No.26359
>>26357This instantaneously gave me a headache.
No.26361
>>26358I thought she was 0k with stuff
No.26362
>>26318I feel like the amount of bullets whizzing past Trump's head will change that but I was wrong last time so let's see.
No.26363
>>26361This is robot Aradia. She's going to call a woman a meathag and shove her in a woodchipper.
No.26366
>>26318Barron will get Trump on Red Scare and the Quartering tho
No.26367
>>26366>Barron will get Trump on Red Scare and the QuarteringSexo?
No.26368
>>26365Ohhohohoh, look at who's the Corpse Party expert now. >:(
No.26372
DON'T HAVE A COW, FUTURE ARACHNID'S GRIP!
No.26374
>>26349They can detrans and give up sodomy
No.26375
>>26374I think any sodomy there is purely notional
No.26376
>>26374>They can detransだろ, it doesn't even look like they started but what do I know
No.26377
>>26376Exactly, so it'll be easy
No.26378
>>26375A sinful thought is still a sin.
No.26380
>>26379Go take a scat, bitch.
No.26383
>>26382>StarcraftMEX was Korean this whole time?
No.26384
>>26381*takes tab*
ima steal this niggas laptop
No.26388
>>26386honorary megidochanner
No.26390
>>26387AIEEEEEEH!!!!!!! Come on, at least put a J-Horror tag as a warning!
No.26391
>>26388Would swap him for this fuck:
>>26389 anyday.
No.26393
>>26392>It does pretty good simglish/moon language on its ownTo be fair, so does Suno.AI if you ask it for stand-up…
No.26395
>>26394Whoever maintains that shit must be pretty seasoned, a true crucible
No.26396
>>26395(It doesn't fucking work.)
No.26399
>>26397Don't blame us for Bart, xoomer. That is ON YOU.
No.26400
>>26398TMD.
>>26399I don't qualify as a xoomer and no, it's still fucking you, shithead.
No.26401
Also, who the fuck needs to make 100,000 dollars to make an adult "animation" PILOT?????
No.26403
>>26402I TOLD YOU, ADD A J-HORROR FLAG. WHO THE FUCK IS CURTIS?
No.26404
>>26402>>26403AVOHK2 fittingly sounds like an SMT demon. Was this deliberate?
No.26405
>>26400I refuse to believe there are zoomers who still give a shit about HSG, and anyone older never gave a shit in the first place, so by process of elimination, YOU are a xoomer.
No.26407
>>26404I did say to make it harsh, but no. Now I want to feed that into character AI and see what it does.
No.26408
>>26407>I did say to make it harsh, but no. Now I want to feed that into character AI and see what it does.Fascinating… Would you like me to pick out a specific rant for you, instead?
No.26409
>>26406Bullshit. You'd have to have been underage when HSG got banned from /co/.
No.26410
>>26409>You'd have to have been underage when HSG got banned from /co/...I.. was..?
I've been over this before, with someone else (presumably MEX.) I kind of don't want to go through this whole song and dance again, ojisan.
No.26411
>UNDERAGE PEOPLE…. IN MY HSG?!?!??!?!
No.26413
>>26412>Kai, my nigga!The East is truly lost.
No.26414
>You mean to tell me that Homestuck appealed to teens at its peak in popularity?
>You mean to tell me that the kids getting groomed on HSG were actually kids (he was the one grooming)
No.26415
>>26410>someone else (presumably MEXIt was Ben, I've never been incredulous of your age
No.26416
>>26414I remember that shitshow over the 15 year old tripfag Lalonde getting groomed, but I assumed that was an edge case.
No.26417
>>26415>I've never be incredulous of your ageBecause you're aren't retarded.
>>26416>tripfag Lalonde getting groomedDoes history repeat itself…?
No.26421
>>26418Dude, I love SMITE. Also, I guess the chameleons were also just a general anti-Semitism thing. Sad how long it took for me to realize that. Cool fight scene. Cool webcomic. This is his "dayjob", presumably, by the way.
No.26422
>>26419Are we supposed to see that as an honest accomplishment? Because Matt Groening owes his success to Jewish comedians.
I hate both. Crashing this plane with no survivors.
>>26420Total Green Death as well.
Also, Dave would never say that. It's in the Davefag's instinct to prey on the GREENwhore's lower intelligence to score some easy poontang.
