No.25707
I also had this one weird flubber thing as a kid and I don't know where that went. Also, I think I lost a retro Star Wars(?) hat on Space Mountain. Fuck that. We should have just left the hat somewhere (we didn't have the Disneed locker thing because we were never rich fucks.) I remember my dad asking me what to do and fucking toddler me reviewing my options like a stressed executive not knowing what to do and looking at the information on the ride and going "oh it doesnt go that fast" but my call was WRONG because that shit goes upside down and I think I was scared the whole time and started crying after losing the hat. I distinctly remember crying out "My hat!" Hat loss is one of the worst forms of loss.
No.25710
>>25707I lost my 100%'d cart of Super Mario Advance 2: Super Mario World at a mall somewhere
Le sigh…
No.25712
>>25709As far as I'm concerned, it should stay that way.
No.25713
The buttons on the front page should play appropriate sounds when clicked now.
Though, if anyone has a better suggestion for [Urusai!!], I'm open to it, especially if you post the ogg
No.25714
>>25707I feel you
I lost a really nice hat on a trip to the beach, that I was really proud of
that might have happened when I was five though, so Kanaya's offer wouldn't help
No.25715
>>25710Yours is better because at least you remember exactly what you lost. I'm not even sure if it was a Star Wars hat. All I remember is that the hat would probably be very valuable now since it came from my old fuck dad and I said "Dad, I want to wear your hat" and then the hat got FUCKED.
>>25714>that might have happened when I was five though, so Kanaya's offer wouldn't helpIt was Rose in disguise, you fool.
No.25716
>>25711Not a single mention of zigger hate… I've failed utterly…
No.25717
HSG XXXVIII:
Lost Hat edition
No.25718
>>25716It's mentioned indirectly, but will you please finally kill yourself now?
No.25721
>>25711Are you kidding, that bullet list is pretty scathing…? Well, okay, I'll post it.
No.25722
>>25721>that bullet list is pretty scathingIt doesn't say that we're doing potentially illegal things which it has said at least once.
No.25723
>>25719I was going to be lazy and increment hsg's limit to 10 pages first -3-
No.25724
>>25723You really have no discipline, do you?
No.25726
https://x.com/EmeowlyCafethis one is much more clouted up
No.25727
Up.
https://x.com/meiqqer/status/1835887741218779463Maybe I'll start putting the thread link in, too.
No.25728
>>25725Ask it about the inside jokes and cryptic language, chud.
No.25729
>>25726Another V-Tuber to add to our collection.
General Grevious voice. No.25730
Do I get dorkier when I'm in dire straits or is it just me
I don't think I would have ever said that kind of thing in my right mind.
No.25731
>>25730It's HSG, leave your composure at the door
No.25732
>>25730>dire straitsare you fasting?
No.25733
>>25731And make Star Wars references?
No.25734
>>25732I wouldn't call it that per-say, more like "being unable to care for myself."
No.25735
I can't believe I need the whole steam client to play this stupid ren'py (I'm assuming) game
No.25736
>>25734No parents to make dinner?
No.25738
>>25736Yes, and I'm too autistic to do even tomato soup or ramen by myself. Even microwave popcorn or dinners are a chore for me. I have a weird, pathological fear of the kitchen.
No.25740
>>25738Mou, and who just called me out for lacking discipline?
*Sigh* Stay right there, I'll fix you something…
No.25741
>>25737Where's furui!kasen/kokoro
No.25742
>>25740This is not about discipline, this clearly some sort of deep-seated neurosis! Also, by God, what a horrendously awkward to flirt and why are you even flirting with me to begin with?
No.25743
>>25742*this is
Need… tomato… soup…
No.25744
>>25741Unironically not mainstream enough.
No.25745
>>25742*way to
I'M FADING…!
No.25746
>>25744So these poor zoomer bastards are wanking to overslop instead?
No.25747
>>25725>hopeless guyAlso, am I not hopeless…?
No.25748
>>25746How long have you been living under a rock, grandpa?
No.25749
>>25747Not enough for kagi's yasashii mode
No.25750
>>25749Maybe it just likes you more. >:(
No.25751
The ratio to where alchemical symbols for elements are used in puzzles in horror games to the amount of horror games where the alchemical symbols for elements are actually relevant to the puzzle to the ratio to the amount of horror games where the alchemical symbols for elements are actually relevant to the puzzle and things beyond it.
Or is this not how ratios work?
No.25754
>>25752I think someone has insulted me once for making a three-way ratio. Fuck that guy too.
No.25755
Psycholonials: The Re-Up
No.25756
Psycholonials PSN store
No.25757
>>25756Psycholonials physical copies for the Playstation Vita and Ouya.
No.25758
I can't wait until dicsord is wiped out (by something worse, certainly)
No.25759
>>25758Why? I'll probably stick to mine because it's an autism archive.
No.25761
>>25759It consoomed everything
No.25762
>>25761So what, the Internet was shit before it arrived anyway. You really think it "killed" forums/image boards? Come on.
No.25763
>>25762Imageboard not really, but most forums are quite dead
No.25764
>>25763Yes, but not because of TRICKSTERcord, you dumb cuck.
No.25765
>>25764George Floyd disagrees
No.25766
>>25764Garry's Mod guy disagrees
No.25767
>>25765>>25766I don't trust either of those people.
No.25768
>>25762The internet went to shit for various reason, but I don't think dicsord was a major one. It's not really that different from skype or irc before.
No.25769
>>25768>It's not really that different from skype or irc before.Exactly, it's just a meme scapegoat form the general change of the guard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roLIYw8Ov_IBut… we can bring it back… just a little… if we play our cards right.
No.25770
>>25768Huh, new filter discovered
dicsord
dicsord
dick sword
No.25771
>>25770>HAT TOO SMALLMAJOR ICK.
No.25773
>>25772Not really. Now shut up and go back to your CP collection.
No.25774
>>25773I don't have one though??????
No.25776
>>25767The latter literally ran a very popular forum and had to switch to dicsord to keep users
No.25778
>>25768>>25769Mumble/vent/skype/IRC served similar voicechat/circlejerk functions but didn't have a weird social network with Pavlovian rewards systems built over it.
But more gross than any one thing about it, is the name
No.25782
>>25777Nuking you would also help.
No.25783
>>25779It's on his shirt.
No.25784
>>25778Doesn't matter, you woke moralist.
No.25786
>>25780Are they in the room with us right now?
No.25787
>>25785Oh, sorry.
>Facepunch>"Popular" past 2015 No.25789
>>25788I feel somewhat immunized to censorship. We call it "demoralization", you should try it sometime.
No.25790
>>25784Names of are super import, I'm not gonna suck the apple of Eris
No.25791
>>25778>weird social network with Pavlovian rewards systems built over it.You could say that about Reddit too. Or even some old forums, what with the prestige awarded by regdates and levels and things like that.
No.25792
>>25789Defending it and consuming the slop is genuinely insane
No.25795
>>25791That's true, I should have brought that up.
No.25796
>>25792I don't consume the slop. If you consume it and get angry, you're the worst.
No.25797
>>25793And why is that, sweetheart?
No.25798
>>25796Haven't bought a capcom game since Rockman 11, I think
No.25799
>>25791You can't alter a regdate, it's just an oldfag badge of honor.
That would be pretty funny forum vanity feature, though, pay money to move your regdate a week earlier.
No.25800
Wait I forgot about SF6
I am coming to regret that one.
No.25801
>>25799>Ignoring the actual pointSenile…
No.25803
>>25790>Names of are super importRenaming this place to Rosechan.Christ immediately.
No.25804
>>25802I hate Kimberly but she's the only egregious thing in that regard. I had fun playing the beta and decided to give them a chance, but the game basically only gets worse as time goes on.
No.25805
>>25801Le reddit? That's it's own beast.
No.25806
>>25805Not the only forum with paypig features, get real.
No.25807
>>25804>but she's the only egregious thing in that regard.Most of the cast is pretty ugly, dude. I feel like even SF5 looked better.
No.25808
Thanks for the [aa]g0ld[\aa], kind stranger.
No.25809
>>25808You're a joke. I don't want to see your face around here ever again.
No.25810
>>25806Independent forums might get paywalled, sure, I don't even see how that's relevant.
No.25811
Massive corporations ruined forum culture. Social media being tied to your real life ruined forum culture. Forum culture ruined forum culture (le epic doxxing becomes more serious the more normies are on the Internet for a variety of reasons.)
dicsord shit is basically it just adapting in a way to survive, as warped as it may be (and it is now centralized so all the money goes to one corporation because of course.)
