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'What's the matter, Alice, you look even more autistic than usual?' edition
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>>61231 No.63211
>>63207I was kidding which is why I used the ID. I didn't even know that was you.
If only, then…
No.63213
>>63211>If only, then…if only I could experience such a preposterous beverage
I'm sure it would suck lol No.63214
>>63213>I'm sure it would suck lolI think it looks fun…
No.63215
I could update Neon Leon but I feel so tired deep inside.
No.63216
>>63215proly cuz you're spewing verbal diarrhea nonstop ngl try getting a hobby
No.63217
And now just the subtitle.
My first instinct is the classically apocryphal Hu¢¢ie-ism "Better than that piece of shit Vasquez"
But surely there's something he actually did say that's less mean
No.63218
>>63216Wow, look who's still here, doing the same shit. Wonder why he's here. Certainly in good faith.
Marzipan, come on.
No.63219
>>63217>My first instinct is the classically apocryphal Hu¢¢ie-ism "Better than that piece of shit Vasquez"Is that something that only comes to mind because of what I've said, or does the meme go deeper.
I know the comparison has been made before but I think I've the only one who's really torn into Hussnasty critically as being a twobit Vasquez without knowing how to comic (Whistles.)
No.63220
>>63218If IDs are on you can just ignore jabs…
He even made normal shitposts
No.63221
>Can't even log into Eternal Return to get my rewards
grim
No.63223
>>63214in its absurdity, sure.
but you wouldn't get the same textural delight of the individual pearls mixed in with tea!
I guess you can like, suck in tea while chewing on one of those massive balls :^p
I was actually thinking about getting boba today… I need to return some stuff to a store and the tea place is right next door
>>63218MEX, rule 4? what's the thought process, legitimately curious
or is that rule just meant to be more about organized raids/bullying
>>63220suddenly, this innocuous shitpost has taken on grim new significance:
>>62623>just got my dick sucked #SWAG
No.63224
>>63219I don't even know if it's a real quote, or just an invention of an old 4/co/ copypasta that has lived in my head for over a decade
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/49604267/#49605286Rule of funny
No.63225
>>63224Oh, yeah, I 'memba' this, shockingly.
No.63227
>>63223I had soy shit in mind, yeah, or randos going "I hate this cunt's fanart lets ruin heeer"
Turkey is kind of on the border between regular and interloper, so it's more of a weighed call
No.63228
>>63223>MEX, rule 4? what's the thought process, legitimately curiousI think spiteposts are fucking retarded. I argue with people over posts all the time but there's a certain type of user on nuchan who makes it their life's goal to make someone else's life miserable. Targeted jaking; information jamming through shitposting. Dumb, gay stuff like that.
No.63229
>>63218brother you're posting back to back to back to back, just you and marzi combined take up like 500/800 posts out of the entire thread
No.63230
>>63226Jokes? Also, yes, the reason they were underground were to illegally expand a synagogue to bypass zoning laws. Good job, Tatsuya!
No.63231
>>63227>Turkey is kind of on the border between regular and interloper, so it's more of a weighed callYeah, and which direction is it weighted?
>>63229So fucking what? Piss off.
No.63234
>>63229Don't forget me
No.63235
Pareto principle n sheit
No.63236
>>63234yeah だろ shame on you as well man sorry not sorry
No.63237
>VGH IM SO DEDICATED TO THE TRVTH
>THAT IM ABOVE IT ALL
>WHILE I'M A SHITTY ATTENTIONWHORE ECELEB
>MY PRINCIPLES ARE HONESTY
>HONESTY ABOUT WHAT?
>UH NOT LIKING YOU GUYS
>AND ALWAYS BEING RIGHT
>AND BEING CHAINED DOWN BY NO ONE BECAUSE I'M A BIG MAN
No.63240
>>63236Shame comes in short supply around here
No.63241
>>63239Yes, believe it or not, he's fucking retarded. Can you stop endlessly deliberating like you're the comically indecisive king from some sort of medieval farce?
