>>35666 And yes, let me address this, I've previously talked about how "scene culture" was something deeply insincere due to its hyper-collectivism. But that's the funny thing about sincerity. Oftentimes, what's most sincere to us at the moment belies the gestalt of our true self. That sense of vulnerability is lost but the community-building is still there. Ultimately, we can have no real form of sincerity on a "socially just", collective, and consolidated Internet. This should all be considered in the anti-goon manifesto, by the by. I'm in a very introspective mood today. >anti-fappery MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. I think it's hard to overemphasize the importance of "scene culture" and how it was essentially the death of "scenes" as I've previously talked about. Scene culture and its relation to the Internet were basically the death knell of the "Sekhmet Quadrinity" because it essentially synthesized all four variants. For this reason, I think it's important to capture web 2.0 (and web 2.5) in a time bubble because it was essentially the meridian of anti-fappery. Scene, as embarrassing as it was, was ultimately a movement built around hyper-sincerity but also hyper-collectiveness. We'll never have something like that now. I'd like to read something about this and the sociology of the goth-emo-scene pipeline (all of the transitional phases are time respective and consequently antiquated) but it feels too niche and ultimately, as I often find in social studies, too new for anything conclusive or insightful to be said about it. Time reveals all things, after all. That is to say, in a round-about way, that our (my) pandering to the scene/emo crowds are sincere, just indirectly. I find them anthropologically useful, and sociologically fascinating. Do we put Anno on the Megidochan Death Note? Can we correlate the death of "cool japan" to the death of web 2.0 and the rise of global fappery? @MEXWhere's the anti-goon manifesto .txt? >>35666And yes, let me address this, I've previously talked about how "scene culture" was something deeply insincere due to its hyper-collectivism. But that's the funny thing about sincerity. Oftentimes, what's most sincere to us at the moment belies the gestalt of our true self.That sense of vulnerability is lost but the community-building is still there. Ultimately, we can have no real form of sincerity on a "socially just", collective, and consolidated Internet.This should all be considered in the anti-goon manifesto, by the by.I'm in a very introspective mood today.>anti-fapperyMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. >>35041Like Jews and goons? >>35051This is about goons, isn't it, Will? Also, this is why I suspect goons are the "man behind the curtain" in Soy Culture and the sharty.If someone likes something (anything) too much? Bam, post the marvel soyjak or the Star Wars soyjak and say "This is you." Instantly blunt the enthusiasm out of fear of ostracization. >>34991>The goon, ultimately, is a vehicle for hyper-modernity. "Enthusiasm, but not too much", spread it wide, not deep because "it's not that deep, bro." When's the last time you heard a goon call something a masterpiece? I guess it all begins and ends with End of Evangelion.Goons have a record of doing hostile takeovers of movements against them. This happened both on 4chan and Reddit. >>34985>fapperyWhy did this retard filter goon ery? Doesn't he know the ultimate importance of this word? Especially as a verb like that? >>34985>>34987I think we can say that the shift from Evangelion being a cultural touchstone to being "pretentious" and a walking punchline to being faux-obscure and then being repurposed as some positive nihilistic (false; Evangelion is humanist and anti-nihilism) and later mopecore for zoomers post-Netflix is a general microcosm for any sort of New Sincerity being eaten, spat out, and later shat out by the goon instinct against "too much enthusiasm."The goon, ultimately, is a vehicle for hyper-modernity. "Enthusiasm, but not too much", spread it wide, not deep because "it's not that deep, bro." When's the last time you heard a goon call something a masterpiece? I guess it all begins and ends with End of Evangelion.I wasn't there to see any of it firsthand but knowing the start of Web 2.0 is 1996 (EoE is 1997) and knowing the first Rebuild came in the middle of what I've dubbed Web 2.5 (like, EoE, one year after a significant date, this time, the middle and not the start- 2007; with a Web 2.75 following my definition of Web 2.5, because I think Web 2.0 has important