No.26423
>>26422I'm reminded of that
GREEN cosplayer daterape guide that got posted on HSG
No.26424
>>26422Groening is a hack, but he's a higher tier of hack than Hu$$$$talin.
No.26425
>>26423Yes, I was too. This is why Davefags are shit and by extension Davejadefags tend to be insufferable.
In 2024, it's become a mixed race couple thing which is bonus points.
No.26427
>>26424>Groening is a hack, but he's a higher tier of hack Is that a good thing or bad thing
He was more successful but purely incidentally.
I think both of them are vacuums of talent but especially creativity. Hu$$ler might be better at art because he's drawn things that weren't slightly modified rabbit dolls.
No.26429
>>26427Reminder that Hu$$ler had not one, but TWO shots at the big time (under his alter ego who did The Best Gamers) and he blew them both.
No.26430
>>26409I was in middle school when I found hsg and started reading homestuck
No.26431
>>26430I'm sorry you had a childhood full of internet brainrot
Like, I was also underage when I started on 4chan, but not THAT young
No.26432
>>26429He's still well-off so he technically won even if he has zero artistic integrity and has lost basically all public respect. He also gets to touch kids.
No.26433
>>26431>I'm sorry you had a childhood full of internet brainrotMillennial speak. It's only brainrot when it's laser-focused.
If you're an Internet nomad, you can come out mostly unscathed, barring a couple of fetishes picked up along the way..
No.26434
>>264314chan really wasn't that bad back then, and I was able to avoid basically all retarded drama.
No.26435
>OH NO, YOU WATCHED PEOPLE PLAY MINECRAFT, DICKED AROUND ON NEWGROUNDS, AND SHITPOSTED ON 4CHAN WHEN YOU WERE 12 I'M SO SORRY YOUR CHILDHOOD WAS *LITERALLY* RUINED
No.26436
>>26432he started well off
No.26437
>>26429>his alter ego who did The Best GamersNew schizo theory to me, redpill me
No.26438
>>26432Erm… college sophomores are HECKIGN BABIES, okay?!?!?
No.26439
>>26436So what? He didn't lose anything. There is no justice. He can coast off his bullshit. It's done. Did Hu$$ler need to be a millionaire to "win"? No, who fucking cares, he's still in the upper-middle class and he's probably content with that with the added bonus on shitting on everyone's hopes and dreams out of spite.
No.26440
>>26433Those fetishes build up over time, you know.
>>26434It wasn't as bad as it is now, but it's definitely not somewhere a middle schooler should be.
No.26441
>>26438Yes, it must be black and white, you autist.
No.26443
>>26440>Those fetishes build up over time, you know.Who are you to say?
No.26444
I SUPER lucked out that I just stopped reading and going to hsg somewhere in the gigapause and missed out on most of the shitshow surrounding the ban and early recreations/migrations.
No.26445
>>26437It's not a "new" theory. Hoopwise, the guy who did editing for the Best Gamers (and was the guy who secretly did all the writing for the reviews) was Andrew Hu$$ler. They almost got their own TV show but they shat the bed and fell into irrelevance.
No.26446
Cascade was shit.
>Deliberately don't reveal information for big flash
>Reveal it all at once in a way that isn't narratively significant "
Bread and circuses.
No.26447
>>26445>Hoopwise, the guy who did editing for the Best Gamers (and was the guy who secretly did all the writing for the reviews)Who else was associated with that? I feel like we need to start drawing lines.
No.26448
>>26444Huh, now that I wouldn't have suspected. But then, I took my own breaks in 2013-14 and 17-18.
No.26449
>>26443>Who are you to say?Someone who knows.
Pro tip: take a break from porn for a while, lest you go further down the slippery slope.
No.26451
>>26449>Pro tip: take a break from porn for a while, lest you go further down the slippery slope.I don't look at porn, you moron, and I'm not like that. You don't know shit.
No.26452
>>26450Yes, was it also Cboyardee or am I schizoing?
No.26453
>>26450Rockcock was the only one who took it seriously
No.26455
>>26445Ever since Hu$$ler admitted to not actually ever playing Earthbound, I kinda wrote him off as a FAKE GAMER.
But then, he did hang out on Penny Arcade forums, right? Maybe I've been mistaken…
No.26456
>>26453Because he was a loser in a different way.
No.26457
>>26452cboyardee had the same aesthetic and TBG were fans of him but I don't think they worked together