No.25814
>>25810>Independent forums might get paywalled, sureNot just that. We've heard a million stories about powertripping mods on forums big and small and you always follow the wwom- I mean, money.
No.25815
>>25813Not exactly fit for an "anonymous" image board, ehhhhh….
No.25816
>>25812Was it meant to be about penis
No.25817
>>25803Is there a .christ domain?
I know there is .shiksa, which is funny,
but actually Indian…
Megidochan Deluxe is fine for now
No.25818
>>25817>Is there a .christ domain?I bet you can't guess what my theoretical forum domain would be…
How much does this domain cost you?
No.25819
>>258152chan already had those sou da ne counters at least a decade
No.25820
>>25818*did
>>25819>sou da neThe wwhat
No.25821
>>25818.Des are 6.98 per year on namecheap
No.25823
>>25814Forums can generally be pulled by search engines, and the page layout is more conducive to backreading, saving your place, etc.
So if some TRICKSTER is seizing the reins and purging dissenters off a forum, you can see the aftermath in dead accounts, blanked out posts, etc.
dicsord's ever updating auto scroll will quickly push any spats into "old news" territory.
No.25825
>>25823>dicsord's ever updating auto scroll will quickly push any spats into "old news" territory.Nigga, you don't have a server, there's an audit log.
No.25827
>>25825You don't have a "server" either, but a kind of lobby 'benevolently' hosted by unicorn rio- I mean, dicsord staff
No.25828
>>25827That's true but that doesn't disprove that I disproved your tard point.
I don't want to reveal my epic domain name in public but let's just say that every Megidochanner gets a key. Maybe even Roxykit and Rev and the troon and whatever…
No.25829
>>25826In what year is 2 cents a day too much?
The domain is the cheapest part by far, anyway. Want me to set the file limit down to 4mb, that'll be less "cucked"
No.25830
>>25829>Want me to set the file limit down to 4mb, that'll be less "cucked"Real kvlt Megidochan…
No.25831
>>25829Let's just say I found a very cheap domain…
No.25832
>>25828If the log is for mods/admins with the perms to view it only, not really. I meant for the public lurker.
No.25833
>>25832>If the log is for mods/admins with the perms to view it only, not really. I meant for the public lurker.I'm going to rape you up.
No.25834
>>258318kun? Oh, I know, neocities megidochan!
https://hiyukomoe.neocities.org/ No.25835
>>25833A 7 year old reddit posts seems to back me up on this one, your point is nvked and rendered mvvt.
No.25836
>>25800>>25798I was about to say something but the last DD2 update is making it even easier!
No.25839
>>25836What's up with it?
No.25840
I might give new monhun a go but I really don't know if I'll like it
No.25841
>>25839Glancing over the patch notes it was all like "improved strength and stagger blah blah"
When most of the game folds like paper at level 40 unless you limit yourself to a crud weapon
No.25842
It's really hard for me to trust that DD2 is good when almost everything capcom makes is a shell of its former self
No.25843
>>25842I really enjoyed it.
Sure, it's rather simple to pass for a full-featured RPG, but if you like fantasy dress up, candid creep/landscape photography, and general Wizardry by way of beat'em'up feel, there's nothing quite like Dragon's Dogma. This might be w33d speaking, but there were some random zako battles that evolved into sprawling 20-minute miniboss and reinforcement melees that I'll never forget. If you play on PC, mod it for 1/10 experience gain.
The affinity system by which your pawn gradually goes from stolid to sneaking blushing glances at (You) is insidiously effective, too. I love it, not on the level where I'm printing physical glamor photos and acrylic standees like Japanese twitter players, but it does make me crack a smile whenever I return after putting the game down.
As for the "cast off shell of it's former self" problem, the world in DD2 suffers from that wide-but-shallow issue that too many of my most anticipated Japanese games have fallen into recently (thinking BoTW, SMTV, NMH3). Huge map, hardly a dungeon to sink your teeth into. Not that Dogma the first was even that great at dungeons to begin with, but there were a few memorable set pieces at least! Probably safer to wait for an expansion to see if anything is coming to help it on the content front.
DD2 also lacks any NPCs on par with the Duke, Casca clone, gothloli witch, etc from DD1. Even the titular Dragon feels like he's phoning it in (there are LORE reasons for that, but still.)
No.25844
NMH4 map should be the size of a small country
No.25845
>>25844And you fly over it in a mech + fortnight jump down to locations yea
No.25853
>>25846At least you aren't payed in yen
No.25855
>>25851While that'd be funnier as a moment of scummy self-reflection, it's much more likely to be a case of the zoomer urge to recontextualize their past through a lens of trauma (even if they were blase at the time)
No.25856
>>25855it's a general ex post facto self-victimizing urge common in subhumans
No.25859
>>25858'ave a rotten day!
No.25860
No.
No.25866
>>25865He could be anywhere…
No.25867
No.25868
>>25867Let me test something
No.25869
No.
No.25871
>>25847Why I will never play Signalis, exhibit A:
No.25872
>>25871"Maybe if the MC was blonde"
No.25873
No.25874
200B [0o0]
200C [0v0]
200D [0n0]
2060 [0u0]
FEFF [0w0]
00AD [0_0]
No.25876
>>25875SHAMELESS
but I kinda want to play a game of "spot the homage"
Can't be long before this is like 29.99 right
No.25877
Owning a PS5? Couldn't be me.
No.25878
>>25877PS3 and vvita sufficiently hooked trophy autism into my brain, if I'm gonna play a multiplat like monyu I want the trophies to show everyone online that I did.
I know, that's part of how they get you and all…
No.25879
Also couldn't they have come up with a better name than Astro Bot? Might as well make Fickey Mouse next.
No.25890
>>25889I was about to say, that's a pretty male voice.
Obligatory
>sheof course
Still… You recognized the name?
No.25891
>>25890that's not "her" video
LKD is a long-standing retard, kinda hard to forget
No.25892
>>25891I figured it out when I saw the tweet on screen
The only video game trickster I can identify would be the anna antropy one, for being one of the pioneer male lesbian witches. And cosmo, thanks to HSG
No.25893
>>25889>Very reliable insiderWeren't they the one that said the sand kingdom in mario odyssey was the hub world and that botw would let you play as a girl
No.25900
>>25847>>25871Somebody uninvolved with Megidochan sent me this and I want to know who payed them.
I also want Hitsuji Goods dead. I also want the record to know that true femcels don't exist.
No.25901
>>25848That fly has the power cosmic. This is just a ghetto representation of the Kirby Crackle. Durrhurrhurrhurr, comicbook "jokes"
No.25902
>>25851>>25855>>25856I wouldn't go that far. Trauma is often like that. It's the fact that their method of reconciling this is blase and matter-of-fact in itself and likely just "based off people say" and not any sort of affect that makes it weird and disturbing behavior.
>>25857No, you don't.
Anyway, the mood seems to be cycling into some form of mania and the Xweet did nothing.
No.25903
>>25854Why are Kirbyfags on socialmedia always holier-than-thou
homosexuals?
No.25905
>Wake up
>Feet hurt
>Say fuck this and place them on each other to reduce the pain
>Go back to sleep
>Repeat
I had some very weird dreams. I woke up at 7PM.
No.25906
>>25895>>25896vvitabros…But even as an exclusive, i never felt that one
No.25907
>>25905Did you find a spare calorie mate?
No.25908
>>25903>homosexualsIt's so boring that I forget it exists everytime. So I will continue to complain about it. Either revert the FNORD slur or retvrn to FAYGO. Your insistence on pandering to people who couldn't care less about you or
"this thing" is insufferable. I'm aware of the hypocrisy and that's why I want to strangle you.
No.25910
>>25907No, but do I feel less dead.
No.25911
>>25908roxkit suggested that one though
No.25912
>>25875>>25876>Completely original AND EXTREMELY DISTINCTIVE!!!! platforming ideas never used in any platformer and all INVENTED by Nintendo.Are we just going to ignore De Blob, for instance?
Nintendogs are pathetic. They complain about daddy shutting down their fangames but then dogpile on anyone else doing anything Nintendo-adjacent. The monopoly comes from diarrhea experimentation and an army of autistic fanboys.
STOP SPERGING ABOUT EVERY PLATFORMER FEELING LIKE NINTENDO BUT X. I WANT TO ENJOY PLATFORMERS AND NINTENDO AUTISTS BOYCOTTING SHIT OUT OF BRAND LOYALTY PROBABLY LEGITIMATELY AFFECTS BUSINESS. I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY PRECISION PLATFORMERS BECAUSE I DON'T TAKE HRT.
