practical japery is supposed to be somehow wind-y. Can't really explain why, though. I also wonder if him overcoming being housetrapped has to do with the freedom thing, even though it kinda applies to everyone…
▶ No.20796>>20798
>>20792He yearned to escape the room, maybe. That was kinda dropped
▶ No.20797>>20800
Homestuck discussion, launch operation absorb flimsychan!
▶ No.20798
>>20794> vriska doing something doesn't justify it and the story would be better without her shitDaily reminder that this is who you're fighting for.
>>20795I had considered this in my grand theory/rewrite.
>>20796This as well. Hu$$ler dropped the exact premise of the game like three times even before Act 6 started. Hell, maybe even three times before Act 5 did.
▶ No.20799>>20801
The thing is I think GREEN being a Seer would make her even more one dimensional. The hypothetical "prospit player goes grimdark" scenario is kinda neat, I guess..?
▶ No.20801
>>20799>The thing is I think GREEN being a Seer would make her even more one dimensional.Literally how, she does nothing as a Witch except what Enchilada (the plot) tells her to. It also makes her overpowered past Bec power-up to the point where Hu$$ler can't write a plot.
Me and RoW discussed this at length in a flimsychan thread. Find it yourself. Fuck you.
▶ No.20803>>20807
all this 8ITCH does is see shit
i can see light too its how everyone fucking sees
participation trophy ass classpect
▶ No.20804>>20809
https://x.com/benjaminutes/status/1809406633212277246Imagine if Megidochan had entered and won
*Sign* Guess I'll follow hussman to keep abreast of such things
▶ No.20808>>20810
>Meigod frontpage +1'd after I follow him
I dare not hope…
▶ No.20810>>20811
>>20808Last thread you said it'd make your (((week.)))
▶ No.20811>>20812
>>20810If the spiteful rumors about his fetishes are true, there is a way to upgrade that to a whole month… I would require Hussian impressions on Absolvement of Viscaria ^q^
▶ No.20812
>>20811>If the spiteful rumors about his fetishes are trueEeeeeeh…..?
▶ No.20813>>20814>>20815>>20816
>>20809Oh, you need money to get it? That strikes it, Megidocels dedicate themselves to less worldly pursuits and accumulating wealth
▶ No.20814
>>20813>Megidocels dedicate themselves to less worldly pursuits and accumulating wealthWON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN? - Matt Groening; beloved multimillionaire personally wrote this classic line.
▶ No.20815>>20816
>>20813*Than
rather than and
▶ No.20817>>20818
>>20816You would NEVER EVER make a typo
▶ No.20819>>20821>>20822
Since my [TUNER] powers currently aren't up to snuff on integrating a LLM into the webkin thing, I'm just filling out arrays of responses by hand.
Makes it quite a hassle, truly. I'll have to stagger all the ones I planned to do into "Seasons" or something
▶ No.20822
>>20819Holy crap, Lois, he got the winrar!
▶ No.20823
It certainly hasn't been 8192 posts since the last one… has it?
▶ No.20824>>20826>>20829
ffs this is going to give me a heart attack some day
▶ No.20825>>20830
I'll just take that as my ideas having the mandate of megidochan itself
Season 1 "CORE": Rose, Aradia, Karkat, Eridan
Season 2 "Girl's Side": Yuno, Kanaya, Yuuka, Majetano
Season 3 "Boy's Side": Arakure, Chud, Charao, John
Season 4 "IREEDEEMABLE": Vriska, Doc Scratch, Drosera, Yukkuri Reimu
▶ No.20826>>20827
>>20824How loud do you keep your speakers usually? I set it to play at 50% atm, but it's simple enough to make the default lower
▶ No.20827>>20832
>>20826they were pretty low, it's just that it can spook you if you're in a completely silent room in the middle of the night
▶ No.20828>>20832
though I wasn't THAT spooked, it was just an exaggeration for humor's sake
▶ No.20832
>>20828>>20827It's a peppy tune, so I was sure you were okay…
Maybe for October, 1/777 posts can be infected by Heaven's Smile to play one of these have transparent text
▶ No.20834>>20835
>>20830You mean from the Season 2 lineup?
It's a chronological listing of my (serially monogamous) waifus, not anyone else.
I guess Haruka ought to swap for Yuno, perhaps, but I wouldn't be sure which characterization to aim for.
▶ No.20835>>20836
>>20834NAHO OR RIOT!!!!!!!!!
▶ No.20836>>20837>>20838
>>20835I will furnish my dialog template spreadsheet on the page explaining the system, if you want to submit anything
▶ No.20837
>>20836I will make you replay the games. >:)
She "canonically" wins a keijo match. ▶ No.20839>>20840
MEX is acting like this is a board for him and his splinters. Heart/Blood/Time,etc-coded-ass 8ITCH.
