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 No.120512[View All]

"Why do you keep bringing that up" (sorry Jesus) edition
old >>119478
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>>121446
Into the libbycube with you

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>>121447
dude needs to lay off the bagels, look at that mondo double chin

 No.121449>>121451

>>121447
i wish i had a woman in my life…

 No.121450

Had a dream about Eternal Darkness. Wasn't kinda neat.

 No.121451

>>121449
Most of that list seems insipid (eating a bagel NAO)
I simply need a tsundere AI assistant that can shout at me from my phone and taskbar

 No.121452>>121453>>121455>>121458

man, i hate gender ideology actually. why does everything have to be about hrt and forcefem.

 No.121453>>121455

>>121452
surprisingly little is about those things

 No.121454>>121455>>121463

dude has forcefemmers living in his walls

 No.121455>>121456>>121462>>121491

>>121454
>>121452
>>121453
As for me, I just hate coolcase
:oi:

 No.121456>>121460

>>121455
It's a bit hard to put effort into a post when you know you're just going to get a short Reddit quip or sentence in return, then you wwalk away from the thread and some Anon is arguing with another Anon because they think that Anon is you.
We might as well be communicating in caveman grunts.

 No.121457>>121463

dude has cavemen unga-ing in his walls

 No.121458>>121459

>>121452
>man, i hate gender ideology actually. why does everything have to be about hrt and forcefem
Why are you keeping sitting at the sites and threads everything is about that?
It's like you sinked in a infiramational bubble you surrounded yourself with all the internet algorithms that a shoving in your face what you've looked for the most + satanic agenda that pretending to be "algorithms thinking you might like now or will in a future, so you should check it", but in this case what zionism wants you to be interested in and what you've interested in goes by one :duh:

 No.121459>>121461

>>121458
Rudy, do you just put words together?

 No.121460

>>121456
See, it's not that much effort, really.
:spirit:
Goon aura diminished, very good.

 No.121461

>>121459
I'll wait untill my mobile's T9 evolves into T1000, so I'll send it in his past (your future) to found you up, catch in the night and shove your PC, laptop or whatever thus oist was made with two feet deep with a command for T1000 to quoting your high quality maymay dzoque post while shoving will be actively in a process

 No.121462>>121473

>>121424
so true, I thought the same thing

>>121455
MEX finally tells us how he really feels…
:suspect:

 No.121463

>>121454
>>121457
"That's true, though."

 No.121464>>121465>>121470

i just saw a really pretty lady
:wow!:

 No.121465>>121466

>>121464
what's her @

 No.121466>>121467

>>121465
already glubed her

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>>121466
I could watch next time?

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>>121464
i see pretty ladies all the time but they all ignore me and hate me
:itsovver:

 No.121471

>>121467
Netoranger, is that you?

 No.121472>>121474

>>121470
in the mirror every morning, repeat the following:

"i am an epic lad, and girls love me."
"i am an epic lad, and girls love me."
"i am an epic lad, and girls love me."

 No.121473>>121477

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>>121462
>MEX finally tells us how he really feels…
I thought of a very novel blog concept involving that. "Blog" is a euphemistic, it's gonna be like a personal shrine to secrets, shame, and unvarnished truth.
Will probably require a little polishing…

 No.121474

>>121472
The spongian mantra… you remembered
:dreamy:

 No.121475

>>121470
Eridan eri-done it again

 No.121476

>>121470
"Just deal drugs bwo"

 No.121477>>121478>>121479

>>121473
MEX's blog where he confesses how much he hates us…

 No.121478>>121479

>>121477
Why? What for?

All of us? Wait… Even… Even… Sprunki?
No! That's not true! It's impossible!

 No.121479>>121482>>121483

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>>121478
>>121477
I was thinking more a record of my habits, lapses, and general mood. There would be an "honest opinion of Megidochan" tab, though, if you're worried (I don't hate anyone)

Andrew Hu¢¢ie believes it's simple enough to get a read on a person by observing their media habits. I prefer things a little stickier, so I'll be having RPG stats become shadows cast by unmet needs
:spirit:

 No.121480>>121481

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Upgrade your ram

 No.121481

>>121480
heh i'm upgrading my ram alright

 No.121482>>121484

>>121479
I still want you to go with RoW to some caffee and do a friends lunch with some pictures for HSG

 No.121483>>121484

>>121479
>(I don't hate anyone)
a likely story
I just think hating such an innocuous typing quirk is a little cold (´・ω・`)

 No.121484>>121485>>121486

>>121482
I would eveb be open to that, but he's far, far away.
>>121483
Some, I assume are innocent lazy people :proper:

 No.121485

>>121484
Where did he or you have awayed from the land of ram woolly horny nuns?