No.25913
>>25911>roxkitAh, yes, my favorite user (that isn't you) who definitely didn't threaten to leave forever and ever just a couple threads ago.
No.25914
>>25844>>25845Maybe it just shouldn't exist.
No.25915
>>25914It would need to end with Travis getting killed by his quadroon grandson
No.25917
>>25915>It would need to end with Travis getting killed by his quadroon grandsonCan we also just bring back all of the fun characters people liked and/or Travis felt bad about killing since death means nothing
Homestuck!
No.25918
Honestly, they should just make a 3D NMH fighting to put some pressure on Tekken for once. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
No.25919
>>25917You bet!
We CAN'T bring back selectable beam katana or death drive skills tho too much work
No.25920
Let's pretend the omission of "game" there was intentional.
No.25921
>>25919>You bet!I mean, you say that like I was being fully sarcastic but if you're going to do pandering, go all the way and just make it a slice-of-life.
That's where Hu$$ler went wrong because he's a spiteful prick. Dr. Black Lives Matter might have a lot of flaws but I don't think spitefulness is one of them.
No.25922
>>25921>all the way and just make it a slice-of-lifewasn't Candy supposed to be that
No.25923
>>25912Nobody (smart) levels MAWIO accusations at any of Sony's platformers with a distinct identity
No.25924
>>25922>wasn't Candy supposed to be thatIt didn't become trolls-the-sitcom (he REFUSES to bring back Feferi) and there's still Drumpf in the midst and some stupid cosmic bullshit going on.
I'm talking about stuff like Street Fighter where like 80% of the cast are basically friends.
No.25925
>>25923>Nobody (smart) levels MAWIO accusations Most of the people who make these accusations in the first place are not smart
>The .webmWas that a smart person?
Did Nintendo invent jetpacks in 3D platformers?
>platformers with a distinct identityNintendo platformers, unironically, don't have a distinct identity. They're a rotating set of gimmicks. That's why these accusations are so easy to make. Nintendies need to take a look in the mirror lest they start boycotting every game with a triple-jump.
No.25926
>>25922>>25924Unironically, if it was basically just a fighting game as a comic where everyone agreed to rig the tournies so everyone could level-up into their ULTIMATE SELFU and it was just a fun, chill ride with character development making fun of videogameisms, that would have been great.
I just came up with that now and it's still lightyears ahead of what they actually fucking did with Meat and Candy. WHICH STILL. HAVE GONE ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE. EVEN THOUGH WHAT I SAID WOULD PRESUMABLY MOVE AT A VERY SLOW PACE.
No.25927
>>25926>Unironically, if it was basically just a fighting game as a comic where everyone agreed to rig the tournies so everyone could level-up into their ULTIMATE SELFU and it was just a fun, chill ride with character development making fun of videogameisms, that would have been great.Too bad you weren't a pitchman at Viz, Hu$$ler could still be milking this.
I still haven't started my free copy of psycholonials lol
No.25928
>>25912>Nintendo did this! That means nobody else can do it ever!Yes, they ARE that desperate.
No.25929
>>25905>>25907>>25910I was going hard on some fudanshi shit before I fell asleep so it's weird that none of my dreams can be remembered as homoerotic.
No.25930
>>25927>Too bad you weren't a pitchman at Viz, Hu$$ler could still be milking this.His spite wouldn't allow it. His spite and pettiness are the sun, his ego is merely the planet that's trapped in its orbit.
No.25931
>>25928>>Nintendo did this! That means nobody else can do it ever!The Tall Bart looms in the mind of every millennial.
No.25932
I wonder if any outside lurker will think Hu$$ler is a hitler joke. I hope not…
No.25933
>>25927>>25930Also, I'm going to make a controversial statement and say that character development is collectively the thing that WP is the worst at because every character development in all WP-related things is basically always a retcon or some sort of outside interference.
So pitching "OK, you need to write character development slowly and well" would make them subconsciously shit themselves.
>>25932>I wonder if any outside lurker will think Hu$$ler is a hitler joke.Oh, yes, the 10s of thousands of them that we have.
No.25934
>>25893>that botw would let you play as a girlWell… Close enough…?
No.25939
Also quit revealing my post history
No.25940
>>25937See:
>Your insistence on pandering to people who couldn't care less about you or "this thing" is insufferable. No.25942
>>25941See, this is why I threaten to leave.
No.25944
>Click on a black-on-white crime playlist
>YouTube app immediately closes itself
Not saying anything. Just saying.
No.25946
>>25944Either it's censorship, or it's shitty web design that crashes its own app
Either way it's garbage
No.25947
>>25939Am I? That was pretty innocuous imo, and evidence against "he only posts roxkit and russia", but if you say so…
No.25948
https://youtube.com/shorts/KzwfTXf-dAE?si=-ny3JAuBnTpdYHbb If I was in charge of this place, I would immediately implement these posts and ban anyone who tried to skirt around them (if there posts weren't funny enough to compensate; I would ban Rev.)
No.25949
>>25947>he only posts roxkit and russiaHe also suggested a shitty filter. Real stand-up citizen of Megidotown.
No.25950
>>25938I expected ffxv, not the DERSITE word!
No.25951
>>25950Sorry, bwo, you have to be a wet-brained neolib for the next 6 months, tis' your fate.
[THE END]
No.25952
>>25948Implement as in "decode" the dog whistles in the MSNBC intern's delusions? Not a bad idea!
No.25953
>>25947Yeah, I have interests other than cats and hating ziggers. Doesn't mean I have to be forcibly de-anonymized on any post.
No.25955
>>25953>Yeah, I have interests other than cats and hating ziggers.Such as touching kids.
No.25957
>>25956As in filter SJW ==> Stingy Jew
No.25958
>>25955In a non-sexual way.
No.25959
>>25864>That facial hairYWNBAM
No.25960
>>25957Yes, but then filter Stingy Jew into SJW just incase someone decides to say "stingy Jew" for whatever reason.
No.25961
>>25958Terrible way to respond but alright.
No.25962
>>25953Alright, I'll only vaguepost about established personalities when they aren't doing their shtick
No.25963
>>25957Filter SJW ==> Woke ==> Cultural Marxist ==> Politically Correct ==> SJW
No.25964
>>25963Finally, a good idea.
No.25965
>>25964I'm roxkitposter btw
No.25966
>>25965I assumed as much. Don't push your luck.
No.25967
>>25966Just giving full disclosure.
No.25968
>>25963Also good but I'm slotting Pozzed and Bluepilled into the chain
No.25969
>>25215Also, retroactively, let me throw in the Jet Set Radio assmuncher into the mix even though I'm sure it wasn't him.
No.25970
"Japanese artists we'd like to kill (full compilation):"
No.25971
>>25968Okay, but I want to be on record that my personal opinion is that "pozzed" is cringe goonspeak
No.25972
>>25967Shut the fuck up, this isn't M.A.S.H.
No.25973
>>25970"The Phobic Crimes of Katsura Hashino"
No.25974
>>25971>pozzed" is cringe goonspeakAlways the oddest takes with this fuck.
No.25975
1945: Fat Man
2025: Deathfat GF
No.25976
>>25972You are now picturing Klinger in Roxy cosplay
No.25978
>>25973More like the crime of rape. Rape of a pre-existing franchise into not!SMT the dating sim.
No.25979
>>25977I didn't even get halfway through the article before hating myself for giving a click's worth of revenue to this garbage drivel
No.25980
I wish the original Drakkengard was remastered for Steam because I'm pretty sure trying to emulate it would make my computer burst into flames.
But that's probably a monkey paw from what I know about Yoko Ohno and I fully expect some gay changes. Maybe we can leave him half-dead like Sollux. He's probably a Doom player.
No.25981
>>25979>I didn't even get halfway through the article before hating myself for giving a click's worth of revenue to this garbage drivelThat line got me but it's not even the writer's fault. It's the world's.
…
Don't get me started. I was about to get started.
No.25984
>Astro Bot is a Mario ripoff
Uninspired
>Astro Bot should have been a Mario ripoff
desired
No.25985
No, but seriously, before the list gets too big, who was the third part of the unholy trinity, were we wishing death upon Suda?
No.25986
If you make a chain it sorts itself down, sadly…
No.25987
>>25984What Mario? There are million Marios. Mario is formless. Mario is BRAND.