and plentiful points to delineate. If we combine Web 2.5 and 2.75, the center-most year is 2009. Oft-touted by /v/tards as a big turning point so I remain convinced in my model.) I think Evangelion is generally a good casestudy for a fandom with which you can judge (at least Western) the evolving Internet paradigm now.What we're at now is not designed obsolescence but rather "forced obsolescence", people trying to undermine media on one side so others can call it underrated on the other. Really, it's quite the pathetic discourse but it's also somewhat recursive. Evangelion used to be divisive, now people are only dismissive positively or negatively. Those who are passionate about it lay in a dull stupor of aestheticism and self-pity. The fire is dead and yet people are rushing to burn themselves on the embers. This more or less seems to be the pop-cultural attitude. The New Sincerity heralded was a false idol, much like the Anti-Christ, it merely made the ironic detachment more abstract, suspension of disbelief now more of a requisite for metanarrative stipulations. Genuine passion is dying. Art is dying. The Internet is dead. Communication lays in the smoke signals long sPost too long. Click here to view the full text. >>34429>MPC >Sam Hyde sucks>All are just goons-but-right-wing, with all that entailsYes and no. Not sure how condescending I should be with this reply since we're quasi-anonymous so I'll end it here. >>34428MPC sucks, TRS sucks, Sam Hyde sucksAll are just goons-but-right-wing, with all that entails >>34069>It's ironic funny VGHpostingEscape the goon within your mind. >>33986It's because of the alchemical symbol of Sagittarius, retard. >>33987I wouldn't even though Ulala and me are connected by a special bond and she's very relatable. I'm a #NeverTroon #NeverGoon >>33924Goon mentality. >>33831>>33832*Goony cackles and snaps his fingers* >>33831Oh yeah and all the people that goons bullied into suicide would still be alive. This, but with goons >>33626>>33627>And that's basically what Class of 09 (obligatory mention) is and that seems to have resonated with a lot of YOUNG GIRLS (for whatever reason.)The goon is catty, after all. >>33622MEX, I request that you add something to our goonchive."One can see the goon as the vanguard of pop culture. They're enamored with it; sure, it might mostly be parody and derisive humor but they'll ultimately stick by it. Their main job as the purveyors of mainstream culture and ideas that they are is to go 'Yeah, this shit might suck, but look at what those losers are doing over there! At least we're not those guys.' and then go and buy Jordans." you have to admit "arrest goons for child pornography" DOES work kill goons, behead goons, burn goon in a concert hall, flood goons, defecate into a goons water supply, cluster bomb filthy goons, roundhouse kick a goon into the mobile crematorium, slit a goons throat, judo-kick a goon into a minefield, exterminate goons like a pest, do to goons what they have done, stab a goons eye out, hang goons, simulate ragdoll physics with goons, blow up goons on their way to a golf course, imprison goons, deport goons, get goons fired from their job for being a goon, take goon oligarch children hostage, nuclear first strike on goons, call the goonhomosexuals nuclear bluff, shit into a goons ICBM control room, eviscerate goon truck drivers, terrorize goons with drones, car bomb goons onto the front if they are named chaika, give expired snacks to zigge widows, put pictures on an m777 in goon children memorial posters of their dead goon dad, make fun of goons, misgender goonhomosexual troons, arrest goons for child pornography, beat a goon nepetophiles knees with threaded rods, feed dead goons to pigs, feed alive goons to pigs, pat a stray ukrainian dog, dismantle a goon cemetary, bomb goons in africa, snipe fagnerette in africa, total goon death, hate goons so much its disconcerting to normies on twitter, gloat about dead goons on twitter, post dead goons on 4chan, dox goontroons, dox goon pajeets, dox goon DERSITES, make fun of self-garming kigrant goons, threaten goons with violence, disrespect goons, make goons feel unwelcome, denounce goons, report goons to corporate compliance, donate to put funny messages on shells that tear apart goons, TOTAL GOON DEATH >>33005>Modern children must be taught in schools that it is always morally correct to kill a Goon subhumanI'm okay with this too, だろ. >>33073>>33075Goons be like "Anime is for nepetophiles" (you will NEVER guess what the person who drew this pic was exposed as doing) >>33076Our