No.28775[Last 100 Posts]
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>>27976 No.28778
well, i'm def not spending 70 dollars for Metaphor
No.28780
>>28778I've pledged myself to DQIII HDemake
No.28781
>>28779nah, it's just bland
No.28782
>>28780don't buy that shit
No.28783
HSG anon sighted ruining STALKER thread on /v/.
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/689795628/#689804873Deploying punitive goreposting.
No.28788
>>28784play any of the other versions…
No.28790
>>28789They're doing the birthrates thing instead
No.28794
MY FR13ND R34CH3D 3P1S0D3 12 0N H1S M4DN3SS C0MB4T L1V3BL0G.
https://soyjak.party/mtv/thread/56105.html No.28795
>>28794How long is each Madness Combat?
Is that a full 90 minutes of concentration?
No.28796
>>28795MY FR13ND ST4RT3D W4TCH1NG TH3 S3R13S 2 D4YS 4G0.
No.28797
4LS0 1 S33 J0HN'S 4RM R34CH1NG THR0UGH H34RTS B0XC4RS' D00R.
No.28798
>>28797Maybe the NO-retcon versions are in that offline homestuck archive.
… I could consider downloading it.
No.28799
>>28792seriously how has this been going this long
No.28802
>>28800Megidochan please be nice to txt files
No.28803
>>28798Just right-click and view image, and remove "retcon" from the filename. At least, that worked the last time I read HS, which is years ago (I can still name all the Felt in order from memory though)
No.28804
>>28801Must be hard thinking up such sanitized jokes
No.28808
Alcohol + sleeping drug = sleep all day
No.28809
>>28808That's not J-Horror but I did have a J-Horror J-RPG dream so maybe it knows.
No.28811
>>28718>>28744So, is it going in?
No.28812
>>28811As what? I was think it probably needs a sound toggle
No.28813
>>28812Literally any of the boring food options, you idiot. Rose should have a line about John when she gets one.
No.28814
>>28745Rosemary +
LOVER OF FAT WOMENoldry + RosexVriska should warrant a death penalty だろ.
No.28815
>>28808Does nobody check on you?
No.28816
>>28813But they're pure poison, so says the Homestuck Narrator. There is a 10% chance for John to give Rose a regular gusher when she is hungry
No.28817
>>28815It's more fun if they don't.
No.28818
https://fixupx.com/billdifilippo/status/1839111637317370249?t=_wtkHaXdLVzC7QYyHqFi1w&s=19As a (former) New Yorker, this is all unironically true.
>>28759>The classic NYC Black and White!!!
Rose, as a TRVE New Yorker, should get the option for one of these.
>>28816>But they're pure poison, >Implying that stops wwomen No.28819
>>28762Aren't fat babies always meta in Mario Kart?
No.28820
I still feel tipsy but I need to write these dreams down or else I'm going to KILL MYSELF.
No.28821
I'm going to enable Rose here to she if she works.
And if I need to adjust the game balance, it might be too fast paced for a diversion left open alongside HSG
No.28822
>>28792Goys, she said it again!
No.28823
>>28801>>28804Homestuck reference?
No.28824
>>28786But the EU and NATO and UN are alright though.
So is it just racism and anti-communism + boomerbrain? You would think you would adapt to some new meme ideology after all these years. Instead, you're the Ben Garrison that never was.
No.28825
>Still tipsy
HahahFFFUUUUUUU-a, FUCK.
No.28826
>>28825>Trying to type at my normal speed and feel like "I'm able to">But then everything gets blurryThis is fucking psychedelic.
No.28827
>>28824It's not "boomer" to acknowledge that Russia is a neobolshevik state run by a "former" KGB man, no matter how many times you smugly say "the cold war is over gramps!"
>Instead, you're the Ben Garrison that never was.I miss back when Ben Garrison wasn't a pro-jewish zigger, so I take that as a compliment.
No.28828
>>28827>I take that as a compliment.It's not.
No.28829
It's time for unpredictable information you might be interested in, tho never asked for:
99942 Apophis, the doomsday asteroid, gonna get closer of all to the Earth in 2029 year. The homestuckers might say "Meh, so what?". I'll tell you what - closest point of its path next to our beloved homeplanet will be exactly on april, 13.
4.13, my dudes.
Still not cool enogh?
13th day of april in 2029 will be friday. Friday the 13th
THE MORE YOU KNOW
No.28830
>>28829We forgot to do anything with it this year.
No.28831
>>28830Was there anything we usually do?
No.28832
>>28831>Was there anything we usually do?Grabs
diick2 No.28833
>>28831Support Russia and Israel.
No.28834
>>28832That's an eternal constant
>>28833Purrhaps… Still waiting on the megido.com saves to see what if anything we were doing.
No.28838
>>28837Shobon. But if megidocoins had a real value, I suppose they could be burned to call a language model instead
No.28841
>>27979Actually, unironically, thinking about this and the chameleons from Sinfest… Imagine if Sinfest was just his sidegig to writing for a children's MMORPG?
No.28842
>>28840Thinking we're all one tortured schizo is funnier than the vagueposting
No.28844
>>28842That's true, unfortunately, it's hard to cultivate.
No.28846
>>28843>Teru-Teru bozuHmm, perhaps a counterpart to the rainy theme.
No.28848
>>28846Is Rainy already bozu? I'm still very tipsy.
No.28849
Okay, after using it while browsing I can say the game should run at 1/3 speed or less.
You can't even tab out for a couple minutes without it starving
No.28850
>>28845Gold?
>>28849What are we talking about, here?
No.28851
>>28847Making fonts is simple enough, you just draw/paste the glyphs into their boxes.
