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 No.33312[View All]

Fanservice edition
Old >>32568
650 posts and 166 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.33977

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And an amber one - Lunatics

 No.33978

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 No.33980

>>33975
>>33977
>Retarded parallelism
Wow, you're a regular Andy Jr. Also, get rid of the filter for his last name. We shouldn't be exalting him, even in jest.
>But he was a con man
No, not really, he could have made it big.

 No.33981

>>33980
*great conman

 No.33982

>>33980
>We shouldn't be exalting him, even in jest
My thought was that it occludes megidochan returns for Huss1e results of any potential vainsearching

 No.33983

>Retarded parallelism
Hmm? I planned on cribbing the actual hex color values
Do you need a nap?

 No.33984

>>33982
That's stupid.
>>33983
>Hmm? I planned on cribbing the actual hex color values
So what?

 No.33985

>>33984
>That's stupid.
Tch, shoulda figured negotiations are fruitless during a FULL moon.
*Shoot u*

 No.33986

>>33963
If that's the yardstick, I'm already broken.

 No.33987

>>33963
if you troon because of a persona character i will beat the shit out of you

 No.33988

>>33985
Just stop being stupid.

 No.33989

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>>33986
It's because of the alchemical symbol of Sagittarius, retard.
>>33987
I wouldn't even though Ulala and me are connected by a special bond and she's very relatable.

I'm a #NeverTroon #NeverGoon

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 No.33991

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>>33989
>It's because of the alchemical symbol of Sagittarius, retard.

???

Erm, did you mean the symbol for Sagittarius' ruling planet, Jupiter 🤓

 No.33992

>>33991
>Erm, did you mean the symbol for Sagittarius' ruling planet, Jupiter
Pedantic, but yes.

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 No.33994

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>>33993
hiyah!

 No.33995

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I guess if I ever do that Ancient Greek kitsch one, a starry background astrology kitsch would be a good counterpart

 No.33996

total dersite death!!!!

 No.33997

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beta hex maniac dropped

 No.33998

>>33997
zamn! does she lactate

 No.33999

https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1847006929790685652
I guess ghoulish Russo-Okro drone killcam libs now also do Gaza stuff

 No.34000

>>33997
cute how the greyscale filter removes her mouth and nose

 No.34001

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>>33998
mamam titty!

 No.34002

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Alright, STRANGE.css and STUCK.css are complete and togglable. I still have yet to make buttons for the title page, but am otherwise pleased. Now I can end my theme kick until November's Yugioh and MEAT ones, phew.

STUCK will be /hsg/'s default outside holidays, it's pretty much like the current default but with color thumbnails and a less embroidery.
I'm sure the local grouch will say I'm a gay retard who should sucks diick2 in hell for this, but I personally find it funny ・3・

 No.34003

idk if there are even Homestuck associated sounds, but close enough. Time for video games.

 No.34004

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>>33999
>Killing the leader of a known terrorist organization that rampaged around Sderot recording themselves raping wwomen and smashing babies is… le ghoulish!
Kill peaceniks. Behead peaceniks. Roundhouse kick a peacenik into the concrete. Slam dunk a peacenik baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy pacifists. Defecate in a peaceniks food. Launch peaceniks into the sun. Stir fry peaceniks in a wok. Toss peaceniks into active volcanoes. Urinate into a peaceniks gas tank. Judo throw peaceniks into a wood chipper. Twist peaceniks heads off. Report peaceniks to the IRS. Karate chop peaceniks in half. Curb stomp pregnant peaceniks. Trap peaceniks in quicksand. Crush peaceniks in the trash compactor. Liquefy peaceniks in a vat of acid. Eat peaceniks. Dissect peaceniks. Exterminate peaceniks in the gas chamber. Stomp peacenik skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate peaceniks in the oven. Lobotomize peaceniks. Mandatory abortions for peaceniks. Grind peacenik fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown peaceniks in fried chicken grease. Vaporize peaceniks with a ray gun. Kick old peaceniks down the stairs. Feed peaceniks to alligators. Slice peaceniks with a katana. Kill anti-war protesters with machine guns. Burn peaceniks alive. Riddle peaceniks' bodies with shrapnel. Throw acid into peaceniks' faces. Gouge peaceniks' eyes out. Curb stomp peaceniks on the nearest pavement. Obliterate peacenik cities. Kick peaceniks' heads into washing machines. Crush peaceniks with tank threads while they still scream for mercy. Slit peaceniks' throats. Cut peaceniks in half with a rusty saw. Push peaceniks' faces inside jet engiges. Brutalise peaceniks with nearest improvised weapon. Smash peaceniks' heads into the wall repeatedly. Pour molten metal into peaceniks' mouth. Feed peaceniks glass. Feed peaceniks to Bakhmut dogs. Execute peaceniks with autocannons live on state TV. Hunt down every previous and future peacenik generation. Kill peaceniks with every weapon ever invented and documented by mankind. Bomb peacenik journalists in a cafe. Nuke peaceniks. TOTAL PEACENIK DEATH NOW AND FOREVER.