No.63242
>>63239the point is that 700/900 posts come from the same three people, it isn't even an echo chamber at that point
No.63243
"HEY homosexualS,
MY NAME IS ANDY (NOT JR!!!!!!!!!), AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE FAT, RETARDED, NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF THEIR DAY LOOKING AT STUPID ASS PICTURES. YOU ARE EVERYTHING BAD IN THE WORLD. HONESTLY, HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER GOTTEN ANY PUSSY? I MEAN, I GUESS IT'S FUN MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN INSECURITIES, BUT YOU ALL TAKE TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN JERKING OFF TO PICTURES ON FACEBOOK.
DON'T BE A STRANGER. JUST HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. I'M PRETTY MUCH PERFECT. I WAS CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM, AND STARTER ON MY BASKETBALL TEAM. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY, OTHER THAN "JACK OFF TO NAKED DRAWN JAPANESE PEOPLE"? I ALSO GET STRAIGHT A'S, AND HAVE A BANGING HOT TEENAGE GIRLFRIEND (SHE JUST BLEW ME; SHIT WAS SO CASH). YOU ARE ALL homosexualS WHO SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELVES. THANKS FOR LISTENING.
PIC RELATED: IT'S ME AND MY 8ITCH"
No.63244
>>63242Which is why you definitely want to be here on here for the purpose of:
No.63245
>>63242Now, now, you should see that I'm far too gentle to enforce an echo chamber…
No.63246
I wonder if turkey is the one who got banned from marzichan for slurposting and was really angry about it
>>63241>Can you stop endlessly deliberating like you're the comically indecisive king from some sort of medieval farce?別にそんなことしてないよ
you make it sound like me going "ugh I wish this guy was banned" will make MEX suddenly change his mind. MEX already lets lots of stuff I personally find reprehensible run wild, so it feels kind of silly to suddenly make an issue of it. I'm already in a position of deferring to MEX's rules (within reason)
No.63248
And also yeah, this is part of why I hate IDs being turned on but nobody fucking listens to me so.
No.63249
>>63245I know that I have respect for that, still it's actually disappointing to realize it for what it is, especially knowing that some people literally don't do anything other than to just talk here all day, alas, gonna go paint now man take care
No.63250
>>63246>you make it sound like me going "ugh I wish this guy was banned" will make MEX suddenly change his mind.He literally asked for votes:
>>63162 No.63251
>>63249>especially knowing that some people literally don't do anything other than to just talk here all day>alas, gonna go paint now man take careLove this "chill" outro that couldn't go without a passive-aggressive jab. What a nice and sane individual.
No.63252
>>63248I'm sorry… The intensity has been lessened somewhat, but it could just coincide with tempers burning out
No.63253
>>63245So you'll let a toxic shithead stalk around and fuel his hateboner of said echochamber.
No.63254
>>63252No, I'm still fucking angry and want him nuked off because he's a spiteful asshole.
No.63255
A spiteful asshole here SOLELY BECAUSE OF ME.
A spiteful asshole who isn't an oldfag.
A spiteful asshole who DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HOMESTUCK.
No.63256
>>63254
No better quotes than the JTHM/Whistles rivalry?
Going with that for now
No.63258
>>63255"Yeah, nice going"
No.63259
>>63257Only the url is set in stone, so we're fine
No.63260
>>63243okay I won't lie, this was funny. but going in so hard makes you look a little over-invested (purely from a rhetorical victory standpoint)
>>63252>>63253we're really just coming around to the classic pitfalls of lax moderation, aren't we? I swear I posted about this earlier :^p
moderation is a key tool in shaping culture for a site as small and young as this one. anytime you bring this up though you get pushback from mvh unfiltered anonymous imageboard freeze peach people who would happily let the website become modern 4chan/"peak" 8chan because they think it literally all boils down to less moderation = better
No.63261
Also, he acts like he didn't spend a sizable amount of his day on a tiny altchan antsy because of his little e-relationship falling apart. HE'S SO ABOVE IT ALL, YOU GUIZE.
No.63262
>>63260>okay I won't lie, this was funny. but going in so hard makes you look a little over-invested (purely from a rhetorical victory standpoint)It's a copy-paste where I replaced one word and added another.