I dunno about having multiple styles of letters, though. Maybe you could have one set as normal, bold, italic
No.28853
>>28850The rose webkin test
It should be under options after and f5, or a ctrl+f5
No.28854
>>28851>I dunno about having multiple styles of letters, though. Maybe you could have one set as normal, bold, italicNo, I want it to be random. >:(
>>28852FLAG YOUR FUCKING POSTS.
No.28855
>>28850the mustard blood in madness combat isn't inspired by homestuck's gold blood
No.28857
>>28855I didn't say it was. That wasn't the question. Stop unzipping my pants.
No.28858
>>28855You sure? We need a formspring statement to be sure.
No.28859
i watched every episode of madness combat [expect for episode 12, im watching it currently]
No.28863
It took him 2 days to watch almost 2 hours of silly fighting animations.
No.28864
>>28859>>28861Zoomer Anon, did you play Wizard 101 when you were younger?
No.28865
>>28863Watching flash dummies kill each other with guns is FUN though
No.28866
>>28863I took a month to sit down and watch David & Lisa
No.28867
my soon to be husband posts here apparently
No.28868
>>28866I assume that you at least actually sat down and watched the movie without stopping every 10 seconds to browse social media.
No.28871
>>28865As a wise man once said, "Any retard can shoot a gun."
No.28873
>>28865You're no watching shit.
No.28875
>>28867Will you have a JohnRose cake topper?
No.28876
i currently liveblog madness combat in the sharty
https://soyjak.party/mtv/thread/56105.html No.28880
>>28868Yeah, I just belted it out when I started. Teared up a couple times, too.
No.28882
>>28878Is it a music snob groupie?
No.28883
>>28882NO. It's MoM's Turkish fag friend. He has a bad hairline, or so I hear.
No.28884
>>28882I'm not a snob and I'd happily listen to whatever my boy likes listening to AND I'd enjoy it
No.28886
>>28883Haircut. Bad haircut.
No.28887
>>28885no I'm not sending pics to anyone other than my one and only beloved and he knows I have a fine hairline and that's all that matters
No.28891
>>28876>the posting of soylita is not permittedSays the board that posted soylita pics when they raided the previous iteration of megidochan
No.28892
>>28891There could've been like 3 soypalace coups between now and then
No.28893
>>28890You can have it all… My empire of shit…
No.28897
>>28896wwhat the fuck is the point
No.28898
>>28892Who cares
I wish there were drawfags here so I could get a cute pic of soylita and roxykitten playing together
No.28900
>>28897I imagine it feels more "real" when you aren't allowed to screw with them arbitrarily.
No.28903
>>28900I never even figured out how to edit messages manually.
>Hahah, what if we tricked you into permanently getting answers that directly contradict their definitions :) No.28904
>>28902>>28864Why are you pretending like you're talking to people when you ignored the one neutral attempt to engage with you
No.28907
>>28905:/
That's disappointing. I could have used that as leverage!
No.28908
>>28901After DaveJade… Peanuts?
No.28909
>>28899That little girl soyjak with the bow
No.28910
>>28902I think it's explained in the side ".fla" stuff
No.28911
Remember how "The Kids don't think the trolls are real aliens" phase lasted like three fucking pages and basically only applied to John with some Dave toppings. Real fun writing. Definitely doesn't reek of a Gen X-er burnt out on media saying "I can't even do this in a tongue-in-cheek way because of how played out it is" tropebrain (despite his protests of hating trope brain.) He definitely was having fun with the comic by that point, yes, sir.
I've come to believe that Hu$$ler fatigue with the idea of actually writing characters started by Act 2 which is why he came up with the trolls' cartoon personalities and typing quirks. Fatigue with the fucking premise of the game coincided.
No.28913
>>28908Black
wwomen are coming for all of your loveless or unrequited lover white boys in media, watch out.
No.28914
>>28912Man, this reminds me of Dogma. Fuck Dogma.
No.28915
>>28911>Hu$$ler fatigue with the idea of actually writing characters started by ActWell the audience all raved over the EPIC flash stuff more than the initial logs as well
No.28917
>>28914The boss fight is pretty fun.
No.28918
>>28913Eri, Sero, and Kenji are safe as hapas
No.28919
>>28915>Well the audience all raved over the EPIC flash stuff more than the initial logs as wellAnd we should remember that the comic started as an EPIC FLASH thing too. Hu$$ler was trying to show off and jerk his audience off super hard from day one. That's why Homestuck was cursed almost from day 1.
No.28920
>>28918You underestimate how desperate black people are.
No.28921
>>28920>black people MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX.
No.28923
>>28917Known Catholic prefers the ending where Isaac isekais to fight televangelism and then has his dad post his Hecking wholesome 100 anti-Christian story on r/atheism rather than the ending where genuine faith in God prevails. Many such cases!
No.28924
>>28922"rock" is quite the generous way to describe "butt rock."
No.28925
>>28923I never said the ending was good. Just the fight.
No.28926
>>28925The absolute state of Marians.
No.28927
Not Kevin Smith's Dogma?
No.28928
now that i watched every episode of madness combat, what should i watch
No.28929
>>28928Stalker (1979), it's on Youtube.
No.28930
>>28928>>28929This is what we call grooming.
No.28931
>>28927I'll never get over Roger Ebert's reaction to that compared to his review for some 90s-2000s Biblical boner comedy. Fucking hypocrite. God, do I hate papist cunts.
No.28932
Evangelical puritans are at least consistent.
No.28933
should i watch krinkels' extra stuff related to madness combat
No.28934
>>28933Of course
Watch the Breadman stuff too
Oh yeah and IV
No.28935
>>28933You were going to do that anyway so do that before you watch Stalker, I guess.
No.28939
>>28938i was not meant to spil that image
No.28941
>>28937i'm not going to watch that pripara bullshit
No.28943
Muh Epstein.