creed should never come from a goon. Click on that profile, RoW. >>330734channer.Redditor.Goon. >>32802I'd say it's more for identifying hot goon trash. I really wish Megaten was good. I really do.Just like I wish Homestuck was good.But the redpill is that they're both "idea guy" media. And that kind of media appeals to the kind of posturing homosexual that lurks both 4chan and Something Awful. The [I don't know what'd be a good name for them] and the goon. Filter zigger to goon to inconvenience Roxykit's autism. >DUDE I LOVE THE JUDGE FROM BLOOD MERIDIAN I READ HIS MONOLOGUES OUT OF CONTEXTI guess it's just the West's answer to le manime Beserk.Crush goon skulls. Kagichan on the current state of Gooncourse. >>31900Earthbound is goon koser THOUGH. Need a re-up (new way of saying second opinion for Dr. Retard.)Kill "Mac." Kill goons. >>31811Talks like a goon. >>31810Kill goons. Behead goons. Roundhouse kick a goon into the concrete. Slam dunk a goon baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy xillennials. Defecate in a goon's food. Launch goons into the sun. Stir fry goons in a wok. Toss goons into active volcanoes. Urinate into a goon's gas tank. Judo throw goons into a wood chipper. Twist goons heads off. Report goons to the IRS. Karate chop goons in half. Curb stomp pregnant black xillenials. Trap goons in quicksand. Crush goons in the trash compactor. Liquefy goons in a vat of acid. Eat goons. Dissect goons. Exterminate goons in the gas chamber. Stomp goon skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate goons in the oven. Lobotomize goons. Mandatory abortions for goons. Grind goon fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown goons in fried chicken grease. Vaporize goons with a ray gun. Kick old goons down the stairs. Feed goons to alligators. Slice goons with a katana. >>31808A nocaps goon making a thread is the least of my concerns だろ 0x0 >>31806>From what I've seen, the security sandworm doesn't care about case sensitivity>Encouraging a goon to make the new thread >>31773>Millennial goon theme >>31641I'm old enough that the phenomenon passed me entirely this time. Or I actually was a freshman in 2009 so I don't need to meta-irony-fuck-anime-tropes goon version >>31638I figured. That's SBN13's mindset too. Idealizing "professionalism" = utilitarianism for half-black goons who can't into sincerity. >>31630>The most offensive thing after the lip smacky noises is that he calls it "4chan edgy" instead of your more accurately pinning it on gooneryForgive him, he knows not his sin. He's too young and naive. >>31633>Imagine my shock, he talks in the exact same voice as he characters.You could tell if you knew his earlier stuff too. At the very least, if we're giving Hu$$ler credit for literally anything, Homestuck is a slight adjustment for that.>Can any living writer escape this? Maybe do a period work so they can't talk modern?Yes, it starts with writing actual characters instead of writing yourself and a bunch of walking jokes so the comedy isn't just Literally Me™ owning the jokes that I wrote.>>31634>Wait, I thought 09dev was like mulatto?He is. >Why are they mad he says nigga?They probably don't know or it's browngating or whatever the fuck. Post too long. Click here to view the full text. >>31628The most offensive thing after the lip smacky noises is that he calls it "4chan edgy" instead of your more accurately pinning it on goonery >>31310>Simply like something that's on the goon shitlist but a normie wouldn't bat an eyelid at.But that's a weapon against me, not a goon. >>31309Goons are the best targets for what I'm advocating though. Simply like something that's on the goon shitlist but a normie wouldn't bat an eyelid at. >>31307t.goon >>31264Zoomer twitteroids were groomed by gen X fyad goons into their internet shock troops just like the same xoons groomed the millenial /b/tards before them >>31237Literally nothing and embarrassing rap battles? >>31239He's bad at making traditional paneling. This is undeniable. >>31241>he's only saying that to "try to win an internet argument" so I don't care>NO>NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY DISAGREE WITH ME>HE'S JUST LYINGThis page is enough to prove that Hu$$ler has no idea what the fuck he's doing with the medium and never really cared.