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 No.39353[View All]

藍色小精靈 edition
OLED: >>38588
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 No.40552

>>40550
I genuinely don't like girls though, I like driving them mad with the genuine disinterest that comes along with that

 No.40553

>>40548
To some extent, especially because I said I fell in love with her, you fucking ESL.

There was a lot of musing about the hidden virtues the kind of girl it was. It was some kind of birthday party and they were all types of "readers" (of which I came up with a fan-version to self-insert as: "the angry reader") and they went to some pretty extravagant ends for me. And I got drunk.
>>40550
No, they think you're gay if they'd ask you if you'd be (some kind of metaphorical?) ballerina in which I responded with that I've genuinely considered ballet.

 No.40554

>>40553
yeah I think you're just stupid as usual

 No.40555

>>40551
There's only like 10 people here and I know you're the only one to post that kind of thing apropos of nothing, come on.
>>40552
You have a fundamentally warped view of relationships. I'm not sure if it stems from the erotomanic tendencies or the misanthropy. :sry:

 No.40556

>>40554
Okay, retard. :de:

 No.40557

>Majetano, in her rightful place, at the top
Everything is right in God's world. :de:

 No.40558

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>>40555
it stems from personal experience that also feeds into misanthropy, and I'm more credible when I say girls are actually really just annoying because I'm not very much a virgin incel like yourself am I

 No.40559

>>40558
You're one of the two people in this thread whose judgement I trust 0% of the time. :de:

 No.40560

>>40559
boy I dated the kinds of girls you wouldn't be able to make eye contact with, what you might want to call delusions or erotomania or whatever else is just how I function in the romantic settings, and it's most often proof tested

you are an exception though like I said before, your unique kinds of brain damage go far beyond my social capabilities, you'd realistically need someone proficient in navigating that specifically

 No.40561

>>40557
There's no beating the first generation

 No.40562

>>40560
People with Type B personality disorders often have many shallow, unfulfilling relationships. The irony is that you profess to wanting a stable, long-term one while still acting like a PUA nutcase. :shame:

 No.40563

>>40555
>only one to post that kind of thing apropos of nothing
I can think of two or three others who might

 No.40564

>>40563
Can you? :shame:

 No.40565

>>40562
Not really my fault things turn out the way they do. I extensively reflect on past interactions to make sense of what went wrong and why, and not to say I'm above human error but the shallowness isn't something on my end. It's just impossible to function within a logical sense with most people, including yourself, because practically you respond to manipulation better, displayed in how you'd respond to any given affection from me in contrast to how easy it was to get under your skin with mere hostility, the majority of people out there have the same kinds of impulsive, animal-drive sorts of consumerist nature that you do as well, and that's the major issue with dating in it's entirety, I don't enjoy having to dabble with mental games, but acting accordance to my own principles just means frictions and poor results.

 No.40566

>>40565
Nobody sane would write this shit. :de:

 No.40567

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Never played this game so I'm not sure how it should animate

 No.40568

>>40566
That's just deflecting the conversation, report back to me when you go through some relationships with the best intentions at heart and we can discuss how things turned out for you. Bonus points if you can approach people with an honest personality without playing stupid games, if you have the kind of self awareness to even refrain from that.

 No.40569

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>>40567
It's fine.

 No.40570

>>40568
>if you have the kind of self awareness to even refrain from that.
I don't play games with people. You have no theory of mind. Not everyone is a histrionic loony with a huge glass ego. :de:

 No.40571

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Posts are gonna look really fucked up being forced into these confines, but if that's the call…

 No.40572

The only food you can feel comfortable eating after brushing your teeth is sushi. #woah

 No.40573

>>40571
Just use the top border and the color scheme of the card text. Are you stupid? :de:

 No.40574

>>40570
See? got under your skin again, just as intended. It was the same way interacting with you, annoying cycle of trying to be halfway decent before I decide to hurl some abuse at you for good measure, oddly enough you're always more receptive to the latter. There's some insincerity there, though I can't quite put my finger on what it exactly is.

 No.40575

>>40574
Maybe it's because I don't trust your kindness. Have you ever considered that? :de:

 No.40576

>>40536
Sounds exciting my last dream was accidently getting onto a "first class" bus that was $15 a ticket, even though I only need a single stop

 No.40577

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>>40573
I was certain it can be done

At least before the advent of stickers. Maybe the post body can use a scroll bar

 No.40578

>>40575
Why but how could you care about my rudeness while not trusting the kindness? The inserity lies in how ungrateful you are for anything nice, all while I get all the disadvantages of doubt. Was a common occurence that you'd make bad assumptions of me, and then twist the context around when I try to be vulnerable to prove my innocence, getting all "oh wow haha you're being like that lol pathetic. All in all why I suggested you're an insincere person unsure of what you yourself want to begin with, and why I say you'd practically respond better to manipulation.