No.28947
>>28946>image spoiled cuz of mc12 spoilersThank you so much.
No.28949
i'm not going to watch shitty girly anime, i prefer watching madness combat episodes
No.28951
>>28949What about Stalker?
No.28952
>>28949And that's why you'll never be my nigga
No.28953
Zoomer, what about Happy Tree Friends? You ever watch those? I prefer them to Madness Combat for my cartoon violence fix.
No.28954
>>28953Also, our dedicated /scene/ theme needs some HTF rep.
No.28955
>>28950Hnnerrrr, 🤓 Why not? All those memes are regurgitated just as often on twitter and everywhere else.
No.28956
>>28955What are you talking about?
No.28957
>>28954Never watched an episode. As subversive content goes, violence never fascinated me as much as sex or racism.
No.28958
i remember watching that madness combat live action movie teaser/trailer [i think it was] thing on youtube, i can't find it anymore
No.28960
>>28957>As subversive content goes, violence never fascinated me as much as sex or racism.I think you're just a perverted racist then.
No.28962
>>28957>Never watched an episode.For the sake of utilitarianism, I will say there are already a ton of early web assets out there.
No.28963
>>28961Dare we say the g-word?
No.28965
>>28960>>28964And let's be real, that puts you in the same category as Crumb which you do not want to be in.
No.28966
Also, either of those are much more deliciously taboo. At least in America (apologies for evoking the bush-era lib 'GUNS okay but no SEX?').
No.28967
>>28965Better company than a pack of nogs circling to ook and eek at the weekly weave-snatching. It's really enough to make you sigh.
No.28968
>>28967He wanted to fuck those nogs though.
No.28969
>>28966That's goon logic. Pray you don't goon logic further.
No.28971
>>28970How deep are we in Floydkraine
No.28974
>>28973Happy Tree Friends or Riot.
No.28977
>>28901total redhead replacement
No.28978
>>28977Blacks might hold grudges even longer than Jews.
No.28981
I am angery
No.28983
>>28982things and stuff that make me angery
also it hurts everywhere
No.28984
>>28983>also it hurts everywhereWe could be besties.
No.28985
>>28984sorry the angery went away and I'm TAKEN
No.28987
>>28986boyfriend double times as best friend
No.28988
>EU hours die down
>HSG dies
Por que?
No.28989
>>28988but is 4 pm in the EUs??
No.28990
>>28963>Dare we say the g-word?I dare!
G
rocieries No.28994
>>28993Suck of them titties
No.28997
>>28996Really?
Does these feminine female human beings look like troons to you?
No.28998
>>28997Listen, at this point, it's a sixth sense.
No.28999
I'm looking at that canthal tip, fr, fr, YA RLY.
No.29001
>>29000It's the noses. They know.
No.29002
>>28999>srsly guiseORA!! BECOME 2008!!
No.29003
>>28999Hneeerr, it's Canthal TILT
And it could be anything with all the eye shaper 🤓
No.29004
>>28988Gotta sleep some time (0700 through 1200)
No.29006
>>29005wwomen never thirst trap, it has to be twisted tricksters
No.29009
>>29006>>29007Deluded jarhead.
No.29010
>>28975Bah, stupid MoM!! Yours is making mine look fake!
But seriously for a moment, quite strange things to say on the tiktok fansite yes
No.29011
feefee check
No.29013
>>29010>Bah, stupid MoM!! Yours is making mine look fake!Huh?
No.29016
>>29015I keep getting ideas for new ones
How about
Peak >> god tier
No.29018
>>29017A classic, but the mutational load is kinda high
No.29028
>>29025>'Conservatives'>Rob Schneider22 minutes of missing the point
No.29029
>>29028Is Tim Heidecker conservative now too?
No.29031
>>29029Ah, sou, I didn't watch that far.
So charitably 11 minutes of missing the point?
No.29033
>>29031>I didn't watch that far.It's in the title.
No.29035
>>29034VGH. vgtroon really became synonymous with rpgmaker among a certain segment
That reminds me, I have to try pestering zwid again
No.29037
>>29036just do the stupid captcha and resend it it'd take less time than complaining about it
No.29038
>>29037I solved the captcha, as you can see. It still ate my DM
No.29039
>>29038skill issue truly ngmi
No.29040
>>29039Uh-huh, yeah, stop talking.
No.29041
>>29033>>29031>>29029If the vid is meant to compare the (((Conservative))) disfavorably against goyische goon humor, all 22 minutes are dedicated to missing the point
No.29044
>>29043Oops
It's not horrible enough to rate a spoiler, certainly
CW: "Daddy"
No.29045
I'm literally an empath I can read people
No.29046
>>29045Deploying more chaff
No.29047
>>29046yeah it's always all fun and jokes but I also just happen to be right every single time
No.29050
>>29049Megidochan Observation list
No.29051
>>29035>vgtroon really became synonymous with rpgmaker among a certain segmentThem being?
No.29053
>>29043>>29044CW: a character that is a dad.
No.29054
>>29051The teenage girls all making "shrines" to the same 8 games
No.29055
>>29054Name the hateful eight.
No.29058
>>29055Vgtrooned:
Ib
Witch House
Mad Father
Grey Garden/Wadanohara/Mogeko Castle
Others:
(OFF)
(YUME NIKKI)
(OMORI)
(UNDERTALE)
Enby territory:
((HYLICS))
((FEAR & HUNGER))
((LISA))
No.29059
>>29058Your categorization needs work.
OFF is in the safe zone, Yume Nikki is tained, and OMORI and UNDERTALE are bad seeds.
No.29060
I can't remember something (misogynistic pun.)
No.29062
>>29059"Others" isn't unsafe, just games outside the VGperson sphere.
