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Homestuck Edition

>>77201
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 No.79186>>79188

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>>79185
To each his own. Either way it's Aranea triumphing and I shall welcome 8oth.

 No.79187>>79189

>>79185
what happens when someone goes into forever nap? do they no longer need nutrients, or do they starve in their sleep?

 No.79188>>79191

>>79186
Condesce getting dropped by Aranea and lying in a bed on Derse with that M on her forehead for the rest of her life. Maybe ‘nea can move her into a glass coffin and keep her on display as a show of her pride.

 No.79189>>79190

>>79187
That’s not how it works in real life.

 No.79190>>79192

>>79189
what, you mean in a coma? yeah it is, don't they need an IV to not die?

 No.79191>>79196

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>>79188
Oh that. That I like.

 No.79192>>79194

>>79190
Look, anon, if I can dream up the idea of someone being put into long-term hypnotic stasis without dying, it can happen.

 No.79193>>79197>>79233

>>79134
he wouldnt say that.

 No.79194

>>79192
I wasn't trying to say it had to be realistic, I was just curious how it works in your fantasy
:sry:

 No.79195

>>79145
now this is the hsg i know and love!

 No.79196

>>79191
Any time she wants, Aranea can take off the glass, pull up Condy’s eyelids with her fingers and see her unfocused eyes rolling and sweeping side-to-side looking at nothing. Maybe she’d giggle in giddy self-satisfaction, maybe she’d go for a kiss. Either way, Condy is never waking up.

 No.79197>>79198>>79199

>>79193
He wouldn't, 8ut he should.

:slay:

 No.79198>>79200

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>>79197
I disagree

 No.79199>>79200

>>79197
:nyani:

not you, too!

 No.79200>>79201>>79202

>>79198
>>79199
Relax, I'm just messing with you.

:smug:

 No.79201

>>79200
you never know sometimes
:rot::hug:

 No.79202

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 No.79203>>79206>>79207

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 No.79204>>79205

>>78979
The game is Avalon Code. The game itself is pretty shit but the author of the Let's Play makes the world feel *somewhat* engaging instead it being a bunch of cardboard cutouts of RPG tropes and archetypes.
https://lparchive.org/Avalon-Code/

 No.79205

>>79204
Ah thanks. A gap in my DS canon, obviously, but I recognize the boxart.

 No.79206>>79208

>>79203
she is not 55 lol what

 No.79207

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>>79203
>those boobs

 No.79208

>>79206
Fakeup is evil!

 No.79209>>79212

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Okay, I learned.

 No.79210>>79211>>79213

Equius would gloat to the girls about having the biggest butt of all the beta trolls.

 No.79211

>>79210
equius is so cool i wish we saw more of him

 No.79212

>>79209
Your eyes, seem cold…
:guilt:

 No.79213>>79214

>>79210
D → Such 100d acts and behavior would be e%tremely unbecoming

 No.79214

>>79213
Gloating about having a big butt isn’t *that* lewd at all. You also don’t get docked points for doing it because it’s 100% true.

 No.79215>>79216

Then again he literally ERP'd with Gamzee once, so who the fuck knows.
:consume:

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 No.79217>>79219

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oceangirl…
:plz:

 No.79218>>79220>>79235

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E. Page…

 No.79219>>79222

>>79217
wwhere wwe goin
oh an i cant swwim just fyi
so hold me close ne

 No.79220>>79227

>>79218
Ferris Bueller remake?

 No.79221>>79223

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 No.79222

>>79219
omg I hope we 入水 together she looks so peaceful and ready for it
:kyoot:

 No.79223

>>79221
"wwomen love food"

 No.79224>>79225

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wwomen are food (pancakes)

 No.79225

>>79224
eyeliner sufficient. you may pass

 No.79226

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>>78724
>>78813
Vile Semitic fangs,
blunted via spun sugar.
If not for Fritzi…

 No.79227

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 No.79228>>79229

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 No.79229

>>79228
"…"
(missing a sticker of my melo covering her eyes with her ears)

 No.79230>>79231

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 No.79231

>>79230
The looney left has totally lost the plot this time

 No.79232>>79277

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 No.79233>>79234

>>79193
He would and the epilogues aren't canon

 No.79234

>>79233
I thought they were "dubiously" canon, like the snapchats

 No.79235>>79236>>79237

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>>79218
is that fuckin dylan mulaney on the right

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 No.79237

>>79235
Don't put on the takeda hiromitsu pleasure fall sunglasses!