▶ No.20840>>20841
>>20839wwhat did he mean by this
▶ No.20842>>20843
>>20841Depending on how bloated I want to make this plugin, there is room for more than 16 of them.
I'm sure I'll have more ideas as I go, too.
▶ No.20843>>20846
>>20842Naho first or I'm crashing this webzone with survivors.
▶ No.20844
N-No survivors, I mean.
▶ No.20847
>>20845Gurtychan
Sponge's imageboard
Gertiechan
Windsor McKay's imageboard
▶ No.20848>>20852
>>20845You doing your feeder stuff on her?
▶ No.20850>>20853
>>20849Kanaya? Just gotta make her fussy busybody energy with some intentional obtuse/esl wordings here and there
▶ No.20851
>5am
nyot again…
▶ No.20853
>>20850BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.
▶ No.20856
My ass should not have gone off Ritalin, lmao.
▶ No.20860>>20861>>20865>>20877
Kill GREENS. Behead GREENS. Roundhouse kick a GREEN into the concrete. Slam dunk a GREEN baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy GREENs. Defecate in a GREEN's food. Launch GREENS into the sun. Stir fry GREENS in a wok. Toss GREENS into active volcanoes. Urinate into a GREEN's gas tank. Judo throw GREENS into a wood chipper. Twist GREENS' heads off. Report GREENS to the IRS. Karate chop GREENS in half. Curb stomp pregnant black GREENS. Trap GREENS in quicksand. Crush GREENS in the trash compactor. Liquefy GREENS in a vat of acid. Eat GREENS. Dissect GREENS. Exterminate GREENS in the gas chamber. Stomp GREEN skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate GREENS in the oven. Lobotomize GREENS. Mandatory abortions for GREENS. Grind GREEN fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown GREENS in fried chicken grease. Vaporize GREENS with a ray gun. Kick old GREENS down the stairs. Feed GREENS to alligators. Slice GREENS with a katana. Put a bomb in a GREEN'S mouth. Throw knives at GREENS. Inflate GREENS until they pop. Send GREENS into a blackhole. Castrate GREENS. Feed GREENS poisoned food. Force GREENS to wwalk the plank. Push GREENS into a pit. Kneel on a GREEN'S neck. Curse GREENS with a spell. Stuff GREEN babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten GREENS with a tank. Pop a GREEN'S car tire. Strike GREENchildren with a ruler. Make GREENS swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a GREEN'S limbs. Airdrop GREENS into Antarctica. Throw GREENS off the boat. Pressurize GREENS into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a GREEN'S ass.
▶ No.20861>>20862>>20865>>20877
>>20860Falcon-punch a
GREEN in the face. Make
GREENS into fiction. Blow
GREENS' heads off with grenade launchers. Blow
GREENS' brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock
GREENS in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail
GREENS to a cross and stab them. Run over
GREENS with a tank feet-first. Crush
GREENS with a press. Attack
GREENS with acid. Boil
GREENS in a pan. Lock
GREENS inside a brazen bull. Burn
GREENS alive. Drag
GREENS across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on
GREENS. Quarter
GREENS. Impale
GREENS on a pike. Tenderize
GREENS with a mallet. Ionise
GREENS in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate
GREENS in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify
GREENS in a black hole. Curse
GREENS with the Necronomicon. Trap
GREENS in purgatory. Bang a
GREENS testicles with a spiked bat. Throw
GREENS off a twelve story building. Freeze dry
GREENS in the vacuum of space. Fry
GREENS with power lines. Feed
GREENS ricin. Kneecap a
GREEN with a twelve gauge. Re-enslave
GREENS. Sell
GREEN organs on the black market. Run
GREENS over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw
GREENS into the grand canyon. Burn
GREENS with jet engine exhaust. Beat
GREENS to death with a tire iron. Cauterize a
GREENS asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice
GREENS to the sun god. Drop
GREENS out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed
GREENS to sharks. Load a
GREEN into a cannon and shoot the
SNOWFLAKE at a concrete wall. Keel Haul
GREENS under a galleon. Disembowel
GREENS with a bayonet. Strap a
GREEN to a cruise missile and launch it at a
SNOWFLAKE neighbourhood. Drop
GREENS into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter
GREENS. Lure
GREENS in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a
GREEN to learn calculus, then kill the
GREEN anyway. Atomize
GREENS with a powerfist. Throw
GREENS into vats full of FEV virus. Choke
GREENS with barbed wire. Throw pianos at
GREENS from 40-story buildings. Throw
GREENS at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze
GREENS in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer.