The aesthic/Level of Violence in YN and Undertale aren't enough for me to sink them down into the enby zone.
OMORI seems really girly, too. There might be some guro play ofc, but I can't say since I never played it.
No.29063
>>29062>"Others" isn't unsafe, just games outside the VGperson sphere. All wrong?
>OMORI seems really girly, too. It is. You can tell when a series is girly when the "boy's boy" comes off like a huge
homosexual.
>There might be some guro playNo.
No.29065
>>29063>All wrong?https://vgperson.com/games/OFF, Yume Nikki, OMORI, and UNDERTALE not touched by their hand, I think.
No.29066
>>29065Who is this fucking retard and why should they be the basis of anything
No.29067
I LOVE WHEN JOHN SAID HE WAS NOT A HOMOSEXUAL. THAT WAS SO FUNNY AND IT TOTALLY SOUNDED LIKE A HUMAN AND LIKE THE JOHN WE KNEW FROM ACTS 1 AND 2.
No.29068
>>29066The trickster with stealth mental real estate on a lot of bloggy teens.
No.29069
>>29068Pure conjecture, pure bullshit, die.
No.29070
I will crush you btw
No.29071
I just needed an excuse. I hope it kills me this time. I hope your shitty fucking filter is the straw that breaks the camel's back.
No.29073
>>29072No, you really won't.
No.29076
I thought I had three but I only had two, whatever.
No.29077
>>29069The neocity you link even lists a few
No.29078
>>29075Nobody actually likes me. I'm grating.
No.29081
I was gonna try to get tavernAI to fill out the dialog grid for me, but where's the Karkat card?
https://characterhub.org/characters?search=&first=50&topics=Homestuck&excludetopics=&page=1&sort=star_count&venus=false&min_tokens=50&first=50&page=1Wtf? Do I have to make him myself? From the short description the one on CAI seems not worth bothering with.
No.29082
>>29081>Wtf? Do I have to make him myself?Find a card. The subhuman Romanian could probably be tracked down for one.
No.29083
>>29078Take the pink pill, "
wwomen" get away with anything.
Joudan joudan
Maybe meditate?
No.29084
>>29083>Take the pink pill, "wwomen" get away with anything.. . .
No.29086
man that's so fucking selfish
No.29088
>>29087MoM logged off…
But I think that's him, yes.
No.29089
>>29088can you explain why MoM's being like this
No.29090
>>29088>MoM logged off…0min0us
>But I think that's him, yes.All those literal whos before Rose, Karkat, or John. I can only hope they're requests.
No.29091
>>29089We made a deal that he get checked into a mental hospice and scrawl the url to HSG on the bathroom stalls
No.29093
>>29092We approach Waning Crescent, a time of release, surrender and reflection. Perhaps the more sensitive among us are susceptible to such heavenly influences.
No.29095
how about I slap the idiot out of him maybe that'll have a heavenly influence and knock some sense into his stupid head and then maybe he goes like "oh wow this guy actually loves me huh"
No.29099
he'll be okay right
No.29100
>>29098The first one is making me brainstorm a troll with hair-dango lookin' horns
No.29102
>>29097Now I wanna try copypasting in some of Mad Thad's "joke" posts to see if it'll mess with the thread analysis
No.29103
>>29099MoM? I'd assume so, yes.
Though I'm generally inclined to take anything posted here with an air of flippant breeziness… and I'm not one to pry into anyone's private living situation, either (unless volunteered).
No.29105
>>29104sprite comic ass lookin' game bra
No.29106
Our moons kinda lag the actual iCalendar pulled moon a lot of the time. It's not a fixed interval at all, how could SMT lie to me?
No.29108
>>29103he's my goober and he's my baby and it's cry for days if something did dud happen to him
No.29109
>>29108I'd* cry for days**
No.29111
>>29110stay mad stay jealous I love him more than anything else in the world and I think he might also be loving me a tiny bit as well maybe I think
No.29112
>>29111I am not a
homosexual so it's merely odd.
I'd maaaaybe be a little jealous if you had turned out to be a music snob groupie
No.29114
i should prob uninstall Starfield…and yet…
No.29115
>>29113I hadn't realized she was a titanic valkyrie
No.29121
>>29119Gotta look smooth to earn
>>29120 No.29127
Huh, megidochan's tab icon has changed
Now it's half-Aries, half-yen, half-little bug
No.29128
>>29127that makes three halves and combined results in more than one full you idiota
No.29129
>>29127Yep, that's the idea!
Hopefully I can get it to turn red on alert of new posts (XLR HEEEEEELP)
No.29130
>>29123How is Sluggo so WEAK
No.29131
>>29124is that ai dungeon
No.29133
unfortunate emeowlyle profile on the tl
No.29134
>>29128Oh really?
The how comes that you makes you half-idiot, half-troonjak, half-
homosexual, half-doublefucker, half-silly billy crokodilly, half-Nicado Avocado and half-stpid same time while keeping one full?
Checkmate, mi amigo
No.29135
>>29133a couple decades of HRT will fix them
(and give them osteoporosis)
No.29139
>>29138A smol kitten grown weary of society
No.29140
>>29137Okay, okay, I agree I went quiet too rudy about you. Let's say you just a quater-Nicado Avocado and a third-troonjak
No.29141
>>29139>A smol kitten grown weary of society>A smol>kittenThat's a dudeguy manbro in his bed trying to stick his boner in this hot + seductive BBW-pillow, hiddenly raping her as we can see in this picture
No.29142
>>29140but a quarter and a third combined still leaves me nearly half empty…
No.29143
>>29142You've been watching so may ayneemays your thoughts went fully 2D and you have lost the ancient technologies of 3D thinking, mah boi
Imagine Earth lake a planet. It is half-shadowed and half-lighted, while same time it is half-north and half-south, while same time it half-continental and half-oceanic. And it all still one
So is you
No.29144
>>29143Ficking typos
>Imagine Earth lake a planet.LIKE, of courshe
No.29147
>>29145I don't want sex either, only partially out of sochin complex
No.29148
>>29146Under the surface there's nothing else but blood, bones and flesh; and every single cell of it crying out loud literally this "You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even
TRICKSTERS who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back."
