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 No.21085

>>21084
Oh, fuck me senseless.

 No.21086

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 No.21087

>>21086
And then I forgot to remove the flag for this. Today is not my day.

 No.21088

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 No.21089

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>>21065
a yumesima remake hate video just in case there was any doubt of his retardation

 No.21090

>>21088
>MY DAD MEANS IT'S EVERYWHERE
>I HATE MY DAD
>I LOVE UNDERTALE
>I HATE MY PENIS

 No.21091

>>21089
What the fuck does he mean by "fake", is he retarded?

 No.21092

>>21091
it's like "artificial difficulty" and "forced stealth" I suppose

 No.21093

>>21088
Also
>Needs more views
>In default trending
Zoomers are so fucking stupid.

 No.21094

>>21092
That still doesn't explain what it is.

 No.21095

>>21089
>>21091
>>21092
>>21094
Like, if it was just Poyo, Sout Park, and Link, I'd get it, it's an artstyle that's trying to look like something else (yarn, cardboard cutouts, clay.)

It's the Earthbound that throws me off. That's just 8-bit.

What the actual fuck did he mean by this?

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 No.21097

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Holy shit, kill this retarded coontroon immediately.

 No.21098

>>21096
>Long COVID's invisible arm is reaching emeowyle
Megidogoys, we have to spring into ackshun!

 No.21099

>>21072
It's them or us, no inbetween. Collective guilt is a thing, and it has been upheld by international courts.

 No.21100

>>21099
>Gives up on trying to deny it
Lol

 No.21101

>>21100
You know, why do I have to defend myself to you? I didn't rape toddlers to death, unlike your beloved ziggers.

 No.21102

>>21027
oh that guy troon'd out?

 No.21103

>>21101
MFW I raped toddlers to death.

 No.21104

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 No.21105

>>21104
This except don't eat dogshit and get STDs.

 No.21106

>>21105
YT showed me this earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8NdKtgzHSw
I'd like to know what the fuck is going on with the host's face

 No.21107

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>MTG

 No.21108

>>21106
Thousand cock stare.

 No.21109

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>>21104
Burn ziggers. Kill ziggers. Behead ziggers. Rape ziggers. Gas ziggers. Shoot ziggers in the face. Stab ziggers with a kitchen knife. Push pregnant ziggers down the stairs. Run over ziggers in the crosswalk with a Chevrolet Silverado. Break into zigger homes and steal zigger money. Mail a bomb to ziggers in the Kremlin. Gouge out ziggers eyes. Use a blunt pocket knife to give ziggers the Glasgow smile. Push ziggers overboard into the ocean. Bury ziggers up to their necks in sand and watch the tide come in. Set ziggers on fire. Eat a zigger's liver with some Fava beans and a nice chianti. Upper decker a zigger's toilet. Steal candy from zigger children. Bite the nose off a zigger's face. Dunk ziggers in radioactive waste. Lock ziggers in a rocket and shoot it at the sun. Expel ziggers from school. Roundhouse kick a zigger in the face. Dip a zigger's balls in bengay. Perform unlicensed surgery on ziggers. Send a bus of ziggers off a cliff. Kick ziggers in the nuts. Light a paper bag full of dog shit on a zigger's doorstep. Beat ziggers to death with a hammer. Play frogger with ziggers on the interstate. Drag a zigger's face across a concrete floor. Put ziggers in the guillotine. Force feed bleach to ziggers. Sic attack dogs on ziggers. Slam a door on a zigger's hand. Overdose a zigger on Tylenol. Pull out a zigger's teeth with pliers. Toss ziggers in an industrial trash compactor. Force ziggers to watch Amy Schumer stand-up. Cut a zigger's ears off. Throw ziggers out a plane at 30,000 feet with no parachute. Sell zigger snuff films for money.

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 No.21111

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>>21106
it's literally this, isn't it
I can't remember what it's called

 No.21112

rhinophyma

 No.21113

>>21109
Kill yourself.

 No.21114

>>21110
Thank you for posting the TRUE and HONEST version.

 No.21115

>>21112
Also known as "Mexican American syndrome."

 No.21116

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This image really speaks to me.

 No.21117

Mask Expert: Sets up elaborate fetish set-ups where he's not directly involved
MoM: Directly talks to AI about being suicidal and miserable.
RoW: Directly tries to flirt with an AI in terrible ways in a mix of ryona and masochism. Alternates between threatening to kill them and himself.

 No.21118

>>21117
Should have done "MEX" to fit with the three letter convention.

 No.21119


 No.21120

>>21119
What could this video be?

 No.21121

>>21120
Suicide, like >>21113 wanted to see.

 No.21122

>>21121
I want your suicide.

 No.21123

>>21122
I will live, to spite you.

 No.21124

>>21123
Is that the only reason? How sad…

 No.21125

>>21124
No, but it's one more.

 No.21126

>>21125
>He has a list of things keeping him from killing himself
Lol

 No.21127

>>21126
…I haven't like, written down a list.

