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Pop-up cafe edtion
Old >>41670
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 No.43635

>>43566
What the fuck was his problem?

 No.43636

>>43634
I think they're AI voice reading an AI transcription of a Chinese ad

 No.43637


 No.43638

>>43633
It's because it's kino.

 No.43639

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I love YGO but how the fuck am I supposed to use this theme, spread 'em out, dood!

 No.43640


 No.43641

>>43586
Wait until he learns how much worse it is than Morrowind.

 No.43642

>>43593
Truly, it was posts about Homestuck.

 No.43643

>>43597
That one stuck with you, eh?

 No.43644

>>43605
>>43606
>The absolute state of Roxy
:innocent:

 No.43645

>>43613
Esther's fursona is Grumpy Cat.

 No.43646

>>43639
Spread what out
Like rows of three?

 No.43647

>>43614
Stonetoss is miles above Sinfest because it at least tries to make jokes most of the time instead of doing the same "arc" time and time again. Yes, the same Stonetoss with the shitbaby gag. :dose:

Also, haha, unzipped.
>>43617
FATE HAS CHOSEN HIM.
>>43618
>For like two weeks, I plan to do a an appropriately Christmas-y variant as well for December
>More things to delay DEMANDS

 No.43648

>>43646
I told you to just remake the border in a rectangular form.


Or you could just have it one card at a time but I think both options here are unreadable.

 No.43649

>>43626
I prefer Streetscapes. :0k:

 No.43650

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>>43648
I like the gimmick of it as is, but I do appreciate feedback

Updated to three columns, that way there's a nice gutter lane for QR window to slot into

 No.43651

Even in my most light-hearted, goofy dreams, my lucid mind can't help but drag in my insecurities.

y0ure getting 0ld
:0k:

 No.43652

>>43650
>I like the gimmick of it as is, but I do appreciate feedback
Stubborn as a MULE.:bird:

 No.43653

>>43651
20s are young! Try juggling a happy wifey with a retro gaming backlog!
:goonsay:

 No.43654

I wonder if Meizen will tolerate Rose Lalonde in a nazi uniform

 No.43655

>>43653
It's so easy to fall into line. Parents raise kids to where they don't know how to live with them and then expect them to know how to live without them. It's all so tiresome.

 No.43656

>>43654
They explicitly banned ironically edgy so no, you fucking idiot.

 No.43657

>>43656
She's not doing anything bigoted though
Just standing there?

 No.43658

>>43657
>Just standing there?
In a Nazi uniform. You know the rest.

 No.43659

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>>43647
Stonetoss is pro-bricoid and therefore automatically bad (pretending to be chuddy in an inauthentic way)

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 No.43661

>>43659
>(pretending to be chuddy in an inauthentic way)
Also, lmao at the irony. :neckbeard:

 No.43662

as ab0ve so bel0w

 No.43663

>>43662
There goes my card. :nyc:

 No.43664

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 No.43666

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 No.43667

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>>43666
wtf…

 No.43668

>>43667
We did it, Reddit! :cal:

 No.43669

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>The average ojisan Janitor™ on Meizen
:ojisan:

 No.43670

>>43669
I don't have the guts…

 No.43671

>>43670
You will when you're 32. :letmein:

 No.43672

>>43661
I bet you think "antifa stone toss" wasn't a clever reverse psychology self promotion technique

 No.43673

>>43672
I bet you still haven't applied to the army despite reveling in the deaths of people your country is sending soldiers to kill.:nipah:

 No.43674

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>china/brics mentioned in a negative light
>instant seething about the GROWN ASS BOOGEYMAN
this but instead of a pumpkin it's your skull rent free

 No.43675

>>43673
>your country is sending soldiers to kill
They aren't, unfortunately.

 No.43676


 No.43677

>>43675
Lol, brown.

 No.43678

>>43677
Is this some "Russia is fighting the whole NATO" cope

 No.43679


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 No.43681

>>43679
Rare Chinese industrial accident good end

 No.43682

>>43679
A Woman Was Cutting Wood With A Grinder On The Construction Site

 No.43683

>>43681
Confirmation bias.

 No.43684

>>43682
When The Result Was Cut In Half The Whole Piece Flew Out Directly
The Face In The Middle Was Fortunately Wearing A Safety Mask
Otherwise
This Beautiful Face
Would Be Destroyed

 No.43685


 No.43686

MSPFA: Kanaya on Little Red Book.

 No.43687

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX2-xdQJiPQ NOOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT.