…How old are you, Marzi?
No.63263
>>63258Again, I'd do the busywork if you fucking let me but you're a still, lazy piece of shit queen mother.
"Oh, bother, whatever should I do about the
DIAPgoblin? I've told some of my handmaidens to bother off but he just
DIAPd them!"
No.63264
>>63262>It's a copy-paste where I replaced one word and added another. looking over it again, it is, yeah… I haven't seen it in a long time and the "just got blown by my teenage gf" made me think it was original since he did that in this thread lmao
I feel silly for not recognizing it now though
>…How old are you, Marzi?wouldn't you like to know?
No.63265
haha you guys are losers you ever think about depression is just your fault dont reply to this btw or ur gay catch you on the flip side
*Proceeds to haunt the thread for the next seven hours anyway.*
No.63266
>>63260Frozen peaches arguments usually involve subjects, not people.
It can get a little personal when things are this size.
I agree with Winter that in the spirit of fairness and accountability, MoM would have to eat a ban too.
No.63267
And just like not banning the dipshit stalker, turning on IDs is a great, cool way to turn off new people. Really love how you're handling the site, MEX and how you're impossible to confer with in private.
How about that to-do list, again?
No.63268
>>63266>I agree with Winter that in the spirit of fairness and accountability, MoM would have to eat a ban too.I would do it if his were *all of his* and fucking permanent. But, no, at this point, fuck you.
No.63269
The only reason IDs would scare people off is if you obsessively keep track of every little thing someone says and try to use it against them, which you do anyways
No.63270
>>63267>cool way to turn off new peopleUnlike calling them retarded dersites every other post…
No.63271
>>63269No, I fucking don't, you retard. If I did, I'd be better at identifying them.
That's what Turkey-kun just fucking did. The reason they're bad is it shows how fucking small the board actually is.
No.63272
I can't sleep.
No.63273
>>63270That's Chan culture. Having 3~ fucking users isn't.
No.63274
>>63272You should launch IBMs at Turkey.
No.63275
>>63268Gonna need a sighing Flambery sticker for this one…
No.63277
>>63273Pareto principle, like I joked.
I'd love to not be 20% of the thread, but that would require others speaking up, or poor little posts languishing without feedback…
No.63278
I won't surprise if this single night killed the site. Not saying I didn't help but great job, asshole.
No.63279
>>63277>I'd love to not be 20% of the thread, but that would require others speaking up, or poor little posts languishing without feedback…THE POINT IS THAT PEOPLE WOULDN'T NOTICE AS EASILY WITHOUT IDS, YOU FUCKING MORON.
No.63280
>>63274I think you're actively contributing to the problem by whinging about it for 4 hours straight, it doesn't really matter if you're right. Going off this hard is bullshit to read and dries up the goodwill of other anons in the board. MEX contributes to it by being indecisive.
If I was on a board to post Nintendo trailers or whatever and saw this incessant bullshit I would
wwalk away and never come back.
No.63281
BUT YEAH, LET'S KEEP TURNING ON THE IDS.
No.63282
>>63280He doesn't respond to DMs so what
It's more just a crystallization of his general problems as a mod.
No.63283
>>63280>>63278Also, I fucking said as much.
No.63284
>>63279Hrrm, maybe it's a matter of perspective. Sinec I already "knew" most anons are generally detached/sporadic and most activity is driven by just a fraction.
megidochan.com's threads were spanning two, three weeks, you'll recall.
No.63285
>>63284>Hrrm, maybe it's a matter of perspective.YES.
THE NEW USER'S PERSPECTIVE.
WHO WOULDN'T NOTICE THIS. UNLESS YOU KEEP BRINGING IT UP DIRECTLY. OR INDIRECTLY, BY SHOWING IDS, YOU FUCKING TARD.
AND GOD FORBID WE BAN THE COOLKID CASE STALKER OR SLAP SOMEONE ON THE WRIST FOR TARDRAGING ABOUT RUSSIA EVEN THOUGH THE NOVELTY HAS LONG WORN OFF.