>>31242>Yeah, because Andrew Hussein can't commit to actually finishing anything.No, Whistles was basically a bunch of hot air where basically nothing happened and it was a complete farce where you could care about none of the characters in a story of directionless nonsense. Tell me what plot threads of it that were left hanging from it. I'm waiting. It's just irredeemable beyond the art which isn't even great. Post too long. Click here to view the full text. >>31152>>31154>>31155Very Hu$$lern. Very goonian. Why does history repeat itself like this? >>31050>So co-opt, not cultivate? I can see the logic, if you've a plan.Now I feel the goon. It's mostly just a silly. I know from RoW there's enough Portuguese resentment over their place in the digital world that we could tap into their ram rage. >>30977This might validate my theory about the Sharty being secretly run by a cabal of goons. Remember SRS and how their raid targets would "coincidentally" get spammed with CP and they'd say "teeheehee, it wasn't us, but you TOTALLY deserved it!"SRS was another goon spinoff, and the Sharty does the same thing. >>30975Goons Of No Nation. >>30973>(and mostly because the 'teens like playing some chaotic internet capture the flag game with each other)This is not mutually exclusive to spamming CP.The Joy Jake is the father of the goon… >>30932When the Pogo rises, the millennial sun sets over the gooncation. >>30823See:>>30808Just like the Antichrist is said to seem like Jesus, the goon is said to seem like the anti-goon… There were probably a lot of invaluable goon rants that were lost from May.. >>30228It's post-goon bait. >>30014When I do implement emojis, goonsay can be one >>30013>it's GoonsayHow dare you. >>30008That a novel take, but it's GoonsaySo that's a supposed to look like a wingsofredemption style fatass nerd head Maybe we should up to 355 because post >>355 seems to be a seminal post, it's the start of both goon and Class of 09, ultimately invaluable ideas to this newest incarnation of Megidochan. >>29907https://megidochan.de/search.php?search=goon&board=hsgI think we've almost reached the limit. Try (re-)up'ing it to 300 to see?There's a lot of anti-goon rhetoric to be found here. >>29899>a manifesto/mission page would be a separate thingSo three pages then? Can I search goon yet? >>29898>2.50 page and goon manifestoa manifesto/mission page would be a separate thing >>29897>EOYAlongside the web 2.50 page and goon manifesto or will they be combined? >>29699You know I know I hate that homosexual. Ironic weeb goon motherfucker. I would shoot him. Also, idea for a page, perhaps put it above the anti-goon manifesto:A list (perhaps categorized) of things listed considered Web 2.5, for example:Anime: HetaliaNarutoLive Action Web Original: Mega 64Games: Yumme NikkiCorpse PartyToon TownPost too long. Click here to view the full text. >>29434>it might not even be a bot but a hired goonSome spammers "outsource" captchas by sending them to other people on their websites to solve >>29433That's pretty good if I can set it upOr an HSG ephemera captcha to make threads. The spammer had no problem solving captchas on megido.com, if I recall correctly, so it might not even be a bot but a hired goon >>29366Goons are liars who will continue lying even when it's completely unconvincingThe only sincere act a Goon does in their life is killing themselves >>29251Goons were never punkThey were always a bunch of trust fund douchebros who went around the internet bullying children We are an anti-goon, anti-establishment humble haiku gam jam site. >>29033>>29031>>29029If the vid is meant to compare the (((Conservative))) disfavorably against goyische goon humor, all 22 minutes are dedicated to missing the point >>28966That's goon logic. Pray you don't goon logic further. I suspect that it's goons who are leading them from the shadowsone last revenge against the 4chan animefags who stole their thunder >>28578Still not sure why this stuck in my craw instead of being merely funnyBecause no duh megidochan relaunched this year?Because he posted it on a literal zoomgoon tiktok thirst site?Writing off my sincere feelings as "fake"? >>28288>If you want an (anti) goonrant in there, it might go on a manifesto page>>28282I already suggested as much, baka. And the plans for filling out the "boardlist" bar is>megidokinz page>link/credit page>Past!HSG cenotaphIf you want an (anti) goonrant in there, it might go on a manifesto page >>28279>the other is a generally moody bastardSo am I but I'd never abandon you.Answer: >>28276Also, what are you "working" on so that you can't implement my things? I really think that anti-goon webpage would really help fill out this bar.[/hsg/ysg/vvox] [paq/guide/manifesto][house/monocle,rose/monkey/zombie][:33,LOL!]>>28280>Pardon?That one thing we all played for like a thread and a half. And that other game we played for like a thread and a half.