No.25988
>>25974It does come from a SA frontpage article/thread, so I kind of see what he's getting at. I like p0zz though
No.25989
>>25988>It does come from a SA frontpage article/threadIf we got rid of anything with goon lineage, we wouldn't even fucking be here.
No.25990
I also thought, last night, while drifting off to sleep, of asking an AI why Harriet Tubman is more famous and renowned than Levi Coffin but I know the answer. It'd just be funny to see it cope.
No.25992
>>25989Politically Correct kinda filtered its way out via the same alt-right ex-goonosphere that's responsible for promoting TRS
Like you had Common Filth talking about "poz loads" etc.
No.25993
>>25969I know it featured Kojima and Aonumale for sure
>>25970I have mentioned mercy killing naganuma, yes
No.25994
>>25992Huh, the filter for P-O-Zzed is already in place.
No.25995
Concord failed because it was Cultural Marxist, politically correct, cultural marxist, Politically Corrected, SJWed, Cultural Marxist goyslop.
No.25996
>>25992>that's responsible for promoting TRSWhat the fuck are you talking about
No.25997
>>25995You forgot that it was Cultural Marxist and featured black people.
No.25998
>>25997>black people.Oh.
Oh……
No.25999
>>25996The podcast with the fat jew larping as based and redpilled
No.26000
>>25992It was just a popular word in 2017, all that "sphere" (not real) hated each others guts and the time and since
No.26004
>>26003Wow, he's literally me.
I want Light to rape me so bad. No.26007
Some pettier contentions include Akira Yamaoka for ruining all discourse and potential discussion around industrial music because people will say "it sounds like silent hill music" because Silent Hill is one of those things that people like to pretend is underground despite it seemingly erasing all memories of the very popular late 90s early 2000s industrial rock from the milleniamemory.
But then we might be kind of at the point of The Night of Long Knives and losing the plot.
No.26008
>>26006Another filler day in what already feels like filler.
Or is this going to lead into zombie sheep.
No.26010
>>26006>>26009I feel like it's more: personally.
No.26012
Can we count Matt Groening as Japanese?
No.26013
>>26010You've got a point
No.26014
>>26012Unironically, how do you think the world would react if Matt Groening got the Junko Furuta treatment?
No.26015
Also, I guess we can technically mercy-kill Tatsuya Ishida as well as a bonus.
No.26016
A full-ass grasshopper is in my house. How the fuck do these things even get in here? I have everything closed at all times and I don't leave the house.
No.26017
>>26016careful, it might be a holocust
No.26019
>>26017Its motivations are unclear so I don't care.
>>26018That's presumably what all these shitty cats are for.
No.26020
>>26016hopperman let's them in
No.26021
>>26014No, but seriously, like if it's just murder, people will be like "This is a tragedy" but imagine if he was raped and tortured for an extremely long amount of time, I think it'd be like a millennial killphrase.
No.26022
>>26021erm, why not rebecca sugar?
No.26025
>>26023Trivia time: Will they use the term "nihilism" correctly?
No.26026
>>26014Nixon looking down from heaven like "I won"
No.26027
シオカラーズ won't let Suda kill the past
No.26028
>>26026Remember to wear Nixon masks and film it. The revolution will be televised.
No.26030
>>26027But you can't kill the past, Anon…
No.26031
>>26028And decapitate him and put his head in a jar!
No.26032
>>26027in inkopolis, past kill you!
(simpson's reference!)
No.26033
>>26029Russians mentioned unprompted, sorry, buddy, but this is my murder fantasy hour.
No.26034
>>26031It's like poetry, it rhymes.
He's also a fat fuck so the starvation process should be fun.
No.26035
Also, wasn't Groening on Epstein's flight logs
No.26036
>>26035Yeah he was a feetin cretin or something
No.26038
>>26033It was a valid mention in the context of an example of a prominent person being raped and murdered. That it just happened to be Russians (it was actually Chechens specifically) is a coincidence.
No.26039
>>26038>That it just happened to be Russians (it was actually Chechens specifically) is a coincidence.誰も信じないよ〜
No.26043
>>26036I mean, then it's justice. I feel like that it's the only way to make his reputation truly tarnished. For something unquestionably terrible to happen to him and for people to have to be reminded that he sucked on kid's toes.
No.26045
Like, if Groening dies of natural causes, then the fact that he's a ped is getting swept under the rug by (((the powers that be))))
No.26046
Do you think Kagi can read echoes?
No.26047
>>26043Put on trial by the Neo-Nixonite government for toesucking and publicly executed (fucked to death by the Republican Gay Rape Battalion "Roy Cohn")
No.26049
>>26047I was thinking we'd just used barbed dildos or something. Nobody actually wants to fuck Matt Groening and that's why he has to touch kids.
No.26050
>>26048Is there a diaper or no
No.26051
I'm surprised they haven't made it more obvious/gone down that slippery slope yet.
No.26052
>>26049We can build robots to rape him to death
No.26053
>>26052"NO NO NOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LIKE THE SIMPSONS MORE IT'S MY MAGNUM OPUS WHICH I DIDN'T WRITE ANY OF THE STUFF PEOPLE LIKED ABOUT IT"
No.26054
ChatGPT rape Matt Groening now
No.26055
>>26054"I'm sorry, Dave. Harriet Tubman won't let me do that."
No.26057
>>26056Matt Groening pork loins as a sidedish.
No.26058
ChatGPT, generate Matt Groening if he Japanese.
Now, the plan, it's halal.
No.26061
>>26059>pretty trans girlfriendOkay, how can we explain the troonbeian incestousness when they're this socially isolated? Just osmosis from the existing ratkings?
No.26062
>>26060No, you're asking for permission, you dirty little slut.
No.26063
>>26045Do you think Lisa Simpson is his ideal underage waifu, much like Vriska is for Hu$$$ao?
No.26064
>>26063Yes? There's a reason why he always makes his idealized soap box a woman. He's a repressed loserfuck who #respectswomen
No.26065
>>26064Hmmm… Now you've got me thinking about if the dog from the Seth McFarlane cartoon is the same way.
Remember that one Johnny Bravo episode he wrote where Johnny dated an antelope?
No.26067
>>26060Unlike Rose shits, Roxy's feces is worthless on the megido markets. It's shame that gives it value.
No.26068
>>26067That's because Roxy shits on the floor ever since she saw that JKR tweet
No.26069
>>26063>>26064Also, there's something to be said about how he split his self into brother and sister, kind of like how Dave and Rose were until Hu$$ler made Rose more Dave by making her talk way fucking more for basically no discernible reason other than he likes writing like that.
Now think about all of the Bart fucking Lisa porn. All very Jungian.
>>26065>Now you've got me thinking about if the dog from the Seth McFarlane cartoon is the same way.Yeah, but it's a dog because Seth has slightly better actual comedy senses and realized that the voice of reason™ being a wacky thing is amusing rather than just a precocious little shit (already a sitcom trend) or "one of the characters"
Seth also showed some evolution by attempting self-satire when creating Hailey and outright avoiding having a character like that in The Cleveland Show. Matt, on the other hand, can't resist an idealized parrot waifu (who is subverted only on occasion for cheap gags)
>Remember that one Johnny Bravo episode he wrote where Johnny dated an antelope?No.
>>26066>Honorary japaneseThen he will die with them.
No.26071
>>26070my alleigences already lay with that daddydaughter pair, after all
No.26073
>>26071>my alleigences already lay with that daddydaughter Why
And why say this
No.26074
>>26073I like their copes and manner of speech more
No.26076
>>26074That doesn't mean you have to ship them, retard. Unless that's just you speaking like a retard again.
No.26077
>>26076I wasn't shipping them, necessarily, just choosing to phrase things a creepy way.
No.26078
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jLXwtCy-Z0oOperation: Little Japan grows more complicated by the day.
No.26079
>>26075Hmm, well, Drosera does getting a perverse thrill out of seeing what makes people tick.
No.26080
>>26077>just choosing to phrase things a creepy way.And why is that?
No.26081
>>26079And you know, the other thing.
