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 No.27976[View All]

0h n0 edition
old >>27209
650 posts and 189 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.28679

>>28677
>Was
Haha yeah…

 No.28680

>>28668
>tomboy

 No.28681

>Just played MTG: Challenger for the first time
I think I got an honorary second place.

 No.28682

File: 1727311493847.png (31.77 KB, 494x472, NTRman cometh.png)

>>28680
It's not a dirty word! It's the modern "She MUST be tan, have cropped black hair, and abs" that is wrong.

 No.28683

>>28682
>tomboyfags

 No.28684

>>28677
Roxykit defending Russia from Ukrainian Nazis.

 No.28685

File: 1727314274310.png (36.16 KB, 400x400, 11393032_p0.png)

>>28683
Just remember this tealblood

 No.28686

>>28684
Don't compare Russia to Mongols; Mongols were at least competent.

 No.28687

File: 1727314513429.jpg (170.75 KB, 726x900, brit spies steal putin's t….jpg)

Hey Rudy, Britain just proposed the following peace plan to end the war:

>complete withdrawal of Russian forces from all occupied territories

>russia cedes the following oblasts to ukraine: belgorod, kursk, rostov
>independent chechnya
>independent dagestan
>königsberg depopulated and ceded to czechia
>independent novgorod
>moscow nuked every 5 years for the next 3 centuries
>siberian protectorate established under joint EU & Japanese control

What do you think?

 No.28688

>>28686
>The absolute state of Roxykit

 No.28689

>>28685
Her ears are like that from torture.

 No.28690

File: 1727315307372.jpg (154.36 KB, 688x1024, GYVoHJwWQAEHuq6.jpg)

will you manage to grow old enough to escape future drafts?

 No.28691

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>>28688
Look at the shitshow that this war is and tell me that the Russian army is competent.
VDV, Spetsnaz, 1st Guards Tank army, all the big badasses who were thought capable of planting the red flag on the US Capitol, ate shit in the first year of the war.
Not to mention the "unbeatable" russian wonderwaffles like the Terminator, Kinzhal, and S400 which failed utterly at their purpose.

Their only winning strategies have been "spam mines" and "send sacrificial meat to get blown away and then hit the enemy position with arty", and both of those strategies were developed through trial and error (and cribbed from Wagner in Bakhmut for the former)

Rudy, if I were you I'd get out of the country now. Even if you don't get drafted and sent to the front, Russia is gonna turn into Africa but colder and with more jeets.

 No.28692

>>28690
tragedy. kill another 100000 ziggers for vengeance

 No.28693

>>28690
Is 32 enough?

 No.28694

>>28693
I'm afraid you'll have to do 32+10 for starters

 No.28695

>>28694
Bodyswap with huss

 No.28696

>>28691
He's still talking!

 No.28697

>>28689
Oy vey, ah people still carry dah scahs from dose camps to this day…

 No.28698

When is Megidochan going to take the Bazooka Joe pill?

 No.28699

>>28697
They deserve them. They get money for them anyway..

 No.28700

>>28698
Is he on Gocomics

 No.28701

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 No.28702

>>28700
Probably?

 No.28703

>>28701
"No."

Is there going to be a nosejob joke? That's all I'm expecting from the "comedy" angle.

 No.28704

>>27980
>I wouldn't know what to replace that one with.
At the moment I'm thinking
Vibe >> Feel

 No.28705

>>28704
I was just going to say swag again だろ.

 No.28706

>>28701
i thought we hate pride

 No.28707

File: 1727322231552.jpg (43.7 KB, 646x605, ClipboardImage.jpg)

Lol

 No.28708

>>28706
The Japanese carve an exception for blue eyes white girls

 No.28709

>>28707
What the FUCK

 No.28710

>>28709
National Socialism, JA JA JA!
French, NON NON NON!
See if it'll let them out of jail, I've had limited success recently

 No.28711

File: 1727323756413.png (291.56 KB, 600x1471, roxykitten tips the water.png)


 No.28712

>>28711
I'll make it a strict replace
So if someone wants to type
that wwas a wwhole vvibe
it can still go through

 No.28713


 No.28714

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 No.28715


 No.28716

>>28714
Ahem
"Nancy bad"

 No.28717

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 No.28718

File: 1727329966894.gif (45.09 KB, 650x450, 01806_2_retcon.gif)

I just remembered these.

We might say every image on megidochan is && alchemized with Rose's Squid ink

 No.28719

>>28687
I think it's a cheap gutter press. Why would Putin having a Taylor Swift sex doll if can clone her and fuck or even buy or even kidnapping real one?
> Jewtain sez Moscow will nuked every 5 years
Yeah, you wish. It's like Creame bridge - all ukrainina tabloids were shouting with one voice it's impossible to build it not only for Russiam but actually at all due to hard underwater features, and if is somehow is building itself gonna get at least 50 years.
So yeah, dream on, underoinker
You can speak me mova or russian, if you want, ибо лично мiне поэбатi, зато более сложные мыслеформы выражать можно, чем на инглише

 No.28720

>>28719
>You can speak me mova or russian, if you want
I had enough effort making cyrillized roxkitposts back in the 8chan days, thankfully soon Ukraine will adopt the latin alphabet (they already changed Christmas to December 25)

 No.28721

File: 1727332573889.jpg (401.38 KB, 1668x1666, 1650158394047.jpg)

Also, how could you not trust the honorable 4th estate that is the print media.