>>28281Volcano, black transwoman, etc I want my seven (7) goon pages, Mexican. >>28017>>280191) The Goon issue2) The other thing. :3c >>28019Try "goon" too! Literally every single one involves a variation.How do you make it search for it when it's part of a larger word too? I don't know code or linguistics. But have that be something you can flick on or off for, there's no commonly used word that has "goon" in it.Octagoon..? >>28017I would help if you tagged such rantshttps://megidochan.de/search.php?search=goons&board=hsg >>27995They're upset because it's clear that Nicole is stringing Jecka along and that Jecka doesn't break free. They also probably self-insert into Jecka to some degree. I can understand their disappointment (though it also disgusts me), but what's really bad is that it was probably a deliberate, spiteful reaction in typical goon fashion. MEX, you should help (by being a good boy and archiving all of this properly) be compile all my rants on goons. That'd be a good way to start a manifesto for Kagi to read. This meme is really one of the Goon's final attempts to hold onto their cultural domination and scoop buckets of water out of a dingy rapidly flooding with south american weebs >>27068>Is there other huss/kojimbo lore I am missing?He probably thinks "wow hes literally me" with the self-indulgent, auteur shit and thinks they probably have the exact same political beliefs which is very important for a goon leftist like Huss. 🚨 lemon party IN fgsfdsooooO 🚨💀 BRO REALLY OUT HERE caramelldansen IN A SHOOP DA WHOOP WHILE DOING THE shitlord FACE 💀swagless behavior.FFFUUUUUUU- got no swag, no epeen, and hit fail harder than a nice guy fapper on day 58 of no goon sesh 🫠.DAT ASS DAMN 💀, THAT'S SOME epic fail, YA RLY.Bro out here thinking he's an alpha but caught white knighting for neckbeard SHOOP swag instead 💀.YEETED himself into some major awkwaaard, said "creeper" once and now only gets win in runescape. white knight rape?NAH, it's the ultimate epeen epeen! >>26905You think those "underages" who got those doxxing skills all by themselves? No, the foot soldiers of the xartyplex might be underages, but the leaders are probably the same old goons who are trying to relive "le glory days" of pre-2006. >>26903>I just wanted to deprecate to be funny.GOON ALERT >>26892this goon i feel as if im lookin at my future self megafatbig ass manccavve huge tvvdinin in style wwith a third wworld wwife and trusty myfitness app countin evvery calorie a wwall a amiibo to keep me in focused onaholes to attend to my body and LED lights at my beck and call on the wweekends dicsord DMs pinging on my phone evvery twwo hoursevvery day full a excitement and luxury thatd be the life evverythin in its right place its the perfect life its the life for wwinners thatll be my life >>26872>Diddy partyLemon party>Skibidi toilerShoop da whoop or Stickfights>Mewing caramelldansen (I know it's a way of setting your inbite, technically…)>OhioRickroll >BrainrotEpic fail>RizzSwag >AlphaNo change (lindy)Post too long. Click here to view the full text. >>26862shut up betago back to gooning >>26684>No, he's kinda a bitch and has spent this whole time trying to work for video games but crying when people give him too much attention then crawling back for more. >>26479>Dingdong might be a mopey fuck but I don't have anything against them because they don't touch kids, are honest with themselves, and don't take down troon jokes because of their girlfriend. It was 50% gooned so it was 50% Politically Corrected.>Also Egoraptor fans outted him as a homosexual to his parents or something?No, Egoraptor did that personally because he's a fucking moron and a bad person. The blackpill is the goonpill, no matter what variation it is. >>26569Goon niggas be like "I'm too Adult for cartoons and video games" and then spend their entire life trying to recapture the Internet Coolness they got from raiding someone's livejournal comments when they were 15 >>26566You do know that guy was literally just grabbed by guards and eventually just walked away, right?I'm not a fucking China apologist. I'm just tired of fucking retards. Why do you care so much about the current incarnations of countries when the whole world is fucked and ruined by Jews? This is LOVER OF FAT WOMENed quasi-nationalism.>>26567Oh, so a goon chud.