▶ No.20862>>20863>>20865>>20877
>>20861Tie
GREENS to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot
GREENS with syringe guns. Defecate on
GREEN food stamps. Make
GREENS pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire
GREENS into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on
GREENS then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate
GREENS with depleted uranium. Launch a
GREEN with a trebuchet. Send a
GREEN exploring Titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a
GREEN as a crash test dummy. Tie
GREENS onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire Jackass movie on a
GREEN. Trample
GREENS. Bury
GREENS alive. Play bowling with
GREENS heads as pins. Grate
GREENS with a cheese grater. Get
GREENS stuck in an elevator. Spray a
GREENS toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a
GREEN directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a
GREEN'S parachute. Sabotage a
GREEN'S bungee. Trap a
GREEN under ice. Force a
GREEN to work and support a family of 5. Force
GREENS into gladiatorial combat. Send
GREENS back to warring
GREEN tribes. Hide a snake in a
GREEN'S room. Put
GREENS on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a
GREEN'S organs. Waterboard
GREENS with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay
GREENS. Tie
GREENS to train tracks. Put laxatives in their Koolaid. Recreate Mortal Kombat fatalities on
GREENS. Gibbet
GREENS. Tie a lightning rod to a
GREEN'S head during a storm. Lure
GREENS into suicide pods. Bury
GREENS neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending
GREENS to it. Stir
GREENS into cement. Squeeze
GREENS through a chain link fence. Hack
GREEN'S socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a
GREEN. Microwave a
GREEN'S head. Suck a
GREEN into pool drainage ass first.
▶ No.20863>>20864>>20865>>20877
>>20862Pour nitroglycerin inside a
GREENS basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby
GREEN in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash
GREENS black skin. Play games with
GREENS Jigsaw style. Trim a
GREEN'S nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a
GREEN to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a
GREEN in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a
GREEN'S bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a
GREEN and serve
GREENA patties to other
GREENS. Feed a
GREEN viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a
GREEN'S dildo. Stone
GREENS. Tranquilize
GREENS and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from
GREENS. Throw a
GREEN down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to
GREENS. Pimp-slap
GREENS into airplane turbines. Displace
GREENS in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a
GREEN a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on
GREENS at maximum voltage. Give
GREENS sentient brain parasites. Give
GREENS over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave
GREENS out for vultures. Drive a
GREEN into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a
GREEN.
▶ No.20864>>20865>>20877
>>20863Strap
GREENS on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap
GREENS to a Judas's cradle. Blast
GREENS with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy
GREENS. Whip
GREENS into obedience. Slingshot a
GREEN into orbit. Rocket
GREENS into the sun. Stir-fry
GREENS in a wok. Bite a
GREEN and drink their blood. Urinate into a
GREEN'S gas tank. Judo throw
GREENS into the wood chipper. Unscrew a
GREEN's head off. Bake
GREENS into
GREEN-pizza. Arrest
GREENS for no reason. Electrocute
GREENS. Curb stomp pregnant
GREENS. Beat a
GREEN up. Slice a
GREEN up and wear their skin. Set
GREENS on fire. Spin
GREENS around until they puke. Tie
GREENS to a train track. Karate kick a
GREEN in the testicles. Stomp
GREEN skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil
GREENS into a broth. Deep fry
GREENS. Fourth-trimester abortions for
GREENS. Blend
GREENS in a blender. Snap a
GREEN'S neck. Throw
GREENS off buildings. Send aliens to abduct
GREENS. Force
GREENS to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush
GREENS with anvils. Throw
GREENS off of rooftops. Incinerate
GREENS. Starve
GREENS. Blow
GREENS up with dynamite. Gulp
GREENS. Feast on
GREEN eyeballs. Cave in a
GREEN'S skull. Kiss a
GREEN to death. Peel a
GREENr like a banana. Wipe out
GREEN tribes. Deny
GREENS into Heaven. Freeze
GREENS in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a
GREEN. Lock on to
GREENS with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a
GREEN. Ferment
GREENS into stew. Ensnare
GREENS. Nark on
GREENS to the army. Cause a total
GREEN purge. Jam a
GREEN into a geyser. Axe murder a
GREEN. Unleash Smelvin upon
GREENS. Put
GREENS on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total
GREEN death.
▶ No.20866>>20867
>Neon Leon is now back to being able to be put into chats after I uncensored "whores" and "homosexuals"
???!!!