 No.34005

>>34004
I don't mean WARFIGHTING, it happens. I mean normiecon_doge on xitter watching along

 No.34006

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>>34005
The people who complain that watching bricoid/global south DERSITES get what they deserve from Ukrainian/Israeli drones in HD video is somehow morally wrong, are usually the same people who have been reposting the same folder of Juba vids for the last decade.

You're not somehow morally superior to normie redditors; you just hate white people.

 No.34007

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 No.34008

>>34006
seems like /pol/ brainr0t to me.
The only thing I posted for a decade would've been Nancy or annyui pics (if he hadn't gone furry for braixen)

 No.34009

>>34007
Erm, how come pre-Christian Thor gets to use a Gothic font 🤓

 No.34010

radical idea: wacky Indian gods vs Yahweh instead of European paganism

 No.34011

>>34009
That's Zeus and the goddess is Aphrodite

 No.34012

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 No.34013

Trying to fix my sleep schedule. I haven't seen an activity from 413man on the scraper bot, so obscurify is set off

 No.34014

>>34011
thats evven wworse

 No.34015

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 No.34016

>>33994
>GREEN

 No.34017

>>33995
Stupid and terrible.

 No.34018

>>33999
>>34004
>>34006
Holy shit, fuck off with this autistic mindvirus bullshit already.

 No.34019

>>34007
PAGAN GOOD. JEW BAD.
>>34011
I have no doubt the Goddess is Aphrodite but it really should be Hera. You know, Zeus' fucking wife. Either he made a really depiction of Hera or he doesn't know fucking anything for the religion he's advocating for. Take your pick.

 No.34020

>>34012
Surreal enough that I like it. Doesn't need the second panel. They rarely do. At this post, it only serves to undermine the punchline because of how formulaic the second half of the set-up is.

 No.34021

>>34015
Take the LOV——EPILL

 No.34022

>>34017
Kinda, but it's a distinct look that I'd like to see captured

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 No.34024

>>34022
>but it's a distinct look that I'd like to see captured
Karate chop MEX in the balls.

 No.34025

>>34023
You review that, I'll make a pilgrimage here
https://www.kubelsbarnegatlight.com/

 No.34026

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>Have a nightmare so bad that you have to force yourself awake so you're not in it anymore

 No.34027

https://youtu.be/S-dJpaM8DFo Click to instantly lose ten years off your life.

 No.34028

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>>34026
Maybe my attempt at aping Hu$$ler can scare you to sleep

 No.34029

>>34028
This is self-indulgent. I hate how you even got this idea in your head.
>scare you to sleep
Nobody says this. Unless you're planning on raping and pissing inside me when I'm passed out as good jannies often do.

 No.34030

How am I supposed to get free games without XLR…? Got reminded of that looking at sales… Tch..