 No.43688

>>43674
>Rant like a retard about the same shit ad nauseam
>Be surprised when people assume it's you when it's brought up

 No.43689

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Be Chinese
Wake Up For Work
Elevator Is Shut Down Because It Cut Someone In Half
Use Stairs Instead
Can Not Use Car Because The Garage Collapsed On It
Barely Avoid Getting Swallowed By A Sidewalk Sinkhole
Narrowly Dodge A Car That Rolls Over A Four Year Old Child
Finally Make It To Train Station
Escalator Eats The Guy In Front Of Me
Ten People Are Trampled To Death Trying To Get On The Train
Train Derails Killing Hundreds
Crawl Out Of The Rubble And Stumble To Work
Clock In At The Oil Refinery And Light A Cigarette
Resulting Explosion Vaporizes Four City Blocks

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 No.43692

>>43690
OJ!Fritzi strikes again

 No.43693

>>43691
We aren't at war with chyna

 No.43694

>>43693
Shouldn't stop you from dying in a trench.

 No.43695

>>43692
AYO MY WEAVE
*Horror sting*

 No.43696

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Imagine intentionally giving yourself a fucked up anime eyebrow.

 No.43697

@No one in particular.
:washout:

 No.43698

>>43696
*reluctantly peels off strip of nori*

 No.43699

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>>43694
*escalator

 No.43700

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>>43699
Lol at the thought of you trying to go on a shooting spree in China only to meet your end to an escalator.

 No.43701

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:0k:

 No.43702

>>43701
Making thick ukraine

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 No.43704

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[BLOCKED]
:pathetic:

 No.43705

>>43700
I wouldn't go up a Chinese escalator

 No.43706

>>43705
You fall into one. It's very dramatic.

 No.43707

>>43704
>why bro is mad
:infraction:

 No.43708

>>43707
It was "whys" which is technically proper grammar but it was a zoomer meme so :infraction: in another sense.


Also, reminder to move :woe: and :sigh: to NGE

 No.43709

I don't think I could ever consistently watch Vinny because Nirvana circlejerking comes out like a tactical nuke to my anger sensors every fucking time.

 No.43710

In a Ghost Trick theme, would sissel be dave or john?

 No.43711

>>43708
Oops, they were double up. Should be gone soon.

 No.43712

>>43710
>Ghost Trick
>Dave or John
Comeonnow.png
:bird:

 No.43713

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>>43712
John was my initial thought, but the time shit…

Might as well go with my gut

 No.43714

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We need to John and Rose code this site to shit. We can't give any leeway to Dave, GREEN, or Calibornfags, etc.

They already infest every "alt" space for Homestuck to shit. We need to be more RETVRN than even the other RETVRNS.
>>43713
Also, I don't think this was on your original outline for themes so fuck you for adding more to your workload on a whim. :Hu¢¢iefacesticker:

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>>43714
>so fuck you for adding more to your workload on a whim.
I keep having ideas
Like hiding images and making each post a Seele slab

though this would work best pair with some kind of text to speech that reads it when you click them, kinda involved

 No.43716

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Claud Sonnet thought our front page was already Rose coded fwiw

 No.43717

>>43715
>Like hiding images and making each post a Seele slab
Would be cool. But remember the DEMANDS :b8:

 No.43718

>>43716
Klaus Schwab over here.

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 No.43720

>>43719
I think you could just proompt a pic

 No.43721

>>43720
Shut up, Autism. :beatmeatbag:

 No.43722


 No.43723

>>43722
My worst enemy is my own enema.

 No.43724

Thanksgiving is way late so different thread theme I guess

 No.43725

>>43724
No shit, we go through these fast and it's been a very virile and adorabloodthirsty :nyc:

 No.43726

I might have said this but even as Karezi's world's strongest soldier, the adorabloodthirsty log makes me :barf:

Hu¢¢ie can't write relationships for shit unless they're ambiguous enough to be completely denied and negated by the brain-damaged fanbase (John and Rose.)

 No.43727

>>43726
What did Davekat even accomplish by being real, they were fat piece of shit in each other's general vicinity?

 No.43728

>>43727
What did Rosemary accomplish by being real, what did Roxyjohn accomplish by being real, etc

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 No.43731

I know this is :goonsay: but TRICKSTERS are like Darth Vader saying "Yeah, I'm so much happier now"

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 No.43733

>>43732
Black Lives All Matter

 No.43736

>>43731
They have to say that, or how else would you know?


Newn
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