>>26568>China is pushing it. India, no way.Neither of them are pushing it, you ignorant dolt. Reverence of nature is an anthropological constant. Corey might be a sperglord and Dingdong might be a mopey fuck but I don't have anything against them because they don't touch kids, are honest with themselves, and don't take down troon jokes because of their girlfriend. It was 50% gooned so it was 50% Politically Corrected. >>26133No, sir, it's still fundamentally goon-coded. It's not about the culture wars. It's about the intent. >>26122>Politically Corrected and goon-codedReally? And here I've always been thinking it waas JRPG dialog coded… This might sound fucking autistic as fuck but I might manually force myself to always use the double period ellipses at all times (the Ditko/Lee/Kirby special) instead of the three period ellipses because the three period ellipses is Politically Corrected and goon-coded. >>26085>>26086We should at least set up a dedicated webpage to the redflags of goonery, lest we forget Proverbs 14:12.You either die a schizo or live long enough to see yourself become a goon.You either die a schizo, or, you live long enough to see yourself become a goon.You either die a schizo. Or live long enough to see yourself become a goon… I think we should try to convey the nuances of SA's terrible impact on the Internet because what >>26085 describes is peak goon yet he never used SA, he's just a result of the goonification of 4chan. Pretty sure Soulbro was probably a literal goon because he's always shat on 4chan.Nu-goons? Neogoons? Post-goons? >>25989Politically Correct kinda filtered its way out via the same alt-right ex-goonosphere that's responsible for promoting TRSLike you had Common Filth talking about "poz loads" etc. >>25988>It does come from a SA frontpage article/threadIf we got rid of anything with goon lineage, we wouldn't even fucking be here. >>25971>pozzed" is cringe goonspeakAlways the oddest takes with this fuck. >>25968Okay, but I want to be on record that my personal opinion is that "pozzed" is cringe goonspeak >>25322I feel like if I ever got over myself and started making things, I would be collectively rejected by chuds for one reason or another and be adopted by the #actuallywokerthanyouthink goon crowd. That's part of my paralysis. Having a fanbase of people I fucking hate. Chuds wouldn't be much better because they're fucking stupid. Normies would of course water everything down. I'd want to attract people like me and if I didn't then I had to failed to communicate. But that kind of shit is unpredictable. Maybe it's just not my time yet. >>24714I think they're just compulsive and neurotic. They always need an enemy so they're ready to jump at any "opportunity for a joke." It's hyper-reflexive to the point of not being deflection, but something completely refractory; it exists to disperse context, subtext, intent…What you have are people who don't enjoy making jokes or even making light or belittling something but completely disintegrating communication. Goontalk- woke or not- breaks authenticity at its very core. Because it's beyond just jokes, japes, it's memetic. And memes are cancer. I think goons are always fundamentally different from their other edgy peers even before troll's remorse kicks in. Like how Arin Hanson had the compulsion to scream "DERSITE" whenever he met a new black person. That's a redflag for collapsing in on yourself like a faggy blackhole and entering true goonhood. >>24709Still can't think of that goon without the most disdain possible. Goons: "Anime is for nepetaphiles!"Also goons: Shmorky, Aatrek, Zeitgeist, Laurelai, etc >>24418Amen. Goons are responsible for the anti-"effort", cynical culture that was passed onto not only the millenial internet, but the zoomer internet >>24416>Ah, 2008. The goons really had the pulse on taste making in their grip to birth such neuroticism.Half of it is just early 2000s and it being relatively new to the mainstream and "naruto cringe xd" and the other half is goon domination, yes.I wish to rid this world of goons… They are not beautiful things and don't deserve the right to exist. >Worrying over weebness on a obscure JRPG fan forumAh, 2008. The goons really had the pulse on taste making in their grip to birth such neuroticism. >>23368Goon.jpg >>23079Not me because I realize it's a fool's errand. I just scream a lot.I realize now that the only viable path to Musubi is to goon it up. We must become the counter-goon. >>22861>>22860Only princess goonnight >>22424Oh, and as a trooner gooner I'd be e-guillotine. Not so bad, if we put "le choppy boi" memes out of mind. goonbrain >>19578I'm not sure if you have brain damage from gooning or all of how you talk is a goon (SA) LARP. >>19021Stop gooning, yeah. What ifgoonmori >>18761>>18765Goon takes. The eternal goon. >>18795She was literally based on a goon. >>18597Or maybe you need to go scorched Earth on insufferable troon goon cunts. >>18588>>18589Boring. Leave me alone, troon goon. >>18584>knowing about medical stuff is gooner tierprojection?? monkey cheese insult?? we will never know… >>18583Peak goon speak. >>18289They aren't acting in good faith and you know it. They're a goon troon and those are the people who are to blame for all of the cancer on the Internet. >>17151>If that guy is aiming for punkitudeHe would never say it directly but that's essentially what it is. Goons are just punks too afraid to get mohawks. Class of 09 but the entire thing is dedicated to making fun of goons like Mac. I guess I am a bit obsessed with "Mac." In that he's a perfect encapsulation of the punk rock/goon compulsive need to undermine anyone subverting the status quo other than them. To compare (to punks), metalheads are equally dismissive but they're simply elitist and like to dismiss themselves from things they dislike; the punk actively instigates and likes to windowdress their rationale with optics. In a way, it makes easy to understand Rose's fascination with a person like Dave. Though he's really more like a combination of Dave and Rose (though not like Dirk, more like Roxy- IPGD)He takes potshots at pop culture but those are secondary to the groups outside the main culture that aren't part of his in-group. His potshots are cool and detached but yours come from you just being a loser, lol, even if we say virtually identical things.Just such a sad, strange person. >>16727And just like that, the troon goon subverts someone's legitimate hatred into their fetish posting. >Somebody with telepathy humiliating a psychologist Okay, now this I can goon to. >>13095>I'm getting a righteous headacheStop gooning. >>12555>My posting style when I was back around my early 20s *sips barley tea*…He's been successfully degooned…>Pic related>>12557This is terribly cringe and not reflective of me at all. I don't think I've ever reached this low in all my years posting.It tends to be self-loathing rants and pleading for other people to like me in spite of my sometimes condescending and/or churlish demeanor. Also, Rose? Rose Lalonde? >>12536>This is basically a goon cultThey're appreciating her cuteness only, surely… >>12533This is basically a goon cult.>Not giving her a boob reduction thoReally makes you think, huh? >>12219You're straying to the path of the goon.Remember that megid0chan l0ves y0u >>10435>GoonNah, he's too much an avowed fan of anime ladyparts. (the sportsball is a litle goony, but an allowance) >>10431>Oh rly?He has a detestable aura of goon. And he reminds me of myself. >>9825Bleach was in a similar state. Again, they're goon-brained. They have very little perspective. from sadstuck to goonstuck >>9130Definitely. I found her pretty awful as a more prudish/SA goon teen but maybe it'd hit different these days >>8285Oh no, I found that. But another thread. Felt very goony.>Orange transparent chainsaw even over thereMan, that meme had a lot more reach than I thought. How do we take advantage of this? >>8155Fat goon in a "Meh." shirt.jpg >>7456I think even Undertale kiddies are preferable to LISA kiddies who are like microgoons. >>7414Goon/Dril associations aside, it was smartphone autocorrect that utterly weaned me of this. The second one finds themselves going back to delete capitalized letters to signal less effort, it ought to trigger self-reflection >>7139>>7141You don't actually goon, right, sisters? >>7138Trvmp's anti-goon goons are gonna kill me! virgooner >>6723We get it, you hate Japan, beaner.>>6726No, they're gooning out so they're smarter than you, chud. >>6688>He's not an anime irl yetGoon alert! I just took it as an expensive lesson to always adopt a contrarian stance to the goon hivemind on any given issue >>5623>>5624Wait, it's not just femgooner bait? Huh… >>5556Goon refers to the people who like sexual stimulation for very long time without reaching orgasm, but it's pretty much another word for wanker, jerk-off or slacker >>5552Who is goon a slur for? >>5550>so like using "That" technique.Filter for goon soon? >>5379No, I have a hard time watching stuff I actually want to see and I know you're a dedicated furry retard. You fuckers proselytize more than modern Christians. So make her sound like wifebait or I won't even allow myself into the position of there even being a possibility of being goaded into gooning to her. the penne gesserit witch with her goon jabbar New Rick and Morty episode ideas:RobocopBack To The Future properBack To The Future 3 specificallyThe GooniesLittle Shop of HorrorsGhostbustersTerminatorBeetlejuiceThe Color PurpleBestiality, incest, and homosexuality >>3765>Why use "goon" and not just "porn addicted retard"?Because I mean the Something Awful kind of goon, you retarded zoomer. >>3763Why use "goon" and not just "porn addicted retard"?