 No.34031

>>34029
>This is self-indulgent
Heheh, this place might become a monument to my self indulgence. Like now, I can hear the SMTV Expel Kill noise whenever I want, simply by clicking on the megidochan title page

But I was checking through spriter's resource, and the touhou rippers never upped the the stage backgrounds from LoLK. I kinda wanted to try a Clownpiece or Doremi's chamber theme later…

 No.34032

>>34030
Appreciate when he already gave you

 No.34033

>>34032
Fuck you, I'm a wwomen.

 No.34034

Unironically think I just got a notification on my phone from YouTube music that said "Discover the music you've already heard."

 No.34035

>>34034
All I got was 13 pleas from the Harris 2024 campaign

 No.34036

https://sageru.org/

>Text boards foster more focused discussion

 No.34037

>>34034
>>34035
>Click "New Release" from something that looked like metal
>It links me to nothing but the homepage and now the name of it is gone
Holy shit. Why.

 No.34038

>>34036
Post it, you coward.

 No.34039

>>34038
Whatever Might You Be Referring To

 No.34040

>>34039
Megidochan.de

 No.34041

>>34040
Oh.
To the audience of who, spam bots? Not worth the risk they follow through links to find open posting forms. I will ask bloodsniffer1024 or whatever her name was to rate the themes though

 No.34042

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is it just me or does scraps have scars in her eyes?

 No.34043

>>34041
>To the audience of who, spam bots?
Yes. This was a courage test. You failed.
>I will ask bloodsniffer1024 or whatever her name was to rate the themes though
NEXX

 No.34044

>>34042
She's just a big of David Bowie and Billy Idol and whatever.

 No.34045

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What if you could…?

 No.34046

>>34045
*Torrent'd*

 No.34047

>>34046
In the future, NEETs (roughly 60% of the populace) will be the only thing preventing hyperinflation as they hoard their money like dragons.

 No.34048

>>34043
It's close enough to new thread. I sent it.

 No.34049

don't call me bowlcutmaru!
my name is teh bestia

 No.34050

>>34048
> I sent it.
(You weren't actually supposed to send it.)

 No.34051

>>34050
I Dont See What Should Stop Me

 No.34052


 No.34053

>>34051
We don't want to directly attract spambots.

 No.34054

>>34053
Right, yeah I ain't touching sageru, I merely asked that person artist her opinion on an almighty megido theme

 No.34055

Sprunki Sprunki Sprunki Get Funky Funky Funky

 No.34056

>>34052
W-Why is he lounging like that?

 No.34057

>>34054
> I merely asked that person artist her opinion on an almighty megido theme
You didn't respect my wishes, once again…

 No.34058

>>34056
wwhat are you talkin about

 No.34059

>>34057
C'mooon, you were just about to NEXT THREAD me again!

 No.34060

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 No.34061

>>34060
XLR's sexual partner in 5 years.

 No.34062

>>34059
I wasn't if you didn't blurt some nonsense out again.

 No.34063

>>34062
Or rather, if you weren't going to.

 No.34064

>>34061
He paying for the privilege, or a free pickup?

 No.34065

Hungry for a pretzel crust that no longer exists

I think I might need to be a le synthwave grainy VHS text tag for such posts

 No.34066

>>34065
>I think I might need to be a le synthwave grainy VHS text
I think I might need to kill you. You're going millennial senile.

 No.34067

>>34064
Both but in the opposite order.

 No.34068

But, this was an especially important thread for archiving my ideas, so listen up, MEX!

 No.34069

>>34066
>You're going millennial senile
It's ironic funny VGHposting :(
But that is possible, I hit (Ojisan - 1) in a like week.

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 No.34071

The pig screech is my favorite

 No.34072

>>34070
You should find the posts where I talk about the themes and @ that post too. :^)

 No.34073

>>34071
Of course it is. He's just like you!

 No.34074

>>34069
>It's ironic funny VGHposting
Escape the goon within your mind.

 No.34076

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someone make HSG general XLIX - Sprunki Edition for me [since i cant answer the last field]

 No.34080

>>34076
I trust you aren't a SEA 'p spammer, but you must learn! (The /co/ archive should explain, probably)

I indulged myself.

>>34077
>>34077
>>34077



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