No.29149
>>2914325% + 33% = 58%
58% * my bodyweight = I die of malnourishment
No.29151
>>29090>All those literal whos before Rose, Karkat, or John. I can only hope they're requests.Yes and no. Again, YUUGE Hiveswaphead.
No.29153
>>29135>osteoporosisRuns in the family.
No.29154
>>29133>>29135Put Emeowyle's live timeline on the front page, lol.
No.29157
>>29123Should have been the fastball special. That would have been slightly funnier. Even funnier if it was the basketball stuck in three. #comicbooks
No.29158
>>29113>Not doing an SS or Lightning Flash crackLazy, lazy.
>>29115I was going to say it just happened unceremoniously 3 pages before between her being giant and not but it seems she was always giant after getting flung. The power of comic books.
No.29159
>>29158>>Not doing an SS or Lightning Flash crackOr just Sowilō.
No.29160
>>29145Wow, he's literally me.
No.29161
>>29141>>29143Rudy posting real Megidochancore gems. These ESL posts might lead to an AVOHK2 renaissance.
No.29162
neet retard with epic fail
No.29164
Reddit retard with epic win.
No.29167
Filter epic to EPIC.
No.29168
filter deez nuts
No.29176
Sorry, chuds, Megidochan is a Madness Combat board.
No.29177
what's a madness combat is that like a runescape game?
No.29180
@MEX
This guy
>>29179 told me you'll tell me about something called AVOHK2
No.29182
>>29174Probably a fan animation. I've seen all of Krinkels' stuff that's on Newgrounds and I don't recognize that shot, though it looks kinda similar to the office from MC8 (which is probably what inspired it)
No.29184
playing league rn with my babby rnrn
No.29186
>>29185someone's getting kicked out of the room + door locked + no treats for 8 weeks
No.29188
>>29184>>29185>>29186You could have posted a Roxykitten but you failed.
No.29189
>>29185Fuck, I forgot to take the embed out
You know what I mean
No.29192
>>29189Rose posting another AVOHK2 rant.
No.29193
what's a RoxyKitten is that like a runescape game?
No.29194
>>29193What's Runescape is that like an RPGmaker game?
No.29195
>>29194yeah you can kill goblins and wear skirts and hold hands in the grass laying down together and stuff it's really fun
No.29196
>>29195Sounds kind of drainy to me.
No.29197
Today is a Killerz kind of day.
No.29198
hop on .hack//fragment , lil bro
No.29199
Lil bro needs a filter
No.29203
Roxy not hooking up with Jake after they had their big emotional blow-out about why Jake couldn't work with Dirk and why Jane couldn't work with Jake was literally just pandering to Roxyfags. Literally no fan of Roxy would want to see her hook up with Jake even though she had a thing for him and it would be a logical conclusion to all the romance drama. Instead we get both of the relationships doomed to failure in two of the timelines.
Very cool.
No.29205
>>29202What the fuck did Ukraine ever do to you
serious question
No.29206
>>29205>What the fuck did Ukraine ever do to youHave the curse of being one of your very seldom autistic fixations.
I literally said I would nuked Ukraine solely because of Johnroxy.
No.29208
>>29207Why is he slamming
No.29209
>>29208you're a smart guy go figure
No.29210
>>29209I'm really not but alright.
No.29211
>>29206>Have the curse of being one of your very seldom autistic fixations.Yeah, I hate the people who started the biggest European war and the biggest white genocide in three quarters of a century. That's hardly autistic or unique to me.
No.29212
>>29211Just up, autist. The nuke goes off in 3, 2.. 1.
No.29213
>>29212Two more weeks, right?
No.29214
I get more attached when you're mean
No.29215
>>29214I'm not being mean.
No.29216
>>29215you're always mean
No.29217
Are all Turks like this?
No.29218
>>29217I've only known one other Turk and he was kind of like this.
I think all Southern Europeans are kind of like this.
No.29219
>>29213No, it just went off but globalhomo is covering it up. Millions of dead Ukrainians because you posted a coal ship.
No.29220
>>29218What do you mean???
No.29221
>>29220You know how (YOU) are too.
No.29223
>>29222SEE A PSYCHOLOGIST.
No.29224
sorry not everyone's brains are turned into mush from antidepressants and stuff some people out there are capable of feeling emotions
No.29225
>>29224>some people out there are capable of feeling emotions>Mood swings LE GOODNow tell me about your healing crystals.
No.29226
>>29225I can give you some of my healing crystals maybe you'll start being nice for once
No.29228
>>29227my healing crystals are raw molly
probably the only type of healing crystal on earth to fix this ghoul
No.29229
>>29228That's not a crystal.
No.29231
>>29230Nobody takes it as the crystal form.
No.29233
I'm suicidal again.
No.29236
https://youtu.be/AzKgKwS_ViQ?si=l31L1rN6rhyf4597 Finally, YouTube recommends is understanding me.
No.29237
I wonder if I can trick AI dungeon into writing my bullshit for me if it's too LOVER OF FAT WOMENed for that.
No.29238
Where's MEX when you need him
No.29239
I'm gonna fix him chat
No.29241
>>29238Maybe he's sleeping, maybe he's shitting hard, maybe he's working, maybe he's drinking in the bar, maybe he's playing a game or maybe he's having a TV/anime/game non-stop marathon right now
No.29242
>>29154A delightfully devilish idea…
And I suppose it can be Hu$$ler when the gag wears off
No.29243
>>29240>Posts the ugliest woman you've ever seenIs this Polish?
