▶ No.19523
>>19521This instantaneously gave me a headache.
▶ No.19525>>19527
>>19522I thought she was 0k with stuff
▶ No.19526
>>19482I feel like the amount of bullets whizzing past Trump's head will change that but I was wrong last time so let's see.
▶ No.19527
>>19525This is robot Aradia. She's going to call a woman a meathag and shove her in a woodchipper.
▶ No.19530>>19531
>>19482Barron will get Trump on Red Scare and the Quartering tho
▶ No.19531
>>19530>Barron will get Trump on Red Scare and the QuarteringSexo?
▶ No.19532
>>19529Ohhohohoh, look at who's the Corpse Party expert now. >:(
▶ No.19536
DON'T HAVE A COW, FUTURE ARACHNID'S GRIP!
▶ No.19538>>19539>>19540
>>19513They can detrans and give up sodomy
▶ No.19539>>19542
>>19538I think any sodomy there is purely notional
▶ No.19540>>19541
>>19538>They can detransだろ, it doesn't even look like they started but what do I know
▶ No.19541
>>19540Exactly, so it'll be easy
▶ No.19542>>19543
>>19539A sinful thought is still a sin.
▶ No.19544
>>19543Go take a scat, bitch.
▶ No.19547>>19551
>>19546>StarcraftMEX was Korean this whole time?
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>>19545*takes tab*
ima steal this niggas laptop
▶ No.19552>>19555
>>19550honorary megidochanner
▶ No.19554
>>19551AIEEEEEEH!!!!!!! Come on, at least put a J-Horror tag as a warning!
▶ No.19555
>>19552Would swap him for this fuck:
>>19553 anyday.
▶ No.19557
>>19556>It does pretty good simglish/moon language on its ownTo be fair, so does Suno.AI if you ask it for stand-up…
▶ No.19559>>19560
>>19558Whoever maintains that shit must be pretty seasoned, a true crucible
▶ No.19560
>>19559(It doesn't fucking work.)
▶ No.19563>>19564
>>19561Don't blame us for Bart, xoomer. That is ON YOU.
▶ No.19564>>19569
>>19562TMD.
>>19563I don't qualify as a xoomer and no, it's still fucking you, shithead.
▶ No.19565
Also, who the fuck needs to make 100,000 dollars to make an adult "animation" PILOT?????
▶ No.19567>>19568
>>19566I TOLD YOU, ADD A J-HORROR FLAG. WHO THE FUCK IS CURTIS?
▶ No.19568>>19571
>>19566>>19567AVOHK2 fittingly sounds like an SMT demon. Was this deliberate?
▶ No.19569>>19570
>>19564I refuse to believe there are zoomers who still give a shit about HSG, and anyone older never gave a shit in the first place, so by process of elimination, YOU are a xoomer.
▶ No.19571>>19572
>>19568I did say to make it harsh, but no. Now I want to feed that into character AI and see what it does.
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>>19571>I did say to make it harsh, but no. Now I want to feed that into character AI and see what it does.Fascinating… Would you like me to pick out a specific rant for you, instead?
▶ No.19573>>19574>>19594
>>19570Bullshit. You'd have to have been underage when HSG got banned from /co/.
▶ No.19574>>19579
>>19573>You'd have to have been underage when HSG got banned from /co/...I.. was..?
I've been over this before, with someone else (presumably MEX.) I kind of don't want to go through this whole song and dance again, ojisan.
▶ No.19575>>19576
>UNDERAGE PEOPLE…. IN MY HSG?!?!??!?!
▶ No.19577
>>19576>Kai, my nigga!The East is truly lost.
▶ No.19578>>19580>>19584
>You mean to tell me that Homestuck appealed to teens at its peak in popularity?
>You mean to tell me that the kids getting groomed on HSG were actually kids (he was the one grooming)
▶ No.19579>>19581
>>19574>someone else (presumably MEXIt was Ben, I've never been incredulous of your age
▶ No.19580>>19581
>>19578I remember that shitshow over the 15 year old tripfag Lalonde getting groomed, but I assumed that was an edge case.
▶ No.19581
>>19579>I've never be incredulous of your ageBecause you're aren't retarded.
>>19580>tripfag Lalonde getting groomedDoes history repeat itself…?
▶ No.19585
>>19582Dude, I love SMITE. Also, I guess the chameleons were also just a general anti-Semitism thing. Sad how long it took for me to realize that. Cool fight scene. Cool webcomic. This is his "dayjob", presumably, by the way.
▶ No.19586>>19587>>19588
>>19583Are we supposed to see that as an honest accomplishment? Because Matt Groening owes his success to Jewish comedians.
I hate both. Crashing this plane with no survivors.
>>19584Total Green Death as well.
Also, Dave would never say that. It's in the Davefag's instinct to prey on the GREENwhore's lower intelligence to score some easy poontang.