No.26084
@MEX
What does that Twitter diss site say about my new bio
No.26085
"I will always remember Luke Smith as the perfect example of what happens when you fall for every single /g/ meme at once, without carefully analyzing them first. He owns four ThinkPads at least. While I see nothing wrong with them in themselves, as they are admittedly pretty good value for the price, four is just mindless consumerism, contradictory to his "philosophy". He started using every single shitty pseudominimalist, ncurses-based program, used a shitty riced out i3 setup of dubious actual productivity (like all tiling wms), then fell for the full Suckless meme and went in even deeper. Then he started making videos shitting on Python and praising C, which is ironic considering he is not even a programmer by his own admission. He effectively spent years trying out, configuring and hopelessly trying to integrate tens of meme programs to build what is, combined, effectively a shittier Emacs, just like most of /g/ was doing in their "productive" desktop threads a year or two ago. Then he read the Unabomber manifesto and blindly accepted it without constructively analyzing it first, same with the anarcho-primitivist ideology that was all the rage about a year and a half ago on 4chan and 8ch. While he stated on his website that he "didn't browse 4chan much anymore" it was obvious this wasn't the case.Then he went and took the memes way too far, and unironically went to live in isolation. While I see nothing wrong in itself, the actual reason he did it is massive cringe. He has the mentality of someone 10 years younger than he is, yet he acts like a literal boomer jokingly criticizing "zoomers" despite he himself being the worst example of a millennial. He attacks "nerds" when it't painfully obvious he's deeply unhappy with himself, as it was obviously self-directed criticism thinly veiled as an edgy dabbing video. He is a perfect example of someone you should avoid becoming at all costs."
I think we should set up a slapfight between him and the 09 mulatto, somehow. Nevermind, that's thinking in gay ops. But it's nice to imagine.
No.26086
I think we should try to convey the nuances of SA's terrible impact on the Internet because what
>>26085 describes is peak goon yet he never used SA, he's just a result of the goonification of 4chan. Pretty sure Soulbro was probably a literal goon because he's always shat on 4chan.
Nu-goons? Neogoons? Post-goons?
No.26087
>>26082wordware?
It's doesn't want to pull new info, reuses the old diss
No.26088
>>26087>It's doesn't want to pull new info, reuses the old dissSo this is the power of Nipponese tech…
No.26089
>>26085>>26086We should at least set up a dedicated webpage to the redflags of goonery, lest we forget Proverbs 14:12.
You either die a schizo or live long enough to see yourself become a goon.
You either die a schizo, or, you live long enough to see yourself become a goon.
You either die a schizo. Or live long enough to see yourself become a goon…
No.26090
>>25879Beloved Nintendo property: Astro Boy.
No.26091
>>26085Luke smith? This one? What has he done?
>Community managerGuess I'm not a NEET either, guys!
No.26094
>>26093He's made a niche out of attacking "Christian Nationalism" is all I can gather. (2018 meme)
No.26096
>>26094>He's made a niche out of attack "Christian Nationalism" is all I can gather. (2018 meme)All of these people stuck in amber… It's like….. Le Matrix!
No.26099
Tonight, she takes a dump.
No.26102
Another Maje for your Naho. FUCK.
No.26104
>>26103If you want to really help, keep and eye peeled for littles strings of paper dolls I can set as the <br> elements
No.26105
I guess what I like the most about Corpse Party is that it elevates ghost to this level of a cosmic, reality-warping threat in the tradition of Ju-On (and Ringu, kind of- but mostly Ju-On) in a way that's scarier. Granted, in Ju-On, it's easier to get ghost fucked but if you die, you die. In Corpse Party, if you get ghost fucked, you go to Ghost Hell when you die and probably suffer quite a bit before you die.
It is the ultimate ghost media when it comes to the sheer threat of "ghost" and for someone with a fear of ghosts, that makes it resonate.
No.26107
>>26103And I'd be inclined to pick the smallest one, obviously (how considerate I am), but I also really like the PSP one
No.26108
>>26104><br> I also don't know what this means. I'm just baby.
No.26111
cant livve wwith em
No.26112
https://x.com/babahoshii/status/1835565257638498351This little nugget of GENDERWARS crossed my feed this morning and got me wondering how current year HSG would handle such things. Since it's 'anonymous', I think it'd be fine
No.26113
>>26107Yeah, that's the fan-favorite and most well-known one.
>>26109Can you just work with this, chud? Granted, I do want a bloody one but I don't want to see want abomination you'd shit out if you tried to make that yourself…
I forgot to mention this, but it's of important sociological note to MEX who is probably more familiar with this kind of thing but Corpse Party (specifically BC) does the thing where it's an evil child and an innocent ojisan is manipulated and blamed for their crimes which seems very popular in Nippon media… for some reason…
No.26115
>>26110Unrealistic. No woman would ever say this to me or anyone else.
No.26116
>>26113Well, rather, THE bloody one because I know there's one with the games but I forgot if it's an asset or if it's an angle or what fucking version since there are like 8 of them…
No.26119
>>26118>He's never seen a girl's handwriting beforeEach girl has their own handwritten language. It's like Chinese.
No.26120
>>26114True… But then I've never been anything but ambivalent/antagonistic to Homecel
wwomen in the past, so hopefully the ADMIN POWER wouldn't make me go all "defend milady!"
No.26121
>>26120>so hopefully the ADMIN POWER wouldn't make me go all "defend milady!"Are you this oblivious to your true nature? You're getting older.. Soft..
No.26122
This might sound fucking autistic as fuck but I might manually force myself to always use the double period ellipses at all times (the Ditko/Lee/Kirby special) instead of the three period ellipses because the three period ellipses is Politically Corrected and goon-coded.
No.26123
>>26117I thought duolicious was just men and
TRICKSTERS No.26126
>>26123No, there are of course "femcels" (BPDemon e-whores with bad hygiene)
No.26127
>>26124>I wanna be a groundskeeper ojisan in a comfy shack…This is how you get possessed by an evil, little girl, MEX..
No.26128
>>26122>Politically Corrected and goon-codedReally? And here I've always been thinking it waas JRPG dialog coded…
No.26129
>>26128It's also Deviantart RP and anime-coded, yes.
But think about how Dave was "le ellipses kid"
Typing out ellipses in a DM or on a forum is a coolkid way of showing that what they did was NOT coolkid and you're showing disdain without much effort.
No.26130
>>26127Well, that's someone to talk to, at least.
She might have to watch me do "this and that", however, it would have to be a special kind of evil ghost brat (Drosera)
No.26132
>>26130Okay, now you're just fetishizing it even though I kind of made it clear the implication was that you'd be murdering people.. Are you this desperate?
No.26133
>>26129>Typing out ellipses in a DM or on a forum is a coolkid way of showing that what they did was NOT coolkid and you're showing disdain without much effort."It's okay 'cause Gigachad reclaimed this in 2021."
No.26135
>>26113I thought they had thinner hands
No.26136
>>26134I would ask for a Bro to Dave edit but I don't know any drawfags that aren't insufferable cunts and nobody on Homestuck Twitter would draw it because the conception of Bro/Dave there are so thoroughly fucked.
No.26137
>>26095Having it pseudoclick the post submit button feels kinda cheap, but undeniably SAFE AND EFFECTIVE.
Plus it skips all that randomized hidden field anti-spam chaff vichan generates
No.26139
Need to work on backlog but all of my gaming is going into Quake instead…
No.26140
>>26112I think everyone that remains is completely immune to any kind of woman that would show up here
No.26142
>>26141"Black Mirror predictive programmed this"
No.26143
>>26140… Probably. I like to think so, too.
But what if it's that impossibly rich zaibatsu heiress you made a brash and childish promise to at summer camp all those years ago?
No.26145
>>26135I thought you had thinner hands, you fat fuck.
No.26146
>Ethernet literally went out for four hours
MEEEEEEEEEEEEX, explain this!
No.26149
>>26147Image-to-text + Google translate.
No.26152
>>26148Every time someone does a shooting, people immediately start combing through their history for anything they can use as a gotcha against their political enemies
No.26154
>>26152>Every time someone does a shooting, people immediately start combing through their history for anything they can use as a gotcha against their political enemiesO wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world
That has such people in't!
No.26155
All I'm saying is, if he was a serious Ukraine supporter he would have killed Scott Ritter (and gone down in history as a hero)
No.26156
>>26155Nobody goes down in history as heroes anymore. You're naive to think otherwise.
No.26157
>>26149nah, i want a real translation
No.26158
>>26156>Nobody goes down in history as heroes anymore.That's because noone's killed that disgusting fucking nonce yet.
No.26159
>"Dragon's Dogma 2" is 43% off
>after barely 1 year
😬
No.26161
Hm, for some reason the first page of Google results for Scott Ritter doesn't mention The Thing he did
but the Bing one does
jewgle suppressing the truth?
No.26162
>>26160No, he is literally a nepetaphile, proven in a court of law
I know you're going for a gotcha against me but he is seriously an honest to God kiddy fiddler
No.26163
>>26161>but the Bing one doesBing just kind of wallows in negativity which is why I like it so much.