No.29244
>>27979Also, it should be noted that the LORE is distinctly Norse despite meaning to be/supposed to be a weird mish-mash. Like from the start, it was (VVorld Tree) and then the new writer (or old, IDK) kind of brought back to that.
Tatsuya? Tatsuya, is that you?
No.29246
>>29245Roxykit gonna' freak!
No.29247
>>29199>>29201Are there any endearment ones related to lil cal?
No.29248
>>29247Twitteroid-tier suggestion.
No.29249
I think I'm dumb sometimes
No.29250
>>29249a little teeny tiny bit it happens I'm only human I'm trying my best
No.29252
>>29251Thoughts on Megidopop?
>>29097 No.29253
>>29252Literally the aesthetic of every millennial woman that didn't get a sexual awakening from Sailor Moon but still watched it.
No.29254
>>29253>a sexual awakening from Sailor Moon…and how doed Sailor Moon supposed awake the sexuality of little girls according to you?
No.29255
>>29254Tuxedo Mask or they find out about the Japanese version with the lesbian incest.
No.29259
God fucking damnit, it's begun
No.29260
>>29255>Tuxedo Mask or they find out about the Japanese version with the lesbian incest.I've been watching Sailor Moon on TV when I was little kid and I don't remember there was a
lesbian incest.
No.29262
>>29260Because you were watching the Chicanx dub or whatever, bro.
No.29263
>>29261the thing with the stuff
No.29264
>>29263Be a little more clear.
No.29265
>>29264the spell is starting to work
No.29266
>>29261>>29264The little "problem" that is plaguing altchans
No.29267
>>29266being a small enough community that it's borderline not even anonymous anymore??
No.29271
>>29269The new Jews of the new age.
No.29272
>>29267That could be solved with an influx of new users :)
>>29268No, something that requires a sterner hand
No.29273
>>29270I'm closer to the other Kandata…
No.29274
>>29268A few soy disciples
WERE ALREADY HERE, besides
No.29275
>>29272or we could just bee like one big family!!
No.29277
>>29273so is he now
his kidneys gave out and had to get new ones installed
No.29280
>>29279I think
wwomen do prefer the objecthead build, so I'll abstain
No.29281
>>29280wwomen are a headache thoughbeiteverest
No.29283
he's so cute he's so baby
No.29286
>>29284look at his silly lil nose look at the top of his head isn't he such a cute lil guyy
No.29289
>>29285Meh… Very very meh.
Talking to chat, that's nothing else but script big mmount of known scripted answers, and do nothing but IF/ELSE logic, even tho it can have some replenishment of new line of answers by chatter users aren't something can catch my attention.
No.29290
Test
No.29294
>>29290>>29292I'm trying to design a filter that autobans the pizza man
No.29295
>>29289This reads like AI itself. Ironic. I can send you the logs, you dolt. It wasn't always a bot.
No.29296
>>29295>This reads like AI itself.No, it's not.
(Grabs dick panicly)
No.29297
hnggg
No.29299
>>29294Alright this version seems fine?
No.29300
I'm sure he'll just switch to some other url, but if worst comes to worst I can set it so any hyperlinks in OP give you a ban (hid0i!)
No.29302
>>29298The jiggle physics have be increased after the last DD2 title update. Most pleasing.
No.29304
Might change things up and increase thread limit to 1025
Pros:
Nice Homestuck flavor and 2^10 + 1 flavor
Takes up less pages
Cons:
Topples tradition
Increased pressure on the already addled Kagi-chan
Loading?
No.29306
"I ought to finally follow Lobsterman's dogma and clean my room and penis"
No.29307
I believe everyone would benefit from cleaning their own penis
No.29308
Portugal has fallen.
No.29309
>>29308Did you see another swaggering black "teen" (28yo FOB)
No.29310
>>29307you can clean mine
No.29313
>>29309/lolg/ is that way.
No.29314
>>29312>tetherusdt will SURELY collapse soon. anytime now!
No.29315
tea2er
No.29318
>>29317But you are retarded.
No.29319
>>29318retarded in love with you yeah drop the attitude
8ITCH No.29322
>>29321But she was exonerated every time
No.29328
>>29327I'm imagining a golden chud head
No.29331
>>29316Blueberry goblin bimbo GF with hammer from anime Kerbal Space Program
No.29332
>>29331MEX, write this down on Xitter. Rudy's #ourguy
No.29333
>>29332Do you want the pic in it?
No.29334
>>29333Sure. #leagueoflegends #poppy to be extra devilish.
No.29335
a lotta racist guys up in this 8ITCH I swear
No.29338
>>29336You forgot the previous Rudy classics.
No.29339
TOTAL GOLEM DEATH.
No.29340
>>29338But we can't give emeowlyle too much attention…
No.29342
>>29340Why not?
>>29161Post 'em NOW.
No.29343
I saw a girl say she liked Eri once, but she also didn't really read the troll part
No.29346
>>29343>>29344>>29345I know a girl who's obsessed with Eri.
No.29347
who's eri is that like a runescape player?
No.29348
>>29346does she think she can fix him?
No.29349
>>29348No, she doesn't want to.
No.29351
>>29350I clicked this and it gave me terror.
No.29352
>>29351Would .csv be less sp00ky?
No.29354
>>29353The zoomer fears the microsoft office suite
No.29355
>>29354I'm Microsoft CERTIFIED,
8ITCH.
No.29358
I have a lot of self harm scars.
No.29359
>>29358emeowyle? emeowyle smol guy?
No.29364
>>29363Whose dick did he have to suck?