>>3762This is another good explanation. >>3761Goons are my, and should be your, archenemy. The eternal goon is in the center of a triangle comprised of a hipster, a Jew, and an edgelord.TGD >>3756Shut up, this is goon hate hours and you're just getting in the way. >>3721Like what?>>3722But we're only allowed to categorize the dick nipples, let's not deign ourselves with splitting the parent tag into different types of humor.Not to bring up Class of 2009 again (but I will) but to me, "dating sim" doesn't really feel like the predominant genre of VNs, especially if we're counting the shorter stuff. The dominant genre is "niche and off-putting pornography" and sure, there's some overlap if you want to be fucking autistic. There's something very goony about attacking the dating sims nerd when it hasn't been the most popular genre for like, 20 years now. You think about the most popular series and they're like, Fate, Danganronpa, and Higurashi. Even the single entry things that blow up or have some sort of long-lasting fanbase aren't dating sims, they're horror (Doki Doki Literature Club and Saya No Uta, respectively) Like, what, are we still mad about Love Hina?And sure, there's a dedicated fanbase for dating sim VN and it's a very ANIME thing (which is the Devil) but I don't know, the "Longer than Pride And Prejudice and have every possible fantasy and sci-fi plot device" VNs seem more ripe for parody. I guess that's why the game is #retro (really, it's probably more of a post-irony thing because those games existed back in the early 2000s.)I don't know where people get the idea that Visual Novels are all dating sim stuff from. I can't pin to a particularly popular series or even just a single game. Key games, maybe? But then you're deliberately glossing over the tragedy elements. If anything, it's osmosis FROM anime for a lot of people. Certainly not the goon who would NEVER EVER touch stinky anime so ???Is it because they're more in the public view (on Steam, like 10 years later after they were released) as opposed to "Raping Little Girls Is Most Delicious!~ 5" or "CXYB3R; LEGEND- THE ENTANGLING THRALL" But I don't understand how dating sims are easier to make fun of than either of those- or why you would even want to? The times may change, but the goon's enemy stays the same. We get it, you got some fat chick pussy, but why are you so mad at virgin shut-ins? >>3479Goontroon tendency… So glad the troon goon is shitting up MY thread again. >>2520He is intentionally looking like a goon, I hope The goon folder will soon outstrip the game >>2197Definitely gooning to this one. >>1832You're a goon. goonstuck >>1628I also think it ironic that the most conventional haircut in the comic is the worst drawn and Hussie otherwise shit out some of the most anime-looking haircuts in anything Western-that-wasn't-trying-to-ape-anime despite being a guy who didn't really watch anime because he's "not Japanese." (Has SA goon brainrot.) >>1481The voice, too. But it could simply be down to the standard goon voice >>927You'll have to justify that one. How some goonswarm making a full throated and public declaration of how much "ugh anime is for pedocreeps, wtf" and flinging shit whenever you see a shiny eyeball at all related to appreciation of anime, even ironic.I'll agree that the Hypnospace dev falls in the irony camp, certainly. But that is a pretty distinct position. Ex- "So tacky and creepy, amirite xDD wink wink" as you appropriate elements >>919Chigau, I meant what he's reacting to, the goons rushing to dogpile and groaningly disavow whenever something "too anime" is posted Amarna gleanings…Goons aren't tired of doing this shtick yet? It was old when Homestuck was young. >Upper body size 20>Upper body muscle 5>Chest Size 100>Chest thickness 15>Chest Height -36>Chest spacing 22.5I think my diligent tweaking and testing has resulted in something approach eroge-worthy kyonyuu while not compromising on a narrow waist 🙈:goon:🤓 >>265>>264>>261/vg/ accused me of gooning and said my pawn has an amateur girl-next-door porn vibe… Which I enjoyed more than hsg accusing me of turning gay for an Albini-lookalike.A small taste of how FFXIV trooners must feel?