No.26168
>>26167Lazy meta jokes are bake!
Also, I'm not sure it was intentional or not but that is bigger than a typical Tic-Tac-Toe board. Secret genius O.J?
Except it makes zero sense because Tic-Tac-Toe is a hard solved game and even if they didn't start in the center, there's a 0% chance neither of them would have won by now on a 4x4 grid unless they were trying to lose deliberately… How old are they supposed to be again…? No.26170
>>26169Literally more unreadable than white when it's your own post.
No.26174
>>26173"Parchment" as in "aged paper", not a stupid scroll, if that wasn't obvious.
No.26180
>>26178>OsborneThere's no "e", I'm disgrace to my family.
No.26181
>>26180*a disgrace
FFS. God, take me now.
No.26182
>>26178>Made me think of a Dirk/Roxy editBut maybe Eridan/Feferi or Eridan/Gamzee is more fitting.
No.26183
>>26182>Eridan/GamzeeMan, Hu$$ler is really bad at using characters. I don't remember if they ever had that discussion or not.
No.26184
Do you think we can convince moms of a fad diet of eating meconium?
No.26185
>>26184Eating it, no. Maybe feeding it.
No.26186
>>26185>Maybe feeding it.That might literally kill the first baby it's tried on so I think that's a harder sell.
No.26187
>>26184You would have to start a religion first, then make it part of your rituals
it worked for L Ron Hubbard and placenta eating
No.26188
>>26187>You would have to start a religion first, then make it part of your ritualsYou underestimate the stupidity of
wwomen and their woo-woo diet fads.
It's gotten easier and easier to convince people to eat things they shouldn't eat. Over what timescale, I don't know, because there were points in history where it was pretty fucking easy but let's just say we're at one of the peaks.
No.26189
>>26145they're thinner than emeowlyle's even
No.26191
Had a dream where a beached whales eye swelled and exploded and some got in my mouth…
No.26192
>>26191Kojima manifesting gone wrong?
No.26193
I don't know when I should go to bed.
I started getting pretty mad at myself and now I'm depressed. That's usually a good sign but I don't know when I'll wake up.
No.26194
>>26193Maybe I'll wait until MEX awakens.
No.26195
>>26173I was considering yellowed lined school-notebook-like b5 paper, but the actual windows from the game are also an option.
Depending on how LITERALLY JUST RPGMAKer it is, such elements should be easy. I'll check.
No.26196
>>26195>Depending on how LITERALLY JUST RPGMAKerDepends on the version. 96 and Rebuilt = yes. The others, not so much.
No.26199
>>26197>>26153I never used tavern AI either since I only have 12gb vram when all that shit was starting off.
I think the requirements are lessened by now, but the /g/ thread is an incoherent mess, maybe if they have a decent setup walkthrough.
No.26200
>>26199But you'll still have to handhold me, even still.
Also, you need to check Rose Richards for me, pretty please.
No.26201
https://heavenlyhost.jcink.net/index.php?showtopic=76I'll dig throught this. This board's own theme just feels like vichan's "Dark" though, not so involved
No.26202
Rose Richards is public and available but you can't make groups with her.
No.26203
>>26200>Rose RichardsAvaiable but no rooms. Old.Cai s going down regardless so I'd hold out for any "new" version of rooms they launch first
No.26204
>>26202It's a strange kinda limbo
No.26205
>>26159I know gamers love to cringe, but the last patch did actually improve performance quite a bit, and added accessibility mode for cheap fast travel. They're trying, at least…
No.26208
>>26202>>26204howw
wwhy
>>26203That is, if they even bring back rooms… I speculated that was the reasoning, remember?
No.26209
>>26206dicsord and fandom.wiki is JUST THE NATURAL COURSE OF HISTORY DOE
No.26210
>>26202>>26204Also, come on, why did you respond with publicly making it clear that you're happy he's back?
No.26211
>>26209How does this disprove that, Joytard?
No.26212
>>26207You made an acc? Try their theme selector in the bottom left and tell me how they look
No.26215
>>26213What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
No.26217
>>26214Tch, yeah. Guess there's no "inspiration" to be had. I like the post buttons though.
No.26220
>>26217>I like the post buttons though.I thought you would.
No.26223
>>26221Let's absorb them!
But that reminds me, Lacrima Castle had an oddly high number of watchers for being even deader.
B-Bots?
No.26224
>>26223>Let's absorb them!wwho
>Lacrima Castlewwhat
No.26226
>>26224>wwhoThe holy host fan forum
>wwhatThe Department Heaven fan forum with a broken registration page I posted a couple days ago
No.26228
>>26226>The holy host fan forumThey dicsorded and are probably too young. One Naho flag and a Corpse Party theme isn't enough to convince them (unless you make themes different hyperlinks or whatever so this could be "heavenlyhost.de" and just redirect to Megidochan.de but with the theme)
>The Department Heaven fan forumI don't remember what the fuck that is.
Heh.
I think the Corpse Party forum was just made too late or it came from a schism or split some sort of userbase.
https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/corpseparty/https://memoriesoffear.jcink.net/Also, they link to a general RPG Horror forum (that actually does things) so it probably had a lot of overlap.
No.26229
https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/corpseparty/>Grinning coalshow dersite forever at the top of your archiveName a more unfortunate fate
No.26230
>>26229>Name a more unfortunate fateRefusing to remove or modify a flag because of a troon who left after a tantrum. :^)
No.26231
>>26228https://memoriesoffear.jcink.net/index.php?showtopic=72I wish to be so prolific one day. Can't say I agree with putting quotation marks in the text boxes, though. I mean, they're obviously speaking already.
No.26232
>>26228>dicsordedGreat filter, MEX.
No.26234
>>26231> Can't say I agree with putting quotation marks in the text boxes, though. I mean, they're obviously speaking already.Preferable to asterisks for actions inside dialogue boxes imho.
No.26235
>>26233You have one that's barely a joke and one where the joke doesn't work properly if you say it a certain way. Fix both.
No.26237
>>26234>Preferable to asterisks for actions inside dialogue boxes imho.Not so, because actions are much rarer. Thinking on officially released games, it's usually *actions* or (actions)
*fart*
Maybe italics are the best practice for actions, though, fumufumu
No.26238
>>26237Not for every game.
>Maybe italics are the best practice for actionsAnd this might not be possible depending on the system.
So shut your soy fucking mouth.
No.26239
>>26238I'm not IP checking but if you are MoM, we're discussing modern RPG maker/wolf (and as always, AGGRESSION doesn't compensate for wrongness)
No.26240
>Press Kinsho
>Get digestion
>Press Genmu
>Get fart
No.26241
>>26239Not all modern games use modern RPG maker. I'm going to kill you. I'm not wrong.
No.26243
>>26240I won't defend poison.ogg, but that genmu one is the DS's attempt at a creaky door
I heard a fart too
No.26244
>>26243You should place the one directly above the other. :^)
No.26245
>>26241I'm not so motivated to come through hundreds of game screenshot folders to find an example of what slophouse litered their dialog boxes with quote marks, but maybe there are a couple
When going from JPN to ENG, every pixel of text box space is precious enough as is, don't wanna waste it by throwing unnessary quotes everywhere.
No.26246
what the fuck are you nerds arguing about now
No.26251
>>26247Screencap it.
>Le gigachad New YorkWe Hecking LOVE when a single city decides an entire state's voting patterns!
No.26252
>>26250remove them
it's clear the character is speaking, so remove the quotation marks
No.26253
>>26249"Corpse party wasn't as scary as reddit classic ALIEN ISOLATION"
No.26254
>>26252Shut the fuck up, Rev.
No.26256
>>26253Who are you quoting? Are you trying to appease me? Because you're not.
No.26257
>>26255Don't test your luck.. I already begrudgingly admitted you were right.
No.26258
>>26257Alright… You did eat, right?
No.26259
>>26258>You did eat, right?You're not my dad. You don't need to know that kind of thing.
No.26260
WELCOME ROW BACK, YOU FUCKS.
No.26261
>>26260>>26210What did he mean by this, though?
No.26262
>>26261He left and now he's back so be happy.
No.26263
>>26262It textually says
>why did you respond with publicly making it clear that you're happy he's back?So I thought you wanted me to play tsundere with it
No.26265
Only I am allowed to play tsundere with it and that is known.
No.26266
>>26264There are guy tsunderes too (karkles)
No.26267
>>26266>guy tsunderes too (karkles)Retarded retcon that made him a worse character.