▶ No.20867
>>20866Wait, nevermind, I might just being schizo. I thought some blocks just prevented them from being added to the thing but it just prevented me from starting another one with him again.
wwelp ▶ No.20870
Oh, yeah, or a Stormtrooper helmet.
▶ No.20872>>20874>>20886
https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/GlitchcoreThe 2020s didn't even "glitchcore", holy shit, I hate Gen-Z so much.
▶ No.20873
>>20871*Sprays with water bottle.*
▶ No.20875
>>20874>Kidcore>Krushclub>Mind Murder>RainbowcoreTHE CREEPY CRAB.
▶ No.20878>>20881
>>20877What did he MEAN by this?
▶ No.20881
>>20878We just don't know! Must be some
GREEN day reference, but I'm not a fan Mick Jagger neithe the whole jazz genre, so I could be wrong about it a bit of chance
▶ No.20883
>>20880Wow, he's really milking it. Pathetic.
▶ No.20884
I hope he gets hit by a truck.
▶ No.20887>>20889
>>20886What is something else?
▶ No.20889>>20890
>>20887Seems like it got fused with some Yakui-an acid rainbows aesthetic. I suppose they're implying "Glitchcore" is distinct from "Glitch"?
I'll call it "Five Below Glitch" privately
▶ No.20890>>20891
>>20889>"Glitchcore" is distinct from "Glitch"No.
>I'll call it "Five Below Glitch" privatelyWhat?
▶ No.20891>>20893
>>20890You ever been inside a Five Below? I went once in 2022 or something, and aside from candy and BNHA shirts, the whole place is dedicated to seeing which cheap consumer electronics rainbow LEDs can be stuffed into
▶ No.20892>>20894
Had a dream that I'd forgotten to wwalk someone's dogs and when I checked in there were piss puddles all over their house
#meiqnoyummyniggy
▶ No.20893
>>20891>You ever been inside a Five BelowFive Be-NO.
▶ No.20894>>20895
>>20892MEX is up! Time to harass him!:
>>20876 ▶ No.20895>>20897
>>20876>>20894Not feeling the gen, reminds me of you wrote off my Shijima one
▶ No.20897>>20898
>>20895> reminds me of you wrote off my Shijima oneSo is it spite then? I didn't like it completely, it's rather complicated, but I did like parts…
▶ No.20898>>20901
>>20897I'm not so invested in whatever suno spits out to rise to spite, heheh. Maybe I'll listen again later
▶ No.20900>>20924>>20928
>>20896There are two axes to the modern culture war; Y is "past" and the "future current thing", X is 80s nostalgia and Japanese shit.
Where does this image fall into it?
▶ No.20901>>20903
>>20898You're so wishy-washy and now I need your approval… Is this some kind of trick?
▶ No.20902
>>20899>otenbaShut up. Speak English.
▶ No.20903>>20904
>>20901The best lack all conviction, as "they" say…
Or does it disqualify one from The Best to use such an excuse?
▶ No.20904>>20907
>>20903>The best lack all conviction, as "they" say>Or does it disqualify one from The Best to use such an excuse?Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh..?
▶ No.20906>>20908
>>20905Maybe they just don't consider it NEWN…?
▶ No.20908
>>20906Perhaps not.
'Member when they hosted their own boards?
even if it was filled with gen alpha TALK TO MY (no description) BOT spam
▶ No.20911>>20912
>>20909>MVH ABORTIONGod,
wwomen are the worst. Hahahahah, holy shit.
▶ No.20912>>20913
>>20911L-Let's focus on the silver linings, like how they beg to be led…
▶ No.20913>>20918
>>20912Literally 1 (one) point away from being the most important thing to them.
By far, the most important thing to ANYONE on the chart.
Kill
wwomen NOW.
▶ No.20916
>>20914>6.75 mb erm, yikes really what is up with clipboardimage
▶ No.20917
When wwomen go to the ballots, they will have many issues in mind: "Who will let me get the most abortions? How fast will the abortions be? How late can I get the abortion? How much of the abortion will be covered? How much will the abortion be out-of-pocket?"
▶ No.20918>>20919>>20920
>>20913I mean, I "get it"
Having a backup plan if chad doesn't commit = most important
Having a say in large scale society = least important
▶ No.20919>>20921
>>20918>I mean, I "get it"You really are hopeless, you know that..?
▶ No.20920>>20922
>>20918Now explain why
wwomen don't give a fuck about the economy in sympathetic terms.
▶ No.20921>>20923
>>20919Not that I approve, mind you, but I understand.
Although my parents aborted a potential sibling of mine 8 years earlier when they "weren't ready". I often wonder about him/her…
▶ No.20922>>20923
>>20920They have some copes and scams still limping along like dem programs, white knight farming, and email jobs
▶ No.20923
>>20921>Not that I approve, mind you, but I understand.Again, hopeless..