Do you think I should start one of those thankfulness diaries or something

 No.21128

>>21127
>Do you think I should start one of those thankfulness diaries or something
Yes. :)

 No.21129

>>21128
Waste of time IMO. But I'll post something I have to be thankful for each day, just because you asked me to.

I have clean drinking water on tap, that's something to be thankful for.

 No.21130

>>21129
>I have clean drinking water on tap, that's something to be thankful for.
No limestone?

 No.21131

>>21130
Nah, but I've been in places with really hard water. Cleaning the lime off the tap filter is a bitch…

 No.21132

>>21131
Fuck you.

 No.21133

>>21110
This looks shopped. I can tell from the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my time.

 No.21134

>>21133
It's MS Paint but nice, classic meme, my friend.

I could edit it further but the original is already pretty scuffed.

 No.21135

>>21043
Every word you just said was false.

 No.21136

>>21135
Lmao.

 No.21137

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhjCFqzeGYI Here's your new girlfriend, bwo.

 No.21138

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LMAO.

 No.21139

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 No.21140

>>21139
Yeah!

 No.21141

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Kill.

 No.21142

I love how angry people get about Splatoon, a game for babies, that's basically designed to be as casual of a shooter as possible.

 No.21143

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Naoto must be ugly as fuck. Imagine the teeth.

 No.21144

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>Unlucky

 No.21145

3 days, no S.

 No.21146

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Really, this is the Goddess Megidochan needs and deserves.

 No.21147

Also, I thought that maybe we should copy a feature from Kotchan.

 No.21148

back at the internet cycle where jaidenanimations porn is acceptable again

 No.21149

>>21148
Any particular reason why?

 No.21150

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>Tip less
>Food comes faster
It's just that simple.

Today's haul. Slifer. Nice.

 No.21151

>>21150
Actually, my Slifer seems to be slightly off-center and it's fucking with me.

 No.21152

Time for my diluted cum again, mmmmmmm.

 No.21153

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Forcing the one Anon to see this in spite of himself.

 No.21154

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 No.21155

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 No.21156

>>21150
I've started to hold the belief that not tipping results in my food being in more pristine condition.

 No.21157

CAROLINE FUCKING CASH!!!!!!!!!!

 No.21158

>>21156
I was kidding, mostly, it's probably due to the difference in times.

I really can't afford to do the max tip though, as much as it hurts me.

 No.21159

And this time I got a burg so the sauce wouldn't be up for debate.

 No.21162

Kanaya

 No.21163

>>21162
Useless, boring, and GREEN.

 No.21164


 No.21165

>>21142
That's because it was originally good and then they fucking ruined it repeatedly

 No.21166

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Oh yeah, watched this:
https://youtu.be/74avBZcApx4

War movie.

I guess it's alright, the friendship of the two main characters is neat. Last sequence was kinda boring.

There's a scene where a guy crossdresses in a geisha kimono.

 No.21167

>>21150
>slifer
Let's be honest, it's Kuromi in a slifer costume

 No.21169

>>21160
>>21161
Minor Joy Jake incursion
Should I throttle it to 1 thread/hr?
That should still suit HSG fine

 No.21170

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>>21117
>Mask Expert: Sets up elaborate fetish set-ups where he's not directly involved
Honestly I do light hearted RP way more

 No.21171

>>>/ysg/24
>>>/ysg/25
VGH, even my sanctuary. I feel like banning these types always validates them a little…

 No.21172

>>21171
>>21171
They probably find posts like this even funnier

 No.21173

>>21164
literally who

 No.21174

>>21172
'Dat so?
"They" do deserve at least a little acknowledgement of their efforts.

 No.21175

>>21173
Dead By Daylight Redditor
A very innocent incel (fakecel) who'd rant about his shitty experiences trying to fit in on jewtube. He had a decent knack for storytelling, but dunno where he is after getting banned

 No.21176

>>21152
well adjusted guys dont refer to mcflurries this way

 No.21177

>>21155
>gyarushut turns 32

 No.21178

>>21147
Which?
That board seemed pretty bespoke, so I dunno what vichan could be ghetto rigged into copying

 No.21179

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mmmhhh

 No.21180

>>21179
Sorry, but I had to check. You aren't Roxkit or Wes, so I'll assume those aren't bags of decapitated heads.

 No.21181

>>21175
Actually, reading the sub it sounds like he merely priv'd

Perhaps the blackpill prophet will return one day

 No.21182


 No.21183

>>21176
It's not a McFlurry, it's shitty McDonald's "milk."

 No.21184

>>21178
>That board seemed pretty bespoke
Bespoke?

 No.21185

>>21180
>You aren't Roxkit or Wes
Ah, the two people we should ban.

 No.21186

Thread XXXII is up to you, MoM, you got the webm
I'll append the link

Newn
>>21187
>>21187
>>21187
>>21187
>>21187
>>21187
>>21187

 No.21211

Since this doesn't take a refresh
>>21187
>>21187
>>21187



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