No.63286
>>63273>That's Chan culturemaybe you don't need to keep that part of "chan culture"? maybe part of the reason the largest imageboards have devolved into largely negative, soul-sucking places has to do with some of their supposedly enviable culture?
No.63287
I mean, you DO act abrasive and mean, and are 40% of the thread. Perhaps only those with most saintly of patience (Marz and I) have it in them to chat for extended lengths
No.63288
>>63286No shit but guess what didn't fucking help today.
>>63287I can be "wrangled" if you actually listen to me on shit which should be very fucking obvious such as making sure this cunt:
https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/text/mantheon/ never ever fucking comes back.
No.63289
>>63288
Learn to let the buzzing of gnats pass without comment, I'd say, but sure, if it starts up again you're both suspended.
No.63290
>>63288>No shit but guess what didn't fucking help today.sorry, I'm not sure I follow. wouldn't less adherence to "chan culture" (lax moderation) have helped in this case?
No.63291
>>63174https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxQtS3p8ACk&list=OLAK5uy_m_AEM62iV7TCJYa5654LeGEe7MOInnFjo&index=1&pp=8AUBMore easy-listening black metal, I guess. Archetypal vocals that sound more like singing. It's not raw guitars but they're certainly distorted. I guess I'd just say it's middle of the road in "blackness" and well, quality. It's alright. I don't have many thoughts.
Except that I'm angry. Very angry.
No.63292
>>63291>Except that I'm angry. Very angry.
this doesn't need to be an angry place
No.63293
>>63289>>63290Sorry, but having someone who is present solely to be a thorn in your fucking paw and having what is, essentially, your friend go "Hmmmm…. whatever shall I do…."
is a beyond-infuriating experience.
No.63294
Since this discussion should be contained, a bit of overtime
No.63295
>>63294The discussion is over. There's nothing to be said besides you're a fucking retard. Let me out of this cage for lobotomized apes.
No.63296
>>63293>>63295I'm sorry, MoM. It's more a kind of resignation than indecision, I assure you.
I think I mentioned this breifly on steam (not at pc), but if done haphazardly, people have a tendency to dig in their heels.
No.63297
>>63293I have some sympathy for MEX in this situation. I have some light experience moderating (prior to marzichan), many years ago, and back then I didn't have the spine to put my foot down when somebody overstepped. only, back then, it was instances of a friend bullying another friend.
obviously, MEX isn't friends with turkey, but I'm guessing the extreme at least partially comes from wanting to accommodate anyone who's willing to use the site, since it's young and trying to grow.
but as many have pointed out, being hesitant in these situations can actually be much more harmful, because if you don't cut out these toxic people, they can tear down your whole project, or push away the people you really want (or in my case, hurt friends who are the most vulnerable)
No.63298
>>63297>the extreme atthe extreme tolerance*
No.63299
>>63296Do you seriously not trust yourself to that degree? Don't be fucking stupid.
>>63297This, in particular, set me off because he's been like a bad flea and I've let him back into my life more than I should have even though he's done some obviously sketchy shit. And now he feels like a fucking ghost that I can't get rid of because he knows of my little fortress of solitude and can prod at me with his little bullshit platitudes and barbs for all of eternity or try to reel me back in and I might because I'm a lonely fucking naive retard.
No.63300
But, no, yeah, kill him.
No.63301
AND I KNOW I SAID THIS BEFORE BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE WHINED AS HARD IF IT WASN'T SOMEONE I WAS CLOSE TO. IT'S THE PERSONAL BETRAYAL THAT MADE ME ANGRY, NOT HIM. MOSTLY.
No.63302
I'M SICK OF FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THIS.
No.63303
YOU JUST DON'T LISTEN IN GENERAL. NO ONE DOES.
No.63304
Anyone time that?
The 100 minutes that EXPOSED and DESTROYED megidochan, hehe.
No.63306
>>63299>I'm a lonely fucking naive retardMoM :((
be strong <3
was your frappuccino good?
>>63302:^<
No.63307
>>63304I'm sure he's real happy with himself that he got a melty out of me.
No.63308
All shall be absolved in the old-new thread
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