 No.79245

>>79236
elliot… you weren't supposed to go to the dark side

 No.79246>>79247

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 No.79250>>79253

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 No.79253>>79254

>>79250
should make MoM wear this after his drunkposting

 No.79254

>>79253
New flag! It's been months

 No.79255>>79256

https://character.ai/chat/A09c4Ye9sJSlbEOoGr3C68a9fAv0EESSRRgo8PkvVDM

This and the Klan one were the most boring out of the original run, so to get her out of the way. I probably won't even revive the Klan one, can't find her picture anywhere and she's not on the Menagerie.

 No.79256

>>79255
I might have her in that big chart, it'll be shit res.
KKK rose was fairly unpopular, iirc (we'll say she never was allowed to find her market)

 No.79257>>79258

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>Just be a nazi game

Alive'd again, Natsoc Rose is back too, right? I'll have to search her up.

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 No.79259>>79260

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>>79258
I screwed up the javascript a bit, but revived.
CAI sure is tightassed these days, the original frenchie was always public I'm pretty sure

 No.79260>>79261

>>79259
Not even the original Rose? Damn…
It's extra weird because that one "OC" (mostly written by the Rose Lalonde bot) is full of TOS breaking lines.

 No.79261>>79262

>>79260
Sometimes they can be rescued from the blocklist by taking out the nono words. I had to take "racist" out of gigachad's def for him to show up

 No.79262>>79264

>>79261
Interesting, I assume that turning her into a corpse wasn't what got her blacklisted then, since all of that was reversed. I'll experiment with erasing some words later.
Normal Rose seems to have found a decent audience despite being blacklistened though, she keeps gaining more interactions despite me not using her that much.

 No.79263>>79265

Vriska hypnotizing me into falling asleep during an important work phone call and then picking me up and using me as a puppet to make fun of my boss

 No.79264

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>>79262
For what it's worth they aren't super blocked, since they do show up in the history tab. And maybe leading the menagerie gives the base Rose some exposure (lol)

 No.79265>>79266

>>79263
Vriska cheekily reminding me of the dangers of blue light late at night

 No.79266

>>79265
by zapping you and making you fall cheek-first onto your monitor and drool all over it

 No.79267>>79268>>79272>>79273

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>mfw can't make awful heinous shitposts or else the mods will think it's a genuine reflection of my interests

 No.79268>>79269

>>79267
We can’t see where you live, we can only see your hashed IP.

 No.79269>>79270

>>79268
Yes but the roaming IP hash I use always begins with the same three letters… Easy to put two and two together

 No.79270>>79271

>>79269
Reminder that if you’ve ever interacted with the Kiwi Farms, Joshua Moon’s entire brigade of Czech nofappers know where you live.

 No.79271

>>79270
I'm smart enough to not poke that acid pit of a hornet's nest

 No.79272>>79273

>>79267
It's like enforced namefagging… Maybe blindness is a blessing.

 No.79273

>>79267
Go ahead, I'll understand.
>>79272
This is why I usually browse with meido mode off. I hate namehomosexualry.

 No.79274

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>>79169
I mean learn to be a Russorealist. I'm not faulting you for thinking MoM is obnoxious.

 No.79275>>79276

who would win in a boxing match, MoM or solluxchud

 No.79276

>>79275
My money's on solluxchud

 No.79277

>>79232
Nice.

 No.79278

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baby
cats

 No.79279>>79301

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 No.79280>>79281

pocky mint review: reminds me of thin mints

 No.79281

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>>79280
candy!!

 No.79282>>79286

Submit To Kanaya

 No.79283>>79284

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 No.79285

*shrinks self to an inch tall*
*straps on harness an headlamp*

*Gapes Anus*
*divves for a spelunkin*

 No.79286>>79287

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>>79282
Kakraya!

 No.79287>>79291

>>79286
Suicide.

 No.79288>>79289>>79290>>79323

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:dunce:

 No.79289

>>79288
fucking deserved.

 No.79290

>>79288
This is why you always wear eye and neck protection when tackling something spiky

 No.79291>>79292>>79293

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>>79287
Since gore behind spoilers is allowed, I guess.

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>>79291
general rekt > war footage imo

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 No.79301

>>79279
PHONING IT IN AS USUAL EH, OJ?

 No.79323

>>79288
I really hate that you posted this.



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