 No.40579

>>40577
I forgor this.

 No.40580

>>40578
I'm not continuing this gay bullshit in public. Just leave me alone if you feel that way?

 No.40581

>>40580
we could continue in private 😊😊😊

 No.40582

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>>40575
Watch out, Majetano! Don't trip too many flags…

 No.40583

>>40579
It's my job to remember
:absolve:

 No.40584

>>40581
All that and you still say that? :…:

 No.40585

>>40582
What did he mean by this?

 No.40586

>>40584
can't help my soft spot for you unfortunately

 No.40587

I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.

 No.40588

>I don't play games with people
what such hypocrite you are

 No.40589

>>40588
Is this a joke or are you being dense? I honestly can't tell.

 No.40590

>>40587
>I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.
Boys and there vidya

 No.40591

>>40590
Leads to boys and their gay e-date drama.

 No.40592

>>40591
Single player win

 No.40593

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>>40591
so we were e-dating is what you're saying

 No.40594

>>40593
No.
>>40592
As I was saying before…

 No.40595

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>>40594
you want me so bad

 No.40596

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picture: e dater

 No.40597

>>40515
>if you think the Smarffans are commie then you need to do your research.
Maybe not commie, but definitely useful idiots

 No.40598

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 No.40599

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>>40560
Time for eye contact practice, doutei yowayowa zakojisan~!

 No.40600

>>40597
>definitely useful idiots
Rich coming from you.

 No.40601

>>40599
Mmmh, yep, I could start into Louise's eyes all day…
Probably.

 No.40602

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Mother. Fucker.

 No.40603

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>>40602
wdhmbt?

 No.40604

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:;:

 No.40605

>>40602
do it pussy do it 8ITCH do it no balls

 No.40606

Do you think she'd visit if I added a cunnichihuahua sticker?

https://x.com/skskprprms3/status/1846808720896033222/

 No.40607

>>40604
masonic kitchen tile :o:

 No.40608


 No.40609

>>40607
Every Smvrf who's any Smvrf knows to keep their eyes open for that.

 No.40610

>>40608
I'm just looking for a league do man don't read too much into it

 No.40611

>>40606
Only one way to find out. Make sure its name is :wwomen: though.

 No.40612


 No.40613

>>40611
>:wwomen:
Keke, good idea

 No.40614

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I need to get back to recreating JOKEY the General sprites:clown:

 No.40615

PAPA

 No.40616

>>40615
BRAINY

 No.40617


 No.40618

>>40617
SIMPSONETTE

 No.40619

PAPA SIMPSON

 No.40620

>>40619
Worlds will collide.

 No.40621

>>40619
How I wish there was a swap filter:kiddo:

 No.40622

>>40621
What does that mean?

 No.40623

SIMPSONETTE

 No.40624

PAPA SIMPSONETTE

 No.40625

I love it when you call me Big PAPA.

 No.40626

>>40622
Like setting it up to transpose all the SIMPSONs and Les Schtroumpfs

 No.40627

Les Schtroumpfs and the SIMPSONs are the same thing

 No.40628

>>40626
What's the difference

 No.40629

Gargamel should be Mr. Burns and vice versa

 No.40630

I wonder if that makes Smithers his Azrael

 No.40631

>>40629
>>40630
Yeah, agreed :shittydog:

 No.40632

>>40630
Azrael cumming huge load everywhere.

 No.40633

We have the kind of free-wheeling discourse BlueBuddies just won't LET you have.

 No.40634

>>40633
free wheel deez nuts niggaaa 😂😂😂

 No.40635

>>40634
Not very Smvrfy of you, friend! :rollseyes:

 No.40636

>>40633
Have you seen their AI SIMPSONs? They're lacking, still using the old craiyon

 No.40637

I wonder if BlueBuddies has an Azrael emote to fill out misc.

 No.40638

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 No.40639

>>40635
>>40638
fuck I didn't reply

 No.40640

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You will NOT add this song from a kid's game to your music playlist.

 No.40641

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 No.40642

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 No.40643

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 No.40644

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>>40637
One left, but who?

 No.40645

>>40643
Too many Smvrfberries. Where's Kojimbo Smvrf when you need him?

 No.40646

>>40644
wwhy not all of them i fuckin lovve smvrfs

 No.40647

>>40645
busy getting plapjakked

 No.40648

>>40647
THIS WASN'T THE PLAN. IT WAS *HER* TURN. :eve:

 No.40649

>>40645
Might be fun to try drawing a genius Kojumbo simpson

 No.40650

Rocco Botte SIMPSONsona. :rant:

 No.40653




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