 No.28722

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Fellow statians, is that so? Is this shit for real or it's a same tier bullshit like here >>28721 and >>28687

 No.28723

Pedophilia isn't illegal to begin with tho

 No.28724

>>28723
>Pedophilia isn't illegal to begin with tho
>Pedophilia
>isn't illegal
You gotta be kidding me

 No.28725

>>28722
Well, she IS part jeet, and CP is legal in India…

 No.28726

File: 1727356860779.jpg (59.07 KB, 211x260, ClipboardImage.jpg)

what is that weird torn on the back of sanford

 No.28727

>>28726
He was anally raped ):

 No.28728


 No.28729

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 No.28730

File: 1727359849563.jpg (52.02 KB, 225x335, ClipboardImage.jpg)

poor little boy :(

 No.28731

File: 1727362821972.jpg (161.74 KB, 900x281, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.28732

>>28731
I'm really tired at the moment and I really hate this

 No.28733

File: 1727365781812.webm (1.48 MB, 960x540, 1727362207073214.webm)

I hear Ubisoft is not doing too hot at the moment

 No.28734

>Switch – 52.355 (33.868.331)
>PlayStation 5 – 8.757 (6.047.343)
next week should be even more fun

 No.28735

>>28734
They're holding out for the pro! Gimme the pro!

 No.28736

>>28732
It's a very unique kind of bad funnies strip

 No.28737

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 No.28738

>>28737
Makes me pull a Josh Luna >>28729
(Inching closer to sucking my own dick)

 No.28739

>>28737
Mask Expert, dox him.

 No.28740

>>28739
The artist?

If simply an anon posting rancid Homestuck fanart, that is a TRADITION we might benefit to reclaim

 No.28741

>>28740
No. No. No.

 No.28742

>>28741
But how else am I to secure the endorsement of "Meowrails Anon"?

 No.28743

>>28742
Meowrails wasn't a pornposter.

 No.28744

File: 1727373331580.jpg (108.06 KB, 342x395, ClipboardImage.jpg)

Minecraft bread looks like a shitbrick at low res lol

 No.28745

>>28743
That one doesn't qualify as porn either, just tacky jokes/shipping

 No.28746

File: 1727373647047.png (1 KB, 27x25, Bread[1].png)

>>28744
Probably superior

 No.28747

File: 1727375874493.png (587.04 KB, 1138x1087, Joji Furoido.png)


 No.28748

Got a spider8ite right on my face…

 No.28749

>>28747
I still never played BG2, maybe I should import this portrait

 No.28750

what are the odds i can get the rights to make a homestuck fighting game

 No.28751

featuring Nikocado Avocado & Orlin

 No.28752

Homestuck Babyz Kart

 No.28753

Accidentally came on my face again

 No.28754

>>28753
… IMPRESSIVE.

 No.28755

File: 1727388096437.jpg (181.83 KB, 1280x720, 4Fsilg9ZZG8.jpg)

egg

 No.28756

>>28755
I wish they have given Zelda MC status in the BoTW clone so we could at least see her climb around in tight pants

 No.28757

>>28744
Is that a fucking cookie from Cookie Clicker

 No.28758

A better use of your time than Dustborn.

 No.28759

>>28757
Indeed, you are correct. The classic NYC Black and White, or "Eclipse Cookie" (?) are Orteil dubbed it

It does resemble the moon in its third quarter

 No.28760

File: 1727393958841.jpg (361.77 KB, 985x1411, ClipboardImage.jpg)

scary scary

 No.28761

File: 1727395459652.png (87.71 KB, 1097x497, nonce bashing.png)

LET'S BASH A NOGGIN

 No.28762

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>>28752
Jane's heavy weight reducing her acceleration (she's a chubby baby)

 No.28763

File: 1727395885455.jpg (122.31 KB, 306x274, ClipboardImage.jpg)


 No.28764

>>28761
I've been dipping into Homestuck a bit to get a feel for writing dialog, and egbert punch! made me actually laugh

 No.28765

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 No.28766

>>28762
5 - Jane
4 - Jake
3 - John, Dirk
2 Dave, Rose
1 - Roxy

 No.28767

>>28763
>>28765
How much audience do you need to be a shill?
I'm no vlogger, but if Nintendo wants to send me free games to change Megidochan's theme to, I'll do it…

 No.28768

ackshually it's ephebophile

 No.28769

>>28766
How could I forget GREEN?
Uh… Let's natural distribute her to weight 3

 No.28770

苛々 and the Latin Ira
Makes you think.

 No.28771

File: 1727398307145.jpg (175.53 KB, 300x301, ClipboardImage.jpg)

>watch TV show called Grotesquerie
>bottom text

 No.28772

File: 1727399452867.png (449.19 KB, 602x599, 1727388021233920.png)

shroomfailure

 No.28773

>>28772
doggirl edition

 No.28774

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 No.28776

>>28774
Damn, whoever runs an ebay outlet from Japan must be raking in the arbitrage

 No.28777


 No.28805

>>28714
Does she know?
>>28731
Personally, it's a breath of fresh air compared to everything else.

 No.28807

>>28764
Kill yourself.



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