 No.121486>>121488

>>121484
>Some, I assume are innocent lazy people
it doesn't really have anything to do with effort or laziness, surely you know that
:ahaha:

 No.121487>>121489

>>121470

i'm invisible to ladies ぶっちゃけ :gowhiteboygo:

 No.121488>>121490

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>>121486
Then…
PURRFORMATIVE PURRFOMATIVE

 No.121489

>>121487
Grope butts, steal wallets
t. advise BARKBEAST

 No.121490>>121493

>>121488
just like your omission of punctuation
:mistaken:

 No.121491>>121492>>121497

>>121455
your way of typing is dead old man

 No.121492

>>121491
Shroomy Sausage, why have you stopped posting under mushroom icon and choose spiral instead?

 No.121493>>121494

>>121490
My thought simply isn't finished yet :;:

A quick scroll down my xitter TL and no trailing punctuation seems pretty standard. I've been doing it for as long as I can remember, but…

 No.121494>>121496

>>121493
but initial capitals are different? :rollseyes:

 No.121495

Hope Aranea-domou is doing okay.

 No.121496

>>121494
"Yep!"

 No.121497

>>121491
Goons are the postermanchildren of that style, and they're older than dirt

 No.121498>>121504

"Goon" word is :outy:BIZNASTY:outy: on "go on" + "goo" words?

 No.121499>>121502>>121503

Now I kinda want to use text-transform: lowercase; to make HSG just obnoxious enough to tilt me towards being productive, though…
:nailbiter:

 No.121500

Is it that easy? Let's find out!

 No.121501

Ooh, vile, vile

 No.121502

>>121499
now you're just being mean :(

 No.121503>>121505

>>121499
we could all type like this…

 No.121504

>>121498
I used to think it was a typo of 'goner'. Alas, it's just edging but funnier.

 No.121505>>121507

>>121503
INDEED! NOT ONLY JUST THAT, BUT ALSO ALL CAPS AND FAT BOLD!!!

 No.121506

:no::implying:

 No.121507

>>121505
:ohno:
Shiiiiieeeeeet!!!!
Mysterious caps stealer stoke all the caps from the tread!
:notcanon:

 No.121508

@MEX, unshrunk the kids

 No.121509

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The shifts was shrunked

 No.121510

regret not picking up a shift at these hours

 No.121511

OPINION
Homestuck might be better, if Hu¢¢ie'd kidnapped and locked in his basement the Crystal Castles band instead of Fobby Tox

 No.121512>>121513>>121514

Dice rollRolled 68

Odd number - fast shower, even number - hard shower.:flip:
Doubles to grab dick:grab2:
Do I feel lucky? :fortune:
Aaaaaaaay:digits:

 No.121513

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Dice rollRolled 99

>>121512
:8lush:

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>>121512
how 2 roll

 No.121515

>>121514
check the guide section brotendo

 No.121516

I can, I must, I will get ham

 No.121517

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>>121416
>>121417
It's yaoi schlop.

 No.121519>>121520>>121523

WHY DON'T CAPITAL LETTERS SHOW UP ANYMORE

 No.121520

>>121519
Hey man, quit yelling. It's nap time.

 No.121521>>121522

i can, i must, i will get yaoi slop

 No.121522

>>121521
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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 No.121526>>121527

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Something important for everyone here especially to remember

 No.121527>>121528>>121530

>>121526
I will do the OPPOSITE of what you say because the macro was made by AI. I will never be a slave to silicon! :crack:

 No.121528>>121531

>>121527
There is an original source image. I merely had gpt translate it. Would you listen to the original?

 No.121529

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Dice rollRolled 4159304233554081667

Whanted post this in time. Forget.
Anyway, jere it is

 No.121530

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>>121528
Yes :)

 No.121532>>121533

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>>121531
Alright. Here you go. Better start washing your hands now, or the Ram People will get you while you sleep

 No.121533>>121534

>>121532
Thank you anon, what a wonderful art and a wonderful advice!:hithere:

 No.121534

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 No.121536

>>121535
Holy $#!+ dood!

 No.121537

>>121535
This is so badass

 No.121538>>121545

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 No.121539>>121542

>>121535
She lost her legs in Afghanistan :z:

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>>121540
You already USED that image!:justgo:

 No.121542

>>121539
Better than losing them in the Ukraine.

 No.121543


 No.121544

>>121540
Drillin'!

 No.121545

Wait you don't see >>121540 and >>121538?

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