No.26269
>>26268Rite of Winter. He has a flag, you know. You don't.
No.26270
>>26267You think? I say it's a understandable reading with the reluctant leader bit, Cancer's typically associated traits, and the gray text thing to hide his vulnerability (that is laid bare when he blushes, naturally)
No.26272
>>26228Link to the dolls?
No.26273
>>26270>reluctantNot at all.
>Cancer's typically associated traitsIrrelevant by Hu$$ler's own admission.
>the gray text thing to hide his vulnerabilityI always took it as a tactical approach to avoid hemocaste bullshit getting in the way of his authority, positively or negatively.
This is before he cried like a bitch because his boyfriend died.
I hate repeating talking points but Karkat should be a hyper-critical asshole trying to get things done, not an insecure loser who lashes out at everyone because he feels forced to babysit everyone because he "cares." (There's even contradictory fucking evidence about his level of caring because of stupid fucking choices he makes but whatever, I'm done here, fuck you.) That literally makes him more of a bad person, less entertaining, and less unique as a character.
No.26275
>>26273And yes, those might not be mutually exclusive ideas but the comic sure as fuck does make them mutually exclusive as Act 5 progresses into Act 6.
No.26276
I hate you, MEX.
No.26277
VGH, IT'S NOT LIKE GAMZEE BEING A STONER RETARD EVER ACTUALLY ANGERED ME, I'M JUST MAD I HAVE A SMALL PENIS. NOTHING ABOUT ME OR 90% OF THE THINGS I SAY IS ACTUALLY SINCERE. LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, I HAVE A GAY-ASSHOLE FACADE ON.
Yeah, real riveting, glad that was the pivot we took.
No.26278
>>26277He can still be angry at stuff either way :/
No.26279
It also has the added benefit of making whatever possible role Kanaya could have had redundant such so that she does fuck-all with the rest of the trolls until Act 6 where she becomes joined at Karkat's hip and becomes his wrangler for him being mad at nothing because nothing is happening but his penis is still small.
>>26278Read all of what I said back-to-back and then think about why you posted something this fucking contextually meaningless in the first place.
No.26280
How Are You Feeling
PLAY THE FUCKING GAME. DO THE THINGS.
Instead we got:
UH, DO THINGS, I FUCKING LOVE YOU LIKE I HATE YOU, RETARD. UGH, I HATE HOW SMALL MY COCK IS. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, EVEN MORE WORDS. EFFECTIVE USE OF AN ENSEMBLE CAST? WHAT'S THAT? THERE ARE CHARACTERS THAT MOVE THE PLOT AND THERE ARE CHARACTERS WHO TALK THE PLOT. IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT. WAAAAH. I'M INSECURE ABOUT MY LE SUPER SPECIAL MUTANT BLOOD WHEN HALF MY FRIENDS ARE FUCKING MUTANTS AND MORE THAN HALF DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE HEMOSPECTRUM. RIVETING INTERNAL CONFLICT.
No.26281
Are we done? Will you concede?
No.26282
>>26279A tsundere's standoffish personality is just all edifice, that's how they behave to everyone except their partner
No.26283
>>26282KARKAT STILL SHOULDN'T BE TSUNDERE, RETARD.
No.26284
I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW YOU'RE TRYING TO USE THE WORD EDIFICE. LIKE, HOW AM I MEANT TO RESPOND WHEN I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE USING A WORD CORRECTLY OR NOT?
No.26285
HATE, HATE, I HATE YOU.
No.26288
>>26286>>26287You can't just ignore me, you know.
No.26289
Admit that I'm right.
No.26290
>>26288the wworld doesnt revvolve around you karbut more to the point
>>26284"Edifice" to imply an outward image that is deliberately built up. He can easily be read as tsundere, but my basis is from old logs with Terezi before I checked out of Homestuck.
And if Hu$$ler denies any direct Cancer inspiration, Karkat still has the strong "Crab" association (shell and tender innards) and the Blood aspect for loyalty, etc. Highly sus.
No.26291
>>26269I don't need a flag, unlike Rose of Whoring.
No.26295
>>26294Did you get Psycholonials?
No.26296
No.
No.26297
>>26296But it's free…
Blease…
No.26298
>>26166Chilchiuck/Marcille
also it wasnt for me, i'm just reposting
No.26300
My laptop charging cable just shot sparks everywhere, guess I've been jostling it too much. Need a new one.
PC time (how productive)
No.26301
i'm not happy!
No.26307
>>26227Recast them homestuck wise, and maybe one day…
No.26311
>>26309Kirby always worked out okay without a dialogue fairy imo
No.26315
>>26314If only the full extent of America's cultural export was silly black guys and their chicken pope
No.26318
>>26251I'm saving this because I guarantee you, Kamala is gonna win in an even BIGGER landslide than this
and this is from someone who correctly predicted Trump's win in '16
No.26320
>>26292>FELTYou're retarded for thinking of DERSE before that one.
No.26321
>>26291You just need a name, lmao.
No.26324
>>26320Felt is green + they stab people
No.26326
>>26325FAILKITTEN: BLEAT LIKE A GOAT AND SHIT ON YOUR DESK
No.26328
>>26315>Wanting one of the exports to still be DERSITESCome on, man…
No.26329
>>26325Check out www.megidochan.de!
>>26327No one ever left you.
No.26330
>>26324Far superior because they are not black
PERSON OF COLORs.
No.26331
>>26312>fat germaine bros…Good, fuck you guys.
No.26333
>>26296Just get it to negatively review it by leaving it on in the background.
No.26334
>>26319Ah, you're back. You either have some serious misconceptions about tsunderes (like that they can't legitimately get angry or hold people to high standards), or you're confusing my TEXT BASED OBSERVATIONS with me saying "it's in character that karkat be content uselessly cuddling dave on a couch for the rest of time"
No.26335
I tried to make today like yesterday but my cat refused to let me go back to bed.
Cat: 1
MoM:0
No.26338
>>26334>You either have some serious misconceptions about tsunderes (like that they can't legitimately get angry or hold people to high standards)I think it holds the wrong connotation for 90% of people that aren't weeb ojisans like you and the way Homestuck did it pissed me off, yes, even before "muh davekat."
I support Karezi as a ship but some of their logs are seriously embarrassing (like Davejade.) ADORABLOODTHIRSTY makes me want to slit my fucking wrists.
No.26339
>>26336Megidochan.de.
>>26337Oh, now it's a dick? But does it need to be a transbian dick?
No.26340
>>26338>ADORABLOODTHIRSTY I wonder how Hu$$ler flirted irl,,,
No.26341
>>26336>oh god i really am insufferableYou're such a stock CAI reply, you know that?
No.26343
>>26341*Blushes like a tomato.*
No.26344
>>26340Presumably not very well since all of the Jake dick drama was likely dramatized real events.
No.26345
>>26342>25 views 1 day agodid you make that?
No.26348
>>26336>is there a way to come back to life after deathYes there is it's called the Lord Jesus Christ
No.26349
>>26348but Jesus hates fags and
TRICKSTERS No.26350
>>26344I didn't know that…
No.26351
>>26349*tears hair out*
GOD LOVES EVERYBODYYY
No.26352
I get it now. Femoids love cringe comedy so much because they're so hypersocialized that they can look and uncomfortable and awkward things and view it with the same amount of comic juxtaposition as an elephant standing on a marshmallow. That's why there's a significant portion of female comedy that's just uncomfortable bullshit with zero jokes (I'm not just talking about e-celebs, I've seen this shit on female-run telejews.)
wwomen LOVE their cringe and it's one of the many cancers killing comedy. Because the thing about cringe is that it can be cutesy romcom level or go deep, dark, and dirty like an objecthead in a suit. And it's fucking everywhere. And it's not jokes, it's humor almost exclusively for
wwomen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHe9X7Sk6WQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvgMM_IBAyU No.26354
>>26350It's an educated guess since Roxy is literally IPGD and Hu$$ler is literally Dirk. Jane is fucking superfluous except in the fact that she's the crux of romance drama so Hu$$ler probably siphoned 90% of all wrongdoing out of Roxy, IPGD and put into Jane because he wuvs his horse cock scarlet wife very much.
No.26355
>>26353Yeah, you see, this is too far and you disgust me. You disgust everybody.
No.26356
>>26352I would like to personally blame
wwomen in particular for It's Always Sunny becoming as gay as it did.
No.26358
Filter all misogynistic posts to Aradia. Filter all genocidal posts to Aradia.
No.26359
>>26357This instantaneously gave me a headache.