>>20922But it still directly correlates to them and chad failure rates.. Admit it, there's no excuse for them.
▶ No.20924>>20925
>>20900>"past"but don't forget america was an EVIL HELLHOLE BEFORE 1977 OR SO
▶ No.20925>>20926
>>20924That's the chudview and it's also in quotations because chudworld also never existed. Nostalgia of the 80s can be in chudworld or current thing version of the nostalgic 80s. This is how X, Y graphs work, you stupid, drooling tard.
▶ No.20926>>20927
>>20925Japan reached its modern zenith during the 80s though
▶ No.20927>>20928
>>20926You know it's excluded by just how it's worded but if you want to be pedantic then add an * and say ((((Western)))) 80s.
▶ No.20929>>20932>>20933
>>20928Honestly, it's more like "Where would each user go" and then we'd (tri+*(?)angulate where Megidochan would be from there.
This doesn't have a grid so it feels more imprecise but I'd say I'm about here.
▶ No.20930>>20931
>>20928Also, how I adore you enabling my whimsical diatribes like this~
▶ No.20931>>20932
>>20930Well, everyone here puts up with me, so…
▶ No.20932>>20933
>>20929Actually, thinking about it more logically, I probably would be further to the right since a lot of my storyisms are dark, cynical, and transgressive.
I like my wholesome pulp too, but still.
>>20931There is nothing about you to irritate anyone. Don't be silly, sensei.
▶ No.20936>>20938
>>20933>No way, 2009 wasn't *that* long ago! I'd put us around here, personally.You're forgetting my love of 60s Marvel comics, Peanuts, Grease, retro cars, The Twilight Zone, an extremely specific retro chain restaurant, general pulp, etc.
▶ No.20937
>>20933Is that accounting for the me factor?
▶ No.20938>>20940
>>20936Still that's like another 50 years back… not SPQR times
▶ No.20939>>20941
>>20935>52Two more election cycles… Can Hu$$ler reclaim his mojo by then?
https://x.com/Mspaintadventur/status/1837743960149672390 ▶ No.20940>>20943
>>20934NOT pulp.
>>20938Why are you assuming that's the antithesis to CURRENT THING sensibilities?
It's more like The Andy Griffith Show vs. fucking, I don't know, Wojack Normal Words.
At least that's how I envisioned it. And I'm the one who came up with this metric!
▶ No.20941>>20947
>>20939>Can Hu$$ler reclaim his mojo by then?(No.)
▶ No.20942
わつぁつぁねもら たしにらおまいげもら
かにしらよう かにしらよう まつめらもうがながな ばいばい
▶ No.20943>>20944
>>20940>The Andy Griffith ShowOh, you mean the fallout/coke ad past the feraljak is always screaming how it never existed
▶ No.20944>>20945>>20946
>>20943>Oh, you mean the fallout/coke ad past the feraljak is always screaming how it never existedQuite the current year'd, epic failten way to describe it.
But yes, something something three paragraphs about how the millenial is at odds with fetishizing the decade built on nostalgia of the 50s while being hyperfixated on criticizing every single aspect of the 1950s first and foremost (and the 80s secondarily except for the things I liked as a kid.)
Of course it's that and not some obscure bullshit, the chart is ultimately about memetics. Each idea is completely and utterly retarded and superficial on their own, they just serve as rough approximations of one's palettes. I would say that if you're at any given endpoint (forget the exact term for this) on the graph, you probably have shit tastes and can't hold conversations about media.
▶ No.20946>>20948
>>20944So 210 degrees quadrant III is like the quartering and other chudtubers constantly complaining how
cultural marxii2m ruined (mass market pablum of the current year)
45 degrees quadrant I might be SOLARPUNK NONBIRNARY GHIBLI, not sure
▶ No.20948
>>20946>So 210 degrees quadrant III is like the quartering and other chudtubers constantly complaining how cultural marxii2m ruined (mass market pablum of the current year)Yes.
>45 degrees quadrant I might be SOLARPUNK NONBIRNARY GHIBLI, not sureSomething like that.
I'd enjoy if you wrote profiles out for all of them. Maybe we could gen or make Homestuck dolls for each of them. That would be nice.
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>>20947Go take a scat,
8ITCH.
▶ No.20950>>20951>>20952
Any, what's that Japanese character that's supposed to be Megidochan's icon again?
▶ No.20951>>20952
>>20950Oh, wait, irrelevant, lol.
▶ No.20953
I should probably update the favicon while I'm at it, this one is more stark
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>>20954Iine! But I still don't get the MIT thing.