No.29365
>>29251Goons were never punk
They were always a bunch of trust fund douchebros who went around the internet bullying children
No.29366
>>29365They vvill claim otherwise, inshallah.
No.29368
>>29358My scars are spiritual
No.29371
>>29369Did the authentic brown put escamol on top?
No.29372
>>29366Goons are liars who will continue lying even when it's completely unconvincing
The only sincere act a Goon does in their life is killing themselves
No.29374
>>29369please post anything but foxford comics
even stonetoss is funnier
No.29377
too tan wnb
No.29378
I feel bad
No.29380
>>29379things and stuff it doesn't matter it'll go away in a bit
No.29384
Forgot to spoiler the images, retard moment.
No.29385
>>29383So this is the power of deltarune, eh? Warukunai…
No.29386
Spamton would make a pretty good Megidokin だろ
Also maybe Tingle
No.29388
>>29374>even stonetoss is funnierlow bar
No.29391
>>29390Refn?
Death Driving?
No.29395
>>29393Hu$$ler wishes Psycollennials was such a fine "my struggle with depression" game
No.29396
>>29394Don't make me wild mogs this hard… But then, my parent had all of Ranma on VHS so it could be nostalgia talking
No.29398
>>29395depression isn't real though
No.29400
>>29398Low T is real then
No.29402
>>29400>don't eat well>don't sleep well>don't exercise>dependant on several different medications>rot your brain with infinite endless dopamine>don't do one single slight snicker bit of a productive activity throughout the day>ohnyooo why am I depressed ogod!! how could this have happened?I mean yeah, sure, it's low T only caused by your garbage lifestyle
No.29405
>>29404do whatever makes you happy
bee happy
No.29406
>>29393Reminder that megidochan has a Hazure theme under options
(Though I've never seen anyone else post a screencap that wasn't the default or Yotsuba B)
No.29408
>>29406I'm using amakunai rn
>>29407It's authentic
No.29409
… I don't think I ever realized Hazure was a pun on Atari until just now.
No.29410
>>29407Nyehehe, well
I like it so that's what matters most
>>29408>I'm using amakunai rnHe based
No.29412
>>29409The logo is supposedly based on Atari's, but it's far too CHOPPED AND SCREWED for me to tell
No.29413
I might have a dead bat in my room chat I was playing league earlier and the fucker just flew in so I had to quickly slap it the fuck up with a towel and it went somewhere towards the left wall probably passed out from the smack, I didn't want it to get back up during my match so I threw all my clothes and spare blanket on the left side floor to cover all the area just in case it gets back up but the thing is if I did really catch it underneath something then it's probably gonna fucking die there and I'll have to clean that disgusting shit up
No.29415
>>29414no just the same old me
No.29416
>>29403motivation is for normalfags
obsession is way more reliable
No.29418
>>29416motivation not in the sense of "dude I just watched a shonen I'm so hyped up lets fucking gooo"
more like "oh yeah, I feel good enough to get out of my bed today and actually do nice stuff and I feel positive overall"
No.29419
>>29418I prefer "I should kill myself if I make a spelling or grammatical mistake in any of my languages today"
No.29420
>>29414That's MoM's gay turk. Duh!
I guess he's just going to say around, you probably should give him some tips to get him acquantained. Maybe you could even convince him to play your
LOVER OF FAT WOMEN game.
No.29421
>>29420no I'm not I'll begone soonsies once I go to bed and wake up tomorrow I will NOT post here
No.29424
>>29420>convince him to play your LOVER OF FAT wwomen game.i havve givven up on that. The game is kinda evil anyway.
The Alice game I'll be more vocal about, perhaps. It's short and vanilla
No.29425
>>29424given up on what
homosexual you've seemed as disinterested as humanely fucking possible the entire time fuck off
No.29426
Looks like "those" bots have found this place again. Clean it up, janny.
No.29427
>>29425I mean given up on shilling Viscaria around hsg. I'll be content with the odd fellow traveler who occasionally drifts in.
But yeah, sorry, I haven't been feeling so playful today.
Due in part, to…
>>29426Got 'em, thanks. Yeah, I purged one this morning too. Been trying to brainstorm how to filter them effectively.
No.29428
>>29427That was less than thirty minutes, way better than the previous janny. It might be a good idea to hide images on the front page by default if that's possible, until this gets under control.
No.29429
Since I don't believe in the privacy of spam bots, both attempts appear to be French IPs? Probably doesn't mean anything.
No.29430
>>29429It would be about 5am in France when that last one posted, so probably a proxy. Yeah, probably doesn't mean anything.
No.29433
>>29427>Been trying to brainstorm how to filter them effectively.Maybe require a certain word in the topic field to post a new thread?
No.29434
>>29433That's pretty good if I can set it up
Or an HSG ephemera captcha to make threads.
The spammer had no problem solving captchas on megido.com, if I recall correctly, so it might not even be a bot but a hired goon
No.29435
emeowlye trivia captcha
No.29440
>>29438Genuinely what would make them think they need to gain weight? Have they looked in a mirror recently?
No.29441
Random HSG-adjacent trivia for thread creation would be really good, actually. A real user would just ask in the current thread if it's something they don't know.
No.29442
>>29440more fat for boob?
No.29443
>>29442From that pic it seems to be accumulating in the dunlap first
No.29444
do we think they'll censor 幻想水滸伝 I&II HDリマスター
I haven't looked into it
No.29445
>>29444I've been beaten in to assuming everything gets the "erm, why do you even care, chud? that joke was tacky" level of alterations by default now
No.29446
>>29445still can't believe they fucked with Paper Mario RPG
unforgivable
No.29447
>>29444I don't know enough about the original, but what HASN'T Squenix censored? Chrono Cross?