No.26361
>>26358I thought she was 0k with stuff
No.26362
>>26318I feel like the amount of bullets whizzing past Trump's head will change that but I was wrong last time so let's see.
No.26363
>>26361This is robot Aradia. She's going to call a woman a meathag and shove her in a woodchipper.
No.26366
>>26318Barron will get Trump on Red Scare and the Quartering tho
No.26367
>>26366>Barron will get Trump on Red Scare and the QuarteringSexo?
No.26368
>>26365Ohhohohoh, look at who's the Corpse Party expert now. >:(
No.26372
DON'T HAVE A COW, FUTURE ARACHNID'S GRIP!
No.26374
>>26349They can detrans and give up sodomy
No.26375
>>26374I think any sodomy there is purely notional
No.26376
>>26374>They can detransだろ, it doesn't even look like they started but what do I know
No.26377
>>26376Exactly, so it'll be easy
No.26378
>>26375A sinful thought is still a sin.
No.26380
>>26379Go take a scat, bitch.
No.26383
>>26382>StarcraftMEX was Korean this whole time?
No.26384
>>26381*takes tab*
ima steal this niggas laptop
No.26388
>>26386honorary megidochanner
No.26390
>>26387AIEEEEEEH!!!!!!! Come on, at least put a J-Horror tag as a warning!
No.26391
>>26388Would swap him for this fuck:
>>26389 anyday.
No.26393
>>26392>It does pretty good simglish/moon language on its ownTo be fair, so does Suno.AI if you ask it for stand-up…
No.26395
>>26394Whoever maintains that shit must be pretty seasoned, a true crucible
No.26396
>>26395(It doesn't fucking work.)
No.26399
>>26397Don't blame us for Bart, xoomer. That is ON YOU.
No.26400
>>26398TMD.
>>26399I don't qualify as a xoomer and no, it's still fucking you, shithead.
No.26401
Also, who the fuck needs to make 100,000 dollars to make an adult "animation" PILOT?????
No.26403
>>26402I TOLD YOU, ADD A J-HORROR FLAG. WHO THE FUCK IS CURTIS?
No.26404
>>26402>>26403AVOHK2 fittingly sounds like an SMT demon. Was this deliberate?
No.26405
>>26400I refuse to believe there are zoomers who still give a shit about HSG, and anyone older never gave a shit in the first place, so by process of elimination, YOU are a xoomer.
No.26407
>>26404I did say to make it harsh, but no. Now I want to feed that into character AI and see what it does.
No.26408
>>26407>I did say to make it harsh, but no. Now I want to feed that into character AI and see what it does.Fascinating… Would you like me to pick out a specific rant for you, instead?
No.26409
>>26406Bullshit. You'd have to have been underage when HSG got banned from /co/.
No.26410
>>26409>You'd have to have been underage when HSG got banned from /co/...I.. was..?
I've been over this before, with someone else (presumably MEX.) I kind of don't want to go through this whole song and dance again, ojisan.
No.26411
>UNDERAGE PEOPLE…. IN MY HSG?!?!??!?!
No.26413
>>26412>Kai, my nigga!The East is truly lost.
No.26414
>You mean to tell me that Homestuck appealed to teens at its peak in popularity?
>You mean to tell me that the kids getting groomed on HSG were actually kids (he was the one grooming)
No.26415
>>26410>someone else (presumably MEXIt was Ben, I've never been incredulous of your age
No.26416
>>26414I remember that shitshow over the 15 year old tripfag Lalonde getting groomed, but I assumed that was an edge case.
No.26417
>>26415>I've never be incredulous of your ageBecause you're aren't retarded.
>>26416>tripfag Lalonde getting groomedDoes history repeat itself…?
No.26421
>>26418Dude, I love SMITE. Also, I guess the chameleons were also just a general anti-Semitism thing. Sad how long it took for me to realize that. Cool fight scene. Cool webcomic. This is his "dayjob", presumably, by the way.
No.26422
>>26419Are we supposed to see that as an honest accomplishment? Because Matt Groening owes his success to Jewish comedians.
I hate both. Crashing this plane with no survivors.
>>26420Total Green Death as well.
Also, Dave would never say that. It's in the Davefag's instinct to prey on the GREENwhore's lower intelligence to score some easy poontang.
No.26423
>>26422I'm reminded of that
GREEN cosplayer daterape guide that got posted on HSG
No.26424
>>26422Groening is a hack, but he's a higher tier of hack than Hu$$$$talin.
No.26425
>>26423Yes, I was too. This is why Davefags are shit and by extension Davejadefags tend to be insufferable.
In 2024, it's become a mixed race couple thing which is bonus points.
No.26427
>>26424>Groening is a hack, but he's a higher tier of hack Is that a good thing or bad thing
He was more successful but purely incidentally.
I think both of them are vacuums of talent but especially creativity. Hu$$ler might be better at art because he's drawn things that weren't slightly modified rabbit dolls.
No.26429
>>26427Reminder that Hu$$ler had not one, but TWO shots at the big time (under his alter ego who did The Best Gamers) and he blew them both.
No.26430
>>26409I was in middle school when I found hsg and started reading homestuck
No.26431
>>26430I'm sorry you had a childhood full of internet brainrot
Like, I was also underage when I started on 4chan, but not THAT young
No.26432
>>26429He's still well-off so he technically won even if he has zero artistic integrity and has lost basically all public respect. He also gets to touch kids.
No.26433
>>26431>I'm sorry you had a childhood full of internet brainrotMillennial speak. It's only brainrot when it's laser-focused.
If you're an Internet nomad, you can come out mostly unscathed, barring a couple of fetishes picked up along the way..
No.26434
>>264314chan really wasn't that bad back then, and I was able to avoid basically all retarded drama.
No.26435
>OH NO, YOU WATCHED PEOPLE PLAY MINECRAFT, DICKED AROUND ON NEWGROUNDS, AND SHITPOSTED ON 4CHAN WHEN YOU WERE 12 I'M SO SORRY YOUR CHILDHOOD WAS *LITERALLY* RUINED
No.26436
>>26432he started well off
No.26437
>>26429>his alter ego who did The Best GamersNew schizo theory to me, redpill me
No.26438
>>26432Erm… college sophomores are HECKIGN BABIES, okay?!?!?
No.26439
>>26436So what? He didn't lose anything. There is no justice. He can coast off his bullshit. It's done. Did Hu$$ler need to be a millionaire to "win"? No, who fucking cares, he's still in the upper-middle class and he's probably content with that with the added bonus on shitting on everyone's hopes and dreams out of spite.
No.26440
>>26433Those fetishes build up over time, you know.
>>26434It wasn't as bad as it is now, but it's definitely not somewhere a middle schooler should be.
No.26441
>>26438Yes, it must be black and white, you autist.
No.26443
>>26440>Those fetishes build up over time, you know.Who are you to say?
No.26444
I SUPER lucked out that I just stopped reading and going to hsg somewhere in the gigapause and missed out on most of the shitshow surrounding the ban and early recreations/migrations.
No.26445
>>26437It's not a "new" theory. Hoopwise, the guy who did editing for the Best Gamers (and was the guy who secretly did all the writing for the reviews) was Andrew Hu$$ler. They almost got their own TV show but they shat the bed and fell into irrelevance.
No.26446
Cascade was shit.
>Deliberately don't reveal information for big flash
>Reveal it all at once in a way that isn't narratively significant "
Bread and circuses.
No.26447
>>26445>Hoopwise, the guy who did editing for the Best Gamers (and was the guy who secretly did all the writing for the reviews)Who else was associated with that? I feel like we need to start drawing lines.
No.26448
>>26444Huh, now that I wouldn't have suspected. But then, I took my own breaks in 2013-14 and 17-18.
No.26449
>>26443>Who are you to say?Someone who knows.
Pro tip: take a break from porn for a while, lest you go further down the slippery slope.
No.26451
>>26449>Pro tip: take a break from porn for a while, lest you go further down the slippery slope.I don't look at porn, you moron, and I'm not like that. You don't know shit.
No.26452
>>26450Yes, was it also Cboyardee or am I schizoing?
No.26453
>>26450Rockcock was the only one who took it seriously
No.26455
>>26445Ever since Hu$$ler admitted to not actually ever playing Earthbound, I kinda wrote him off as a FAKE GAMER.
But then, he did hang out on Penny Arcade forums, right? Maybe I've been mistaken…
No.26456
>>26453Because he was a loser in a different way.
No.26457
>>26452cboyardee had the same aesthetic and TBG were fans of him but I don't think they worked together