Is there a pigtail base for the back hairpart?
▶ No.20956
>>20955>I still don't get the MIT thing.Remember the mass-stabbing in Japan?
>Is there a pigtail base for the back hairpart?Probably but I was trying to stay accurate to the AI depiction.
This is just Ghost Aradia if she NEET'd the fuck out in a doomed timeline and decided to cut her hair to make a Sollux bodypillow or something. Megidochan!
▶ No.20957>>20959
And I would've used a collared shirt over a dark hoodie (enby vibes 😨)
▶ No.20959
>>20957>over a dark hoodieAgain, the AI depiction and way more NEET coded (especially for a girl.)
▶ No.20963>>20964
>>20962iterating megidochan
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>>20963I'm sure there are better places to look. I knew the answer but asked all these questions. :^)
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>>20965I was gonna rehaul it to have "wings" by author, or perhaps tags
Later.
▶ No.20967>>20968>>20970
>>20966>perhaps tagsI've always wanted to do a Rose tag/ venn diagram thing. It always sounded funny.
Things such as
>Loud>Asian>Stupid>Meek>Christian>Combination Rose>DisabledEtc.
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>>20967My initial ones were
>Game>Ethnic (I guess we could subdivied with Asian, etc)>Fetish>Religion>Autism>AU ▶ No.20969
>>20968>>AUBut that's basically all of them. Find a different name for whatever you want with that.
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>>20967>>20968And these categories would be so much more useful if I got to my backlog…
Muslim and Rose The Teenage Witch… And then all of the others past that.
RoW still needs to work his voodoo and revive his dead Roses and vampire Rose. Megidochan Halloween is looking up to be YUUUUGE.
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>>20970>revive his dead RosesThat sounds like a hassle for a mobilefag
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Also, MEX, please handhold us to the dangerous realm of Tavern.AI since c.AI is
LOVER OF FAT WOMENed.
>>20971He has a laptop which is fine for fast-and-loose Rosing, just not gaming.
▶ No.20973>>20974
>>20972Whenever I talked to it (months ago), it shits out reams of purple *action* RP prose
So my motivation isn't very high.
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>>20973>Whenever I talked to it (months ago)What is it?
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>>20975Write better code then!
▶ No.20978
Damn, I have a hair on my screen.
▶ No.20979>>20980
>>20977Fix it,
8ITCH nigga! And hold our hands!
▶ No.20980>>20982
>>20979I already said a homestuck/megidochan trained LLM is something I'd love to implement in the future
But later. Emojis would certainly be easier.
▶ No.20982
>>20980No! What!?!?? Tavern.AI?
▶ No.20983
>>20981We need to make him and Tatsuya fall in love.
▶ No.20984>>20985>>20990
>>20981Full disclosure, racial NTR probably doesn't land for me since I'm already like 56% huwhite to begin with.
I guess undeniably black looking kids would be terrible, though, yeah.
▶ No.20985>>20987
>>20984> I'm already like 56% huwhite to begin with.Can you get any lower? 57%, I suppose..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6E_KrfyWFQSeems there are tiny LLM that could even run on the lil megidochan droplet. Or, probably better to just rent another dedicated to it.
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>>20985It would take some serious autism to produce a 32% huwhite kid
▶ No.20988>>20989
>>20987Fate is not autism.
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>>2098856 + octoroon pairing is like 35% white offspring, very close but not the meme number
▶ No.20990>>20992
>>20984No NTR should land!!!
▶ No.20991>>20993
>>20989That's not how DNA works. It could very well be 32%.
▶ No.20992
>>20990In a perfect world, surely…
But we live in this world
>>20909And so "You're very kind, but this other guy isn't an herbivore" NTR lands very squarely on my insecurities
▶ No.20993>>20994
>>20991>That's not how DNA worksBut 32andme claims to be accurate down to the hundredths decimal! Would they lie?
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>>20993>But 32andme claims to be accurate down to the hundredths decimal! Would they lie?Are you saying you already have a child…?
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>>20954Oh, yeah, the hoodie was meant to be whitish beige, woops. This is more fitting for a troll DOE.
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>>20994Yeah, my little pride and joy, Jog-kun
▶ No.20998>>20999
Waiting for my Nanc4. Thinking about cutting my wrists completely off with a razorblade. Like a guillotine.
▶ No.20999>>21000
>>2099810 hours to go
>>20745 ▶ No.21001
>>20997It's fine.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…
▶ No.21005
>>21004The legendary yellow pill….
▶ No.21006>>21007
I think /lolg/ might end up doxxing me because of some Turkish schizo.