▶ No.19587>>19589>>19590
>>19586I'm reminded of that
GREEN cosplayer daterape guide that got posted on HSG
▶ No.19588>>19591
>>19586Groening is a hack, but he's a higher tier of hack than Hu$$$$talin.
▶ No.19589
>>19587Yes, I was too. This is why Davefags are shit and by extension Davejadefags tend to be insufferable.
In 2024, it's become a mixed race couple thing which is bonus points.
▶ No.19591>>19593
>>19588>Groening is a hack, but he's a higher tier of hack Is that a good thing or bad thing
He was more successful but purely incidentally.
I think both of them are vacuums of talent but especially creativity. Hu$$ler might be better at art because he's drawn things that weren't slightly modified rabbit dolls.
▶ No.19593>>19596>>19601
>>19591Reminder that Hu$$ler had not one, but TWO shots at the big time (under his alter ego who did The Best Gamers) and he blew them both.
▶ No.19594>>19595
>>19573I was in middle school when I found hsg and started reading homestuck
▶ No.19595>>19597>>19598
>>19594I'm sorry you had a childhood full of internet brainrot
Like, I was also underage when I started on 4chan, but not THAT young
▶ No.19596>>19600>>19602
>>19593He's still well-off so he technically won even if he has zero artistic integrity and has lost basically all public respect. He also gets to touch kids.
▶ No.19597>>19604
>>19595>I'm sorry you had a childhood full of internet brainrotMillennial speak. It's only brainrot when it's laser-focused.
If you're an Internet nomad, you can come out mostly unscathed, barring a couple of fetishes picked up along the way..
▶ No.19598>>19604
>>195954chan really wasn't that bad back then, and I was able to avoid basically all retarded drama.
▶ No.19599
>OH NO, YOU WATCHED PEOPLE PLAY MINECRAFT, DICKED AROUND ON NEWGROUNDS, AND SHITPOSTED ON 4CHAN WHEN YOU WERE 12 I'M SO SORRY YOUR CHILDHOOD WAS *LITERALLY* RUINED
▶ No.19600>>19603
>>19596he started well off
▶ No.19601>>19609
>>19593>his alter ego who did The Best GamersNew schizo theory to me, redpill me
▶ No.19602>>19605>>19606
>>19596Erm… college sophomores are HECKIGN BABIES, okay?!?!?
▶ No.19603
>>19600So what? He didn't lose anything. There is no justice. He can coast off his bullshit. It's done. Did Hu$$ler need to be a millionaire to "win"? No, who fucking cares, he's still in the upper-middle class and he's probably content with that with the added bonus on shitting on everyone's hopes and dreams out of spite.
▶ No.19604>>19607
>>19597Those fetishes build up over time, you know.
>>19598It wasn't as bad as it is now, but it's definitely not somewhere a middle schooler should be.
▶ No.19605
>>19602Yes, it must be black and white, you autist.
▶ No.19607>>19613
>>19604>Those fetishes build up over time, you know.Who are you to say?
▶ No.19608>>19612
I SUPER lucked out that I just stopped reading and going to hsg somewhere in the gigapause and missed out on most of the shitshow surrounding the ban and early recreations/migrations.
▶ No.19609>>19611>>19619
>>19601It's not a "new" theory. Hoopwise, the guy who did editing for the Best Gamers (and was the guy who secretly did all the writing for the reviews) was Andrew Hu$$ler. They almost got their own TV show but they shat the bed and fell into irrelevance.
▶ No.19610
Cascade was shit.
>Deliberately don't reveal information for big flash
>Reveal it all at once in a way that isn't narratively significant "
Bread and circuses.
▶ No.19611>>19614
>>19609>Hoopwise, the guy who did editing for the Best Gamers (and was the guy who secretly did all the writing for the reviews)Who else was associated with that? I feel like we need to start drawing lines.
▶ No.19612
>>19608Huh, now that I wouldn't have suspected. But then, I took my own breaks in 2013-14 and 17-18.
▶ No.19613>>19615
>>19607>Who are you to say?Someone who knows.
Pro tip: take a break from porn for a while, lest you go further down the slippery slope.
▶ No.19615
>>19613>Pro tip: take a break from porn for a while, lest you go further down the slippery slope.I don't look at porn, you moron, and I'm not like that. You don't know shit.
▶ No.19616>>19621
>>19614Yes, was it also Cboyardee or am I schizoing?
▶ No.19617>>19620
>>19614Rockcock was the only one who took it seriously
▶ No.19619
>>19609Ever since Hu$$ler admitted to not actually ever playing Earthbound, I kinda wrote him off as a FAKE GAMER.
But then, he did hang out on Penny Arcade forums, right? Maybe I've been mistaken…
▶ No.19620
>>19617Because he was a loser in a different way.
▶ No.19621
>>19616cboyardee had the same aesthetic and TBG were fans of him but I don't think they worked together
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