No.29449
Chrono Cross was censored btw
a lot
No.29450
>>29448Oops, I'm a fake gamer. The Castlevania collections have been untouched, I think? Not sure if that means anything.
>>29449Like what?
No.29451
>>29450like "sexist" dialog and panties etc
it's probably googlable
No.29454
Well, I made a little oopsie and the motherboard I bought doesn't have the right number of PCI lanes, so new computer is going to have to wait until next weekend.
No.29455
>>29452Just frankly bizarre
No.29457
>>29454Did the pcpartpicker lie?
No.29463
>>29457Sort of. It said it had 3 PCIe x16 slots, but failed to mention that two of them only run at x1 speeds.
No.29467
>>29464All rise for the Agarthan national anthem
No.29469
i don't have any good ideas for a madness combat fan-series
it should take place in a nevada high school
No.29470
>>29469If you wanna bridge the gaps, make it text heavy, gay, quirky rpg in that exact setting
No.29471
The new mobo looks fine by all accounts but I am paranoid anything I buy is gonna suck in some weird way no matter what
No.29473
>>29469Madness School will be the name of that nevada high school madness combat fan-series
No.29475
>>29434>it might not even be a bot but a hired goonSome spammers "outsource" captchas by sending them to other people on their websites to solve
No.29476
>>29473Lean into the 2000s-ness and call it "The M.C."
No.29478
>>29473>>29476Pico's Madness
No.29482
>>29481Time flies when you're having fun…
No.29484
>>29483
Problem Sleuth's corpse is already being sufficiently defiled by Beyond Canon™
No.29487
>>29485>Knocked down by [BADGUY] but defiantly strikes back!Tatsuya studying the mahou shoujo formula
No.29488
https://uboachan.net/ot/res/24758.htmlLainchan always comes off a little austere/stick-up-the-ass, but the difference in quality is pretty stark reading threads on the same subject back to back.
No.29490
>>29489Uboachan caught madness combat herpes from Megidochan's kiss…
No.29491
>>29484do I want to know?
No.29493
>>29492i will never go there
No.29494
>>29493It's kinda interesting to peek at as an internet Lord of the Flies situation
No.29497
>>29495Why would you suspect that, does he have a big bottom lip?
No.29498
>>29494it's disturbing when you realize that the sharty's real "leaders" are pushing 50
No.29499
>>29498Andrew? Andrew Hu$$ler?
No.29500
>>29496>usually the first alphabetically or the most active/bumped board (which is why anons here correctly pointed out /comfy/ and /k/ were disproportionately targeted on anon.cafe), although they may also just have a certain arbitrary board saved (like lainchan's /zzz/, apparently), maybe because it got listed in a search first. I've seen cases where an imageboard has just locked their /a/ board due to constant spam and most of it disappeared (/a/ is first in alphabetical order, so on their homepage it was the first a spammer would click).I wonder if I can throw up a decoy /a/ here? Probably not since HSG itself gets all the search engine hits.
No.29501
>Sharty boasts that they took down baraag
>Baraag still up though
???
No.29502
>>29500/a/ - Autobans
Post in it if you want to be banned!
No.29504
>>29502Heheh, nice.
But I wish the spammer would use their classic pedobear image. That one isn't a fraction as stressful
No.29505
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>>29413HOW does a fucking bat die from being hit with a towel dude this is so fucking stupid
No.29508
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>>29507he's just sittin there
No.29511
>>29505That
DERSITE has rabies you fucking retard go get tested.
No.29512
>>29496r'\b[a-zA-Z](?:[^a-zA-Z]*[^a-zA-Z\s][^a-zA-Z]*[a-zA-Z])+\b'
Supposedly this regex will stop the spammers if they get cute with o/b/f/u/s/c/a/t/i/o/n, but it also poses a problem for a Homestuck board that tips its toes in quirkposting.
No.29516
>>29510>>29513>>29514>>29515You're forgetting the point. Rose, Rose Lalonde.
No.29518
>>29517>Who's even complainingExactly…
The fad shall pass…
Any day now…
No.29523
>>29373You mean the original, shitty version?
No.29524
>>29374>>29388They have their moments, okay? They're no
Sinfest. No.29525
>>29383All you need is LEETSPEAK and some brackets.
No.29526
>>29402It started before that, it continued despite escapes from that.
No.29527
>>29466>2 years oldI'm retard but please don't touch Chobits.
No.29528
>>29436t. nonabused child
No.29529
>>29452>>29455O.J needs meds before she starts veering off into Heathcliff territory. But we'd be better off for it.
No.29530
>>29509The Chad Newton timeline.
No.29531
>>29522
Why the fuck would you repost it
No.29532
>>29491Flighty Broad and Hysterical Dame are canon lesbos because ???
No.29533
>>29485>No subtitle>No jokes>No point>>29487I'm sure there's a magical girl show where they're just Valkyries. Can we just get a frame of that a day instead of Sinfest? Please?
No.29534
@MEX
@MEX
@MEX
@MEX
@MEX
@MEX
@MEX
@MEX
@MEX
@MEX
@MEX
@MEX
@MEX
@MEX
@MEX
@MEX
>>29522
>>29522
>>29522
>>29522
>>29522
>>29522
>>29522
>>29522
No.29535
>>29531Why the fuck nobody notice it?
Nobody cares?
GO AND SEE No.29536
>>29534>>29535He's not online, just make a post telling him to check the catalogue instead of unironically reposting CP in the main thread.
No.29537
Rudy what the actual fuck, I know it's legal in your shithovel country but don't repost it.
Delete your image now or I will start spamming ziggerdeath webms.
No.29541
My last post was
>>29518 so predictably, it lands and hour after I finally go to sleep.
Anyway, newn
>>29539>>29539>>29539>>29539>>29539