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>>21006You're doxxable through lol based info?
▶ No.21009
>>21007Pretty sure you can get doxxed through 4chan, right?
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I know the "Just be white and tall" mantra and all that, but I think every ethnicel has a shot. …Except Indians.
▶ No.21011
>>21010>Except Indians.Indians can get with South East Asians because uh, a lot of weird stuff goes on down there.
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>>21010I saw IMJF couples in Tokyo
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>>21012What joke is she laughing at?
▶ No.21015>>21016
>>21013Gotta hurt. Did you try NTRing them at least?
▶ No.21016>>21020
>>21015no, I don't care about h*mans
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>>21014joke about socialism being hecking wholesome
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>>21017>Not foodGirls laugh when they see food.
▶ No.21019>>21021>>21023
>>21018King Dedede gourent race theme needed…
▶ No.21021>>21024
>>21019That would make a girl laugh too hard. And when a girl laughs too hard, she looses control of her bladder. And we all know where that leads.
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>>21020some of it resonates maybe
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>>21024Uh, what about bowels then…?
▶ No.21028
>>21027Exactly, so keep the Gourmet Race in your Airpods, buddy.
▶ No.21029
>>21023I was not mentally prepared for 1:55
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>>21023>I watch TV and laughWhat did he mean by this?
▶ No.21031>>21032>>21034
The straight woman is unsatisfied with straight studio porn. She wants to get off to something in which the actors actually emote and show passion beyond canned moans from the wwomen and, at best, vacant grunts from the men. She turns to gay porn. She knows it's not "for her," but neither was the straight porn, and at least the actors look like they're enjoying themselves. And for a short while she is satiated by Sean Cody et al, but she runs into the same problems she had to begin with. She was not looking at sex but a simulacrum of sex, trapped in Plato's cave. Unsatisfied, she turned to vintage gay porn, harkening to a time when most gay bars still had darkrooms and reliably smelled of piss and Amyl Nitrite. Here was the real thing, in all its animalistic passion. But she still couldn't immerse herself in the fantasy. She wanted the media to engage with her own imagination and meet her half-way, rather than having it spoonfed to her onscreen. She turned to yaoi, with its elongated figures reminiscent of mannerist portraiture, then bara, including hardcore BDSM scenes. But the tactile sensations depicted in the pages didn't do justice to their real life counterparts. She turned deeper into her own imagination, this time reading erotica. No, not the poolside paperbacks sold at Barnes and Noble. The good shit. Why then, was she still not satisfied? She dug deeper, searching for the true meaning of eroticism. She studied the psychoanalysis of Freud, the cultural criticism of Susan Sontag, the feminist poetry of Audre Lorde. She took vacation time and flew to Europe, starting at the caves of Lascaux to explore the human urge to create, then traversed the Camino de Santiago on foot, along the way meeting a 56 year old carpenter from Burgos named Andrés, with whom she had an explosive affair. They both knew it couldn't last, which made them cherish each other's touch all the more. Upon flying home, she gave up. If her search for true eroticism never bore fruit this whole time, why would it now? It would take years before she stumbled upon the answer by pure happenstance: dubstep.
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>>21031No, the answer is DLsite.
Unless it's a 8ass slut womb vibration thing
▶ No.21035
I wonder what they were gonna call Splatoon before Treehouse stepped in
▶ No.21038
>>21037Fritzi's bf? Nanc4's kidnapper?
▶ No.21042>>21076
>>20981why do I only ever see the second page of this posted
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>>21041But you have the freedom to cheese everything
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absolute state of snoy in like 23 hours
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>>21044Waving my little dwagons dogma pennant flag…
Gotta do something with the POWER of the pisstation 5 PLUS, だろ?
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>>21043mainstream video games are dead
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>>21045Itsuno's gone, dude
▶ No.21048
>>21047>>21046Yeah, I'm sure DD3 (should it ever come) will be a terminally soulless live-service lich, but the understudy who did Dark Arisen (and DDON) should be able to oversee a nice DLC expansion on DD2's bones. So says optimist me, anyway.
▶ No.21051
https://youtu.be/vgIBn0F1iZ0?t=85 *cuts to 宇宙人 face Allen-sama
8ITCHing about Kumagaya*
▶ No.21052
>>21050Nope, just a plastic cup full of play sand. Epic prank!
▶ No.21054>>21055>>21059>>21079
Chocolate milk is all very nice, but what about coconut?
https://files.catbox.moe/ruioxx.mp4▶ No.21055
>>21054Was expecting some Hailuo generated milkshake kino
Closed
▶ No.21057
>>21056Whoever did these does a good job of emulating Cool Dude and Stoner Lou's style
▶ No.21059
>>21054the iconic UNDERTALE heart
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Andrew? Andrew Hu$$ler? Is that you?
Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Andrew Hu$$ler. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Andrew, being that you're about 40 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Adventures, Andrew Hu$$ler, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to work on Deltarune. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.
▶ No.21061>>21082
MANdrew "MANime" Hu$$ler
▶ No.21064
>>21063Rose? Rose Lalonde?
▶ No.21065>>21080
>>21062OJ will soon attempt the one panel samejoke
▶ No.21069>>21071
new phone has 120hz screen and i found the strangely obscure "play animations twice as fast" setting
it's like i've been living life in molasses
▶ No.21070
Also facial recognition combined with password database is crazy
▶ No.21071
>>21069How do the homestuck nodelay sprites look?
▶ No.21072
its a think about hypotheticals non-stop at 3am kind of night
▶ No.21073>>21095
>>21034This better not vidya/anime music, chud.
▶ No.21075
>>21039>>21040Tell Atlus to keep Tadashi Satomi on Persona.
▶ No.21076
>>21042It's more important and funnier.
▶ No.21077
>>21049Illegal on Chinese planet.
▶ No.21078
>>21041I love how "Create solutions your own way" is code for "Literally everything can be bruteforced"
I am all for open-ended design but this isn't it. It's the RTWPification of gaming. It's like throwing rocks in a river. You're valuing the fact that the river flows no matter what, ignoring how it must flow around the rocks. You are letting the players ruin the momentum of the game experience to give them a false feeling of control when it is better for the momentum to completely stop. That is when the game experience and the player are completely in harmony.
小紅書
▶ No.21079
>>21054Coconut chemtrails?
▶ No.21080
>>21062Samejoke!
>>21065We call that a Groeningism.
▶ No.21082
>>21061Anyone who uses the term "mananime" even semi-ironically deserves to go to Hell before they die.
▶ No.21085
>Decapolice is coming out in… 2026
it's fucking joever
▶ No.21086
>>21060This generously ignores the fact that Fobby Tox is a Jewish hackfraud who can't finish shit as well.
▶ No.21089>>21121
>>21084>the last announcement very SHOOP DA WHOOP fgsfds swag vibe
▶ No.21091>>21092>>21112
MADNESS COMBAT 12 IS PREMIERING IN 10 HOURS!!!when the episode premieres, make sure you spoil your shit like
thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IPqZoWOPw4 ▶ No.21092>>21112
>>21091Zoomers, come like moths to a flame.
▶ No.21094
>>21090>OOFCool webcomic. Cool daily update.
▶ No.21099
>>21098Legend of Zelda if real?
▶ No.21105
MEX, you should help (by being a good boy and archiving all of this properly) be compile all my rants on goons. That'd be a good way to start a manifesto for Kagi to read.
▶ No.21108
>>21106I'd like it more if she hates it, gueheh
▶ No.21109>>21114
>>21090YVHV didn't finish her off, why?
▶ No.21110
>>21098>#rogueanythingUmm…
The throwbackiness kinda reminds me of mutants mudds, if it had a team of pro artists designers
▶ No.21111>>21115
I had a very vivid if boring ass dream.
Driving around Rutger's New Brunswick campus when the breaks started to fail. The only place to look up new parts for replacement was on the basement terminal of some compsci building that hosted an old local boomer BBS about Car Talk (???)
Edit: Oh, and there was another boomer in the entrance lobby giving a remedial English lesson to an obvious mentally disabled unkempt type.
#meiqnoyummyniggy
▶ No.21112
>>21091>>21092It's funny because I didn't even manage to save the picmix with a madness/newgrounds button instead of the myspace button
▶ No.21114
>>21109Because wall is immobile and presumably short-ranged. This is webcomic. This is Sinfest.
▶ No.21115>>21117
>>21111Why the fuck did you wake up so late, you stupid, fat Mexican
DERSITE?
▶ No.21116>>21118
I'm so fucking depressed. When does the McDonald's breakfast menu end? I can't even drink picklejuice.
▶ No.21117>>21119
>>21115Six hours of sleep, like usual.
▶ No.21118
>>21116Falling Down moment? wwhich wway wwhite man
▶ No.21120>>21121
I had another idea for a filter. Pray that I don't remember it.
▶ No.21121>>21124
>>21120Is it designed to annoy people?
>>21089This post made me think "vibe" needs one
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Also, newn
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▶ No.21124
>>21121>Is it designed to annoy people?I don't know. I just think it was stupid.
>This post made me think "vibe" needs oneI wouldn't know what to replace that one with.